Phasing Out Edition
Previous thread: >>83337963
>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Polls are back! I hope you had a lovely weekend /sug/!
First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358780
>>83342106
that thing has a big anus
Here we go.
Best ship
>>83342106
>putting the goatse meme in a children show
Jesus Christ what were they thinking
>>83342129
for you
Do gems have strong legs?
Anybody have a link to an archive of the talkback thread for rose's scabbard?
>>83342134
what comes after k-i-s-s-i-n-g
>>83342148
I see.
Armstrongfags please leave.
>>83342168
Fusing.
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
>>83342177
Curry.
>>83342177
Fast
>>83342177
Good morning.
Pringles - Sour Cream & Onion flavored.
>>83342134
its not a ship
just two best friends casually fucking
a lot
>>83342220
its been so long
god bless
>>83342257
Steven prefersGarnetanyway
>>83342177
chicken strips, mozzarella sticks, waffle fries, donuts, and mellow yellow
How it will be:
Townie bomb.
Steven solves whatever problem Pizza family have.
Goes next morning to the Fish Stew Pizza for a snack.
"Oh, Steven, we've got a customer who's looking for you!"
"What? Who?"
"There she is! In the corner!"
Steven turns to see who is it.
Jasper sits in the corner looking at him and grimly takes a bite from a slice of pizza.
Screen fades to black.
Hiatus.
>>83342293
and then steven gets a sister
>>83342293
> The gaybarn
my sides
>>83342293
Is Pearl jealous of Greg or of Jasper?
>>83342330
she's disapproving of the whole thing
>>83342293
Yesssssss~
>>83342294
>HELLO ROSE, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
>Ah fuck, oh no.
>Shit now I got a stain on my onesie.
>>83342330
Yes
>>83342308
- Steven, what you can do?
- I can summon shield and bubble, heal things. create sentient plant life and communicate with the minds of the others!
- And what can you, little girl?
- I CAN HEADBUTT THINS! I CAN ROLL! YAY! *rolls out of screen*
>>83342150
Pretty sure the old archive was lost, wasn't it?
>>83342294
>How it will be:
>Townie bomb.
>Steven solves whatever problem Pizza family have.
>Goes next morning to the Fish Stew Pizza for a snack.
>"Oh, Steven, we've got a customer who's looking for you!"
>"What? Who?"
>"There he is! In the corner!"
>Steven turns to see who is it.
>Uncle Grandpa sits in the corner looking at him and grimly takes a bite from a slice of Pizza Steve.
>"Uh, just found out my show's been cancelled. Can I live in yours?"
>Screen fades to black.
>Hiatus.
>>83342330
She's hating the fact that Greg again will be happy.
>>83342348
God damn it why are artists so good at making Jasper cute
I'm getting the effect early peridemption episodes had on me; I just want to see this big idiot learn about human life and utterly fail during it
>>83342150
>>83342396
Pretty much everything's on desustorage, but I remember going back through the old threads and not being able to find Rose's Scabbard either. Kind of odd really,that whole week seems to be missing.
>>83342409
>"Hey buddy I'm going through some stuff right now..."
>"You mind if I just crash here until I get back on my feet?"
>for years UG bums around Beach City until one day a faint "Good morning..." is heard, followed by a gunshot
is it realistic for steven to have any relationship with one of the new gems?
I hate connie and Lapis seems to like him at least?
PLEASE DON'T PUT PERIDOT AND LAPIS TOGETHER
>>83342435
>why are artists so good at making Jasper cute
Because she IS cute. She's our future big hunk of pumpking pie!
>>83342473Good riddance
>>83342475
I like periven, but I hate lapidot and lapiven.
>>83342475
You can just take the easy way out and ship Steven with Gems and Connie at the same time.
>>83342475
abandon hope
LION AROUND
>>83342475
It has to be Peridot because she's about Steven's size so it looks the least like pedophilia.
>>83342148
HOSHI!!!
>>83342475
Peridot and Amethyst is OTP
>>83342495
>I hate lapidot
It's natural, cause Amedot is the only way.
>Everyone talking about Stevedot, Ameven, Lapisteven
>Steven has acknowledged that he will probably marry Connie in the future
I know shipping is just fan wankery, but it seems pretty sealed up that They're going to be an item.
>>83342509
This late already
>>83342516
I actually hate all the Peri ships except for Periven.
It's just that Lapidot is the one I hate the most.
>>83342475
Steven has relationships with all the gems
Why do you care about who he fucks
>>83342524
>posting blue Ethan
>>83342527
I'll try to be faster next time.
Sorry.
>>83342543
You hear about video games?
>>83342524
>Steven has acknowledged that he will probably marry Connie in the future
But who will Stevonnie marry?
>>83342568
>Permanent Stevonnie
KYS
>>83342509
>>83342524
It's a shame people will almost always ship the dumb Peridot ships now.
>>83342579
What am I doing wrong anon.
Tell me.
some people still don't realize that Laperithyst is going to be end game
just stop fighting it and get on board the polyship
>>83342500
Better version.
You got sucker's luck...
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine.
Does it feel like a trial?
Did you fall for the same emptinesses again?
Vilify. Don't even try.
Vilify. Don't even try.
>>83342575
Look, we're getting at least 8 years of Stevonnie so Connie can get 2 more terms. I don't think they'd defuse if they've been together that long
>>83342524
do people take any StevenxGem ship seriously?
I certainly don't but crack can be fun sometimes simply because its completely not gonna happen
>>83342500
>>83342595
connie confirmed f tier hugger
>>83342601
What does this mean anon.
>>83342524
What about when Connie dies, eh?
Fuck connie
>>83342606
She's not even gonna get the chance to run for presidency.
>>83342527
daily reminder Zuke is a good kid and a very special snowflake
>>83342622
Fuck you Connie's wonderful
This is the blue gem.
>>83342624
>implying Steven couldn't heal her
>>83342614
Right now, it's just the Perifags trying to force Peridot related ships so SOME are taking it seriously.
>>83342664
You can't heal dead people.
>>83342658
I don't like the blue gem.
>>83342656
she's just "that brown girl"
steven needs a gem like his daddy done did
>>83342621
Trying to do good is pointless, being bad hurts you less.
Reminder that Amedots are desperate subhuman trash that are clinging to a slowly sinking ship.
Reminder that Amethyst ate a cheese
Stevidot now!
>>83342678
Like I give a fuck!
>>83342622
>when Connie dies
Well Steven's going to fuse with Connie to stop her aging so if Connie dies that means Steven is dead which means Rose will probably come back and continue to ignore Pearl
>>83342708
Here he is.
>>83342686
But it still hurts.
>>83342656
She is literally just oh wow I'm normal wow I'm brown
It doesn't even seem like she thinks of steven as more than a friend
STEVEN X LAPIS
or steven and peridot
>>83342697
>those are my limb enhancers
>>83342656
This may be my favorite Connie drawing
10/10 and I never give those.
brb, making a transparency out of thise
>>83342726
10/10
>>83342601
hey I'm the anon who posted a link to that two or three threads ago. great song right?
>>83342614
I could KINDA see how Stevedot could have been a thing if Connie didn't exist.
Obviously Steven and Connie are gonna end up together, there's not even a question there, but it's not like there isn't a bit on genuine chemistry in Stevedot
All other gem ships are pure fantasy though.Ameven is hot as fuk doe
>>83342730
To be fair, nobody has ever brought up Connie's race in the show. Only the fans and the creators have.
>>83342722
Pshh,
they ain't gonna be fused all the time. Plus Connie'll prolly just get hit by a bus
>>83342680
>>83342730
>Skilled swordsman
>Capable of going toe to toe with pearl who's been fighting for milennia
>Brilliant
>One of the few characters who sees Steven as a friend and a kid instead of his mom's reincarnation
Connie. Is. wonderful.
>>83342708
I was too lazy to save that drawing by Sketchabee where Peridot kisses Steven and he starts floating.
Can someone post it? I'm too lazy to get it.
>>83342686
Just be neutral.
It's easier and doesn't hurt.
>>83342766
REEEEEE
Just move away Connie
MOVE AWAY
>>83342782
How the hell did Connie learn so fast.
Pearl must be a great teacher.
>>83342656
Does anyone else hate how Connie's nose seems to go right up into her forehead? It looks ugly as fuck.
>>83342782
>Capable of going toe to toe with pearl
Oh man that's rich! No Pearl would destroy her if she put actual effort into fighting her.
>>83342782
No
NO
Also she sees him as a friend yeah
while steven actually likes her romantically
Steven's gotta get some of the Peri or lapis strange
>>83342783
>>83342782
so she'll get friendzoned
>>83342811
Everything about Connie is ugly as fuck
>>83342814
pearl is just like a stray animal, obedient but useless without her master
connie4lyfe
>>83342824
>and that's how steven universe died
Thank you.
What are they talking about?
>Reminder that Ronaldo puffed Lapis
>>83342811
Hate everything about her
she seems like an insert
So we all can agree that StevenxGem is patrician taste and it's much better than your average lesbian ship tumblr tier?
>>83342699
its GOUDA know and i wanna BRIE with her.
>>83342851
>>83342836
Why are you guys so mean
>>83342855
Yes thank you
>>83342863
Truth hurts
>>83342855
I'm not into lesbian shipping, but I'm sure /ss/ is more degenerate
>>83342863
Because Connie is a bad character.
>>83342855
I agree
Lesbian stuff just has no flavor
NO SPICE
I like GregxGem better than the lesbian stuff
Amethyst and Greg is some good stuff
>>83342811
>What are indian noses
>>83342622
I bet you anything that Steven's going to give up his gem and die too, like in that book they read where the bird guy became a human to be with the girl
Because it turns out the growth and change and sense of empathy that mortality facilitates is part of the beauty that Rose saw in organic life. She wanted to die to bring in new life, and Steven will want to do that too. A natural cycle for a line of gem/human hybrids that will always be the bridge between the two worlds. If Steven lived forever he'd end up as jaded as every other gem
Also fuck YOU connie is great she's brave and nice and good.
And if Steven did live forever and wanted to be with a gem in the future, he'd probably go for one of the millions of others and not one of his moms or adopted sisters. And one that's his size, because by the time he's an adult peridot and lapis will be like children to him
here is my wife i love my wife
>>83342855
Steven is a child you scum
>>83342881
/ss/ isn't degenerate though.
>>83342863
Because shit character is shit
I'd rather steven be with the millennial old space rocks than this trash
>>83342850
>Woolie is Ronaldo's Stand
>>83342855
I'm really not into lesbian/gay stuff, so StevenxGem ships (and Greg ships or other GemxHuman ships) are pretty all I got.
I don't have any GemxGem ships but I've got almost all StevenxGem ships.
>>83342823
>>83342835
didn't she blush at him like twice
What happens when steven rejects connies curry bowl cookout
>>83342897
That's Steven's wife you sick fuck.
>>83342881
/pol/ here
lesbian is more degenerate because of how real life lesbians are
however that doesn't matter
Connie is a shit character and the lesbian relationships in this show are boring
remember how spicy greg and amethyst were?
>>83342850
I wonder if she will atack him on sight
Steven and Connie are the cutest and the best and if you disagree you're objectively wrong.
>>83342925
Should I get into this shit? I haven't seen one episode and all I see about it is tumblr shit about people getting triggered over skin colors so I don't know about it.
https://youtu.be/03KUv8ZV9hI
>People ITT actually believe Steven and Connie don't love eachother
>insane pedophiles seriously think steven could end up with any of the gems
and i thought zutara was bad
So the shipping fags are derailing another thread?
>>83342972
Ignore Tumblr and maybe 4chan if you really want to watch the show.
>>83342893
the facts are this
Connie is a boring shit character
Steven is a fun interesting character
They don't actually belong together
Your fan fiction won't fix that
>>83342972
who the fuck cares about tublr
>>83342976
Oh no, I do believe they are in love.
I also believe that Connie a shit character.
>>83342972
don't watch it's a meme
>>83342175
Which gem will result of their fusion?
Brown quartz?
>>83342983
beach city has no age limit on love
Daily reminder that bigger hair is better
>>83342893
I'd be pissed if they went the,
>oh rose was never dead and greg can finally relate to his robot son all is good
I'd honestly chuck an autistic tanty. Rose died for steven, THE END
>>83342948
Then why was she flirting with Ruby in the baseball game, didn't she know she was making Ruby jealous?
Best ship
>>83342972
No
Go away, back to your capeshit
>>83343009
brown metal garbage can full of expired milk
I don't mind connie, because whenever she appears, it tends to be an opportunity for steven to learn something new about rose or gain a new power
>>83342976
I believe it.
I just don't like it.
>>83342976
Yeah she loves him in a friendly way
Connie is tryign to cuck steven
as soon as another guy comes along she'll be outta there
fuck connie
>>83342972
Pretty good, if you ignore the fanbase. The humor is hit or miss though.
>>83342814
Jasper as Enoch would be fucking priceless.
>>83343024
That wasn't flirting, and that happened a long, long time ago. They're married now.
>>83342976
And is that supposed to make Connie any less of a shitty character?
Here's a question for you guys who have been watching SU since near the beginning:
Did it surprise people that Garnet was a perma-fusion?
I've been curious about this since I watched the show like 6 months ago (only like 5 episodes ago...). To me, it was kinda obvious that Garnet was a fusion. But I only thought this on the rationale that she was bigger than the other gems. I think while watching Giant Woman I said to my friend "Oh, maybe Garnet's a fusion too, because she's a big gem!" I didn't think anything of her having two gems or her defusion silhouette being weird. Also her being super-happy about Stevonnie was a pretty obvious clue. That said, by the time I watched the finale, I had already long forgotten about it and wound up being really surprised by the 'twist' anyways.
What about 4chan and the Internet at large? I imagine /co/ saw it coming a mile away and knew Jail Break would be the episode where it's revealed.
>>83343025
I can get behind this
>>83342811
She's got that Liam Neeson look going on.
>>83342976
Steven also loves Peridot and was very explicit about that
I can feel it in my bones
At the end of this long road
When all is said and done
And everybody has paid their dues
As friends wave goodbye
And remember fondly the good years passed
At the end of this long road...Amethyst will be best gem
>>83343070
Damn right you can.
I want /pol/ to leave
>>83342849
Peridot's feelings for Amethyst and how she doesn't know how to deal with them or what they mean
>>83343065
Yeah I wasn't surprised
I thought it was just an assumed thing
>>83343093
And I want shit characters to leave
>>83342871
>>83342883
>>83342927
It's nice to see people with taste here
>>83343083
MOAR
>>83342293
I would be more worried about jasper, actually.
>>83343093
Hating Connie doesn't mean that you are /pol/
She's just a shit and boring character.
>>83343065
Oddly i asked this and a lot of people either weren't as detail hungry as we are today or not enough people noticed all the hints or watched Fusion Cusine and were surprised.
>>83342811
It's an "Aquiline" nose, they're not particularly attractive to me either. Makes people look like bird jews.
>>83343116
I don't actually have much more that's "romantic" or "shippy".
>still R.I.P
>>83343093
/pol/ is 4chan so it will never leave
but this isn't a /pol/ thing
Connie is actually just a really horrible and boring character
I skipped the Say Uncle episode because I fucking hate that retarded show. Did anyone else skip it?
>/ss/ running wild
>Hating Connie like it was breathing
Now this is the /sug/ I know and love
>>83343065
I personally was surprised, mostly thanks to Garnet's size. Up to that point every fusion was about 15-20 feet tall. Garnet appears to be pushing 7 feet with hair.
But thinking back there is a LOT of foreshadowing. Her reaction to Stevonnie especially
>>83343113
You as well
Lesbian stuff is boring if you're older than 16
plus steven rules and has great chemistry with so many ladies
why tie him to the most boring one romantically?
>>83343160
Isn't Rose 8 feet tall?
With the hair, I think Garnet is almost as tall as her.
>>83343136
There's these two porn pics. The first one is Lapis blowing Steven, the second one is Peridot blowing Steven.
http://imgur.com/a/bfIMH
>>83343136
gimme all you got
>>83343186
>>83343152
Yeah I actually don't know why anyone would like Connie unless they are self inserting
>>83342972
If you can get through the heavy-handed faggotry that is Sugar's calling card, it's a really thought-provoking show once the plot picks up.
>>83342177
Whatever the fuck I feel like eating.
I FUCKING LOVE BEES
>>83342677
How do you know? Has anyone tried?
>Pearl will never notice poor Steven having wet dreams in his sleep as he grows older and decide to help him herself
So, do you guys think we'll get something announced today regarding the next batch of new episodes?
>>83343149
I did. Fuuuck that.
>>83343047
I see her more as Dedan, with the anger and all that.
>>83343223
Yes.
>>83343149
I didn't. It was actually pretty funny in a meta-humour sort of way.
>>83342177
Coconut fried honey bananas.
>>83342509
May your genitals sprout wings and fly away.
>>83342761
Oh yeah, songs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmNYWTpYj8M
>>83343047
Would Pearl, having the most similar uniform to the batter, look like his corrupt form as well?
>>83342795
>>83343193
>oct 31 == dec 25
damn that's a good one
>>83342761
Yeah, it reminded me how much fun I had with Portal 2 again.
>>83343229
>Pearl knows best.jpg
I wish I had that crop on my phone
>Beta Kindergarten.
>Desert design.
>Located in the American Southwest.
>Upcoming episode title: The Kindergarten Kid.
>>83343193
I get it, and it still isn't funny
>>83343231
Why? Today has no significance
>>83343297
I don't get it.
>>83343065
I watched from the beginning and thought she was a fusion before it was revealed because of how she activated the temple door. I didn't notice the silhouettes in Fusion Cuisine until people on the internet pointed it out.
>>83343318
They find another gem. That's the new character Sucrose was talking about.
FUCK REBECCA
>>83342770
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinhalese_people
What could you say about her 'race' anyway?
"Fucking Sinhalese and... their temples and shit..."
>>83342795
Thou art God.
>>83342811
I like it. So fuck you.
>>83342814
Well, yes. Pearl is at least a hundred times as strong as a human.
Perhaps a thousand.
Which fusion has the best theme and why is it Sugilite?
>>83343330
It's the last day of the month, and CN's released monthly schedules on the last day of other months before.
I think we'll get more information by Saturday at the latest, but it could be at any point during this week really.
>>83342855
I just don't understand steven ships, I don't get the psychology. like I see pics of steven with gems, and I'm like heck yeah that's cute as hell, but what is going on in your brain to see it, or want to see it, as anything resembling romance? I mean, I understand having lots of feelings for their platonic relationships, because I do as well, but yeah
the fuck is "spicy" about anything involving steven? it's like the opposite of that, he's the chillest, vanilla-est, sweetest kid ever and anything involving him is pure fluff
I dunno if I can't find one part of a ship attractive, or at least on the level of attractiveness as their partner, I just can't get the appeal. steven is a chubby little goofball that's the farthest thing for sexual for me so steven/gem ships are an enigma to me
>>83343362
also best mom
>>83343369
That's a weird way to say Sardonyx theme
>>83343362
I can believe a hundred.
But I think a thousand is too much.
>>83343231
I hope so
>>83343137
next episode
If WWII never happened does this mean nuclear weapons don't exist?
>>83343395
>Not sexualising the Steven
Which duplicate gems would look good doing this?
>>83343318
I hope their weapon is a for real gun
>>83342863
They're insecure and full of self-loathing.
So as a means of survival, they project.
>>83342993
>Connie is a boring shit character
Why? Because she is a nerd, like us? We don't know shit about what she's like. We only ever see her interact with Steven.
That's why I would LIKE a townie arc so we get to see what they do when he is NOT around.
>Lars defending Steven when someone shit-talks about 'the weird fat kid'
>Connie at school where everybody is intimidated by her
>Ronaldo discovering and solving a supernatural case which has nothing to do with the Gems and nobody will ever know about except for him
>>83343362
Aren't Connie and her parents Indian-American?
>>83343443
That second panel looks awfully familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHFm94-zdYs
>>83343369
It's Malachite anon
>>83342941
They've almost kissed twice already. And her dialog in Steven's Birthday is coated in implications of her feelings for him being just as strong as his.
>>83343512
>lars defending anybody
>being intimidated by connie
nah
>>83343113
>>83343166
since when did pedos take over these threads?
>>83343512
She's boring, because she seems like a self-insert.
>>83343512
Ronaldo is the nerd character that is based off of though.
Connie is the love interest.
>>83343524
>as Jasper's falling she encounters the clover cluster
>THE DARK FUSION SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU
>>83342995
I do.
I get all my porn there these days.
>>83342972
There is literally no worse place to ask than this one. Watch a few episodes and make up your own mind. Most of us love it, some of us hate it, we all watch it regardless.
>>83343065
For me it was the two gems on the door that raised my suspicion. But I never gave it much thought.
>>83343149
Yep.
>>83343565
GF ended on a shit finale so they need to project
>>83343512
>Lars defending Steven when someone shit-talks about 'the weird fat kid'
I like Lars a lot, but I have extreme doubts that something like that would have ever happened.
I need to find that comic again where Sadie or someone says that Steven has gone missing and he just has the dumbest grin on his face.
>>83342855
This is some good taste yu have there
>>83342855
how desperate do you have to be to fap to something that you use STEVEN of ALL CHARACTERS as fap bait?
>>83343166
>Lesbian stuff is boring if you're older than 16
I haven't read anything more idiotic than that on these threads.
>>83343334
The humor lies in the fact that Halloween occurs on October 31 and Christmas occurs on December 25, thus equating "oct" in October and octal, and "dec" in December and decimal.
>>83343621
/ss/ is good.
>>83343621
>>83342697
In fact, now that Lapislazuli this with Peridot, there is a possibility that she can find the missing extensions that were thrown into the water in the area of the portal
>>83342972
The first episodes can be somewhat tiresome, for they needed to find their way of doing things. Steven is a little shit at the beginning.
Watch the first seven to twelve episodes. After that you should decide.
Also this sounds more like it is. An ep is only eleven min
>>83343395
If you can't see the spice
you'll never understand
>>83343648
This always made no sense to me. If Peridot can build a mech in five minutes, why doesn't she just make new limb enhancers?
>>83342972
It has its pros and cons, mostly pros. I'd say the worst thing about it is how rushed some episodes feel because of the 11-minute format, and sometimes the animation is iffy. But it has really good visuals, the musicals are great, backgrounds are gorgeous and the writing + characters are actually really, really good. But it takes some time for the show to pick up, I didn't really like it much until around episode 15.
>>83343700
Bad writing.
>>83343512
Yeah you like Connie because she's your self-insert
We've found you out
Go like your shit character somewhere else
THIS IS /ss/ territory now
If Steven will get any fatal injury they will just throw him in to the Rose fountian right?
>>83343700
It's not the SAAAAAAAAAAAME, and it's also a device to escalate drama between Lapis and Peri
>>83343734
Pretty much.
I think that thing could even make you grow limbs back.
>>83343637
HE IS TOO PURE FOR THAT
>>83343429
Well, consider the relative physical strength needed to kick three pounds of flying rock. Could a strong person even do that?
>>83343443
But she is just one gem. And they are millions. Wouldn't she just be drawn in?
>>83343514
Maheswaran is a Sinhalese (ie, from Sri Lanka) name. But I assume they were raised in the US.
>>83343553
>being intimidated by connie
Oh yes. High grades, doesn't talk much, physically strong and able, doesn't really have friends...
>>83343570
She is an US insert. She is the normal outsider.
>>83343585
>I like Lars a lot, but I have extreme doubts that something like that would have ever happened.
Of course. It would be a pleasant surprise. But Lars knows Steven is one of the few people who actually likes him, plus he literally pulled his ass out of the jaws of a savage gem once. he knows Steven lives a pretty wild life, but the kid's still nice to him.
Hope springs eternal.
>>83342972
if you like cartoons/anime then yes, start from the beginning
if you've literally never watched anything in your life then no one can answer you so just dip your toes in and watch the good episodes to try to get hooked. i always say 1, 2, 12, 16, 20, 25, 26 for this
>>83343760
Not for long
>>83343769
>going out of order
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
>>83343762
milion "shards" not full thinking gems
>>83343762
If we combine the strength of 80 persons I think it could be done.
Well, I have no fucking idea since I haven't done any math, but I think they could do it.
Also, being an US insert doesn't make her any less boring.
>>83343466
The success of the Manhattan Project does not imply that alternate development cycles can not occur.
>>83342972
Watch the first dozen episodes before you make any judgments. Don't skip episodes. Many of the sources will have some of the episodes out of order. Stay the hell away from /sug/ and the like, they're full of spoilers.
>>83343700
Her tech isnt advanced enough. The mechs were impressive but they were mostly mechanical, very large, and clunky for their purposes. Her limb enhances were probably capable of way more power than the mechs had in only a teensy tiny bit of space. Where is she going to get the tools to make levitating fingers or holigraphic interfaces in a barn? Youre asking her to make a smart phone from a toaster oven.
>>83343443
>that fertilization imagery
I read too much impreg porn
>>83343805
>I have no fucking idea since I haven't done any math
>>83343795
Could you mentally dominate a million lunatics all screaming at you?
>>83343805
>being an US insert doesn't make her any less boring
What do you want, then?
>>83343779
>>83342850
A part of me wishes Renaldo turned out to be honest-to-god Homeworld spy.
>>83343842
I don't want an insert.
>>83342883
Just can't stand a relationship without a floppy dick in it, huh?
Gems are pure. Except that degenerate rebel Rose. The monkey fucker. Amethyst probably gobbled a few sausages in her day too.
Wait, that's half the team.
WHELP we have pure gay Garnet and obviously smitten by giant women Pearl.
Just let the rocks be gay.
Not every ship needs a self insert for your penis.
>>83342744
right back might have been an overestimation, but I hope to finish before my dental appointment this afternoon
>>83343762
>three pounds
Considering a goddamned football weighs just one pound, not that fucking much.
>>83343842
Steven heard screams, i don't remeber Peridot hearing them.
>>83343231
Remember how week of Sardonyx was announced almost immediately after the last episode of the previous bomb aired?
If you want to get hype for possible announcements, wait for Thursday.
>>83343885
I think he meant 300 pounds.
And really, what strength would be needed to do the same thing Pearl need?
The strength of a hundred humans? five hundred?
>>83343727
fuck off pedo
Does Peridot have male genitals down there? She wears boxers...
>>83343933
>drawings = real life
Yes anon, of course.
>>83343833
Can't unsee.Don't want to unsee
>>83343933
The more serious question is, will Perry get an affinity for wearing clothes?
>>83343964
DON'T
Boo.
>>83343964
>>83343253
Exept when Jotaro does it
>>83343867
From a gem's perspective, fucking humans is probably like a really obscure, bizarre fetish that would be too weird even for Amethyst. I think Rose really is uniquely degenerate in this regard.
Alternatively, maybe the gems really are like vikings and routinely rape the males of countless species across the supercluster before draining their planets of life.
If Steven ever goes to homeworld, will there be a zoo displaying various interesting organic lifeforms the gempire has come across?
>REMINDER
>>83343779
>Posting the Zutara level art
This artist self-inserts like a mad woman.
So guys do you think a gun could defeat a gem?
I mean, if a sword and a stick can, why not a gun?
Which gem is the most likely to be pic related
>>83344029
I SAID DON'T
>>83344029
STOP IT
>>83344029
DO ;)
>>83344038
Lapis
>>83343920
I'm an engineer. I will answer your question. In simple, yet very smug terms.
It's actually a meaningless question. Via Newton's Third Law, any force she applies to the body would simply rebound on her.
Meaning that unless Pearl weighed 300 pounds herself, she would just bounce off the rock and do negligible amounts of work on it, and even if she had the ability to project enough force to make it bounce off, she'd still fly off into the sky.
Honestly how suprised would you be if you discovered most of what rose quartz did was because she was a sense freak who was obsessed with experiencing new things?
>>83344024
Fuck off with this bait discussion shit.
>>83343854
Bitch, I didn't ask what you DIDN'T want.
>>83343920
No, I meant three pounds.
And that is precisely the question.
>>83343885
OF ROCK. Not a football.
>>83343899
Well, then, if Jasper can't even communicate with the Cluster, how can she fuse with them?
>>83343970
And, later on, as the logical progression, for morphing a 'naked' form?
>>83344024
Depends on who wields it.
>>83344014
>too weird even for Amethyst
Really? She was born here.
>>83344038
Steven ofcourse
>>83344021
I don't know, it's pretty cute.
>>83344077
Take into account their 'gravity connectors' - evidently, not just feet.
>>83344081
I thought it was pretty obvious that she was an extremely sensual being.
>>83344077
Right, but what if Pearl weighed 300 pounds? Can't gems change their weight?
>>83344038
most of the gems are pretty autsy desu
>>83344089
Is talking a term of fusing?
>>83344108
I mean, look at it though.
>Peri cheats on Steven with Kevin.
>They have sex ALL the time.
>They have a cute baby.
>Connie is often angry and jealous in the background
The artist is using SU characters to live in a soap opera and she's using Peridot as a self insert.
>>83344089
I want an interesting character that isn't an insert.
And if it was three pounds I don't think you really need that much strength.
>>83342148
their legs are OK
>>83344130
Honestly, it seems kind of bizarre that gems weigh anything at all.
>>83343933
>No Ayys
Who did this filth?!
>>83344150
But for what it is, it's cute.
insertfag end yourself
>>83343369
Opal, hands down. It's like the raddest JRPG boss theme.
>>83344089
Ok, it's wield by someone that's really good at using guns.
hah! Pearl is a Flight Attendant.
>>83344077
Considering they have a passive gravity conector I'm just gonna asume they have a in-case-of-punch-change-weight or some whit like that
If they're going to do a bunch of anime references, Steven should poof some gems against the walls with his bubble, Akira style.
>>83344195have you heard about her secret rap career
>>83344089
Three fucking pounds is still three fucking pounds. It might hurt a bit if you kick it wrong but it's not a big deal. It's not like it's coming at you at sling-thrown speeds.
>>83344195
>DeeDee Magno hall has voiced a flight attendant and a movie theater vendor
What could it mean
>>83342509
thank you lion around poster may your meals be hearty.
>>83344077
I don't think she just kicked it. She kind of redirected it and kicked it.
But yeah, she probably should have been displaced by the momentum of the rock.
But MAGIC ALIEN ROCKS
>>83344130
I think so or at least when they were all on the moon Peridot mentioned as gems they automatically adjust to the gravity of a planetoid. Perhaps they could influence their weight as well
steel or feathers?
half a year later, Matt chooses to call attention to his twitter fuckup that barely anyone knew of or gave a shit about
>>83344250
You're back! What happened?
>>83344139
Communicating surely is. I mean, Pearl and Amethyst barely managed it even when they tried. You have to both want to.
>>83344152
I meant to say: Can an ordinary person kick three pounds of flying rock? Because Pearl kicked three THOUSAND pounds of flying rock.
>>83344162
That must be why they have artificial gravity generators built in.
>>83344176
>it's cute.
If you say so.
>>83344187
Then I think yes. If Amethyst can almost kill herself by falling off a cliff (Zero gravity control there, by the way) then someone with a gun can destroy their gems. Although surprise is probably a factor.
>>83344195
Cheap!
>>83344211
>Scene where Steven imagines his gem shattering and scrambles to pick up the shards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErH_5l0jPUw
>>83342177
nothing yet:(
>>83344250
either will do, just as long as you'll shove something up my asshole
>>83344250
>>83344152
Three pounds of rock going fast enough would dislocate your ankle, break your foot bones, and easily break the skin.
If it hit you on the head? Might Break your skull.
Do you even go outside?
>>83344289
How come rebecca sugar's done a voice for adventure time but not SU?
>>83344260
what does he even DO for this show again?
>>83344176
Cute
peridonut!
>>83344279
scene where tetuo uses a rose bubble a la tetsuo's deflection of kei's psychokinetic blaaast
>>83344260
What a shit show, fuck this gay earth.
/sug/ I drew some Sapphire semi-lewds that I want to post but my scanner is broken. What do
>>83344311
>love like you
>>83344275
Why didn't you say that before.
Also, I think that rock was more like 300 pounds, not three thousand.
>>83344331Get the scanner fixed or take a good photo of them?
>>83342972
Please watch it and make yourself an opinion
Oh the first episodes are not so great give it time
>>83344331
photographs man don't you hold out on me
>>83344305
If I can avoid it no.
Thanks for the info.
>>83344229
That's debatable. Sugilite was really going crazy with her flail.
>>83344250
Steel AND feathers.
>>83343193
that's pretty good
>>83344260
Why do they even talk to these trigger happy idiots
>>83344250
Good times.
>>83344373
this a cute
>>83344352
>>83344360
I forgot to mention that my phone camera is shit, so you know what fuck it I'll try fixing my scanner right now
I'll try not to let you people down
>>83344139
that's blurry as fuck
Ok, so Pearl is pretty strong.
But what if, instead of a flying rock, she needs to kick a flying M1 Abrams.
Could she do it?
>>83344289
Man, look at those cankles, no wonder Greg couldn't resist.
>>83343700
The limb enhancers weren't just simple bio-mechanical augmentations, they were a database of Homeworld technological knowledge and mission intel ("I don't know anything without my screens").
>>83344024
>>83344418
Samefag
Fuck off.
>>83344275
>>83344322
Is this better?
I want to see Drawendo, Scribbles and Blushmallet in a triple thread ladder match
They pump out SO MUCH FANART
>>83344348
Well, I estimated the rock to be about a meter and a half long, 75 cm wide and some 40 cm deep.
That's 450 cubic decimeters. Even for a relatively light mineral that would soon come to a ton-and-a-half.
>>83344275
>That must be why they have artificial gravity generators built in.
That actually makes a good deal of sense.
It explains why their weight changes as they change or form their bodies. It explains why they weigh more then a gemstone. It explains why they weigh the same on the Moon. It even may explain Lapis's flight, and Steven and Rose's floating.
Rose was made for sexual.
Y/N?
>>83344386
when did this happen
>>83344469
That image disturbs me.
>>83344394
anything with Peridot is cute
>>83344469
>>83344348
Rock is DENSE. A boulder that huge can easily weigh thousands of pounds.
>>83344418
Nnnnno. An Abrams weighs 62 metric tons.
What on Earth could make it fly?
>>83344448
Quads means 'yes'.
>>83344448
>>83344475
It's just Steven playing Rose Tag.
>>83344475
oddly enough, i'm more than ok with it.
who's in the right here?
Why does Peridot the qt got the booty
>>83344450
Mh, well, makes sense then.
So how strong would you have to be to kick a flying ton-and-a-half rock out of the way.
>>83344230
that this is how steven has money to eat
Steven - ESFJ
Garnet - ISTP
Amy - ESFP
Pearl - ISTJ
Greg - ISFP
Connie - ISFJ
Rose - ENFJ
Lapis - INFP
Peri - INTP
Jasper - ESTJ
YD - ENTJ
Ruby - ESTP
Sapphire - INFJ
Sugilite - ESTP
Sardonyx - ENTP
Lars - ISTP
Sadie - ISFP
Onion - ISTP
Dewey - ESFJ
>>83344528
Sorry I don't speak russian
This is a nice thread.
>>83344462
But it seems they can't consciously control them. Unless Peridot was doing it when she still had her limb enhancers. Which would mean shit since it could just be her limb enhancers. Meanwhile, none of the Crystal Gems was apparently aware of them.
>>83344469
You mean like with Transformers? War machines vs. consumer goods, and Rose (and, indeed, Pearl) was designed as a sex slave?
>>83344539
Actually it's shit.
>>83344520
It's disturbing me because of the implication of Steven turning into Rose as he becomes an adult, which I absolutely loathe.
>>83344524
i thought they just mooched off greg
>>83344501
Those aren't quads.
>>83344557
oh, i thought it was incestuous fusion.shows what i know.
>>83344528
They don't all have to be different, but decent list.
>Peridot is a friend
>Jasper is in a hole in the ground
>Lapis is rude but seems to be warming up to the group
>The Ruby Force were inept to the point of comedy
>The Cluster was just a big misunderstood softie that Bubbled itself
If this series is going to survive we need an active antagonist. Here's hoping Yellow Diamond comes back or Jasper's absence is brief.
>>83344546
Just kidding!
>>83344528
How is Steven not an ESFP?
>>83344469
Well, she was created as a character primarily to be Steven's mother, so yeah. She is made for sexual.
>>83344570
Nah, this is an incestuous fusion.
>>83344577
Hope you're ready for 20 episode of nothing but flashbacks, backstory and townies, because all the major threats in the series have been dispatched for now and there's going to be 0 progression towards that until season finale
>>83344528
Those tests are bullshit.
It says I'm ISTJ but I'm actually a lazy piece of shit.
>>83344489
So Rose could shapeshift her vagoo to be as tight or as lax as Greg needed?
Man, I've been to some strip clubs where women are paid good money to do that. Also ping-pong balls were involved.
>>83344528
>Lapis - INFP
Nice meme. Even Zuke confirmed she's too selfish for that.
>>83344469
I legit think Rose is the sexist gem.
Greg is so lucky.I hope they fucked like animals
>>83344632
I LOVE PING PONG!
>>83343496
Me too, and that her gemstone is on her hip.
>>83344665
>sexist gem
>rose spent five thousand years making the other gems fit within human gender norms
>no, no, we're women, women have to know how to cook and keep house
>>83344678
>voiced by Clint Eastwood
>>83344590
He's literally Fe personified.
>>83344630
The tests are shit. It's the cognitive functions that determine your type.
>>83344652
Fi is selfish.
>>83344691
sexyist, anon
>>83344275
I think you would need a pretty big gun though.
I don't think a 9mm is enough.
But what I don't understand is, Pearl isn't really tough, she got poofed by a sword, is it just that gems are affected more by piercing damage than blunt damage?
>>83344691
>"I'll become the best homemaker you've ever seen, Rose!"
>>83344481
Agreed
>>83344522
Well, I think between a hundred and a thousand times as strong as an ordinary person.
...Really, they should have thought about this scene. Assuming that Pearl is the physically weakest of the three...
>>83344691
>implying she and the other gems weren't hated for being women in a world where kings and lords and warlords couldn't make them submit or control them in any way aside from diplomacy.
if they cooked and cleaned anything it was out of their own enjoyment.
http://deepdreamgenerator.com/
Well this is pretty damn spooky, what fucked up gem things can you make?
>>83344481
This is objectively true
>>83344567
Four fours. That's as quad as it gets.
>>83344752
It's her nature anyway. Everything neat and tidy.
is squidward going to be the next cg?
>>83344804
Pearl is strong, but not tough.
But well, if Pearl is the weakest of the three, I can see Garnet and Amethyst flipping tanks.
Not that I wouldn't find that funny.
Also, how strong were those watermelon Stevens?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentite
What would this Gem look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
>>83344843
>>83344777
one of the many bonuses of being best gem
>>83344752
"Good, not cook for and clean up after the child I had with a human man."
>>83344855
It has to be the four last digits.
>>83344904
i dislike the tone of this post.
>>83344900
I hate it when fans go to the trouble of making short clips but can't even stay on model.
>>83344860
Could Doom Guy beat the cluster?
>>83344904#cucked
http://imgur.com/a/Oum2u
when will this be updated
>>83344943
Yes.
He beat hell, of course he can beat the fucking cluster.
>>83344961
I don't mean incubating cluster
I mean post hatching cluster
>>83344943
Te cluster is made of millions of gem shards, therefore it has no guts, so no.
>>83344816
Imagine some unfortunate envoy sent to Rose Quartz, ordering to submit herself to the king.
...Actually Rose would probably meet with him and in a perfectly amiable way explain to him why that wasn't going to happen. She might even give him a hug.
But woe betide him if he ran into Pearl, Amethyst or Garnet first...
"Ahoy, servant! Tell your mistress my lord the king demands her presence at his castle, fortwith!"
>glare
"Hola, Roberto! Wherefore arts thou on foot? What hath befallen thy steadfast mount?"
"...She punched out my horse and told me to walk home."
>>83344959
Never because the joke got old and died.
>>83344982
He beat hell
Fucking hell
Of course he can
>>83344982
>>83344984
If he can punch it, he can kill it.
>>83344989
>joke
>>83344859
...scary strong. A couple of them were about to literally bury Amethyst.
>>83344919
...I did not know that.
>>83344985
Who's the better swordsman in terms of skill, Pearl or Guts?
>>83344959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZmIaIJXe8
>>83345038
So
Watermelon Steven > Steven
>>83345055
But Guts isn't a swordsman.
>>83345055
What's with the increase in this meta shitposting recently?
>>83344985
>imagine rose having to deal with the spanish inquisition and rose crushing an inquisitors arm with one hand in front of his armed posse and then heal it to send the message to stay out of the village where the gems were staying in.
gem historical fanfics when?
>>83345060
https://youtu.be/3WMB7swPEqk
>>83345089
He's the black swordsman.
It's not exactly the same, but it counts.
So all the reruns airing on Wednesday all the way through to early June are fusion related, or have fusion in the episode. Could be nothing.
I want to see Stevonnie in combat. Sword and shield, just like Rose.
When, Sugar?
The cookie cat ice cream sandwich eoisode is on.
Garnet is easily the comedic relief of this show. Show's not that funny but this episode made me laugh more than usual.
So are Steven's powers activated through euphiria?
>>83342593
This.
>>83345145
Oh shit that doesn't seem to look like just a coincidence. Maybe once we will get new episodes a new one airing on Wednesday might be fusion related
>>83343483
Two Pearls.
>>83345135
Too big.
Too thick.
Too long.
>>83345170
>Garnet is easily the comedic relief of this show.
Wow at how wrong you are gonna be once you watch the rest of the show.
>>83345213
But gems have no blood.
>>83345222
Yes, yes, but we're talking about Guts, not Greg.
How well does Jasper get along with the other Jaspers?
>>83345230
They do, they just don't bleed.
>>83345207
Actually they are all airing on the same day, must be a fusion marathon CN are doing.
>>83345055
"They are afraid when Guts starts to swing."
?
>>83345261
That makes no sense.
>>83345207
>>83345145
It's nothing. They had a block of Connie episodes a few weeks ago. That didn't mean a Connie episode was coming up. They have themes to such marathons.
>>83345094
We need more scenes with emotive Garnet with her glasses off.
>>83342850
>Ronaldo is the half-insane remains of a shattered gem that welded itself into a human form
>Vaguely remembers the truth and that its really important that he remembers and gets it out there, thus the conspiracies
>Mentally unstable because of the fact he's slowly disintegrating into a human
We never have seen his stomach, have we?
>>83345293
Did everyone forget the fact the show was gonna have like 8 marathons relating to a certain topic or what?
>>83345256
Not very.
Reminder that it's canon baby
>>83345345
Anon.
Atleast post good porn.
>>83345345
>You are already banned
>>83345345
did peridot shapeshift to look like connie
>>83345225
what world do you live in where Garnet isn't the master of comedy
>>83345338
I'm usually a fan of short hair, but Jasper is too masculine for short hair and it's a travesty losing that glam rock hair.
>>83345373
Nope.
>>83345372
I said good.
Connie is shit so porn of her can't be good.
MOOOOOOOODS DO SOMETHING
>>83345374
She's not the comic relief though.
>>83345412
Quiet anon.
>>83345372too small
Boy howdy the ol' report button is doing its job today
Do all Peridots have a triangle hair or is it just the one we know?
>>83345345
The only thing that's canon is your ban.
>>83345406
Atleast Garnet's good.
>>83345444
Still cutenice trips
>>83345452
B)
>>83345275
"TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL"
>>83345451
Probably all of them, or variations of pointy. all rubies appear to have the same hair, and pearls are designed but (based on the two we've seen) have pointy heads.
I imagine more service related gems like Peris and Rubies don't have much design variation
>>83343585
I can imagine him doing it if it was someone not local, or someone he didn't care about the opinion of.
Lars tends to get worked up about things, while this makes him a dickweed, I can easily imagine him being the first to tell someone to go eat a dick if they're shit talking someone he actually knows
Futadot is great too
>>83345467
>>83345423
>>83345406
>>83345397
>>83345372
>>83345345
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!
>>83345467
That's Greg having sex with Connie, you moron.
>>83345451
Well all the rubies were cube heads, so yeah, probably.
>>83345345
>>83345372
>>83345423
>>83345492
this is why we aren't allowed threads during a hiatus, mods cba with this crap.
Remember to report and move on
>>83345518
THE MODS HAVE GIVEN UP
ANARCHY IN THE BOARDS
>>83345451
I think so. While the rubies had slightly different outfits, colors and accessories their hair seemed the same
>>83345525
And this is peridots penis
Things are gettin lewd
>>83345518
Some cunt is either trying to get us outed to /trash/ or they don't realize which they are on. I'm honestly surprised they haven't posted anything withhand holdingyet.
I call it "Bold and Brash".
/trash/ SOON FELLOW ANONS
>>83345543
Get a load of this guy
>>83345552
>>83345532
>>83345517
>>83345492
>>83345576
GOD IS DEAD AND WE KILLED HIM
>>83345576
More like "Belongs in the trash"
>>83345570
Mods are asleep.
Report and maybe someone will notice.
Can someone explain how Peridot figured out that Steven was a gem but not that he was part human?
pornposter likes connie but also likes futadot
i have mixed feelings towards them
>>83345576
QUICK NOW THAT YOU CAN, SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE
>>83345345
>>83345372
>>83345397
>>83345406
>>83345423
>>83345467
>>83345492
>>83345517
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>>83345552
Sail on, brave souls
>>83345406
Link to artist?
Not finding anything with just hate bit
>>83345608
And rape
>>83345630
hatebit
if i offer the forbidden peridot a donut will she spare me
THIS USED TO BE A BLUE BOARD
>>83345543
I'm reporting like there is no tomorrow but the mods seem to have given up on us
>>83345604
He had a gem in his stomach
Gems arent going to always look like gems since theyre shapeshifters
>>83345656
Maybe
Mods aren't here and now im boreddeleting time
>>83345345
>>83345372
>>83345397
>>83345406
>>83345423
>>83345467
>>83345492
>>83345517
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>>83345552
>>83345633
Janitor is kill?
>>83345636
>>83345633
Doesn't really look like rape to me.
wouldn't be fair to be banned when most likely is just one guy
>>83345661
Noooooooo why did you post smoll precious innocent Peri at this moment?! Don't let her be exposed to all of this trash
>>83345287
Internal fluid system that collapses when compromised.
>>83345673
What about the penis though?
>>83345423
>steven's boobs are bigger than connie's
>>83344150
>Cheats on Steven with Kevin
What
>>83345604
He showed Gem powers.
THIS THREAD IS FUCKED
>>83345706
The mods are just asleep though otherwise this guy would have gotten banned with that first pic.
>>83345654
On tumblr?
>>83345685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rS3E6l8eEs
>>83345633
That's not rape. She's into it.
>>83345718
I don't think so.
>>83344837
This is fucking awesome.
>>83345715
What? You mean this Peridot
>>83345725
She thought it was a weapon at first
>>83345715
>All the Connie hate in earlier posts.
>Suddenly Connie porn out of fucking no where.
This fucking thread.
>>83345805
Yes and she's too vulnerable to handle explicit material like this anon ;_;
>>83345789
No not awesome
why all you retards get triggered by porn
it's just porn lol
report and move on with your ives
>>83345834
Fucking Connie lovers.
>>83345867
Well that's not good, people shouldn't be posting her here
I honestly think that the gems were created by another species.
>Getting banned over anything other than giant women
You anons posting porn dont even have good taste.
>>83345620
Thanks Qt.
Does Pearl shapeshift a dick to fuck Connie?
>>83345832
I just realized his eyepatch changes positions.
>reading a debate on SU CP on reddit
>here its getting spammed like no problem.
>>83345122
There already are some on Ao3
>>83345919
I hope.
>>83345919
I don't think Connie could defeat Pearl.
She's pretty good, but Pearl is super strong and fast, so unless Connie gets a lucky hit, it's not gonna happen.
>>83345225
>>83345414
Everything she does is hilarious.
>I thought I could solve the problem through violence
>>83345892
Hey, you, you fucking faggot.
Shouldn't you be dead by now?
>>83345911
I don't know the one if adult Connie getting fucked by Garnet is from a pretty good series
Still not as good as a giant woman though
>>83345934
>implying >>/83339311/ is reddit
>>83345633
>cum inflation
Yes. More
>>83344837
>>83344528
INTP master race reporting in
>>83345492
MOOOOOOODS
>>83345934
Give me the link.
This show has too many aliens.
>>83345956
No the mail hasn't arrived
>>83345998
Well then jump in front of a train you fucking coward.
>>83345934
>SU CP
You mean shit like Peedee, Connie and Steven drawings? What a bunch of cucks, I can't believe they're actually arguing about that.
MOOOOOODDDDSS
>>83345985
>Garnet
>Pearl
>Peridot
>Lapis
>Jasper
>too many
>>83344289
>ankle
HARAM!
>>83346015
No thanks, I wouldn't want to subject the driver to that
>>83346020
I've seen people get called pedophiles for shipping Stevidot. Tumblr and Reddit will condemn anything lol
can we just hit page 10 and be cleansed of this blasphemyeveryone spam threads and push it down
i guess the mods areLION AROUND
>>83346047
Oh so the falseflagging is already beginning.
It was fun everyone.
>>83346047
Dump Pearl pics?
>>83346046
Hang yourself, use a gun, or slit your wrists.
Well, maybe you just need to wait, maybe it will arrive today.
>>83346020
There is a debate on reddit about Matts post regarding the fanart controversy this fandom has on erasing minorities and drawing CP of this show. I hate that if you make a controversial opinion, it gets downvoted and put into the abyss in the thread just because the majority didn't like what you said.
>>83346072
Ok
>>83346091
I'm pretty certain it will
>Steven and the Stevens
With all those Stevens suddenly ceasing to exist does that mean they just go back to their respective timelines or do their timelines just go on without their said Steven.
If without, then their are timelines where the gems have no idea of the cluster and the world just goesKAPLOWIE
>>83346121
But the majority of people you are posting to are tumblrinas.
>>83346138
>>83346072
>>83346047
Sure
>>83346020
Peedee shit is absolutely CP, just like Loud House.
Connie is barely above that.
Steven is exempt when it's with a gem.
>>83346140
Don't despair
>>83346142
I like to think those timelines just straight up disappearing, but I'm in the minority here.
>>83346091
>>83346015
>literally telling someone to kill themselves.
Never change /sug/, never change.
>>83346151
I basically quoted Ians tweet in the thread and its been downvoted to shit, god I hate that site, why bother?
>>83346186
>Implying it's a /sug/ exclusive
How new are you?
>>83346168
>Steven is exempt when it's with a gem
You're gonna have to explain yourself.
>>83346140
Where do you live, USA?
I ask because you can buy shells at walmart, and you can use them without a shotgun, don't remember how the method worked though, but if you search you will probably find it.
>>83346186
Pretty normal 4chan behavior
>>83346186
that guy's been announcing his intention to an hero for days anon, get with the program
>>83346186
To be fair other than this fag most people have been really nice
>>83346186
I'm just giving him tips.
He wants to kill himself after all.
>>83345897
I think they were created by humans.
>>83346231
Poils
For
Days
>>83346248
Extremely advanced humans.
Yeah, I can see that.
Earth being a lost human colony too.
>>83346072
pearl is the saddest mom. no moral support and raising a child of a dead lover.
>>83346200
>TFW Sucrose drew the Eds fucking
>TFW they're all underage
>TFW the creator of the show is a pedophile according to them
Someone bring this up in the thread (I would but I'm b&)
>>83346273
>no moral support
But she has Amethyst and Garnet. Steven, too, helps her with her emotions.
>>83346248
Yup. Them bronze age humans sure knee how to infuse a crystal with life force bs.
Real smart guys what with their clay pots and rough weapons.
>>83346168
both steven and connie are teens already
>>83346276
They'll just get downvoted to oblivion, the place you would be posting to is basically home turf to people who won't see the truth.
>>83346261
4 dayz
>>83346295
>Everyone forgets that up to season 2 Pearl and Amethyst hated eachother
>A significant portion of season 2 was Garnet being pissed at her
Poil has no support
>>83346301
Maybe Earth is a lost human colony.
>>83345685
Kek
>>83346276
It's ok when you're also a teenager I guess.
???
>>83346276
here's the thread if you want to go wild, I believe someone did bring up the ed fanart though
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4lvl0e/matt_burnett_clears_the_air_on_past_tweets/
>>83346322
LILAC IS MINE AND ONLY MINE
>>83346327
>a significant portion of season 2 was Garnet being manipulated by Pearl for power and thirst.
>>83346328
That just so happened to lose all of its technological advancements and history.
Riiiight.
>>83346327
>hated
Yeah I don't think they really hated each other. Amy would antagonize Pearl and Pearl would take the bait but at the end of the day they were still team mates and friends who care about each other
>>83346327
she just cant control her imbalances.
>>83346184
that is also a possibility but the Stevens were all coexisting in the same timeline without any real issues aside from the original Steven going batshit.less its like futurama and all duplicates have some kinda doom field To take care of all the clutter.
>>83346332
or maybe becky is into that
>>83346361
>>83346332
>TFW Becky would have been in her early Twenties when she drew those
>>83346327
She was in a mental ditch.
Major issues to get over. I really want to see what she food before the war and before rose quartz.
She has all these issues but I don't have enough pieces of the puzzle to get a clear picture as to how it came to be this way.
>>83346355
Hey man, maybe it was like 40k, where there are feudal worlds with medieval technology and shit like that.
Some time after losing contact with the human empire, they started developing technology.
It's just a theory, not saying it's true.
>>83346388
>overcooked runt
>talking shit about Pearl
Come on now.
This thread has gone to hell in a handbasket, so here's a picture of Garnet being the best.
>>83346349
Doesn't seem that bad actually
>>83346446
She always was the best mom.
>>83346446
i can't believe the porn is still up
>>83346396
Groce. Is that true?
Then again it's just fanart of a show she really liked. I don't give a shit about what people draw, but some of it will always disgust me. The EEnE stuff she did wasn't explicit. It was more emotional than anything.
Butt Buddies by BM (bowel movement)? That is going way too far.
>>83346468
Anon this is /sug/
>>83346388
>fan art
>canon
Pick one
http://cant-get-enough-pearl.tumblr.com/post/145204838006/i-was-watching-swedish-cn-with-a-friend-this
Kek euro censorship is back at it again
>>83346121
I like how these faggots use the term CP to make rule 34 of young characters seem worse than it actually is. It's not like the characters they're drawing are caricatures of anybody, no they're literally just fucking drawings.
>>83346486
Oh shit god damn it
>>83346463TINYADORABLEHANDS
>>83346493
Don't matter, we already saw the episode in full.
>>83346473
I'd say there was some very heavily implied penetration occurring
And whether you think it's gross or not I think this is a shining example that people need to stop fucking judging others. For Christ sake if it was anyone else these people would be calling Becky a pedo and if she was our age now and SU was on you can bet she'd draw rule 34 of it
>>83346493
Literally what did they censor? And no, not saying "flirting" isn't censorship.
>>83346493
>You can call me Linda, 25 y.o, cis female, she/her, Sweden, pansexual, single.
>>83346495
Eh, it's a dangerous thing to get into. You're strengthening neural pathways every time you indulge in masturbation to underage characters. It'll just get more and more difficult to stop the habit. Just like people who eat too much and get obese. Reinforcing a bad habit until you can't control it any more is not healthy. If you want to eventually stop (instead of just accepting it as "out of your control" like a Healthy At Every Size advocate) then it's best to not indulge your dick in the first place.
>>83346493
Can't risk angering the wife's boyfriend. It's against his religion to not throw gays from tall buildings.
>>83346529
I know but it's painfully funny how the suppose to be most gay sexual approving continent, actually censors the show like no other
On the other hand CN France didn't do it though
>>83346559
That's basically it, it shouldn't matter to us though we already saw the episode, let tumblr prove how big the difference between them and the rest of the fandom is by getting triggered over this, i don't care.
>>83346564
>cis female
>pan sexual
Christ this whole "gender and sexuality as a trend" is getting confusing
>>83346564
Welcome to Tumblr, an online community that claims to fight racism sexism and prejudice by encouraging eachother to give themselves lables
>>83346577
...there's a very big gap to leap between beating it to cartoons who are teenagers and watching real child porn
>>83346553
>implying she doesn't draw SU porn
people shouldn't be judged for something that doesn't hurt anyone though
>>83346559
There were no romantic undertones to Ruby and Sapphire's exchange. "I can't concentrate" vs "I only want to look at you"
>>83346493
It doesn't really look like censorship, just the usual quirks in translation.
>>83346493
I may be Swedish, but I'm not gonna bother checking that shit. Go ask some Swede who cares about Ruby and Sapphire.
>>83346627
Yeah wasn't some stuff that came from a draw pile from her?
It's sad really, I bet if people weren't such cunts she'd share the rule if the shown she's drawn
Fixed my scanner! Here ya go /sug/, fresh from the oven
>>83346577
even if you were into that thing drawn stuff may keep you away from the real thing. like chewing gum if you really want to smoke
>>83346666
So, are you gonna leave a note or something?
>>83346641
B-but muh homophobic narrative
>>83346686
Holy shit, that's good.
>>83346686
this was worth staying in this thread, thanks for scanning it
>>83346686Good
>>83346686
Uh that's not Sapphy that's Sophy
>>83346577
> Implying theirs a reason to stop fapping to drawings
Been doing it twice a day ( eat least ) for over 20 years. I'll stop when I'm dead.
>>83346689
Maybe something short to my sister
>>83346686
Nice. Real nice.
>>83346577
> Jacking off to cartoons is as bad for you as being at an unhealthy weight.
What?
>>83346727
Oh, right!! My bad
>>83346686
>>83346626
Never said anything about that. Only said it's a bad habit. If people don't want to take ownership of their bad habits then I don't care. Just saying that one will strengthen the desire over time, and that it is their fault that they allow it to happen.
>>83346688
That reinforces the oral obsession just like jacking it to cartoon kids reinforces the boner.
But yeah, don't really care about what people do. I have no control over it.
>rose loses an eye
>>83346559
The confirmation of Ruby and Sapphire flirting and Sapphire's line of "I can't stop looking at you", but it's nothing compared to the previous censor moments we've seen before.
>>83346609
I never understood the fight against labels while they are the ones insisting you should give titles to one another the most. Recently a fellow student went full SJW and now my Facebook is completely spammed with shitty sjw talk. She used to be pretty chill so it's too bad she became like this on the other side it's funny how almost everyone is making fun of her behind her back
>>83346745
Doesn't look like you care much about your parents from what I've seen.
>>83346783
What do you mean?
>>83345345
>>83345372
>>83345397
>>83345406
>>83345423
>>83345467
>>83345492
>>83345517
>>83345532
>>83345552
>>83345633
time to abandon thread
>>83346749
The comparison was in the development of habits and behavior.
And yes, it's social suicide, not slow physical suicide. They are different, but your brain reacts in the same way. You get a shot of dopamine every time you jack it, and that gets linked to what you're jacking it to.
Makes sense?
Only reason I'm even keeping this conversation up is because this thread is going down.
>>83346773
Jacking off releases tension, it doesn't create or enforce it. Where do you get this stuff?
>>83346780
Tumblr doesn't hate labels. Tumblr hates people who are different than them. They are the most racist, prejudiced, ugly fucking people on the internet. If you want proof, look up the tag "White People." And bad tumblr is fucking vicious. Does someone not like how you drew an imaginary character? Well say goodbye to your fucking job friendo
>>83346855
Uh most people are fine with rule 34
>>83346715
No problem dude, I'm glad you like it
>>83345913
Godbless and welcome to the big dick club
>>83346844
Unless they're dead, you should leave them a note.
You said that the note was for your sister, not for your parents.
Unless by that you mean that you are gonna leave it for your sister because that way she will show it to your parents.
If that's the case, then I'm wrong.
>>83346849
>RESULTS! THIS WORLD ONLY CARES ABOUT THE RESULTS!
>>83346855
>And yes, it's social suicide
I jacking off to anything in public would be social suicide.
>>83346877
Yeah tumblrs pretty sick
Case in point zambii
>>83346773
except it doesn't work like that. is much healthier just fap, release tension and keep going with your business
>>83346855
Whatever you say man.
If you can handle social situations well enough to get a job and to maintain yourself, and you don't care about friends or girlfriends, I don't see why you wouldn't stop doing it whenever you like.
>>83346904
I guess I don't have as much to say to them
Why isn't there a lot of porn with Steven and Gems?
what's so triggering about finding underage people attractive anyway?
>>83346950
Well, alright.
It just gave me the impression that you don't care much about them.
>>83346865
What the fuck are you talking about tension for?
I'm talking about jacking it to pictures of children and the thought of children while you masturbate creates a link between pleasure and cartoon children.
The fact that it's "bad" to masturbate to thoughts of children probably increases the pleasure of the masturbator.
Seeking the "high" felt during that naughty session, one might increase their demand for drawn lewd pictures of children.
I'm saying it's a choice to jack it to drawn kid pics, and Peele have every right to judge those that do it.
And just because masturbation releases tension it's an automatically good thing? Like the more you touch yourself the more good you have in your life?
I don't even.
>>83346978
Because there's tons of it.
>>83346978
>>83346978
Same reason why the majority of tumblr hates Stevidot.
>>83346992
Then why isn't there more of it?
>>83346987
It's a character flaw and therefore bulliable.
>>83346886
On this site. Even then it's still divided. A lot of people are grossed out by drawings of children being fucked, and no one can blame them for it.
>>83346987
>what's so triggering about finding underage people attractive anyway?
>>83347016
I see the cancer defenseforce is in full swing.
>>83346989
Here's the problem with you're thinking: you're not msturbating ti say Connie BECAUSE she's a child, your masturbsting to the character of Connie who happens to be a child
>>83347053
I wasn't defending it? Way to jump the shark, dude.
>>83347038
>>83346914
It's fun to talk about sexuality and what you enjoy with close friends.
You gotta keep that shit a deep deep secret if you touch yourself to drawings of kids.
Like I said, I don't care what people do, I have no control over it. I'm just paying the reasoning behind why it's a bad habit and why other people don't like those that do masturbate to drawings of kids.
>>83345633
>>83345552
>>83345532
>>83345517
>>83345492
>>83345467
>>83345423
>>83345406
>>83345397
>>83345372
>>83345345
Why the fuck are these still here?!
>>83347038
Wait is that Subway Jared
>>83347034
No in real life, I've has drink conversations with people about porn and pretty much everyone faps to rule 34 sometimes
>>83347082
>calling the opposition tumblr
>not defenseforce
also
>jump the shark
To make matters worse, you screwed up that meme.
>>83347034
I'm pretty sure those same people get grossed out by any SU related porn anyways.
>>83347094
You quoted a lot of ones that had files deleted.
>tl;dr pasta
>HURR DURR YOU PEDO
Here, my 2 cents for you kids, hope you enjoy it and shove it up your ass :^)
Regarding loli/shota, SU and people who make art of it/enjoy this kinda shit, too bad westerns *coughs* Americans are all fucking retards
1. It's a drawing (usually from fictional characters that don't exist in the real world)
2. It's fantasy ("The faculty or activity of imagining things")
3. It's a fetish or kink (or I'd rather say, paraphilia)
4. Saying that someone, who is into lolicon/shotacon, would actually go after a real child sounds to me like saying that someone, who is into gore, would try to torture/dismember another person or someone who is into rape would actually rape or someone who is into futanari would go after a real tranny, I could go on...
>>83347114
*had drunk
>>83347070
You can't separate the character Connie from her age. It's an intrinsic part of her character. If the art one is masturbating to depicts an on model Connie it the body of a 12 year old girl, then yes, they are masturbating to the depiction of a child.
Have you met middle schoolers? They are most certainly children.
>>83347026
sure, but demonize people for it is too much
>>83347114
Not to images of kids though.
>>83347135
Yeah, but for different reasons then the fact that it's a child depicted in the drawing.
Some guys here don't like lesbian ships, but they don't think the people who like lesbians are gross.
>>83347134
Y-yeah well...
...you're a meme!
So there!
>>83342765
omg this is perfect!
>>83347215
>Some guys here don't like lesbian ships, but they don't think the people who like lesbians are gross.
You can't really say that with certainty though.
>>83347135
I'm questioning how I can still see them.
>>83347038
there's a huge difference between finding something attractive and actually act
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>83347210
I see no reason why they are mutually exclusive.
>>83347281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWc4sD7zzg
>>83346877
True and I mostly like tumblr for reblogging cool fanart, photos or some funny shitpost but the ugly side of Tumblr is truly disgusting. Recently I made a post about a recent episode and while every reblog was positive I received this one 10 page essay on why I shouldn't have used a certain word that she somehow associated with autism. Another time, when I mentioned something about how I didn't like the writing of a character from another show, I keep receiving anonymous messages from this one autistic person saying how I'm the most terrible person ever for saying that etc. Honestly I find these autistic sjw messages pretty funny and usually I ignore those, but people with a skin less thick seem to have been affected pretty badly before.
Is this thread what happens when the mods don't ban /sug/ during hiatus?
>>83347307
God we fucking need one.
>>83347284
4chan X doesn't delete posts that have files deleted and instead of having a "File deleted" image they just show the thumbnail with a little icon by the post. You can access them through the archive though.
>>83347151
Gorefags are disgusting, yes. You're making false equivalencies between different fetishes.
Someone who likes dicks on chicks is developing a sexual interest in dicks. It may or may not result in an interest in real life dicks, but they are indeed indulging in a love for cock, strengthening that interest over time and exposure.
No need to get so defensive, buddy pal friend.
I'm trying to understand why people would get sexuality aroused by images of children, and trying to help others understand why they would be judged for it, and how such a habit can take hold if you let it. It is an indulgence.
>>83347327
Yeah, we're trying to kill this one, if you can't tell.
>>83347335
Guro is good though.
NEW THREAD
>>83347374
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>>83347374
>>83347281
Hello!
>>83347362
I mean we are on page 10 already
>>83347324
It's what happens when mods don't moderate these threads porn got out of hand and derailed the whole thing.
So have France given up being the saviors?
WIPE THIS MEME FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
>>83347384
>>83347387
Oh boy here we go
>>83342972
Watch the first 10 episodes and judge by yourself. You'll get about an hour and 45 minutes doing so.
Btw, this is not KYM, you know.
>>83347166
>You can't separate the character Connie from her age. It's an intrinsic part of her character.
Sure you can. Otherwise no one could draw the Gems as humans, because being aliens is an intrinsic part of their characters.
>>83342976
I can't wait for everyone to figure out Steven is just as oblivious to dedicate loving a single person like Rose was.
Its gonna be SAVAGE.
>>83347329
I don't have any of those extensions though and I can still see the images, the posts aren't even deleted on my side.
>>83347426
Way to ignore the fact that I explicitly mention the depiction of Connie as a child in porn. You can't deny that.
>>83347151
>>83347335
>You're making false equivalencies between different fetishes
Fetish is fetish m8, the comparison still stands.
I am not getting defensive, I do not differentiate because it is all sex related.
>trying to understand why people would get sexuality aroused by images of children
the same way people would get sexually aroused be the images of ducks, feet, bellybuttons, books, sunglasses, blood, violins, fangs, gemstones and rocks in general
>trying to help others understand why they would be judged for it
I guess you should take care of your own life, yannow? If people are doing no harm to others, no one is in place to judge them or anything
>how such a habit can take hold if you let it
yes, of course, but I am sure most of them are aware, so I wouldn't get so hot over this.
>>83346072
>Pearl deleting her text
>lonely as fuck single mum
;_____;