Steven Universe Bismuth Leak

>>84329313
Lapis got sucker punched before. She gon' beat that ass this time around.

>>84329313
It's not a leak for christ's sake, it was officially released by Cartoon Network as a promotional clip for the upcoming episodes. Not everything is a leak.

WOOLIE!

>>84329313
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what have they done?

this shit is official lol

Why does everyone make such a fuss about Bismuth? What's so special about this character?

>>84331011
It was one of the greatest mysteries of the show and the subject of many crackpot theories.

>>84331031
>It was one of the greatest mysteries of the show
so it's just /sug/ self validating itself again. lame and boring.

Is that a gorilla?

>>84331182
Yeah. You wouldn't understand if you weren't a fan.

whered ops image come from?

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>>84331209
No, it' a gemrilla.

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>>84331326

>>84332314
he didn't

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>>84330999

Is that Woolie?

So can we all agree SU is nothing but SJW garbage now?

>>84330098
Hi Matt

>>84332434
>Implying it ever was anything else.

>>84331031
The oldest Fryman boy (yeah I forgot his name) was a Gem all along?

>>84332475
His name's Ronaldo.

>>84329313
Speaking of leaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-m3cMHG-Zc

>>84329313
>It's a girl
The fuck?

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>>84332378
>TFW There's an annual Beach City Pie Contest.
>Bismuth and Amethyst Steal All of Them.

>>84332489
>Male gems
>Existing

>>84332489
The Gems are basically Rule 63 Nameks.

Her design is so gross, I love big gems 4 u but she's nasty

>>84330999
There is no way that's a woman. Like Bismuth is the manliest gem we've ever seen, even more than Jasper. She doesn't even have tits.

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>Bismuth is going to find out about the cluster
>All her old pals' corpses piled on top of each other in necrophilia fusion rape
>She promptly commits suicide

>>84329313
Bismuth is a sassy black lady

The one thing we could never predict

>>84332535
None of them have tits.
Except for Rose and that's only because she's pregnant.

they completely threw up the idea of plot it seems. now. Shit is more aimless than Season 1

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>>84332483
Ronaldo, right.

So Ronaldo's secretly been a Gem this whole time then or is that not what >>84331031 meant?

Because Bismuth looks like a cross between Ronaldo and that rainbow golem lady from that one Treehouse of Horror.

>>84329313

So is she a butcher? Cause whit the apron and everything...

I stopped watching since around the beginning of the last Steven Bomb when when Malachite got defused.

Who the fuck is Bismuth and why is she so important?

>>84332602
You do realize bismuth was hinted at in two episodes, right?

>>84332614
Watch Lion 3: Direct to Video and Same Old World.

>>84332612
More like a blacksmith

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>Bismuth and Lapis will meet
>one or both of them will get Vietnam flashbacks

Neat

>>84329313

That's a gem that I don't want to fuck.

>>84332485
>Pearl ruins everything - By Mr. Universe

>>84332612
>Wears nothing but an apron
Blacksmith or builder

>Thread is starting off with idiots using gender bait

>>84332602
What makes you say that?

>>84332670

>>84332614
Her gem was bubbled in Lion, presumably by Rose, personally.

It was inevitable that she'd come out but it's clear the reason she's put in there isn't going to be known for a while, especially considering the other gems didn't even know Lion existed in the first place.

They might have thought Bismuth was just missing or killed instead of purposefully removed by Rose.

>Bismuth dies by getting punched in the gem by Lapis

This will happen, I can guarantee. I'll even bet a thousand dollars.

>>84329313
Not crazy about the voice.

Bismuth is a strong, independent, black woman that don't need no man.

So how does everyone knows the new character's name? It wasnt in the clip

>>84332535
Neither does Pearl, but ok

>>84332750
Oh god that really is her character

Fucking kill me

>>84332703
To be fair, Greg's a cuck and deserves to suffer.

>>84332485
>>84329313

STOP LEAKING EVERYWHERE!

>>84332519
Who is "Steven Universe"

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>>84332744
But the voice is crazy.

>>84332716
SU is nothing but gender bait.

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>>84332750
But can she be violent?
Also Amethyst clothes changed again

>>84332485
Pearl thought Greg was trying to give her the dick.

>>84332771
How is that really her character?
She's only been shown for a couple of seconds.

>>84329313
yuck

>>84332810

That's a disgusting design.

>>84332788
Bismuth is a mad dog that will be rebubbled confirmed

>>84332824
If a black woman sounds like a black woman then that must mean she's one particular black woman.

>>84332822
Why does Pearl put up with Greg?

>>84332804
It really isn't.
They use she pronouns but that's all you can say.

>>84332829
You're a disgusting design.

>>84332485
Pearl and Greg are gonna fuck

>>84332604
Plot twist: Bismuth is actually Fryman's wife and the mother of Ronaldo and Peedee. She found a way to give birth without dying and Rose bubbled her to learn her secret.

Who is Bigs?

>>84330999
is it me or does Amethyst look kind of off there

>>84332860
Impossible. Pearl has too much pride to fuck someone as shitty as Greg.

>>84332775
Except Pearl is the one that got cucked and is suffering, and Greg is just trying to be a nice guy

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>>84332872

So is Bismuth gonna fight Lapis?

>>84332859

NO U

>>84332872
Biggs Jasper

>>84332788
So is Bismuth going to stalk Steven and piss on his floor when he rejects her.

>the musical episode only has greg, steven, and pearl
>bismuth is a literal nigga
Summer of Steven fucking ruined

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>Steven Universe continues it's run of absolutely bland character design which will inevitably look even uglier through shit storyboarders and badly paid Koreans

Bravo Sugar

>>84332843
Out of respect for Rose, fear of Garnet, or love for Steven. She would have killed him by now if it wasn't for any of those reasons.

Pearl has nightmares of being impregnated by Greg.

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Will they fuse?

>>84332750
>Diary of a mad Bismuth women

>>84332485

>Pearl thought that if she danced with him she would fuse with him

But I thought humans and gems don't fuse.

What the fuck is her problem?

>>84332893
Greg is hardly what I'd call a nice guy.

Really, it's amazing that Pearl has made it this far without killing him.

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NUN-UH Steven don't go MANS-plaini'n that shit to me

>>84332899
No. Jasper is going to jump in at the last second, and she will fight Bismuth.

This show is an awful show don't we know that?

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>rasta woman gem appears
>/pol/ immediately rises from the ground

It's like pure magic.

>>84332920
It was ruined from the start.
Greg in a tux sent off all my red alerts.

>>84332788
Fuck.

>>84332941
She just doesn't want to dance with Greg.

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>>84332507

>>84332966
To be quite honest with you, it never left. It's only noticeable here because people on this board actually disagree with it

>>84332923
>implying Sugar is responsible
Blame Ian and Lamar. I'm pretty sure they're the main character designers.

>>84332899


Maybe

She's probably going to be bubbled by the end of the two parter, seeing how her VA is only a guest.

I think safest bet is Steven and the gems discover why she was put in a bubble the hard way

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>>84329313
I'm so upset.

>>84332899
No, Lapis is going to fight Bismuth

>>84332485
Greg Pays For All The Damages Done To Beach City.
He'd obviously be rich.

>all of these shit leaks

>Not a proper leak from a Stevonnie episode

I WANT STEVONNIE'S BIG COCK!

>>84332929
If I was in her position, I'd fuck it and kill the bastard. Consequences be damned, at least I'll feel better afterwards.

The blue skin reaaally doesnt look good on her

>>84332946
>fanart manages to make ugly design actually look decent

That's kinda sad.

>>84332946
http://ksuriuri.tumblr.com/post/147050896766/bismuth-sketches-from-the-su-spoilers
sauce

>>84333014
Stevonnie has a 14 year old dick. It's small and shriveled.

>>84333017
Then you'd get poofed and bubbled by Garnet.

>>84333035
What do you expect? Sugar is a hack who got lucky. She's no better than the manlet.

>>84333032
Yeah, I don't mind the design itself but I do prefer that umber like in the OP.

I'll get used to it though, it doesn't bother me.

>>84332999
>zero similarity in clothing, hands, shoulders, hair, color scheme, expression, facial features, body style

Okay.

>>84333017
Even if it goes against everything the one you loved and trusted most beliefs?

>>84333014
>Stevonnie
>having any kind of cock
She obviously has Barbie genitals. It will create a new /d/ craze.

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NAKED
APRON

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>>84333014

I also want more Stevonnie.

>>84333043

>14

You have to add both the kids ages.

>>84333075
>zero similarity

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>thrown into ship reactor
>raped under the ocean for months
>fell into hell
>hunted down by both HW and CG
>gets corrupted and probably cracked
>gets her role cucked by a completely new character
>will probably get bubbled until further notice
Justice for Jasper

>>84332988
>she was put in the bubble the hard way.

That would be awesome, hoping she just goes way over the top, like fights jasper, poofs her, then shatters her just for shits and gigs

>>84333056
>>84333079
What did you not understand with "consequences be damned"?

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>>84333043
>ywn pound Stevonnie in her sweet gempussi and watch her cute dick flop and cum on her cum

I'm sorry continue with spoiler discussion

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tfw you wake from your nap and all your friends are dead

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People are mad about Bismuth just because she's not a carbon copy of Jasper. Y'all are so desperate for a tall tough buff waifu so you can shove pictures of her up your vagina and moaning about her being just misunderstood.

>>84333088
>Stevonnie is half girl
So by that logic, Stevonnie only has half a penis.

>>84333142
if she were a carbon copy of Jasper it would be acceptable. Then she wouldn't look like a fucking gorilla.

>everyone calling it shit now
>after a few episodes air
>"wow bismuth is really starting to grow on me"
Steven Universe fans are a bunch of Stockholm Syndrome'd babies.

Weep for them.

>>84332946
>>84333042
i can't believe tumblerinas are already complaining about this picture
believe me,i looked into the bismuth tag

>>84333145
>implying Stevonnie wouldn't have both a dick and a vag

Fusions have extra limbs after all.

>>84333122
But what if Stevonnie only has raisin nuts instead of a vagina.

>>84332986
/pol/ will save 4chan

>>84333142
I just wanted something more streamlined and balanced than the a Hot Topic-tier dyke topped with Skittles barf.

>>84333179
gempussi is just boipussi

>>84333142
she's also ugly as shit (a constant for that show since the green goblin was introduced), and talk fancy for the sake of diversity (despite garnet fitting the role way more than needed already)

>>84333160
In terms of character design, having a gorilla and a beef burger separate is better than having two beef burgers. Just be patient, and you'll get served up eventually.

>>84333174
Extra limbs =/= fused genitals.
For all we know Stevonnie has no gentials and four ass checks.

>>84333172
Got any examples?

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>>84333160
DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK SHIT ON GORILLAS?

>>84332726
good design, though it doesn't fit the show's color palette. I think the skin is a bit too dark

>>84333197
>i wanted something more generic
kek

>>84333142
>war veteran
>still not made peace with the war
>extremely buff character
>implied she might be a criminal through Rose's bubbling of her.

How isn't this 'good guy Jasper' again?

>>84329313
>it's a Lapis gets character development episode

>>84333205
Yeah, but not having a gorilla would also be good

>>84333199
Stevonnie can't cum.
She's half girl.

Can someone explain to me why this show is considered good?

>>84333197
I've never seen anyone in Hot Topic that ripped are you nuts?

>>84332899
I think so. Peridot as well.
She will see both wearing a Homeworld associated uniform and start going berserk at them. Lapis will probably get enraged too, remembering how Bismuth was the one poofing her over 5000 years ago. Peridot will mostly scream and/or try to reason with the two of them without any succes

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>>84333201
>a constant for that show since the green goblin was introduced
At least Peridot has an established, bounded color scheme.

>>84333197
Brother, have you ever been to Hot Topic? It's filled with skinny pasty white girls, the complete opposite of our friend Bismuth here. I'll give you the dyed hair, but dyed dreads? You won't be seeing any black dreads at Hot Topic, only mouldy white person dreads.

>>84333122
>pull down Stevonnie's pants
>expect sweet futa
>it's just blank
>what do?

When did he character designs in this show get this bad?

>>84333240
Because there hasn't been a really good show for a while so people have forgotten what makes a good show.

>>84333165
By "grow on me" it's basically "I don't particularly care that much and I'm not going to expend the effort to throw a shitfit after this character has already been introduced and set in stone"

>>84333165
Steven Universe has been rapidly declining for me since the end of season one.

>>84333240
Tumblr

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Well Lapis has been hiding alot from everyone, Bismuth might be the one to illuminate some facts on what Lapis was doing on earth in the first place.
>More lore please.

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>>84333237
you have to pound hard

>>84333262
pic related

>>84333240
The pilot tbqh

She needs some colour on her skin, if she's topless she should be showing off a cool pattern on her skin

Going from the rainbow hair to a fucking literal blue Donkey Kong is a bit jarring

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>>84333208
>Four ass cheeks

>>84333262
Sumata.

>>84333272
It's been downhill since Lapis

>>84329313
Shit man, the designs in this show are all over the place. The main cast looks fine, but some of the fusions are pretty terribly. And this... this is SICK!

>>84333272
Since Gem Glow.

>>84333290
This. I'll think I'll break the habit now with these shit leaks.

She's a big gem

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>>84333306

>>84333309

YES! I WOULD SO THIGH FUCK HER!

>>84333210
http://warmsleepy.tumblr.com/post/147058119698/this-depiction-of-bismuth-gave-me-hives-listen
'' she doesnt have boobs or a waist and shes beautiful that way dont do this shit ''

>>84333284
Wonder Over Yonder only ended a few weeks ago anon.

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>>84333295
I just want to see Lapis tearing some shit up. I was excited when she smacked down that Ruby Pod into the ground but even that wasn't excessive like when she stole the entire ocean. More instances of Lapis being extremely and needlessly destructive

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>>84333221
Less is more, you faggot.

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>>84333316
>And this... this is SICK!

>>84333333
You're a waste of repeating digits

>>84329313
I won't lie and say I wasn't let down by Bismuth. But hey, at least it won't sting as much when she dies/goes back into the bubble.

>>84333331
>a few second clips is enough for you to drop a show completely
Where would you go anyways?

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>>84333332
>She

>>84333333
What a horrible get

If Jasper doesn't show up before this fucking nigga I will drop this fucking shit I'm so fucking pissed.

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>>84333240
It is a Progressive™ show.

>>84333290
>>84333311
Isn't that when the show gets better? Before that it was just Steven fucking up in a cheesy MOTW show.

>>84329313
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS

Guys What if Lapis X Bismuth hate fucking

I do like how she's a lot buffer than Jasper, and her outfit is pretty cool, a forgers apron along with a tattoo. Being voiced by Crazy Eyes helps as well.

>>84333402
>progressive
>women are depicted as incompetent and emotionally unstable
kek

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>>84333240
Gayness.

>>84333352
I don't see how this applies to anything, friendo.

>>84333405
The story got better, the characters look like shit

>>84333405
It gets better, then Peridot hijacks the show and then Steven defeats Gem!Cthulhu with talking to it.

>>84333416

If they fuse... they would look ugly.

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>>84333401
>nigga

>>84333262
Still has her mouth

>>84333402
How is that pic "progressive"?

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You'll get used to Bismuth's design. Peridot probably looked really, really strange when people first saw her, between her hairdo which people didn't even know whether it was hair or a helmet, the limb enhancers, and the strange proportions created by the limb enhancers. And now she's the favourite.

>>84329313
Never forget that Lapis is a fucking retard for standing in the middle of a war zone doing jack shit.

>>84332535
every gem teacher I ever had in elementary school confirms there can be some pretty damn manly looking women

>>84333425
>Women are depicted as people
Some would argue that IS progressive.

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>>84333402
>tfw like Gender bending
>then SJW's happend

We have to go back

>>84333240
Tight writing, great OST, interesting art style, SoL elements etc.

Although everything that made me like this show has been getting worse recently.

>>84333436
1. Peridot's arc was planned in advance and ended after Gem Drill.
2. Steven has been established as a pacifist. Of course he'd talk to it.

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>>84333455
>every gem teacher I ever had in elementary school confirms there can be some pretty damn manly looking women

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>>84333451
>the favorite

For now.

I remember what she did.

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>>84333451
No, we thought she looked cool as fuck, thinking there would finally be a more active antagonist and serious threat.

>>84333459
>genderbents
If not for non-fetish purposes, redundant shit. How much would a character change if they had different fuckbits?
If for fetish shit, almost on the level of NTR and shit like that.

>shitty gem leaked
>everyone crying that they hate the show now
You fags will be sucking Sucrose's cock as soon as the first "WE" drops.

>>84333451
Everyone complains about designs when they first see them. I disliked Alexandrite at first because of her clustered design, but it grew on me after awhile, the same thing will happen here.

>>84333428
I thought gayness made this show bad.

>>84333451
>probably looked really, really strange
she looks like shit, in past, present and future, the fanbase jsut decided to eat every bit of shit the show put in their mouth.

>>84333459
Worse how?

>>84333495
I just thought HOLY SHIT NEW GEM NEW GEM

>>84333451

not really

remember when everyone used to compare her to darth vader?

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>Bismuth looks super lame and not even remotely compelling as a character, both in design and personality
>Apparently she shows up really late in the episode list, yet Jasper still isn't there
>Which means we're gonna go the whole fucking month without seeing Jaspdemption

I haven't been this deflated since I played MGSV.

>>84333504
Just for beta males who get mad that their gem waifus wouldn't want to fuck them

This is a surprisingly weak character design, which is surprising given how good the design for the cast of the show from the gems to the townies generally tends to be. Maybe I'm looking at it wrong, but there's way too much going on between the hair, the outfit, and the little tattoos on the arms. It's overly complex and garish in a way the other peripheral gems aren't.

It's more the outfit than the hair, honestly. I feel like the skin tone and the hair work fine together, but something about the colors and general design of the outfit are off In a way I can't put my finger on. I'm sure she's a fun character though, so it might grow on me.

>>84333405
It's entirely subjective. For me the absolute high note for Steven Universe up until now had to be the season one finale.

>>84333508
>people who like things I don't are shit eaters

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>>84333496
>Comparing GB to NTR

Oh wow, look at this fag

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>surprised people are salty about designs
This literally happened every single fucking time any character has been revealed, even to the CG and even fucking Lapis.

>Matt saying that spoilers can be good and that CN wasn't in the wrong.
Why does he enjoy sucking CNs dick so much?

>>84333477
Aang was a pacifist too but he was always kicking ass.

>>84333500
THIS. Fuck Alexandrite is pretty much my favorite fusion now. Weird and monstrous, love it

>>84333495
People overlooked her design for the novelty of having a new, stoic villain character. I know of many who initially thought her design was very strange, though it became cool after they got used to it, and then adorable after Tinydot.

>>84333544
What made it worse?

>>84333425
>women depicted as superior, immortal magical lesbians that can get away with anything because they supposedly know better than everybody
Sounds like women's fiction, all right...


>>84333450
>"genderfluidity"
>"non-binarity"
>"transsexuality"

I still remember when liberalism concerned itself with social classes and economics, not wearing interchangeable yet custom-tailored sexualities like badges to see who among them wins their private popularity contest.

>>84333553
He said that those weren't leaks,they're promos
but i see your point

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>>84333491
>the outburst of gem mengele posts after keeping it together

A treasured moment of /sug/ history.

>>84333553
Wouldn't you suck the cock of the person signing your paycheck?

>>84333536
I think her blue skintone just clashes with the outfit, but that's just me.
And yeah, she seems like a fun Gem, I'm excited to see more of her in a month.

>>84333588
What happened
The fuck are ''gem mengele''

>>84333477
I know Steven is a pacifist, but why would The Cluster be? I mean, beyond this show being in the end a girly drama where action is always sidelined in favor of more MUH FEEEEEELINGS.

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>>84333520
Writing has been getting sloppy with Peridot being around so much. I feel like what made her character good at the beginning has been diluted pretty heavily, and oh god the way they resolved the Cluster was so shaggydog it hurts.

I think it was the effect of scheduling, but the comfy SoL elements have taken a back seat recently. I know they are coming with this new...bomb(?), but really I think this show needs a balance. Because the action/drama alone really does not carry it.

>>84333588
Hay Peridot, what are you doing?

>>84333591
I would complain when they keep spoiling my show and outright refuse to talk to me or my crew about it.

>>84333561
>implying Steven doesn't kick ass too
But seriously, how is what Steven did any worse than Aang taking Ozai's firebending.

>>84333551
This never happened with Peridot

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>>84333333
>Horsey
you unbelievable faggot.

>>84333614
How else could they have defeated the Cluster? Has the drill succeed?

>>84333481
hah, whoops
gym
yeah

>>84333606
Mengele was a German SS officer and physician in Auschwitz, it means Peridot is a gem nazi or something.

>>84333610
The Cluster was primarily made of the Crystal Gem shards and they were the ones fighting to protect Earth. So obviously they didn't want to destroy the planet.

>>84333637
yeah right

>>84333572
>>"genderfluidity"
>>"non-binarity"
>>"transsexuality"
Stevonnie is literally made from two children you mong.

>>84333606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele

Mengele was a guy who used to do creepy experiments on people during war times. Keeping It Together revealed that Peridot was somehow involved in the Cluster, which was a huge shock at the time and constantly seen as 'necrophilia rape' here on /sug/. Despite there not being evidence for it, people assumed Peridot was in charge of the operation, creating Peridot Mengele.

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>>84333606

>>84333572
>>women depicted as superior, immortal magical lesbians that can get away with anything because they supposedly know better than everybody
You clearly have not seen this show.

>Bismuth relieves emotional and spiritual isolation, facilitating the meditative state of oneness, connectedness and serenity.

>Bismuth is useful when experiencing change, providing for calmness, vitality and orderliness.

>Bismuth facilitates the enjoyment of travel, and stimulates group and relationship cohesiveness.

>Bismuth can be used to help lessen fever. Bismuth is helpful in reducing catatonic states.

Discuss.

>>84333640
why is gogo white?

>>84333402
Everyone knows Stevonnie has both, especially Doc Maheswaran

>>84333616
>CN: "Here have a raise. Now let the marketing team handle it."
In a big corporation, you have to be really careful who you complain to.

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>Bismuth clip pretty much kills any hope of Jasperdemption by the end of the season
>Musical clip shows Pearl can't even dance with someone because she's so hung up on Rose still- something that will HAVE to be addressed for her to move on

So basically 50% good news, 50% bad news for Jaspearl fans.

>>84333698
Gem meanings and the actual characters tend to differ. Look at what sugilites mean in culture and compare that to the fusion.

>>84333666
Rebecca stated that Stevonnie is a "they".

That's just one level to "ze" or "xhe".

>>84333723
>has both
More like neither. Steven and Connie aren't at that age yet.

>>84333730
>Jaspearl

That's far out. I'm not really complaining, but all I'm saying is good luck.

And Jasper will be redeemed, don't worry. It's a matter of time.

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>>84333451
everyone hated yellow diamond including me when she was first revealed, but yea she did grow on me and i dont even mind the neck anymore
only problem with bismuth's design for me is the skin tone, i would've preferred something darker

>>84333550
It's the same pussy shit for guys who have accepted they're never gonna be well-adjusted adult men

>>84333739
>implying using they as a singular pronoun was something SJWs made up
Stevonnie is made of TWO people with different genders. What else would you call it?

>>84332888
*Greg is too good for her

FTFY

>>84333704
she's been lifting in the shade for once

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>>84333698
Show Bismuth is an absolute trainwreck of hate, indiscriminately slaughtering the enemy. Hence her imprisonment for thousands of years.

Actually, thinking about it, doesn't her treatment parallel the Corrupted gems? The ones that Rose could 'never fix'? Maybe the reason why Rose hid Bismuth is because she didn't want the other CG's to know her shame that she couldn't 'fix' Bismuth.

>>84333352
KYS

>>84333306
3 buttholes...

Maybe more-

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>>84333770
>Another Blue gem to add to the collection

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>>84333770
Pretty sure his skin tone is based on the light blue that bismuths have. They rarely ever have dark colors.
But I agree, darker would have looked better.

I can use audio at the moment, is Bismuth voiced by a chick? Is it supposed to be feminine? Because it looks like a jacked dude.
>The gems don't have genders
Yeah, but does it act like a chick like the rest?

>>84333723
>Doc Maheswaren
Wha?

>>84332535
Guess what? None of them are.

Same as Ruby being pretty much a dude.

>>84331031

And Edgy

>>84332535

Check your privilege cis scum, a woman doesn't need to have the anatomy of a woman to be one

>>84333730
Steven can redeem anyone. ANYONE.

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>>84333780
>I-its for not hard men, like me!

This level of projection is just to much for me. Are we hiding something?

>>84333813
She's voiced by Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.

>>84333811
>his
yes

>>84333813
*can't use audio.

>>84333813
Bismuth is voiced by Crazy Eyes from Orange Is The New Black. And before you ask, OITNB takes place in a women's prison.

>>84333402
OH GOd NO! FUcking KIll ME!

>>84333813
>>The gems don't have genders
The gems don't have biological sex.

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>>84329313
Bismuth looks like the lovechild of Woolie and Bonzi Buddy

>>84333846
What's wrong with you?

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>>84333811
>his
Kill yourself

>>84333416
BLack ROm IS BEst ROm

Bismuth strikes me as a villain. Not sure why.

Seems like a weird time to introduce another character. Lapis is barely in the fold and the person who sucker punched her shows up?

>>84333854
So they're basically Ditto from Pokemon. Sexless but can still breed.

As for what's in Lion's mane:

>Sword.
Check.
>Flag.
Check.
>Bismuth.
Check.
>Shirt.
Still in there but probably not a major plot point.
>Chest.
WHAT'S IN THE CHEST?

>>84333881
This is why I feel like another main character is going to be 'Jaspered' and vanish for a period of time.

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>>84333820
It's an inside joke. An inside Connie's mom joke

>>84333881
Agreed, I think she will lose her shit and have to be bubbled again.

>Bismuth's design is barely angular at all except for the broad shoulders
>even those are broken up with curves
why are modern cartoons so fucking afraid of sharp angles

>>84333891
No, they can't procreate by normal means.
They're basically self-replicating robots.

>>84333799
gross

>>84333910
I don't get it. If Connie's mom as Stevonnie as an option, why doesn't she just leave her husband?

>>84333379
straw, back, camel.

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>>84333892
WHAT'S IN THE CHEST

>>84333416
There will be so much edge it will be glorious

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>>84333402
>Stevonnie

>>84333837
>>84333871
It was a typo, I realized too late that I fucked up.

>>84333881
You're not necessarily off the right track. There's a question of why exactly Bismuth was bubbled by Rose herself in the first place. Adding to that the fact that she took out Lapis in one hit before even attempting to identify who Lapis was, it's possible that Bismuth was overly violent and unstable and Rose knew this, but didn't want to get rid of her completely because that would be immoral.

>>84333937
Again, they're fucking clips.
Who knows how the actual episodes will go down.

>>84333730

>Bismuth clip pretty much kills any hope of Jasperdemption by the end of the season

Good, redemption makes characters dull

>>84333930
Because infidelity anon.

>>84333881
The little bit where she goes to comforting the other gems at the end of the clip reminds me of those shitty episodes where everyone thinks some new character is the greatest person ever besides one person who knows the truth that they're a dick. I don't think it'll be played straight that way but introducing Bismuth so suddenly and acting like she's cool shit is a bit weird.
Maybe I'm wrong but Bismuth is really giving me the vibe that she'll turn heel real quick or turn into a raging mad dog

>>84333938
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING CHEST?

>>84333811
It does make sense for her to be a lighter color but something about having another gem being amethyst-tone irks me the wrong way

>>84332485
>Le Hotel

i want 9gag to go

>>84333918
They avoid them so the delicate sensibilities of modern audiences won't be triggered.

>>84333930
Because she likes to fool around (with his permission), not leave him. She loves him and is raising Connie with him.
Also there's just something about Stevonnie, everyone wants in on it

>>84333954
Stevonnie is a fusion of a 14 year old boy and his girlfriend. I'm pretty sure stuff like trans doesn't apply.

>>84333938
Spare pearls.

>>84333967
This.

Peridot is now the shallow 'reformed' invader Zim stand in Sugar always wanted.

And she's BORING as fuck

>>84333918
real people are not angular

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>>84333989
>she likes to fool around (with his permission)
How progressive.

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>>84333416
>Lapis and Water Tentacles
>Bismuth Is a Construction worker

>>84333989
>everyone wants in on it
Even Greg?

>>84333968
>>84333989
What if Stevonnie is bigger than Doug?
Indians are known to have small penises.

>>84333835

>Orange is the New Black

This shouldn't surprise me

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>>84333999
You're boring.

Nice double trips though. You don't deserve them.

>>84333999
As opposed to what? A flat character that imprint on after she squished one robonoid?

>>84333971
THIS.

Pearl crying and Bismuth proceeding to cry immediately afterwards strikes me as someone who's trying to be everyone's best friend.

Also the design and voice are fucking obnoxious and the VA isn't a singer.

>>84334010
Yes but greg has learned his lesson about casual sex, he's more cautious and would be harder to trick into such a situation
>>84334023
Well the penis came from Steven, and fusions amplify their part's natural positives, so Stevonnie is most likely quite big, at least 8 inches

>>84334006
How's that progressive?

>>84334066
Flaccid? How is Doug supposed to compete with Stevonnie?

You can tell sugar is bored with the show already. This is turning out just like how she finished up on AT. For shame, I thought she cared enough about her own concepts to see this one through to the end.

>>84334057
Not true. She can sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82N-E1ao4P8&feature=youtu.be

And looking at this video, it's possible that Bismuth's body shape was actually based on the VA herself.

>>84334006
If anyone can be trusted to fool around without getting diseases or pregnant, it's a doctor.

>>84334066
>8 inches
Stevonnie must get a lot of stares at the urinals.

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Jasper why u eat my doritos

>>84332941

Considering Pearl was dependent on Rose for years, and the fact that Rose gave up her own life because of Greg, I'd say she really, really doesn't like him. She probably only tolerates him because Rose liked him and nothing more.

>>84329313
Damn, that's a terrible character design. It's as disappointing as Yellow Diamond's. And Amethyst's new look with the white shirt really doesn't suit her, I hope it's temporary.
I think Bismuth is going to end up not being what she seems, like maybe she was imprisoned for a reason.

>>84334095
>another singer as a VA

FOR FUCK SAKE SUGAR

>>84334092
How can you tell this? It's clear she's plotted out everything is going to see things through.

When did Sugar suddenly become Ward or Hirsch?

>>84334047
There is a dire need for a genuine, recurring antagonist. Jasper is dead, Lapis and Peridot were reformed, YD's Rubies were a literal joke and The Cluster turned out to be a chump.

Why this show keeps shying away from showing even slightest bit of action and grittiness is really beyond me, but I guess that's what audiences want nowadays; anything else they might find offensive and problematic, it would seem.

>>84334083
Because he's been married to the good doctor for 13 years at least?
Sex isn't everything, anon, and your body isn't everything when it comes to sex.

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Sorry Jasper, you're a moot point now, we have a better bara gem now.

>>84333402
i cringed

>>84334095
She's broad shouldered, but not that broad.

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>>84334132
When she realized her lifelong dream of seeing Invader Zim reformed on-screen.

>>84334153
you must have autism, sorry

>>84334145
She was always a moot point.
Garnet is pretty strong and has probably gotten stronger than Jasper by now.

>>84334134
>Why this show keeps shying away from showing even slightest bit of action and grittiness is really beyond me, but I guess that's what audiences want nowadays; anything else they might find offensive and problematic, it would seem.
>Ignoring the forced Gem fusions
Why does everyone blame their problems on Tumblr? SU was never marketed as an action heavy show.

>>84334134
Because an SoL show doesn't need an overarching antagonist.

Finally, a character Jasperfags and Lapisfags can mutually hate.

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>>84334145
>we have a better bara gem now.
You are weak

>>84334182
>Never marketed
I get you meant something else but CN always makes the commercials action packed.

Remember the whole "WHAT WE REALLY ARE" bullshit?

>>84334137
Again 8 inches flaccid.
There's no reason for a woman to turn that down unless she was gay.

>>84332434
You say that like it is some kind of insult. Do you know where you are, anon?

>>84333770
yea but at least yellow diamond is hot

>>84333938
my wallets

>>84334066
Face it Greg would fall for the Stevonnie honey trap. And he would regret it.

>>84334204
Stevonnie looks like a tranny desu. So that's a minus.

>>84334217
If you are/into giraffes, maybe.

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>>84334145
Bullshit
No one will ever replace Jasper's savage glory

>>84334201
Can doesn't know how to market something that isn't exclusively comedy.

Has Beware the Batman taught you nothing?

>>84334095
she sings very well, nice

>>84334228
A cute tranny!

>>84334196
>tfw HWfag
literal impotent rage