/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Polls are back! I hope you had a lovely weekend /sug/!

First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10358780

>>83342106
that thing has a big anus

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Here we go.

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Best ship

>>83342106
>putting the goatse meme in a children show

Jesus Christ what were they thinking

>>83342129
for you

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Do gems have strong legs?

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Anybody have a link to an archive of the talkback thread for rose's scabbard?

>>83342134
what comes after k-i-s-s-i-n-g

>>83342148
I see.

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Armstrongfags please leave.

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>>83342168
Fusing.

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Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

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>>83342177
Curry.

>>83342177
Fast

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>>83342177
Good morning.

Pringles - Sour Cream & Onion flavored.

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>>83342134
its not a ship

just two best friends casually fucking

a lot

>>83342220
its been so long
god bless

>>83342257
Steven prefers Garnet anyway

>>83342177
chicken strips, mozzarella sticks, waffle fries, donuts, and mellow yellow

How it will be:

Townie bomb.
Steven solves whatever problem Pizza family have.
Goes next morning to the Fish Stew Pizza for a snack.

"Oh, Steven, we've got a customer who's looking for you!"
"What? Who?"
"There she is! In the corner!"

Steven turns to see who is it.
Jasper sits in the corner looking at him and grimly takes a bite from a slice of pizza.

Screen fades to black.
Hiatus.

>>83342293
and then steven gets a sister

>>83342293
> The gaybarn

my sides

>>83342293
Is Pearl jealous of Greg or of Jasper?

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>>83342294

>>83342330
she's disapproving of the whole thing

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>>83342293
Yesssssss~

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>>83342294
>HELLO ROSE, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
>Ah fuck, oh no.
>Shit now I got a stain on my onesie.

>>83342330
Yes

>>83342308
- Steven, what you can do?
- I can summon shield and bubble, heal things. create sentient plant life and communicate with the minds of the others!
- And what can you, little girl?
- I CAN HEADBUTT THINS! I CAN ROLL! YAY! *rolls out of screen*

>>83342150
Pretty sure the old archive was lost, wasn't it?

>>83342294
>How it will be:
>Townie bomb.
>Steven solves whatever problem Pizza family have.
>Goes next morning to the Fish Stew Pizza for a snack.
>"Oh, Steven, we've got a customer who's looking for you!"
>"What? Who?"
>"There he is! In the corner!"
>Steven turns to see who is it.
>Uncle Grandpa sits in the corner looking at him and grimly takes a bite from a slice of Pizza Steve.
>"Uh, just found out my show's been cancelled. Can I live in yours?"
>Screen fades to black.
>Hiatus.

>>83342330
She's hating the fact that Greg again will be happy.

>>83342348

God damn it why are artists so good at making Jasper cute

I'm getting the effect early peridemption episodes had on me; I just want to see this big idiot learn about human life and utterly fail during it

>>83342150
>>83342396

Pretty much everything's on desustorage, but I remember going back through the old threads and not being able to find Rose's Scabbard either. Kind of odd really,that whole week seems to be missing.

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>>83342409
>"Hey buddy I'm going through some stuff right now..."
>"You mind if I just crash here until I get back on my feet?"
>for years UG bums around Beach City until one day a faint "Good morning..." is heard, followed by a gunshot

is it realistic for steven to have any relationship with one of the new gems?

I hate connie and Lapis seems to like him at least?

PLEASE DON'T PUT PERIDOT AND LAPIS TOGETHER

>>83342435
>why are artists so good at making Jasper cute
Because she IS cute. She's our future big hunk of pumpking pie!

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>>83342473
Good riddance

>>83342475
I like periven, but I hate lapidot and lapiven.

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>>83342475
You can just take the easy way out and ship Steven with Gems and Connie at the same time.

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>>83342475
abandon hope

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LION AROUND

>>83342475
It has to be Peridot because she's about Steven's size so it looks the least like pedophilia.

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>>83342148
HOSHI!!!

>>83342475
Peridot and Amethyst is OTP

>>83342495
>I hate lapidot
It's natural, cause Amedot is the only way.

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>Everyone talking about Stevedot, Ameven, Lapisteven
>Steven has acknowledged that he will probably marry Connie in the future

I know shipping is just fan wankery, but it seems pretty sealed up that They're going to be an item.

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>>83342509
This late already

>>83342516
I actually hate all the Peri ships except for Periven.

It's just that Lapidot is the one I hate the most.

>>83342475
Steven has relationships with all the gems
Why do you care about who he fucks

>>83342524
>posting blue Ethan

>>83342527
I'll try to be faster next time.

Sorry.

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>>83342543

You hear about video games?

>>83342524
>Steven has acknowledged that he will probably marry Connie in the future
But who will Stevonnie marry?

>>83342568
>Permanent Stevonnie
KYS

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>>83342509

>>83342524
It's a shame people will almost always ship the dumb Peridot ships now.

>>83342579
What am I doing wrong anon.

Tell me.

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some people still don't realize that Laperithyst is going to be end game

just stop fighting it and get on board the polyship

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>>83342500
Better version.

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You got sucker's luck...
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine.
Does it feel like a trial?
Did you fall for the same emptinesses again?
Vilify. Don't even try.
Vilify. Don't even try.

>>83342575
Look, we're getting at least 8 years of Stevonnie so Connie can get 2 more terms. I don't think they'd defuse if they've been together that long

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>>83342524
do people take any StevenxGem ship seriously?

I certainly don't but crack can be fun sometimes simply because its completely not gonna happen

>>83342500
>>83342595

connie confirmed f tier hugger

>>83342601
What does this mean anon.

>>83342524
What about when Connie dies, eh?

Fuck connie

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>>83342606
She's not even gonna get the chance to run for presidency.

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>>83342527
daily reminder Zuke is a good kid and a very special snowflake

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>>83342622

Fuck you Connie's wonderful

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This is the blue gem.

>>83342624
>implying Steven couldn't heal her

>>83342614
Right now, it's just the Perifags trying to force Peridot related ships so SOME are taking it seriously.

>>83342664
You can't heal dead people.

>>83342658
I don't like the blue gem.

>>83342656
she's just "that brown girl"

steven needs a gem like his daddy done did

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>>83342621
Trying to do good is pointless, being bad hurts you less.

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Reminder that Amedots are desperate subhuman trash that are clinging to a slowly sinking ship.

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Reminder that Amethyst ate a cheese

Stevidot now!

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>>83342678
Like I give a fuck!

>>83342622
>when Connie dies
Well Steven's going to fuse with Connie to stop her aging so if Connie dies that means Steven is dead which means Rose will probably come back and continue to ignore Pearl

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>>83342708
Here he is.

>>83342686
But it still hurts.

>>83342656
She is literally just oh wow I'm normal wow I'm brown

It doesn't even seem like she thinks of steven as more than a friend

STEVEN X LAPIS

or steven and peridot

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>>83342697
>those are my limb enhancers

>>83342656
This may be my favorite Connie drawing

10/10 and I never give those.

brb, making a transparency out of thise

>>83342726

10/10

>>83342601
hey I'm the anon who posted a link to that two or three threads ago. great song right?

>>83342614

I could KINDA see how Stevedot could have been a thing if Connie didn't exist.

Obviously Steven and Connie are gonna end up together, there's not even a question there, but it's not like there isn't a bit on genuine chemistry in Stevedot

All other gem ships are pure fantasy though.

Ameven is hot as fuk doe

>>83342730
To be fair, nobody has ever brought up Connie's race in the show. Only the fans and the creators have.

>>83342722
Pshh,
they ain't gonna be fused all the time. Plus Connie'll prolly just get hit by a bus

>>83342680
>>83342730

>Skilled swordsman
>Capable of going toe to toe with pearl who's been fighting for milennia
>Brilliant
>One of the few characters who sees Steven as a friend and a kid instead of his mom's reincarnation

Connie. Is. wonderful.

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>>83342708
I was too lazy to save that drawing by Sketchabee where Peridot kisses Steven and he starts floating.

Can someone post it? I'm too lazy to get it.

>>83342686
Just be neutral.

It's easier and doesn't hurt.

>>83342766
REEEEEE

Just move away Connie

MOVE AWAY

>>83342782
How the hell did Connie learn so fast.

Pearl must be a great teacher.

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>>83342656

Does anyone else hate how Connie's nose seems to go right up into her forehead? It looks ugly as fuck.

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>>83342782
>Capable of going toe to toe with pearl

Oh man that's rich! No Pearl would destroy her if she put actual effort into fighting her.

>>83342782
No

NO

Also she sees him as a friend yeah

while steven actually likes her romantically

Steven's gotta get some of the Peri or lapis strange

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>>83342783

>>83342782
so she'll get friendzoned

>>83342811
Everything about Connie is ugly as fuck

>>83342814

pearl is just like a stray animal, obedient but useless without her master

connie4lyfe

>>83342824
>and that's how steven universe died

Thank you.

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What are they talking about?

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>Reminder that Ronaldo puffed Lapis

>>83342811
Hate everything about her

she seems like an insert

So we all can agree that StevenxGem is patrician taste and it's much better than your average lesbian ship tumblr tier?

>>83342699
its GOUDA know and i wanna BRIE with her.

>>83342851
>>83342836

Why are you guys so mean

>>83342855
Yes thank you

>>83342863
Truth hurts

>>83342855
I'm not into lesbian shipping, but I'm sure /ss/ is more degenerate

>>83342863
Because Connie is a bad character.

>>83342855
I agree

Lesbian stuff just has no flavor

NO SPICE

I like GregxGem better than the lesbian stuff

Amethyst and Greg is some good stuff

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>>83342811

>What are indian noses

>>83342622
I bet you anything that Steven's going to give up his gem and die too, like in that book they read where the bird guy became a human to be with the girl

Because it turns out the growth and change and sense of empathy that mortality facilitates is part of the beauty that Rose saw in organic life. She wanted to die to bring in new life, and Steven will want to do that too. A natural cycle for a line of gem/human hybrids that will always be the bridge between the two worlds. If Steven lived forever he'd end up as jaded as every other gem

Also fuck YOU connie is great she's brave and nice and good.
And if Steven did live forever and wanted to be with a gem in the future, he'd probably go for one of the millions of others and not one of his moms or adopted sisters. And one that's his size, because by the time he's an adult peridot and lapis will be like children to him

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here is my wife i love my wife

>>83342855
Steven is a child you scum

>>83342881
/ss/ isn't degenerate though.

>>83342863
Because shit character is shit

I'd rather steven be with the millennial old space rocks than this trash

>>83342897

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>>83342850
>Woolie is Ronaldo's Stand

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>>83342855
I'm really not into lesbian/gay stuff, so StevenxGem ships (and Greg ships or other GemxHuman ships) are pretty all I got.

I don't have any GemxGem ships but I've got almost all StevenxGem ships.

>>83342823
>>83342835
didn't she blush at him like twice

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What happens when steven rejects connies curry bowl cookout

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>>83342897
That's Steven's wife you sick fuck.

>>83342881
/pol/ here

lesbian is more degenerate because of how real life lesbians are

however that doesn't matter

Connie is a shit character and the lesbian relationships in this show are boring

remember how spicy greg and amethyst were?

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>>83342850
I wonder if she will atack him on sight

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Steven and Connie are the cutest and the best and if you disagree you're objectively wrong.

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>>83342925

Should I get into this shit? I haven't seen one episode and all I see about it is tumblr shit about people getting triggered over skin colors so I don't know about it.

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https://youtu.be/03KUv8ZV9hI

>People ITT actually believe Steven and Connie don't love eachother

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>insane pedophiles seriously think steven could end up with any of the gems

and i thought zutara was bad

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So the shipping fags are derailing another thread?

>>83342972
Ignore Tumblr and maybe 4chan if you really want to watch the show.

>>83342893
the facts are this

Connie is a boring shit character

Steven is a fun interesting character

They don't actually belong together

Your fan fiction won't fix that

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>>83342972
who the fuck cares about tublr

>>83342976
Oh no, I do believe they are in love.

I also believe that Connie a shit character.

>>83342972
don't watch it's a meme

>>83342175
Which gem will result of their fusion?
Brown quartz?

>>83342983
beach city has no age limit on love

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Daily reminder that bigger hair is better

>>83342893
I'd be pissed if they went the,
>oh rose was never dead and greg can finally relate to his robot son all is good

I'd honestly chuck an autistic tanty. Rose died for steven, THE END

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>>83342948
Then why was she flirting with Ruby in the baseball game, didn't she know she was making Ruby jealous?

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Best ship

>>83342972
No
Go away, back to your capeshit

>>83343009
brown metal garbage can full of expired milk

I don't mind connie, because whenever she appears, it tends to be an opportunity for steven to learn something new about rose or gain a new power

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>>83342976
I believe it.

I just don't like it.

>>83342976
Yeah she loves him in a friendly way

Connie is tryign to cuck steven

as soon as another guy comes along she'll be outta there

fuck connie

>>83342972
Pretty good, if you ignore the fanbase. The humor is hit or miss though.

>>83342814
Jasper as Enoch would be fucking priceless.

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>>83343024
That wasn't flirting, and that happened a long, long time ago. They're married now.

>>83342976
And is that supposed to make Connie any less of a shitty character?

Here's a question for you guys who have been watching SU since near the beginning:

Did it surprise people that Garnet was a perma-fusion?

I've been curious about this since I watched the show like 6 months ago (only like 5 episodes ago...). To me, it was kinda obvious that Garnet was a fusion. But I only thought this on the rationale that she was bigger than the other gems. I think while watching Giant Woman I said to my friend "Oh, maybe Garnet's a fusion too, because she's a big gem!" I didn't think anything of her having two gems or her defusion silhouette being weird. Also her being super-happy about Stevonnie was a pretty obvious clue. That said, by the time I watched the finale, I had already long forgotten about it and wound up being really surprised by the 'twist' anyways.

What about 4chan and the Internet at large? I imagine /co/ saw it coming a mile away and knew Jail Break would be the episode where it's revealed.

>>83343025
I can get behind this

>>83342811
She's got that Liam Neeson look going on.

>>83342976
Steven also loves Peridot and was very explicit about that

I can feel it in my bones
At the end of this long road
When all is said and done
And everybody has paid their dues
As friends wave goodbye
And remember fondly the good years passed
At the end of this long road...
Amethyst will be best gem

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>>83343070
Damn right you can.

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I want /pol/ to leave

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>>83342849
Peridot's feelings for Amethyst and how she doesn't know how to deal with them or what they mean

>>83343065
Yeah I wasn't surprised

I thought it was just an assumed thing

>>83343093
And I want shit characters to leave

>>83342871
>>83342883
>>83342927
It's nice to see people with taste here

>>83343083
MOAR

>>83342293
I would be more worried about jasper, actually.

>>83343093
Hating Connie doesn't mean that you are /pol/

She's just a shit and boring character.

>>83343065
Oddly i asked this and a lot of people either weren't as detail hungry as we are today or not enough people noticed all the hints or watched Fusion Cusine and were surprised.

>>83342811
It's an "Aquiline" nose, they're not particularly attractive to me either. Makes people look like bird jews.

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>>83343116
I don't actually have much more that's "romantic" or "shippy".

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>still R.I.P

>>83343093
/pol/ is 4chan so it will never leave

but this isn't a /pol/ thing

Connie is actually just a really horrible and boring character

I skipped the Say Uncle episode because I fucking hate that retarded show. Did anyone else skip it?

>/ss/ running wild
>Hating Connie like it was breathing

Now this is the /sug/ I know and love

>>83343065

I personally was surprised, mostly thanks to Garnet's size. Up to that point every fusion was about 15-20 feet tall. Garnet appears to be pushing 7 feet with hair.

But thinking back there is a LOT of foreshadowing. Her reaction to Stevonnie especially

>>83343113
You as well

Lesbian stuff is boring if you're older than 16

plus steven rules and has great chemistry with so many ladies

why tie him to the most boring one romantically?

>>83343160
Isn't Rose 8 feet tall?

With the hair, I think Garnet is almost as tall as her.

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>>83343136
There's these two porn pics. The first one is Lapis blowing Steven, the second one is Peridot blowing Steven.
http://imgur.com/a/bfIMH

>>83343136
gimme all you got

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>>83343186

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>>83343179

>>83343152
Yeah I actually don't know why anyone would like Connie unless they are self inserting

>>83342972
If you can get through the heavy-handed faggotry that is Sugar's calling card, it's a really thought-provoking show once the plot picks up.

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>>83342177
Whatever the fuck I feel like eating.

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I FUCKING LOVE BEES

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>>83342677
How do you know? Has anyone tried?

>Pearl will never notice poor Steven having wet dreams in his sleep as he grows older and decide to help him herself

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So, do you guys think we'll get something announced today regarding the next batch of new episodes?

>>83343149
I did. Fuuuck that.

>>83343047
I see her more as Dedan, with the anger and all that.

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>>83343223
Yes.

>>83343149
I didn't. It was actually pretty funny in a meta-humour sort of way.

>>83342177
Coconut fried honey bananas.

>>83342509

May your genitals sprout wings and fly away.

>>83342761

Oh yeah, songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmNYWTpYj8M

>>83343047
Would Pearl, having the most similar uniform to the batter, look like his corrupt form as well?

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>>83342795

>>83343193
>oct 31 == dec 25
damn that's a good one

>>83342761
Yeah, it reminded me how much fun I had with Portal 2 again.

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>>83343229
>Pearl knows best.jpg
I wish I had that crop on my phone

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>Beta Kindergarten.
>Desert design.
>Located in the American Southwest.
>Upcoming episode title: The Kindergarten Kid.

>>83343193
I get it, and it still isn't funny

>>83343231

Why? Today has no significance

>>83343297
I don't get it.

>>83343065
I watched from the beginning and thought she was a fusion before it was revealed because of how she activated the temple door. I didn't notice the silhouettes in Fusion Cuisine until people on the internet pointed it out.

>>83343318
They find another gem. That's the new character Sucrose was talking about.

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FUCK REBECCA

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>>83342770

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinhalese_people

What could you say about her 'race' anyway?

"Fucking Sinhalese and... their temples and shit..."

>>83342795

Thou art God.

>>83342811

I like it. So fuck you.

>>83342814

Well, yes. Pearl is at least a hundred times as strong as a human.

Perhaps a thousand.

Which fusion has the best theme and why is it Sugilite?

>>83343330

It's the last day of the month, and CN's released monthly schedules on the last day of other months before.

I think we'll get more information by Saturday at the latest, but it could be at any point during this week really.

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>>83342855
I just don't understand steven ships, I don't get the psychology. like I see pics of steven with gems, and I'm like heck yeah that's cute as hell, but what is going on in your brain to see it, or want to see it, as anything resembling romance? I mean, I understand having lots of feelings for their platonic relationships, because I do as well, but yeah

the fuck is "spicy" about anything involving steven? it's like the opposite of that, he's the chillest, vanilla-est, sweetest kid ever and anything involving him is pure fluff

I dunno if I can't find one part of a ship attractive, or at least on the level of attractiveness as their partner, I just can't get the appeal. steven is a chubby little goofball that's the farthest thing for sexual for me so steven/gem ships are an enigma to me

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>>83343362
also best mom

>>83343369
That's a weird way to say Sardonyx theme

>>83343362
I can believe a hundred.

But I think a thousand is too much.

>>83343231
I hope so

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>>83343137
next episode

If WWII never happened does this mean nuclear weapons don't exist?

>>83343395
>Not sexualising the Steven

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Which duplicate gems would look good doing this?

>>83343318
I hope their weapon is a for real gun

>>83342863

They're insecure and full of self-loathing.

So as a means of survival, they project.

>>83342993
>Connie is a boring shit character

Why? Because she is a nerd, like us? We don't know shit about what she's like. We only ever see her interact with Steven.

That's why I would LIKE a townie arc so we get to see what they do when he is NOT around.

>Lars defending Steven when someone shit-talks about 'the weird fat kid'
>Connie at school where everybody is intimidated by her
>Ronaldo discovering and solving a supernatural case which has nothing to do with the Gems and nobody will ever know about except for him

>>83343362
Aren't Connie and her parents Indian-American?

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>>83343443

That second panel looks awfully familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHFm94-zdYs

>>83343369
It's Malachite anon

>>83342941

They've almost kissed twice already. And her dialog in Steven's Birthday is coated in implications of her feelings for him being just as strong as his.

>>83343512
>lars defending anybody
>being intimidated by connie
nah

>>83343113
>>83343166
since when did pedos take over these threads?

>>83343512
She's boring, because she seems like a self-insert.

>>83343512
Ronaldo is the nerd character that is based off of though.
Connie is the love interest.

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>>83343524
>as Jasper's falling she encounters the clover cluster
>THE DARK FUSION SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU

>>83342995

I do.
I get all my porn there these days.

>>83342972

There is literally no worse place to ask than this one. Watch a few episodes and make up your own mind. Most of us love it, some of us hate it, we all watch it regardless.

>>83343065

For me it was the two gems on the door that raised my suspicion. But I never gave it much thought.

>>83343149

Yep.

>>83343565
GF ended on a shit finale so they need to project

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>>83343512
>Lars defending Steven when someone shit-talks about 'the weird fat kid'

I like Lars a lot, but I have extreme doubts that something like that would have ever happened.

I need to find that comic again where Sadie or someone says that Steven has gone missing and he just has the dumbest grin on his face.

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>>83342855
This is some good taste yu have there

>>83342855
how desperate do you have to be to fap to something that you use STEVEN of ALL CHARACTERS as fap bait?

>>83343166
>Lesbian stuff is boring if you're older than 16

I haven't read anything more idiotic than that on these threads.

>>83343334
The humor lies in the fact that Halloween occurs on October 31 and Christmas occurs on December 25, thus equating "oct" in October and octal, and "dec" in December and decimal.

>>83343621
/ss/ is good.

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>>83343621

>>83342697

In fact, now that Lapislazuli this with Peridot, there is a possibility that she can find the missing extensions that were thrown into the water in the area of the portal

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>>83342972
The first episodes can be somewhat tiresome, for they needed to find their way of doing things. Steven is a little shit at the beginning.
Watch the first seven to twelve episodes. After that you should decide.

Also this sounds more like it is. An ep is only eleven min

>>83343395
If you can't see the spice

you'll never understand

>>83343648
This always made no sense to me. If Peridot can build a mech in five minutes, why doesn't she just make new limb enhancers?

>>83342972
It has its pros and cons, mostly pros. I'd say the worst thing about it is how rushed some episodes feel because of the 11-minute format, and sometimes the animation is iffy. But it has really good visuals, the musicals are great, backgrounds are gorgeous and the writing + characters are actually really, really good. But it takes some time for the show to pick up, I didn't really like it much until around episode 15.

>>83343700
Bad writing.

>>83343512
Yeah you like Connie because she's your self-insert

We've found you out

Go like your shit character somewhere else

THIS IS /ss/ territory now

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If Steven will get any fatal injury they will just throw him in to the Rose fountian right?

>>83343700
It's not the SAAAAAAAAAAAME, and it's also a device to escalate drama between Lapis and Peri

>>83343734
Pretty much.

I think that thing could even make you grow limbs back.

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>>83343637
HE IS TOO PURE FOR THAT

>>83343429

Well, consider the relative physical strength needed to kick three pounds of flying rock. Could a strong person even do that?

>>83343443

But she is just one gem. And they are millions. Wouldn't she just be drawn in?

>>83343514

Maheswaran is a Sinhalese (ie, from Sri Lanka) name. But I assume they were raised in the US.

>>83343553
>being intimidated by connie

Oh yes. High grades, doesn't talk much, physically strong and able, doesn't really have friends...

>>83343570

She is an US insert. She is the normal outsider.

>>83343585
>I like Lars a lot, but I have extreme doubts that something like that would have ever happened.

Of course. It would be a pleasant surprise. But Lars knows Steven is one of the few people who actually likes him, plus he literally pulled his ass out of the jaws of a savage gem once. he knows Steven lives a pretty wild life, but the kid's still nice to him.

Hope springs eternal.

>>83342972
if you like cartoons/anime then yes, start from the beginning

if you've literally never watched anything in your life then no one can answer you so just dip your toes in and watch the good episodes to try to get hooked. i always say 1, 2, 12, 16, 20, 25, 26 for this

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>>83343760
Not for long

>>83343769
>going out of order
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A

>>83343762
milion "shards" not full thinking gems

>>83343762
If we combine the strength of 80 persons I think it could be done.

Well, I have no fucking idea since I haven't done any math, but I think they could do it.

Also, being an US insert doesn't make her any less boring.

>>83343466
The success of the Manhattan Project does not imply that alternate development cycles can not occur.

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>>83342972
Watch the first dozen episodes before you make any judgments. Don't skip episodes. Many of the sources will have some of the episodes out of order. Stay the hell away from /sug/ and the like, they're full of spoilers.

>>83343700
Her tech isnt advanced enough. The mechs were impressive but they were mostly mechanical, very large, and clunky for their purposes. Her limb enhances were probably capable of way more power than the mechs had in only a teensy tiny bit of space. Where is she going to get the tools to make levitating fingers or holigraphic interfaces in a barn? Youre asking her to make a smart phone from a toaster oven.

>>83343443
>that fertilization imagery
I read too much impreg porn

>>83343805
>I have no fucking idea since I haven't done any math

>>83343795

Could you mentally dominate a million lunatics all screaming at you?

>>83343805
>being an US insert doesn't make her any less boring

What do you want, then?

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>>83343779

>>83342850
A part of me wishes Renaldo turned out to be honest-to-god Homeworld spy.

>>83343842
I don't want an insert.

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>>83342883
Just can't stand a relationship without a floppy dick in it, huh?

Gems are pure. Except that degenerate rebel Rose. The monkey fucker. Amethyst probably gobbled a few sausages in her day too.

Wait, that's half the team.

WHELP we have pure gay Garnet and obviously smitten by giant women Pearl.

Just let the rocks be gay.
Not every ship needs a self insert for your penis.

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>>83342744
right back might have been an overestimation, but I hope to finish before my dental appointment this afternoon

>>83343762
>three pounds

Considering a goddamned football weighs just one pound, not that fucking much.

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>>83343842
Steven heard screams, i don't remeber Peridot hearing them.

>>83343231
Remember how week of Sardonyx was announced almost immediately after the last episode of the previous bomb aired?

If you want to get hype for possible announcements, wait for Thursday.

>>83343885
I think he meant 300 pounds.

And really, what strength would be needed to do the same thing Pearl need?

The strength of a hundred humans? five hundred?

>>83343727
fuck off pedo

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Does Peridot have male genitals down there? She wears boxers...

>>83343933
>drawings = real life
Yes anon, of course.

>>83343833
Can't unsee.

Don't want to unsee

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>>83343933

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>>83343933
The more serious question is, will Perry get an affinity for wearing clothes?

>>83343964
DON'T

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Boo.

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>>83343964

>>83343253
Exept when Jotaro does it

>>83343867
From a gem's perspective, fucking humans is probably like a really obscure, bizarre fetish that would be too weird even for Amethyst. I think Rose really is uniquely degenerate in this regard.

Alternatively, maybe the gems really are like vikings and routinely rape the males of countless species across the supercluster before draining their planets of life.

If Steven ever goes to homeworld, will there be a zoo displaying various interesting organic lifeforms the gempire has come across?

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>REMINDER

>>83343779
>Posting the Zutara level art
This artist self-inserts like a mad woman.

So guys do you think a gun could defeat a gem?

I mean, if a sword and a stick can, why not a gun?

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>>83343976
>>83344004

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Which gem is the most likely to be pic related

>>83344029
I SAID DON'T

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>>83344029
STOP IT

>>83344029
DO ;)

>>83344038
Lapis

>>83343920
I'm an engineer. I will answer your question. In simple, yet very smug terms.

It's actually a meaningless question. Via Newton's Third Law, any force she applies to the body would simply rebound on her.

Meaning that unless Pearl weighed 300 pounds herself, she would just bounce off the rock and do negligible amounts of work on it, and even if she had the ability to project enough force to make it bounce off, she'd still fly off into the sky.

Honestly how suprised would you be if you discovered most of what rose quartz did was because she was a sense freak who was obsessed with experiencing new things?

>>83344024
Fuck off with this bait discussion shit.

>>83343854

Bitch, I didn't ask what you DIDN'T want.

>>83343920

No, I meant three pounds.
And that is precisely the question.

>>83343885

OF ROCK. Not a football.

>>83343899

Well, then, if Jasper can't even communicate with the Cluster, how can she fuse with them?

>>83343970

And, later on, as the logical progression, for morphing a 'naked' form?

>>83344024

Depends on who wields it.

>>83344014
>too weird even for Amethyst
Really? She was born here.

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>>83344038
Steven ofcourse

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>>83344021
I don't know, it's pretty cute.

>>83344077

Take into account their 'gravity connectors' - evidently, not just feet.

>>83344081

I thought it was pretty obvious that she was an extremely sensual being.

>>83344077
Right, but what if Pearl weighed 300 pounds? Can't gems change their weight?

>>83344038

most of the gems are pretty autsy desu

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>>83344089
Is talking a term of fusing?

>>83344108
I mean, look at it though.
>Peri cheats on Steven with Kevin.
>They have sex ALL the time.
>They have a cute baby.
>Connie is often angry and jealous in the background
The artist is using SU characters to live in a soap opera and she's using Peridot as a self insert.

>>83344089
I want an interesting character that isn't an insert.

And if it was three pounds I don't think you really need that much strength.

>>83342148
their legs are OK

>>83344130
Honestly, it seems kind of bizarre that gems weigh anything at all.

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>>83343933
>No Ayys
Who did this filth?!

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>>83344150
But for what it is, it's cute.

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insertfag end yourself

>>83343369
Opal, hands down. It's like the raddest JRPG boss theme.

>>83344089
Ok, it's wield by someone that's really good at using guns.

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hah! Pearl is a Flight Attendant.

>>83344077
Considering they have a passive gravity conector I'm just gonna asume they have a in-case-of-punch-change-weight or some whit like that

If they're going to do a bunch of anime references, Steven should poof some gems against the walls with his bubble, Akira style.