Lapis Legzuli Edition
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>"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: https://mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Legs?
>>83205595
Malachite didn't look mish-mashed like cotton candy Garnet (pink and blue unnatural looking), she looked exactly like the stone she's supposed to be.
And don't say she's monstrous in a somehow incorrect way either, Sugilite is probably worse
Amydot request finished.
>>83205214
Sure! my tumblr isbandlebroblog
I'll definitely draw more SU stuff in the future. I just need to practice the style. It's deceptive because it looks so easy, but once I try it's hard to get it to look right.
>>83206214
You're very welcome, my friend.
>>83206200
Legs!
>>83201334
sorry, super late cyber booty
>>83206252
This is super GREAT! Wow.
I like legs.
>>83206200
Legs.
Slender legs.
Beefy legs.
Legs.
I'm tired of seeing Peridot as this dumb hyperactive weakling. I miss when her tone of voice matched her looks and how people viewed her: stuck up, imposing, intimidating. I hope when she gets her legs back she gets cool again.
>>83206263
>>83206290
>>83206302
Legs you say?
>>83206200
They make the world go round.
>>83206303
She might not even want them back. She was pleased with her "new compact form" in Barn Mates
>>83206290
Yep
>>83206252
Ah shoot, I left a part of the sketch layer on. Fixed that.
>>83206322
True, and that fuckin' blows.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83206319
I sure do. The truest and bluest legs.
>>83206303
>I miss when her tone of voice matched her looks and how people viewed her: stuck up, imposing, intimidating
So like 15 seconds of her screentime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4pXusde8s
The whole Steven Universe show is like this commercial, except for being gay instead of smoking.
kapowie
>>83206364
What do Peridot's socks smell like?
>>83206387
>peridot give you a rigerous handjob, right before you 'blast off' she does this
>>83206200
And how!
>>83206411
grass and a good time
>STOP FORCING YOUR GAY AGENDA ON EVERYTHING. JUST MAKE YOUR OWN SHOW.
>Rebecca Sugar: Okay.
>WHAT IS THIS FAG SHIT? STOP PANDERING TO TUMBLR.
>Rebecca Sugar: Whatever. Cry more, bitch.
>TUMBLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>83206414
>Looks like Ream Cock-it is blasting off again!
>>83206414
A limb enhancer handjob would be like a great vibrator
>>83206414
>>83206252
Garbage, but that's nice of you.
Thoughts on Poly shipping?
Any word on the Lapisanon that attempted to style their hair like the one true blue waifu?
>>83206302
>>83206319
Sophie's a fucking home wrecker.
>>83206303
Reminder that "cool" Peridot isthankfullydead.
>>83206462
>TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY
>Everything's going to be okay
>LIAR
Best gem.
>>83206452
do you have to say that everytime peri...
You need to stop watching tv
So the double "holy smokes" line wasn't the only shared thing in barn mates
>>83206469
Shallow fodder, what else?
>>83206351
Sweet dreams, Lady of the sea, I'm off to sleep.
>>83206490
Wait here's the gif for the whole line
>>83206483
>when you kapowie just right
>>83206303
>implying Peridot was ever intimidating
Oh yes, who didn't drop a brick at the sight of this? Behold, the face of pure terror!
Giant Woman legs!
>>83206469
>>83206503
Shipping is is shallow fodder, its all the same boat.
>>83206510
Good night, I hope you have sweet dreamsI love you
>>83206458
>not wanting peri angrly giving a blowjob handjob footjob till you kapowie
>>83206183
Za2it has a new steven universe airing on june 9th.
Thank god for no hiatus.
>>83206490
its like they have a ton in common and are actually perfect for each other or something
The Bird Gem is brainsick
>>83206577
Placeholder.
>>83206560Love you too.
>>83206535
Doritos are very intimidating
>>83206317
oh nooo
>>83206577
>Za2it
Are you having a stroke?
>>83206541
I'll agree that pairing a character with multiple characters is shallow but if you pair a character with only one romantic partner, then it isn't.
>>83206602
>>83206602
>>83206560
When are you guys fucking?
>>83206536
>>83206317
why was this deleted
>>83206600
It has "new" written next to it. Placeholders dont
This is the mom gem
>>83206578
>they have the same dialogue, that makes them so perfect for each other
Give me a break, amedotfags are too much.
>>83206183
was barn mates censored in any way? Are the french megas worthless now? I don't wanna download some censored crap.
>>83206329
I don't know why this gif went so great with that song but I love it.
We need more Angry characters.
Requesting this character redrawn as Jasper.
With the pants bulge left intact, tyvm.
>>83206638
The mods are doneLion Around
>>83206624
they all the same.
its all shallow bullshit.
fictional character pairing is meaningless as multiple.
>>83206674
its not about them saying the same lines
That's just a cute little thing Sugar had them put in to make it all the more obvious
>tfw no crystal gem asmr
This is not ok
Semi-hostile giant woman legs.
Is Sugilite ever going to come back? Nicki Minaj does not seem the generous type.
>>83206692
What song?
Lady of the sea
I can't help but wonder if she would be happier with me
Y'know when Peridot used a bit of slang when talking to Lapis "I got yo number"?
I know it's an example of Peridot emulating Amythest, but it says a lot about potential character development between the two.
Hype.
what's up /sug/?
>>83206731
probably depends on if she actually likes voice acting and the show
If she doesn't actually care, she probably won't come back
>>83206739
probably "Breakfast Machine"
>>83206710
That's where I'll have to disagree. There's literally nothing wrong with analyzing charcaters and taking interest to their relationship with another character. It's also something that the author itself brings into the story, like Ruby/Sapphire and Steven/Connie.
>>83206739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
Last thread guy posted that gif with this song. Not sure why but I love it. Not even a Lapisfag.
>>83206351
She seem a little upset.
>>83206761
I think it could osmosis from her love of Camp Pining Hearts, or other "previously recorded entertainment"
>>83206752
I mean I don't expect /co/mrades to be good at poetry, but how do you fail that badly
>>83206719
Sorry, but this pairing isn't going to happen. Not when Amethyst already has a teased partner.
>>83206731
Isn't she expensive to guest?
>Crack the Whip
>Steven Vs Amethyst
>The Kindergarten Kid
>it's an Amethyst episode
... O-okay. I guess I'll just crawl into a corner then, and wait for the universe to swallow me into its deep, crushing void of everlasting despair.
Hello Darkness, my old friend.
>>83206798
Thats the author, shipping is fan trash. Accpet it.
>>83206731
how much money they paid for her voice ?
>>83206731
she might come back but she might not have any lines
>>83206693
Vidalia banging Lars WHEN?
>>83206252I already follow you and love your trist and poppy stuff. Glad to see you're dipping a bit into SU
>>83206581
she's got a brain problem situation going on.
>>83206761
She was mimicing Steven's line here.
>>83206824
What Amethyst and Pearl?
Are you serious? They are pretty much sisters, I literally don't understand where people see romantic chemistry in their interactions
On top of that, the Crystal Gems have known each other for thousands of years, I kinda feel like if something was gonna happen between them it would have already
Its because of this family vibe and the long experience together that I expect Pearl and Amethyst, if they actually get paired off with people, to be with the "new" gems, Peridot, Lapis or Jasper. and Amethyst and Peridot were rather clearly set up in Too Far, and had some smaller stuff after that
>>83206786
she ever say something about the show anyway?i mean she like it
>>83206866
I hate using the word "ship" anyway, there are negative aspects with that.
Examples are those that take every single action, dialogue, interaction as evidence for their pair. Most notable "they're standing next to each other" or "They're looking at each other".
>>83206252
>likes su for the shortstacks
ayyyyyyy
>>83206818
I dunno, that blatant one-after-the-other holy smokes thing looked like it was put there to clear any doubts whose influence that was
>>83206927
What Amethyst and Peridot?
Are you serious? They are pretty much bros, I literally don't understand where people see romantic chemistry in their interactions.
>>83206927
amy can be moe
>>83206786
>YA LIKE THAT, little man~?
She did seem to be having fun.
>>83206785
nuthin much
how are you?
>>83206856
Hi, how's it going? Bad I hope.
>>83206910
I'm having a lot of fun drawing them, they're so expressive which is a favorite of mine.Glad you like the yordle stuff I do, my friend.
>>83206940
Peridot was my favorite, and then she was revealed to be a midget. That didn't help.
>>83206966
Bros tend not to having anime crush trope scenes that involve them landing on top of each other paralleling the main character saving his future girlfriend. And do bros flirt?
Not them though.
>>83206998
nothing much
just shit posting
>>83206927
>Amethyst and Peridot were rather clearly set up in Too Far, and had some smaller stuff after that
Keyword being "were", your pandering from one episode isn't going to cut it.
>>83207039
>pandering to a previously nonexistent crowd
>>83207022
>HURR HILLARY
>>83207039
Are you suggesting it only counts if it is happening constantly non-stop in our face and moments in earlier episodes no longer matter?
>>83207037
eyy, glad to hear it
you havin fun?
>>83207058
Lesbian pandering.
>>83207059
What about her? She's shown no inclination for any one ship. 1 scene =\= she ships it
>>83206351
Is this the same guy who daily dosed that poem about the cold tea?
>>83206302
>tfw you will never have a threesome with red and blue midget
>>83206450
Who are you quoting?
>>83206993
This is not the first time they represent the US flag with one star (I think the last time was 3 stars)
Have they shown up the complete 50 stars flag before?
>>83206830
>>83206883
>Deleting crops
There's doing your job and then there's just hating fun.
>>83207102
Pretty sure the real flag is in this shot.
>>83206977
What do you mean "can" be? She is.
>>83207009
Shut up, Jackie. Every time she gets any character focus, it's all depressing shit like self-loathing, nearly dying, finding out she was made wrong, attaching what little sense of self-respect she has to how others see her... I just want her to be happy for once, cause I can't take this shit anymore.
>>83207073
Like how you never post the actual shot and instead post's an edit that smothers the canon interaction. You'd rather please you fucking dick, anon.
>>83207080
Exactly, she doesn't, but she boarded that one scene that almost every obnoxious amedotfag brings up.
Good night /sug/, today was a good day of lurking for me.
>>83207152
sleep tite dawg
>>83207020
Then who's your favorite now?
>>83207152
good night
>>83207102
>>83207129
There's also this whichignoring the obvious snerson conspiracyimplies 12 states.
>>83207146
How do you expect the scene that birthed the ship not to be brought up in a discussion about the ship
>>83207152
Night.
>>83207181
And here's the money.
>>83207173
Oh, Peridot is still my favorite. Them making her a midget just cemented her role as best gem for me.
can we please talk about the new hotness, lapidot
>barn mates
more like barn mating am I right
>>83207208
Bonus.
/ss/?
>>83207090
>Who are you quoting?
No one in particular. It just seems to be the common attitude of people who constantly bitch about SU and others like it. Kinda pisses me off.
Like, they did exactly what you wanted them to do, nigga. They made they're own show. You can shut the fuck up now.
>>83207181
>delmarva
>keystone
>kansas
>jersey
>>83207224
>>83207183
Something that shouldn't ever have happened. There was literally no point, it's not going to lead into something romantic.
Bottom line, I don't have any interest in that pairing. I'm looking foward to a few disappointing reactions in near future.
>>83206638
>>83206706
>no moreLION AROUND
>>83206993
>That flag
Oh, shi-
>>83207102
>>83207129
>>83207181
oh, dammit.
>>83207212
>tfw you first see her reform
i found her charming before, but i fell in love with her feety pajamas
so cute
>Beach City and other beach-like towns
>Empire city
>Jersey
Steven Universe takes place on Long Island, which is where I live! Neat!
>>83207260
If peri doesn't fuse with ame first, then declare it dead. Cause that's what everyone was thinking back in October, Ame jumped to the top spot as a fusion prospect
>>83207264STEVEN'S PENIS
>>83207181
Could be 13 founding states.
Also could be that there's a good chunk of the US that is terra nullius.
peridot is best gem
>>83207213
Great pair, liked it since Warp Tour and satisfied with canon interaction.
>>83207241
What state is Empire City in?
>>83207281
I absolutely agree. I love her design so much. I wonder if her hair will be star shaped later on.
>>83207324
Empire state
>>83207324
We are betting on Empire State
>>83207292
It's in Delmarva, a mashup of Delaware, Maryland, and I think Virginia.
>>83207217
You know it was a Dewey that decided to print pearl on money just to impress her.
>>83207300
It's already dead but sure, I'll be there in that thread when Amy isn't Peri's first fusion.
>>83207020
Well I hope to see more from you. Especially more of Peridot, that never hurts.And more Tristana.
>>83207329
To be honest, I'm eager to see her with a star hair
I don't like if the triangle hair goodness dies off.
>>83207367
What do you ship? What makes it not dead?
>>83207339
>Garnet/Peridot fusion
That would be... all ass.
ass everywhere.
>>83207376
Fuck. I'm not eager*
>>83207375
Are you sure this is Fructose? It sounds more like Zuke.
>>83207385
>ship
Classified info, anon.
>>83207348
Time to hang my head in shame.
>>83207401
>can't articulate what makes a ship dead
Alright
>>83206329
>>83206692
What do you guys think?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1464332418193.webm
>>83207375
I'll definitely draw more of her. I'll draw more characters too, but odds are Peridot will be the character I'll draw the most.
>>83207376
It would be a bit odd to see. I'm sure the crystal gem design they've got figured out for her will be awesome, but I'm attached to the one she has now.
>>83207430
can't be dead when its not real
>>83207430
It's dead, a relationship is growing in the shadows as Peridot isn't present with the main characters.
>>83207414
It's okay anon, I think of the East Coast as one big blob of land.
>>83207451
>my ship that I won't disclose is alive and totally gonna happen, but yours is dead just take my word for it ok
Alright
>>83207458
The b-team is being formed, the barn's not a lovehut for peridot and lapis
>>83206856
Don't forget
>bubbled
>>83207329
I like her hair as is now, and her little pyjamas. I hope they add the stars in subtle alterations of her uniform rather than changing everything.
>>83206752
that's a sapphire
I don't like that The Cluster is still inside the Earth. The CGs need to find a way to port them/her into space or something so they can form safely andbecome Cosmic Mom.
>>83207507
i would like to see her without her visor, even if just for a bit
>>83207493
I dunno, Lapis is pretty tsundere.
>>83207329
I doubt anything that drastic will happen. Reform designs so far are mostly just touch-ups.
>>83207527
She has blue eyes.
>>83207493
what difference does it make 'being dead' anon?
>>83207541
Peridot without the limb enhancers are just a touch-up?
>>83207556
how do you know
>>83207399
Wat?
>>83207445
Good shit.
>>83207564
You brought the word up, not me
>>83207519
The cluster is an abomination that desecrate the remains of brave gems who fought and died for what they believed in. It should be destroyed.
i find it interesting how, even if not all gems can stay formed in molten rock, the gems themselves dont seem to suffer harm.
the gem mutants that assaulted the drill are probably just as capable of reforming if they ever got space again
>>83207585
No i didn't.
>>83207587
Pearl come on, we talked about this.
>>83207569
Because I can see the future. Her visor is softly remover by Lapis as they gaze onto each other's eyes.
In real honest how many more SU threads are needed to talk almost about the same thing
>>83207568
>strawmaning
>>83200358
>>83207217
dude wut
>>83207637
>>83207665
Thanks, I was looking for that one
>>83207677
Awful idea, Brown.
>>83207587
The clusters are just confused, they love Earth deep down.
>>83207623
It wouldn't be a "mom", it would be a horrific mass of thrashing limbs and gnashing teeth if the lesser clusters are anything to go by.
>>83207587
Rude. And technically, they didn't die. Their shattered consciousness' were used to create a gestalt entity, which is now forming into a cohesive whole. Killing the Cluster would be little different than killing the Crystal Gems that constitute its being.
Besides, the entity has shown to be non-hostile, and since its mostly Crystal Gems, it may be convinced to cooperate. Having an unfathomably cosmic being on your side with a grudge against your otherwise unassailable enemy could be most useful, to say the least.
Why have we had gems with extra eyes, gems with extra hands and gems with extra mouths, but the only gem with extra legs doesn't even really have legs?
Where are my centaur gems?
>>83207740
I hope the cluster punches space giraffe into oblivion.
>>83207752
You got Handlegs McGee. That should be plenty.Unless you're a footfag, in which case kill yourself.
NSFW
https://65.media.tumblr.com/6223b654cb65a31b34a05740b20fa9ed/tumblr_o7tpu1Sr3q1vumek3o1_1280.png
Why is olive the worst cluster?
>>83206719
Remember how Pearl and Lapis shared a line of "JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU!"
This show just likes its pottery.
>>83207847
eugh. They're hideous. The best gem mutant is clearly Palmerite.
>>83207817
I wish. If I were a footfag I'd be set. No, what I'm into is far, far worse.
>>83206634
>giant woman
>tiny image
Please
>>83207913
Thanks.
>>83207913
I could have sworn I saved the big one
Thank you
>>83207824
Is Opal the best non-Garnet fusion?
>>83207847
All the clusters are great compared to Bob. I like Lefty best though.
>>83207913
fuck off indexer
Where the fuck is the new ep? Can't find it on my usual sites.
>>83208010
There are mega links in the OP.
>>83208008
cute
>>83208010
you're a week late.
>>83208010
>>83208033
Also, have you heard about the French broadcasts? Because it seems like you might not have.
Connie's mom, has got it going on.
>>83208008
This is what will happen if Lapigreg comes true. Murdercock will strike again and the results will be adorable
>>83208087
>>83206476
maybe Ruby shouldn't be such a damn slut and let herself get so easily seduced by earth women.
The least she could do is get better taste. Bob, now there's a REAL human female.
>>83208087
>unlike steven, L.L. Universe's powers all require her to be horribly depressed
>>83208105
>Bob
>female
You dense mother fucker. Bob is clearly an Earth male.
>>83207989
Yeah.
>>83208062
i love how you can see the artist played around with about 3 different breast sizes before settling on this one. from medium, to slightly less than medium, to huge.
>>83208140
What the fuck is a male?
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o7k5s9Y0O41s0l435.mp4
>>83208140
Oh, wow, the whole two genders thing with those humans really throws me for a loop.
So... that means Earl is also an earth male, right?
>>83208130
>L.L. Universe
>Not Rebecca Lazurite Universe
>>83208170
>>83208148
You got to get the milf breasts right, it's a delicate process that can make or break suggestive art.
>>83208180
>pearl with a mini 14
Wish artist who made this made one with pearl
Does anyone have the other version of that pic where Priyanka is rubbing Steven's leg while drunk? The one with the you know what?
>>83208231
Actually it's an M1 Garand.
Also, that's not Pearl, it's Pole.
I've left tumblr but man do I want to go back and say stuff. So I'll say it here, so someone can post it if they want.
>You are right Lapis sucks for what she did to Jasper
>You are right Jasper sucks for what she did at all
>You are right Peridot sucks for what she did to Lapis
>You are right Lapis doesn't have to be friendly with Peridot right away.
But there is no denying that Peri Cherry is trying her best
And that because of Steven Lapis is giving her a shot
Neither of them actually wanted to hurt the other, the only one that wanted to hurt anyone was Jasper, who wanted to beat Rose Quartz into the ground.
And yet with Steven even she might change.
Even Jersey can change, guys.
I just want to know what Sapphire's weapon is.It's got to be shades, right?
>>83208258
i know I was being cheeky.
I thinking get a mini-14 and name it pearl
So are Ruby and Sapphire going to be reprimanded for ruining their own plan so badly? Yeah the Rubies left anyway but if they can't function for something this simple how can they be trusted with anything that requires them to be apart in the future?
Who here /wkd/?
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o7to0fMsHw1s0l435.mp4
>>83208332
There is no such thing as reprimand or punishment in this show.
What would a Garnet+Lapis fusion look like?
>>83208332
sapphire saw that everything would go fine
>>83208346
>what is the entire arc of Steven Bomb 3?
What if Steven met Abraham Lincoln?
>>83208388
Just because the outcome will be okay means that the road to get there isn't shit and have consequences. That was the point of Keystone Motel.
Why are SU fans such posers?
>>83208062
Not the dick edit?
Who is the Kuririn of SU?
>>83208405
Honest Abe teaches Steven how to wrassel and then chokeslams Yellow Diamond.
Who will die for real first?
"That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."
>>83208332
The real question is what happens when the Rubies go to Neptune and come back within a day or two? If they can cross galaxies that quickly making a trip to neptune and back to earth wouldn't even take that long.
>>83207224
Yes, plenty of /Steven Shenanigans/.
>>83207967
Bitch can fly, this is obviously just some masochistic shit.
>>83208467
Yeah but how long will it take them to search the entire planet?
>>83208442
>>83208454
Amethyst
>>83208420
If we're posers than tell us what patrician shit your into fat goth girl?
>>83206252
Peridot fanart is for all the people who want to be molested.
>>83208087
>ten years later
>all the gems have been seduced into destruction
>steven has five sisters and lives in a constant bipolar state of joy and sadness
>>83208486
Not long because it's a gas giant.
>>83206351
NO SHE'D BE SUPER ANNOYED
>>83208420
because of a high fandom overlap between this and the Jojo fandom.
>>83208442
probably pearl.
>pretty damn powerful by human standards
>Is dwarfed by the people she's surrounded by
>Died a lot. (at least in the past)
>>83208454
My money's on Garnet/Ruby/Sapphire. Garnet herself is as developed as they get, she's the current core of the group meaning if she dies everyone needs to step the fuck up sempai, she's also supposed to be one of the toughest, so her death drives home a sense of power for the enemy.
All that needs to happen is maybe one or two more Ruby and Sapphire appearances.
>>83208466
>By being half-gem, half-human, Steven has taught gems sexual arousal
>Yellow Diamond will want to do things to Steven
>Things she cannot explain but sum only as "naughty"
NSFW futa blue pearl?http://majinroses.tumblr.com/post/140024116513
>>83208549
>>83208346
>drown the children
>>83208467
>The real question is what happens when the Rubies go to Neptune
Assuming they don't get dunked on by the atmosphere they'll waste a shit ton of time searching the planet.
Eventually they'll report to Yellow Diamond and she'll be pissed that they wasted all this time searching the wrong damn planet, and prolly call them back to get busted.
>>83206919
Aw, Peridot holds immense respect for Steven. Adorable.
>>83208540
Jasper will be the garnet replacement, she has violence and anger issues just like her
Punch punch punch but without gauntlets
>>83207637
>>83207677Look at /sveg/ we haven't had an episode in months and all we talk about is shipping. Yet we still get to have a thread or two every weekend
>>83208555
That's right. Drown a child, that's ok. Drown TWO children, no worries you can be a crystal gem and live alone with the defenseless peripet. We won't even bring it up again
Senyoreta de la mar
Tan bonica com es pot ser
No em puc sino demanar
Si jo feliç la podria fer
What if Peridot and Steven had a son?
>>83208559
Honestly, if the rubies showed THAT MUCH incompetence, then it's YD's own fault for picking them and giving them no oversight.
Unless those were the only ones she could get. It makes me wonder if YD's the only one who even still holds a grudge against earth.
>>83208506
>Not long because it's a gas giant.
Misleading title.
It's not just some gay cloud. Neptune is extremely dense and it's being whipped constantly by supersonic winds.
Their ship got bapped casually by a water hand and crashed.
Can we mutate humans?
>>83208230
Please, MILF breasts are easy. Big and bountiful. She's a mother after all.
>>83208265
I live in Jersey. It never changes.
But south Jersey is actually pretty pleasant, so it's alright. A good rule of thumb is that the area is probably decent I'd the locals identify more closely with philly than nyc.
>>83208622
Why would they go there in the first place after looking at Neptune? The ship probably has a countermeasure for something like this because no one on homeworld would actually trust a bunch of rubies alone.
Why doesn't Steven dress like a homosexual?
>>83208611
>Honestly, if the rubies showed THAT MUCH incompetence
They did. They really did.
>then it's YD's own fault for picking them and giving them no oversight.
It is. It really is.
>It makes me wonder if YD's the only one who even still holds a grudge against earth.
Seems like it. When you really think about it, the Crystal Jems wern't waging a huge war against all of Homeworld forever.
They JUST wanted them to fuck off of Earth.
I would assume an intergalactic operation would have better things to do.
>Close-up of lips saying fresh
Cheeky bastards...
>>83208611
What if they're having gem production issues? If gems have been around for infinity then maybe they're running out of the good shit for their parasitic ways
Like, they really want Jasper back, she's a quality Quartz. You need fertile ground like earth to make them. They hadn't anticipated and easy mission like checking on the cluster to go so wrong
>>83206927
We don't know much about Amethyst and Pearl's past interactions. Truthfully, when I started watching the show I was convinced they were gonna reveal that they're ex or some similar drama. I really don't find their interactions, chemistry to be sisterly.
I found Sapphire's corrupt form.
>>83208679
Gems are basically Liches. They can take as long as they need to exact revenge.
>>83208507
sugar syrup
>>83208606
>https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/Senyoreta%20de%20la%20mar%0ATan%20bonica%20com%20es%20pot%20ser%0ANo%20em%20puc%20sino%20demanar%0ASi%20jo%20feli%C3%A7%20la%20podria%20fer
>it rhymes in English and Catalan
What the fuck?
>>83208719
(inb4 indexer)
>>83208332
They can't be trusted apart. That's why they are basically permafused.
>>83208660
>Why would they go there in the first place after looking at Neptune?
I mean why would they go there in the first place, period?
It's JUST a Jasper. It seemed like YD was all about Earth getting blown up but when it came down to sending a squad, their mission isn't to destroy everything. Just to rescue one dumb gem.
>>83208740
That's a huge flaw they need to work on
I love you, Steven. But you're terrible, you're all terrible.
>>83208606
>>83208719
Do you know other languages? Can you do Spanish?
>>83208606
>>83208719
Well played, anon.
>>83208442
It's Krillin.
>>83208719
Getting 'lady' to rhyme with every other word so you can write shitty love poetry is a linguistic commonality
So because of the French leaks, does that mean there weren't any new episodes yesterday? I wish I had better self control.
>>83208736
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>83208719
Lady of the sea
As pretty as can be
I can't help but wonder
If happy I could make her
More or less
>>83208712
They aren't liches anon. To be a lich, you must be a spellcaster and your phylactery must be separate from your body
They aren't death knights either since they aren't dead.
The closest approximation is homunculi, but thats's still...
Wait, hold up a second. Do we know what color gem production goo is?
Why do gems get corrupted again? Lack of maintenance?
>>83208749
I bet we get at least a whole episode where they're forcibly separated from each other
>>83208768
>It's Krillin.
Dub faggot, I bet you think Joey Wheeler is a good name.
>>83208794
I want to grab her horns and slam harder than 10000 thor hammer in her gem hole
What happened to the corrupted gems, when was the last time we saw one?
>>83208814
Fuck off Jonouchi. 4shit isn't even responsible for Krillin.
>>83208819
>gem hole
Pfhahaha, what?
>>83208761
Señorita del mar
Tan bonita como se puede ser
No me puedo sino preguntar
Si yo feliz la podría hacer
>>83208851
Her mouth.
W need every episode again with the Homeworld crew.
>Chile Tid with Jasper, Peridot, and Lapis learning to sleep and seeing their dreams
What if Connie dressed like Misty?
What if Pearl was a slut?
>>83207989
Opal is the best fusion.
>It's red
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
No, this can't be happening. This cannot be happening. I thought their magic was just sufficiently advanced technology, but no, this changes everything. They are literally magic rocks, but not just any magic rocks, they are the most famous magic rocks of all times!
God fucking dammit I feel so stupid!
SUGAR YOU FUCKING WEEB!
>>83208860
Danke.
>>83208794
That is a worryingly sexy peridot.
>>83208684
Production issues, maybe. But given they've had a history with earth supposing to be simple and then everything goes to hell, they really should account for it by now. Yeah, one doesn't make a pattern, but that was one big FUBAR situation.
>>83208679
I can almost see Yellow Diamond getting told that if she wants to smash the earth she'd be on her own in her efforts by the other diamonds.
>>83208712
Given about any gem can probably outlast the entire human race. They probably don't even need to bother with revenge.
>>83208885
Only if she has a collection of phallic long objects that she likes to touch, example and practice with.
>>83208284
How could she even wear them? That's sad.
>>83208751
>Steven! Look at this shirt I got
>I'm not sure what fuck means, but I figured it was close enough.
>Why are you sweating
>>83208905
EXAMINE*
Do Diamonds masturbate to Pearl on Pearl action?
>>83208890
I have no idea what you are talking about. And this is coming from someone who has read FMA.
>>83208906
It could just have one lens, but then I remembered she doesn't have a nose
>Michael Jackson never got to see Steven Universe.
>>83208919
>pearl! kiss that pearl
>and you pearl. ride that dick
>yesss, HARDER...let me see your face...
>where is my royal dildo droid?
>>83208919
Her nose is poking into her eye. If she's not careful, he might put out her eye.
>>83208937
Do you think he would've liked it?
>>83208890
The show has stated multiple times that they're magic. Besides it's probably a reference and not an actual philosophers stone.
>>83208937
Man, if only he had lived long enough.
>Michael Jackson likes it becomes sort of a regular guest voice
>voicing one of the diamonds
>>83208944
I'm sure she's already experienced.
>>83208782
The image I posted is tiny
>>83208912
This pic is cute in a non-sexual way. Like it's such a lazy day that they didn't even bother putting on pants. They don't care; they're just lounging around playing video games.
>>83208937
>David Bowie probably got approached to be in an episode
>Died before he could respond properly
>>83208965
Good for you?
>>83208751
Anyone know this artist?
>>83208960
>White Diamond, your goals are wrong!
>No, that's ignorance, you're being ignorant.
>>83208919
Do we?Yes.
Who has the funkiest flow?
>>83209000
Quiet, Nick. And take your trips with you.
>>83208995
And then white diamond kicks the asses of all the CG with a magic, boomeranging hat, and literally explosive dance moves.
>>83208951
So you're saying it's another damn fake, huh? Damn, and we were also close this time.
>>83209000
>9000
>>83206329
>Had this song on when I opened this .gif
https://youtu.be/kjIVkl34Vig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lY6UPWWkQ
>>83209040
Shut the fuck up you little cripple, stop trying to bring loved ones back.
>>83209040
>And then white diamond kicks the asses of all the CG with a magic, boomeranging hat, and literally explosive dance moves.
Woo!
>>83208202
Somebody settle this for me.
The blue strip around her mid-section. is it exposed skin or a different colored strip of... fabric? What the heck do I call Gem clothes?
>>83208927
>>83209052
>Image
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentite
We can have a Doomguy Gem!
>>83209063
>The blue strip around her mid-section. is it exposed skin or a different colored strip of... fabric?
"appearance modifiers"
>>83209068
The most angriest gem.
>>83208995
It's color war, YD. doesn't that mean anything to you?
>>83209063
I think it's "skin" and not "clothes". I believe almost everyone else sees it this way.
>>83209081
Indeed. She can prolly poof AND shatter any other Gem with one fist, or a swing from her weapon.
>>83209052
>Triple chaingun
Shit nigga, time to buy the new Doom I guess.
>>83208927
I sent the wrong picture at first, my bad.
>>83209103
I am positive bloop has no eyes, because we already had the cyclops shocker
>>83209052
BFG division is best toot
>>83209104
>poor sapphy.png
you think she has it bad, Punished Sapphire has her gem in place of her eye, think how bad she has it.
>>83209116
that would be interesting and make her even more dependent on BD.
>>83208870
I like seeing Connie dressing up
>>83209116
O RLY?
>>83209116
BLUE DIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!
>>83209141
Do all Sapphires have one eye?
>>83209151
>>83208870
Same fag.
>>83209168
You're wrong.
>>83209151
Is Connie trying to get Steven to give her the d? Because she should know he can't without them turning into stevonnie.
>>83209163
>invisiblebaby.jpg
>>83207640
>doesn't know how to use the word strawman
Different gem fusion reactions
>BD and those in her court freaked out with disgust and wanted to murder the fusers
>Jasper called it a cheap tatic and shameless display
>Peridot thought fusion to be only for war, and staying fused all the time was like walking around with a shotgun and bad trigger discipline
>The fruity Ruby was like it was an unexpected turn of events when they saw fusion
BD's reaction sticks out the most. Did fusion become less heinous over time? Or was it mostly because gem in her high court/lowly solider thing? Is lapis mistaken in thinking something horrible would happen to her if she returned to Homeworld (she seems confident they'd find out one way or another)? It's been a whirl since she's been there after all.
>>83209153
Oh that's nasty, ew
>>83209250
stevonnie meeting connie's parents
Are there any crossover pictures of Lapis and OFF?
>>83209250
Do this. Do Lapis as the Batter.
>>83209250
what kind of requests? sfw or nsfw?
>>83209236
Lapis didn't just fuse, she forcibly fused with a high ranking gem in order to trap her forever.
>>83209264
this and hugo would be peridot holding her tape recorder
>>83209250
Priyanka taking Armstrong home and taking care of him, then convincing Connie not to kill when she sees him please?
>>83209250
Lapis and Peri go to White Castle.
>>83208606
Molt bona aquesta.
>>83209250
Amedot first date
>>83209263
...in the most awkward way possible.Seriously, if you walk into your daughters bedroom and see someone who doesn't look like her, or her friend who was coming round for a sleepover and there is no sight of either of them, you'd prolly jump to entirely the wrong conclusion as well.
>>83209264
He said writing, not drawing.
>>83209338
Fuck.
semi lewd drawing requests?
>>83209344
a self-portrait
>>83209344
Pearl and Amethyst playing with the whip.
>>83209344
Rose teasing pearlsexually
>>83209236
BD did specify:
>with a member of my court
Also that may have been the first cross gem fusion ever. Surely it's only been brought into awareness even more since then. I see why it does not arouse as great disgust in the other instances.
>>83209299
Also this. They find out she fused, it's inevitable they find out with who. And that is a big big problem.
>>83209270
SFW preferred but I can do both.
New piece of SU merchandise.
>>83209344
Adult Steven and Opal sleeping together.
>>83209344
Blue Pearl with no eyes (indents of where her eyes should be) teasing Steven by saying "I don't need eyes to see you've got a big one." please?
>Lapis was going to dip and go back to Homeworld in Same Old World
What if she got forced on a ship again, did that cross her mind? I can't remember if it's been established why Peridot/Jasper got her into the ship when she landed on Homeworld. What did lapis do to deserve that? I feel like there's a gap missing in my brain
>>83209063
>>83209096
It depends on the episode. In The Return, she has her midriff covered. Every other episode, it is exposed. This means that Lapis was poofed both before and after The Returnor Paul and/or Raven made a mistake, but that is a much less interesting alternative.
>>83207444
I think I love you trips anon.
Doing some crossover shit, care to give me some feedback?
>>83209447
What are you crossing?
>>83209428
>double poofing
Oh, peri didn't play games during the interrogation. Maybe some zap-zap was involved?
>>83207444
*Alarmed Guido Mista noises.swf*
>>83209428
That must be the korean's fault, they did an awful job on the characters that episode.
>>83209456
I'm doing two different crossovers, one is with Ratchet and Clank and another is with Kingdom Hearts.
>>83209447
This looks familiar, where is it from?
>>83209055
DUDE, THIS IS A WORKSAFE BOARD
>>83209427
My guess is making a stink as soon as she landed
>>83209447
make the black outlines and the thin yellow tron lines bolder
clean up that bit where her left eye is touching the bottom her visor
other than that, it's good
>>83209428
It means that Jasper forces her to cover up when they're in the same place. Gem can change clothes without shapeshifting whenever they want.
>>83209483
It's a fusion between Peridot and a Strafer Heartless, but it leans more towards Peridot.
>>83209471
I'm half-tempted to believe this is why we've never gotten a proper video release, they're going to go back and cleanup some of the more egregious errors first
>>83209507
Jasper is a conservative gem who has to contend with natural Quartz lust (see:rose). Just a strip of navel can prove too much and sabotage the mission
i want to cuddle the big red
>>83209428
looks more like an animation goof to me. if they wanted to show that she was covered, it would be more obvious.
>>83209404
That's terrible, who in their right mind would wear that?
>>83209344
Pearl wearing her baseball gear while gripping a baseball bat between her legslike a penisand winking at a sweating Nuby.
>>83209344
>>83209580
For fuck sake, please make this one happen.
>>83209575
I would nigga. Austism speaks.
>>83209580
this
>>83209404
Did you see anything else that was new? The Mystery Minis are supposedly coming out in July and there are rumors of a June restock for the Funkosalong with a glow-in-the-dark variant for Pearl.
>>83209447
>>83209512
>doing Kingdom Hearts/Steven Universe crossover stuff
>not giving all the gems a custom Keyblade
>not making the KH characters into gemsonas
Nah, nigga. Go hard or go home.
>>83209575
Fans who have Steven as their favourite character.
>>83209639
I really like the way the mystery minis look compared to the funko stuff. It actually has eyes and aren't all in the same pose with the same basic model. Shame they're mystery minis, I would buy a Lapis instantly.
>>83209404
>If it weren't for the words and put the gem in the middle instead of off to the side, it would be neat.
>>83209603
>>83209580
>>83209621
At least try not to make your samefagging obvious
>>83209102
>Doomgirl
I did not need this boner.
>>83209699
Not the same fag.
>>83209648
Like I said, I'm not responsible for that pic.
Also you forgotmaking world-exclusive Heartless.I actually have some ideas for a couple.
>>83209660
Agreed, the cases are also pretty cheap if you buy display cases off of some online retailers (they come out to $5.67 per blind box instead of going with Hot Topic's usual $8.50 per box).
>>83209672
Agreed, it's not as subtle as the Pearl and Amethyst necklaces released earlier this month.
>>83209699
I'm not though.
>>83207519
I like the space mum idea..
>But Space MILF seems better.
big red
We'reLION AROUND!baby!
>>83209233
>he thinks a strawman is something else
>>83209699
Anon its rude to accuse someone of samefagging
>>83209344
Old Vidalia rubbing a bulge in her overalls asking if the viewer would like some onion dip
>>83209784
When will people learn that screenshotting the (You)s doesn't prove shit?
Look, I just proved that you're samefagging.
>>83209802
>onion dip
>>83209344
Old Vidalia fucking Young Vidalia.
>>83209850
>He's disgusted more by onion dip than the implication of cum
Never change /co/.
Any draw requests?
>>83209857
>>83209344
Wait shit, semi lewd. Old Vidalia feeling up Young Vidalia under her shirt.
>>83209849
So you're just being a nigger.
Why don't they go back to Mask Island and look for Jasper? Why are they returning to Beach City without even trying? Damn townie bomb
Watch Jasper maraud the barn in the night one day and kidnap peritot.
>>83209872
The gems playing baseball with Yellow Diamond up to bat.
>>83209872
Nuby trying to fuse with a loaf of bread please.
>>83209849
He's got solid proof guys, he's onto us!
>>83209919
Sardonyx is such a dork.
>>83209894
She's dead, anon
>>83206577
Besides the good news of practically no hiatus, are they going to have some Peridot mini marathon next Saturday?
>>83209919
>>83209935
Why are Pearl fusions the best?
>>83209963
Because Pearl's amazing.
>>83209991
A fucking Men, brother.
>>83206581
Don't you fucking dare say that about my waifu
>>83209956
I don't think that's a safe or reasonable assumption for the gems to make
I feel like I'm the only one with Amethyst left as my favorite. 90% of everyone loves Garnet for being written to be flawless and for being given the season finale, half of the remainder all switched to Lapis or Peridot flavor of the months, and the rest complain about her for daring to have flaws that aren't just one off traits that characters gain and lose in the course of an episode.
>>83210000
Quads confirm Pearl is best.
>>83210036
Amethyst is best gem
This will never change
>>83206483
>>83209894
Dude, the island was falling apart as soon as the cluster started waking up, and it took them two hours to get down there and stop it.
I doubt the island is even still there.
>>83210036
Lapis has been my favourite since Mirror Gem.
>>83210036
My main problem with her is that she's the one most likely to act like a bitch toward Steven over her own insecurities.Pearlfag.
>>83210036
Amethyst is my second favourite. The problem with her is that the writers wasn't giving her enough screen time nor anything. She was just there, in the background. It's hard to like a character we don't know much about.
>>83210057
Watermelon Stevens confirmed alive via Ark.
>>83210065
She snaps on the other gems but when has she snapped on Steven?And how can you say that while being a Pearlfag?
Is Malachite more of a developed character than Jasper and Lapis?
>>83210085
She got snippy as fuck with him during Reformed just because she didn't want to face herself. If we're counting moments where she's generally been a shithead, she's got the most in the series at this point.You know you enjoy Pearl's PTSD Rollercoaster, anon.
>>83210080
>They're using a face down Jasper as a raft
You could fit all the watermelons on her.
>>83210107
>little bitchy moments VS entertaining neurotic cunt spectacles
(not that anon)
>>83210103
Every line Malachite's can be attributed to either Jasper or Lapis. With not even a confirmed line of dialog, I can easily say 'no'
>>83210107
She humored Steven's test, most of her snap was at Garnet. The worst she did there was "Don't get psychological with me" which was just the continued joke of answering everything the opposite.
HEY /SUG/I like you.
>>83210236
Love you too zuke
>>83210222
I like stuff like this.
>>83210236Th-thanks
When people say "Townie bomb", I thought they were talking about the plot of the episode "Last One Out of Beach City", where Yellow Diamond sends a massive bomb that threatens to completely destroy the town.
>>83206469
A monogamous relationship might, conceivably, be introduced between two of the gems, but that's the very outermost bounds of possibility. Polygamy won't be acceptable to show on children's TV for decades to come.
>>83210249
I don't mean to criticize, but it would be a little funnier is Garnet's hand was on Greg's shoulder, comforting him over the statutory rape of his son.
>>83210036
where is pearl in this, she's the most popular
Reminder that the reason the Crystal Gems kept failing to catch Peridot for reasons that should not have applied to them due to their powers was because they didn't know how else to fill out their large episode order.
Reminder that there have been two additional episode orders since time.
Reminder that "filler" like the upcoming Townie bomb is the heart and default state of Steven Unverse.
This is What We Really Are
>>83210290
You're right, it would be. Too bad I didn't draw it, otherwise I'd do that.
>>83210310
what the fuck is this townie bomb you retards keep spewing, and i want more proof than the episode list. because those names mean nothing.
>>83210339
The proof is Rose Quartz's soft, curly thatch of rose petal pubes
>>83206200
LEGS!
>>83207208
>>83207320
>>83207129
It is based off of the old "Dont' Tread On Me" flag
>>83210356
Peridot's design inexplicably lends itself really naturally to her having longer legs. The stems she's got are already shapely as fuck. I guess she had to be designed this way so her limb enhancers would look convincing before the reveal.
>>83208749
They spend no time apart. They met five thousand years ago, fused nearly immediately, and have been Garnet ever since. It's not a huge flaw when it's an incredibly rare occurrence.
>>83210310
Slice of life episodes are a good thing, the balance between them and the action is what makes the show work.
>>83210416
What makes the show not work is that when it does do action, there are no actual stakes. The status quo is not actually affected. Threats are teased from afar, finally make a proper stand, and are promptly dispatched within 11 minutes after appearing in full after a lot of trumpeting grandstands. The conflicts are all ephemeral.
Garnet doesn't really have any flaws as a character. It's almost kind of obnoxious how pure and blameless she is, but Pearl has too many flaws in contrast and she's a lot harder to endure when she's being a tool.
>>83210475
I fail to understand why a problem being resolved in 11 minutes negates the potential for drama. That reliance on structure seems ill-suited towards understanding drama.
For example: the plot arc regarding Malachite extended far beyond the 11-minute episode in which the fight between Malachite and Sugalite actually occurred. There was not only build-up, but significant world-building and character development (Steven explores Gem telepathy, Lapis gave her reasoning for forming Malachite, the overarching action of searching for Malachite served in the background to set up several gags and incidental elements of other plots).
Saying that there are no actual stakes in a conflict does not make too much sense when your point is reliant on the fact that you know it is unlikely for a main character to die in the middle of a series. That's evidence that you are aware of common genre conventions, not that the in-story conflict is without any high stakes.
>>83210500
What about her sexual degeneracy?
Is that not a flaw?
>>83210500
Pearl might have a lot of flaws, Amethyst does too, but that just makes them easier to relate to, unlike Garnet.
I will fight for the place where I'm gay
To flirt with myself and have sex all day
I wanna cuddle Barb.
>>83210595
How would Sadie react to walking in on Lars plowing her mother over the kitchen table while he snarls about how much better she feels than Sadie did?
>>83210540
In seriousness...yes?
>She's incredibly passionate about fusion, so when people disrespect it she either freezes up in fear like with the Nazi experiments or gets 200% MAD when Pearl and Amethyst got thirsty
>Ruby and Sapphire took STEVEN of all people to get fed up with their shit for them to fuse back, who knows how long it takes them to settle arguments if he's not around
>Ruby and Sapphire almost literally can't stop being around each other like in HtD, so that rules out any sort of trickery or non-fused advantages against intelligent enemies
Are the 1080p versions of Barn Mates and Same Old World out yet?
>>83210595
Steven will.
When will Peridot get her stilts and Mega Buster back?
>>83210622
Never; being robbed of cool things is called Character Development
>>83209103
It's much more enjoyable than expected.
>>83210620
do all the girls in the show like /ss/
>>83210662
Yes.
Good morning /sug/
>>83210675
Good mornng. I haven't been to bed yet. Should I stay or should I go?
>>83210595
I like Barb as a character. While she didn't get confrontational after her daughter freaked out, she still stood by her actions (but was more than willing to hear Sadie out). She's got spunk, and more than the sort anon here would shove into her.
>>83210609
She also had a lot of trouble displaying intimacy and projected an overly cold exterior. Not to mention her (somewhat justified) cold shoulder to Pearl showed that she felt the need to "be the bigger gem" all the time, assuming far more responsibility than she needed to.
>>83210686
Stay up.
Post best ship
>>83210826
bismuth had no feminine features whatsoever and ian refused to discuss the concept of "male" gems because it would fall under the category of "discussing the future of the show"
bismuth is a man and that man is so black garnet will look caucasian coded by comparison
>>83210826
Ok.
>>83210849
>ian refused to discuss the concept of "male" gems because it would fall under the category of "discussing the future of the show"
Sort of incorrect, he refused to say if a Gem would ever choose to reform with a male form.
I wanna play a little game.
Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet.
Fuck one, marry one, kill one.
Let's consider Garnet tp be one unique being for this game.
>>83210849
>X coded
ugh
>>83210285
In all reality I doubt a polyship would ever happen, although calling it polygamy is slighting wrong, since in traditional polygamy you have one man married to multiple women, its an unequal relationship where the man is allowed to have multiple partners but not the female
poly relationship would be at least 3 or more people in a relationship with each other, this isn't the same as an open relationship, something a lot of people confuse it with, as a poly relationship is still closed, its just a closed loop rather than just a line. and most importantly its multi directional, its not 2 people being in love with a single person and compromising its 3 people being in love with each other.
Finally if ever a show actually tried to do a polyship, I think it would have to be something like Steven Universe, mainly because Gems lend themselves better to it than humans. This is because with humans the ultimate expression of love between people is having a child together, but this is something that is literally impossible for more than 2 people to do, however with Gems this isn't a problem at all, as their ultimate expression of love is fusion which 3 gems can preform together perfectly well.
I don't know how Sugar would feel on a subject like this, but honestly I feel like the censors would give her more crap over it being an all female relationship than over the 3 gem relationship itself.
>>83210888
ugh I don't wanna kill Garnet but I really wanna fuck Amethyst and Pearl would be the perfect wife, she would be like a maid you don't have to pay and hot to boot
>>83210888
fuck pearl, marry garnet, kill amethyst
>>83210888
>fuck
Amethyst
>marry
Garnet
>kill
Pearl
Wow that was easy.
>>83210285
>>83210954
Shipping is 90% projecting
>>83210609
I really liked Garnet is S1, she was even more socially retarded back then. That was fun.
Do you think Ruby and Sapphire are going to spend more time apart so they can be together more often?
>>83211008
What?
They share the same body. How much more together can they be?
>>83211021
You knew what I fucking mean.
>>83211021
Oh humans and their silly inability to grasp true unity.
>>83210849
bismuth had slight breasts and hips. very slight, but it was there.
we already have a male gem; his name is steven
>>83211043
I half expect White Diamond to be a man, just because it would mean that the source of all evil and the true BBEG is a (fucking) white male.
>>83211066
>Implying will ever have evil characters
Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow
Oh how happy she makes me go
>>83211066
>implying that White Diamond won't come to save everyone after Black Diamond appears
>implying White Diamond won't defeat and exploit Black, Yellow, Red and Brown Diamond because she was born superior to them
>>83211034
I just want to see more little girl bodies macking on one another
>>83210987
What's the last 10%?
>>83211127
>White Diamond built Homeworld without help from anyone else. Especially not those damn, dirty Garnets.
>>83208641
Hunterdon County is an island of nice in the simmering rage of Jersey.
>You just know that someone shouting at Steven and Lapis to get out of our sky is what would actually happen
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/736094196361089027
what did she mean by this?
>>83209895
Strike her out, and she'll use the bat to smash your Gem. It may be a penalty, but she finds it worth it.
> I was only14years old
> I loved Jasper so much; I had all of her action figures and keychains
> I pray to Jasper every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
> "Jasper is love," I say. "Jasper is life."
> My Dad hears me and he calls me a Quartz-fag
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Jasper
> I call him a murdercockhead
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> A warmth is moving toward me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Jasper
> I am so happy
>>83211156
Piecing together bits of the show even though they don't fit.
This is the same 10% that gave us UncleGrandpaIsYellowDiamond.jpg
vote, my mchunties.
>>83210888
Marry Kill Fuck in that order.
>>83211350
fuck, forgot the link. http://www.strawpoll.me/10322312
>>83209962
Most likely, but I dont live in America so I cant watch it
>>83211306
she is probably annoyed at people calling every none plot/lore episode filler
because a lot of them are actually really important for character development and aren't really filler at all but 100% necessary to make the characters works
>>83211416
Slice of life episodes are cozy as fuck
>what we really are
>>83211591
>We still don't know what they really are.
>Leaked episode titles indicate that we'll probably learn what they really are later in this very season.
BRAVO CN!
Friendly reminder that everything about """""bismuth""""" is headcanon
>>83211639
This, too?
>>83211649
Yes.
Someone just colored over it with a character I don't know.
>>83211618
why does everyone cling to that line?
They were just reusing a bit from the extended intro that they thought sounded cool
We already know what they really are, they are lesbian space rocks
>>83211156
This>>83211335
the show itself.
People argue over ship will eventually grow out of it and see it's all fan fun.
Hormones are a powerful thing.
http://hntrgurl13.tumblr.com/post/144587408017/care-to-share-this-upsetting-theory
This might be a bit too far-fetched but do remember what Matt said about MTG cards assigned to characters. I remember Lapis got an element that included 'manipulative personality'
>>83211684
That's Woolie, from the Super Best Friends. He is a real person. He makes let's-play videos with three other guys. Their videos are funny, occasionally, and Woolie's sorta become their mascot.Max HP is 30, Attack is 4, and Defense is 1.
>>83211649
Someone edit Matt and Italian lapis.
That gold guy is skull.
>>83211688
There's still a ton about the gems that we don't know, mainly in regards to how they function, their origins, their reasons for expansion, and the specific reasons/causes for the rebellion, just to name a few.
>>83206351
Love you, lady-of-the-sea anon, sorry I couldn't talked to you yesterday as I got banned.But anyway, love you.
>>83211769
Oh and to this anon, it feels good to be missed. I love you too.
http://saccharinescorpion.tumblr.com/post/144985265000
>>83210675
Good mornin'. Hungry? Jus' ask and I'll get'cha somefin' ta eat. Whaddaya havin' fer breakfast, eh?
>>83211588
yeah, but I really dislike the slice of life episodes without the other Crystal Gems
we need at least 1 other gem with Steven, so hopefully we will get more Amethyst, Peridot and Lapis during the up coming townie arc
>>83211787
>>83211820
What about the cute lil' anon who asks what's for breakfast nearly every day? Cookin' something up for that little guy is what makes MY mornings, yeah?
>>83211769
This fusion looks reallygood
>>83211714
Oh thanks for the info.
>>83211769
It is alright, I love you tooI am starting to feel like there is now more than one Peridot anon who says they love me.
>>83211845
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>83211873
There is, but I don't get jealous.
>>83207348
There is an actual Delmarva region in Delaware, I believe that is where this takes place, it may or may not be a mashup in the show however but if you look at Delmarva on google maps you see some town names pretty close to Beach City (and there's a Dewey park or some shit)
Tfw it's a slow day at work so I'm browsing /sug/ in the bathroom.
What would you do to console her /su/?
Everyday she seems to become more distant and she stays in her room all the time now and it's hard for her to get to come out for missions.
>>83211649
lewd woolie x lapis when
>>83211904
Have Steven talk to her.
>>83211885
Glad ya asked!
We're having seared corned beef hash and onions served with farina and a light breakfast salad of lettuce and spinach.
There's orange juice and milk, and if your want something else that's solid, there's alwaysblueberry yoghurt.
>>83211885
Oh, alright. I just hope the other Peridot anon does not get upset or something.
I have enough love for the both of you.
>>83211920
When the Steven dream ends for Pearl this also means she won't have anything left. She better cling hard onto Steven while she can.
>>83208332
I thought it was kinda crappy, that Garnet messes up and nobody bats an eye, but when Pearl messes up they spend a whole week torturing her
but everybody hates pearl so thats just par for the course
>>83211974
Won't he just turn back into Rose?
>>83211930
That sounds neat, I'll partake.
>>83211982
Flirting in a light-hearted game against non threats is exactly the same thing as lying to a friend for your own selfish purposes. Especially when it comes to a deeply personal matter such as fusion, and when it jeopardizes attempts at the time to deal with an actual, serious threat.
I see.
>>83212008
i don't know why but i always find wet brush linework very charming
>>83211999
rose is dead and never coming back even matt said that.
so that means pearl is just meant to wait around to see if steven dies of old age with that stabbing fear in her heart until after he lives past a regular humans life span if he does that at all.
imagine if he just ages and dies just like too many birthdays but he doesn't come back and pearl is wearing the birthday outfit trying to shake steven awake........that's life.
>Steven dies of natural causes at an old age.
>Rose is actually, factually gone, and she doesn't regenerate from her gem.
What do they do with the gem? Just leave it in Steven?
>>83211974
>I just realized Steven's Birthday is also the anniversary of Rose's death
How can Pearl bear to have them celebrate her death every year?
>>83210675
good morning!
>>83211936
That's great because I have to head out for the day, so I will see you in around 12 - 14 hours.
>>83212087
presumably, steven could have kids with connie and pass the gem on.
>>83212156
Morning Peri
How's it hanging?
>>83212100
she just grins around steven and feels very tired and used up after.
>>83212100
They're not celebrating her death, they're celebrating Steven's birth. Those are two very different things.
>>83211974
That's implying he'll die and won't live forever, or that Pearl won't be able to get over Rose.
>>83212248
Even if she does get over Rose, if Steven dies she'd have to get over Steven.
>>83212248
what do you think Pearl needs in her life to get over Rose?
Blue Gem, Orange Gem or the Murdercock?
>>83212260
A good, healthy relationship with Steven assuming he lives on forever.
>>83212274
I mean Steven will always be there for her, just like Rose was, but Rose didn't love Pearl the way Pearl loved Rose
Pearl deserves someone who will love her back
>>83212248
oh yeah, she'll just get over her entire reason for being. give it time and she'll forget the being that set her free from an entire eternity of belittlement and servitude.
pearl would go homeless i feel like.
>>83212287
And that's going to be Steven, in a platonic sense. I really don't think she needs a romantic partner.
>>83212260
How about Amethyst?
>>83212289
Letting go of the past doesn't mean that she'll forget it.
Pearl can have regrets if she wants to, that's only natural. But she can't attack herself for things that happened in the past. She can only acknowledge them and move on, while trying to avoid making the same mistakes.
>>83212302
Amethyst is for Peridot
plus Pearl is kinda like her older sister
>>83212314
>give rose back to pearl even for a day.
>that would get pearl through the next 200 years
>>83212345
>>83212345
If Rose is inside Steven, then fusing with him could maybe let her "feel" Rose inside him. But that might raise up taboo implications, and we really don't want another Cry for Help or Week of Sardonyx.
>>83212294
she doesn't need anything, she was literally built for a life of servitude and emotional abuse
but I think it would kinda be a character that goes no where, if Pearl started as a overly devoted follower of Rose and then just stayed the same becoming a devoted follower of Steven instead.
She needs to grow and learn to be on her own and then learn to be with someone else, as an equal not as a servant
>>83208062
...Indeed, good taste.
>>83212357
>>83212374
>>83212384
look how happy she is,the universe doesn't want pearl to be happy.
at least she's not a slave being given shit everyday for being a defective pearl.
>>83212345
this pictures seems way lewder to me than I feel like it should
Also I think that would just make things worse, she might be sane for another 200 years, but would be even worse when that time is up
>>83212326
I really don't picture their relationship as sisterly.
I'll be honest, tho, I think that both ships are equally possible. Amethyst is a good match to both Peridot and Pearl.
Just to be clear, I am not poly-shipping here.
>>83212403
I mean, Pearl probably isn't defective
Jasper saw a Pearl who fights and just assumed it was defective
Peridot who has freaking degrees in this sort of shit, doesn't mention Pearl being defective at all, in fact she says the opposite, expressing that our Pearl seems to be a very fancy Pearl
>>83212289
If Steven dies I think Pearl will just probably snap and go full cuckoo, garnet will be completely silent forever and amethyst would run away
>>83212384
>>83212403
You're thinking of Pearl as "just a Pearl" when it's been shown time and time again in the show that she's NOT "just a Pearl". You really need to get out of that mindset.
And as I've said before, I don't think Pearl needs another romantic partner.
>>83212457
>another romantic partner
you can't have another one, when you never had a first one, Rose didn't feel that way about her
>>83212471
That's a headcanon. We don't actually know how Rose felt about Pearl, but you can assume that she either did requite the love Pearl gave her, or she requited it but less, or it was unrequited.
Is the army in SU more technologically advanced than ours due to the ancient gem tech?
>>83212412
a kiss on the nape of the neck can be lewd but mostly it's just a tender way to say "i love you very deeply"
>>83212452
look at her gem and then her personality and theres where the defect comes in.
>>83212457
pearl doesnt need another romantic relationship i can agree to that. she needs rose.
>>83212484
rose and pearl were a thing but that wont stop the universe from pulling them apart [pun intended]
>>83212471
Didn't Sugar recently say in an interview that Pearl's love for Rose wasn't actually unrequited?
>>83212500
No, she doesn't need Rose. She needs to let go of Rose.
>>83212517
how would you know trying falling in love and then have that ripped away from you by death and say the same things.
>>83209423
>>83206752
Oh fuck, gem vaginas are horrible.
>>83209055
Imagine this being the porn gems watch
>>83212568
>wake up
>see this
>wat do
New Thread
>>83212721
>>83212721
>>83212721
*hnggggg
>>83211127
>/pol/
>>83209055
>Amethyst is watching this video on TV while sitting on the couch.
>She leans closer with the same expression as pic related.
>Steven walks into the room
>Amethyst panics and hastily changes the TV channel
>"S-Steven! I was, uh, just looking for my show!"
>Amethyst accidentally changes the channel to gay porn.
>Amethyst: "Eheheheheheh..."
>Steven is shocked.
>Garnet emerges up from under the opposite couch cushion.
>Garnet: "This is fine too."