http://www.strawpoll.me/10514583
Reposting this because it took way too fucking long to make to get only 11 votes.
>>83866161
Also this is a Homestuck thread. Talk about whatever.
>>83866161
i just can't decide on one
>>83866161
caliborn and roxy are super close but caliborn just cant be beat
where making this hapen
>>83866446
Woah, nelly.
>>83866446
i was giong to post some davejade to revitalize this thread but then i realized thats' the only pic i have
someone please post some davejade
>>83866446
>garters
Goddamnit classpectanon, why do you do this to mepost more
>>83866454
Fuck Roxy, man. Bad character in almost every way.
>>83866477
see -> >>83866473
>>83866490
Damn.
>>83866161
>no meenah option
>>83866482
I want to fuck Roxy so bad in every way
What's your opinion on Terezi "1 4M NOT 4 SLUT" Pyrope?
>>83866534
*Kills Roxy 4real.*
>>83866585
she's a slut
>>83866585
>doesn't know the difference between Vriska and Cronus wearing a shitty wig and coating his dick cerulean
>>83866490
I might have gone overboard with the scratches, let me know
>>83866899
p e r f e c t
>>83866161
You forgot the sprites
>>83866482
>Bad character in almost every way.
What's wrong with her? I think she's a great character.
>>83866585
Cute in a zany kind of way.
>>83866974
Poorly conceptualized, completely underplayed flaws, hyper-competent, OP Classpect. Some other stuff. She's hot, cute, and funny though.
>>83866948
The sextet is complete. This was fun haha
>>83867048
Now draw e v e r y p a i r i n g
>>83867016
>>83867024
>>83867042
O no megane wat r u doin
>>83867035
I don't agree about anything except the classpect.
which lowblood would you...
>kill
>marry
>fuck
>bully
>cuddle
>degrade
>>83867078
Posting some karkat by a die hard Gamzee fan. The colors are nice and it looks cute.
But honestly, people liking Gamzee strike me as the same sort who write love letters to convicted murderers and serial killers in prison because they are "misunderstood".
>>83867070
Don't tempt me>:3c
>>83867091
>Kill Karkat
>Marry Aradia
>Fuck Kanaya
>Bully Sollux
>Cuddle Nepeta
>Degrade Tavros
>>83867090
What is the concept of Roxy's character? Any fundamental flaws to her personality? What even makes her interesting post-alcohol? Nothing.
>>83867091
>tavros
>kanaya
>aradia
>sollux
>nepeta
>karkat
>>83867109
i am very specifically tempting youalso you never drew a solo arctic but I'm not gonna bug you about it
Kill: Karkat
Marry: Nepeta
Fuck: Kanaya
Bully: Tavros
Cuddle: Sollux
Degrade: Aradia
>>83867091
>tumblr nose
Degrade all
Fuck first three
Bully last
>>83867091
>Kanaya
>Lowblood
Hold on there, sailor. Basic maths. Highbloods: Feferi, Eridan, Gamzee, Equius. Midbloods: Vriska, Terezi, Kanaya, Nepeta. Lowbloods Karkat, Sollux, Tavros, Aradia.
>>83867091
>Kill Karkat.
>Marry Kanaya.
>Fuck Aradia.
>Bully Tavros.
>Cuddle Nepeta.
>Degrade Sollux.
>>83867156
DELETE TH8S!!!!!!!!
>>83867091
>kill
Karkat
>marry
Kanaya
>fuck
Aradia
>bully
Sollux
>cuddle
Nepeta
>degrade
Tavros
>>83867156
>Vriska
>Midblood
Do midbloods usually live in castles?
>>83867184
it was a bargain bin castle
>>83867184
Vriska does what she wants. You can't ignore the maths. Hussie is autistic as fuck and would not let this go.
>>83867108
>>83867042
>>83867024
>>83867016
Karkat's cuteness is directly proportionate to the ridiculousness of his outfit.
>>83867124
>What is the concept of Roxy's character?
She is a girl who loves social situations, "girl time," and partying.
>Any fundamental flaws to her personality?
She has no respect for boundaries and makes people feel guilty if they don't want to fuck her.
>What even makes her interesting post-alcohol?
That she's fun and makes jokes and stuff. She's like Pinkie Pie from MLP.
ALL EMBRACE ME.
IT'S MY TIME TO RULE AT LAST.
>All these people wanting to kill Karkat
>>83867199
karkat is going to get some dave pussy tonight
>>83867212
>>83867156
Highbloods: Feferi, Eridan, Gamzee, Equius, Vriska, Terezi
Lowbloods: Kanaya, Nepeta, Karkat, Sollux, Tavros, Aradia
>>83867184
No, not usually. But Vriska is still a filthy midblood.
>>83867156
terezi considered herself a lowblood
>>83867227
Then whos the midbloods?
>>83867227
I'm afraid "midbloods" are a thing, lad.
>>83867213
TO THE SKIIIIIES
>>83867147
>>83867157
>bullying Tavros
Rude.
>>83867239
That's 'cause she's Troll Jewgish.
>>83867138
>>83867109
Also, if you do draw Arctis, would you then be able to edit everyone into a line-up that I could use on a header image forhttp://askthehorrortrolls.tumblr.com? >:3c
>>83867227
Sollux would have worked in tech support. But due to Nepeta's feral lifestyle I have a hard time thinking of what kind of service or administrative job she could have done.
>>83867239
Which fits with her lack of self-confidence.
>>83867266
Is she really? I always seen her depicted as short and her hair does seem sort of Jewish and legislacerators did work in courtrooms.
>>83867212
>Referencing MLP
Dropped.
Also, those are some pretty underplayed flaws for supposedly fundamental ones. Like, compare that to Dirk. That's like saying "Dirk's a little insensitive sometimes and sometimes says mean things." Also, Roxy shows an incredible amount of social awareness in most situations; nobody describes her as an autist so this point seems moot.
>>83867199
There should be more art of Kanaya making Karkat wear dresses.
That scenario is literally all my fetishes.
>>83867294
>Dropped.
>After the last sentence I said.
Umm, okay?
What about them?
krill,marry, etc.
>>83867362
Well, yeah, of course I stopped reading after your last sentence. ;^)
But, uh, nothing else to say?
>>83867371
marry fef
fuck vriska
kill gamzee
cuddle eri
bully equius
degrade terezi
>>83867267
Alright, let's try my hand at writing myself a land.
>Land of Satellites and Frogs
>Your land is covered by wetland, and is swiftly orbited by hundreds of blinking satellite terrariums, each containing a frog. The only area they do not pass over is your house, which is suspended above the satellite's control center on the ground below. However, the complex's geothermal power conduits are being jammed by your denizen, Hecate. You must either delve into the underground caverns to repair and shield them, or defeat her to stop her signal. Only then will the control center be able to guide the satellites and their passengers safely down from their orbits to the wetlands, where the frog-collecting can begin.
>>83867371
>Kill
Vriska
>Marry
Feferi
>Fuck
Terezi
>Bully
Eridan
>Cuddle
Equius
>Degrade
Gamzee
>>83867275
Nepeta's a hunter and the olive blood in Hiveswap is a gatherer, so I'm guessing they do that sort of stuff.
>>83867395
Cute, but all Frog lands have Echidna as a denizen.
>>83867371
>Kill Gamzee.
>Marry Terezi.
>Fuck Feferi.
>Bully Equius.
>Cuddle Feferi.
>Degrade Eridan.
>>83867371
kill clown
degrade equius
bully vriska
cuddle eri
fuck terezi
marry feferi
>>83867410
I WANT TO FUCK THE YELLOWBLOOD TROLL REALLY BADLY!
>>83867267
I'd need to draw Büjorn too so they match, and correct Didide's horns and eye colors, but so far I've been drawing them in the same file so I should be able to do that hohoho
I might not get to it this weekend, though, because of Father's Day
>>83867420
Fudge, I messed this up. *Fuck: Vriska
>>83867415
according to the wiki, that is not the case. if you add it to the pastebin as echidna, i won't care, tho
>>83867371
Marry Equius.
I don't care about what happens to the rest. All I want is Equius.
>>83867410
So there is not much difference in prestige when it comes to olives and mustards.
>>83867410
people talk shit on the hiveswap designs but i like them...
pumping candyred in fuchsia
>>83867444
The Wiki is often wrong about many things.
We know of three space players that had Echidna. That pretty solidly establishes a pattern, whereas we have none for other aspects.
>>83867434
That's fine! And to be fair I didn't notice Didide's horns and eyes too much because he's supposed to look kind of weird and otherworldly.
Anyway, sleep beckons.
Good night, /hst/. Sleep well.
>>83867380
Sorry I've suddenly lost interest in the debate for some reason. I think I'm just tired, or maybe it's because my experience reading the comic was so different from yours. Hopefully another Roxy fan will chime in. Before stepping out of the argument I will say though that I didn't feel that the flaws were especially underplayed, rather I just felt that AH beat the reader over the head with Dirk and Jake's flaws, and that her flaws only seem underplayed as a consequence. I thought the way Roxy treated Dirk was downright cunty, and barely remember Dirk saying mean things to anyone. He mostly just got pissed when he was high.
>>83867466
>Fef would hae been fine with Karkat/Sollux/Herself
kiinky
>>83867466
whenever people pair karkat with cute trolls i die on the inside
feferi would never let a weenie inside of her...
>>83867474
Yeah, I'm tired too. Goodnight.
>>83867444
Echidna is the mother of all beasts. The space players are in charge with creation. Mother:Creation. There's a heavily implied connection.
>>83867492
she is not a homosexual
>>83867492
feferi was designed to let weenies inside of her
>>83867505
>>83867473
sure, whatever. the name of the denizen was the least important part
>>83867510
>>83867508
no! only alpha males like sollux, eri or... another sollux
>>83867533
there's only one weenie here, anon
>>83867473
>We know of three space players that had Echidna.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that we don't know Porrim's denizen and she just said that she talked to Echidna at once point.
I'm not arguing against your point but I think this detail was incorrect.
>>83867410
I wish they'd been able to keep this design. Don't get me wrong, the 2D style is style cute in my opinion, but the idea of a 3d world was more interesting to me.
>>83867598
didn't muse calliope have echidna?
>>83843102 →
Reposting for the great drawanon.
The overalls should be like this, you got them correctly right away
http://workingperson.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/400x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/i/dickies-jv100-nv-f_01.jpg
The injection mark should be visible only on the skin and by hazard marks i meant the bright yellow-and-black stripe pattern that is at times painted on dangerous machinery. Hair is absolutely perfect, but horns should be set a little wider apart.
>>83867492
>>83867510
>>83867690
no...
>>83867678
yes
>>83867690
Feferi is underrated hotness.
Look how hot she is just as a cheap doodle.
>>83867678
>>83867726
Can you remind me when that was mentioned?
All aboard the S.S. Best Ship.
So what did you move to after Homestuck's end turned out to be bad?
>>83867763
I continued work on my super fucking shitty JRPG.
>>83867683
Hey! I had posted a reply over here >>83862894
What do you think?
>>83867763
>what did you move to after Homestuck
ha
hahaha
>>83867805
i like him
>>83867758
eeeeew
het
>>83867741
muse calli couldnt handle her game, so she talked to echidna, who told her to die and wait for a signal in the afterlife
>>83867763
I went back to whatever I was at before.
The anime that gave me an incest fetish.
I like JoeyJude now.
>>83867415
is it possible for me to add it to the pastebin, or can only you do it
>>83867731
Fat fef is best fef
>>83867805
squee
This
is
fucking awesome, man
i don't know what to say
Thank you, based drawanon, you are the greatest, i can never really repay you
>>83866958
>>83866529
Not enough space. It only gives you 30 options for some goddamn reason.
>>83867894
Jesus, you can clearly see the photoshop.
>>83866446
>2013
>>83867894
thicc
>>83866161
>All these people voting Vriska
wtf guys
>>83867935
You mean the exposure filters and stuff?
>>83867763
I don't really consider myself part of any fandom. I'm here and there. I just tend to spent most time here.
>>83867912
No problem! It was fun :D
>>83867819
Gracias~
>>83867968
>Karkat
>Anything but constant asking whether his partner is alright on the slightest shrieks or tears
>>83867955
Probably one guy samefagging.
>>83867984
i dunno if you feel like drawing any more fan trolls but...
>>83867763
I just hopped on the ride less than a year ago so I haven't nearly moved on yet. I feel like I'll never get over Homestuck. I'm just so obsessed with it. I don't enjoy very many works of fiction; I usually just play games like Hearthstone or Pathfinder or MtG.
>>83867966
who mentioned fandoms????
Are there any halfway decent Fantroll generators online? I draw like a ninety year old man with parkinsons having a seizure.
>>83868023
heres what i used
>>83868023
>I draw like a ninety year old man with parkinsons having a seizure.
This. I wanted to make a Davepeta rape comic but couldn't draw 3's well enough.
>>83868031
Oh no. It's the burn tool. Or was it dodge? In either case, it's terrible.
>>83868031
Ironically, this is actually pretty accurate since trolls are supposed to be bug-like
>>83867957
Her shoulder blends with the clothing
What is it about trolls that are appealing visually?
I'd say sorry, but I ain't.
>>83868189
Nice.
>>83867371
Marry Terezi
Fuck Feferi
Cuddle Gamzee
Kill Eridan
Bully Vriska
Degrade Equius (only because I know he'd like it)
>>83868189
I love you
>>83868161
Huh. I wonder what she edited out. Maybe some shoulder pudge.
>>83868177
the vibrant yellowy orange on grey is nice with the black details
just really limited pallets like that work well
also being able to design based around a single color is also appealing
>>83867138
ScoobyAnon here; I got frustrated with drawing Varroc's stupid run that I did something easier and funner for someone else
Enjoy!
>>83868189
>>83868177
I like pale girls and gray is close enough to pale for me.
>>83868215
based
>>83868225
memories
>>83868225
TG: delete this
>>83867371
>kill Vriska
>marry Feferi
>fuck Terezi
>bully Eridan
>cuddle Gamzee
>degrade Equius (he'll love it)
>>83868225
And Jade would not act like this either.
This seems hardly canonical.
>>83868023
I just googled, and here are some I foundhttp://xsaria.deviantart.com/art/Homestuck-Fan-Troll-Creator-200274414<-- Looks most like canon spriteshttp://owodoomkitty.deviantart.com/art/Troll-maker-2-0-310517687<-- Seems pretty versatile, but is freakin huge and changing the colors of clothing is not that intuitivehttp://an-tan-y.deviantart.com/art/Homestuck-Character-Maker-363052298<-- You can make a fan kid, troll, or cherub BUT your skin can't be #FFFFFF
Hope this helps!
>>83868225
what's it say under "to" in "to stop"? I can't see the Karkat text.
>>83868229
thank you
>>83868273
Is #FFFFFF the canon color for kids? I thought they were slightly gray.
>>83868199
>>83868207
>>83868220
>>83868296
how, it's amazing
Why do we never do porn dumps on /b/
>>83868310
>>>>/aco/ exists
>>83868007
Ho ho, I shall see what I can get done tonight/this morning/it's past midnight again aaaaaa
>>83868189
Beautiful
>>83868215
Look at her doing her arts and crafts! :3
Thanks anon. You're a bro beyond measure for weeding out the shit tier ones.
>>83868328
you are the best anon
the best
reminder aradia is a public domain wife
>>83868295
Their sprites are white/#FFFFFF at least. Aracial or whatever. Point is that the third fan character flash game makes you have to choose a race if you make a human as opposed to how they are presented in canon
>>83868304
Well, if you say so. I started reading that other comic and it is way more entertaining than it has any right to be, so I figured I might as well print a sprite from there.
>>83868273
Fan troll time. I also thank you.
>>83868328
It warms my heart when Trolls follow their creative pursuits :3
>>83868374
you should post it on the thread where they take suggestions for the comic
>>83868368
What was the point of the aracial thing anyway if AH was just going to plainly state that both Bro and Jane are white? Was it a stylistic choice and it had nothing to do with making minorities feel included?
>>83868347
>>83868273
Fuck. It's late.
>>83868225
>Gog
>did i ever told you
i hope this third worlder retard andrei fucking dies
>>83868386
what are your prices so i can commission a gif of aradia rolling around in corpses
>>83866473
>>83868401
Andrew is a pasty loser white dude from MA, every character was always going to be white whatever lame ass excuse he used, and he would have been smart to just not engage
Dude's ego was ravenous
>>83868407R-Rate me anons. It's my first time, be gentle.
>>83868462
>>83868469
>from MA
What's that have to do with it? MA has a fair amount of ethnic diversity.
>>83868504
Not in fucking Amherst and East Hampton they don't
Hussie was a west MA kid
>>83868487
Did you already start and finish that in the short amount of time since the fan troll generator was brought up?
>>83866473
>>83868487
Porn when?
>>83868500
fraid i got nothing that's tagged as stockings though
>>83868407
It is okay anon
>>83868378
No problemo guys
>>83868401
I think it was originally a stylistic choice, then he retroactively said they were aracial. If I recall correctly, the part where Bro was called a white rapper occurred before Hussie said they were aracial (then apparently the text got changed and then changed back), and Jane saying "I feel so CAUCASIAN!" was a joke on complaints about the trickster mode designs because people assumed it meant the kids were white outside of trickster mode.
>>83868522
Well I've had the idea brewing around in my brain for a while. I just needed a canvas.
But to answer your question simply, yes.
>>83868532
I could make some horrible shit with the line tool in mspaint but that's it.
>>83868514
Oh haha. No wonder he stayed inside and worked on fiction all day long.
I actually thought there were a lot of asians in west MA but I'll take your word for it.
>>83868558
>then apparently the text got changed and then changed back
It no longer says that Bro is white so if it was changed back they changed it a second time.
I always thought the CAUCASIAN line was from the same update that the trickster mode designs were introduced. Now that I know there was a gap between their introduction and the CAUCASIAN line it makes more sense to me. Thanks for explaining that.
>>83868528
>>83868605
Oh wait I'm wrong it does still say white rapper my mistake.
>>83868533
>>83868608
>>83868629
>>83868621
>hand over his mouth
Is she
Is she fucking his butt
>>83867293
This
I heard we where dumping davexjade
>>83868640
worse
>>83868675
Thats super cute
>>83868461
I haven't priced animated gifs desu
I'm not sure how to price them either :x
>>83868487
Cute!
>>83868225
How did this not get deleted?
admittedly I don't know what's going on with these outfits, but you can still tell it's them, so it counts right?
>>83868605
>>83868616
No problem!
Yeah, although in the comic only Jane had so far turned trickster, her design and Calliope's drawing of Roxy's trickster design were done by Shelby, who had posted trickster designs for all of the alphas months before.
>>83868754
probably from this thing
>>83868718
Thanks! I'll try to scribble up something more akin to the comic style. It'll probably look like a massive pile of manure but at least I'll have tried.
>>83868754
>>83868225
Can-
Can we post porn now?
>>83868788
>must redo shorts
That's not the only thing I'd redo. Something seems wrong with his body.
>>83868808
You mean his left shoulder?
>>83868788
Sure, in the /aco/ and /y/ threads. Get to it, I believe in you anon
>>83868821
and the right elbow. and the stomache.
>>83868837
I am aroused
>>83868733
No one reported it.
>>83868837
>>83866161
Controlling for joke voters John and Roxy are tied for first. Good shit.
heh
>>83868969
Wow that pic is homophobic. Dave is confirmed bi you fuck, you make it sound like we hate davekat because its gay
>>83868992
we hate davekat because it's shit
>>83869007
I know, im saying that pic makes it seem like we hate it for being gay
>>83869009
Jade looks like she's never seen a DS before
>>83868273
PLZ RATE
>>83869034
Fuck you i love DSes and 6our being a fegget can you stop ur being mean i hate you the ds is awesome and jade is awesome and gud at tachnology and shes strong and indepebent and jr offensive please stop insulting her and the arrist and fuck you i cannot beleive you said that just wow how would you stoop so low are you some sort of cunt or aometuing m8mu fuckjng weenie fricker i hate hou guts, the ds is cool
>>83868992
Dave is a fictional character.
>>83868992
I thought it was a joke, like Dave might LOOK straight, but thanks to dramatic irony we know he isn't because we know Jade's hair isn't naturally straight
inconsiderately loud sex noise makers are the worst.
I have quite a few more, but I can stop if no one actually cares.
Holler one way or the other would be appreciated.
What if Vriska was autistic?
>>83869249
more
>>83869282
as you wish
>>83869280
What if Vriska had an enlarged frontal lobe?
>>83869337
What if Vriska had pancreatic cancer?
>>83869337
what if vriska had vaginismus?
>>83869349
What if Eridan had cotard syndrome?
so these threads are just constant art dumps as an excuse to continue the circlejerk forever?
>>83869397
I can definitely say that an art dump is a thing that I am currently doing, but that is rarely, specifically the case for the threads as a whole.
>>83869408
whenever I pop in that's a huge portion of the thread, in an attempt to act as if they're on topic
Like they still deserve to exist
i've tried, but sleep just won't come. so i lay awake, trying to think of ways to fix the ending after game over without resorting to a retcon, while still preserving collide and act 7, but i just can't do it
somehow, hussie made his abortion of an ending tie up enough loose ends that the story requires it, like a piece of ikea furniture that explicitly needs a dead squirrel as one of its supports. it fucking stinks, but it just doesn't work any other way
i've tried thinking of when john can interrupt without causing a paradox. grabbing the ring before gamzee can jack it? knocking out aranea at any point leading up to game over? coming in during game over to help dave, terezi, or jane? what happens to the dogs and condy, then? how do you revive jade when jane is still mind-controlled?
fuck you, hussie
>>83869458
you need to go further back
personally I'm cancelling the scratch
>>83869458
the problem goes deeper back to the retcon. ignore this and you are in denial.
>>83869458
and what happens to the corruption shit that caliborn stuffed into the cartridge? game over needs to happen so that john even learns how to control his canonzaps in the first place
>>83869458
Help BQ rape Jack.
>>83869458
like, maybe just have john go back to before he even got the canonzaps and just have him slap himself away. then alpha john disappears, and something different happens now that aranea can't get the ring
>>83869491
awake*
the cancer goes so fucking deep, i don't know where to start cutting
>>83869503
maybe if he goes back to when jade starts getting mind-controlled, and just knocks her out? but that's only temporary, with troll mind control, they can't safely keep her asleep, unless they kill her for jane to revive later, and that's pretty grim and probably wouldn't come to mind
>>83869454
I'm not sure I understand what's bad about that, sharing images is a form of discussion, and we are on an image board.
But if you'd like me to stop dumping I'd be happy to oblige. I was about to go get some sleep anyway.
>>83869454
then you're not coming in here enough
and yes they deserve to continue existing
>>83866161
The Strider part of this image is a letdown.
>>83869534
"This thread has nothing to say and no purpose but we HAVE to exist 24/7 so I'm going to dump images to bump it until the thread fills and we get a new thread and do it all over again!"
>>83869553
not true
there's still plenty of ongoing discussions, but it's very early morning NA so it's going to be slow
>>83869562
"Hey guys I know we've done this 1000 times but let's make fan trolls?? Or maybe tell us what ships you wanted again? or maybe just say that you disliked the ending again. Anyone have a homestuck image folder to dump?"
>>83869577
"Nice dubs."
>>83869553
Okay, I see your argument. I still disagree with you on the regularity of art dumps, but I understand the frustration especially if you aren't a fan. Have you considered using the inline filters?
Anyway, that constitutes maybe a 3rd of the davejade pics in my sorted images, hope it was to someone's liking!
what if karkat wasn't shit and didn't become dave's sex toy
I am going to bed. Might not be able to draw much this weekend because of the holiday, but I should be able to continue this on Monday
>>83869896
Why are all yellowbloods such fucking sluts?
Before I depart, I looked up what "Büjorn" might mean, and the closest thing Google gave me was "Bjorn" which means "bear"Arctis wants to smooch bears confirmed
>>83869918
The lower the blood, the sluttier they get.
>tfw you only come here for fantrolls
>>83870354
>giving a shit about fanttrolls
>"this troll shoots olive semen"
>"this troll is female, a violet blood and loves underwater sex"
There you go.
>homestuck was 66 days ago
>thread could have ended 10 minutes ago
>bumped with offtopic
This is hell.
Make sure to vote for gelasticat's shirt in the fan forge!
>>83870512
funny
>>83870512
...How much money does Andrew need? How does the contract with WLF even work?
>tfw watching your favorite thing get raped by the author and the shitty neo fandom
>>83870751
but jojo hasn't be ruined at all
>>83871041
he meant homestuck not that animu
>>83869337
is she going to serve that monstrosity to another human being?
>>83871041
hell yeah!
oldseph is adorable
Homestuck's mistake was lasting EIGHT THOUSAND PAGES.
>>83871041
I wasn't expecting JoJo to be such a good replacement Homestuck.
It's all of the things I liked in Homestuck, minus all the things I didn't like in Homestuck, plus all the things I never knew I wanted in Homestuck.
>>83867805
Looks like a minor JoJo villain
>>83871578
when does jojo get as good as people hype it to be? i made it up to episode 4 or 5 and its VERY 80s cliche shonen writing, apparently played straight. im not seeing anything i liked about homestuck in that.
>>83866161
>No Spades Slick or Jack Noir
you fucked up OP.
>>83871647
Size constraints. Can only have so many options in one of those polls.
>>83867763
My life is not so void of joy that I feel the need to fill disappointments with new distractions
Is Jojo the new Homestuck? In the way I see fans making references to it in random places that I don't get because I don't watch it.
>>83871639
part 2
part 1 and fist of the north star pretty much were the creators of the genre, though, don't think it's derivative or cliche, it was made in 1987
>>83871639
also part 1 gets way better after tarkus is defeated
>>83871639
>not reading the mango
shiggedydiggedy
One similarity off the top of my head is the over nine million characters. What JoJo does better is that they're used for just as long as they needed. Sure DIO comes back but you can bet your ass you love that faggot vampire. Also Joseph, but he grows old and has less and less impact so its handled pretty well.
>>83871516
also hi katnep anonI love you
>>83867690
Source?
>>83866473
you poor sorry pathetic son of a bitch
>>83871639
You did start from the beginning right? right?
>>83866473
>>83866473
2
>>83866473
3
>>83866473
last really good one I got
is there a homosuck character base somewhere?i'm not tempted to look around deviantart or tumblr for one
I'm suprised I haven't seen any Midnight Crew X Penguins of Madagascar crossovers.
>>83871578
I thought Dangan Ronpa was everyone's Homestuck replacement.
>>83872187
You could make one in two minutes if you don't have brain damage
>>83872327
HOW HARD WAS THAT
>>83869320
Well, guess we know how the sex to turn on the forge started
Can someone explain the appeal of scourgecest to me? People keep saying how it was teased but I literally never saw anything besides a strained friendship.
>>83872468
Vriska + John's harem member = bigger harem for John
>>83872281
Eh. It's sort of an old fad now.
>>83868215
the most excellent thing i have ever seen
>>83872358
as hard as cropping properly
>>83866161
>No hal
Trash poll
Where can I watch a musician's sream?Will it be today?
>>83869931
actually, it was a pretty randomly chosen name, the only thing i picked out was the last name because it's close to Villain.
really.
>>83872607
supposed to be on Twitch today. Ask reddit about it.
>>83872562
cropping is like kung fu, you learn to crop so you dont have to
Somebody in the last thread said the hiveswap writer told them he liked eridan and caliborn so I asked him on his tumblr and
https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/744192312813592576
>>83872844
looks like we're in good hands after all
>>83872844
Some hope yet remains. Just imagine if we got a character that's a mix of Eridan and Caliborn, we could only be so lucky.
>>83872844
did he say these words so we would know hes one of us
>>83872468
It's hot as fuck for porn. Otherwise, Terezi is a shit romance partner.
>(Terezi) and (Vriska) finally find true love with each other
>later (Vriska) finds her new romance partner banging Eridan and Cronus at the same time
>>83872468
Two dangerous passionate women who know how to have fun.
Do I really need to spell this out for you?
i had a dream aranea cheated on me
why would she do that...
>>83872652
is that a new one?
>>83873137
Cuz she knows you love NTR
>>83873137
Fuck off Jake, no one cares what happened to you in the dream bubbles.
>>83872468
Butthurt Karezi fans hate this ship.
>>83873137
you have porn-induced erectile dysfunction
>>83867108
:o(
>>83872971
>eridan
>cronus
>ever having sex
no
>>83873186
Why?
Karkat hearts Terezi
Karkat spades Vriska
Like, there is that BDSM fic Vriska forces Karkat to have sex with her to tell him where Terezi is (turns out she found them mid-way and probably started masturbating)
>>83873311
this. they're only good for rapefics
>>83867108
True Gamzee fans != Gamzee sympathizers
>>83873367
I kinda like to ship them with them as redempted characters tho
>>83873387
there's a good "cronus gets captured by the alpha kids and is mindbroken into loving them" fic
but yeah anyone saying "i want to have fun sex with my cool bf cronus" is just shit that cronus makes up as he falls asleep crying
>>83873437
(for anyone interested)http://archiveofourown.org/works/670274/
>>83873371
honl
>>83872844
>eridan is my favorite character
[worry]
What if Gamzee had been more like Whistles.
>>83873546
hey there, would you mind adding my land to the pastebin? i made a few minor changes to the phrasing
Land of Satellites and Frogs
Your land is covered by wetlands and low hills. It is swiftly orbited by hundreds of blinking satellite terrariums, each containing a frog. The only area they do not pass over is your house, which is suspended far above the satellite's control center on the ground below. However, the complex's geothermal power conduits are being jammed by your denizen, Echidna. You must either delve into the underground caverns to repair and shield them, or defeat her to stop her signal. Only then will the control center be able to guide the satellites and their passengers safely down from their orbits to the wetlands, where the frog-collecting can begin.
>Dave, Roxy, and Karkat all tied
Makes me wonder, if Hussie introduced Roxy as one of the beta kids, would he have ruined her too?
>>83873332
>Terezi hearts Vriska
>Terezi only used Karkat as a substitute for her Vriska problem
There you go. Karkat fans will never let go of Terezi.
Fuck Davekat, though.
>>83873636
Yes
>>83873636
Considering she, her son and Karkat became harem fodder, I can't say no
>>83873636
Probably, a lot of what made Roxy work was just flat out screen time in which she did useful things and being surrounded by the Alpha weenies for so long.
>>83873636
Roxy's whole character is not being a faggot, though.
Like exploding video games aside, she tends to not get too caught up in nonsense.
Well except for Trickster Arc
That shit was terrible
>>83873371
smash the faces of the apologists
>>83873699
>>83873371
See, in my head, the "true" Gamzee fans are the ones running true crime school shooter blogs. The Gamzee Apologists all seem to be children who woobify the clown because he's a clown.
>>83873699
I think that was a moment even the strongest of non-Gamzee fans could share in enjoyment with actual fans, be they apologists or cloun enablers. Slut getting wrecked by cloun was amazing.
>>83869552
BRO
WAS
ABUSIVE
Gamzee fucking sucks and Hussie sucks for making him
Le Unkillable Cloun meme
The the Strilondes the only characters with any real depth to their character? Or at least the kids.
John's an unflappable asshole, Jade's a kicked puppy, Jake is a weird autist and Jane is... Jane.
But the Strilondes at least have what resembles growth and change, like Hussie put effort into their stories. Their relationship with their guardians was important. John and Jane apparently can't tell theirs apart.
>>83873735
She's not a slut. That was a really emptional scene nonetheless especiall when you don't really know what was up with their kismessitude.
>>83873770
terezi and caliborn both grew as characters
The failing of Homestuck ties into the revival of Vriska.
Vriska's death was well earned, and actually introduced a sense of responsibility and morality into this nihilistic clusterfuck
The MOMENT Hussie decided that "Vriska is the key to all of this" was the moment the story stopped being even somewhat coherent. What characters did didn't matter anymore, and everything become pre-ordained.
>>83873837
vriska sucks but fuck 'responsibility and morality', homestuck wasnt made for children
>>83873921
responsibility and morality are for adults, too
how do you feel about this?
>>83873943
adults can be expected to assess the morality of the actions of characters themselves, and do not need to have it explained to them by a nerd on the internet
>>83873921
Vriska's death at the hands of Terezi is literally the most mature and "adult" morality out there.
Vriska was becoming a liability for the safety of the tribe, so she had to go.
>>83873977
not always
it's also not satisfying to have someone make a huge mistake, learn from it, then have all that wiped from the slate as if it never mattered
it would be like someone going back in time to the start of game of thrones and stopping robert's death, thus rendering the entire series invalid
Did the music team stream already happen?
>>83873958
>>83874033
Starting in an hour.
>>83874023
>not always
then fuck the people to which my statement does not apply for ruining subtlety for the rest of us.
just did some basic math
with GCAT there's 16 possible pester chum abbreviations
HDBV (three-nucleotide combinations, meaning Not G, Not C, Not A, and Not T respectively), there's another 16
and WSMKRY (Weak, Strong, aMino, Keto, puRine, and pYramidine), there's 36
which gives us 68 possible two-letter combinations just based on nucleotides alone.
have fun.
>>83872968
seems like he comes by it honest
http://skullmandible.tumblr.com/post/146113895846/i-cant-tell-if-you-actually-have-good-taste-or-if
>>83873958
How the fuck did they learn about an obscure /hst/ meme?
>>83874059
what
seriously?
where?
>>83873723
Or like me you enjoy Gamzee for being nothing but a joke in a sea of shitty boring tween romance. A joke who becomes the most important character in homestuck and is never treated as anything but as joke
>>83874080
hiveswap is gotta be a masterpiece you heard it here first
>>83874121
>>83874109
steamlord313 at twitch
>>83874134
>>83874149
>>83874156
i'm sorry roxy...and terezi...and calliope...
>>83874117
this is why i love him too. when the rules are as convoluted as they are in this comic, having a character that just completely fucking disregards them is just fuckin fun
>>83873770
I'd say that's more an issue with execution than the characters themselves. Hussie didn't seem very good at utilizing more positive characters in terms of character development. In addition, even with the the Sirlondes their development wasn't handled all that well either. Rose's was setup rather cleanly, what with her issues with authority, arrogance and her desire to study and break the rules of sburb. Yet nothing came of it after a point, she stopped doing anything productive for herself or others. Jade had a similar issue, in that we're shown that she's not all rainbows and butterflies and has some issues to work through given her isolation and temper, yet she gets no time to do so as she spends a lot of her time later in the story either alone or mind controlled.
Dave and Dirk are both of the lucky few who had decent character arcs, but it relied on injected drama for it to conclude which a good number of people didn't like, given how it vilified Bro. Roxy, whilst she did progress with her issues, did it almost entirely off-screen from what I recall. But I think that's okay to have a together character if they help other people develop, which I think she did.
I guess I'm just trying to highlight that there's a running theme of poor character development in the story, despite the other areas Hussie excelled in, in terms of story telling.
>>83874080
>I don’t know what /co/ is. is that reddit or 4chan? isn’t that usually what a bunch of / nonsense means
What sort of normie doesn't know the format of chan board names?
>>83874191
andrews writing is frustrating cos he does shit barely anyone can do masterfully and then he falls on his face dealing with stuff literally anyone on ao3 can handle.
>>83874080
Man, that's given me a new appreciation for Caliborn whom I already loved to bits. Was it shown what those tedious tasks were? Or do we only see him conquering each world in his session as per Yaldobob's instructions after completing said tedious tasks.
>>83874080
holy shit hiveswap is saved
>>83874191
This is kinda what I meant, I guess.
It seems like there are only some characters he didn't totally fellate the ball on.
Hussie is like a goddamned idiot savant of writing. He's an idiot most of the time, but every once in a while...
>>83874156
doesn't matter, had sex!
>>83874167
... and mom lalonde...
>>83873651
But in the end (Terezi) solved her (Vriska) issue.
By sheer coincidence and then they were moirails. So TZ could still heart Karkat.
>>83874121
What's the thing on the pedestal.
>>83874080
>http://skullmandible.tumblr.com/post/146113895846/i-cant-tell-if-you-actually-have-good-taste-or-if
Strangely, I think those are the same reasons why I like those characters. They have this, I dunno? Determination? Conviction? As dumb as they can be, when they set their mind on something, they will focus themselves on doing it.
What's his name again?
>>83874409
Rails with pails
>>83872844
>Cohen's favorite characters are Caliborn and Eridan
Oh god, watch as Joey becomes the Anti-John
>>83874412
only question is, will hiveswap have a character that good?
>>83874429
Karkat Vantas
>>83874440
>>83874449
Joey is gonna start killing angels, building harems and banging troll royalty. Hiveswap is saved
>>83874449
JOEY!!!
>>83874409
>what cucks actually believe
LOL
Karkat is busy crying and attempting suicide in the dreambubbles.
What would Aradia think of the individual Indiana Jones movies?
>>83874449
Trizza "laugh at my meme or get in the oven and scream" Tethis
>>83874429
Angry Crabman
>>83874409
>thinking it was (Terezi)<>(Vriska)
nah son
they're gfs
>>83874080
And there you have it.
Hiveswap GOTY 201X, folks. It's all been leading up to this.
>>83874495
Nah, he is busy being forgotten by Andrew Zahak, along with current Vriska and Terezi and anything resembling a satisfying conclusion.
does anyone have that shitty leddit davepeta edit of that one davejade picture
>>83874508
>The end credits is a Rickroll
>>83874516
But that's unsolicited shipping fanart the artist did of a scene they were commissioned to do.
>>83874496
The same of what John thinks of Nicholas Cage movies.
No wonder they were made for each other. Tensei can't be defeated
someone ask him when the game is fucking due
>>83874429
Karkuck VaNTRas
Calliope's thighs
>>83874412
Alright what faggot is asking him if he's from /co/
Fucking stop that shit. You fucking double-faced tumblr niggers.
And yeah the fact that he first said "IS THAT REDDIT???" followed by "ormaybe4chan" makes me think he almost certainly browses here, but don't fucking call him on that.
You know how Hussie is, if he suspects we like something he'll make it something else out of spite
>>83874557
Someone ask Cohen if we gonna have 18+ scenes in the game
>>83874516
>So she crippled one of my friends, killed another one, then I blew off her arm and half her face, and then she killed the cripple
>She was a good friend
>>83874440
>Joey realizes that Homestuck's existence dooms her and Jude to death via backstory
>goes full DETERMINATION to make Hiveswap retcon Homestuck as opposed to vice-versa
>>83874548
>Aradia
>liking Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
How DARE you insult Aradia like that.
>>83874596
It's a good kino.
>>83872844
>Cohen's favorites are Eridan and Caliborn
HOPES
SLIGHTLY
RESTORED
>>83874429
the visual representation of my depression and being reduced to a shipping accessory
Anyone has that Joey rapes Trizza comic?
>>83874622
He likes Davekat, so he is still shit.
>>83874559
I play on making a vn called kuck quest
where karkat tries to steal the women from eri, sol, john, etc.
if he fails the player is forced to watch them fuck and have happy lives
if karkat wins the girl, say roxy, is pulled into an abusive relationship with karkat and their respective man kills themself
>>83874667
Man fuck shipping. I don't care if Joey Claire ends up a lesbian or a tranny, just make her interesting.
I mean Eridan was a fucking bislut too but he was still awesome
>>83874668
You have strange and unsettling ways to cope with disappointment.
>>83874668
>Karkat not just fucking Vriska and saving the universe by being in the most abusive relationship of all time
>>83874708
Someone edit this so she's holding Caliborn's crowbar and is surrounded by a sea of dead angels
>>83874727
Agreed with this guy! The Witch of Hope needs to be surrounded by bodies of non-fictional angels
>>83874667
He's also defended Act 7, but honestly as long as the characters are good I don't give a shit.
Homestuck's ending fucked a lot of things up, but honestly the only thing that really stung was realizing that I didn't give a shit about the characters anymore, and stopped giving a shit about them thousands of pages ago.
>>83872844
I like his point on Caliborn and Calliope. Cherubs are naturally destined to fight their other personality, no reason to see them as a friend
>>83874822
I stopped caring about the characters when they all died and John replaced them with substitutes like they were goldfish.
>>83874822
I mean at some point we gotta realize that the main writer of a Homestuck game is not gonna shittalk Homestuck
I mean, I fucking hate A Dance with Dragons, but if GRRM put me on to write the Winds of Winter I'd mumble some bullshit about how ADWD is necessary foreshadowing
Don't fight the hands that feeds and all that.
>>83874822
Of course he defended Act 7; he knows there is more to come in [S] Collision Cascade
Can someone ask Cohen if Karkat being bad at sex is the reason Kanaya went lesbian?
Is Lord English the worst villain of all time?
>>83874889
I'm still astonished that Act 7 wasn't called [S] Collapse, given the theming and the fact that a black hole is involved.
>>83869552
i know rite?
should have been smuppets/shitty rapping or something
Act 7 is an objective failure that accomplishes none of the purposes the ending to a story has. It wasn't an ending. The comic just stopped after it transpired.
>>83874968
Of course it accomplished; it proved Homestuck is an anime, which by extension proves Dave and Jade fucked while breeding frogs
>>83874968
You can say that about any ending though.
>>83874913
yasu from umineko is
>>83875015
jade we're people
people don't have endings
>>83875015
No you can't
>>83875023
Don't remind me of that trainwreck
>GG: did you have a pet a long time ago that died?
>TT: Yes.
>GG: ok well how did you feel about your cat, did you love him a lot?
>TT: "ok well", I didn't mention it was a cat, or that it was a male. Let's pretend I'm surprised and you're embarrassed and move on.
>>83874913
Yes. He should have just been Spades Slick's foe. He did absolutely nothing to the kids. Jack should have just stayed the villain. I mean, who DIDN'T want to see the kids take down Jack?
>>83874866
i unironically found that plot point eerie and interesting. sadly, vriska was lame and the pesterlogs were way too mopey, but the replacement meteor kids were just different enough that the deaths of the old ones was still impactful.
>>83874968
I have to say clicked ==> and being hit with "THE END" was a pretty harrowing moment.
>>83873123
Fuck, who did this drawing? I remember really liking their stuff back in the day.
>>83874968
hussie just mashed the ending into the shape of that whole gnostic thing without actually concluding a lot of story and character-related plot points.
Land of Stimulants and Grenades
The "sand"storms must be really horrible in this place... wind erosion leaving granulated sugar in every fucking thing.
>Reddit hates the ending
>Tumblr hates the ending
>4chan hates the ending
does anyone like the ending??? maybe facepunch?
>>83875099
woah, neat
>>83875085
It's the other way around.
Hussie had the idea for Act 7 for years, and forced the events of the past few years to conform to the rigid shape of that ending, and even then it didn't fit the hole well.
>>83875120
maybe because it was the wrong hole
>>83875107
Cohen likes it, apparently! Which is baffling given he's really reasonable and tasteful.
>>83866899
whoa hey that's lookin pretty THICK
is there more? tell me there's more
>>83875107
I like it, because it's obviouslyjust a tease. When we get Act 8: Vriska Saves the Day we will get the conclusion of the story
>>83875146
cohen is paid to like it
TAVROS: uM,
TAVROS: bY THE WAY, wAS YOUR HAIR, aLWAYS LIKE THAT,
PORRIM: ...
PORRIM: What an incredibly o+dd question to+ be asking right no+w.
TAVROS: sORRY,
Welp, guess people in act 8 realized they fucked up everyone's hairs and races, but are set in wish fulfillment to the point they will keep those messes
>Cohen's favorites are Eridan and Caliborn
>Cohen's biggest task is to develop Joey's character
>>83875210
Joey is gonna be an Angel Slayer which does what she wants when she wants.
Y u worried?
I WAS RAPED!
>>83874968
i unironically thought it was excellent, and i unironically think if you dont like it you didnt 'get' homestuck. but im happy enough that someone wrote a comic for my tastes that i dont give a fuck that everyone else didnt like it.
>>83875173
You'd have to set me up for life to get me to pretend that shit was acceptable.
steamlord313 on twitch, music stream just started
>>83875234
Good for you bro! How was Aradia's thighs?
I can't wait for Hive "It's like Broken Age" Swap.
>>83875260
Literally the only way to not be Broken Age is for Hussie to rip off Toby and just have Joey start doing deplorable things to "solve" puzzles
Like seriously we have to deconstruct the point and click genre
We have to make Desponia look like a Fisher Price game
There has to be a puzzle which involves genociding a billion trolls
>>83875240
Please explain why you feel this way about it. I'm not here to ridicule you, I simply want to understand you.
KINGDOM HEARTS
kingdom hearts is more complex than homestuck
>>83875331
hey that's my b8 don't steal it
>you will never strangulate Vriska
>you will never win the Terezibowl
>you will never be anything more than a strider development tool
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/music.html
Has a link to the defunct Homestuck MySpace page.
https://myspace.com/homestuck
>>83875344
b8? I think it's reasonably true. Homestuck's greatest complexity is its Weird Time Shit. Kingdom Hearts matches all the other complexities blow for blow and even has its own Hivebent.
>>83875322
im about to go out, so i cant, sorry. the mindset of one who is damaged enough to enjoy act 7 will have to remain a mystery to the greater part of humanity.
>>83875388
>its own Hivebent
What, BBS?
>>83875388
I prefer weird time shit in the manwha Flow. You change time, you pay the price.
>>83875373
JOHN: m'lady.
>>83875193
Which fanventure is that? The one with the fatties and non-bird hair Dave?
>>83875413
No, like, everything that focuses on Orgy 13 for too long.
>>83875439
That one. The one with fat Karkat and S Start
>>83875419
>Nanette Manoir
>>83874429
Honkmeow Truckvag
>>83875452
Is it worth putting up with despite those things?
>>83875502
I'm waiting for smut of the Sylph of Rage.
>>83875502
Depends. I feel dialogue is forced and those designs are unsettling, but art and music is good, so that's already 60% of what a fanadventure has to have
why do they all sound like fuccbois
the only really good post act 7 fanventure isCANWC
>>83875535
Suppose I'll give it time to air out a bit then, if it gets better I'm sure it'll be brought up here when the need for a fix gets bad enough.
>>83875562
That's a weird way to spell smutfics
Leslie Knope: Witch of Hope
Ben Wyatt: Mage of Mind
Ann Perkins: Sylph of Heart
Ron Swanson: Heir of Void
April Ludgate: Maid of Doom
Andy Dwyer: Bard of Time
Chris Traeger: Knight of Life
Tom Haverford: Page of Light
Donna Meagle: Seer of Rage
Jerry Gergich:Lordof Breath
>>83875193
Act 8 is pretty cool.
The art in [S] Start is pretty fucking bad headcanon wise, but everything else looks MSPA-enough to work.
Man the witch of hope shitposting makes me really hope hiveswap does something new or interesting with its format. I hope it's not just alternia fluff bullshit, but that's who their audience is now so it'll most likely be very boring to anyone who liked mspa and hs for anything but shitty trolls and relationships.
>>83875669
No complaints here
>>83874080
I can't tell whether or not he's rusing me
But if he's for real then maybe there's some Hope for Hiveswap after all.
Then again I think he liked the ending of Homestuck so who knows.
stride = davekat song confirmed in stream
This seems like the place to ask, how does it look?
I tried over at Art&Critique and didn't get many good results
>>>/ic/2560186
>>83875990
The most bland of vanillas on offer I'm afraid to say anon.
>>83875990
mouth too wide, eyes don't make sense
>>83875990
technically, it's alright
but yeah, super bland
I have really warmed up to the John/Roxy/Terezi threesome invited by John abruptly having Terezi as a kismesis. I thought that was a really terrible plot development but hey, it's hot.
Why is she the 8est character?
>wins the Terezibowl
>is the main character
>is Jesus all along unlike Karkuck
>>83875990
His name has one letter too many and you should make him look more unique. Don't be afraid to make your fantroll stand out--every canon troll is enthusiastically based on a gimmick or theme. The face is awkwardly arranged, but it's no worse than Alterniabound talksprites.
All I had was a mouse and ms paint
The talk sprite was made in gimp
>>83876116
>>83876116
His name is completely fucked, son. Troll names, first and last, are six letters each. No exceptions. His face has more character in this drawing than in the sprite.
>>83876116
OK MY FANTROLL FRIEND HERE'S HOW TO SPRITE ART
DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT
DOWNLOAD PAINT.NET
OPEN THIS PICTURE WITH PAINT.NET AND OPEN A BLANK THINGY
SELECT A BASE HAIR, BODY EYES AND MOUTH (PUT EVERY FUCKING PIECE IN A DIFFERENT LAYER)
USE THE BRUSH (UNDER BUCKET) AND ON THE TOP CLICK THAT WEIRD S THINGY WITH BOXES
NOW DRAW YOUR BINARY SHIT
ALSO REMAKE THE BODY BASE IF IT'S CLOTHES
CONGRATULATIONS HERE'S YOUR TROLL
>>83876116
Get paint+ or whatever it's called and use sprite sheets of the actual characters, which you then modify to your liking. Trying to do it on your own is difficult if you haven't practiced it a whole bunch.
Also think of a theme for the guy and try and show that through his sprite look, it doesn't have to be elaborate like Eridan, Karkat's look is very simple but shows enough to make him interesting, given the sunken eyes and messy hair.
>>83876133
>>83876116
that is way, way too many teeth to be exposed like that
like, trim that mouth to half length and number of teeth
>>83876207
WITH ALL THAT DONE YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING LIKE THIS (also known as crappy sprite of classpectanon's bujorn)
>>83876094
This. If you haven't noticed, the trolls are absolutely ridiculous when it comes to their personalities. They're not normal at all, in fact they're pretty obnoxious and over the top.
>>83876116
Use a canon character to guide how your facial features should look.
>>83876265
your chin lines are fucked
>posting fantrolls
Slow die dear gog jesus
>>83876329
>saying "gog"
>>83876327
I know, that's why i mentioned shitty :^)
i fucked the suit up so the chin got way thin
>>83876312
To add onto that point, you can copy paste another character in whilst your working as a reference point, zooming in helps a lot to make things look in-keeping with the mspaint style.
posting fantrolls should be illegal if you have no talent
Kill yourselves you fucking autistic burger shitters
plsase
PLEASE
PLEEEssase
neck yourself and take your drawings to the fiery inferno of hell with you.
please.
thank you.
>>83876382
Rip Sponge fan
>>83876382
shhh it's gonna be ok shhh
>>83876329
>saying gog
>>83876265
you forgot his symbol, my friend, and his chin got weird.
>>83876382
nofunallowed.png
>>83876236
Better?
>>83876382
Calling anyone out for being autistic with a post like that is pretty fucking funny anon. I hope you realise that, though I know that sort of thing likely goes over your head.
>>83876460
no...
>>83876329
i woke up just to post my fantrolls for you anon
>>83876460
you're going to have to start over
>>83876453
Yes but every fucking thread is a bunch of shitty fantrolls reposted several times with maybe be one new image.
It's the death rattle of /hsg/
Also more trip fags popping up
>>83876498
I know...
Although the advice was a lot better here that /ic/ so thanks for that
>>83876529
you callin this cute lady shitty? >>83876494
>>83876460
Gotta start from scratch anon, re-think your themes and how you want to express them. Then do what >>83876207 says so you can bring home the bacon.
>>83876545
if you want to learn to emulate hussie's style you need to learn what antialiasing and nearest neighbor mean
also get actual drawing lessons like http://drawabox.com/
you won't get a good fantroll without sacrifice
Your zodiac determines your shitty troll blood:
Aries: Burgundy blood
Taurus: Brown blood
Gemini: Yellow blood
Cancer: Lime blood (Hard Mode: Candyred blood)
Leo: Olive blood
Virgo: Jade blood
Libra: Teal blood
Scorpio: Cerulean blood
Sagittarius: Indigo blood
Capricorn: Purple blood
Aquarius: Violet blood
Pisces: Fuchsia blood
>>83876494
whens jackquest comin back
>>83876494
Why is she so fucking flat?
>>83876603
>aries
well, at least i get to die young and probably have cool psychic powers
>>83876603
thank you for this
i would have never guessed this from reading the comic
i am glad someone made this AMAZING post
wow what does it mean
haha
HA
HA
AHA
FUCK THIS THREAD
MAKE REAL DISCUSSION
STOP POSTING OCS
REMOVE FANTROLLS
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS EARTH
HERE
I'LL HELP
why does jade have reminders in the first place if her memory has NEVER been shown to be terrible?
>>83876645
i think you need to take a breath, friend, and consider replacing your reaction images
>>83868189
John looks like he has a goatee.
>>83876624
i think her slenderness is cute
>>83876603
What sorts of social obligations are tied with being Indigo nobility? Must I be seen sweating profusely at all times?
>>83876645
she keeps falling asleep at random times, it would be easy to lose track of what you were doing
>>83876685
the higher the blood caste, the more authority you wield, and the more responsible you are for keeping the lower bloods in their place with your natural psychic resistance. higher positions also go to highbloods because they're going to live a lot longer than lowbloods and thus gain more experience.
arabia is my favorite fantroll
>>83876685
You are the noble caste which must be a boon to his superiors and an exemplar to those below you.
You must be determined, able, ambitious, ruthless and still willing to give up all that you have for your glorious Empress.
Do not abuse your power but still apply all of your natural abilities towards the betterment of yourself and the world for the good of all.
>>83876494
If you're not too busy, could you tell us a little about how Sahtii interacts with her kismesis? I'm interested in your take on blackrom.
>>83876764
muffled rape in the distance
>>83866974
She is, but people are mad because she's one of the only characters Hussie could be bothered to give a proper arc to. The fact that she had an arc and ended up being useful made her feel like an OP sue compared to a cast comprised mostly of underdeveloped nobodies.
>>83876764
she already said hair-pulling once
>>83870512
>Black Roxy
>Fat Roxy
Everytime I see something like this I am confused again and again
it is a COMIC where you can SEE THE CHARACTERS
why do people do this? Like, I'm not against other races or bodytypes, but it CLEARLY DOES NOT FIT HERE
>>83876550
I'm just saying this was exactly how /hsg/ started going to shit and getting fucking banned. I don't know about you but I would like to have a homestuck thread 4 months from now
>>83869016
It's a joke, you dip.
>>83870512
reminder this will be more successful than angel's
>>83876751
you mean for the good of the empress
>>83876751
>>83876723
Sounds like work.
I just want to play video games.
>>83876862
we're running out of things to say about homestuck. itll decay slowly, nothing we can do about it
>>83876862
Dude we're going to get banned. It's inevitable, we aren't going to survive the summer.
If we're lucky the mods will let us have another go at it once the epilogue hits, and from there we'll probably need to migrate to /vg/
>>83876862
why?
what would you want to discuss in that thread?
>>83876957
Fuck off tripfag, you're the main perpetrator of this autistic shit
>>83876957
10/25 retard
>>83876909
t)(is
good for t)(e world LMAO
>>83876862
we've only got like two tripfags and both of them produce content
we're fine for now
>>83873636
You can't ruin something with no potential.
isn't it so frustrating when you're with your kismesis and things are just getting good but then he uses his safe word
really takes the fear of death out of blackrom, I tell you what, romance used to mean something. it was SACRED. our ancestors be rolling in their premature graves
>>83876973
Whoops, also, no.
>>83876983
That would be 4.25 months, goofball.
>>83876645
Dream Jade kind of did have a bad memory though, and that's who all the reminders were really for.
>>83877000
Exactly. We're okay for now but it does not take much
>>83876936
well, there's nothing saying you can't just keep an ample number of burgundy/rustblood slaves, as is your privilege. also, depending on what you do, you could probably delegate, just so long as you make sure to not let someone else subvert your power
if that's what you want, get assigned to maintaining something on a conquered planet far away from alternia, all you need is a show of force every now and again
>>83877000
we've also got that guy who prints stuff
homestuck is trash lol
>>83876787
None of that you.
>>83877014
i dont know what this is but you need to stop
>>83877014
kismesisses only use unsafe words, for when their partners arent raping them hard enough
>>83875099
Oh, I thought it was done last thread. Thanks for updating it, I guess.
>>83877090
fuckout router
i don't understand this "cuck karkat" meme
how is he a cuck if he never even dated terezi
why are you so obsessed with making him into a pathetic crying loser who's torn up about terezi when that's not when he is in the comic?
>>83877140
It was WIP, the post said WIP, even the filename said WIP. It was 6am and I needed sleep.
Housefly waifu isn't drawn yet though.
>>83877166
dyonoi please
>>83877185
Oh, I didn't really notice that, actually. I was pretty tired too. Thanks though.
>>83876844
I think she also said edging a few threads ago.
>>83877166
WEENIE
remeber kiddos
consent is always right
Homestuck would have been a lot better if it was a Hell of alot longer. But it'd probably be infinitely less popular.
>>83877127
I can see that
A: Stop. STOP. "BANANA!"
B: Whoa, whoa, okay. I'm stopping. What's the matter?
A: Don't you think things were getting a little too red there, buddy?
B: Uh, I just thought...
A: Yeah. No. I don't want us to start vacillating. Besides, I already have a guy for that. Your job is to make me feel bad so he can make me feel good, capiche?
>>83877166
But he is a pathetic crying loser who has been reduced to Dave's sex toy.
>Music team members contributed to SiIvagunner
I guess that explains this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIcbDjyQeWw
I AM NOT A KEK
I AM NOT A WEENIE
STOP SPREADING LIES
>>83877360
>Music team members contributed to SiIvagunner
Source? This sounds interesting.
>>83877391
probably omgtsn
>>83877307
no he HASN'T, you just keep SAYING he has.
>>83877360
wait really? that's awesome
>>83877391
the stream going on literally right now
>>83877382
Cuck Cuck Cuck!
>>83877415
Are they talking or just in chat? I'm at work atm
>>83877460
talking
>>83877382
quiet, youfabulousboy
>>83876453
here FUCK YOU
spoiled so it doesn't trigger anyone
>>83877268
You know what Homestuck did REALLY well?Motherfucking DRAGONS.
>>83877516
FUCK I DIDN'T SPOIL IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83877518
oh god
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679/
since they haven't been posted in a while some new blood has likely circulated around
take the semi-official classpect polls! unsurprisingly, mage of void is still the lead, because we're all dead inside.
>>83877639
IT HAS BEEN LITERALLY THREE DAYS
>>83877268
It's nice that Dave and Jade are planning their parenting, even if they don't aren't the best at least they clearly want kids, which is more than Dave could ever say for his father
>>83877665
three days is a long time. do you know how many seconds that is? at least 100
>jane needs to be told why she should resurrect her friends
>>83877639
Fuck off, "classpect polls" are autistic and retarded.
>>83877639
pages of mages and pages of void
i'm glad i specced into something else with the newest version
>>83877529
If I ever made a fanadventure (ie never ever) I would definitely make a dragon first guardian happen. Shit would be unbeatable.
>>83877793
this part of a set?
>>83877697
>implying dave doesn't just want the doggy dick
>>83877639
>all those weenie pages
>>83877839
In canon Dave really wants a stable happy family
And Jade will give it to him
>>83877894
In the butt
>>83877909
ye boi
>>83877909
You don't have babies out of your butt
>>83877933
you hab dem out ur benis :DD
>>83877969
Urethral birth isn't a thing either
>>83877894
but jade is a trans african americano anon.
>>83877999
>posts the artist who draws the best dog cock jade
lmao
>>83878008
With all the trendiest "in" lifelong disorders!
>>83878025
You mean who gets commissioned to draw it
And even that dog cock jade has a vagina with which to pump out babies
>>83877894
>>83878063
stop
>>83878039
but science don't allow it
trans cant produce baby
>>83878115
You got that wrong
John is trans
and not trans actually, he likes trains.
>>83878115
Sorry man
It was canon that Jade expected to get pregnant
>>83878139
Why the Hell did Nepeta like Karkat anyway? What did she even see in him?
What if Hussie planted a very well hidden ARG inside the comic and is waiting for the fanbase to figure it out so he can post the real ending?
>>83878141
wrong again
Kanaya is a trans muslim boy with a 12 inch kuk
>>83878203
The abusive husband of her dreams
>>83878203
-Shared interest in romantic scholarship
-Unbeknown(?) ancestral bond
-Nigga has 'cat' right there in his name