/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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BEST GEM

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>>83593214
swiggidy Swanned we're soon to get banned
maybe then I can finally sleep

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>Peridot and Lapis wont be seen again until the Season Finale
>YFW

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favorite song cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtVJeRoU-Y

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>>83593244
M A D
A
D

>>83593244
I want them to develop Amethyst and Garnet.

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>83592414
>gem size directly correlates to gem strength

don't know how true that is, considering jasper (who has the smallest gem we've seen thus far) has the most brute strength out of anyone. unless she gets poofed and it turns out a huge amount of her gem was just hidden in her head.

not to mention peridot mentioned that amethyst was "able to do everything a normal quartz can do". it can be assumed that despite being a runt, amethyst still has all/most of the strength of a normal quartz soldier. also explain why sugilite is so much taller than sardonyx even though amethyst contributes less height than pearl.

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KILL YOURSELF ALREADY PEARL!

NOBODY LIKES YOU!

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REMINDER: DONT MAKE A NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 10.

IDIOTS.

>>83593315
Does Jasper physically have the smallest gem, or proportionately?

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This is the best blue gem

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>>83593302
I love you oh so much.

>>83593345
physically i guess, their sizes aren't consistent

>>83593372
>pearl must have seen steven having a boner in his sleep

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>>83593365
I love you too

>>83593372
they just pretend they didn't saw anything

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>>83592576
>>83592671
is it still vore when you have the smaller character taking bites out of the larger one?
chewing off mouth fulls of flesh until their tiny tummy bulges with their lovers meat. day after day they eat. despite their efforts they've just managed to remove a volume of skin roughly equivalent to their size. there's so much flesh left, but they're not going to stop until all that they see is inside themselves

to get to the tastier meat they'll have to crawl into the wound they've made. don't forget that the meal is healing all this time. soon enough the entrance has closed. the eater is trapped in darkness and has at last become one with their meal

like i asked, is this still vore?

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>>83593257
damn, thats legit, and funny enough you posted it
thanks anon

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>>83593372
They will help him, of course

Damn, mods are really cracking down on this thread, tread carefully anons

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>>83593257
https://perel.bandcamp.com/track/roses-roomba-steven-universe

Rose's Roomba

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>>83593427
my pleasure
keep it cool anon

>>83593411

not only is it vore, it's even worse: guro-vore

my advice is that you kill yourself before anyone IRL discovers you shit taste

I really wish future vision could be used for one really well-executed and tragic psych-out like hussie did with Vriska's death

>>83593443
or let's go back to /trash/, we don't need this place

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Anyone got some comfy late night instrumentals?

why was >>83593372 deleted? was it pROn or just the faggot mods doing it for free?

What gem would be the most likely to fatally hurl frogs at a brick wall for fun?

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We're back, baby!

>>83593536
New thread was made in page 8 instead of ten, you dumb newfag.

>>83593551
>two weeks until Summer of Steven
Sauce

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To the town of Beach City rode a cluster one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have a head to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the cluster there among them had four irons on his hip
Four irons on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an mutant loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the four irons on his hip
Four irons on his hip

>>83593552
Amy. Not because she's mean or anything, but she just seems the most likely to find something dumb like that fun.

>>83593552
Peridot. to test the structural integrity of both the wall and the frogs

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>>83593519
not sure if im doing it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617AatEi-WI

>>83593343
Maybe it was just because I called the mod "Hot Pocket-kun".

>>83593519
hope you like hip-hop beat, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd0iSTgLbj0

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>Pearl will never be your mom
>You will never snuggle against her and her comfy sweater on a cold night
>You will never fall asleep against her

>>83593536
It was an anon asking how the gems would react to walking in on Steven masturbating, no lewd pictures included

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>>83593501
isn't by its very nature all vore = guro?

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>>83593551
>LLNK post deleted

>>83593600
Where's the barn in this pic?

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>>83593551
>Deleted

Geeze, it's not even that bad mods, give the guy a break. Weren't even any nips or proper buns.

>>83593636
the barns pretty far, thats why they drive there all the time

>>83593589
>Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have a head to say
Fuck, now I've got Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner stuck in my head

>>83593596
>Amy
I didn't say human, I said gem. Can't you read?

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>my newspost was deleted
But why? Why not all those other times?

>>83593570

i was linking to a post made on this thread, nice attempt at fitting you tryhard redditor

>>83593621
A lot of it tends to be non lethal because they either take them out or just cause its magic yo

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>>83593664
Because you became a meme.

Now you share the fate of mom gem, blue gem, lion around, etc.

Earl needed a handlebar mustache. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>83593664
You posted a naked woman's back anon, this traumatises the janitors.

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>>83590648
Even when you put it that way, it still doesn't feel correct for me to take so much of your time. Would it really not be an inconvenience for you? I do have to admit, I simply adore your writing when it comes to your recaps.

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>>83593519
instramental with mild synth very comfy
https://perel.bandcamp.com/album/porch-music
https://perel.bandcamp.com/album/cardboard-hills
http://perel.bandcamp.com/album/inbetweens

heavier electronica but still good
https://midwestcollective.bandcamp.com/album/odyssey
https://summerheart.bandcamp.com/album/about-a-feeling-lp

Super chill late night. Sounds like Adult swim bumper music.
https://sleepyeyes.bandcamp.com/album/circadia

Lofi Indie super comfy but has vocals(dont know if you want that)
https://stonesthrow.bandcamp.com/album/timeline

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>>83593707
you should probably get an excerpt of their actual writing before you "hire" them.

Give a test example of something you'd want in the game

>>83593664
It's all going to end for all of us soon, anon. It all comes tumbling down. until new eps
Speaking of, anyone else get an EVA vibe from Alexandrite?

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Reminder that Rose Quartz is a clod who does obscene things with lower life forms!

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>lapis news post deleted

don't push your luck mods

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>>83593699
Maybe I can repost it if I post a less lewd pic.

>>83593707
Trust me, I have so much free time in my hands after going half blind thanks to an infection in my blood that I seriously have more than I can do with. I'd be more than happy to help. It'd give me something to do, that's for sure.

>>83593621

i had the misfortune of stumbling on a couple vore pics on paheal, shit inside seemed pretty alive

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It's 1 a.m. where I live on, so I'm checkin' in, /sug/.

Any stories you wanna share with us?

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>>83593664
seriously, wtf?

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Dicksquad

>>83593803
Shit, it's just about 1am where I live too, 12:50 exactly.

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>>83593797
Sounds like you need some new blood...

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>>83593671
how is what i said any different then? in fact, it's more realistic because that's how angler fish mate. sexual parasitism, look it up

that might help explain why the diamonds are so much larger than all the other gems

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>>83593803
It was my birthday yesterday and not only did i and everyone i know forget but i dont even know how old i am

>>83593411
As disgusting as that is, which is a lot, I like the idea of Blue Pearl being the instigator in signs of affection...or straight up lewdness.

Like, Blue Diamond is just sitting there, probably giving some speech to her followers, and just out of sight there's BP nibblin' on the back of her neck, maybe even humping against it. Now Blue Diamond could stop her, but then everyone would see and appearances are too important, so she lets her Pearl keep grinding against her, soft moans just audible enough for her to hear them. And then, just when the speech is nearly over, Blue Pearl just orgasms all over Blue Diamonds neck, her juices washing down to her back and sliding down her ass crack.

Ya' know, something to think about.

>>83593845
THATS IT FISHER, MISSION OVER

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>>83593803
A friend texted me because we hadn't talked in a while and they were wondering how I was doing which is a nice feeling, people don't usually do that with me.

After I recommended it to her she finally watched a few episodes of SU, Garnet is her favorite.

We're meeting for coffee on saturday

>>83593664

Not on bad plan but I left the wiki because saltiness took on the local staff and now THIS?! What is it? Do we need to create a fucking web site to have decent threads?

L-lion around?

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>>83593845
I have no idea what youre talking about. All i know is that guro often involves the death of one party and vorefags dont like death in their porn too often

>>83593846
Damn anon im sorry.

Happy birthday m8

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>>83593885
you go anon

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"Steven Universe teaches us that even if we come to understand someone, we can still hate them."

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>>83593664
>>83593685

How strange. I am Lady of the Sea anon and my post is still there.

>>83593846

It's an irrelevant concept for gems anyway, anon.

Happy Birthday though.

>>83593919
But the video said that about Amethyst.
Which is objectively correct.

>>83593803

I fucking hate all of you so much.
I like the show but all this bollocksing around talking about dumb waifu shit, making these goddamn stupid OC pairings. You're no better than fucking Tumblr in this aspect.

Goddamnit I only come here for funny picture of Peridot, and even those are all garbage shipping nowadays.

>>83593214
Anybody have any more SU+madoka art?

>>83593885

Good!

if, by any means, she ends up on these threads I don't know, marry her

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Pick your favourite gem

Got one? Good!

That gem gets their very own SPINOFF CARTOON

How fucked/excited are you?

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>>83593891
Load Inn Our
Road Oil Nun
Nu Door Nail
Iran Loud On

>>83593846
I saw you're 26. There ya go.

>>83593962
>Garnet
So basically more of that one episode where Steven made it up?
Kinda okay I guess.

>>83593963
...Alright I"ll bite, how'd you do that with the image.

>>83593860
Blue pearl could just slide inside her vagina and act as a remote vibrator.
Licking her clitoris and moving inside her as diamond makes her speech.

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>Yellow Diamond will never conquer the Earth
>She will never decide to keep you as a war trophy
>She will never eventually form kind of a owner-cat relationship with her
>You will never get revenge for your people by one day curling up in her lap and stay there all day, preventing her from standing up

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>>83593951

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>>83593962

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>>83593914
>>83593932
Thanks but if the happy image wasnt clear im really not offput by it.

>pearlfag
>depressed

What do you take me for? How can i be depressed when I have the best waifu in the show

>>83593965
The sad part is i think youre close but i still look like i did when i was 16. When do i start looking like an adult?

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>>83593962
Pretty fucking pumped!

>>83593981
Holy shit, she could do reverse-birth on a daily basis and it wouldn't even be weird.

That's awesome.

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>>83593962
>Jasper
Please. PLEASE!
please come back ;_;

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>>83593962
Holy shit its just bojack horseman

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>>83593950

What do you mean? There's always material from the meme gem

I'll post a Lapis in this answer, though, because you can't have everything on life. *shrugs*

>>83594003
>everytime Opal is formed, she forgets her mission, and goes off on a wild adventure

>>83593991
I have the opposite problem anon.
I was 17 and people regularly mistook me for an adult man.
I was waiting for the train to take me to high school one day, and someone walked up to me and saw my school ring. He then said "Oh my Nephew goes there, are you a teacher?"
Then in the same week the waiter at a restaurant thought I was the same age as my Mom, and that we were on a date.

It didn't feel good.

>>83593962
ruby squad spinoff would be awesome

>>83594010
Diamonds could have strings of pearls and use them as anal beads.

>>83593962

>Lapis Lazuli

Why do I have the feeling that would be like Daria?

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>>83593885
that's great

>>83594034
If I don't grow a beard I keep getting mistaken for a high school kid. I'm 25 for fucks sake.

>>83594049
This is amazing, it's like a whole new world of debauchery has opened up. The Diamonds aren't evil, they just need to get laid!

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Nice to see the /sug/ bar still open and active this late.

Anyway, since /sug/ seems to have good taste in music, anyone can indentify this music genre for me or tell me about similar songs? Just this song, don't care much for Tom's work besides this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZjnkbLhBQs

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>>83594060
I swear me genetics are defunct. Only one side of my face grows enough hair to connect my mustache to my beard.

>>83594034
>mom looks young enough to date a young 20 something year old

Your mom may be a milf.

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>>83594037
fund it. their wacky hijinks while trying to complete serious, led by their new and exasperated leader, jasper, will become my new favorite show.

Even without Jasper, I would love to see more ruby squad.

Would really like to see Jasper, though.

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You'll never see any rich kids attend a Black Friday sale because they're too busy doing blow in their sports cars. They're not doing anything worthwhile. Not to mention there's nothing of worth in Walmart getting trampled over.

So do yourself a favor and come back the next day. Avoid an untimely death.

Welcome to late night /sug/, where anons gather together to talk about rock wives like Vietnam and Korean war vets exchange insults over a friendly haircut. It's all in good fun. I'm your host, Fartjokes Robert.

Let's get into it.

>Our Top Story! The battle rages on as the denizens of /sug/ argue for hours back and forth about the competence of human war plans and gempire capability and what it would take to rek a gem. Guns, missiles, ships, space travel, and the potential lethality of all that is war encompassed. All because one anon presented a scenario in which anon was drafted into a gem war and asked what they would bring with them. It just goes to show that of all things, war is eternal. Because war - war never changes.
>This heated diatribe devolves into talking about faster than light travel, and the origins of Gems themselves. What a nice wrap up to that shitstorm, you fucking nerds.
>A vorefag reveals his power level as he describes Blue Diamonds potential for having more teeth than the Osmond Family. I can understand oral play, but good god you're talking about getting eaten for a brief orgasm followed by DEATH. Disgusting degeneracy.
>Chief Correspondent Jim makes a daring comeback after the Geode crash lands on Earth. Who was to last head correspondent? I can't even fucking remember.

By the way!


That's all for now. Stay faithful, and stay tuned.

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>>83594024
I'm an Opalfag and I approve of this post.

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>>83593962
>Steven
I fucked up, didn't I?

>tfw I watched both seasons for the first time over three days and ruined the pacing of the series
Help
Someone recommend a cartoon to fill the void

>>83594078
Just imagine diamonds having harem full of various gems and each gem is assigned for fulfilling different pleasure.

Damn im on fire tonight.

Since forever, people assumed that Jasper was the one who forced Lapis to go back to earth and interrogated her in the cell..
>turns out Jasper did NEITHER of these things
>it was PERIDOT who was responsible
>yet nobody attacked Peridot over this
>instead Lapis got some flack for being mean to cute lil' Peri

Imagine if Jasper really was the confirmed perpetrator. Double standards abound. Though there was never any evidence Jasper did these things in the first place.

Now, Lapis' rape dungeon of revenge is even less justified. JUSTICE FOR JASPER!

>>83594143
Wander over Yonder, Samurai Jack, Batman: Brave and the Bold

>>83594016
But I like Bojack.

>>83594143

Gravity Falls or Regular Show.

>>83594128
Partrician taste, friendo. Also, I'd watch Steven Universe if it was just humans and no Gems whatsoever. Not even joking.

I don't care if it triggers you lot, I'd purchase 20 DVDs of that shit.

>>83594128
It's a spinoff where he just seduces everyone on accident with boyish charm

>>83593950

Just go to the steven universe gallery on that know you meme page. There you have all the funny pictures you an ask for and you no longer have to come here.

And everyone's happy.

>>83594113
Doing Lord's work anon.
Keep it up.

>>83594113
>By the way!

Whoops! I'm not sure how that hiccup happened.

I was gonna say its >>83593991 this guys birthday! If you'd like, go ahead and sing him a happy (belated) birthday song.

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>>83593300
Their development is already done and we have other gems to worry about. Two more seasons of pearls, peridot and lazuli. I didn't sign up for this shit

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>>83594113

>>83594152
A lot of people agree with you already, dude. A lot of people disagree, but yours is hardly a new cry for justice. I've been on the JIDF since The Return.

>>83594210
>Garnet
>Development

Pick one

>>83594186

gay space rocks are the actual things that makes the cartoon not a total drama desu. It's like they are just to be sexualized.

>>83594097
make it dragon Ball with them looking for jasper everywhere but earth. would be fun af

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Holy fuck I hate the summer
>Too hot to sleep under the covers, but at the same time can't sleep comfortably if I'm not under them
>Leave the window closed and the room's an oven, open it and you have to listen to a fucking army of bird tweeting all night
>Sunrises at like 4-5am, how the fuck is anyone supposed to sleep with that much fucking light?
My only joy is that summer here rarely last for more than three months and after that it's an immediate transition to winter

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>>83594174
Well yeah, pearl spinoff would obviously be a good show like bojack horseman but you cant tell me pearls spinoff would be anything but that.

>>83594207
>my waifu forgot too

Like pottery.

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>>83594082
Pearl looks good with clothes on

>>83593300
I would argue that Amethyst has had near the most, if not THE most, character development in the show barring steven. Pearl puts up a good fight though.

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>>83594246
Considering youre probably a euro what the fuck do you even consider "hot" 21C?

>>83593962

Spin-off?
No thanks.

I love cartoon that killed me inside slowly
when my lovely gem painful with love and hated steven at the same time.

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You didn't even tell us it was your birthday. How were we supposed to know?
I'll make it up to you

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>>83594225
Yeah nah. Give me half an hour of Greg car wash shenanigans and I'll show you a guy who ain't a threat to planet earth.

>>83594284
+30C is pretty hot if you're used to -30C 8 months out of the year

>>83594284

Maybe he's an Alaskafag. In which case 15°C is sun-tier for him.

>>83594152
As more and more pieces trickle out of what really happened then, it'll be in Jasper's favor like this I think. A poignant point about first impressions, something Steven himself will learn more about in order for Jasperdemption to take place

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>>83593991
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING!

>>83594263

In this depiction, though, she looks like she's had three husbands, been abused by all of them (verbally, physically and/or sexually). Depression, a lost look meaning her life lost any sort of direction.

She does look good with clothes on though.

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>>83594287
um. what?

>>83594287
Do you like, have, brain damage?

>>83594321

or just a high-class hooker

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>>83594287
Speak english dammit.

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>>83594287
You uh
You might wanna take a nap friendo.

>>83593257
Got a source on that art?

>>83594309
im ok at 35C, above that i turn on a fan or something

>>83594362
Teach me your secrets mister heatman

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>>83594287

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>>83594097
Did anyone ever end up fulfilling that draw request? The one for Jasper as Captain Olimar and the Ruby Squad as pikmin.

>>83593589
Fuck now it's stuck in my head again

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>>83594287
Great. I found the next post that's going to get spammed once a thread until the end of fucking time.

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>>83594246
>It's freezing here
>Watching SU while under two fluffy blankets
>Just bought milk and a couple boxes of cereal

I'm ready for the "summer".

>>83594224
I was being sarcastic. Garnet's development as a gem has been left out in the cold. Right now her character is just FUSION! which fucking sucks.

>>83594309
30C is a pretty good temperature. Its like the suns hugging you. Ive even worn light jackets in that weather for style

>>83594362
Your poor computer

>>83594403

Sounds like a good ol' comfy "summer".

>>83593589
I GOT GEMS

THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

>>83594403
Define "freezing"

>>83594383
Yes go to drawendo's tumblr

>>83594405
Is that you, peanut.

>>83594383
Check Drawendo's tumblr

>>83594432
>jingle, jangle!

>>83594415

>30C is a pretty good temperature

Not if it's your average temperature.

>>83594405

>just fusion

she's stoic and sugoi (for steven)

>>83594248
>>83594301
>Three times now I've fucked up in this one thread

At this rate I'm gonna kms.

>>83594437
Who's peanut?

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>>83594383
yeah

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CONCLUSIVE PROOF that Steven is ambidextrous.

>>83594433
Cold enough that it's still cold with the heater on max power.

>>83594456
neat

>>83594456
Conclusive proof that the boarders don't pay attention to that shit

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>>83594447
I live in florida motherfucker. Thats lower than my average temperature

>>83594453
Poor Nuby.

>>83593914
And then Sam shot him.

>>83594475
You poor soul, I don't understand how a human can live like that.

>>83594470
Maybe when Steven is writing, but Steven playing guitar left-handed is definitely something the boarders would pay attention to.

Yotsuba crossover when

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>>83594482

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>>83594436
>>83594438
Yeah, don't post it or anything. Fuckers.

In any case, nicely done, Drawendo.

>>83594475

Colombian

Fite me, hijo de puta!

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You clods don't talk about Amethyst all that much. You guys like Amy, right? What do you think her hair smells like? I'm asking for a friend.

>>83594405
Nah man. Compare how much she speaks and how much emotions she shows(also her atitude towards Steven) during first season and now.

>>83594452
Just a friend with similar views as you
I swear to god if you're fucking with me, I'm still never playing KHX or Toontown with you.

>>83594375
been living in a semi desertic zone for almost 10 years without air conditioner. you get used after a while

>>83594509
>You guys like Amy, right?
No, no one actually likes Amy.

>>83594456
>He floats
>Now he's ambidextrous

He's getting too OP

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>>83594475

>>83594456
Why do i see loss in every 4 panelled comic.

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>the year 2037
>back home from work
>time to unwind on the Internet 2:VR
>get on /co/ and see /sug/ thread
>thread full of the actual target age demographic during release

What will it be like /sug/?

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>>83594523
Fuck you.

>>83594501
pic for you

>>83594533
What next, juggling, if he turns out to be an expect juggler I am quitting this show for good.

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>>83594509
Her hair smells like pizza. Hope we an Amedot fusion. Also excited for her being focused on later this season, it should be quite great. Secretly hoping she will rebel from the CGs.

steven 2 stronk pls nerf

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>>83594405
>What is subtlety?

>>83594509
I like her, but she's not my favorite gem.

I think her hair smells like motor oil.

>>83594548
>thread full of 30-somethings
Not very different from today

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>>83594475
>>83594534
You nigs got AC or something right?
As an Albertan I cannot understand how that heat doesn't kill you.

>>83594548

spam everywhere and thread achieves FTL speed

>>83594561
>That fusion.
I can dig...I mean I won't because I don't have a shovel on me right now, but I can dig.

>>83594564
Nah, he has decent support but shit offensive capability. It's balanced.

How can you withstand such inhumane heat?

>>83594509
I like her. Almost positive she smells like rotting garbage. She eats literal garbage and lives in literal garbage and doesn't clean it off. She would only smell clean after a swim or after being poofed and reformed.

>>83594509

Like gasoline, in a good way.

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>>83594509
I like Amethyst. But her episodes/moments of character focus make me want to die.

Why is the comic relief one also the depressing one?

>>83594509
I still prefer amedot to lapidot

her hair probably smells like blueberry slushee imo

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>>83594484
Havent you ever heard of the infamous florida man? Were not human any longer. Extended contact with south americans, old people and tourists have twisted our biology.

Personally i find 20C to be pretty freaking chilly.

Sometimes it hits 4C in the winter and with like two jackets im vibrating from the cold.

>>83594506
I mean were both basically on the equator i dont see a reason to fight. Too fucking hot out.

>>83594451
If you keep saying things like "kms" ill do it for you. Dont tell me you say "smol" too.

>>83594581
Anon, just because its hot doesnt mean we're third world.

Though admittedly the AC for my room is actually broken. But i do have a ceiling fan to keep the temperature down and my computer from exploding

It's a trope at this point.

>>83594618
Hiding your pain with humour is a very common defense mechanism, why do you think we always joke around so much?

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>>83594509
If you've noticed, only Americans really shitpost about Amethyst.
Isn't that FUNNY?

>>83594475
Oh hey, same here.
Florida, also known as the land of overpriced fruit and old people. Tell me I'm wrong.

>>83594484
You just stop asking these questions after 10+ years.

These threads get a tad surreal after midnight.

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>>83594321
>husband
>someone that can sexually abuse you

pick one

>>83594638
It's a chronic kind of apathy.

>>83594581
You're damn right I have A/C. The real winner is sunshine management. Stay in the god damned shade and wear a brimmed hat and sunglasses.

Or, if you have the choice, go out at night when it's only warm.

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>>83594653
Where you at, fampai? Clermont reporting it. A lonely stetch of civilization surrounded by swamp.

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>>83594509
For a ""friend"", rightttt gotcha gotcha

>>83594578
30-something months maybe.
so yeah, not very different

>>83594636
>Sometimes it hits 4C in the winter and with like two jackets im vibrating from the cold.
Well, I guess if I can't imagine living in +40 weather I can take comfort in knowing you'd probably die in -30C weather, which is still jeans and sweater-tier up here.

So anyone else want to collect the actual gems from the show at a gem convention?

I'd definitely want a polished peridot if I could find one.

>>83593519

Santana's Caravansarai is mostly instrumental and I find it pretty comfy. I dunno if that's the kinda comfy you're into though.

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Best gem is here now. And here's Armstrong too right next to Amethyst.

>>83594734
I have the homeworld gems + amethyst.

LET'S RECITE THE THEME SONG AGAIN FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME
ARE YOU READY? HERE WE GO

WE

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>>83594755
WILL ROCK YOU

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>>83594707
Its how it goes. I actually didnt see ice until i was 14.

>>83594749
>Jacinth
You fucked up.

>>83594767
AND STEVEN

WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY!

>>83594622
A part of why I still prefer amedot myself is that I don't like the idea of the two most popular characters becoming a canon couple.

Ruby and Sapphire's popularity is 90% thanks to their gayness, and really it's not Lapis who needs a popularity boost. I want the fat, short one with self-esteem issues to win for once. Amethyst is probably the most unpopular CG

STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT

JUST

FOR

(YOU)

Holy shit we did it!

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>>83594798
SHE

>>83594767
YOU'VE REALLY MADE THE GRADE

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>>83594786
What's wrong with Jacinth? He tries really hard and I love him for it.

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>>83594796
>I want the fat, short one with self-esteem issues to win for once.

I wonder why, anon

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AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T

Damn right she is. Besides, Amedot is much more likely to be canon than Lapidot imo

>>83594755
>>83594767
>>83594783
>>83594792
>>83594794
>>83594798
>>83594801
This is how /sug/ acomplishes anything.

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I dont actually like the theme song

>>83594822
I'm not short nor fat and my self esteem is fine, nice try

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>>83594509
>what does Amy's _________ smell/taste like

the answer is always purple drank

>>83594814
Okay, I'll admit that image is cute.

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>>83594684
Holiday.

Also known as Car Dealership, USA.
Seriously there's like ten dealerships south and north on US 19.

>>83594734
I was given a bag of gems last month. It had a garnet, jade, peridot, onyx, and an Amethsyt. I'm already half way there, motherfucker.

>TFW was just warned for posting off-topic
Alright then. I suppose I'll be on my best behavior.

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>>83594785
That's pretty fucking surreal anon
Then again I suppose you've never had to shovel the drive walk while it was still snowing and I envy that.

>>83594827
WE'LL ALWAYS CUM ON GAYS

>>83594863
COME ON LAPIS
TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE

>>83593797
Wish you well, with the news thing and the writing thing and the blood thing are you going to be OK?

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>>83594859
But youve never mowed the lawn at 40C

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>>83593519
http://youtu.be/YdGmrpeeC-U

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reminder that nekron around did nothing wrong deserves vore AND IS FINALLY GETTING IT
except fucking the recorder, your not perfect

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>>83594448
She was before but now she has to mention fusion in everything like it's fucking CrossFit.

>>83594511
Don't get me wrong I definitely like her being more expressive. The problem I have with this whole situation is that the show tells us Ruby and Sapphire created something new as garnet but yet she doesn't have episodes addressing her issues or feelings like the other gems. It just seems to me that the show didn't have a long term plan for her and had always intended to use her as a placeholder for R&S.
>>83594517
I'm honestly not your friend.Sorry
That sounded so mean saying it out loud

>>83594846
What SU song DO you like?

>>83594852
>that image

Bah, Steven would be Federation to the core.

>>83594113
I LOVE YOU !!!

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>>83594899
>>83594785
>>83594707
>>83594636
>using celsius
god i hate foreigners

>>83594910
>"We get it, you fuse"
some drawfag draw Garnet doing the vape nation pose.

Walnuts

Peanuts

Amethyst smells

Pearl, Garnet, Jasper and Peridot shells

AW YEAH

B-but... Celsius is better!

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>>83594913
Not a lot of them.

Peace & love on earth and drive a van into your

>>83594931
Did you miss all the posts talking about florida?

Its euro time anon, They grow more powerful in these twilight hours. We must obey their rules.

>>83594931
>2016
>not using Celsius
seriously, is retarded

>>83594899
But you've never driven on a road where the snow literally reached up to your bumper in a city that is absolutely notorious for having some of the worst drivers in the province.

It's fun to share these experiences.

IF SHE FUCKS YA
ITS GUNNA HURT

>>83594967
>Not a lot of them.
You might be watching the wrong show, anon.

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>>83594931

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>>83594899
>Had to trim the lawn using hedge clippers because the lawn mower literally blew up because my idiot brother from another mother grounded it and made it impossible to shut off unless you clip the motor dead risking your fingers

>>83594890
My eyes will never be the same again, but I'd rather be light sensitive than not see a fucking thing. Thanks for the concern, though.

>>83594953
Seconding this. Maybe with garnet shouting "I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT."

>>83594984
Isn't it funny how Imperial measurements were standard until we moved to america and England became the hipsters by changing it to metric disassociate from us?

If Lapis could see out of Pearl's head/gem, then she would known what leaves are, and wouldn't have said "I barely saw any of the earth"

Lapis learned what flirting is back on Homeworld. They made a point in the show to have HER point out that Ruby and Sapphire were flirting, even though Pearl, Amethyst and Steven were right there next to her in the shot.

>>83595027
i am very certain the colonies were not important enough to be a factor in metricization

>>83595027
no. metric is simpler, more precise and more reliable

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>>83594973
Dont even begin to talk to me about bad drivers. Florida is 40% tourists 50% old people can you even imagine?
Youre having fun talking about the weather

>>83594982
Im just not a big music person. I only actively listen to instrumental and the only music with vocals that i listen to are considered shitty so your taste is secure.

>>83594997
Just buy a new mower, godamn. Thats absurdity.

>>83595027
To be fair Imperial is a pretty nice system, I mean sure officially only a handful of countries use it but in common, everyday shit a lot more people tend to use imperial.

Fahrenheit on the other hand is just strange.

>>83594984
fahrenheit makes so much more sense and is actually good for measuring normal shit.

>>83595042
Have you seen the inside of Pearls gem? The comics showed it to be like a personal wall of p.o. boxes.
The comics are also type 2 canon. Until its disproven in the show, lapis was totally inside one of those tiny cubbies for however long.

>>83595084
I really need to read the comics. They any good?

>>83595071
it doesn't. 0 is freeze 100 is boil, you can't get simpler than that

>>83595084
I mostly wanted to emphasize the flirting bit

>>83595069
Edmonton is 70% Asians and 30% hicks, it's literally impossible to turn on the radio without the first thing you hear being "there's a collision Eastbound on the highway, avoid that whole area."

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Right about now, Homeworld gems court is in full effect
Yellow Diamond presiding
In the case of Homeworld vs. The Crustal Gems
Prosecuting attorneys are Jasper, Peridot And Lapis-motherfucking-Lazuli

Order, order, order
Lapis, take the motherfucking stand
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
And nothing but the truth so help your blue ass?

"You're goddamn right!"

Well won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

I DON'T WANT YOUR GARBAGE!

>>83594915
>Steven loves Gundam
>Watches Ideon
>"It looks like I'm too tough to cry anything but manly tears."
>"Just yesterday you were crying over the ending to Ideon again."
>"The pain never lessens Pearl."

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>>83595123
Dont forget, florida is as far south as you can get in the US. We've more than plenty of hicks/piners

Im willing to call a tie but no way in hell does anywhere BUT hell have worse drivers than florida.

>>83594284
dudw , here in italy you get 37 to 45°

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>>83595175
I dunno man, I've seen Russian dashcam footage, it seems like 90% of the time they might as well just scream "WITNESS ME!"

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>>83595106
Sure. They're pretty good.
They range from decent to good, but can be hit or miss, since the art style makes it look pretty messy and hard to tell what's going on sometimes. Each of the first 8 comics also have like, a back up story or two.

Like for example, Amethyst bringing a vial kd fire salt to Beach City's hot dog eating contest.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10428666
Oldfriends will remember this
:3

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>>83595220
Who wins in a fight, madmax russian or florida man?

Additional bonus round, florida man just took some bath salts and the russian just lost a game of dota

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>>83595220

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>>83594931
celsius is the one and only

>>83595258
Whoever wins, we lose. Are there any gems specific to Florida and Russia?

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This is an undoctored photograph of lord sucrose. Please meme her.

>>83595264
Nuh-uh, 'cuz things sounder bigger in Farenheit.

Farenheight
Farinheight
Farhenheight
Fahrenheit.

There we go.

>>83595258
>Russian just lost a game of dota
Everything dies

>>83595258
Bath Salts Florida Man.

Near impervious to damage
I mean he got shot several times and ate that guys face off.

>>83595258
Florida man, russia starts to lose his powers after a few bottles, florida man becomes the absolute madman

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>>83595287
She looks like she got her head smooshed on the sides.

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>>83595284
Fun fact. The moon stone is the state gem of florida despite not being found in florida due to the 1969 apollo mission

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>>83595289
>at 32 degrees water freezes
>32 degrees
>32
what the actual fuck

>>83595287
Rocking the Connie glasses.

>>83595042
why hasn't pearl tired to make things up to lapis yet? you would think that accidently holding someone prisoner for thousands of years would be up there with tricking someone into fusion

>>83595322
Dammit, stop being cute.
Im starting to waifu you too

>>83595322
So it would be a Single Gem Moonstone fused with a Single Gem Alexanderite...oh dear.

>>83594931
This.
This place is an american christian image board about american cartoons. Foreigners need to be expunged.

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>>83595344
because pearl is a meanie

You can't argue with that logic.

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>>83595313
>>83595287
AW-AWWW!

>>83595344
I am very unsatisfied how they abruptly left lapis and peri at the barn. This is even besides the possibility of them not appearing in the townie bomb

Make me.

>>83594509
I thought lavender, probably because of color. That being said I feel like you'd intake dust from her hair for some reason.

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>>83595287
cute. CUTE.

>>83595357
>single gem fag continually tries to push his fanfic
No one cares. You aren't even remotely trying anymore.

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>>83595363
get your hipsters measurements out of the solar sistem

>>83595371
For the last time that episode was aired out of order. There still could be one or two episodes between those hit the diamond and Steven floats.

>>83595071
how is "0 is fuckin cold and 40 is fuckin hot" not good for measuring?