Homestuck

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it's not too late to know salvation

apparently i don't have the right mojo, or i just acted too soon

Apparently he got a good arc because he learned that one doesn't have to be a leader in order to feel fulfilled or some bullshit like that, but I'm not buying it. As "cliche" as it is, I would've loved to see Karkat actually do something; have his character arc be something more akin to him being less angry at friends and channeling it into his enemies or something like that.

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oh right, this is for prince of time speculator

So out of the two threads made, the one talking about cherubs (albeit their genitals) was deleted to save room for the one talking about KK...

le Broadway Karkat maymay was so bad that canon Karkat was made to suffer as symbolic retribution

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>>83838681
Prudes.

>>83838606
I mean if the character that hussie relates to the most (dave) ends up with him how could he not like him?

TEREZI IS THE BEST!!

>>83838664
Except he didn't feel fulfilled, like at all. He was happy because he beat a Leprechaun, is that really true satisfaction?

Maybe he learned this after Collide. Maybe John snapped and ended the gay menace after Collide. Who fucking knows, considering Hussie never put dialogue after Collide.

all his characters had to become useless teens so hussie could try his best to relate to his readerbase

All characters got shafted in favor of Vriska anyways

>>83838715
best ship

>>83838670
I have a question related to the Prince of Time. Was LE only able to shatter space-time after acquiring the White Wand? Maybe his attack is purely a space-based and not actually related to his aspect? I think that if we are assuming it's a Lord of Time ability and the wand is arbitrary, then that would mean that destroying time works that way in Homestuck rather than a cooler and more utilitarian Crimson King ability. But if the Wand was critical to the move then that might suggest that it's a space attack, maybe like a much stronger version of what the Prince of Space can do. Then there's the third theory that he was using both time and space.

>>83838782
According to the fandom, Karkat is a diaper-wearing turtlekuck who needs to tell daddy dave and mommy kanaya about his adventures and how he only cried once while beating Clover.

>>83838818
Correction: purely space-based*

Who just made the thread about homosuck lol

>>83838681
What was the topic specifically?

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Designix "redesign"
-Extruded instead of inset some of the panels
-Made the slot for Captchalogue cards (and deep) maybe you could fit a Micro SD card in there, who knows, I didn't do it on purpose though
-Didn't add the keyboard-looking device, don't know if I even should; it's kind of grainy on the image, would probably be low-rez at the size I'm printing, and I'm assuming it fits inside the cavity to the right so that's something else I'll have to take into account
Anyone see any major issues? I'll upload this onto SketchFab within... I dunno, an hour or two? so you all can pick at the details.


Bunch Of Replies From Previous Thread, Part One:
>>83837135
WHoVH I still need to edit a little bit, some people have expressed dissatistfaction with it
Ahab is on the list somewhere, no estimated time for that
Squiddles are a possibility, but I think it would be super cool to make them out of flexible plastic (which I don't have but might get if all this turns out well enough)
Scratched disk... An icon of it? Or?

>>83837184
Thorns of Oglogoth: Possible, but would you want them on a small scale? Later on if/when I decide to make bigger things, I could maybe make some fullscale objects, but these would probably be just decorative parts no larger than a finger for now. Ditto for the cueball handgun. Ouroboros I could probably do, maybe not as a pendant because of WP, but I'll consider it. Chess set is unlikely, or at least a very distant goal.

>>83837312
I can do some black parts for the phernalia, such as the cranks, but until/unless I get a dual extruder I can't make any built-in parts black unfortunately. I'm planning to make weapon stands, more on that next week probably... But I think you all will like it. Hopefully.

still working on answering the rest of the posts so give me some time to answer any new ones

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>>83838880

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I made a thing

>>83838818
it's probably a combination of the white wand (since that's when we see him start his rampage in earnest IIRC is when he gets the baton), the equius part of him allowing him to interact with the void, and then just sheer overwhelming brute force fucking things.

>>83838681
I got warned for off-topic discussion after i made that thread, wtf

>>83838936
not to mention that cherubs also have super-powered rainbow-breath when in snake form, probably amplified by the void/time/rage powers he gained

>>83838932
>>83838681
Nice fucking thread, retard.

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>>83838932
Apparently nobody can ever know. Some things are to be lost in paradox space.

>>83838782
Yeah, I'm not a supporter of this interpretation but it's what I've seen some /r/Homestuck users and Tumblr users think.

>>83838905
the keyboard is pretty much a lazily-attached typewriter, i think

>>83838935
A B U S E R
B
U
S
E
R.

>>83838996
>>83838932
the giant snakes are the genitals

full-body genitals

reminder that dave and jade have the best relationship in homestuck and the highest chance for hardcore happiness

>>83839076
>hardcore happiness
What does that even mean? Is that like pale porn or something?

>>83839076
this is true

no interspecies difficulties
no mind games
no incest

just cute teasing and sweet interactions

>>83839026
That sounds like a good time. I mean, as described the rest of the reproductive process and the cherubs life is horrible, but having an entire body be a genital must be amazing.

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>>83838996
they're hermaphroditic at least. the adults may have sexual dimorphic traits but either one of them can be impregnated and carry the egg

>>83838935
Is this based off from the idea that Dave's fight should have been against LE-possesed bro and not just some random Jack?

>>83839100
Yes
Things like bare handholding, full facial cheek kisses, and dirty unprotected spooning

>>83839127
yeah, but you're having another giant snake bite and burn you all over your genital

i mean, maybe it feels good?

>>83839136
Yes.

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>>83838905
BoRfPT Part Two:

>>83837342
The biggest issue I have with the Alchemiter is the arm. It's a neat idea but I just can't figure out how to make it articulated/moveable. I don't know if that's a dealbreaker or not. I'm still experimenting with various ways, but I'm not particularly optimistic with that. The arm will, at the very least, spin around (where it attaches to the base).

>>83837406
>>83837456
Not final numbers until I get the printing time and shipping costs down completely

>>83837516
SW USA. I'm wanting to be able to ship the parts with minimal packaging, breaking them up into blocks. The Totem Lathe is the biggest issue, having the most jutting parts and sharp angles; I will probably have a "moveable and assemble-able" version and a "block" version. Pic related is moveable. The other Phernalia is very simple; the Cruxtruder is just two pieces (I mean, I COULD make the lid removeable, but is it really necessary/worth it?) while the Alchemiter is "three parts", in quotes because of the aforementioned arm troubles.


If there are no complaints about the PD, I'll go lazily attach a typewriter as someone mentioned and get started on printing it.

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>>83839152
I mean I am also burning and biting the other snake so yes.

>>83839133
I like the idea that cherubs basically have double of everything in their bodies, two vascular systems, two brains, two genisexulars and stuff.
That's why adult cherubs are so damn buff and big.

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>>83839144

>>83838606
Umm he became the leader of Earth

>>83839106
and they contrast nicely

>>83839105
This is probably how Johnkat shippers felt in 2010

>>83839163
not bad but way too overdesigned.

>>83839165
Would it be possible to print the arm of the alchemiter as a bunch of separate cylinders, and let the buyer assemble it at home with wire/hooks and eyes/whatever?

>>83839174
this is acceptable into my head canon

also, i just realized more evidence for the "lords bend the rules, muses break them" - caliborn swapped the hats during the chess match, but didn't cheat the entire time - it was just decoration that allowed him to win. Meanwhile, Calliope doesn't even lose the game - she breaks it entirely by smashing the pieces off the board, or something.

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hey did that guy made the jade/dave petplay fanfic thing.
not trying to rush 'em.
just wanted to know.
dont feel like searching the thread backlog right now.
goddamit for giving me another fetish like god damn.

>>83839192
Remember when people joked about Karkat being reduced to epilogue only? The joke is on us.

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>>83839165
looking at the picture, it's closer to a really old-fashioned keyboard, like this but without the rest of the computer attached

>>83839268
Oh wow. You're on fire today with the knowledge bombs.

>>83839268
God damn fucking Sylph of Light over here.

>>83839268
rather, caliborn followed the rules with a bit of bending, whereas calliope was the one to overtly allow cheating, and then just ragequit and ruin the game

alt calliope's ultimate purpose: to ragequit in a spectacular manner and ruin caliborn's game

>>83839349
>>83839268
yeah, that was it, she was tacitly allowing cheating by letting him switch the positions even though he never did to begin with. THEN she ragesmashed.

>>83839268
I have yet to meet anyone who has rage for an aspect. What does it do/represent?

>>83838701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcb2pdgZTc

>>83839374
juggalos

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>>83839329
Marry me.

>>83839374
Negative emotions and physical bodies of people.

>>83839374
metatextually, tex talks makes a good argument that it's "narrative contrivance", but people don't actually have arcs so we'll talk from an elemental point of view -

rage is a lot of things, not all necessarily negative. it anger, and probably most negative emotions, but primarily it's "disbelief" (which includes skepticism, a healthy thing). it could also include zealotry, mindless or otherwise.

>>83838670
>King Crimson
thanks senpai

>>83839419
I have the feeling that Rage represents Oppression and personal will over extra-personal things, where Hope is positive will for things to be superior, and it's faith, but Rage is the other side of the same faith/belief coin, it's just that we don't have a third rage player to provide us extra depth to swim in as we try to figure it out.

>>83839497
>>83839419
i thought the idea was that hope implies belief in anything, along with positive emotions like joy and confidence, whereas rage implied belief in only one thing, which could be disbelief for all other things, as well as negative emotions like fear and anger

>>83839497
yeah - all the aspect pairings i believe make a complete whole of a thing, and rage and hope together provide the spectrum of belief and personal willpower/agency.

>>83839544
i mean maybe, but the general idea stands.

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>>83839259
I've been trying to do that, but been running into issues; namely, that since I only have one material to work with (Can't swap plastics on-the-go), it all melts together and picking parts out of the joints is a big issue. I've got a few more things I want to try; they won't look as close to the original as this, but they'll probably work a lot better. Pic related is what I currently have: The first link turned out okay, the second had some issues with melting and turned out uneven, the third still has the support material (I have to cut that all off by hand), and the fourth is just a melted-together blob. If it's not an issue, I could make them all same-size - that would simplify it for me and in my opinion not affect the design too badly.

>>83839290
Alright, I'll see how it turns out then. Thanks for the reference.

>>83839474
fuck off, you got my thread deleted when you posted that earlier

>>83839561
i'd probably just assemble the arms only to leave them folded upright, anyways

>>83839544
The only issue I take with that is that Gamzee doesn't really get anything done by "disbelieving" it. He invites destruction by his willpower and he wrecks shit because he believes he should as a subjuggulator.

>>83838606
Because he is a subtle mary sue?

Everyone tolerates his tsundere bullshit.

>>83839626
Dave's showing him the video challenged his belief and made him angry as heck. Sometimes, Rage is just Rage.

>>83839626
he also shrugs off a lot of potentially fatal injuries by his disbelief in dying from them

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Rate my shitty art /hst/

I think people are confusing the brad aspect with Gamzee just being the worst written character in history

You have 30 seconds to name a character who ISNT a marry sue.

>>83839716
>Karkat will never stop being associated with Dave and Jade's bullshit

>>83839677
That's actually part of it. Huh.

>>83839716
It's better than Caliborns.

>>83839716
very anime-ish. It's good

>>83839775
The vast majority of them.

>>83839716
Not shitty at all. You should've seen an anon from last thread (don't worry aforementioned anon, everybody's gotta start somewhere).

>>83839832
Name one you cunt

On forumspring AH talked about how subbjugglators "probably" used fear to control the casts by filling dreams with puppets using chucklevoodoo. I think he used the word puppets but I'm not that sure.

>>83839775
Dirk

>>83839855
John. Please go if you don't actually like Homestuck and are just here to shitpost, dude.

>>83839969
Your Moans Would Have Suggested Otherwise

>>83840008
>he's trying to delete And It Don't Stop
damn him

>>83839951
>game breaking retcon powers
>liked by literally every character
Nice try.

Hussie isn't a Waste of Space

He was always the Lord of Void

>>83839969
Shut up!!!!!!!!

>>83840059
Huss of Lips

>>83839969
Who are you?

>>83840008
He cant recognize his early work is better than homestuck and timeless, became a SJW or someone is doing this for him. Pick one (or more) of these possibilities.

>>83840038
>Implying the retcon didn't ruin everything ever forever.
>Implying John didn't actually work towards that.
>Implying Terezi or Karkat actually like John.
>Implying John's friends don't shit on him constantly.

>>83840094
DIO

>>83839929
>AR is essentially dirk
>AR becomes LE
>LE is literally caliborn's mary sure self insert
Nice try

>>83839969
8ONER

>>83840144
>AR is Dirk.
No.

This horrible meme logic is kind of entertaining though.

>>83840194
consider this:

yes, and it's more or less stated in comic that it's so

>>83840144
So what you're saying is Davesprite and Davepeta are the same thing.

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i wonder how many fucking trolls spidermom ate in her lifetime

What does it mean that Hussie got rid of his plans for an epilogue? Are we just stuck with this incomplete ending?

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>>83840200
>he cant think of one so he replies with a meme response

>there was never a scene where Caliborn sent unsolicited dick pics to every character and only then decided to become a villain because every response was negative
>John will never zap into the scene, face mere centimeters from Caliborn's cock

>>83840234
Are you fucking with me? They literally are

>>83840008
I've got an archive, Hussie can get fucked

>>83840249
He didn't get rid of his plans. He shortens newsposts sometimes when he adds new ones.

>>83840249
If I remember correctly, Hussie once mentioned that Act 7 WAS going to be the epilogue.

>>83840208
Dude, AR is Dirk like Davesprite is Dave. There are definite similarities but AR is more or less a different person.
>>83840290
Oversimplification.

>>83840240
vriska probably had to feed her at least weekly. spiders are meant to be stationary, mostly, and with someone doing all the work for her, she wouldn't have to expend much energy. but being quite large, she'd also have to eat a lot. probably about 10 or 20 trolls a week, for about 8-10 years. so probably several thousand trolls

>>83840306
That's correct.

>>83840306
That was around the time he said Act 6 would be shorter than Act 5.

>>83840319
more accurately, spiders have a low metabolism, especially ones that web instead of hunt

>>83840357
Fuck you, i fucking am a mary sue

>>83839474
This is really nice art. I'm glad this person is putting their talent to good use.

Said nobody ever.

>>83840306
>>83840353
Why couldn't that dumbshit stick to his plan?

>>83840420
cute!

>>83839474
>that jade's face
Does that count as a racist caricature?

>>83840240
What about whatever-Feferi's-lusus-was? How many lususes (lusi?) did she eat, I wonder?

Also I just realized that Eridan hunted other royal-blooded trolls since he killed aquatic lusii, what the fuck

>>83839716
That chick with the shades is hot.

>>83840208
Both the Striders splinter themselves, and experience something alike to divergent evolution. Dave lived for [unspecified period] in the doomed timeline, breaking and gaming the system with Rose to maximise his knowledge and abilities, then "died" to become a sprite and gained the capriciousness of a Skaia construct. Dirk similarly "died" (become non-living) when he was splintered off into AR, and was given enhanced knowledge via super computer processor for a brain, but stuck with the sensibilities of a 13 year old with which to operate it. They're different characters in that they have vastly different life experiences, abilities and standards as compared to the organic growing/maturing of their counterparts.

>>83840467
Glb'golyb you mean? Probably a shit ton.
Also, Vriska probably got those royal-blooded trolls, Eridan specifically was after the lusii. That was part of their arrangement.

>>83840250
>Says the mememaster.

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>>83840008
This honestly terifies me because I had a college friend who used to do pretty good digital art but over the years she involved on minorities rights, her style degraded, now only draws bland stuf and deleted her old blog. Im having a dejavu.

>>83839716
That Jade is cute!

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>>83840527
>he still hasnt answered the question

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Land of Storms and Ichor

Gotta plug those rifts before everything gets poisoned!

>>83840510
>>83840316
except AR is just considered to be one of dirk's many splinters that he has to come to terms with as a valid part of his identity as part of his personal quest or some shit - squarewave and sawtooth are among them, as are brain ghost dirk, and i believe Bro is counted among them.

>>83840319
>>83840373
>>83840240
so around 8000 trolls or so

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I made this last night and I don't know why

What if Hussie didn't add the trolls?

>>83840583
you're good at this, damn

>>83840596
what a shitty mom

>>83840385
Sure you are anon, sure you are.

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>>83840604
This is the sort of thing that Büjorn would enjoy simply because other people wouldn't understand it.

Speaking of which I SEE ARCTIS. I SEE HER AND HER SLUTTY HIDDEN FEET.

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Holy shit just started Volume 10. This first track. Is this what I can expect from here on out?

>>83840574
People have answered it multiple times, you meme.

>>83840586
Because of the similarities. But they still have differences. A splinter is not a clone, it's a splinter. It's a "part" of him, not his entire self.

>>83840609
it would've been great if he just focused on the kids, and then made hivebent after to show what was happening on their end

but noooooo

>>83840643
Basically

>>83840643
I haven't listened to the album yet but I'm sure there's a Doctor remix in there somewhere.

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>>83840649
Yes but i disproved them every time, you cukkle
Yore move

>>83840643
volume 10 was the only album is liked all the song for

>>83840693
And people counter-disproved them. You didn't respond. Keep up with the meme logic though. With your hot, smug girls......

>>83840240
>>83840319
>>83840596
>coming this close
>missing the oppurtunity
it's obvious she ate at least 9001

>>83840613
You're the one who paints the picture, I just make it visible.

>>83840596
So Vriskas been feeding her fantrolls?
If so I love me some spider mom.

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>>83840685
>>83840688
Gonna need two hands for this

>>83840733
That was beautiful, man. You're great at everything you do.

>>83840688
Four of them!

i'm not SAYING that DaveJade is a BAD ship
DaveJade is a FINE ship, it has some good qualities
all I'm saying is the DaveRose is BETTER

>>83840779
This post went in much better directions than I expected.

>>83840741
>>83840643
buddy you're gonna need to lube up real good
report back soon with your favorite tracks

>>83840792
i guess you do have some good taste in there somewhere, CPA

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>>83840779
I'd say there are valid arguments for both.

>>83840779
I understand your appreciation for DaveRose
It's GOOD, but you gotta hear me out:
DaveRoxy is even BETTER

>>83840779
This guy gets it

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>>83840681
>Kids pose as a team, scratch, lose contact with the trolls and we never see them past pesterlogs, jump into the Alpha session
>Instead of Hivebent we jump backwards in time to establish the past of the Alpha session
>All eight kids actually meet up in a timely manner, pose as a team x2 combo, have interactions and development with each other, then work together to make a plan and beat the game

>no THREE YEARS
>no dreambubbles
>no vriska

We could have had everything. It was right there, within our grasp, from the very beginning on Rose's computer screen. Eight player guardian session. Kids having fun, learning and growing, working together, solving the problems. Fuck.

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>>83840643
>that picture

wtf

>>83840319
>>83840373
>>83840240
>>83840596
Vriska herself said it was "many thousands"

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>>83840714
1.) You literally cannot counter disprove something. You have to prove it with more evidence, and the evidence they gave me was memish and bad.
2.) People are already defending me for saying AR is dirk. Because he is.
3.) That second pic is a dude

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>>83840779
yeah this here

tell me a Daverosesprite wouldn't have been fucking cutting edge Freud and the happiest end

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Look at this glorious realm of magical rainbows that Anonymous made for me

>>83840814
of course there are
that's the point i was trying to make
in the set of Good Ships, both are present; but in the ordered list of ships, DaveRose is higher
that art is good

>>83840822
i will have to respectfully DISAGREE, my friend. however, i cannot miss this oppurtunity to mention, that DaveRoxy is a GREAT ship

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>>83840583
The resemblance is striking, at least to me

>>83840779
DUDE

>>83840643
Volume 10 is a sendoff for Homestuck made by people who actually cared about Homestuck

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>No Bowman
Album 10 is shit!

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>>83840835
But trolls were popular you see, therefore,

>>83840872
1) That was a joke.
2) No.
3) DAMN IT.

But, yeah, your arguments are whack, dog.

>>83840872
wait im new to the thread, i just got here
what point are you trying to make that people disagree with you about?

>>83840877
>Daverosesprite
talk about a character being filled with self love
HEYO

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>>83840822
Well it is practically canon.

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>>83840917
>talk about a character being filled with self love
>Daverosesprite being to fiercely mack on Roxy

G-GONNA CUM

>>83840892
wish we could say the same for the guy who wrote it

>>83840921
>Dave craves alien dick, a furry, and his mom and sister
What did Hussie mean by this?

>>83840921
if daveroxy is canon then i demand daverose be acknowledged as canon too
just image
rose comes to dave, says, "hey coolkid, ive never boinked a dude, lemme climb that pole" and his glasses just do a flip off his face and labd back on and he says "no problem sis"

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>>83840905
>Hussie used to tell us when our ideas were shit and would actively reject or highlight only to criticise prompts that would be counterproductive to his running of the story

where did it all go

>>83840609
It probably wouldn't have hit critical mass popularity and ended shortly after Descend.

Incidentally, that means that most of us wouldn't have read it. Undertale probably still happens.

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>>83840917
I asked everyone to name a character who isnt a mary sue. People replied and i told them those characters they named ARE mary sues, and now some memer is salty at me.

>>83840904
bowman's not on volume 10 but at least he released a couple of singles on his own bandcamp

>>83840957
Exactly, that was the joke

>>83840971
He's the ultimate in degenerate technology

I'm so proud of him

John and Dave spitroasting Nepeta and proving her how superior human cock is!

>>83840987
oh so you cast out some bait and caught a couple live ones
well done

here's my too sense: attempting to categorize any character as a mary sue in homestuck is fruitless

also stop avatarfagging as jake cosplayers you flaming homosexual

>>83840905
they're slightly out of order and it's fucking me up

>>83840987
You're the memer. Fag.

>>83840950
you know the good stuff, anon
daverosesprite spends the first few minutes of their life feeling themselves up, until they spot roxy

daverosesprite loves their mommy

I wonder what the story would be like if I reread it and skipped every page with a troll?

>>83840979
the shitty side of tumblr

>>83841073
listen if you want to read a good story, read the intermission, and then quit
maybe reread problem sleuth

remember that one jake cosplayer

the cosplay elitist

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>>83841064
>Daveroseroxysprite^2
>It just screams and cries in a state of continual ecstasy and incomparable joy

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>>83841093
this one?

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>>83840907
1.) No it wasnt.
2.) Yes
3.) Does it matter?
>>83841036
Im not avatar fagging, all my reaction images just happen to be jake
>>83841054
Yore the fag. Memer.

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>>83841064
Daverosesprite would also make everyone, including Dave and Rose, devastatingly uncomfortable with their overwhelming androgynous gay aura and self-peace making them come across as super confident and flirty

>>83841093
god that copypasta of him still circulates

>>83841103
"wow guys i'm so glad we've discovered an infinite powersource to power can town with!"
*jumpcut to a generator hooked up somehow to be powered by daveroseroxysprite^2 constantly masturbating*

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>>83840835
>no THREE YEARS
But a-anon...

>>83841115
1) It was a bad one but whatever.
2) No.
3) Yeah.......

Also, you keep posting Jake no wonder why you have shit tastes.

>>83841093
im sorry, you must not know who i am. im joey. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon. i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly. this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is somthing i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

>>83841140
GOOD

>>83841115
these are not reaction images
they are pictures of jake english or jake english cosplayers

this is bait and we should all just stop responding

>>83841140
>including Dave and Rose
including? i think you mean especially

that is, until, the threesome

>Jane's entire development was becoming a walking medkit

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all you had to do was listen

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>we could have had Daverosesprite bringing the gay singularity down for real
>everyone doing their best to just cheer on Doomed Dave and Doomed Rose happy at last
>while doing their best to not want to touch themselves

>instead we got a fucking birdcat

>>83841220
dont remind me, i'm FURIOUS about it

she didn't even hug her dad, what fucking fairness is there in the world

>>83841223
what could we have fucking done about it shithead?
killed him?
and what, never have an ending?

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>>83841248
I mean it would have been better than what we got tbqh famalam

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>>83840588
ah cool, keep on keeping on man.

also maybe breaking up the url might help it from being deleted so it can be searched so easy. ether that or post it in on /aco/.

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>>83841158
Jake is cool tho, hes the arguably the best alpha kid
>>83841183
They are reaction images though. They're images, and they make you react. By making you call them out as not being reaction images

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>>83841244
>she didn't even hug her dad
aaaaaaAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU HUSSIE

i dont even LIKE jane (that much, comparatively) but for fuck's sake it just doesn't make any sense!
his writing in non fucking sensical and it tears me apart because of all the wasted potential

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I honestly wonder what I'd look like if Hussie got older cartoonists to draw him some Homestuck.

I want some Tony Millionaire up in there.

y'all come up with some dumb ideas
daverosesprite would have been almost as awful as davepeta
it would have been used for the exact same handwavey bullshit

>>83841279
>They're images, and they make you react. By making you call them out as not being reaction images
....you shitstain

>>83841279
Go jerk off to your yaoi bait, buddo.

>>83841287
It was so fucking awkward

Hussie has a weird goddamn grasp of how emotions and relations work

>>83841297
homestuck bruce timm?

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Guys I think i'm sold on Nightfall.

>>83841306
we don't care about that

we just care that daverosesprite would have just been Freud's nightmare of constant masturbatory incest

>>83841328
>Bruce Timm Rose and Roxy

Oh Yes. That's the stuff.

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>>83841306
>One totally irrelevant character who meme'd her way out of the comic years ago
>Instead of the girl closest to Doomed Dave after all this time finally escaping doom with him through an unprecedented sprite ascension together

sure

>>83841351
that doesn't make any sense
doomed rose died the exact moment that grimdark rose did

>>83841315
well there's obviously that
and he's a fucking hack of a writer

goddamn i can't believe how bad that ending fucked me up
a year or two ago, if someone called hussie a hack, i would have pulled a goddamn kankri on them to defend him
finally i've seen the light

>>83841287
If it makes you feel any better (personally it makes me feel worse) he didn't even write that. He commissioned an artist, and told them "you have five panels, draw whatever character interactions you want."

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>>83841362
[S] Wake

>>83841287
>>83841315
I have a feeling he thought having John and (a version of) his dad hug would promote "big time feels".

But it doesn't because you're right, it makes no sense that Dad Crocker would recognize him as a younger version of his dad. Also his own damn daughter was right there.

>>83841403
That's fucking awful holy shit

>>83841313
Fuck you. That reply adds nothing to the conversation.
Jake english is literally the best character and if you dont agree with me provide a valid reason because people have different opinions, even if some opinions are invalid.

>>83841388
maybe that's the point

he created the world, and strung us along, then ended it so unsatisfactorily

maybe he was passing the torch to us, like "i'm not giving you a good ending. write your own damn story"

>>83841239
Honestly the best solution would have been Daverossprite^2.

Think about it.

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>>83841419
Whoops forgot the image

>>83841431
okay well that's FUCKING STUPID not that it's stopping me but still.

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>>83841419
>Joke is one of the worst character
FTFY

>>83841434
It would have been funny, cute, weird, and in line with some idea of the plot, instead of a random troll and fucking Davesprite

>>83841449
yeah i know it's stupid, but i'm just an ideas guy

i'm here because homestuck gives me ideas, and i want to share those ideas

>>83841403
please tell me this isn't true
please

on one hand, it wasn't hussie who made a tearful reunion between john and some other person's father
on the other, not only did hussie phone it the fuck in so hard that he didn't just commission the art, he commissioned the WRITING, he also APPROVED of aforementioned stupid reunion

i want to die

thanks buddy

>>83841417
Hussie basically checked out of Homestuck completely

I'm expecting his suicide any day now

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Kinda fun to find good combinations to give stuff an English motif

>>83838905
Looks good. REALLY good. you do Hussie's fake isometric-wonkiness justice.

>>83841495
what the FUCK.

(can you do Arctis?>>83840641 )

>>83841276
Man, I hope when I get back to my university in the fall that I can make "friends" with the crows enough that I can hang around them and do fun shit

>>83841489
it's true

>>83841315
It's been said many times, but Hussie is basically an autist who somehow got a following

>>83841419
buddy, if you're looking for mary sue's in homestuck let me direct you no farther than this guy over here: >>83841436

jake is such a joke he shouldve been named gary stu

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>>83841415
>John floats his ass down to the lilypad, sees Dad Crocker standing on the other side
>Forgets himself, cries out "Dad!" and starts running over
>Dad turns and reveals that he was talking to/reuniting with Jane
>"Oh... sorry, I... never mind"
>John turns to leave
>??? stern fatherly confusion ???
>"Yes, I am Dad. Do you require a Dad?"
>John tackle hugs into his open arms, nearly knocking him over
>Dad compliments him on his mangrit and fine Crocker-like features
>Jane comments how this is technically her son
>Dad says he'll fit into their family just fine

better or worse

>>83841431
I hate it because you're right and his plan is working.

This shitty comic is the strongest drive for me right now. I just have the overwhelming need to become a better writer and artist so that I can do what Hussie never could do.

Fuck maybe that's what Caliborn's arc was leading up to. Dissatisfied with the current and now final direction of the comic, we take to the world of artistry to write our own ending.

>>83841522
>tfw no crow friends to hang with

>>83841534
>dad speaking

>>83841466
Tell me your ideas oh Seer of Ideas. That I may be intrigued to become a Maid of Ideas.

>>83841530
>gary stu
>not jerry stu

>>83841534
Better, since it acknowledges that Jane is a character who exists

>>83841551
He had some onscreen dialogue on his PDA

>>83841538
I think my art is actually worse than Caliborn's

>>83841534
100x better, iff jane was hugging dad at the time

the hug is fucking critical

>>83841508
Thanks. I'm just about to start printing this one, will probably post pictures by the end of the night.

>>83841530
He's a clueless idiot who can't make up his mind about anything. When did that become adequate grounds for a Sue?

>>83841525
i'm filled with so much hate
but all i feel is numb

>>83841574
I can imagine that they just finished hugging and he's standing close by with a comforting hand on her shoulder, attentively listening to what she has to say.

>>83841558
i'm literally just saying them as i think them

just stick around, you'll get more

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>>83841572
This is the upper limit of my artistic skills

(I made it to antagonize Angel)

>>83841534
I like that they got that Trickster Jane to do the pose
well meme'd

>>83841572
no, you should've seen last threads drawfag. does anyone have the zoomed in aradia pic?

>>83841586
>awesome kickass adventurer
>all his friends have crushes on him
>he's sexy as hell
>he's sad and conflicted

>>83841534
I can see Dad recognizing John as a younger version of his father.

What should have happened is have Jane hug Dad, and then Dad turn and face John.

Dad Crocker sees this moment as him seeing his father one more time as validation that he's done well as a father.

John sees this as validation from his "father" that he's finished his path to maturity and has become an equal in the eyes of his father.

Boom. You tie in the story themes, create two really sad moments, and create a nice feeling of POTTERY to end the comic off on.

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>>83841457
Jake IS a good character though, too bad hussie didnt write him as one.
>>83841530
Jake is a mary sue, just like every other character. But hes the least suey out of them all. Literally name one page of hope in homestuck whos less of a mary sue than jake english. Also dont call him a joke

>>83841525
that's really disappointing

>>83841606
you don't understand
the hug has to happen onscreen
we need a tearful jane reunion w/ hug, and THEN john comes in and is adopted

>>83841623
>Literally name one page of hope in homestuck whos less of a mary sue than jake english.
There are no other Pages of Hope in Homestuck dickmunch

>>83841623
>Jake IS a good character though, too bad hussie didnt write him as one.
haha holy shit your denial is pathetic

but not as pathetic as me still replying to obvious bait

>>83841622
But that would require Hussie to be capable of writing worth a damn

>>83841623
yeah, his name is fruit cake

>>83841621
>awesome kickass adventurer
I thought he barely explored the area around his house out of fear?

>>83841522
feed em bread and give them shiny things. just watch out for your eyeballs because they are shiny too.

>>83841666
HE DIDNT EVEN WRITE IT

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HOW MUCH OF THIS ENDING DID HE NOT EVEN FUCKING WRITE

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>>83841623
We're not calling him "A Joke," we're referring to him by the name given to him by a esteemed waifu Vriska.

>>83841682
>vriska will never roll your dice

why live

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>>83841644
Exactly, assslop. Also stop calling jake joke, it really bothers me
>>83841664
How do you know you stupid asswad fuckmunch asswhipefuckshitmuchwadass
>>83841682
Vriska is awful. She completley ruined jake x arenea

vriska, as a Good Character, has the ability to change the names of other characters

such as joke english

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trash, this is your reward for being a good boy

as promised here is one of the other exclusives in paradox space book 2, its pretty long at 15 pages so lets go

Why does Dirk like Rainbow Dash? Is it because she projects as a confident and rad badass but is actually insecure inside, just like he is? As a brony, this is something I've never understood.

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Hey /co/, remind me what the card said again.

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>>83841618

>>83841717
this is gonna be stupid

put it in an imgur you bulgemunch

and thanks for doing this

>>83841730
it looks like someone is wearing aradia's face-skin

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>>83841723

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>>83841717

>>83841722
Because he's gay and likes horses.

>>83841723
"DAVE'S MINE. FUCKASS

>>83841723
It's backwards Daedric for "You're Welcome for Skyrim Remastered"

>>83841722
Because bronies were A Thing when he was introduced and Hussie had to show how hip he was with the youngins

>>83841722
his canon reason is "she's so spunky"

>>83841722
because he's gay and she's the rainbow one

do you honestly think hussie watched any mlp to figure out who he'd actually like?
i mean, it'd be rainbow dash for exactly the reasons you just said, but thats not why hussie did it

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you people will argue about anything

>>83841766
Fuck off Todd

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>>83841746
nah
im processing these as i go so im dumping these in real time

>>83841749

>>83841679
I give them bread, forgot about the shiny things. I hope they're not a choking hazard? Or should I stick to larger ones? At this point they're scared of me even approaching them, so I don't think them pecking my eyes out is much of a concern. Plus, I have glasses, which might discourage them or give me time to fend them off.

>>83841797
Karkat is a manlet

>>83841713
JOKE.

>>83841803
>OF COURSE HE DOES. IT'S A WASTE OF TIME WITH IRRITATINGLY COMPLICATED AND INFLEXIBLE RULES. SOLLUX IS THE PERFECT TARGET AUDIENCE

8/10

>>83841803
...that's stupid, put them on imgur

>that fucking nep

so cute

>>83841713
Actually I'm pretty sure Aranea ruined Jake x Aranea. Dirk definitely didn't help either. Or )(IC, or Jane, or a lot of things really.

That has got to be the worst ship when you think about it. Jake's played up as a lot more things than he actually is, and Aranea is supposed to be one of "The quiet ones" and she just uses him in GAME OVER. That's a ship never meant to sail if I ever saw one.

>>83841776
Right. I get that. But that sure sounds like some bullshit that Dirk is telling the reader because he doesn't want to say "IWTCIRD" outright. I mean, Dirk seems to hate himself for how bad he is at socializing, and yet RD is the same way herself, but even worse, and honestly just sort of an asshole if you ask me. It seems unlikely that her spunk makes up for all her faults in his mind.

Maybe he just thinks she is the most arousing pony.

>>83841797
I like these, actually.
except aradia needs to be the same height as karkat

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Hm. Better with individuals than groups.

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>>83841803

>>83841749
>grub legs

>>83841836
Anon are you unironically discussing small horses outside of their board

>>83841836
>IWTCIRD
he doesnt though, like, why would he? stop projecting your horse lust, dude

>>83841845
i love the liberal use of ™

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>>83841717
thank you
here is my reward to /hst/, some poorly drawn pictures of the actual best boy

>>83836217
I honestly did like it because it sounded uncannily like something Caliborn wrote

>>83841845
™

>>83841797
Vriska should be shortest. Because spiders.

Also John taller than Dave.

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>>83841845
>trying to kill best clown
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN. THIS IS HERESY

>>83841876
thank you for your tribute to our Lord

>>83841887
sollux looks like a fucking RABBIT

also, i've seen more than enough hentai to know where this is going.

>>83841876
that's incredible

>>83841868
>he doesnt though, like, why would he?
When he talks about sexuality he says how he wouldn't classify himself as gay. I interpreted this to mean that he is staight for horses because it's something I've heard from other bronies.

>>83841865
Only in relation to Dirk.

>>83841887
>these fuckibg faces
AAAHHH THIS ART IS SHIT

>>83841717
god damn it i wanted the jake one

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>>83841832
I know, but if vriska didnt exist, areneanae wouldnt either, therefor preventing the ruining of jakenea.
Plus i know from personal experience that the ship would work out fine as long as one doesnt kill the other's dog if either of them had dogs

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i...

>>83841865
If you mean because of rule 15, only pony images and threads are banned. Discussion of ponies is not banned. Off-topic discussion is banned, but on-topic discussion about ponies is not banned on any board. This is a common misconception.

>>83841876
i love this caliborn
what a cute little dude

>>83841911
>that he is staight for horses
that's stupid
you're stupid for believing it
fuck off

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>>83841935
>dave's fucking face

>>83841935
gelasticat sure is

something

>>83841887
>tfw you know what's next.

also, how do you kill best clown?

>>83841935
LMAO

>>83841941
What do you interpret his meaning then? That he's strictly homosexual in all regards and yet can't bear to think that his sexuality is linguistically quantifiable? That sounds way too dumb and hipster for something Dirk would do.

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>>83841963
forgo pic

>>83841935
It 8urts

>>83841935
oh my god
this is
beyond words

>>83841963
answer: you do not