/sug/ - Steven Universe General

hey

>>83587541
hi

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nth for cats

>>83587541
Hello

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First for Opal

>>83587541

HE SAID HEY!

>That song on episode 49
>Garnet is the fusion of pure love

I don't understand how she isn't the best best girl.

>>83587548
good AU but how did steven even happen

I never want Jasper to be redeemed and I hope she is killed in battle against the CG.

>>83587509
Yeah I'm gonna need a link to this

>>83587541
oh shit

>>83587562
She's best fusion for sure.

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>>83587548
>Rose
>floof incarnate

Would be unable to get up off the chair if sat in lap.

Continue Roseposting.

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>>83587552
second for this goddamn heat

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Repost. What purpose did Rose have for her pink cloud room that grants desires?

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>tfw someone screencaps your shitposting and reddit finds it funny enough to put on the front page

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>>83587580
You monster!

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>>83587523
We're back, baby!

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Hold up, what if the big twist isn't that Rose is Pink Diamond, but Rose murdered Pink Diamond and the Diamond Authority began erasing all traces of PD from existence so gems forgot about her (we have always been at war with Eastasia), or convinced the gems that PD was a traitor and they themselves killed her, in order to maintain their image as perfect godlike beings that could never be killed.

what music are you listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tptx8boeGhE

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>>83587580

>>83587580

But Ruby dies in the fight too.

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>>83587440

It let her see all of her followers that she couldn't save from the corruption bomb or who died in the war. It seems like they've been lightly hinting at Rose feeling guilty about what happened. In fact I think that she might have had Steven partially as a way to atone for what she did.

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

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When will we see more of the Geode? What does it do?

>>83587582
seconding

>>83587609
to do an orgy with 30 Gregs of course.

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post jojogems

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Is there still no Steven edit of this yet?

do you think if we explain to matt that we need news on new episodes by thursday so we can stay out of the /trash/, that he'd take pity on us?

>>83587609
Having orgies with a bunch of Gregs.

>>83587668
it geodes

and sets the plot in motion

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>>83587605
Funny story, H.P. Lovecraft once sat in the same chair for 8 hours straight because his cat was sitting in his lap

>>83587609

For a person who desires things to be a way they never will be, a fantasy room is a nice way to kill the pain from the world's weight.

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>>83587666
I love you. Check the Tumblr chat, I left you with something I've worked on.

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>>83587684

>>83587697
He gets paid too much to pander to people like that

>>83587714
I know enough about CN to know that isn't true.

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How long can Steven keep a hold of his innocence?

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>>83587541

>>83587733
Your double dubs just blew me the fuck out

>>83587639
That's one of the most common theories regarding Rose and PD

>>83587639
Slightly related question:

Given that the pink diamond has been erased from the Homeworld emblem, and white's still there, do you guys think the CG retrieved White Diamond from the temple?

>>83587686
gay

>>83587736

Until he slays his first Gem in combat, and can't take it back.

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>>83587644
god damn you are lucky i had the impulse to start playing that video, did not see that coming

>>83587744
I want to die now, congratulations.

>>83587700
No man was more doomed.

>>83587813
But he already killed his first gem

>>83587761

Peridotisnotreadyforbondagenight.gif

>>83587644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMhuUz85Jg

>>83587686
Fuck it gimme a few minutes in MS paint

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>>83587736
He can hold on to it until the next beach episode. It won't survive that.

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Dust is fucking difficult.
I'm also in love.

Welcome to Late /sug/, where a good portion of burgers (except me) go to bed so they can get up in the morning for another hard day of working for a fair, but somewhat flawed system of gain. The rest of us diligently shitpost in their wake and make way for the /euro/ hours and instead shitpost with our bong brethren. It's basically the same thing.
I'm your host, Lapis "Disregard evervbody even, except for Steven" Lazuli.

Let's do it to it.

>Our Top Story! RACE WAR SOON. One anon asks the brazen question of what /sug/s denizens ethnicity are. A majority is found to be vanilla, some with a bit of strawberry, some vodka, one of them is mustard and fudge, and one is Trump. What a colorful range of flavors.
>General consensus seems to be Connie a shit in the streets. This news outlet always believed she was shit. This simply confirms it.
>Peridot finds out what a game is thanks to Steven, and take sher first foray into the digital entertainment world. God help us.
>Local writefag Rivet disguised as an anon will not stop shilling their fanfic that apparently has untold amounts of illegal smut. One can only wonder if Chris Hanson met him yet.
>Pearlfags argue whether or not Pearl would kill herself for various reasons. If she didn't kill herself when the love of her life eloped with a human on a whim after thousands of years of dedicated loyalty, the odds are she won't now.

That's all for now, faithful listeners. Stay tuned.

>>83587803
>do you guys think the CG retrieved White Diamond from the temple?

I don't understand this question

>>83587835

He's never shattered anybody though

>>83587799
It is? Damn, figures I'd be that damn slow to the party.

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>>83587389
i think we're talking about two or three different things here
is Jasper an antagonist? yes. is she the bad guy from our, human/earth gems, point of view? yes again.
is she evil? i'll have to say no. they haven't show her going around abusing home world loyalest or breaking into a kindergarten at night and wrecking up the place. those are evil acts.

she's just a blood knight is all

>>83587644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hk30QjOHaY&list=PLFLhkxPl3teHwPDBfyN8213-4owjmj4C9&index=1
perfect /sug/ theme song

>>83587851
>General consensus seems to be Connie a shit in the streets. This news outlet always believed she was shit. This simply confirms it.
What the fuck? Connie a best.

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Reminder that Steven has unlimited fusion potential and will bring EVERYONE together for the final battle.

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Gonna go make me some strawberry shortcake.

In the meantime, any edit requests tonight?

>>83587861
It's a dead mother joke, m8.

>>83587851
You're great, LLNK.

>>83587854
Some think the Pyramid Gem in Serious Steven was White Diamond.

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>>83587882
Fur on the tits

>>83587854
Clarification: Do you think that the gem the Crystal Gems found in the episode "Serious Steven" was White Diamond?

>>83587851
I wanna cuck you

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how would the gems fare against these guys?
would they even stand a chance?

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>>83587905
>What the fuck? Connie a best.
nah nah nigga

>>83587882
What the fuck is evil to you, then? Doing needlessly prejudicial things, but only to your side? Unnecessary atrocious against an enemy are always okay? That's not a manageable ethical system. People shouldn't be held to different standards because they were born in different places.

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ALL EMBRACE ME

IT'S MY TIME TO RULE AT LAST

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>>83587552
If Opal tucked her hair, do you think she could fly like a helicopter?

>>83587949
Not so long as they are aided by the champion of champions, the Dayman.

>>83587949
Those are clearly Yellow Diamond's most terrifying soldiers.

>>83587960

Gotta look at it in terms of Fire Emblems.

Priyanka's the Level 1 Paladin you get in Chapter 1 that you never use.

Connie's like a level 1 memedon that shows up in chapter 10 that becomes one of the best units in the game leveled up.

>>83587933
Speaking of fur, have we ever seen Steven's nude back after Cat Fingers?

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>>83587960
JUICE
INDIAN
THIGHS

>>83587975
What would happen if you were sitting in helicopter mode Amethyst's cockpit and she turned back to normal? Would that be like being vored?

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>>83587644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA358YVquP8

>Sardonyx cover version when

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>>83587941
oh word

nah I dunno, they could go either way with it

it could just be some kind of gem power source

or something more sinister

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>>83587971
All glory to the meme gem!

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>>83588016

Priyanka a best, put that loli in the nest.

>>83587943
But why?

>>83587960
>>83588016
>people actually think Priyanka is attractive

She looks like an old lady, you granny fuckers.

>>83587941
I don't think so, if that were the case the gems would have reacted when they saw it. It's a possibility, however.

>>83588033
Is it just me or are the two amethysts totally going to fug

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>TSA stops you
>tells you to open your suitcase
>you unzip it
>see this
what do

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>>83588063

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>>83588064
>that awful art

c'mon, son

>>83588077
It's probably because of her VA.

>>83588098
Do you really need an answer to that question

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>>83588098
it is not just you, anon

it is never just you

>>83587949
pearl and sweet dee will be best friends

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>>83587882
>no dick

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Steven! To save the Earth you need to rape Yellow Diamond!

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>>83587933
>find the newfaggot underage who doesn't jerk off to furry girls whose tits are covered in fur
>not cumming in her neck mane

>>83588068
Seeing Jasper fall down that crack gave me a cucking fetish

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I wish I had more bad gem art

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>it's a drive homage episode

how would they do it ?

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>>83588109
Can we /sug/?

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This with Jasper?

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>>83588150
You mean, like... fuse with her?

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>>83588158
>canon colorization

>>83588077
Stressed out milf's are, indeed, a thing some people with sexual fetishes might be attracted to.

>>83587644
Haven't been able to get it out of my head for the past few days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ

>>83588082
>>83588033
At first I was convinced that it was White Diamond, but if so then it's likely her color wouldn't be included in the Homeworld emblems on Peridot's space ship.

At least that's what I'm assuming the triforce is.

>>83588158
>She doesn't have LUSCIOUS, DICK SUCKING LIPS.
she's the whitest out of all of them.

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This is the happy lappy

Good dreams and dank memes will come to you, but only if you reply "stay happy, lappy"

>>83588158

>Pearl
>Person of color
So what we're saying is, People of Color are ideal servants?

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Oh look out everyone, it's Peridot. We got a real badass on our hands here.

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>>83587882
why dose she have a Bugle on her finger

>>83588211

die in a fire lapis

>>83588158
Gross

>>83588158
stop looking for things to get mad at

>>83587949
I'm actually tempted to draw them as gems.
It's Always Sunny in Beach City.

>>83588215
Pearl is far from an ideal servant

>>83588107
Take her back home with me and do lewd things.

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>>83588211
stay happy, lappy ;_;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
>Steven's Penis

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>>83587949
Trash man would solo Purple Puma and her Jungle crew, no contest.

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>>83588226
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN'T DO THEIR RESEARCH

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>>83588178
flashback ep to the 80s with kofi, vidalia, greg, mayor dewey, etc running amok

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>>83588208
Yes.

>>83587744
Why would Peridot know what those things taste like?

>>83588158
>People are either white or colored
racist

>>83588178
>Greg is in debt after having to pay off taxes for his carwash
>The gems all take odd jobs
>Pearl becomes an efficient (yet careful) personal driver for hire.
>Shapeshifts his clothes except it has a star on the front
>Looking around for keys
>picks up a hammer and looks at it briefly before throwing it away, say it, "Silly me, those aren't keys."

>>83588242
if you do i will love you forever, amethyst has to be frank though, do what you will with the rest

people who draw lapis, pearl, and peridot with big asses and titties are deluding themselves.

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>>83588141
fuck off

>>83588290
You can tell if they are colored by going to the dipping factory. That's where they take white people and color them

>>83588225
A habit she developed while being Malachite

Snackrifices

>>83588291
Steven's actually been losing weight over the course of the series

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>>83588158
>A Gem's skin color is the same as their Gem
>Pearl's gem is white
>For this to make sense all other Pearls would have to be nigger albinos as well
>Albinism isn't that common
Can we call them out by saying they're implying negros should be servants? That would be fun

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Gonna just keep this going

Post Lapis :3
Show us your love for her

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>>83587548

>>83588306
But Steven is canonically Danny DeVito

>>83588107
grab and run

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>>83588256
I wonder why is she so obsessed about it.

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>>83588290
>people aren't either masterrace or shitskin
>mfw

>>83588327
found the fag that doesn't like girlcock

>>83588301
>>83588273
Strangely enough I'm hype for townie backstories.

>That time when Greg had to fistfight Barb to escape the underground fight ring of Harold Smiley.

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>>83587851
Oh wait, that was you asking about?

>tfw you help your waifu without realizing it

>>83588198
>>83587924
forgot to quote.

>>83588355
She's okay I guess

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>>83588171

>>83588291
Your primary problem is that you're a shitposting faggot and you are devoid of shame about it.

Since when the fuck did 4chan of all places start supporting censorship?

>>83587644
https://youtu.be/GE-xLHUfmSw

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fresh OC

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>>83588372
Gifs with smiling gems are a treasure

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>>83588137
hey pal i think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

>>83588291
If a show has a fat protagonist is it obligated to constantly poke fun at the character's weight?

>>83588392
>Since when the fuck did 4chan of all places start supporting censorship?
SJWs became too annoying so we started pretending to be arch-conservatives to be edgy and cool.

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>>83588171

>Pearl reaches to save her
>Lets her fall
Man it's like Pearl never wants to be even close to forming Rainbow Quartz ever again.

>>83588360
No, Steven is Charlie. Definitely. On a related note, Peridot is Rickety Cricket.

>>83588077

and?

You do know GILFs are a thing, right

>>83588360
oh fuck you're right
nevermind then the anon can do what he wants

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>it's a steven meets tyler durden episode

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>>83588440

>>83588287
meme magic

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>>83588355
Bob is better.

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Would the show be better if it was animated this way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqfe7wgy_z0

>>83588287
Amethyst introduced her to food and waste in a deleted log date scene.

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>>83588360
>Danny DeVito
You mean Jon Lovitz?

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>>83588211
Stay happy, Lappy.

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>>83588434
This desu

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>>83588454
>My god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

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>>83588430
>some group became annoying
>the response was to become just as, if not more annoying
Yeah, that makes sense. Bunch of goddamned retards the lot of you.

>>83588422
FUCK YOU.

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>>83587840
>>83587686
Here faggot

>>83588140
Birds of a feather flock together.

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>>83588455
The semblence is uncanny.

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>>83588355

>>83588273
>Dewey is a preppy rich kid who buys cocaine for the first time with his trust fund
>Kofi is an 80s hip hop rapper (naive african emmigrant is acceptable too)

make it happen sucrose

>>83588430
Arch-conservatives can't be edgy because of power structures. The ironic can not be edgy in the eyes of the cool. Checkmate you dirty Drumpf supporting racist.

>>83588496
That kamen rider edit is shit

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The People of Earth have been Called to Arms by the Crystal Gems to aid them in a Defensive War against the Diamond Authority for the Invasion of Earth!

Do you heed the call? What do you take with you?

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>>83588291

>>83588357
>Stefurn

lewd

>>83588542
>Do you heed the call?
No, because it will probably involve forming a giant megafusion with Steven and I took a vow of celibacy.

I also took a vow of nonviolence, but since Steven's involved I'm assuming nobody's going to be seriously injured.

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>>83588542
i bring the holiest weapon of all, my Massive Dong!

>>83588426

>family guy

oh god please no

>>83588160
Your bait is weak furfag. Please yiff elsewhere.

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>>83588492

>>83588430
>pretending

>>83588530
Kofi's totally an immigrant. He and Nana both have strong foreign accents but his kids have Americanized accents.

>>83588542
yes. a tuning fork, wire, a battery and a big magnet

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>>83588542

I'LL BRING MY TWO WAIFUS (if corset can use them as weapons so can i)

>>83588496
>not "there is Steven"
One job.

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>>83588576

I could be writing right now but I'm not. Just turning the setting I was obsessing over into a story is ruining it in my eyes.

I was never meant to be a writer

>>83588430
>pretending

you vastly underestimate how stupid and vile the average 4channer is

>>83588466
>BD
>Bald
>covered with eyeballs

eugh

>>83588552
the're crying because they're being murdered with a microwave

>>83588620
>not "there is Steven Universe created by Rebecca Sugar"
You're one job to talk.

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>>83588539
Of course it is I forgot to change it to Steven

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>>83588627
HE'S NOT FOR SEXUAL
STAY AWAY FROM MY SON

>>83588628
>louis

>>83588627
The hell is with you and rape? What are you, a Pewdiepie fan?

>>83587686
id definitely get on this if i knew how to draw
also if i had a tablet

>>83588627
my shameless OC would give him a big hug

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>>83588628

>>83588627
No.

>>83588614
Kneesocks is best girl.

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>>83588574
Moot would be a fine option, with his flamboyant homosexuality and odd proportions he could go undercover and infiltrate the Diamond Authority.

>>83588542

No because those things always end up with a bunch of humans with sticks charging at Homeworld warships and getting reduced to fertilizer while the crystal gem officers fusion-fuck on their fancy HQ's

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>>83588627
We already had what was known as "The Day of Guilt".

>>83588542
yes. I'd ask greg to introduce me in the art of the murdercock

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>>83588542
STORM THE HOMEWORLD! DEUS VULT, HAIL THE NEW KING!

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>>83588653
Way better. You get points for participation.

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>>83588542
>heed call
>get vaporized by gem air/orbital support
>get crushed by gem war fusions
>turn to banditry to avoid starvation after gems destroy human infrastructure
>get my internal organs liquified by a Jasper on the way to her objective
>get arm ripped off and beaten to death with it
>get head shoved into chest cavity
>take the brunt of a directed energy weapon, killing me instantly
>hide in a foxhole until the Crystal Gems somehow win the war using friendship
>go back home to find it in ruins and most of the people I grew up with dead, including my wife
Such is life fighting ayys.

>>83588707
>Moot goes undercover
>Gets mistaken as an oddly-designed Pearl

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>>83588174
You want bad art of gems?

>>83588756
That Madoka looks so cute it should be illegal.

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>>83588739

me too, pearl

me too

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>>83588485

>>83588792
>an entire jasper squad takes turns with this odd pearl

>>83588466
I'm tripping balls.

>>83588472
I know that, but for what reason would Peridot consume those specific things?

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Behold
A slice of pie

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>>83588485
>Zach Callison was obviously far more comfortable as "older" Steven.
>"HUMANS?" "HUMANS." They say as Steven harbors further doubts about his existence
>Gem moms de-fucking-bunked
>THATS OKAY STEVEN, YOU DONT HAVE TO GROW UP.
>Peridot absent ALL DAY.
>Connie shows further signs of being a brainless servant as none of the gems bar Amethsyt try to help

What a SHIT episode.

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>>83588825
In certain ways it is ;^).

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what are you listening to /sug/?
i get some red rescue team vibes about halfway through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vi5Pt51Af4

>>83587668
I have a theory that the Geode is some kind of container or generator for the pocket universe that enables warp pad transportation. The inside of the warp looks similar and is also associated with lightning and churning clouds.

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>>83588339
>Steven's actually been losing weight over the course of the series
This. His final form is gonna be bara as fuck.

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>>83588739

>>83588910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4

>>83588868
She like Amethyst and when in Rome.

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>>83588861
I'm adding this to the list of things which should not get me hard and/or remind me of how I have ruined my life on this website.

>>83588924
If his mom is anything to go by he's going to be "The Mountain" tier

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>>83588873
My favorite pie

>>83588033
this picture is angering me, which steven is pilot steven

>>83588780

Better to die with valor than to live in cowardice.

>>83588967
Pretty sure top stev is piolet stev

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>>83588957
Yiss.

>>83588910
The sound of dogs barking and cars driving in he distance.

>>83588973
Is what the media says during draft season.

>>83588967
The bottom one idiot
He has a darker hue to his skin and clothes

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>>83588542
>Greg is drafted
>All other soldiers who attempt regular combat are killed without mercy
>Greg and his platoon are holed up in a ruined house of a small town with gem deathsquads roaming about
>Only him and 6 other guys, two of them weeping uncontrollably and one completely paralyzed
>A squad of quartzes starts approaching
>Everyone is silently panicking
>Greg gets a glint in his eye
>He gets up and walks out towards them
>He pulls down his pants
>The quartzes are in awe
>He begins fucking all of them in a massive harem orgy
>His comrades who are still in their right minds join in

>Greg becomes a decorated war general for pioneering battle through seduction and forging an alliance with an alien species through fucking

CAN'T ROCK THE MURDERCOCK

How did Greg and Rose's first time banging go?

>>83588588
gems aren't robots, magnets won't do shit

>>83588466
Seeing this now makes me wonder if Robot Chicken will ever do a SU sketch.

>>83588780

>All those ways to die

I love how everyone forgets that Amethyst cracked her gem just by FALLING on it. Sure, it was a big height and she fell gem first on a rock, but that proves that gems aren't immortal gods some of you autists think they are.

If you need to kill something, use a bullet. Preferably a 9mm or .357 would work. If that doesn't work, use a 50. Cal.

If that doesn't fucking work, use missles and grenade launchers. If Pearl herself was killed by a freak accident, to a sword, i'm pretty sure bullets work on gems regardless.

This isn't fucking hard to understand, fuck. You sound like mega-cucks not taking pride in the human race and how far we come, "oh, we're defenseless, we'll get killleeedd" fuck off jesus

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Peedle is best gem

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>>83588769

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>>83587971
best diamond

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>>83588879
I fail to see how any of those things are bad

>>83589004
What? Obviously bottom is pilot Steven.

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>>83588571
>>83588712
>>83588780
>>83589018 (draft dodgers are the worst)

Cowardice is never rewarded.

Would you really leave Earth in the hands of 5 gems, a half gem child and 2 humans? Contribute to the Arsenal of Humanity, and fight for your home!

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>>83588910
balls deep in noir

https://youtu.be/DLSkrcc18QY

>>83589026
Weird, they probably had a full lecture on how vaginas work and several failed experiments.

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I decided on changing the sprite for Lapis, as I wasn't to happy with the older one. I'm thinking of updating everyone else as well.

>>83589030
but you know what i want the magnet for?

>>83589022
>Greg "won the war by making cocks sore" Universe

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>>83587644
pretty good taste in mash ups familam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbVhQHvrUw

>>83588542

AK47, FMJ Clips, Desert Eagle with 50. Cal bullets, and a good ol' Bayonet Knife.

>>83589090
Courage is just idiocy that works, or is backed by charisma.

>>83589101
I feel like Rose had sex with humans before, although that depends on how closely one could read Greg's question to her in their flashback.
>"Have you ever loved other humans before?"

Quick post the best Cosplay you've seen

>>83589113
well not for robots you dingus

>>83588542
i would absolutely enlist and then i would meet my gem-fu

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>>83589090
I'll be a medic or work in the backlines

Discretion is the better part of valor

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>>83589033
We did the math when the episode fist came out, and the force exerted on Amethyst's gem was near the same as a 20mm bullet, which is much, much larger than a .50 caliber bullet. Besides, this is assuming the invading gems would be unarmored and easy to hit.

>>83589033
Shattered gems can possess objects, so they're still very dangerous.

>>83589153
FUCKING THANK YOU

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>>83588910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scm3HEhJYY

>>83589110
O shit. This is way better Mr. VN anon.

>>83589153
Don't feed him, he uses the same bullshit bait every week.

>>83589137
AKA the Burkha loadout.

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>>83589143

>>83589167
Oh wait shit

Well, they don't really use armour regardless, it's mostly just weapons they use

It'd be odd to see armor though

>>83589110
Keep up the good work.

>>83588455
I'd be making that face too if Danny DeVito was right in front of me doing his thing

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>>83589110
Keep up the good work

>>83589153
Well, considering most warrior gems we've seen are very fast and powerful, plus the fact that the gem can be a difficult target to hit, I'd imagine that wouldn't help that much.
And plus, they could just decide to glass us from orbit.

>>83588627
hmmm...

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>>83589172
Its always pleasant when you recognize a song

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wait, people pronounce /sug/ as in sugar right? has anyone ever thought it was Ess You Gee?

>>83589220
Uncanny.

>>83587851
love you, Kiosk

>>83589277

fuck that's some lewd shit

>>83589110
Anon do you even have writers for this?

>I was there, you know, at the FIRST war for this miserable hunk of dirt

What did she mean by this?

>"It's not like I was there!"

What did he mean by this?

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>>83587851
Sail on, brave soul

>>83589277
What the fuck is up with her proportions?

>>83589153
>did the math
>calculated the exact force and round sizerequired to at the very least crack a cartoon alien rock with a gun using one of them falling off a cliff in one episode as referrence
>calculating the speed and velocity at which the cartoon alien rock fell and how dense it must be

what kind of aspies am i dealing with

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>>83589143

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>>83589153
>50. caliber bullet
>still not strong enough
not even the courier can save us

>>83589295
They meant what they said

>>83589269
I think of it like sug, the Southern colloquialism.

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>>83589269
>"shoog"
>not "soog"
>not "Jumpy Castle"

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>>83589220
is that sucrose's brother?

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>>83589092
shit
cant get that deep voice that sounds like a typewriter out of my head

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>>83589269
Of course its ess you gee.

Who the fuck says Shoog?

>>83589325
its been probably more than a year and i still cant tell if thats a trap or not

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>>83589143
Best Kapowie Peri there is

>>83589323
The kind of people who would post in a general for Steven Universe.

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>>83589323
Physics majors

>>83588571
>>83588712
>>83589018
God, you all sound like a bunch of worthless cucks.

>>83589269
sue-g

>>83589291
He's written and drawn everything so far.

>>83589277
That Katara pic lives on in a new setting

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>>83589291
No.

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>>83589277
>hair
>head
>chest
>arms
>legs
this should be deleted for the proportions alone

>>83589277
as an expert on futa and girl cocks,i can say with utmost certainty and confidence that her cock is far too big, its unrealistic and unbelievable.

also, having a human cock just doesn't suit gems. horsecocks dont belong on anything that doesn't have hooves. dolphin, dog, and cat dicks all only belong on their respective races, so maybe the best thing for the gems ARE the tentacle dicks that tumblr lesbians like to use so much.

>>83589337
This.

"soog" masterrace

>>83589323
Evil against evil, anon.
Aspie autism against shitposting.

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>>83589269
>Didn't know how to pronounce /sug/

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>>83589153
>>83589323
I did the exact same math and that anon is ridiculous.

The force exerted on amethysts gem was 2.25x that of a .22 mm

His math is fucked.

>>83589269
The way I pronounce it, rhymes with "bug" or "fug".

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>>83589239
>they could just decide to glass us from orbit.
Yeah, the Gems have massive space superiority and that means they win as soon as they decide the collateral damage is worth it.

Which means that the rebellion-era Crystal Gems had a SPACE FLEET.

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>>83589394
Oh jesus.

>>83589375
i think you mean FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEERDS

>>83589145
i wouldn't use it for that you dummy. I'd use an electromagnet along with the wire, the battery and the tuning fork to mess with the gem's oscillation frequency

>>83589376
And you sound like an idiot who would get himself killed for shit no one cares about. Let me know what good honor does for you when you're dead.

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Why is Cartoon Network in denial about this episode

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>bethesda creates a SU game

what happens ?

>>83589153

How is that even possible? You would have to know how much Amethyst weighs and that has never been stated.

>>83589394
Lol I got bored thinking about old series

>>83588910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R4xeO2Ykd0

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>>83589172
Excellent taste