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>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Little gem of green, smaller than a bean,
Doesn’t live with Steven ‘cause she’d live in the latrine.
Being pearl is suffering
>>83337963
Would you run the erection she has through her sweatpants?
>>83337963
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>83337963
This needs to be a fucking banner
>>83337986
*rub
she's cute
Pearl is happy, she's surrounded by friends and loved ones.
Here's Amethyst
>>83338009
She's a pedo.
>>83338009
When this bitch gonna crack herself for good s m h
tfw when you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on this show.
>>83338020
nah pedos only like people who are younger
Amethyst is just very pan
Camp Pining Hearts convention.
>Steven’s cosplaying Camp Counselor Phillipe, the clumsy but golden hearted staff member that just wants everybody to get along. Steven relates to him because they both wear flipflops.
>>83338034
Peridot would approve
So what kind of posts get deleted by the gestapo now?
>>83338024
when she is loved less than Pearl
but its pretty hard to have fewer than 0 people love you
christian lapis when?
New thread already?
>>83338008
FUCK GARNET FOR NOT LETTING PEARL HAVE A HUG
>>83338045
This is actually a really good premise for an episode
>Convention jokes made by weebs
Oh geez
>>83337963
Since I've seen the newer episodes my painful obsession with this show has returned.
As a grown man, why must I care so much about a children's cartoon?
>>83338051
Asking what type of post gets deleted by the gestapo gets you deleted
Reminder to tell your mother you love her.
>>83338042
She's Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
>>83338066
what is that image supposed to convey to me? she looks scared
>>83338084
It is a good question though. Who can tell these days?
>>83338091
thats peridot
>>83338081
Just accept it Anon. I was in the same boat as you until recently.
Hey, anyone have any suggestions for a new SU computer background set-up? Pic Related is what I've currently had for about 2-3 months, but I think like it's time for a change with the month ending today.
This is now a pearl thread.
>>83338043
I'm sorry, the correct term is "hebephile".
>>83337948
Shit, ah well, I guess my idea for a Batter knockoff fusion won't see the light of day. the fusion was Lapis+Garnet+Pearl.
Here is a rundown of some of the things I came up with:
>Two clumps of four eyes on each side of her face, with a single black line running between them, separating her forehead gem from her nose and mouth. when she wants to she can split her face in half along this line revealing a mouth filled with big sharp pointy teeth.
>Six arms on her back that can be arranged into any configuration around her back gem.
>Weapon is a huge baseball bat, which is complimented by a trio of floating water rings.
>>83338081
Sucrose made the waifus too good, now we're all shells of human beings
When the space rocks came, each of us in our own way was broken
>>83338107
"Could you mind unfusing? Its making me incredibly uncomfortable"
>>83338077
She'll get her hug.
>>83338115
Now now, you all remember what happened LAST time
Good morning my lovelies
>>83338137
get out
>>83338115
thank god.
it's been so long since she had any meaningful parts in an episode.
>>83338121
>"DIAMOND! YELLOW DIAMOND!"
>>83338084
Jawhol geheimpolizist!
>>83338137
Who's piss is she drinking?
>>83338051
Reminder that comics are verboten.
>>83338116
point is she still isn't one
she just plans to take Steven's virginity and give him the best sex he will ever have, so that every time he is with Connie he will just be thinking about how much better Amethyst was
WITNESS ME
>>83338045
I love this guy's work. Didn't he use to frequent these threads a while back?
>>83338045
>Wearing thongs in woodland
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>83338160
MEDIOCRE!
>>83338045
I want this to happen or either some convention or camping episode. With the latter having Peridot encourage everyone to participate in whatever camp activity she has seen on Camp Pining Hearts
>>83338153
Yes.
>>83338159
She's gonna have to try hard, she's got competition.
Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, I'm your host, Water Bitch, with guest star The Only Human Worth Anything™ Steven Universe.
On tonights menu
>Trigger happy, sleep deprived anon gunjumps new thread.
>Local green midget provides statistics almost no one cares about.
>is Pearl best gem? The answer might shock you.
>Its no. All Cg's are tereibad. All this rabid Pesrlposting is giving me a headache.
Stay tuned.
>>83338121
Are those things on the sticks communicators?
>>83338166
I think he's still here. His /co/ name is scribble.
>>83338008
I wonder whether she'll finally advance a bit after she fuses with Steven for the first time.
>>83338089
I wish I could.
>>83338177
Bonus points if they run into Ronaldo at the convention and he and Peri start nerding out.
>>83338189
>yellow diamond
>a dengerate
pick one and only one pal
>writers hamfist an episode teasing the fuck out of Peridot/Amethyst
>suddenly they get no more interaction
>Lapis returns and suddenly Peridot wants to fuck her brains out
I'm not a shipper at all, but does this writing seem completely schizophrenic to anyone else?
Peridot is honestly a shitty character. I dont know how you people can stand the cat faced meme dorito let alone LIKE her.
>>83338203
can anyone edit this to make it gem related?
>>83338215
>but does this writing seem completely schizophrenic to anyone else?
Yes.
>>83338209
More like they disagree over best OTP and get into a fight
>>83338189
Why don't you stop being so autistic?
>>83338227
That too.
>>83338223
Why peedee, why
>>83338200
not really, Pearl is almost certainly a virgin, there is pretty much no way she would be as good as Amethyst
Pearl might wanna take Steven's virginity too but she would probably screw it up and scare Steven, Amethyst would just show him a good time, also she wouldn't make it weird by moaning "Rose" right in the middle of everything like Pearl probably would
Pearl is perfect.
>>83338234
How about both of you do so?
>>83338222
That doesn't seem gay to me at all, just a natural reaction in the face of a superior being.
>>83338111
>Slime Princess
>Digital Archive Project
How many trips do you use, Jacinth?
>>83338215
The schizophrenia comes from how shallow you are such that the only way you care about characters or what they do is in who they fuck and what subtext you torture out of every little thing.
>>83338189
I've seen you repost pics in higher quality for a while now. Why wasting image space and your own time like that? No one else seems to care much if it's not the very best. Unless it's truly potato or ant size quality of course or if someone wants a new computer background. But seriously why the efforts?
>>83338020
that's peridot
>>83338221
flavor of the month especially with the shitty writing recently.
pearl will always be queen
>>83338208
Her fusing with Steven might earn her some peace with Rose, and make her come to understand Steven more.
>>83337975
it's just not the same as lady of the sea
Good night /sug/
And good morning Europeans I guess.
>>83338215
amedot was shit anyways. they will tease every single relationship and none of it will be canon. get the fuck over it.
>>83338221
She reminds me of my dead gf and after four years I still haven't moved on.
>>83338259
It's Indexer anon, forget about it. He's been an infection since the earliest days of Homestuck General. He used to call everyone a faggot nigger, in every single post, every time. He's not well.
>>83338271
Sleep tight, anon
>>83338189
>he's not in the trash thread anymore
You fool!
How will you counter my deliciously evil phoneposts?
>>83338151
*Jawohl
>>83338288
Cute.
>>83338244
Doesn't mean Pearl won't stop trying.
And I don't think she'll mention Rose, she'll just talk to Steven about how much she loves him and how she's wanted him for such a long, long time while crying. And singing.
>>83338288
>How will you counter my deliciously evil phoneposts?
are you 12
>>83338288
Well, there's a ship I hadn't thought of
>>83338215
Only because Zuke boarded it
did you know that peridot is a pedophile?
should she consider therapy or just kill herself?
>>83338306
Donkey mine froind
>>83338328
She should just bite the bullet and fuck Steven already. I'm sure he has familiar feelings for her.
>>83338160
>>83338221
Because people like her character development which is pretty alright? She doesn't have to be your favourite but that doesn't mean she can't be likeable to others. Also Zuke is the one who likes to draw her with a cat face sometimes, but she seems to be a doing that with other characters too if you look at her sketches/doodles. So that's nothing to get worked up about it either really
Amedot or Lapidot?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357825
>>83338321
both have literally identical personalities
i honestly can't think of anything personality wise that they don't both share.
>>83338357
>>83338316
yeah you see there she goes making it weird and making it about her and what she wants
that's why she would end up messing Steven up. Amethyst would do it because she wants Steven to have a good experience, to feel good and have fun
She is probably gonna have to too, after Pearl bangs him and emotionally scars him, making him scared to do it with anyone else
>>83338359
Why not both?
>>83338359
why is Poly not an option in this poll?
>>83338360
Do they though?
/sug/ will rise again
>>83338283
I see
I guess there's a whole bunch of obsessive autistic folks here so it's not really surprising than
>>83338376
I like this comic.
>>83338381
prove me wrong
>>83338368
Why don't they just take out two birds with one stone and have both of them fuck Steven together?
>>83338379
cuz poly is shit and so are you
>>83338395
I kekked good job
>>83338379
>Poly
Mmmmm GOOD!
>>83338379
poly id for cucks and degenerates
Someone wanted Poly?
Anyone have any draw requests, /sug/?>>83338251
Just the two; I don't see a reason that would arise for me to have anymore. And if the post is not directly related to either, I try not to trip.
>>83338419
I like it.
>>83338387
So that's a yes.
>>83338419
awesome
also this one for those who missed it.
>>83338419
They know a good ass when they see one
>>83338429
connie footfagotry
>>83338429
Amethyst and Pearl taking Steven's virginity.
>>83338125
*laugh track
>>83338429
Dangerous renegade pearl and her team full of dangerous renegade crystal gems.
Steven optional
>>83338429
christian lapis
>>83338438
That's adorable.
>>83338328
She can't be a pedophile. She's less than a year old.
>>83338429
Lapis, Amethyst and Peridot hanging out at the beach
>>83338455
>no one but amethyst wants to go that far with anal play
>>83338429
I dare you to draw a fusion of Rose Quartz and pic related.
>>83338360
They're not as alike as you think.
Peridot is a smarmy, immature brat with undeserved arrogance and little courage.
Pearl is more neurotic and even pretentious, but what self confidence she possesses is the result of actual merit and not like Peridot's inflated sense of her own worth; her maturity is greater than Peridot's and she seems to have far more life experience.
Both are somewhat technically minded and obviously intelligent, but it's clear (to me anyway) that their differences are too significant to say their personalities are identical.
I want to fuck them both at the same time t b h
>>83338470
gems born as adults, but probably she wouldn't go to jail
>>83338429
Steven discovering the secrets of the millennium puzzle.
>>83338434
Don't bully me indexer
thoughts on Lapearl?
I mean it doesn't make much sense based on what we know about them but they sure do look good together
>>83338435
I think of Peridot as a very young child.
I don't know what to think of ships with her and more mature gems. I don't know what to think of Garnet trying to get her to fuse.
>>83338513
>everyone is indexer
>>83338520
Eh.
Better than jasper.
>>83338045
>>83338520
Their duet will be a doozy, Paz and Deedee both being Broadway trained singers
>>83338268
Lady of the sea, happy as can be,
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happierin pee.
>>83338528
>I take every post seriously
>>83338429
Blue Pearl with no eyes clinging to Pearl's back?
>>83338520
I prefer LapisxPearlxSteven
Have you considered ... casual-clothes Opal?
>>83338079
>Dr. Gero
>>83338429
Peridot sitting back and relaxing?
Don't talk to Lapis or her husband ever again.
>>83338597
>patient 20
>Dr. Gero was also known as android 20
never seen this show.
post that stupid dance the characters do sometime in the beginning of the series.
I remember you guys spamming it a lot on other boards.
>>83338608
>marrying your beach summer fun buddy
>>83338592
No, but I'm glad you brought it up.
anyone else here like girls with long thin pointy noses?
>>83338089
>tfw it's my mom's birthday today
>>83338608
And it's a good thing no government in the universe would acknowledge the marriage license.
You know, some might even REVOKE it given the husband's age...
>>83338520
Lapis and Pearl's fusion dance will be great since both are ballet oriented. Also both have great singing voices so i'm excited as fuck for any of that.
Also Pearl specifically kept Lapis in her gem so there's a connection there. There's a lot of parallels, actually.
>>83338597
It would explain why Dr.Maheswaran didn't question Armstrong and Buttface.
Y'all niggas got any Ponnie?
No genitals so don't ban me polizi
>>83338665
Has lapis actually sung?
>>83338665
I wonder what sort of half-hearted dance Lapis would do in her present mood.
>>83338638
They're not Beach Summer Fun Buddies anymore, they're a Galaxy-Wide Lifelong Loving Couple now.
>>83338663
>implying they won't have a private wedding
Steven and the Gems are off the grid anyway.
>>83338676
no but her VA is from broadway, as is pearl's
>>83338684
no
>>83338694
so is Yellow Diamond's
>>83338671
gemshipartwork.tumblr.com
ponniehaven.tumblr.com
Something occurred to me as I looked at this pic.
We all accept the Gems are basically energy beings with their true self stored inside a mineral core, and change their shape at will.
Have we ever considered the possibility they also change their size? Consciously or unconsciously.
>>83338693
>implying they won't have a private wedding.
Hence the term "marriage license", you need one of those to be legally classified as a married couple these days.
When was the last time your heart hate went up, /sug/?
>>83338441
Enjoy your Monkey's Paw
>>83338719
I already saw that post
>>83338571
Blue Pearl with no eyes is my favourite.
>>83338738
I wasn't sure what to expect, but I laughed anyway.
>>83338723
>taking lazy animation as size-changing
>>83338738
Being a giant crotch kicking foot is a gift Connie
Don't squander a gift.
>>83338223
I have basically 0 talent, but I have an idea and i'll be damned if I don't at least try to do it in some shitty way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1_FGqt24o
What would you like the next SU game OST to be like?
Lady of the spear, Why is it that i fearThat your rejection is all that i'll hear
>>83338742
I prefer her having indents where they should be, but no eyes themselves.
>>83338727
Steven doesn't even exist in any records or anything. They won't care if nobody recognises them as a married couple, but they still think of each other as husband and wife, and that's what's important.
>>83338772
She could never love a disgusting organic like us as anything other than a nice pet.
We're like dogs or cats to her, with our primitive nature and short life spans.
>>83338738
not what i was expecting but pretty funny
When was the last time you spent time with your dad
>>83338764
Either the PS2-era Ratchet & Clank game or the Mario & Luigi series.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5DndwERaJY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L150PCOGI3A
>>83338799
just yesterday
>>83338795
The only exception is Steven, and yes only half-human.
>>83338732
What the hell is heart hate?
Is that like hatefucking??
>>83338738
Holy shit I'm angry.
I had on some SU songs in the background while I was working on some SU related drawings.
Then 'Something Entirely New' came up, and man Ruby's VA is a fucking awful singer. But it's actually a decent song, but Ruby ruins the whole damn thing. It would actually be a really great song if both of them were good singers. It had so much potential.
Ruby and Sapphire really are opposites.
>>83338732
y r gurls so weak
>>83338799
A month and some week ago, I'm gonna go visit him this weekend.
>>83338732
>>83338811
Fuck. Heart rate.
>>83338795
>phoneposting
Shaking my head, fampai
>>83338742
i hope to god she isn't a cyclops like sapphire
>>83338795
>We're like dogs or cats to her
But being Pearl's bitch is my fetish.
>>83338799
At my Grandpa's funeral on Friday
Then I got a call from my sister a few hours ago telling me my dad had a heart attack and was in surgery.
>>83338738
i just wanted connie's cute feet that's mean anon. pretty funny though
>>83338830
Sorry for not having a bigger image f a m
>>83338799
Yesterday when we were building a new bed for the vegetable garden.
>>83338858
>>83338788
>They won't care if nobody recognises them as a married couple, but they still think of each other as husband and wife, and that's what's important.
>and that's what's important.
And that more than enough for most races to label 'em as disgusting blights on society and thrown into the heart of a nearby star.
>>83337975
POTTERY
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When was the last time the person you lived for fell in love with someone else, and then died which led to you taking care of their child, /sug/?
>>83338752
You'll feel pretty stupid if they ever size-change on-screen.
>>83338834
>She has eyes
>Dozens of eyes
>Compound eyes
>>83338795
I say kill all rocks. Earth for humans!
Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick!
>>83338845
...
Shit. Are you with him now?
>>83338818
I'll never understand how such a nervous person became a professional performer, but I'm glad she did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFfKvP4vSL0
Test
>>83338888
>those digits
>>83338799
About a year and a half ago, a few days before he died. He was lying in the hospital bed and my mother was trying to get him to remember who I was.
>>83338884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ-g0BdpbDM
>>83338851
The only character in the show who actually has cute feet is Stevonnie. Everyone else has just cartoon feet.
Well, except for Pearl that one time...
>>83338878
But they don't use resources after they're born.
>>83338805
>PS2-era Ratchet & Clank
MY FUCKING NIGGER. Goddamn I miss the funky beats, I don't know why they changed to that boring orchestral stuff that sounds the same in every level for the PS3 games.
>>83338533
So when are getting and episode where Lapis and poil learn to get along and that not all crystal gems are as fucked up as Poil? she's pretty much the reason why she hates the crystal gems, she is the only crystal gem she saw before being forced into her crystal of salt
I wonder what greg thinks of pearl now.
>>83338835
Mine too
>>83338901
God fucking dammit I did not want this feel.
>>83338818
>>83338890
I've just listened to the same song like 5 times already and now I'm in love with it even though I was hating it just a few minutes ago.
I don't know what happened.
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/something-entirely-new-rebecca-sugar
>>83338888
No, he lives a few hours away. Im just sitting here watching episodes at random cause I cant sleep
>>83338890
Sugar is quite shy herself
>>83338917
they get along for the kid
>>83338917
I'm sure they're good friends by now, they've both got Steven to bond over.
>>83338917
He wants to hit it and quit it but he's afraid she'll want a relationship
>>83338799
I'm going to go see him tomorrow at the graveyard, he's been dead since Christmas.Guess who's also dead in the ground?Humor helps me cope
>>83338742
Blue Diamond's gems are a fucking freak show.
>>83338921
Don't feel sad.I didn't. The only reason his passing upset me was because it didn't. He was a terrible father.
>>83338953
Humor isn't a bad coping mechanism, there are certainly worse ones out there.
>>83338934
>is quite shy
Yeah, Sugar plays music but she's more of an artist and animator, staying behind the scenes. Charlyne also acts and does stand up comedy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen Sugar on a stage that wasn't at some convention.
It's not like she can't be girly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24zAybnk8cY
>>83338953
Oh Jesus, I just had a thought. Let's say that:
>Jasper really did fall to cluster
>she's unconscious for days
>cluster monsters really can fuse with gems
What if she wakes up deformed?
Jasper was repeatedly raped in her sleep
>>83338723
the crewniverse is too stupid to follow guidelines, so they just go with generalisations (steven and peridot are the same size, amy is a little higher, pearl is a bit taller, garnet is the tallest)
Thats why there's so many off model episodes
>>83338759
Here's what I came up with
Funny. I've seen them in pictures but never in videos yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R9U_GKhqJA
>>83338978
I want Rebecca Sugar to do stand-up comedy
>>83338969
>terrible father.
I know how that feel Anon.
Did Pearl train Connie as a joke?
>>83339001
i wonder what pearl feels like being surrounded by gemlets
>>83338941
not yet, we'll have to wait for the Pearl arc next season that involves Greg.
>>83339009
bonus /b/ edition
OMG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAADETfJF5w
They're so cute...
>>83339036
fusion is just a cheap tactic to make short gems taller.
>>83338805
>game like the Giant Clank segments using Pearl and Peri's giant robots and PS2 level 3D graphics never
>that's not limited to a mobile game
Why is carton network alergic to my money? They seem to avoid it at every turn.
Amethyst is a white diamond gem
>>83339016
Well now I know that Garnet saying as little lines as possible is good way to go.
>voice actor speaks stereotypical black
>>83339033
Question is: did she ever do it before?
...Obvious answer: No, that is why she has such a poor understanding of humans.
...Obvious answer: Yes, but it was a terrible failure, and that is why she thinks so little of humans.
In both cases, Connie would be a pleasant surprise. Especially in concert with Steven, either separate or as Stevonnie.
She could of course not in a million years have predicted the scenario she got.
Follow-up: I have proposed that heterofusion alters the gems involved. Is Connie a better sword-fighter than she otherwise would have been because she fused with Steven?
Why did Kaiba steal Connie's grampa's Blue Eyes card?
>>83338912
They replaced David Bergeaud. Even his stuff for the PSP games was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N229dcClI7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TzGgINqhSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irF5Rk2erJg
>>83339074
what?
>>83339055
I fucking hated the giant clank sequences.
Then again i also grinded through that giant robot without using any of the turrets in that city level so i was probably just a stupid kid w
>>83339084
She was made for white diamond's court
>>83339033
>>83339081
at least he just stole it
he drives 3 other people to ruin, bankruptcy and suicide to get their Blue Eyes
>>83339041
Why do we always have to bring up the progressive side of this show in interviews? It hasn't stopped even now, we bloody get it.
>>83339091
based on what? her hair color?
>>83339095
>And that's what make it funny
>>83339107
For... variety
>>83339077
When I first heard Garnet I thought she sounded like a black woman from London, which was weird because it's not an accent you hear very often in American media.
>>83339107
To be fair its been like that for every single other gem short of rubies who being cannon fodder might serve all diamonds equally, thus belonging to none and having black hair
>>83338571
No-Eye Bloopal is cute.
>>83338121
>Max is kidnapped and used as a tool
>Nux is redeemed and helps the heroes
This works too well in hindsight
>>83339131
...She IS a black woman from London.
>>83338671
This is backwards. Connie needs to trap and force herself onto Pearl.
>>83338146
>>83339131
>black people in london
Are you also amazed about french black people too?
>>83339131
I really like how Garnet speaks, nice feel to it.
To bad that people don't tend to speak nice all the time.
>english speak garbage except for educated ones and cute imported indians.
>>83339170
>Lapis: "Clod FUCK Cmon!"
>>83339131
>Estelle, is a British singer, songwriter, record producer, and actress from West London, England. Estelle is known for her eclectic mix of various musical genres including R&B, soul, reggae, grime, hip hop and dance.
It's a pretty big world.
>>83339095
>tfw can hear Steven saying it
Makes it 15 times funnier, to be honest.
>>83339170
Is it called homage or omage?
>>83339182
OI MAYT U AVIN A GIGGLE U WANT TA AV A GO
MEET ME INNA TOWN SQUARE AT SIX BONG U CUNT OIL GLAHSS U
>>83339182
>"oi luv wot tha bloddy fack ah you sayn about moi aksent"
Fucking English
What does Jasper think of humans?
In another thread, someone posted the official nicknames for each Ruby. Which was which?
Reminder:bob is worst gemt
>>83339201
Homage but the H is silent
>>83339164
>>83339195
Yeah, no shit. I'm just remarking on how easy that was to identify from her voice and how little I hear it in American TV shows.
>>83339140
I mean Jasper has white hair too but she serves Yellow Diamond
I wish we better knew what the 4 different Diamonds and their factions actually meant
>>83338608
Lapis takes custody while Bob sticks with his professional baseball career. Typical.
She knows what she did.
>>83339201
Omelette du homage
>>83339207
Exactly like that. Why U don't no speak normal Amerifat English like all civilised people? Friggin fires are fries and not fuckin chips You clods!
Pearl should die, she does not belong in this world.
>>83338419
Pls draw more amy cute and huggable.
>>83339216
But Bob is human.
>>83339231
I dont have the gif but pearl totally let jasper fall into the crevice
Eyeball doesn't like Ruby
>>83339231
why do people blame pearl for jasper falling?
>>83338738
Isn't this key to the plot of that one episode of courage the cowardly dog?
>>83338799
My dad can rot for all I care!
>>83339242
Cute picture, but shit opinion clod.
>>83339271
she has a history of doing that
>>83339242
It is not by Pearl's hand that she is give form once again, clod! She was reformed by humans that wish to pay her tribute.
>>83339242
But it is not by her hand that she is once again given flesh.
>>83339271
She's an easy scapegoat.
>>83339262
Really nigger?
Pearl was the only one who even tried to save Jasper.
>>83338723
Its grendy/KLK rules.
each character have a set ballpark height.
think Gamagori being big guy. He always change size per shot but is big guy
>>83339182
I kinda wish Garnet spoke like a british chav cause it would be hilarious.
>>83338818
That song being cringey and awkward as fuck is the point, mate.
>>83339170
>I live! I am poofed! I live again!
>>83339211
That they're noisy and/or squishy.
She knows from experience.
>>83339220
...How come they asked her for the role anyway? It's really far from an obvious idea to ask a fairly successful hip-hop artist to perform one of the starring roles in an animated TV show.
I bet she was pretty disproportionally expensive.
>>83339231
Why didn't they offer any cooperation at all? The Rubies might have the technology to get her back if they know where to look.
>>83339240
Calling Fries fires is a bad idea. I know somewhere out there a fat fuck is going to burn themselves in confusion
>>83339290
This. Its one of the weakest episode and songs.
Only thing good was the gem lore.
>>83338738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtZmIaIJXe8&index=11&list=PL-3y2zoXtKlRnRKKU-Qe8qMe3T2tIZj6M
>>83339231
I wanna know what's going through Lapis' head
>>83339292
>Jasper
>Get her back
Yes because the crystal gems would love for jasper(homeworld sociopath) to tell the rubies about all of the wonderful time she spent stuck at the bottom of the ocean trapped in a fusion and how they completely ruined her mission.
>>83339288
Oi, per-ee-dote. ye wanna fuse?
>>83339286
No Gamagori is just bigger than the biggest person on the screen, which made the shot where disco milf was bigger than him so jarring. There was someone capable of being bigger than the biggest.
>>83339306
this reminds me of the shit i loved to watch when i was 12 and whatever shitty fandom i was in at the time.
Who is best and worst human? Pic related.
>>83339319
Do you not believe in the redeeming powers of Steven?
>>83339262
And that was probably the wistest decision, knowing Steven.
>Whoopsie, there she goes
>...Steven probably wants me to save her
>...Even though she is a dangerous enemy
>Rose would want me to save her
>I have to save her
>We can always poof and bubble her
>...Actually... can we poof her? She's extremely tough
>Even the crash didn't poof her
>...Steven would try to befriend her even if she was bubbled anyway
>...Even though she is nothing like that little booger
>Can I risk her harming him when he tries to reach out to her?
>Whoopsie, there she goes
>>83339292
>I bet she was pretty disproportionally expensive.
I've read that she gets paid the same as the other major voice actors. While she was fairly successful, she never really reached superstar levels.
She seems to love working on the show though.
>>83339292
Rebecca did the art cover for her latest album and they're apparently friends so Rebecca offered her the gig and Estelle accepted
>>83339055
Because mobile games make more money.
>>83339082
And, if my memory's correct, the reason for replacing him was due to his techno music not being the kind style they wanted for ACiT and future games.
>>83339087
>I fucking hated the giant clank sequences.
Clank's gameplay has always been lackluster when compared to Ratchet's, with ACiT's Clank gameplay being the best.
And that's probably the reason why it was dropped from the PS4 re-imagining.
>>83338485
A concept sketch, at the very least
>>83339319
And how Garnet beat her up, and how they crashed her ship, and how they all fused and beat her up again.
>>83339262
>>83339271
If you look, Garnet had both hands free and can shapeshift them. Pearl probably can't. Garnet knew everyone would blame Pearl instead because everyone hates her.
>>83338221
I have a weakness for antagonist characters and an even bigger weakness for reformed ones
>>83339347
Were they friends before SU? I can't imagine they had much in common before, but you never know.
>>83339343
Start with the letter N.
>>83339344
>>83339339
Best human is Connie, she is the only one who actually seems to care about the freaking aliens and is the only one who is gonna ever be useful in a fight
Worst human is Lars, Ronaldo is close but Lars is worse
>>83339319
Not fair to call her a sociopath.
She did nothing worse to Steven than Pearl has done through neglect and inattention.
Not to say she isn't a dangerous enemy who should probably be avoided and poofed and bubbled if possible.
>>83339295
>a fat fuck is going to burn themselves
>bad idea
Dear anon I think you are mistaken.
Fucking Koreans, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSt-rmMGWE
>>83339339
>American Anzu was curious about the Pharaoh but still was mostly Yugi friend
>Japanese Anzu used Yugi and hung out with him just to make the killer Pharaoh come out
But yeah, Tea was one of my earliest cartoon crushes.
Steven was very autistic in Barn Mates.
>>83339373
I think the album cover got them talking but it could be earlier than that.
>>83338738
the toejeans are the best part
>>83339349
Was I the only one who found the giant Clank segments really fun? I'm also the only one who doesn't think 1 is inferior to 2 and 3 because it doesn't have strafing so I guess fuck me.
>>83339362
...Man, she probably does not dare to face Yellow Diamond right now.
>>83339366
Don't we all? Especially if they're strong / cute.
>>83339379
Naturally.
Here's the true Bloople.
>>83339404
>But yeah, Tea was one of my earliest cartoon crushes.
Would you bang her?
>>83339409
real talk that entire episode was garbage apart from the ending
>>83339402
*shudder* that animation, it looks like they should be breaking their own bones with that movement
also Dick Squad Lapis is like the only character that would make sense dancing to that song, its pretty much about being a total jack ass
>>83339430
We fang now?
I want them to introduce a gem with a Yorkshire accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY
mi pene quiere perla
>>83339290
look at >>83338932
>>83339222
I didn't want you to find out this way, but... Bob and Lapis are the same person. Lapis is married to Steven. I'm sorry, anon.
>>83339268
Baseball doesn't like Eye
>>83339390
At least until we learn his shocking secret.
...Only thing I can think of is that it has something to do with his parents.
>Dollars to doughnuts he's gonna be crying in the episode. It's been too long since we've had anyone cry.
>>83338799
11 years ago as of the day before yesterday
>>83339451
They wont
>>83339400
I don't want to smell a mixture of B.O, Shit and Pus everytime I step into a big box store. I mean I do but there's no point in making it worse.
>>83339430
Who is best Pearl?
>>83339473
I know.
>>83339482
CG Pearl, no contest.
>>83339402
FOR FUCK'S SAKES ANON
>>83339392
>She did nothing worse to Steven than Pearl
When has Pearl punched Steven in the face, thrown him in a prison cell and tried having him carted off to another planet?
>>83339409
I know right
He's usually so empathetic, but he has peridot do the same shit for the same goal repeatedly. It's like he couldn't read Lapis at all and understand at the very least she needed space for awhile, though it seemed obvious
He didn't communicate with Lapis
>>83339468
See I don't think the problem with Lars is a lack of understanding
I actually get his character a lot and it makes total sense, he just isn't a very good person, he allows his fears over what other people think of him to completely control his actions
>>83339440
That artist was a visionary.
>>83339458
>Lapis is married to Steven
Seriously. Stop it. It's pathetic.
They've met four times and each time Lapis was under extreme stress.
She doesn't associate him with happy times. Steven's a nice kid, but he's also a trouble magnet.
>TFW the monsters aren't drawn to the Gems, they're drawn to Steven
>Because they sense he can heal them
>>83339432
Yes, no question about it.
>>83339505
She did almost cause him to drop to his death. With nary a reaction.
And bear in mind she is supposed to be his mom (or aunt or whatever). Jasper is supposed to be his mortal enemy.
Pearl is a mess. I love her, but she is a mess.
>>83339506
HE'S 14.
>>83339511
Okay, but where do those fears stem from? Why is he so insecure? Is it endemic?
He doesn't seem to have any friends, tries desperately to win the affection of the cool kids who don't give him any thought, while rejecting the affection of two people who do care about him a lot.
...Really, Beach City is like an asylum or something.
How long until the bunny gem episode?
>>83339482
Spider Pearl!
Spider Pearl!
Does whatever a spider Pearl does!
Can she swing from a web?
No she can't
She's a pearl
Lookout!
She is the spider pearl!!
Which gem is sluttiest?
>>83339565
people's problems aren't often traceable to obvious sources, if they were people wouldn't need to go through years of therapy
he also clearly has rather mixed feelings on Sadie, sometimes he really wants her attention like in Horror Club and other times not caring
>>83338429
steven as Reinhardt?
>>83339584
lapis
>>83339360
Looks a bit disturbing(and certainly something that Pearl would see in her nightmares), I like it.
One thing to consider is replacing corrupted Gem-like entity in shield with corrupted Lion.
The eyes are also an issue, trying to find a halfway point between Heartless eyes (featureless luminescent yellow eyes, swirled yellow eyes, or a normal/cartoonish eye with a triangle/square/diamond-shaped spiral replacing the pupil.)
>>83339584
is that even a real question?
>>83339584
Steven.
>>83339584
Rose.
>ohyes.jpg
>>83338061
I'm glad this style has been taking over for Pearl. She's so much better with the round head.
>>83339231
You think Pearl admitted to Steven and Peridot how she accidentally dropped Jasper? I find interesting how Peridot immediately looks at Pearl and says "We know where Jasper's is right...?"
>>83339608
ew anon stop
>>83339616
Hot.
Monkey.
Dick.
>>83339623
Steven was there, he saw her failure
He knows how useless she is
>>83339608
>>83339616
>Rose's sluttiness passed onto Steven
>Steven wonders why he craves cock so much
>>83339584
Regular slut? Amythyst.
Cuddleslut? Steven.
>>83339644
porque le dicen puta a la perla
la perla es buena
>>83339584
pearl and amethyst.
>>83339648
That boy loves his hotdogs.
>>83339648
You mean Gemcock, right?
>>83339649
I'd argue that Amy is a cuddleslut too. She needs regular hugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp0tBXtxDbc
Could a direct hit on the gem from a sniper's bullet be enough to shatter it?
would steven fuck what are basically his moms?
>>83339676
yeah but not as big as cuddleslut as Steven
>>83339666
No, Satan. Please take your futa fetish back where you came from.
>>83338909
connie had cute feet in alone together too
Did Rose Quartz have any understanding of what sex was before she met Greg?
I mean, if not, how did he convince Rose to let him stick his dick inside her?
Look how perfectly cute she is!
Is Hilary's Amethyst actually better than Zuke's?
>>83338909
>>83339687
The answer might surprise you!
>>83339655
Mi pene se rompió el culo de la Perla
>>83339648
Like mother like son!
>>83339655
>>83339713
>>83339687
nah
He would probably fuck Amethyst but he sees her as more an older sister than mom
Amethyst would also want to make sure Steven had a good experience his first time and there is probably no one better than her in all of Beach City at showing someone a good time like that
>>83339704
Zuke makes Amethyst's hair TOO wild. Same for Lapis.
>>83339430
>Bloople is actual a violent volcano waiting to erupt and poof some other gem
>>83339704
doesn't matter who is drawing her, Amethyst is cutest gem
>>83339722
There needs to be a continuation of these
How Can Lapis be such a salty motherfucker yet such a funny character at the same time?
>>83339733
>elite bodyguards posing as ornamental slaves
I can dig it.
>>83339726
Perfect balance right here.
Zukemethyst = overrated
Floridothyst/Hilarythyst = underrated
>>83339723
pero le dijeron puta a la perla
pobre perla
ella no es puta
>>83339752
Easy. She's like Pearl except way better.
>>83339767
you sound so fake
>>83339762
I doubt she's an elite bodyguard, just incredibly full of repressed rage.
Here, have a thing.
>>83339770
Lapis Controls Water.
Salty Water.
Salty = Bitchy.
Water = Calm and Cool.
That's how.
Pearl = Salt Formations inside Clam shell.
Fucking Salty.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!
>>83339776
como mierda voy a sonar falso, solo trato de hacer simple la cosa para que estos idiotas puedan poner en el gugul
>>83339794
Take it back
>>83339764
Bouncy hair
>>83339701
>Did Rose Quartz have any understanding of what sex was before she met Greg?
She had studied life on Earth for 5000 years.
"Pearl, come over here. You have to see this."
"What is it, Rose?"
"Check this out. Look at- "
"OH MY STARS! WHAT ARE THEY DOING??"
"Oh now you scared them."
>>83339752
...There is no contradiction there. Unlike Pearl, she makes no effort to be liked. But she is kind of stuck with them. That makes it funny.
>>83339798
Clams also form pearls when they're irritated. Pearls are born from pure salt and irritation.
>>83339724
What about Opal? He barely sees her, and she's got the best of both Pearl and Amethyst while being calm as hell.
>>83339762
Dora Milaje.
But I doubt Blue Diamond needs a bodyguard,
>>83339798
>Pearl = Salt Formations inside Clam shell
...Chemically correct, but it's not sodium chloride.
>>83339770
>except way better
no
peridot and lapis are pearl rip offs
>>83339724
What about Vidalia? We don't know what she's done in those slippers.
>>83339827
honestly, sex would probably freak out and disgust Pearl too much for them to maintain Opal, just like how Alexandrite couldn't eat food because of Pearl
>>83339842
a lot, probably taught everything she knew to Amethyst and than the student surpassed the master
probably fucked her brains out too at some point
>>83339801
sounds fake anyway
>>83339482
I think Human Pearl is pretty nifty.
>>83339402
For what purpose
>>83338873
>You'll feel pretty stupid if they ever size-change on-screen.
Except not?
Even if they can change size (which they almost certainly can since Steven can) that doesn't mean that was what was happening in that scene, if it was then attention would have been called to it.
If something like this happens entirely off screen and between "cuts" with no narrative acknowledgement then it is 100% just an animation goof.
>>83339349
Pretty sure they dropped it because they just didn't mind axing off actually interesting levels for more bland movie content.
Man I love but hate that game so much at the same time.
I bet Amethyst has never had sex.
For all her bluster, she gets nervous when real intimacy is involved.
Shes a Quartz. For her, intimacy is violence - grappling and fighting. Every time she has a fight with Pearl, it's a subconscious invitation to get intimate with her.
...No, that can't be correct, because Rose Quartz would have explained that to her. To both of them.
>>83339833
The crew realized where they fucked up with Pearl and made not one but two unique improvements on a failed concept.
>>83339855
>and than the student surpassed the master
Please, Vidalia's never stopped her sexcapades. Now that she's old she's going at it harder than ever.
>>83339922
maybe if Vidalia actually had the powers to become a futa like Amethyst can
sadly she will never actually peg Lars with her cock
>>83339932
>implying she isn't a futa
>>83339932
She already did, haven't you seen the leaked episode synopses?
>>83339932
>Implying that's not going to be what The New Lars will be about
>>83339943
>>83339952
>>83339959
nah, but it is true that Amethyst is actually Sour Cream's real father, Drop Beat Dad is actually about that and not Marty
>>83339966
Can gems produce semen?
Does peridot and lapis know what happen with. Jasper?
Do the CGs know if she fell into the ocean or into the ground? They must assume she was shattered if they hadn't returned to mask island...surely
>>83339975
when you're as good at shapeshifting as Amethyst is probably
Vidalia probably didn't think it would knock her up though, so she probably didn't make Amethyst use protection
Hell lets not kid ourselves, Vidalia told Amethyst to wear a condom and she said hell no and stuck it in anyway
>>83339691
Can confirm.
>>83339990
amethyst saw man juice made herself shoot sour cream and french onion dip first, hence the dumb kid names.
>>83339980
I guess they'll have to start looking for her like they looked for Malachite.
>TFW she comes back on her own account and starts picking them off one by one
>>83339990
If Vidalia didn't want a kid why didn't Amethyst just put it up her butt?
>>83339440
How did they manage to predict Bob?
>>83340007
because they like to play jokes and pranks on each other but probably take them too far and Amethyst decided to mess with Vidalia by intentionally knocking her up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz3-4981kjk
PEWDIEPE PAUL
>>83340006
>the two barn mates weren't briefed on Jasper
>the CGs mistakenly assumed she's dead
Jasper is coming for them.
>>83339892
Sex doesn't have to involve intamacy. It doesn't have to involve passion. Sometimes it's just getting the urges out out of your system by getting your rocks off with another individual.
That being said, I wonder what kind of urges Gems have? Obviously not the same sexual desires we have, but something has to coax them along. Even if Homeworld's oppressed it out of most individuals.
>>83340045
>That being said, I wonder what kind of urges Gems have?
/ss/
>>83339932
Vi's done things in those slippers that would make a Hell's Angel weep.
>>83340029
>Haha, it's just a prank, bro!
>I have no job and now a baby to take care of
>Seeya in 15 years Vi!
>>83340045
Ruby and Sapphire can never get past smooches and love tackles without fusing
>>83340045
You know they're "horny" when they try and get you to dance.
Would you?
>>83340076
Pearl would.
>>83340060
>15 years later
>Vidalia is so obsessed with Amethyst she painted a whole gallery of her
>Amethyst comes over for dinner
>"Onion distract Steven by any means necessary, mommy has some important "catching up" to do with Amethyst"
inb4 Sour Cream and Onion have another brother on the way
>>83340076
Nah I'm a bit of a size queen and that dick is way too small.
>>83340102
when we got to that scene I thought Onion had the obsessive attraction to Amethyst.
>>83340125
He can shapeshift.
does anyone know if this is a legit source?
https://plus.google.com/+RubyStevenUniverseGem/posts/6Qm3kk62ZZJ
>>83340102
Whose got the dick in this situation?
>>83340142
Amethyst obviously
>>83338223
i put way to much effort into this
>>83340153
Quality is its own reward.
>>83340141
wth? Yeah he's reliable but not official.
>>83340153
well, it is a damn good edit.
Would you let Peridot examine your dick for research purposes?
>>83340222
only if she agreed not to put any sharp objects near it
>>83340222
No but I'd let her probe my ass.
Which Ruby was for favourite?
>Ruby?
>Leggy?
>Eyeball?
>Navy?
>Army?
>Doc?
>>83338042
because everyone ever is an obsessive-compulsive shithead that can't go two seconds without bawling their fucking eyeballs out
>>83340283
leggy is my spirit animal
>>83340037
Barn mates episode? Peridot manages to save Lapis from being forced to fuse and imprisons Jasper in a mecha-jail she built?
>>83340045
>I wonder what kind of urges Gems have?
Good question... that's the downside of the absence of an organic metabolism: all sensations related to food and drink go out the window. Same for drugs. And sex.
...What do gems DO for fun, anyway??
>>83340153
>Peridot!
>Peridot!
>Peridot!
>It's only a model.
>Sssh!
>>83338200
is that a pubic braid
>>83338042
>>83338098
the feel when you see the universe that is out of reach for you, the feel when you can never return home, the feel when you consider all the mistakes you did
>>83340283
WHICH ONE IS NUBY?
>>83340315
Pearl didn't want to go to Homeworld, she wanted to explore space with Steven.
>>83340283
Wait - who was who? Navy = nice Ruby, Army = ninja Ruby, Eyeball - well that's obvious, Doc = leader Ruby and Leggy = Nuby?
...I don't think I get those designations.
>>83340327
Leggy
>>83340343
...Oh. 'cuz her gem is on her calf.
Well, at least it's not her foot.
>>83340283
These were their official names? Was Doc a real doctor I wonder?
>>83340340
Navel, arm, eye, leg and the leader?
>>83340387
according to renegade ruby its official, I don't know where he gets this stuff though.
What if Steven had a feminine penis?
>>83340398
Doyyy. I just assumed 'Navy' was the gay one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
>>83340398
Did anyone save the Sapphire Squad image?
>>83340457
...Of course.
>>83340487
...Now I am provoked to think of village people Rubies.
>>83340457
So a Sapphire with a navel gem would be Navy Blue?
>>83340487
Don't
>>83340502
Thank you.
>>83338888
>>83340502
>>83340487
Why though
>>83340507
VERDAMMT NOCH MAL, CARL!
>>83340522
No idea. A little more racial diversity would have been nice. Or making one of them male.
LION AROUND
>>83340528
But it's true, isn't it?
I wonder if punished ruby can see out of her gem.
>>83340551
Ha ha ha!
>Pearl tries, and I can appreciate that
>>83340551
STEVEN'S PENIS
>>83340559
Maybe.
So, that pearlfag was supposed to kill himself today.
Will he do it?
>>83338066
>"I'm going to show it to you"
Oh god Space Race is still such an intense episode
We desperately need another episode with its level of character and writing
>>83340564
STEVEN
So when's the next episode that hasn't been leaked?
>>83340581
So, Pearl wanted to explore space with Steven.
But doesn't Steven need to breath?
>>83340581
Pearl episodes are best episodes. When she's offscreen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Pearl?"
>>83340591
And eat
>>83340591
>>83340601
Honestly by the end there it really stopped being about Steven and more about "I need to get off of this fucking rock"
Notice she isn't even looking at him. All she cares about is getting to space
>>83340601
That too.
What was she thinking.
Is Greg the best dad in cartoons?
>>83340551
I don't know why pearl tries
>>83340607
Can gems feel boredom? Lapis spent 5000 years looking at the sky and 20 inside Pearl's gem, and Pearl wanted to stay 50 years in space to reach homeworld.
>you will never be together with amy
>you will never get to hang out at her place
>you will never get to bring her snacks
>you will never you will never share chips and a pizza together
>you will never playsome weeb trash like golf quest with her
>you will never have her sit in front of you, between your legs because you are too tall to look over and see the screan
>you will never you will never craddle Amy in your arms
>you will never you will never leave in ever so slight, smelling her shampoo
>you will never she will never giggle at you for being a weirdo
>you will never you will never peck amy on the cheek
>you will never get to see her blush at the sudden display of affection
>you will never get to feel her pull you into a tight hug and in for a deep kiss
>you will never you will never feel Amy's soft luscious lips
>you will never feel her pull away, he soft silky hair glancing your skin as she turns to the kitchen with a smirk.
>you will never be loved by best gem
>>83340606
So she cared more about getting off Earth than Steven.
Imagine if she actually managed to, but then regretted it, and tried to go back to Earth, but realized she can't.
Would Pearl eventually stop thinking?
>>83340639
>amethyst
>best gem
no
>>83340607
>What was she thinking.
She wasn't.
>>83340639
Steven will.
>>83340551
MODS!
>>83340557
Ja.
>>83340580
Seriously? Why?
>>83340588
Nobody knows... http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_Guide
But we hope they will continue on a weekly basis.
>>83340635
That's how desperate she was.
>>83340635
I wonder how Lapis didn't go insane
I guess time must feel very, very different when your lifespan is virtually infinite
so what was going on a few hours ago? the mods executed their keikaku against /sug/?
>>83340669
Apparently this dude knows
https://plus.google.com/+RubyStevenUniverseGem/posts/6Qm3kk62ZZJ
>>83340669
Because he's a piece of shit.
Or atleast that's how he feels.
I actually understand Pearl's motivations to get off of Earth, if only from a perspective situation
Imagine you're a world traveler. Not only that, you travel the world with someone you love dearly. Like holy shit this person makes life worth living.
And then one day that person says "Look, we have to live in this apartment for a little while." Well shit, that sucks. But it's fine. As long as you have them everything will be okay.
But then that person dies, and you still can't leave that apartment. And every day you have to look out the window to the world you once traveled and explored. And the fucking walls are plastered with photos of that person who meant so much to you
That's why Pearl wants to leave earth
>>83340700
But we already had 'Steven Floats'. How does it proceed from there on out? Weekly? Daily?
>>83340709
he says its weekly in the comments
>>83340708
Hmmm..
With the new, expanded roster, she might be phased out. Build another ship and just leave.
"Dont worry, I'll be back... in at most a hundred years...!"
>Comes back three months later
"I missed you. So much."
>Abducts everybody aboard a bigger ship she stole from a Homeworld scouting party
>>83340708
But she doesn't want to leave anymore. She told Steven that she wants to stay on Earth with Steven.
>>83340700
Who the fuck is this? We've been saying the same thing here for a few days know, solely because of zap2it.
>>83340717
Oh. OK.
>>83340708
I can understand that.
But the bad thing is that she has to take care of Steven.
Ok, well, she actually doesn't but I feel like she should.
Also, she wanted to take Steven with her, she wanted to take him away from everyone he knew.
What if she actually managed to travel through space, but realized that Steven can't survive in space, and because of her, he's dead now?
>>83340733
I have no bloody clue, I've asked him where he gets his sources from. He seems to have rep, like the world of steven universe.
We had an entire episode about baseball and I have not seen one Constanza image.
So I made two for you hopeless jerks.
...I really hope Pearl gets a happy ending.
>>83340685
>implying
>>83340765
Oh, she will.
But she doesn't deserve one.
>>83340762
I hope this kickstarts you into not being lazy and uncreative.
How hard would Pearl belittle you?
>>83340766
I don't think she was being genuine. Just emotionally manipulating both Steven and Peri
>>83340783
A lot.
And I don't want to think about it.
>>83340765
She'll get it, don't worry.
>>83340766
At least she was entertained while torturing Jasper
When's Connie's thirstiness gonna take over and she forces herself on Steven?
>>83340661
Nice screencap.
I had to do it.
HW mod for Stellaris when.
>>83340847
Steven you slut you're too young for that sort of stuff!
>>83340847
Oh wow, thanks Sourscreen!
>>83340847
THIS IS NOT KID FRIENDLY AT ALL
>>83340762
>>83340783
Le Costanza face is more about the expression than the fact he's playing baseball, though. I don't think any of the gems made a similar face that episode.
>>83340881
>>83340838
>>83338429
Pearl attending a Veterans with PTSD anonymous meet.
>>83340925
She needs to be stopped.
>>83340762
I've seen a bunch of Costanzas but they're dumb because they're not doing le shiggy face
Post more Ameven
molest
>>83340783
Not very.
>>83341021
>>83341021
what's this from?
I need more SU vidya
>>83341029
>Hey BRAAAPA BRAAPA BRAAAAP!
>>83340762
I gave it a try.
>>83341102
Gem on wrong eye, otherwise it's good.
>>83340283
clarence crossover when
>>83341110
I flipped her in the original so she was facing the right way.
>>83341061
Thanks
>>83340783
Pearl? Who's that, all I see is Earl
>>83341143
yea I figured, but still, you could flip the gem around.
>>83341147
Would you comfort Earl after Sophie lost her the big game?
>>83341159
earl makes me question my sexuality
>>83341159
Steven would.
Really bob was the foundation of the human team. Without him everything would have fallen apart
>>83341189
That's not Steven...
Which Gem is the most Yandere?
Which Gem is the most Tsundere?
>>83341159
Yep.
>>83341213
>Sapphire can literally see the future
>Still can't into depth perception
Why was Sophie kept around when it was revealed that she was sleeping with Ruby, who was on the other team? This is worse than her crack addiction she developed last season.
>>83341218
It is.
>>83341230
I don't think it works like that Anon
Garnet mentions future vision isn't just "This is the thing that will happen." It's a varied array of ALL the things that could happen
If Sapphire were to use her future vision for that moment, it would actually be harder than just looking at the ball, because she could see Curves, Fastballs, sinkers, bean balls, strikes, walks. Everything.
>>83341235
Hey bud, 'Seeing the future' doesn't necessarily mean she's taking drugs.
Regardless, why wasn't Amy laid off after she clearly broke the rules with that outrageous spin which hospitalized 3 rubies.
Let's see your coach try to explain that shit.
>>83341213
>Bob
>not Steven
He was basically the leader of the Humans. They all had a lot of pressure on them but with his leadership they succeeded in the end.
New thread when
>>83341275
When we hit page 10
Don't get us banned again
>>83341285
When was the last time we got banned
>>83341319
>he wasn't there for the hiatus
>>83341156
>>83341339
I got into the series a week before it ended.
I guess I can consider myself lucky, for now atleast.
>>83341262
Woah woah woah, no where in the rules of baseball does it say anything against superhuman feats.
If we wanna go down that road I'm going to call out Ruby, that fire ball was a safety hazard, and the resulting smoke from it meeting Sophie's ice bat caused severe breathing problems for one, Ronaldo Fryman. that kind of stuff can cost you endorsements you know, no company wants to be involved in a player who caused that.
>>83341319
>>83341360
Literally the last time the show took a break
Mods started off with "You guys can keep your threads up as long as there is ONLY ONE SUG"
Cue people making 4 of them while the last one was on page 6. A lot of false flagging too. Folks really didn't like us.
>>83341360
Your time will come.
Do not worry my child.
You will experience it.
>>83341405
I'm not sure if I want to experience it.
>>83341419
>implying you have a choice
>>83341405
What do you know? You're just an ignorant clod who only knows how to break things!
>>83340685
I assume that being aliens, their mentality differs enough. The human equivalent to what Lapis went through would be akin to someone paralyzing you and making you a mute and then keeping you in solitary for decades for good measure.
Any human would go mad.
>>83341419
>he thinks he can just avoid the hiatus
>>83341360
It feels like eons being here.
Lurking since the days of /SU/ saving art.
Regrettingly i did not save green text, I thought the archive would never vanish...
Have fun young one. Lurk and have fun.
>>83341444
I spent 2 and a half years blind, mute, and unable to control the voluntary muscles in my upper body.
I think I could do a few decades like that without going mad. Lapis is a whiny bitch.
>>83341419
You don't understand Anon
the Hiatus is not something you voluntarily experience
The Hiatus is something you have thrust upon you
The Hiatus is a state of being
>>83341379
And what of Sophie PUBLICLY FUSING with a member of the ruby team right after her not only frankly illegal performance enhancing bat-trick and victory lap?
There are Children in the audience.
And the ruby meant nothing with a fireball, it's a tactic to scare other players, however, Sophie could've seriously hurt someone with that bat had she have missed that shot.
Which character do you think would be, the Assman?
>>83341477
Okay I'm going to need some background
>>83341512
Yellowtail
>>83341477
>>83341518
This. What ever happened to you and what was it like?
>>83341511
>What's wrong with fusing?
YOU SEE SOPHIE? NOW YOU GOT THE YOUTH ALL MIXED UP IN THE HEAD, IS THIS WHAT THIS ONCE GREAT SPORT HAS BECOME?
>>83341506
He can do done else instead of lurk hoping to see new art and try to spark a conversation or theory.
>>83341433
>>83341453
I see.
So this is the future I chose.
>>83341573
Do something else*
>>83341518
Conversion reaction disorder mimicking hemispheric paroxysmal nonkinesigenic dyskinesia.
Which are a bunch of fancy words for saying that my brain is wired wrong so stress doesn't come out as stress and instead just fucks up my body, in my case causing almost all the voluntary muscles in my upper body to tremor, spasm, contort, weaken, and otherwise fall out of my control in some fashion. At worst I won't be able to sit up, lift my head, uncontort my left arm, open my mouth, stop a spasming smile, open my eyes, use my vocal cords, or stop my right arm from flailing around. It's a variation of the same disease that causes mass hysteria.
Incidentally after a few years of being relatively symptom free, I've relapsed as of last fall and can't control my arms while walking and the slightest bit of stress or irritation (physical, mental, or emotional) sends me into a slumped over mess. I actually can't see out of my left eye or talk while I type this.
>>83341560
See
>>83341637
>>83341637
>Conversion reaction disorder mimicking hemispheric paroxysmal nonkinesigenic dyskinesia.
I don't need to know more.
>>83341637
>>83341656
Fuck mate that's pretty heavy.
>>83341571
I need more pics of confused Gems.
>>83341691
Only when I get the muscle weakness
>>83341571
You got a problem with fusin' pal?
One of the best batters in history was a fusion, you gonna disqualify her efforts?
>>83339482
Holy fuck I wish it was canon
>>83341637
Christ man
>slightest bit of stress or irritation (physical, mental, or emotional) sends me into a slumped over mess
and you spend your time HERE?
>>83340462
>>83341637
Womb: Ok so how do you want to react to stressful situations
Fetus: Just fuck me up fåm
twitterfags, gravity falls is creaming SU in the retweets
https://twitter.com/TeenChoiceFOX/status/737493835207606272
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>83341730
That giant hussie was cheating and you know it pal! Jasper was about to catch the ball but then it was suddenly behind her ear while that cricket got a homerun, how do you explain that you damn cheaters?
>>83341812
>that sapphire who will kick your ass
>the one-eye gem sapphire
Too good.
>>83341837
Just post it on the Tumblr SU tag.
>>83341832
It's not congenital. Generally onset is caused either by a significant traumatic event such as a rape or very rarely just by accumulated stress over time.
In my case it is the latter.
>>83341811
I think you underestimate exactly how few fucks I have learned to give over my life.
>>83341837
Not sure why you care enough to bother posting here.
>>83341848
Just how many times has your precious Jasper caught a ball and saved a game?
Cricket is the best batter we've had in a long while and you homeworld apologisers just keep giving them chances over chances, just face it, the human team never loses!
>>83341858
All we need now are the Garnets.
>>83341837
Do you actually think I give a shit about the Teen Choice Awards?
Do you think cartoon network executives care about the Teen Choice awards?
>>83341921
>that picture
>>83341921
Ignore them, that's clearly Yellow Diamond and she'll hate all the Crystal Gem players.
Call a clod and move on.
>>83341890
that thing is buried in spam right now
>>83341719
Kek glad to hear you find some humor in your uncomfortable situation
So the zap2it listing is on the front page for SU.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
>>83341916
because I really like this show? and it would be cool if it got an award. y not
New bread when
>>83341837
>>83341936
If we vote, do we get to see Rebecca Sugar awkwardly accept an award on television?
>>83341993
when we all accept peridot is best n cutest gem
New dredd when
>>83342011
Haha no
That one is the pearl
>>83342011
Welp, I'm already okay with that.
So, uh, what happens now?
>/sug/ Homeworld Apologisers edition
fund it
New fred when
>>83342106
>>83342106
>>83342106
NEW THREAD RIGHT HERE!
>>83342011
That's fine with me
New thread please?
>>83342284
Nevermind I forgot to refresh