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>"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
The results from yesterday are in! I'm holding you to this /sug/!Pretty surprising honestly.
First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10322217
>>83212721
Brainwashed Villain Connie when?
>>83212795
Never.
>>83212795
How many times have you posted that picture in your lifetime?
>Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone else can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Daily reminder that lesbians are EVIL.
>>83212763
>7 and 1 won out
Holy shit, y'all are a bunch of cynical bastards.
Besides, there's nothing stopping it from being both a Centipeetle and a townie episode.
Sucking like Maggie Simpson.
>>83212795
It is Kahaani, not Connie.
nth for it will never get fully better for pearl.
let her see rose just one more time and see how the facade she built up after roses death just fall away.
Is Connie sweet cherry pie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o
>Jhonen on SU
What happens?
>>83212852
she will be happy once she fuses with Steven
>>83212860
sweet curry pie
>>83212821
At least they can play fucking baseball.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoF42UppkI4
Post Cutest Gem
Would you a Stevonnie?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83212763
>Steven uses his telepathy
i might have missed this when did he get this power?
>>83212888
*cunny
>>83212721
We're back, baby!
>>83212795"Homecoming."
Is Garnet a stereotype?
>>83212763
>Monster Reunion is a Malachite episode
>>83212721
What happened to Pearl's hand? Who drew that?
>>83212908
since Chille Tid I think
he can only use it in his sleep and he pretty much has no control over it
>>83212908
Chille tid
>>83212821
My best friend is a lesbian. She is kinda obnoxious and a loud-mouthed pothead but I wouldn't call her evil.
>>83212795
Soon...
>>83212924
No, she's a conversation.
>>83212924maybe
>>83212931
>>83212930
thanks
>>83212889
Didn't Sapphire cover her gem durig the episode?
Man, rubies sure are dumb.
>>83212924
It's just two lines circling the actual part of the lips.
>>83212930
come to think of it, is he narcoleptic or something?
Who falls asleep like that? Especially in dangerous gem drill situations.
>>83212902
YES! I would a Stevonnie. Twice on Sundays.
>>83212908
>>83212930
>>83212931
The amethyst little butler episode you nuggers
>>83212904
She might be happier if she could take a hit worth a damn. All that fancy hydrokinesis don't do you much good at melee range, Lazuli.
>>83212850
No its Connie
>>83212902
>neither of them is gay.jpg
Obviously,they're bisexual.
>>83212721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ5o89GXxO8
Pearl is the best singer in every dub
>>83212986
That's what happens when you are a glass cannon mage who willshatterafter one hit.
>>83212986
Get out Woolie
>>83212976
When did he use telepathy in Maximum Capacity?
So real talk, is Pearl a good teacher? Or have we simply not seen enough of Connie's training to know for sure?
>>83212819
I don't know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your life?
>>83212986
Confirmed, Lapis is actually weakest gem, she is only OP when she literally has the entire ocean between you and her
>>83213041the TV
>>83212967
I do, actually. I take 5 minutes laying down with my eyes closed and BAM. Asleep.
>>83212989
Kahaani Maheshwaran, translates to, Lord Master of the Universe.
>>83213068
Remember that episode where she tried to homeschool Steven?That was the only time i thought she could be the teacher type of character then Rose's Scabbard happened
>>83213068
She probably is a good teacher
Sadly her first instinct was to brainwash Connie and turn her into Steven's Pearl
Sadly Steven stopped this, so we don't get body guard/sex slave Connie in the future
WE
>>83212924
Yes, now kids are gonna grow up thinking all Garnets are the same.
>>83213068
pearl is a great teacher as long as she's not being triggered about anything.
>yfw they established that when fusions defuse they're separated into their base components so Steven can fuse with multiple humans without them getting stuck in a fusion when he detatches
>>83213072
Like in one continuous series of meals? Probably like 2.
Wait, no 3. That was some bomb ass French toast.
Um are we defining loaves as loaf shaped loaves or loaves in general? Cause I've made loaves of bread that aren't loaf shaped and eaten several of those in series too.
>>83213100
>Sadly Steven stopped this, so we don't get body guard/sex slave Connie in the present
Fixed that for you.
>>83213081
how is making a tv go to static telepathy?
you do realize what telepathy is right? Its the power Professor X has, it can't move or effect objects, it just effects people's minds, reading minds, mental communication, mind control.
Breaking a tv with your mind would be telekinesis.
>>83213129
>>yfw they established that when fusions defuse they're separated into their base components so Steven can fuse with multiple humans without them getting stuck in a fusion when he detatches
...Does anyone actually believe that'll happen?
>>83213102
'RE
>>83213152
Fusing with multiple humans?
Never.
Fusing with any other HUMAN besides Connie?
Really it's just shitpost bait.
>>83213129
Well Garnet walked out of Alex multiple times, so I don't think that's exactly right. But I would be highly surprised if they ever show Steven fusing with more than one human at once.
>>83213169
Connie fag detected
>>83212902
I still want a fic about Priyanka and her husband discovering Stevonnie completely by accident...and then getting entirely the wrong idea.
How did Peridot interrogate Lapis?
>>83212841
sincerely the worst thing i've ever seen
>>83213169
No, I mean as in does anyone actually think Steven unfusing from a fusion with multiple humans would result in the other humans getting stuck together?
>Fusing with any other HUMAN besides Connie?
It can happen.
>>83213143
It's mind powers dummy, it Happened
Can Steven beat Chun-Li?
>>83213182
Let's not kid ourselves
Why would Steven even want to fuse with another human? Connie is likely the best fighter among all the humans he knows, so no combat reason to do it and he clearly has stronger feelings for her than any of his other friends so I can't see him doing it for personal reasons
Other than maybe Greg, but I think that would just feel weird and incesty
>>83213182
I expected this just because i solo'd out Connie.For one you are really an idiot to not consider the only reason she fused with him was because She is the only story important human on the show next to Greg
also
>Liking humans
What are you, retarded?
>>83213220
>>83212821
>>83213220
What, so his reason for fusing with other humans, or just fusing in general have to be purely combat reasons for you? You really don't think that Steven can't fuse with some other human to give development to both him and the human he fuses with?
>>83213216
Absolutely not.
>>83213194
telepathy and telekinesis are two different things, you can have both, but don't have to
how is pointing out when Steven used telekinesis at all relevant to the question of when Steven first used telepathy?
Billy and Mandy crossover when?
>>83212820
what a inspirational poem
>>83213100
>Sadly her first instinct was to brainwash Connie and turn her into Steven's Pearl
To be fair, Connie has serious self-esteem issues, and didn't exactly resist that mindset.
>>83213127
True. Also, the episode seemed to imply that Pearl kept throwing more and more dangerous stuff at Connie throughout. That was quite a few Holo-Pearls she was expected to fight alone, and then the real deal.
Pearl's a bit of a hardass.
>>83213248
I don't think there are any other human characters Steven is actually close enough with to fuse with for personal reasons
Maybe Sadie? Steven isn't gonna go around fusing with people just to show off, he isn't a slut, its not even clear if he has even fused with someone intentionally, both time we saw Stevonnie form it was an accident
>>83213187
>she USED her like an OBJECT
>>83213300
>isn't a slut
Would the army in SU more technologically advanced than ours due to the ancient gem tech that they most likely reverse engineered?
>>83213300
>he isn't a slut
You sure about that?
I want Kristen Schaal to be a guest voice on the show.
Describe her character.
>>83213292
>Pearl's a bit of a hardass.
People who had to work their ass off to be exceptional are like that. They expect everyone to put in the effort they did.
>>83213329
Fuck off Mabel.
>>83213292
pearl went to war over someone being completely unprepared in any sense as to what war could do to someone. the ptsd is strong so the problems because of them as just as bad.
>>83213329
Fusion of Peridot and Amethyst, and she's all over the place.
>>83213321
>they most likely reverse engineered?
Ha. It's fucking magic to them and hidden away in remote corners of the Earth with god knows what kind of misdirection protecting it.
>>83213321
no, for multiple reasons
but we will go with the fact that people probably can't reverse engineer it, that sort of thing doesn't just randomly happen, you think if you drop a cellphone or a nuclear power plant back in Ancient Rome they would just reverse engineer our tech?
No its too advanced and too different for them to make anything of it at all, and this is probably still the case in Steven's time
>>83213364
This, or Steven + Amethyst or Steven + Peridot.
>>83213152
>...Does anyone actually believe that'll happen?
No, it would be completely ludicrous for 2 side characters to become stuck together in a fusion.
I mean what series would ever have that happen?
>>83213357
I don't really feel like Pearl is shell shocked.
>>83213364
Basically this.
>>83213368
>>83213364
oh god please no
could she at least do a different freaking voice for once?
The only good thing about this idea, is that the fusion voices never seem to come back for a second episode
>>83213384
you do know that they ended up fusing right?
>>83213408
Shhh
Enjoy your Mabel from SU
>>83213388
the problems only come up when she's being triggered about something.
>>83213357
Did she get the PSTD after Steven was born?
Garnet went through basically the same exact shit (well except it was for herself most likely) but she's still fine even her components too.
So is it really just because of Steven?
Reminder that Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot, Jasper and Centipeetle have all almost caused Steven's death.
>>83213437
And only five of them had done it by accident or unintentionally.
>>83213425
Listen, Mabel was great but she should go back to banging her brother in the unaired 3rd season and stay away from SU
Because I don't want, the exact same freaking voice as Mabel, Jake Jr and name anything else she has ever voice acted in all she ever does is use her regular freaking voice.
I'm not even sure I can call her a voice actor, since she doesn't seem to be acting at all.
>>83213344
Fair enough. I fact, the two even sang a bit about it.
>Pearl: Deep down/You know/You weren't built for fighting
>Connie: Deep down/I know/That I'm just a human
It's cute how Pearl agreed to train Connie because she saw they were both weaklings determine to get swole.
>>83213408
i think Hayley Kiyoko would be a better option for a Ame+Peri fusion
>>83213469
She also does Louise Belcher and no she doesn't voice act at all. The woman's got a weird voice and she just rolls with it.
>>83213432
It probably doesn't help that the love of her life, and entire reason she went to war in the first place, just up and left her. Violence always takes it's toll on the Human psyche, gems probably aren't that different. And if the entire reason for her committing those violent acts is gone now, can she justify them in her own mind any more?
>>83213432
I think it's more that the horrors of war never managed to catch up to her when she had Rose with her. Now that she's gone, she probably felt like she had nobody to talk to.
>>83213457
Three. Unless you count everything Centipeetle does as unintentional because she's feral, but then it's still four.
>Lapis tried to drown him
>Peridot tried to crush him
>Jasper tried to laser him
>>83213498
The only way that Steven will be able to make both of them happy is if he marries both.
>>83213487
who?
Anyway, really know way to guess at who would be a good Amethyst/Peridot fusion until we know what the design is suppose to look like anyway
>>83213469
I don't think she live-action acts either.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2sa6iHWF8I
>>83213493
Also Sarah Lynn from Bojack Horseman.
Yep, the same fucking voice, but it fits hyperactive characters I guess.
>>83213526
>>83213498
Wrong Love Triangle/Poly Ship
>>83213537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MT8SwNa_U
>>83213549
Steven > Amy.
>>83213526
move to utah. those people have never been known to get caught[/spoiler]___________in their multi spouse lifestyles.
>>83213478
When will a sword-wielding gem show up toslice Connie in two?
>>83213588
>Steven vs Amethyst incoming
In general sure, but for shipping with Peridot and Lapis, nah
I might be crazy for my shipping choices, but at least those are actually possible unlike shipping Steven with anyone other than Connie
>>83213636
Kinda ignoring the fact Pearl is adept as shit in Sword wieldingdespite her weapon being a spear
What's stopping her from dual wielding with a Sword and Spear?
>>83213636
Pearl?
>>83213636
in retrospect these statues barely resembled the diamonds. though perhaps they're meant to be older combat oriented looks?
>>83213649
nothing
she used to dual wield swords and we have seen her dual wield spears
>>83213664
They are probably Gem generals or some shit.With the fourth destroyed statue being Rose's.
>For the longest time, I thought you were the other type of Indian.
... Would Steven actually make that mistake? I mean, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's not a total moron, right?
>>83213649
Differences in range and balance would make that very, very silly.
Why aren't there more Elegant Gems?
>>83213689
It's not as bizarre as dual wielding whips but i see what you mean, it'd be like having a tooth pick for longer stabbing but a short knife for slashing.
It would get weird.
>>83213013
She isn't in english.
>>83213688
Honestly Steven is so cute and innocent and raised by such good people, I don't think Connie's race has ever actually crossed his mind
He doesn't care what color Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl are, why would he give Connie's skin color any thought at all?
>>83213220
>Why would Steven even want to fuse with another human?
>Sadie tells Steven she wishes Lars knew how he makes her feel when he's an asshole
>>83213078
>sugar will never get people like this to animate action for her
>>83213767
>you will never understand how producing a show works
>>83213750
Doesn't associates skin to race so probably, hearing 'I'm Indian' and being a proud US citizen probably thought cowboys and Indian.
>>83213422
I'd blame Poe's law for this but I actually posted the picture of the fusion
>>83213078
Nah, Lapis would just create a water clone and BTFO Amethyst.
>>83213681
rose as a direct general to pink diamond is the best theory i can think of to fit her in right now.
>>83213750
>Honestly Steven is so cute and innocent and raised by such good people, I don't think Connie's race has ever actually crossed his mind
just what are you implying?
>>83213688
He's homeschooled by Pearl.
>>83213762
What if Steven could use his powers to just allow other people to fuse without fusing himself?
who would he help fuse?
>>83209055
>Amethyst is watching this video on TV while sitting on the couch.
>She leans closer with the same expression as pic related.
>Steven walks into the room
>Amethyst panics and hastily changes the TV channel
>"S-Steven! I was, uh, just looking for my show!"
>Amethyst accidentally changes the channel to gay porn.
>Amethyst: "Eheheheheheh..."
>Steven is shocked.
>Garnet emerges from under the opposite couch cushion.
>Garnet: "This is fine too."
>>83213801the cool kids
>>83213705
>mother fucking implying
>>83213649
Anyone who knows anything about swordsmanship knows that a spear is better in almost every case.
>>83213796
what are you implying that I'm implying?
>>83213705
>>83213616
Polygamy is now legal in all 50 states.
>>83213796
>>83213840
>>83213731
They're basically made for two completely different purposes too. Not only would you have to take the difference in balance and reach into account at all times, but you'd have to effectively use two completely different fighting styles with each arm. Your brain would probably try to favor one weapon too, and the differences between the sword and spear would effectively mean that the favoring of one render the other near-useless. It's not impossible, but it's dramatically more taxing on brain power that could be spent on things like dodging and evading. Also, the imbalance between the two sides of your body would make it both significantly easier to be knocked off balance, and significantly harder to recover.
Let's just say that there's a very good reason that most dual-wielding in history involved two of the same weapon.
>>83213569
What a bitch.
>>83213688
>>83213750
>>83213856
We Tombwomb now?
>>83213705
But there are.
>>83213852
why is this artist the best?
>>83213705
agreed.
>>83213888
>tombwomb
what does that even mean?
>>83213840
being aware of the concept of race is evil, pure minds can't even be infected with the idea of race no matter how they would use it if they could
>>83213894
because
>>83213839
>Anyone who knows anything about swordsmanship knows that a spear is better in almost every case.
In the comics she pulls out dual tonfas to block projectiles and a baton to whack away a slime based enemy so she wouldn't just cut right through it.
But yeah, infinite short spears that fire lasers are generally better than swords...except swords don't burn magic energy beyond the storage retrieval.
Also her short spears have a spiral blade so that limits her attack options to very precision slashes and thrusts
>>83213705
>>83213889
>>83213902
May as well just link to the whole set.
http://esmaelj.tumblr.com/post/142032014438/i-procrastinated-otl-i-may-add-other-characters
>>83213913
abortion, I think.
>>83213913
I think like a murdercock equivalent but it probably wouldn't work that way.
>>83213933
>>83213924
sounds pretty right to me, the only way we can actually prevent things like prejudice is to not realize there is something to be prejudice about in the first place
>>83213913
Are you that new that you don't know about the murdercock?
Earl is hot
>>83213933
No
Fuck you
What you did was unforgivable.
>>83213986
How are you planning to fix sexism anon?
>>83213951
>Dat Peri
1000% Adorbs
>>83213951
Thanks anon
never enough gems dressing fancy
>>83213938
She also turned her spear into a sword in that same comic series.
Now if they could just make it happen in the show that'd be fucking great.
>>83214000
I want to hit the showers with earl
>>83213877
>Let's just say that there's a very good reason that most dual-wielding in history involved two of the same weapon.
Sword and dagger
Anything and shield
Spear and net
Flail and sickle
Bolas and club
Two of the same weapon is ridiculously uncommon
>>83213919
>perifags this desperate
Literally never ever
>>83213951
>no individual Steven
>>83213888
>>83213913
>>83213953
>>83213956
As long as we're being 4chan, wouldn't Connie just be giving birth to some manner of human/gem hybrid? Or does "tombwomb" imply that her vagina becomes a gravitational singularity and pull Steven in, where he ends up in some kind of voidspace?
>>83213956
It would if Steven created a new gem hybrid to take up the mantle of perfect boy/girl.
>>83213993
are you implying that Steven is gonna kill Connie or that Connie is gonna kill Steven?
either way it doesn't make much sense
now Dr M there is a tombwomb just waiting for a gem to kill itself inside
The most awkward thing in /sug/?
>>83213986
I'd argue but I do think that the solution to trannies is to not acknowledge them and pretend they don't exist.
>>83214012
She didn't turn her spear into a sword. It still had the spiral blade. She can just freely adjust the handle length, similar to how Amethyst can adjust the number of tails on her whip and Garnet can adjust the size of her gauntlets.
Reminder.
Just caught up with the French eps
goddamn this show is cute
>>83213748
Yes she is. Not by a huge margin with Garnet around, but still, lovely singing voice.
>>83214046
Fusion
>>83214034
Steven will cease to be if their condom breaks at an bad time.
>>83214047
your close, the solution to trannies is for people to see little or no different between guys and girls in the first place, its rigid gender roles that society enforces that drive people to transexuality, if society didn't make such a big deal out of that sort of thing, people wouldn't feel uncomfortable with themselves to the point of needing hormone treatment and plastic surgery
>>83214043
HUMANS are the murdercocks and tombwombs, anon. Gems don't mince up humans and turn them into hybrids. Gems are the ones who get minced.
>>83214073
Why would his gem only shoot out if the condom broke, his cum doesn't know where it's going to end up.
If it worked like that he will cease to be the first time he ejaculates at all.
>>83214101
Magic, anon.
Magic.
>>83214101
SmartCumâ„¢
>>83214067
>Ruby trying to woo Sapphire with corny lines
Well...
>You know what's nice about being separate like this? I get to look at you.
These two are so outrageously cutesy, and I love it.
>>83214089
you need therapy
>>83214073
You're assuming Steven is fertile, which is ridiculous when half his DNA is magic hard light glue. His sperm would likely dissolve after it leaves his body.
I think the only thing he could reliably impregnate would be a holoPearl since they seem to be self sustaining albeit weak hard light golems.
>>83214100
so you agree that Armstrong just wants to knock Dr M up with itself then?
inb4 human cross breeding is the only way to fix a gem mutant
>>83214101
Or it doesn't, because the gem knows when conception occurs.
>>83214124
Youre an idiot. Steven is human except for his gem powers. He isn't half hard light or some bullshit like that.
>>83214124
>muh hard light
get out
Evil Connie in season 5?
peri is for hug or fug,/sug/?
>>83214151
Exactly.
Steven can't poof, he would die.
>>83214115
I chuckled
>>83214117
That's why we need five more Sapphires and the Ruby Squad as members of the Barn Clods
>>83214124
>discussing hypothetical shit about a fictional show
>calling other people's ideas ridiculous
>proceeds to come up with even more ridiculous headcanon
Holopearl? You are a parody of yourself.
>>83214163
Hug while fug
>>83214118
yeah, but not for that comment
if you disagree whatever, transexuality is a subject I expect most people to be ignorant on, and I'm not gonna argue over it, because most people don't get it at all
>>83214163
She is for being annoying when Lapis told her to leave her alone.
>>83212721
The OP should be changed to say
"NEW" Hit The Diamond on June 2nd
>>83214151
No he isn't, he's half-human half-Gem.
Fuck's sake when will we get another Pearl episode
>>83214183
Transexuals are insane though.
When will Connie turn out to be a robot?
>>83213924
So, because a certain subset of the population uses their awareness of race as an excuse to discriminate against others, the concept itself is evil?
You might as well say that pattern recognition is evil. The tumblr in here is pretty bad today.
This thread has gone to a very bad place, and I deeply regret it.
Though, I can't really imagine things would've gone any better in [DATA EXPUNGED] Edition.
>>83214181
>>83212878
Fuck no that's ugly, that's why I'm not sure I want Steven fusing with a gem
>>83214204
When M E T A L takes over the world.
>>83214151
>Steven is human except for his gem powers. He isn't half hard light or some bullshit like that.
Right, because Rose could make organic DNA to contribute to Steven's genome.
When he runs low on magic he turns into a fucking baby. He isn't god damn human with magic powers from his gem. He's a god damn hard light chimera held together by Rose.
Fuck, you see fissures appear on his skin when he gets exposed to gem destabilizers.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/upcoming-episodes/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
Reminder that there's a fair chance that Steven Floats will air on the 9th, and that Steven Floats wasn't part of the In Too Deep event, meaning that there might not be a hiatus before the Summer of Steven.
They also normally don't label placeholder episodes as new. In any case, we'll probably get the full June schedule or an announcement regarding the Summer of Steven sometime in the next 4 days.
>>83214209
I agree.
But would the gems be able to defeat the lizard?
>>83214127
I think it takes considerable gemtech engineering skill to create a hybrid. Without creating a new line of actual DNA based off of an individual gem's features and probably some specialized interface systems within the gem itself then there will be no pregnancy.
>>83214124
>Steven
>infertile
He can shapeshift, if anything he'd be able to shapeshift fertile semen, and even then he's a brand-new species so we could come up with anything at all.
>holoPearl
My point still stands.
>>83212902
I really did not get why everyone thought she was super attractive.
I thought she was just cool.
Then again maybe it's just me. I apparently hang around really attractive men and I don't notice.
>>83214225
Oh boy.
>>83214089
>I'm not the one who is messed up its the billions of normally functioning people that are wrong
Naw. I'm cool wuth trans people and gays doing whatever they want because its their right to seek happiness wherever it can come from. But don't try and act like society has to change itself for you and the minority of LGBT people
>>83214115
Patent pending.
>>83213124
Kids are already thinking all Rubies are the same
#notallrubies
>>83214211
That one isn't very well designed, there are much better ones out there.
>>83213022
>"Touch my /v/-ness"
>>83214268
Pearl that design sucks.
>Steven is 14
>he's probably started masturbating
>his bedroom is open plan and the Gems walk through all the time
>the only place he can get some privacy is in the bathroom
>Peridot has seen what happens in there
>>83214222
He's basically Greg's child with Rose's gem stuck in him. Steven was barely affected by the destabilisers and for all we know that's what would happen to any human.
Until we see Steven get fucking killed and regenerate from his gem, i'm not convinced.
>>83214240
>men
I don't understand.
>>83214089
It's weird they either frat Chad or hurr durr make-up and Barbie.
Oh well no skin off my dick
>>83214237
>He can shapeshift, if anything he'd be able to shapeshift fertile semen
We have no idea how his shapshifting works with regards to his organic form but that is indeed potentially possible.
Potentially.
>>83214264
bully the pearl, make her cry and hurt her feelings.
>>83214293
i don't either
So.... Why doesn't Homeworld send a fleet to Earth to take care of it now that they know that the Cluster has failed?
>>83214230
Nobody can. They'd manage to get it down to an extremely low amount of mass, which then proceeds to turn into a black hole. Then it bullshits its way out of being bubbled and the Foundation recaptures it.
Why is it always that damn lizard? There are about 3000 SCPs, but fucking casuals only ever talk about approximately three of them. Goddamn.
>>83214309
I'm glad we can't understand.
>>83214268
I'm going spear u pearl
>>83214222
>this entire post
First off those aren't fissures they are energy running through his body. If he was actually held together by nothing more than Rose's gem then he would not have been able to pass through them at all.
Rose's womb was organic. Rose's egg was organic. This is simple fact and nothing can get around this. You can not grow a child without an organic egg which she had to have produced. Stay mad that your fan theories are literally retarded and that you are hyper analyzing a show with fart jokes.
>>83214268
Listen, you stupid Pearl, the Steven fan-fusions are terrible
Just bad
>>83214268
this guy should take some life drawing classes
good eye though
>>83214278
>>83214319
>>83214325
Can you blame me for wondering how my fusion with Steven would look like?
>>83214316
>SCP 682 becomes a black hole
ANON
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL
>>83214308
...gentle dicking 4 Pearl
>>83214290
> I was only14years old
> I loved Jasper so much; I had all of her action figures and keychains
> I pray to Jasper every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
> "Jasper is love," I say. "Jasper is life."
> My Dad hears me and he calls me a Quartz-fag
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Jasper
> I call him a murdercockhead
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> A warmth is moving toward me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Jasper
> I am so happy
>>83214290
>tries wanking at night
>can't because Pearl watches him sleep
>>83214290
Is that a weapon????
>>83214249
>its the majority opinion so it must be right and no change to it could be an improvement
If I had Steven's floating powers I don't think that I would be able to control them properly
>>83214290
He has Rose's Room.
If anyone has seen some shit it's the whale.
>>83214347
Don't worry.
You'd never discover you had them in the first place
>>83214291
>He's basically Greg's child with Rose's gem stuck in him.
No he isn't, he is Greg and Rose's child and was born by mixing Human and Gem DNA. He is his own person and the Gem is his not only his, but it's also literally 50% of all of Steven.
>>83214335
tell her that's all she's good for.
>>83214333
Avatar fagging which includes acting like a character is against the rules
Please stop.
>>83214291
>Until we see Steven get fucking killed and regenerate from his gem, i'm not convinced.
I don't think he could do that.
I said he's a chimera and I meant it. If he was poofed, his gem would lose his connection to his organic matter and the gem to regenerate from the poofing would be Rose.
Rose outright said Steven can't exist without her as a part of him.
Which incidentally means I'm retracting
>>83214299
Because if he could use his component organic matter to shapeshift into a stable physical form, Rose would have just magically rearranged his shit into a human being from within him (or without him when she was putting him together in her womb).
>>83214315
She's gonna save herself the effort and just nuke it with a corruption bomb again, that's why they came to get Jasper and not Peridot
>>83214351
You mean the Room's memory of Rose?
You want ghost-mom watching you jerk it?
Steven has no where to go.
>>83214316
Alright.
Another question then.
Would Pearl be able to defeatSCP-076-2
>>83214351
jeez that Cloud Connie is probably worn out isn't she?
>>83214334
Well that's what happened when Able fought it.
>inb4 there is no canon
Blow me. That Tale is still linked in 682's Termination Log.
>>83213368
>>83214377
He can't avoid the judgmental gaze of his mom, she's inside of him
>>83214380
>able
I see what you did thar.
>>83214346
I am not going to change so that you can be more comfortable. Your life has no bearing on mine just as mine has no bearing on yours. I have no right to tell you can't dress or act a certain way and you have no right to tell me I can't talk or believe certain things. It is literally that simple
>>83214387
Well I don't see it.
>>83214395
DONUTS AT THE BIG DONUT
>>83214308
What's the point? She's just going to have hurt feelings no matter what. Better to just sit back and wait for which stupid thing will set her off next.
>>83214395
goddaamn it
WHEN IS NEW EPISODE
I DEMAND NEW EPISODE
>>83213814
>Amethyst
Someone is in need of indoctrination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVPDLSUpjAU
>>83214400Actually, I didn't do it on purpose
>>83214364
And neck smooched and paddle rubs.
>>83214395
>$11 for a dozen donut
Goddamn that is expensive
>>83214395
>all these implying that Pearl's fusion with Steven will be a happy one
Pearl won't be able to hold her spaghetti about finally fusing with Rose again that it'll be a stressful episode.Deep down inside, Pearl is just waiting for Steven to die so that Rose can come back
>>83214178
Why would they all be paired with more Sapphires? Why not another Peridot or Amethyst? Or even Yellow Pearl?
It would be a great way to show the potential Ruby fusions without having to split Garnet.
>>83214386
>you will never have a holodeck where you can fuck a Connie in a wedding dress all day long
>>83214335
Dicking doesn't solves everyone's problem anon
>>83214320
>If he was actually held together by nothing more than Rose's gem then he would not have been able to pass through them at all.
Wrong, gems implanted in objects gain all the powers of those objects. Rose's gem is inside organic matter, which can't be poofed, thus Steven gains this resistance to poofing.
>Rose's womb was organic. Rose's egg was organic.
No, no it god damn wasn't. The gems aren't organic. They're hard light constructs.
>You can not grow a child without an organic egg which she had to have produced.
Right cause magic hard light totally could not mimic DNA.
>>83214402
you realize that argument can be used to justify all types of fucked up stuff right?
>>83214421
It looks like weekly episodes are gonna continue after this event is over. So hopefully we'll get one in 2 weeks and 6 days.
>>83214439
The rubies are all different so even if you paired them up with the same Sapphire results are gonna differ.
>>83214438
Your headcanon is shit.
>>83214386
There is probably some manual for Rose's Room that Rose forgot to put at the doorstep of the room before croaking. In the manual on page one in bold letters is "NEVER GIVE CONTRADICTORY COMMANDS".
Now Steven will forever have an AI building up a list of his secrets and planning to expose them at the first opportunity through the most horrendously embarrassing means possible. With the way Cloud Connie forces Steven to give up his inhibitions, she's like weaponized alcohol.
>>83214067
>>83214117
Do you think they stay fused all the time just because it's easier to get along that way? Maybe they can't have a complete conversation without fighting.
>>83214230
Probably not. The more interesting question is, who would win in a robot building competition between Peridot & Pearl vs. Jamaican Joe's Junkyard Jubilee?
>>83214463
Would be weird if fragment of rose causes this glitch like the whale.
>>83214454
As long as they're not hurting anyone else I don't really see the problem.
>>83214338
>I was only 17 years old
>I loved Peridot so much, I had all the Funko figures and underwear
>I pray to Peridot every night before bed, thanking her for the life i've been given
>"Peridot is love," I say. "Peridot is life"
>My Dad hears me and calls me a degenerate
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Peridot
>I call him a clod
>he slaps me and sends me to go to bed
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly a warmth is mobing towards me
>It's Peridot
>I am so happy
>She whispers in my ear, "Triple tip penetration"
>She grabs me with her powerful limb enhancers and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Peridot
>She penetrates my butthole with her Gem Destabiliser
>It hurts so much but I do it for Peridot
>I can feel my organic matter coming apart as my eyes start to water
>I push through the pain
>I want to please Peridot
>She screams a mighty "Kapowie!" as my body is evaporated
>My dad walks in
>Peridot looks him straight in the eye and says "what's your shirt?"
>Peridot runs into the bathroom
>Peridot is love, Peridot is life
>>83214468
Bro, calm down it was one episode where Pearl abused their love for fusion in a previous episode, it's not their whole character.
>>83214491
wut?
>>83214386
He can just create another one. Unless Steven has a thing for glitchy holograms. Who am I to judge?
>>83214428
listen to this anon VVV
>>83214411
i read that as wait for the stupid thing to hurt itself again which is entirely apt.
>>83214428
more like talk down to her and give her angry looks all the time.
>>83214503
so then you agree with me?
because the way society views, gender, gender roles and homosexuality hurt people all the freaking time, mentally, emotionally and physically.
>>83213705
>>83214482
Holy shit, that's a good SCP.
>>83214436
>>83214430
This place really doesn't understand how combo meals are supposed to work. You could get a bakers dozen by ordering the break up and the triple for just 9 bucks. even if those combos are just a limited time offer or something it'd still be cheaper to order 2 half-dozens for 10 bucks. What kind of broken donut system is this? Also I'm hoping the number 2 comes with a drink or something or this place is fucking retarded
>>83214346
People take this stance because the majority wants to censor people. Which isn't necessarily an improvement because people abuse laws that involve hate crime/prejudice all the time. Not everyone has paper-thin skin and can't handle when someone disapproves of them in some way.
>>83214438
Well, if we ever get a Steven Fusion it's going to reveal something about the character he's fusing with.
>Amethyst just reveals her inner-turmoil, hating the "Pure" gems, but most importantly her strange relationship with Greg
>Garnet just reveals the true love of Sapphire and Ruby, and Steven awkwardly sitting in the backseat of a Lesbian-Love-Affair
>Peridot just shows the fear, awkwardness, and complete oddity of being no longer part of the collective
>Lapis and Steven becomes a Yandere-Nightmare-Fest
>Jasper's fusion just becomes a wrestlemania match I guess.
>Pearl just shows Steven her relationship with Rose, revealing more about his mother through the only person who knew her best.
>>83214454
And? To paraphrase a quote Jefferson if it doesn't break my leg or take my wallet it is not my business. What you dress like and who you fuck is not my business and should not be regulated. How I react or what I say about that is not your business and should not be regulated. I don't give a damn if your feelings get hurt you don't have a right to say that society has to stop being mean cause it hurts your feelings.
>>83214565
forgot pic
>>83214089
I mean... Yeah, this guy has a point.
>>83214565
>>83214578
The combo did have a drink but it was omitted because of reasons.
>>83214268
Pearl you better make sure Steven isn't on the computer with you he's grounded.
>>83214438
What is this parodying? I've seen this too many times to tell
>>83214555
i'm just a random anon who only posted that and jumped into a conversation im not really following.
im kinda out of it right now because i'm really fucking tired and i just got back from wawa and they fucked up my sandwich. i don't know what the fuck i'm even talking about.
>>83214452
>gems implanted in objects gain all the power of the gems
So lapis not being able to do anything while in the mirror? What was that about?
>Rose's womb wasn't organic
If it grew a human child which Steven is then yes it was.
All Steven is is a human with a gem in from birth. Your head canon isn't real and you really need to stop trying to force it on others.
>>83214576
>>Pearl just shows Steven her relationship with Rose, revealing more about his mother through the only person who knew her best.
But it's going to be all twisted.
Pearl never saw Rose as a real person. She was an idealized immortal beloved.
Steven seeing Rose through Pearl's eyes is going to see a glorious goddess, but also deep hatred towards herself for not being good enough for Rose.
>>83214547
Talk her down?
>>83214577
I'm not talking about regulation, Its about changing society, making it better, you can't force it to happen, just look at civil rights that sure fixed the problem of racism, but it would help and do away with a lot of people gender issues if society stopped caring so much about the "differences" between boys and girls
>>83214395
>6 = $4.99
>12 = $10.99
>????
Id like two sets of 6 because its cheaper thanks.
>>83214634
>So lapis not being able to do anything while in the mirror?
She could reflect shit in the mirror. That was the power she got.
>>83214458
I was thinking the other day about what sort of Garnets we would get if Sapphire fused with each one of the HW Rubies:
>Faggy Garnet, with that sexy backless top (Oh yes)
>Tard Garnet, clumsy, forgetful, always falling down and running into shit (sort of like Cotton Candy Garnet)
>A Garnet wearing nothing but suspenders, shorts, and thigh-high boots (Unf!)
>An always-angry Garnet with the "eye gem" on her forehead, instead of a third eye
>A tough-acting Garnet with muscles and a unibrow
>>83214628
take a nap, anon
dream of beautiful sandwiches
Greg lied about the shark teeth.
>>83214599
I agree too, but what's to be done about the /pol/tard trans who insist that gender roles are necessary for a society to function around the nuclear family and muh shekels and shit.
>>83214634
>>83214452
Are you guys arguing about the science/plausibility of fucking magic? ITS MAGIC, logic is useless because fucking magic, come on.
>>83214679
honestly i felt like OUR ruby was the worst one of the bunch.
>>83214670
That's pretty standard for most businesses.
Most people do don't math will just buy the dozen.
It's even worth the Breakup combo which is 6.49 for 8
>>83214634
>If it grew a human child which Steven is then yes it was.
Nigga, the gems bodies aren't organic. They outright say this on the show and in the comics REPEATEDLY.
MAGIC YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
>>83214218
Spread the word my M E T A L brethern!
>>83214468
>Maybe they can't have a complete conversation without fucking
>>83214705
Ive never seen a business do that.
Its mostly the other way around.
>5.99 for 6
>or 10.99 for twelve as small incentive.
>>83214670
It's a baker's dozen.
>>83214634
>All Steven is is a human with a gem in from birth
No, he's always been half-human half-Gem, not all of one or the other.
I want to imagine that Rose got pregnant and then she was taken to the hospital nine months later to deliver Steven and just magically transformed into newborn Steven while in the bed.
>>83214739
I'm beginning to wonder if these people that keep spouting this bullshit headcanon about Steven being a human with a gem attached for magic powers didn't watch Lion 3, the episode where they explicitly state he needs the gem to exist.
>>83214761
>hospital
And it's more like she poofed her shell off Steven while sinking her gem through the placenta down to Steven's body.
Enough discussing stupid matters
Time to discuss real matters
Next Swimsuit Episode when?
>>83214761
>>83214787
Look there's no way a giant rose flower wasn't involved somehow.
>>83214768
>bullshit headcanon
Come on, don't be so uppity about this stuff.
He's a gem hybrid, also known as half-human half-gem, also known as a human kid that can do gem stuff.
Also I think one of the crew said that they'll never let Steven die because he can't simply poof and go back into Rose Quartz's gem.
>>83214679
>>83214117
I love how saphire's face is like "Oh god Steven iswatching, this is so wrong and is making me moist"
>>83214703
>implying you could resist the siren song
>>83214761
I want to imagine that she never really told anyone what would happen, then when Rose disappeared and left Steven behind there was a period where the Gems tried to kill Steven thinking he was some kind of earth parasite, but when they saw how cute he was they just couldn't do it.
>>83214806
>enough discussing stupid matters
>>83214806
when was the last one?
>>83214844
I adore Sapphire and Garnet is great too, but CG Ruby kind of falls flat. She's not awful though.
>>83214842
>Suspenders Garnet isn't Suspenders Garnet
Bah
>>83214806
Connie in a swimsuit? Yes please.
>yfw Lapis can't swim
>>83214852
>>83214867
Beach Party, I think it was called
That episode with the Pizza family, it kinda counts but not really
>>83214874
Why would she ever need to ?
Rape
>>83214851
>>83214865
We would need a Suspenders Sapphir (unf!) for a full Suspenders Garnet (UNF!)
>>83214851
only memes
the dumber the better
>>83213068
Pearl is an excellent teacher. She turned Connie into a badass warrior in a short period of time, and Steven is home schooled to a very high degree.
>>83214876
>>83214852
Wrong, Peridot was in the pool in Barn Mates
>>83214843
And then Rubies face is all like "That kid is the only reason we still got clothes on baby."
>>83214891
We need the Suspender Gems
>>83214878
Marco Polo. What sort of stupid question is that?
>>83214876
To bad I think thi pic is Garbo.
Where is xman when you need him?
The way he drew connie was hot af.
>>83214850
I want to imagine Ruby and Sapphire split when they found out Rose died, and that's why Greg immediately recognized them in Keystone Motel.
>>83214576
>>Lapis and Steven becomes a Yandere-Nightmare-Fest
That would only be scarier if Steven didn't fully consent to the fusion. Just imagine Lapis waking Steven up in the middle of the night, asking him to fuse with her, and he's unsure about it but Lapis is able to get a "yes" out of him. Later, the other Gems find the Steven/Lapis fusion rolling around Steven's bed while laughing and crying.
>>Pearl just shows Steven her relationship with Rose, revealing more about his mother through the only person who knew her best.
I don't think it'd be as simple as that. I think it'd be more about Pearl's feelings over Rose and Steven, and how she loves both but can't decide who she would rather have with her.
>>83214876
I want another beach episode with all the gems in their swimsuits, including Lapis and Peridot.
Too bad Lapis hates water right now
>>83214901
How much time passed in sworn to the sword anyway? Half a year?
>>83214910
i think anon wants to see them in skimpy swimsuits, or at least alternative casual wear.
Girls of /sug/, what do you think of rape?
>>83214855
>CG Ruby kind of falls flat.
This is where you and I agree to disagree, and let the matter drop before it devolves into fighting, like civilized people.
>>83214910
being in a pool is not the same thing as wearing a swimsuit
>>83214962
It makes for a good oil.
Worth farming
>>83214874
I headcanon that Lapis hates water even before the whole Malachite thing and prefers flying
>>83212902
Man why is this show so gay?
>>83213388
She has flashbacks and freaked out pretty bad when Homeworld gems started showing up.
>>83214962
Aim deep for the womb or else your a weak lil faggot bitch anon
>>83214949
I think she was just being a bitch to Peridot, I mean she flew Steven pretty much all the way out over the ocean with water triggering her
I'm sure someone has asked this before but assuming Peridot gets her limb enhancers back, when she fused would they also fuse?Snake people
>>83214962
It's as natural as the impulse for an onlooking male to go beat the shit out of the rapist and take over.
>>83213240
But she enjoyed it.
>>83214951
Probably not
>>83214962
I mean its fucked up in real life
but who cares about real life, we don't discuss that here
>>83215001
Probably not.
Peridots are not made for fusing
>>83214996
That was flying OVER the water, while Peridot was directly inviting her to swim
>>83214901
>pic
>Legs.
... Anyway, yes. She's just a might harsh, I think.
>>83214951
Probably no more than a week or two, a month at most. She's apparently been training offscreen since then though.
>>83214972
If you're swimming in a suit it is by definition a swimsuit.
>>83214985
The ships must sail.
>>83214962
rape is a no no
rough consensual sex with at least an hour of cuddling and sweet talk afterwards? yes.
>>83212763
ep when
>>83215001
an interesting idea
I suppose it depends on who made the limb enhancers and with what functions in mind
Peridot seemed to be rather unfamiliar with some of the functions of the limb enhancers early on, maybe they were designed with fusion functionality that she never got to use before
http://saccharinescorpion.tumblr.com/post/144985265000
what is wrong with tumblr? jesus christ
>>83215041
It's at least several weeks if she fucked up her hands that bad despite being a tennis player.
I've got skin as soft as silk and it still took me two weeks of fairly extensive golf training before I was tearing off callouses.
Sadie + Larse = Ladie
>>83215060
I like you
>>83215060
I spy with my little eyea cute blue nipple
>>83215060
By rough you mean teeth gritting hour long no tap out session?
>>83214962
if it is a fictional character x fictional character and not two real life persons i'm ok with it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it does makes me uncomfortable tho
>>83215093
Wouldn't it be Lardie?
Or Sars?
>>83215094
All ships with Peridot are a cute.
>>83212973
B-but Anon...
It's a sin to crush boipussy on Sundays...
>>83215082
Seems just a mild case of teenage edge anon...I think garbage is euphoric trigger word for them.
lois lapis was hilary and so was the steven's lapidot drawing
http://hilaryflorido.tumblr.com/post/145008065903/i-enjoyed-writing-this-one-a-lot-surly-lapis-is
>>83215093
>Ladie
Trans Lars confirmed
So how strong do you think diamonds are in battle?
>>83215124
She's the cutest with Steven.
>>83215082
>61 notes
you posted this last thread too, what is your issue
somebody likes lapis bein a bitch, so what, so do a lot of people here
>>83215143
>>83215143
this scene was hideous and it honestly made me so sad to see the show's standards still fall so low even after jo left
>>83214806
It's almost Fall in the show, so probably not anytime soon.
>"I'm kind of taking a break from water right now."
... Yeah, good luck with that. On Earth. In a town called Beach City.
Lapis, you're lucky I find your dickass antics amusing, otherwise, I fucking swear...
>>83215124
Its kinda sad that only one person can win the PeriBowl
>>83215165
The weird thing about the LE DICKSQUAD shitposters is that Lapis in show isn't even as funny as the comics. She's just being sulky and moody. There's no humorous asshattery.
>>83215143
>People getting Lauren and Hilary's styles confused.
I don't get it, is it just that Zuke's the more popular boarder, so people attribute everything from the episodes she works on to her?
Could the gems potentially turn into humans at some point?
>>83214901
She doesn't homeschool Steven at all.
>>83215001
They would stay on but not get bigger.
>>83215179
>implying
>>83215143
This scene annoyed the fuck out of me, because she acts like she was forced to fuse and put Malachite under water. It was all her own doing.
>>83215176
That's ok, the gems have an indoor pool in Pearl's Room
I could totally see Steven begging her to let them have a party in there
>>83215188
I'm guessing you didn't read the comic?
>>83214291
> implying the reason Steven stopped aging at 8 isn't because he got really hurt and retreated into his gem but doesn't remember
This is the blue gem.
>>83215183
No one got the scenes confused. Its pretty clear who did what scene since Zuke's lapis is very distinct.
>>83215187
Maybe as some form of punishment from Homeworld.
A form stabilizer or something.
>>83215143
>>83214124
Wouldn't it be effectively the same dna as greg?
Wouldn't it be EXACTLY the same dna as greg?
Cut out the middleman and just fuck greg.
>>83215199
I mean wouldn't it be so much better if more than 1 could win
>>83215226
>>83215202
just because you put yourself in a tomb doesn't mean it's not a tomb
and also she believed it was a necessary thing to do for steven
>>83214555
Hurt feelings =/= actually being hurt. Hurt feelings are a first world problem.
>Zuke calls their dynamic 'interesting'
>the married couple on the crew identify with them
>they're going to be alone together for long periods of time
Pack it in, Lapidot is officially canon. Amedot fags have permission to commit mass suicide.I kinda want a composer AU.
>>83215230
>>83215187
depends on if gems can change color, which we have never seen.
>>83215226
I don't like the blue gem.
>>83215209
>Our bodies and minds have transcended the rigid structures that bind human lives.
Okay class, can anyone explain what's wrong with this sentence?
>>83215209
The diploma that Steven got at the end of that comic was better proof.
>>83213796
That she's, you know, a "human".
>>83215171
Lol
>>83215251
so we shouldn't attempt to make the first world any better or fix any of its problems?
>>83215181
I dunno, I found her behavior in Hit the Diamond to be pretty funny. Very minimalist and apathetic vibes coming from her.
>>83215227
I've seen a ton of people attributing scenes from those episodes that were done by Hilary to Zuke though. >>83215231 in particular from the last episode, as well as people generally attributing Peridot's "cat" face to Zuke exclusively.
>>83214240
I thought she was cool and cute
>>83215150
Weak because it turns out to be a bunvh of pearls in a diamond costume.
>>83215226Gettin' real tired of your games.
>>83215291
No, because it requires thought policing and infringing on privacy and free expression, which create much more serious problems than hurt feelings.
>>83215291
it has bigger problmes than this.
tell me a first world country without poverty
>>83212873
Peridot remains the same
>>83215202
Didn't Sugar mention that she was a manipulative fuck?
>>83215262
That's pretty cool, since Lapis has a piano theme and Peri would probably get into that digital synth
>>83215317
Lichtenstein
>>83213958
CONFOUND THOSE CRYSTAL GEMS, OH HOW I HATE THEM
I HATE GARNET
I HATE PEARL
AND I HATE AMETHYSTAND STEVEN
>>83212873
Sugar fires him after 1 month
>>83215331
Lol
>>83215262
Eat a dick
Fight to the death
I will only give it up if Lapis gets Peridot's fusion virginity, but that's never gonna happen, because Amethyst has that in the bag
Although I can totally agree to comprimise and go with Lapis/Amethyst/Peridot because all 3 of those ships are hot, why not just make it one ship instead
>>83212763
Monster reunion IS a centipeedle episode.
Alone at Sea is aboutOnion's father
>>83215336
THEY DRIVE ME TO FUSE!
>>83215241
Someone should write something for this, maybe call itBowling For Doritos.
>>83212904
Sorry that I'm late again. Starbucks was too fucking busy and drive thru nearly killed me a fear times.
>>83214124
Steven has crystal sperm, shaped like microscopic injectors, to make a living kindergarten.
Ever seen that Machino Henmaru hentai with the skin holes? That's what would happen to a woman.
>>83215343
But what if Steven gets in the way?
>>83215187
They could potentially bodysnatch humans at some point.
We've seen corrupt gems inplanted in organic matter make that matter their own body in the case of the lighthouse gem and Together Breakfast.
>>83215262
>the married couple on the crew identify with them
wrong,the 'married couple' identifies with ruby and sapphire,Rebecca said it herself in many interviews
>>83214395
Wait, i that an edit? Did the creator really inserted Loss.
>>83215310
this is why you shouldn't jump into a conversation after it already ended, as I already said, its about changing societal views not about regulating them, slavery ended because the views against it changed not because someone changed a law
>>83215317
I mean sure, I'm not suggesting this is somehow a top priority compared to all the other problems, but thats a reason to delay not a reason to not do it at all
>>83214444
Well, not with that attitude it won't.
>>83215397
it is always an edit, you poop
>>83215319
She has, yes, and Zuke herself said Lapis was an awful person.
>>83215209
She is just saying that to get the principle off her case. We haven't seen Pearl school Steven at all aside from a little bit of information during missions. Otherwise Pearl is just cleaning or locked up in her room dancing.
>>83215419
>awful person
no she didn't
>>83215339
do you know a single thing about sugar's past
>>83215419
This is Steven Universe. Everyone's an awful person except Greg.
>>83215419B E T R A Y A L W H E N
>>83215377
he won't, he wants his friends to find true happiness like he has with Connie
although I would hate to see Steven's reaction if someone broke one of his friends hearts
>>83215433
This is true.
Greg is pure
>>83215438S O O N
>>83215421
He got a 102% on the test. He's been homeschooled by Pearl. Stop being in denial.
>>83215429
I think the expression she used was "emotionally manipulative."
>>83215431
do you know a single thing about getting to know your heroes?
>>83215433
If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs
>>83215442
>>83215433
Steven?
>>83215459
yes, she also said selfish. that doesn't make you an awful person though, just fucked in the head and a douche sometimes like she was in Barn Mates
>>83213240
Top edit. 10/10 have saved.
>>83215433
H O U S E G U E S T
F U C K G R E G
>>83215461
Shit, you have got me there
>>83215433
Wait, I forgot the broken leg bullshit.
Disregard.
>>83215479
Steven and the Stevens
>>83215459
>inb4 Lapis starts flirting with both Amethyst and Peridot, leads them both on and turns them against each other to fight for her affection
I'm not even sure I wanna know how Steven would react to something like this
>>83215411
Yeah, I saw afterwards.
>>83215507
He'd bubble the 4 of them together and not let them out until they sorted their shit out.
>>83213357
Pearl is quite clearly suffering from some form of PTSD you're right. But she's also a thirsty bitch.
I love her for it.
>>83215456
I think Greg taught him and Pearl just took credit. The gems only teach Steven about 'gem stuff'. Also comic is not canon
>>83215202
She did it out of duty. Doesn't mean she enjoyed it.
>>83215505
>>83215496
He apologized and it was out of desperation
It seriously isn't as bad as anything Lapis has done recently yet DICKSQUAD DICKSQUAD all the way?
>>83215433
Remember that episode immediately following the biggest turning point in the whole series where the visual quality dropped the most dramatically out of any two episodes in the entire series and Greg was suddenly lying to his son for selfish reasons to the degree that it damaged Steven's confidence and temporarily made him lose arguably his single most important power?
Because I wish I didn't.
>>83215532
Hm, makes sense.
>>83215532
if you bubble multiple gems together can they talk to each other and fuck?
>>83215456
Or maybe Steven has a superhuman intelligence.
Don't underestimate Steven's power creep and Pearl's capacity to lie.
>>83215349
A WARP PAD! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>83215536
The comic is canon unless the show contradicts it, which it haven't. It's canon that Pearl homeschools Steven.
>>83215532
>4
wait whose the fourth?
>>83215433
Steven, off this website, you're grounded.
>>83215544
>It seriously isn't as bad as anything Lapis has done recently
He gave Steven the yips and this almost caused that doomsday bullshit to go off
>>83215546
>temporarily
Steven still can't heal and it's like 8 months later
>>83215565
who do you think
>>83215507
I just want to see Lapis using Peridot's eagerness to please for her own gain, like, I dunno, force her to build her a fancy Crystal Shrine for her side of the barn or some shit
>>83215546
Shit, has Steven healed anyone or anything since then? I don't think he has.
>>83215555
He may be Pearl's son, but he's not Pearl's biological son. She's just a very good teacher.
>>83214124
>I think the only thing he could reliably impregnate would be a holoPearl since they seem to be self sustaining albeit weak hard light golems.
Where the fuck did you come to this conclusion?
>>83215553
Defensive bubble. like he did with him and Connie.
Not like bubble bubble.
>>83215456
Homeschooled by Greg actually. Which is surprising to see such a result of, seeing that Greg dropped out of a Community College.
>>83215582
He tried to heal the warp pad but I don't think he realizes he can't heal nonorganic material
>>83215598
oh ok that makes more sense now
>>83215546
Dammit Greg.
Why.
>>83215202
She could've unfused the second Malachite was underwater and crushed Jasper with water pressure since they're in the fucking ocean which is made of water. But no Lapis is apparently the victim here.
>>83215546
>>83215572
Is that still as bad as Pearl constantly making Steven feel like he should have never been born or almost letting him drop off that ledge?
But the main thing I don't get is why the gems don't let greg live with him. Like, what?
I LOVE Lapis. She is my WIFE and she LOVES me.
>>83215535
>>83215613
but he can
He healed Lapis, gems are non-organic life forms
Now maybe his powers don't work on non-living objects but idk
>>83215607
Where the hell are you getting the "homeschooled by Greg" thing from? It's outright stated in the comic that Pearl homeschools him.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>83215633
she can't love you cuz she isn't real
>>83215630
Because they hate him.
Or because they don't want him near magical stuff.
Or because HE doesn't want to be near magical stuff.
And yeah, Pearl is a fucking bitch.But it's still my favorite gem
>>83215633
Steven LOVES Lapis. She is his WIFE and she LOVES him.
>>83215645
He can only heal things he has an emotional connection to.
>>83214951
month tops, but my guess is a few days, Connie is a swift learner after all.
>>83215536
Steven has lived with the gems for a long time. "Gem stuff" probably includes a lot of math and engineering and physics.
Will Pearl's thirst ever be sated?
Of course she needs to come into her own, but a great evolution for her character could be found in a healthy, stable relationship, I think.
>>83215658
fuck off cuck
>>83215666
fuck off satan
>>83215675
Yes.
>>83214023
This anon is correct. Dual wielding (On hand off hand) is most commonly not two of the same.
>>83215590
>Where the fuck did you come to this conclusion?
Humans don't have a magic power source with which to maintain any offspring held together in part by magic. The holoPearl functioned just fine for 2 weeks so presumably has some ability to leech power off Pearl. If the offspring inherits or steals this power, then it could survive as long as Pearl does.
I was disregarding the other gems who he could obviously impregnate.
>>83215671
Nah, they were at the barn for at least a month.
Sadie wouldn't have reacted like it's been such a long time if it were only a few days.
>>83215670
that seems likely
So will he be able to heal Jasper then?
>>83215060
I like you
>>83215589
> he's not Pearl's biological son
What does that have to do with anything?
>>83215702
is extreme loathing an emotion?
>>83215702
Maybe.
>>83215648
Actually it's stated that all the gems homeschool him.
Pearl just brags about it.
And Steven lived with Greg for most of his life so some of the homeschooling was on his end up until recently.
Now both of you stop fighting and make up.
>>83215721
Well, Pearl does have a lot of knowledge, so if she was Steven's mom, some of that knowledge might pass down to him.
>>83215723
I think it has to be a positive emotional connection, or at the very least some type of real empathy
What kind of Peridot fanart is the best? I'm attempting to dedicate myself to collecting a decent amount, but it's hard to find stuff that really clicks with me.
>>83214577
This is all well and fine, just remember that getting your feelings hurt is not the same as verbal abuse, ostracization, and the like. No one gives a shit what you say in private or to your friends, but when some chav I've just met calls me a fucking queer, it carries an implicit threat of violence, and if I can't get feely with my boyfriend in public without getting jeered at by a stranger, that's interfering with my quality of life. The other side of the coin to what you're talking about is that everyone on all sides needs to mind their own fucking business. I bet there would be fewer trannies if men could wear dresses and makeup in public without facing constant scorn, derision, and assault.
>>83215675
> healthy, stable relationship
>>83214957
They can have whatever body they want so in theory any gem is a fucking good score, man.
>>83215202
Do you think the crewniverse is ever gonna have an episode or moment where someone calls Lapis out on her bullshit and that the whole Malachite situation and how she suffered from it was completely her fault? You think Garnet being all MUH FUSION would but no, Garnet pities Lapis for suffering from her own actions.
>>83215754
That ship doesn't look "positive" to me at all, it's ridiculous.
>>83215748
>>83215702
>that pic
WAT?!?
>>83215743
Do you have brain problems?
No one even implied Steven hypothetically being Pearl's son.
>>83215748
have you ever collected art before? you'll just have to find stuff you feel fits both the character and your aesthetic sensibilities.
or you could just go with whoever draws her ass the nicest.
>>83215628
Jasper is a though gem to crack, the moment they unfused, he would be close enough to beat Lapis in close quarter combat.
Also Garnet was capableof walking over the ocean floor, so Jasper will be probably be fine as well.
>>83215754
I suppose its better than this ending
>>83215786
what you haven't seen the new leaked screenshots?
>>83215787
>Or maybe Steven has a superhuman intelligence.
That's what that anon said. A power like that would only make sense for Steven if he was Pearl's son.
>>83215782
It's just Pearl lusting after big women again.
Do you think she and Greg subscribe to Giantess Quarterly?
>>83215795
>he
>>83215786
both fakes by brideake
>>83215796
>implying Pearl and Lapis are not the perfect pairing
>>83215824
>It's just Pearl lusting after big women again.
That's exactly why I think that ship is unhealthy and/or "negative".
>>83215838
Decent fake, but yes I regret using google image lookup.
>>83215773
Does that mean she's not deserving of pity?
>>83215821
Damn, so he's a genius too.
He really is a Mary Sue.
>>83215783
>top right
WEW
>>83215821
You are one hell of a deluded Pearlfag.
>>83215847
Having a preference doesn't mean there can't be something deeper going on.
NEW EPISODE SYNOPSIS WHEN
>>83215847
Nonsense, Jaspearl is awesome.
>>83215853
She isn't.
Not for the fusion thing atleast.
>>83215839
they certainly look good together
but would it actually make any sense for the characters?
>>83215790
Here and there. I'm a pretty dedicated Lainist, but most of the people who draw lain fanart fit into my tastes, and if not the extreme cyberpunk drowns out their less savory ideals.You'd be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't draw Peridot with a fine booty.
>>83215873
I'm not even a Pearlfag.
>>83215821
>masterminded a revolution
>engineered a hybrid being from the DNA up
>implying she is less intelligent than a glorified pedestal
>>83215795
Alexandrite a four gem fusion much more powerful than Jasper, was trapped in a water fist and was nearly crushed to death. I doubt that Lapis would be unable to do the same to Jasper who's surrounded by water. Even if this wasn't the case, Jasper would clearly be no match againts the crystal gems and Lapis back on the beach, if anything fusing into Malachite caused more problems for the gems with them nearly being crushed to death as Alexandrite until the watermelons interviened.
>>83215875
Most of the stuff I've seen for that ship has had the depth of a puddle.
>>83215924
that's any ship that doesn't have a team of writers behind it, and plenty that do.
>>83214351
>>83214386
>he makes holograms to fuck
>they poof when he tries to put it in
>>83215895
On screen (and so far), Lapidot makes more sense than anything else.
>Implying Steven still gives a fuck about Connie.
But, eh, their personalities kinda match. Like a ballerina and a skater boy.
>>83215924
to be fair, its pretty hard to give depth to a pairing when Jasper has had like 10 minutes of screen time ever
we don't know nearly enough about her, and honestly we could stand to learn more about Pearl too
>>83215853
>Does she not deserve pity?
For her tragic past and being stuck in a mirror? Yes
Fusing into Malachite and forcing Jasper to be fused with her for months? No
>>83215918
I'm not saying Steven is an idiot or that he's not smart, he's clearly a genius and a good strategist, but I don't think he has superhuman intelligence.
>>83215958
>On screen (and so far), Lapidot makes more sense than anything else.
What does that even mean
>>83215960
pretty much all jasper ships, to be remotely plausible, take place in a hypothetical future where her redemption arc has already occurred so her personality is totally different
this is why they're all terrible
Ok I think we're all in agreement Lapis is a bitch but is she really deserving of all the hate? It's not like she didn't show signs of improvement at the end of Barn Mates. At this point all I really hope for is for the gems to sit Steven down and address her behavior; maybe imply Steven is being too nice as he is wont to do.
>>83215958
not really, Amedot seems to make a lot more sense than Lapidot
Pearl and Lapis could totally work though, but Lapis still has a long way to go as far as establishing her character
>>83215982
>he's clearly a genius
>but I don't think he has superhuman intelligence
I'm not a native english speaker, but does that make sense?
>>83216032
Genius are still human so yeah it makes sense.
>>83216018
Lapis is a bitch that deserves nothing but to be put in the mirror for eternity.
>>83216018
Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst don't give a fuck about Lapis as long as she's not causing trouble.
>>83216032
yeah, a people can actually be geniuses, superhuman intelligence would be smarter than a human can be, hence why its superhuman
>>83216056
Ok.
I get it
Super-HUMAN intelligence.
But what would be considered superhuman, 300 IQ?
>>83216032
Don't ever post on my thread again you filthy fucking foreigner
>>83216058
Oh Amethyst clearly gives a fuck about Lapis
Amethyst would give Lapis as many fucks as she asked for
>>83215852
not*
>>83215773
>and how she suffered from it was completely her fault?
Option A: allow Jasper to fight Steven, her only friend in the galaxy, potentially to the death
Option B: don't
It was completely Jasper's fault
>>83215982
Don't underestimate Steven's power creep and Pearl's capacity to lie.
I still can't get over how you immediately assumed the implication that Steven was Pearl's son just because of Steven's hypothesized super human intelligence. That is some next level idiocy.
>>83216082
Fuck you, buddy.
>>83213152
Would it makes sense? Sure.
Would it actually happen? Fuck no. First CN let's Pearl say "fuck" before that.
>>83216082
I don't understand what you are trying to say.
>>83215982
he's not particularly smart
>>83216018
>Ok I think we're all in agreement Lapis is a bitch but is she really deserving of all the hate?
How many of the show's characters actually deserve the hate they get?
Good people do bad things sometimes. Shock and awe.
>>83215955
>he makes hologram to fuck
>an image of Rose appears and stares at him when he tries to put it in,smiling
>>83215982
>he's clearly a genius and a good strategist
>>83216019
I do agree Amedot makes way mores sense, but I was talking from Lapis' POV.
>>83216135
>How many of the show's characters actually deserve the hate they get?
Ronaldo
kidnapping, attempted murder, zero good qualities
>>83216135
>How many of the show's characters actually deserve the hate they get?
None of them, but what do expect on here?
>>83215982
>>83216141
no anon, just no. steven's relationship relationship with his mother is one of the few things that stays pure in this show
>>83216135
Lars
>>83216141
>it's not incest if you are your own mom
>>83216112
By the way:
https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-let-pearl-say-fuck-a7f8c9ee-bc1e-4c7c-8241-4364ee7e1880
Y'all know what to do.
>>83216190
>Pure
Did you even watch the last episode breh
>>83216175
he's at least like the fourth smartest person in the group at this point
>>83216125
It's mostly when trying to help people that he falls a bit short (Sadie's Song, Barn Mates), but otherwise he's recently shown a lot of growth when it comes to thinking and acting.
>>83216019
>not really, Amedot seems to make a lot more sense than Lapidot
you just think that cause it's your ship
>Pearl and Lapis could totally work though,
you're just saying that because you want lapis out of the way
pearl/lapis is a boring ship, they're too similar
I wish i had something to masturbate to.. can anyone post any links to dead looking gems?
>>83215982
He's a 14yo that actually haven't lost his shit after all he has been through. On the other hand, he's a 14yo behaving like a 10yo.
Hard to tell. I'd tell he's a very smart cuck.
>>83216235
Lapis is most similar to Steven. Pearl's closer to Peridot.
>>83216235
>pearl/lapis is a boring ship, they're too similar
Wrong.
http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/post/144555317410/ive-seen-some-people-look-at-pearl-and-lapis-and
>>83216273
>dead looking gems?
Like this?
>>83216235
how are they similar? Pearl is a hardcore war enthusiast, talking up the greatness and glory of battle even training little kids to put their lives on the live and Lapis is a depressed anti-war punk who never seems to think before she acts
>>83216273
dead look as in depression or guro?
THEY BLUSHED
LAPIDOT IS CANON
>>83214509
Kek
>>83216317
FINALLY
>>83216275
>he's a 14yo behaving like a 10yo
I'd say it's more like he's a 14 year old who still somewhat holds on to his childhood innocence.
>>83216311
Guro of course.
>>83216168
>zero good qualities
Except for the fact that he figured out the intentions of an extraterrestrial empire spanning the Local Cluster from newspaper clippings.
>>83212989
Is this Fish Stew Pizza?
>>83216302
this looks like adventure time i was thinking more like this. >>83216311
>>83216350
Oh.
>>83216192
Then it's selfcest!
>>83216224
by example. we seen his powers controlled by his emotions since episode 1. we're 84 episodes into the show and he just noticed it. he's emphatic, and loves and cares about everyone but intelligence isn't his thing
>>83216317
Is that how it works?
I will try to remember that next time some blushes around me
>>83216354
Monkeys on a type writer
he was bound to get one right eventually
>Amedot shippers
mmh
>>83216205
don't tell me everyone loving and respecting deeply someone you don't even know and having expectations as big for you wouldn't be confusing
when will they FUCK
>>83215419
Where/When?
Pearl is made forsuffering
>>83216273
your fetish is disgusting but i'm here to help in any way i can
here's a gem who is dead inside because i don't have any guro images
>>83216469
>guro
>disgusting
You have no taste.
>>83216317
if blushing makes a ship instantly canon amedot,pearlmethyst and pearlnet were canon a long time ago and still are
Chubby Sapphy a best
>>83216453
She just said she was selfish
>>83216461
Pearl is made for Eskimo kisses! ESKIMO KISSES!
>>83216375
He's managed to figure out things that the Gems haven't before, like the spinning floating tiles in Serious Steven, the Robonoids in Warp Tour and Marble Madness, Peridot mentioning the Cluster, etc.
>>83216511
Guro is literally the lowest of the low
I struggle to think of something, anything worse
>>83216511
You have no taste.
>>83216554
NTR
Slobs
Diapers
ez pz
>>83216469
Hmm... Thanks anon. why are you here to help anyway? Who are you helping?
>>83216544
Steven agrees.
>>83216350
This gem is cracked beyond repair. It is dead. Does this get you off?
>>83216554Mineral Scat
So are both Amedot shippers and Lapidot shippers all Perifags?
Whatever happens Peridot wins
Is ruby a cuck?
It's sapphire a slut?
I think so
>>83216581
Where is the blood.
>>83216469
I love that she isn't even wearing the hat, she just spawned it on her hair.
>>83216568
Slobs? not familiar with that one or at least that name for it
I will give you diapers is worse than guro, but not ntr, cuckolds don't make me want to vomit
>>83216568
Where as that's not very physical, guro is EXTREMELY physical and very often leads to death.
>>83216554
best tier is emotional abuse and bullying scenarios
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemstone_irradiation
>>83216600
They are rocks. They do not have blood.
>>83216582is that when you eat sand and shit it out?
>>83216616
Only for Pearl.
Because she deserves it.
What are the gem's fetishes? I'd imagine Steven is pretty vanilla while Pearl is into/ss/
>>83216141
You just know that Rose was down for some freaky shit
>>83216646
>Steven
>vanilla
Pick one.
>>83216646
Amethyst is into bondage
duh
>>83216611
If you fantasize about being the one getting cucked, you're a degenerate and just as bad.
As for slobs, well do you know what BBW is?
Well, it's that, but much worse.
And sometimes it's combined with scat.
>>83216613
Death is hot though.
>>83216554
>>83216568
idk,there's this fetish in dA about spanking someone in the ass with a piece of wood
and this one who consists in evaporating women or putting them inside bubble gums
>>83216657
>fucking a mortal meat machine
Damn right
>>83216646
Steven's into giant women. It's canon.
>>83216646
Pearl is into BDSM.
>>83216634You mix pulverized mineral remains with your food, eat it and wait for it to come out. Then you give it to your partner, or you eat it yourself again
>>83216627
I can't fap to that then.
>>83216672
>idk,there's this fetish in dA about spanking someone in the ass with a piece of wood
Not worse than guro
>and this one who consists in evaporating women or putting them inside bubble gums
Okay you got me
>>83216646
Vore.:^)
>>83216696
Just when you couldn't be more disgusted by human beings, they just go ahead prove you wrong.
>>83216702
>can't fap to rocks
What are you, a faggot?
>>83216730
If there was blood, then sure.
But there isn't.
>>83216400
That's what THEY would want you to believe.
>>83216745
Steven bleeds. Does that turn you on?
>>83216646
>Amethyst is vore.
>Garnet isROUGH LESBIAN SEXwith cuddles after.
>Pearl is into S&M she is M obviously
>Lapis likes to suck dicks with cocaine on them because that makes them as lifeless as she is
>Jasper is into femdom she is the dom yep
>Steven is pure
Peridot is r9k shipping trash that will not see a pussy on her shoulder if shit is not going as planed.
>>83216646
i'd say garnet is into threesomes
>>83216672
>evaporating women
Whenever I think I've seen everything the Internet goes and proves me wrong.
>>83216667
She probably wants to get cumflated like the little slut she is
Someone post the image of jasper eating lapis, but that stupid vore shit, the one where she has cut lapis like a roast beef and is eating a piece
>>83216533
But is there any screenshots or anything?
>>83216696
That soundsinterestingthank you for explaining that to me.
>>83216762
Of course.
Guys, do I need to remind you that this is a children's show?
Please tone down the sexual discussion. There is nothing about Steven Universe that is remotely sexual.
T. Sugar
>>83216766
Steven has a giantess fetish. He is not pure.
>>83216812
Go fuck yourself Sugar.
>>83216812
Did you forget that you created Amethyst
>>83216812
>T.
>not t.
Fuck off.
>>83216637
imagine if you had her to the point where she wouldn't make eye contact with you unless you told her to and didn't argue or fight back about anything just winced and ate shit quietly?
>>83216774
>implying Greg hasn't already done that to her
>>83216812
>>83216812
what we realy are.png
>>83216812
Get out namefag
>>83216812
Better tone it up.
>>83216429
SOONâ„¢
>>83216844
That
would be perfect.
>>83216429
When Steven is an adult.
>>83216845
She's been looking for another disgusting pervert gem to do it with, it's literally not possible to create that much jizz with the human reproductive system
>>83216530
Suspenders Sapphire a unf.
>>83216867
Good job anon.
>>83216784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArhFezDCH9c
26:51 or so
>>83216867
why
>>83216867
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Bon-voyage you anarchist anon.
>>83216867
I always wonder how people get into these situations where they seem surprised
>>83212924
she is their FURY
she is their PATIENCE
she is a CONVERSATION
>>83216867
You can kill yourself at any time
>>83213781
>you understand how producing a GOOD show works
FTFY
>>83216867
why do blue nipples on white skin look so damn hot and suckable..
>>83216896
What if Steven's powers allow him to produce cum at a superhuman rate?
>>83216867
>>83216941
>she is their FURY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPQhYGJ0kY
>>83216896
pretty sure Peridot is a disgusting pervert gem
now we just need to teach her some shapeshifting
>>83216867
MODS PLS
>>83216867
See you in hell famalam.
>>83216966
>If Steven applies saliva to his testacles, it will absorb through the skin and fully replenish his balls within an hour
>>83216867
See ya in three days
>>83216966
Possible
I wonder if it has healing powers
>>83216966
its not called a murdercock for nothing
>>83216867
>899x899
Is it bad this is the only part that bothers me?
>>83217040
>>83216966
Thrs certainly an original theory, I'll give you that.
>>83217030
Indexer
>this whole thread
>>83217009
>healing semen
makes Connie a virgin again after every single time
>>83216983
I want to tease futadot about her penis
Really start critiquing it
>>83217074
I bet Lapis is the biggest normie.
>>83217082
She's gonna need it considering Steven's sand cum.
>>83217072
No, I mean why not 900?
>>83217030
No, I'm pretty much desensitized to this stuff by now too. Guro still is too much, though.
>>83217072
I'm here, what do you want?
>>83217084
she would be so upset, until that first blowjob
it would really make her go KAPOWIE!!!
>>83216966
>What if Steven's powers allow him to produce cum at a superhuman rate?
go to sleep, anon.
>>83217117
I want you to fuck off.
Steven heard some boys like to fuck a hole in a watermelon, but he's not sure if that would be rape in his case.
>>83217096
So just to see if I got this right, Steven produces healing sand cum at abnormally high volumes?
>>83215754
By the way, here
Isn't claiming to be Indexer a bannable offense. He got permabanned a couple years ago for ban evading or something.
>>83216878
imagine if because of you and the way you speak to pearl she just walks around with her head down with a dazed expression of apathy and self loathing?
Remember all Pearls are for sexual
Would you fug a Ruby?
>>83217135
I can't look at that gif and not think of HEALING SHIT
>>83217171
Anon, stop please, my penis can only get so erect.
>>83217182
Absolutely
>>83215839
HEY LOOK ITS THE PTSD PALS
>>83217003
>If Steven could reach his penis, he could give himself an eternal blowjob
>>83217133
Well yeah what's the point of teasing if you're not going to get in close and start sucking
>>83217182
I want to go on a punchquest with a Ruby
Really commit some violence in the name of a higher cause
>>83217166
How else is he meant to be the start of the coming race?
>>83216867
Goddamn it, saved.
See you in hell brother
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>83217262
Never. We're too lewd now
>>83216920
Thanks.
>>83217169
When that one mod leaves, janitors will probably stop caring about that
It's not posting CP, It's not producing DMCAs and it's not literally destroying the site, he's not a priority
>>83217262
We page 10 now, go for it
>>83215702
i swear to god if that picture is leaked
>>83217279
Aaaand, it's over
>>83217305
brideake.tumblr.com
You'll find all three of these "LEAKS" there.
>>83217305
Its a fake you literal baby
>>83217305
I mean they went to a lot of lengths to not show Jasper's face after the fight
>>83217214
Only pearl actually fought in the war
https://40.media.tumblr.com/0417717f78debf71a7c63a0fc00eef1d/tumblr_inline_ntb1ofCKQX1qmqmnk_1280.png
>>83217202
how desperate would she get just to see any sign of softness from you? would she take all that abuse and neglect just for one kind gesture?
>>83217343
Nice
>>83217304
let's call it the disgusting fetish edition
>>83217363
That's it, I'm leaving, I can't handle this, it's too hot.
>>83217231
>If Steven could reach his penis
>if
He's the son of a shapeshifter and Greg Universe.
Guys, remember to keep it SFW in the next thread until we hit bump limit
>>83217394
I like how Greg having a big penis is just casually accepted as fact
>>83217394
Goddamn, good point.
So he can just keep cumming into his own mouth forever.
>>83217420
>implying Rose would fuck someone with a small dick
>>83214357
Gems dont have DNA though, theyre energy projections. That being said, rose would have had to fill the gap with SOMETHING.
>>83216867
see you in /trash/
>>83217465
Probably DNA she cooked up using her literal magic hard light body from raw materials
>>83217343
Nice.
Not enough anons try to make a fitting last image.
>>83217465
Gems have their own DNA, called Gem DNA.
>>83217465
Hardlight DNA?
We don't know how small a thing a Gem can manifest
>>83217465
If Ian is to be believed, gems have literal DNA. That or he was retardedly using DNA as a metaphor for the actual type of information that defines Rose's physical traits.
>>83217529
I want to believe the latter, but I'm inclined to believe the former.
>>83213177
I remember one time when Alexandrite defused you could actually see Ruby and Sapphire's silhouettes for a few frames, so they may have un-fused and re-fused instantly, given how stable Garnet is
>>83217510
>>83217515
If half his dna was made of gem construct, he would have been hit much harder by and with longer lasting effects from the gem destabilizer
>>83217553
I would imagine if pressed on the issue Ian would just try to save face say it wasn't a stupid metaphor, they actually have DNA, and that he doesn't have to explain shit because they are magic.
>>83217570
we don't know that
we have no clue how Steven's body or even how the gem destabilizes works
>>83217422
Well if he REALLY wanted to.
hello /sug/
>>83217635
>Steven's body
Uplifted post-human grown in an artificial womb, with an embedded gem. The gem magic suffuses his body and does things and stuff???
>gem destabilizer tech
Destroys gem constructs on contact but doesn't penetrate solid materials well. We did see it pushing back whatever gem shit is inside Steven which could not have been pleasant.
>>83217715
hello.
>>83217715
Hello
>>83217777Hello.
>>83217715
hello
>>83217794We meet again
>>83217756
>>83217777
>>83217794
>>83217802
Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?
>>83217715
Hello
>>83217837
*nod*
Damn it someone make the new thread, I would but I'm on my phone
Make it a lewd Amy edition