roxy thread
post in this thread about roxy
>>82896989
>>82896775
I agree.
>>82896989
Aw yiss
This is a good thread.
>>82897003
>>82896989
I don't have any good Roxy pictures, mind helping me out?
>>82897069
So glad this is still getting posted
>>82897096
>Jade: thanks, mom
>>82897070
You're certainly in the right place.
Oh yeah. They were friends.
Right.
>>82897122
She'd be in a sister inlaw, not a mom
>>82897173
this is some nice fan art
>>82897185
no they weren't
I'm glad we can still have threads about best girl.
John/Aradia is the superior ship.
Also why the fuck didn't we see Game Over Karkat trying to reunite with (Terezi)? Is he busy fucking Aranea in the magma jacuzzi?
Can someone do a edit of those MomDad panels where they're in the castle on a date but with JohnRoxy?
Or do they not work because Mom/Roxy would be drinking
>>82897186
She's Dave's mother, that makes Jade her daughter-in-law
>>82897245
i respect your opinion but i think there are VASTLY superior choices for aradia
Say, pardon me, but can you help a fellow Alternian who"s down on his luck?
>>82896989
i really love art with flat simple colours like this. it does more for me than gradients and shadows and shit
Eridan is a superior wizard/witch compared to Rose
She wouldn't stand a chance
>>82897230
Not their fault the comic sucks at showing relationships!
>>82897266
She could be drinking tea. or coffee.
>>82897253
This artstyle is super cute
>>82897130
>RoxyxKarkat
Woulda shot puppies for that to have happened
if roxy is so good, why is rose so awful?
>>82897380
>>82897185
Roxy and Jade will probably be closer friends
>>82897401
obligatory meme response
>>82897217
>Roxy's crazed, intense, fluorescent-pink eyes
19 boners
>>82897396
Karkat/Kanaya/Rose is fine too.
>>82897422
:V
Stop image dumping
Why did Rose and Jade hardly ever interact?
>>82897447
No I don't want Karkat to fuck the hot pocket orb and his troll not-sister
I want him to be getting his world rocked by the nice girl with a personality
>>82897481
andrew is a bad character writer
>>82897481
Hussie hates the way their text colors look together.
>>82897481
Hussie is a very poor writer. He avoids everything that could take effort.
>>82897481
i didnt think they were that close
>>82897541
I would have dug some genuine antagonism between those two even just as a cat/dog joke, but that'd require Hussie to have skill writing anything that isn't meme trash and people droning on about their disastrous relationships
>>82897537
>He avoids everything that could take effort.
i know this is 4chan were people say bad things about people but you best be fuckin memeing right now
>>82897620
I mean in his writing characters.
Plus, if you want to open that can of worms, yeah, he DID start to avoid everything that could take effort as he farmed out more and more of the comic and his drawing skills began to massively degenerate.
>>82897607
Excuse you this is a Roxy thread not a garbage pairing thread.
Stop image dumping! It burns through threads faster. You don't even have a very good roxy collection
>>82897680
>Grimbark Jade didn't just flip her lid and bite on Rose's throat and rip her around like a misbehaving snausage for being such a creepy stupid maladjusted asshole
>>82897712
theres a bunch of people posting roxys. i was the op and ive only done like 4
>no pictures of Roxy corrupting John
For shame.
>>82897828
God dammit I don't need this boner right now
Is there a Roxy edit of
>>82897422
If not: why?
I need more of Dave like this.
>>82897908
Because Roxy is cool, and smart, and better than her monstrous failure of a daughter.
>>82897670
i dont think his character writing is great at all, but in fact i think that all the weak relationship drama in act 6 was him actively trying to learn to write it rather than any kind of laziness. the idea of even suggesting andrew hussie is lazy given the sheer amount of envelope-pushing material he pumped out for four straight years without a single break kind of blows my mind. thinking about the amount of work he put into this shit makes me feel physically sick
>>82897958
>thinking about the amount of work he put into this shit makes me feel physically sick
and it all amounted to jack shit that'll burn up with the rest of the internet's many failures
nice work hussie
>>82898039
the wheel of time turns
>>82898040
i just want to slap her cute butt...
>>82897913
Is this something smartass brothers often do? Dress up like their sisters to wig them out? I hope so.
>>82897958
At this point the main purpose of these threads for most people is to just come up with the most outlandish criticisms of Hussie and Homestuck possible.
Nothing to do but laugh at all of it.
>>82898156
I'm pretty sure John would beat you to death with his own fists if you did that.
>>82898156
Get in line.
>>82898205
memes
>>82898205
memes
>>82898205
I love rose.
>>82898205
Plenty of people have disliked Rose since Act 5. She's always been a really uneven and often terribly dull character after she stopped doing anything stupid or interesting.
She's also just kind of genuinely unlikeable. She is not a pleasant person.
>>82898205
We don't, but in a lot of ways she's inherently funny to pick on.
Honestly I think Rose is one of the coolest characters.
>>82898205
we only bully her because she can take it
Explain why the Captors are the best trolls in 50 words or less.
>>82898312
sollux is a parody of 4chan and mituna is a parody of a parody of 4chan
>>82898312
Two dicks, semi-interesting characters, and not too annoying.
>>82898319
i want to dip my fingers in roxys cream
>>82898312
he has all the best aradia sex stories
>>82898338
Sollux wasn't a parody of 4chan. He's was just the grumpy techie friend. Not every technophile and coder is 4chan.
>>82898312
that one screencap with "PASS MINDHONEY ON MY ANUS CUZ I'M FEELING IT" defines sollux for me now
>>82898421
>>82898396
TA: wh0 w0uld have th0ught l0sing y0ur fr0nt teeth w0uld make y0u s0 g00d at sucking bulge
AA: 0u0
>>82898312
DREAMS DON'T DIE!
>>82898495
aradia has an oven......
>>82898431
sollux is 4chan as fuck. his bitter whinging and simultaneous self-aggrandisement and self-hatred is the truest depiction of 4chan's community i've ever seen. mituna is just sollux taken to the extreme to play on less subtle 4chan stereotypes.
>>82898547
an industrial size oven
the kind they burned the jews in
>>82898434
This one?
>>82898569
I guess you have a point. I always felt that Sollux was supposed to be a sort of avatar for hussie himself, which makes sense since old hussie would have fit in very well here.
>>82898663
What compelled Hussie to draw this image?
All new Roxykitten pic from the other place. Features Joey!
>>82898779
>Roxy's face
Did Dan Paladin draw this?
>>82898735
he loves niggers
>>82898663
it might be chance but i doubt it. i didnt see it until i got to mituna. i was thinking this fuck is funny but not realllly 4chan when i realised his counterpart already fitted the site perfectly. he even lusts after the anime waifu just like hussie knew we would
>>82898807
Can't tell if tranny or musclegirl
>>82898735
Presumably his love for niggers.
>>82898878
Why did Andrew whitewash Lil Cal in Homestuck? Why does he support PoC erasure?
>>82898663
this picture tells a fucking story
>>82898917
are you blind or can you not see that lil cal is already white in that picture
DID SOMEONE ORDER SOME FUCKING CANCER?
>>82898857
>>82898779
>roxykitten just loses it around candy
>>82898319
This image just reminded of that one trickster John/Roxy smutfic where Roxy lactates strawberry milk.hotter than it had any right to be
>>82899085
Throw it at the wall
>>82899085
if you meaning 'fucking cancer' in the same sense as 'rubbing alcohol' then yes, i did
>>82899134
i just read that today by some chance while lookin for john/roxy/terezi and it was fuckin good
but seriously wheres the john/roxy/terezi threesome fics at boys
>>82899092
They say a roxykitten can consume a whole arm
>>82899134
>>82899207
Link please?
>>82899357
I got caught up in metaconquest sorry
>>82898807
Looks like a part 2 Jojo
>>82899368
please friend i got the craving
>>82899368
are you still working on John/Roxy/Terexi?
>>82899357
Holy shit are you serious mods?
>>82898854
Muscle
>>82899488
>>82899487
Alright I'll work Jorezi Park then
>>82899522
It's a davekat janitor in these threads. He's so paranoid he deletes any links or anything that doesn't look like fanart or is making fun of things he doesn't like. He's literally the worst janitor on 4chan and /qa/ is FILLED with threads about him.
>>82899465
What would the kids' stands be?
>>82899522
Guess that archive is no bueno to post anymore?
Or maybe the image was too much. I admit, there was a lot of cancer in that fic description.
>>82899694
Nah, hotpockets is just salty and not very smart.
>>82899679
>>82899723
>the janitor thinks we're all secretly making fun of him with the rose hotpockets posts so he gets salty and deletes the content he doesn't like
Oh god it all makes sense now
>>82899776
JANITOR ANGRY
JANITOR WANT CHILDREN
>>82899723
Eh, doesn't bother me. It's not like the strawberry milk lactation fic dissipated, it's still there.
>>82899556
You're a good soul. Godspeed
>>82899661
>>82899723
It's funny but consistent. Try posting those davekat flipout tumblr pictures
>>82899679
John 「The Wind is Pushing Me」
Rose 「Blinded by the Light 」
Jade 「Who Let the Dogs Out 」
>>82899860
>Jade 「All That She Wants Is Another Baby 」
Fixed
Can anyone draw me some kiwi death with karkat the weenie crying over it?
>>82899860
i'll assume you left out dave since his is obviously 「Drop It Like It's Hot」
>>82899556
youre a good man
>>82899860
Eridan 「 I Want To Be Your Lady Baby 」
>>82899914
dude I get its a joke with you and Angel but try not to drag it out too much
>>82899914
What the fuck do you have against the kiwi man
>>82897696
>>82897680
>>82897664
I don't know what's more out of character, the insinuation that jade and rose would hang out or the insinuation that either gives a flip about prospit and derse
>>82899914
why
what did the kiwi do to you
jake: 「My Baby Shot Me Down」
>>82900001
Jade seemed pretty attached to Prospit. Rose and Derse, not so much.
>>82900001
It's weird that Jade didn't seem to care that much since she was raised by Prospitians for a good deal of her life.
>>82899914
I'm a major karcuck poster but you don't touch the kiwi Loki, cut it out.
>>82897680
this comic needs more of Jade's casual racism
>>82900028
Rose wouldn't be concerned with the trivial lives of game constructs
>>82900028
Jade was so sad at the deaths of all those white people
>>82899965
good jokes never die
>>82899965
>>82899968
>>82900005
>>82900047
You seemed to have touched a nerve, Loki
>>82899289
Scratchy_Acid is the author. He has accounts in both archiveofourown and fanfiction.net
I can't get you the link right now. Didn't read the fic cause im not into lactation kink, but most of his fics are good
this could be highly upsetting to some
>>82900097
lokis a fuckin piece of shit
>>82900159
3/5 ain't bad
>>82900043
i didnt think about that until you said it. prospit was her childhood, wasn't it? huh.
>>82900159
> everything about this picture
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82899968
>>82900005Angel underpriced a friend's commission as a joke to spite me and now she has to pay with her dear kiwi's life
>>82900087
thank you
>>82900159
those are some Fuckin Controversial Ships right there!
What's the best ship in Homestuck and why is it Roxygen?
>>82900195
I guess you could explain it with technically her dreamself being raised by them, and dreamself I think were said to be a lot more aloof and easily distracted?
>>82900231
ULTIMATE
S
E
L
V
E
S
>>82900228
Who the fuck is Gen?
>>82899085
THAT'S SCORPIO
What pleasant colors.
>>82900255
The pumpkin.
>>82900159
Wouldn't be my choices, but my jimmies remain unrustled.comes with being kidpile/poly shippertrash
>>82900255
oxygen=John, heir of breath, that + Roxy = Roxygen. Ship names dude. Ship names
>>82900205
but look how good it turned out
this is like the sexiest sandwich ive ever drawn
>>82900255
it's reddit's name for joxy
>>82900305
who came in my sandwich
>>82900296
I'm fine with the first three but the scourge sisters are horribly mismatched
>>82900231
her dream self was certainly not cheerful when she came back
>>82900305
i've seen many impressively-drawn slabs of meat and this ranks among them
nice texture work there
>>82900305
You were paid. To draw a sandwich.
Nice plate though! Cool rendering, especially the reflective shine.
>>82900305
unh~
>>82900337
fuck, i just remembered what a piece of shit jadesprite was
>>82900333
Don't disagree with that. Unfortunately John only had one shirt, so the Scourges had to make do with whatever shit they found lying around.
>>82900221
Maybe the last two but who the fuck hates on the first three?
>>82900401
thats the jade who lived to the end, too...
>>82900441
nah, real jade consumed her when she took over
not that that produced a less bad character
Good Night.
>>82900441
Only part of her
>>82900403
if your housemate has a foursome with three hot girls and then gives them your shirts to wear afterwards pre-shower did you get cucked
>>82900528
I was happy a minute ago you bastard
>>82899085
>>82900498
more like they combined i guess. the original jade did actually die though
I am gonna conquer the fuck outta this universe
>>82900427
JohnRose got pushed into the dirt where it belongs long ago.
>>82900653
Vriskan is an alright ship but have you considered vriska xnobody, since nobody deserves to put up with her?
>>82900575
Depends on how hard you were macking on those girls pre-fourway.
Also, my god, a John/Rose/Vriska/Terezi fourway is a good image.
>>82900151
I've read most of these, and I didn't know they were all by the same person. They all come across like they are written by a virgin 15 year old guy.
>Roxy with her mask on her tits,fingers on nips
WIP from this request last night, messed with the pose a little
>>82900701
it must be lonely for her, knowing that nobody can possibly be good enough for the heroine who singlehandedly fixed the timeline, defeated lord english, and saved everybody
>>82900701
vriska/rose
>>82900790
nice phone
>>82900790
>roxy using her mask as a bra
that's a pretty hot idea actually.
>>82900707
you werent even macking on them you just walk into the kitchen for breakfast one morning and theres three sweaty post-orgasmic babes at the table eating your cereal and wearing your work shirts and your jammy housemate gives you a wink
>>82900795
isit bad that i legitimately feel bad for her
>>82900790
naw the eye holes should be over the nipples thats why the fingers are required
>>82900898
Yes, but the concern has some validation in that her terrible behaviour is now somewhat justified given the positive ends it resulted in. Thus she won't change her ways and will continue on, miserable inside, despite being queen bitch the mighty on the outside. It's pitiable if anything.
>>82900898
kind of, especially since we don't even know if she survived, or if not, if there's still an afterlife for her to exist in
also because she a bitch
>>82900943
I know, I twisted it around so the tie is on the front instead, otherwise how would she hold her phone to take a pic?
>>82900294
lol
>>82900998
the hand holding the phone has just the pinkie covering the nipple on that side.
>>82900898
Why would you feel bad for a Mary Sue
>>82900600
>and that's how Karkat was mindcontrolled into digging the kiwi grave and eating the rotten corpse of his friend>again
>>82900973
reminds me of someone i know and their life is absolute trash despite appearances
>>82900998
ur the artist u work it out kid
>>82901051
Why are you guys so mean to Light players all the time?
>>82901066
Yup, shit happens like that. The big problem is people get so prideful that they aren't willing to admit weakness, thus they wallow in melancholy.
>>82901161
cuz they're shit
light is the aspect of hubris infected cunts
>>82898247
woah, I would murder someone for a hoodie like that.
>>82901161
rose is dumb
vriska is shit
aranea is THICC
>>82901161
they are fuckawful like blood players
>>82897253
>>82897380
>>82897403
Reverse Image gives me nothing. Is the artist's name nobody-L, nobody-i or nobody-1?
>>82901239
Rose is smart.
Vriska is cool.
Aranea told good stories.
I like light players.
>>82901346
It's somebody-1.tumblr
Vriska is cool.
Does the stuff Loki does for requests get posted elsewhere?
>>82901648
WEENIE
>>82901597
thighders exposition dumps are some of the worst in the story
and that's no easy feat
>>82901677
She's hot though. ;(
>>82901610
god, that layout is awful.
art is super cute, though.
>>82901677
wrong she is cute and i like lore id rather hear it from her than huss or scratch
>>82900600
You're a fucking hero, anon.
>How to use retcon powers correctly
>Vriska disappears in a puff of causality
>homestuck_fixed.jpg
Tell me about Bowman, why does he write the songs?
>>82900305
10/10 reuben would eat
>pickles cut into slices instead of spears
This is the only flaw to be quite honest friend and mate
>>82900701
>>82900804
Vriska/Karkat
>>82901951
his songs contain the truth of the ultimate riddle
>>82901907
domo arigato
If you have any absurd requests ill see what I can do
sorry but time players...no wait... ram players are simply the best there is
Do you think Jade sometimes creeps people out by licking them affectionately?
>>82902018
Vriska X Vriska.
>>82902017
looks nice but doesn't look like jade
>>82902059
lewd
>>82902051
Did anyone ever find out if the Mobius trip album ever had any real secrets in it?
>>82897185
since when?
Did they even talked to each other?
>>82902064
yes
While making this sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H9xuUauNGQ
>>82902018
Vriska/Karkat and Vriska/Vriska only work when she is facefucking them with her huge futa dick
>>82902056
How about something stupid like Tavros eating baby Vriska in the style of that Jake picture
>>82902143
Alright, but who's Roxy?
>>82900092
we need to go deeper
>>82900600
what if that was aranea he threw off
and then he takes like a double take on the falling spider troll and weeps as he takes a giant spider futa cock in his vulnerable position
>>82902108
you could probably spin dawn of man to be some shit about a player guiding humanity's course through the new universe
>>82898431
Sollux is kinda assholish and hated himself for apparently no reason.
That's definitely 4chan.
If he didn't hated himself, instead thinking of himself as the big and influential playa and was still assholish, he would be reddit.
Consider: Roxy/Aradia
>>82898312
Would've loved to see more of them, if not as acting characters then at least as a Greek choir, discussing the events at certain points, since they are the Doom aspect after all.
>>82902486
I've been considering it for too long, anon.
>>82902486
i need this
>>82901951
Im glad hes out of homestuck for a long time, unlike us.
>>82898663
No that was Dave and later Dirk
>>82902486
>so i hear youre from a timeline where everyone died
>those are my favorite kind! :D
>what, the earth or the sburb session
>>82902676
tl;dr
>>82902520
>>82902524
http://66.media.tumblr.com/267c5f0d9e986bc8afebc6c861d10b9e/tumblr_nly80s76cK1sxp98jo1_1280.png
http://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/5/68729f72503ca266de38b70383c23f2748a10186.png
Seems to be all there is.
>>82902676
missed a word didja
>>82902789Fuck
>>82902763
second one is pretty cute
>>82902194
alright
A new round of JACKQUEST has begun!
>>>/qst/150745
Explore PLANET LOLAR and find the mysterious KEEP OF OLIV'GAR!
>>82902763
>first
shameful
>second
based
>>82902851
beautiful
>>82902136https://archiveofourown.org/works/3269105
>>82902851
That's perfect. I'll save and treasure it.
>>82902851
not good enough we need an erection
>>82897403
Is that Roxy down there in the last panel? Fucking amazing.
>>82903110
Yes, she had absolutely no business being there, but she was anyway.
>>82900943
>>82901031
I might make an alternative one after I do a few other requests
>>82903751
>not "wonk"
>>82903168
Is there a name for the act of a persons friend and parent rubbing there sex life in their face?
>>82903751
thats super cute
>>82903751
those panties need a bow desu
>>82903751
those panties need a bowman desu
>>82904056
sweet, thanks for the suggestion, i wasn't sure how to decorate them
>>82903954
Ok ok, I'll fix it when i add in the bow
>>82904135
>bowman with anyone but tavia
>>82897403
Girl just can't resist a good "oooooh"
>>82903751
Niiiiiice
>>82904209
they broke up 2 years ago mate
How's it coming book anon?
I think Roxy would be pretty hairy Tbh.
>>82902851You forgot the horns
>>82904578
Tell me more.
>>82902374
So Vriska is Reddit?
>>82904424if book anon is around, I'm done with finals and can work on it now, check tumblr messenger
>>82904642
i know
cbf fixing it
>>82904578
Her bush definitely has a little swirl in it like the one in the hair on her head.
>>82905006
I choose not to understand this
>>82904907
are dave's pubes a bird?
>>82905006
CCG: LATER, FAG.
>>82905089
No, but he's aware of the problem so he keeps a bird in there.
>>82905173
>vriska: enter
>>82905173
where is the dead kiwi
>>82905173
>Vriska: Enter
>>82905173
NO
FUCK
DUDE NO
LET ME SHOW YOU
DUDE
YOU gGOT to FLIP THE SprITE
TURN-WAYS
>>82905173
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE MADMAN
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003910
So here Gamzee calls Karkat his "best friend", but then right after mentions that he knows Sollux is Karkat's best friend. Does Gamzee secretly have incredibly low self-esteem, or was he just so blitzed out of his gourd he forgot what the word "best" meant?
Also I found it odd that Sollux and Karkat were never in a pale relationship.
>>82897541
I'm pretty sure she said jade is her "best friend" or some shit once. But it doesn't really matter now that Rose is "That girl who's dating Kanaya."
UPDATE
>>82905533
>)(IC
>misses her people
>falls in love with a man who can make her laugh
>wants a child
i mean, i know she's supposed to be a bad guy, but come no
>>82905578
>the condesce's hair fitting in frame
heresy
HERESY I SAY
>>82905619
i didnt draw it, and i share your sentiment
>>82905578
Maybe if she had any story presence before Act6 and wasn't just the real villain's henchwoman she would have been a good boss. As-is, she was miniboss material at best.
>>82905708
>durr da only good boss is bec noir
>>82905708
technically her story presence is inferred by how Meenah acts and is motivated, otherwise she stays mysterious
also every villain in collide is a miniboss (or maybe an end of stage boss) compared to LE
>>82905578
It would have worked better if we actually SAW most of the shit she did.
>>82905785
when can we expect these in the welovefine store
>>82905785
Fefersi doesnt even look a sexual organ, come on.
>browsing through /aco/ hs thread for particular reason
>see john/condy/roxy mindrape
n-no
TFW the Homestuck Wiki literally links to this: http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Nice_guy_syndrome
>>82905948
you should have seen the post from some blog/journalism site last thread that sang about how Homestuck was so progressive despite being made by a straight white male
>>82905812
yeah
but i can imagine her in the quiet years, when she's building a power base behind the scenes, playing the wife of col sassacre, and actually being in a loving relationship until his untimely death
>>82905948
>geek
>feminism
>wikia
every time i'm reminded this exists i'm still amazed
>>82906001
No, I did. It was pretty "great".
>>82905785
>equius's is the smallest
what a fucking joke. how long will we have to wait until tentacle dildos that actually FIT with the established canon
>>82905948
lol, the wiki's a joke.
pic related is actually linked on Dave's page, I'm not shitting you
>>82906159
Equius' also is the only one that looks ridable.
>>82905854
feferi's looks likean extremely sexual organ
>>82905948
Never forget
>>82906194
>trusting IP "mistress of deceit" GD
>>82906363
Thank god that they preserved that fact for the ages.
>>82906363
is there anything noteworthy about this, besides being wrong?
>>82906233
I feel sorry for her friends. Especially if there's one like Tavros
>>82906428
It's such a small detail that it's honestly pretty disturbing that someone is so autistic as to put it on the wiki.
Like oh man look at all this incredible trivia like how feferi was the only troll to die with her eyes open like thanks mspa wiki I wonder if this is part of a grand enigma
>>82906483
Well, it was trivia.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>82906483
The only FEMALE troll to die with her eyes open, you ignorant piece of shit
aradia
>>82906363
>>82906633
Does this count?
>>82902653
Why did hussie make his self-insert characters gay?
>find artist that does Homestuck fanart
>archive goes back a while
>even so, their oldest stuff has the alphas in it
Are there any artists that were around pre-Cascade that are still around? Or have they all been lost to the sands of time?
>>82906766
he did it out of pressure, he doesn't do what his heart tells him anymore.
>>82906766
to give them a variety of romantic interests rather than have then all chase vriska
>>82906790
xamag did art FOR cascade
does that count
>>82883144
Someone edit this for the alpha kids
>>82906805
He could have made anyone gay. He already made Rose gay. But he specifically made both of the two characters everyone knew were his avatars not just gay, but mouth pieces for his gay-acceptance ideals. I don't think this is a coincidence. He's trying to tell us something.
>>82906906
They'd all be corpses except Roxy
>>82906979
I think Dirk is infinitely more interesting than Roxy though.
>>82883144
>When was this made?
>>82907033
>those html files
now i'm curious
>>82907021
I want to fuck Lady Dirk
>>82907091
they're webms
>>82906965
he can't understand DaveDirk, the actual point of his gay ideas
>>82907161
Back off turdmaster I saw her first.
>>82907161
Is it narcissistic to want to fuck what is basically a female version of yourself? More importantly, is it gay?
>>82907228
Are you suggesting stridercest? Because sure, that sound good idea.
>>82907316
It's basically incest and it could end up making some really messed up babies depending on how close the genes are to eachother
>>82907333
Roxy/Dave is better
>>82897481
Hussie seems to have had a lot of trouble writing girl-girl friendships. He wrote girl-girl rivalries and girl-girl romances, but he avoided plain ol' friendship between girls until Jane and Roxy in Act 6.
>>82907021
dirk's one of the most interesting characters because you get the feeling that his weird interpersonal issues are 'true' ie. that it is andrew hussie is talking about his own real problems to some extent. the other characters are at best his guess of what other peoples problems are
>>82907356
Strilondes in any arrangement is always a good thing.
>>82907351
Well, it's not like we're clones but just basically identical people personality-wise. I dunno', don't get into genetic shit.
>>82898039
The fact that Homestuck sunk so low is evidence that there is no such thing as a loving God
>>82907448
I also appreciate him for the contrast his character growth gives to Vriska. He's manipulative and narcissistic like she is, but he actually had to face some consequences of his actions and grew as a person because of it.
>>82900043
She cared a decent amount, I think
I mean it's not like she had much time to dwell on it
>>82907316
im currently fucking a chick with a bunch of my family's notable physical features and also my last name. she comes from australia and im from england, but im pretty sure theres some incestuous element here
>>82907547
He's also effective at doing things- or having any positive traits at all.
>tfw starting to get better at drawing
It's like trying to measure your fingernail growth. Slow as fuck but the improvement is there.
Maybe in a few months I'll be able to draw for you guys if this place is still around.
>>82907580
I think that it's pretty normal to want to fuck people who look like you. Freud would say it's because we imprint on our parents and look for partners who remind us of them. Freud was mostly full of bullshit, but it's pretty obvious that people do tend to marry people who are similar to their family, maybe because of nothing more than the fact that people seek out the familiar. It's also really common for siblings who are separated at birth to end up sexually attracted to each other.
Is Namco High canon?
>>82907721
yes
>>82907547
its one of the signs that hussie knows what vriska is and doesnt actually think she is a total awesome person who deserves everyones love and praise. but the fact that he knew what he was doing and still did it to us doesnt exactly make it ok
>>82907721
>hussie botched namco high
>we could have had namco-made homestuck games
Fucking IDIOT
>>82907480
Homestuck up to Cascade is an amazing story, with one excellent intermission and one decent intermission.
Homestuck in between Cascade and Game Over is also a great story, albeit with a lot more slow sections. It's a decent sequel to the first part.
Homestuck after Game Over is...well, there's some good moments, and Collide was definitely cool for what it was. But it definitely didn't live up to the first two parts.
The thing is, the low quality stuff in the end doesn't change the high quality stuff at the start at all. Nothing can take away the amazing experience that Acts 1-5 gave us.
>>82907908
On the contrary, I think A1-5 are retroactively worsened by Acts 6 and 7. They were buildup for a release that never came. It's narrative blue balls. Acts 1-5 were Hussie giving us a handjob, and then he just quit and spent Act 6 and 7 watching us desperately attempt to finish ourselves off.
>>82907796
What the hell are you talking about? Namco High was generally considered a success. It did exactly what Namco wanted it to do.
>>82905496
Karkat is his best friend but he acknowledges that he isn't Karkat's best friend and that he's pretty low on Karkat's priority list
>>82908023
If you ever let something you enjoyed be "retroactively worsened" than that's a problem with you buddy.
>>82897173
Was Jane actually dead?
When did you know that Hiveswap was going to be shit, and why was it when you found out that the lead writer was a random Twitter user?
In other news, WLF confirms the will to go through with design ideas for the contest that are not art print based
http://welovefinetees.tumblr.com/post/144567150740/important-question-about-a-few-of-your-designs-in
>>82908023
>>82907908
i always thought of it as
season 1 acts 1-4
season 2 acts 5.1 5.2
season 3 act 6 up to gameover
season 4 rest of act 6
season 4 was getting canceled early so they gave it a rushed ending
this is what i tell myself to help me sleep
>>82907908
Dont forget the retcons. The whole story has a bad taste now.
>>82908027
Namco High was shut down in months what are you talking
>>82908228
lingerie WHEN
>>82905496
>Also I found it odd that Sollux and Karkat were never in a pale relationship.
Karkat can't into quadrants. The one time he was in one it fell apart. He both black flirted and pale flirted with Sollux, which probably gives a troll emotional whiplash. I miss their friendship, though. I used to ship it.
>>82908027
what
>>82908233
>months
try a year.
and it wasn't namco high that shut down, it was shiftylook as a whole.
>>82908130
A bad ending does retroactively worsen the good parts of a story because you know what they're leading up to and you don't like it
It's not like someone is saying some random noncanon extended universe thing retroactively ruins the original work, it's the actual canon ending to the story
>>82908282
>Released December 17, 2013
>Shut down July 1st, 2014
Nice year.
>>82908232
why wouldnt you divide parts 3 and 4 at the point where the comic itself divides them, a6a6? it even starts with a kid in front of a door (HOMOSUCK.) just like the other 3 parts do.
>>82908282
Ok then
>>82908252
They have Dave and Terezi boxers for sale. Don't think anyone sent in lingerie ideas for the contest.
>>82908293
As well, it means that things that could have been followed up upon are simply never mentioned again, or entire themes are even just ignored in place for the exact opposite.
>>82908233
Shiftylook, the studio that hosted Namco High, got shut down.
Shifty look also had a few other games, and like 6 different comics that had over 100 issues each. They were created to promote old Namco characters, and were disbanded upon accomplishing that goal.
Namco High was a fairly late addition to Shiftylook, and was still probably their most popular thing.
>>82908233
Wait is that real?
What page is that? I don't have the time to manually search.
>>82908233
We need to retcon the retcon.
>>82908293
also - although i liked the ending i would argue that homestuck in particular is dependent on things coming together well since its all about time loops and mysteries and nothing that happens exists independent of everything else. that means if you dont like the end its gonna fuck up the good parts way more than if you dont like the most recent 99 seasons of the simpsons or whatever.
>>82908513
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005736
>>82908513
Its very real, even liveblogger pointed out how it killed all sense of tension and practically gave away that vriska wasn't actually dead here
does anyone have that picture of vriska saying "I CANT GET THE CAP OFF!!!!!!!!" from cyberbu//y?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvnNn_7pkWo
>>82908611
DO NOT BULLY THE RAM GRUB
>>82908653
>3D
>>82908606
liveblogger has us telling her how shit the retcon is and that vriskas coming back, though. when i read through archivally two months ago i had no idea what the password pages meant aside from that terezi was important somehow at around page 9000. i thought they were pretty exciting
>>82908606
Honestly liveblogger's overblown reactions to all the retcon stuff were one of the biggest tells that he was faking it.
every time I see the word "jane" my brain is like
>did you say jade?
no, jane
>jake?
no, jane!
>oh, jane, right, right
>>82908687
So you saw a second user option that you couldn't access right before Terezi stabs Vriska and didn't know what it meant? I think that says more about you than anything else.
>>82908696
So you're saying as a new reader you wouldn't be the slightest bit annoyed at the constant arms in the background that every character just refuses to acknowledge?
>>82896989
Roxy? More like FOXY
>>82908687
I think you might be stupid, anon.
>>82908687
Homestuck was already a comic that bombarded the reader with glimpses of future events; that's one of the reasons it's so much fun.
It's baffling that people seem to think that new readers will somehow have their experience ruined by having one more glimpse into the future.
I've introduced a lot of people to Homestuck and they've all just assumed the password pages were part of the mystery.
zzzz...give...me...the...sauce
>>82908611
pls n0 bully
>>82908687
Did you read Problem Sleuth beforehand? The pages with two options always had one thing that actually happened and another thing that didn't.
>>82908611
nooooooo dont shake the baby
>>82908745
i thought it probably had something to do with the coinflips and doomed timelines. remember that there were already four or five password pages before that one and it wasnt at all clear what was significant about any of then aside from that terezi was featured. i assumed some sort of history-changing was coming but andrew put in enough random scalemate fucking around that a new reader wont know that vriska was the end goal
>>82907796
> hussie botched namco high
> hussie botched
> hussie did anything other than say "okay" to some people he thought were nice, and introduce Namco to a couple artists they hired
please
>>82908826
yeah, this was basically my experience. the only issue was that when i finally got to the a6a6i4 i found out that the HUGE REVEAL that had been building up for the whole comic re: password pages was bringing fucking vriska back
and that was as aggravating for me as any of you i imagine
Is it just me or did any Homestuck reader's life make no sense?
Couldn't they have stopped reading the comic at any time?
Say you're a Homestuck reader, you log onto your computer and send Hussie a criticism of Homestuck in all caps, put on your Homestuck merch, close your computer, and go to sleep, Hussie logs onto his computer, takes his Homestuck merch off, fails to respond to the criticism, you wake up, remove the remaining love you have of Homestuck from your heart, and you're free. The Homestuck reader probably could have factored that into their plan with the ending backlash and they'd be up one limb. It seems they pretty much had the timing down on that plan, it wouldn't have been hard to throw in an extra step and come out with an extra leg.
But okay, let's assume that the Homestuck reader doesn't want to stop reading because they'd be giving into the partially intentional bad writing of Hussie and Hussie doesn't stop writing because...I don't know, he likes his comic I guess, whatever. Whoever made and set up the Web site (Toby Fox? Hussie's dad? The Universe?) really put a lot of faith into the them not wanting to stop reading. Why even include the merch at that point? Unless they actually want to make them addicted to the comic, in which case use something that is actually addictive? I get that it's a capitalism reference but it relies on the reader never even thinking that he could just trick Hussie and get the merch off. Yeah, they're pretty dumb, but Hussie knows their criticism, they must have been in the situation before where they had the option to just remove the merch, unless for some reason Hussie only ever heard or saw criticism when both of them were in a situation where they could not check if each other was responding and they decided to not fuck with Hussie by spamming him with their criticism all over his computer and social media.
(Part 1 of 3)
>>82908872
yes, i read problem sleuth as well as homestuck serially until quitting in a5a2 way back in ye olde days
>>82908963
not me
i was hyped
vriska rules!!!!!!!!
the retcon was a lame way to bring her back though
>>82908981
>(Part 1 of 3)
skipped to the end and stopped reading there
>>82908981
Also, what's up with the merch/criticism thing anyway? That never really amounted to anything anyway, except for a few people making theories that Hussie was take over the reader right before Act 7 because someone would wake him up to the reality of the state of his comic. And that turned out incorrect anyway. It actually caused a weird situation in how the reader was able to make Hussie's merch for themselves and how the two had each other's stuff in the first place since they would pass out before learning/using it and then the reader would realize oh sweet, I can just take this reader/Homestuck out of my heart. Why was that there except to briefly give Hussie's friend something futile to do after the reader escaped during the gigapause? I guess maybe Toby Fox left them notes about what their stuff is or something, maybe, and it just so happened not to go horribly wrong. And don't people usually live alone without knowing about the other's stuff? Ignoring how the stuff thing makes no sense from an evolutionary standpoint, since it's pretty easy to wave away things like all the humans speaking a language and evolving in weird nonsensical ways because The Universe did it, but how does a human get its stuff without the interference of Toby Fox in the first place? Don't natural humans live alone on a computer without any other life on it, without parents, without knowing other humans exist and without any way of experiencing language without creating it themselves? Not that they'd be inclined to without anybody to talk to. Do they pick their own stuff? And when would the other humans ever see or hear it? Maybe it was explicitly so The Universe could have it happen to Hussie and the reader because predestiny, but it never happened to them that I recall so what the fuck was that about? Also wait, who gave them their stuff? Did Toby Fox give them their stuff? Or did Hussie's dad do it with the power of an "Enter name" screen we didn't get to see?
Part 2 of 3
>>82908989
>vriska rules!!!!!!!!vriska drools
>>82909027
on my dick
if only
>>82908606
She also knows because I told her
http://fuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com/post/143091737434/good-news-he-killed-vriska-off-bad-news-a
(This was after she quit and before she came back; I asked if I could post spoilers and she said she didn't care)
>>82909026
So much of Hussie and the reader's existence is "just because" that I'd almost think they're doodoos if we didn't know their origin.
Speaking of doodoos, where did they even get the excrement? Doodoos can spawn from nothing, sure, I gotcha, but did they just spawn in their behind? Did Toby Fox put them there? Where did he get them? And the humans inexplicably knew what they were and how to deal with them? How did they even know the action to get them out? If Hussie got out his excrement then it would be in the reader's possession and he would never get it back. Even if the excrement doesn't need an origin because they're doodoos, the humans knowing about them should make sense, right? It's implied that the excrement was custom-tailored for humans, but why would Universe custom-tailor a doodoo for people who would never use it? Did it purposefully custom-tailor to be used incorrectly? And if that's the case, is using them incorrectly the correct way to use them?
I intended this to be 2 or 3 lines when I started typing but it just keeps going.
Am I missing something that makes it all make sense?
(Part 3 of 3)
>>82909120
kill it
what troll am i thinking of stuffing RIGHT now
win and u get a prize
hint: its a grill
hint: not a foreman
>>82909203
You're on /hst/ so obviously Aradia
>>82909120
Oh No Theyre Multiplying
>>82909203
>>82909203
if you're anything like me the answer is always Terezi
>>82909203
kanaya youre meditating on the possibility of fucking her straight
>>82909203
Vriska. I can smell your shit taste.
>>82909203
Jackie Chan
>>82909203
you're thinking of killing vriska and stuffing her corpse for display grandpa harley style
>>82909125
Read the entire thing you peice of fuck
>>82909310
I'm not reading an autistic thesis completely picking a joke character apart sorry
>>82909268
why are terezis sharp teeth so hot when they turn blowjobs into such a risk
You are all wrong
>>82909203
nepeta
>>82909203
dear, sweet, precious, darling fefeta
>>82909355
because you're imagining them lightly grazing your dick
>>82909277
>All that hot fanart of Dave cucking Rose by fucking Kanaya
>No end pic with Rose blowing Dave
>>82909203
porrim
>>82909330
FUCK YOU, I WORKED FOR HOURS PUTTING THAT TOGETHER YOU IGNORANT FUCK
>>82909437
having oral sex with terezi is like putting your dick in the garbage disposal
>>82909203
only feferi is left now
unless 'not a foreman' means something else
>>82909535
Karkat Go Away
Nobody Likes You Anymore
>>82909564
correct
FATferi more specifically
prize soon
>>82909550
Tbh it's not as bad as it sounds
>>82909437
im gonna be real with you i want to fuck terezi as much as the next man but i would never ever ever put my dick near her mouth
>>82909606
I knew I smelled shit taste.
>>82909550
only if she's not careful.she's never careful, though.
>>82909203
what else is a motherfucker to do?
>>82909643
wtf rude
Why are so many characters unable to safely give blowjobs in this comic
>>82909606
the reason it was guessed last was because it was a bad choice. feferi is bad. fat feferi is worse. im disappointed
have a RARE fatferi
thank you for playing!
>>82909682
well all the trolls have sharp teeth, the harleys have buckteeth which is p. unpleasant, and the rest are probably not very good at it
>>82909355
The risk factor contributes to the adrenaline rush. Have you ever heard of misattribution of attraction?
The concept is that the physical responses to fear and sexual excitement are so similar (elevated heart rate, heavy breathing, perspiration, etc) that our brains can confuse them.
>>82909742
i regret getting it
>>82909742
I want my quarter back.
>>82909756
>roxy
>not good at blowjobs
>>82909795
>Thank you for playing!
Is this the telltale sign of a shit ending?
>>82909742
can i forfeit for the consolation prize?
what would the consolation prize be anyways? a loli feferi?
>>82909866
>>82909795
>>82909786
NO TAKEBACKS
>>82909858
problem sleuth said thanks for playing too
>>82909906
yeah but problem sleuth was actually good
>>82909866
Do trolls have lolicons?
or are they grubcons? grubdiddlers? bugbuggers?
>>82909759
no im sorry terezi blowjobs are not a 'risk' 'factor' her biting your dick off is a 'fact'
>>82909961
t-thicker
>>82908981
>>82909026
>>82909110
Wow! how insightful! that was definitely worth the read! You're so smart!
>>82910023
What
>>82910023
thicker Feferi?
>>82910055
THICKER.
>>82910055
THICC
>>82910002
well, she's gotta get to the cherry red somehow
was caliborn HIGH TEST?
>>82910026
Wow! Yes! I agree! Very smart post! Good stuff! that is worth reading!
>>82910122
Not high enough.
>>82910055
its' a bloodswap, but a nicely thick fef.
Sock did this picture to help someone cosplay as cerulean fef.
>>82910200
if mangrit is a measure of testosterone
then roxy and mom were both fat right? since dad and john want to plow them
>>82909649
she hasn't bitten her own tongue off yet so you should be good
>>82910245
it's a visual comic
HIGH TEST RATINGS:
CANON BALLOON TIER:
Vriska
HIGH-TEST TIER:
Jane
Feferi
Jade
Roxy
MID-TEST TIER:
Aradia
Aranea
Terezi
Rose
LOW-TEST TIER:
Kanaya
Meenah
Nepeta
>>82910387
i need more generous CANON visuals then
Is this the best song on Volume 9?
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/red-miles
Roxy is /fit/ and I want her to beat me up!
>>82910502
It's more likely that John would beat you up instead.
>>82910539
They'd both fraymotif and fuck you up bad
>>82909961
Pupacons
>>82910087
TOO THICK
>>82910420
>meenah
>low test
ayo hol up
you tryin say
ghetto booty meenah
is
LOW TEST??
>>82910420
Show me High Test Roxy
>>82907356
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009404
>DAVE: mommy
>DAVE: wait fuck
I'm okay with this.
>>82910639
uh i have this
it looks like roxy has actual testosterone back there tho
>>82910633
meenah and condy are noodles
>>82910785
>jasprose flashing kanaya and roxy
WEW
>>82910785
Why wasn't this Jasprosesprite naked again? This artist is such a cocktease.
this is all i have
>>82910946
>that vriska
perfect mm
>>82910962
which one
iM NOT TH8CK!!!!!!!!
>>82910993
the THICKER one
>>82911010
>i
Tavros you aren't fooling anybody,
stop shitposting.
>>82911013
Would you clean her poopybutt for her?
>>82911059
what am i
some kind of cruel monster?
i don't like this thread
somebody drive this discussion elsewhere
>>82911097
What stuff do you like then?
>>82911121
class aspects
what is your favorite class????
>>82911097
What, and have relevant discussion?
Unbelievable
>>82911097
I agree
Let's talk about Hussie's magnum opus, And It Don't Stop
>>82911144
I took the shitty quiz and got prince of hope, same as Eridan.
What does that make me?
Did that guy who said he was going to write a SFW fic with a bunch of prompts combined ever finish it?
>>82911097
stabdads
>>82911175
It makes you eri.
my name is not important
wwhat is important is wwhat im goin to do
i just fuckin hate this meteor and the troll wwigglers feastin on its corpse
my wwhole life is just cold bitter hatred and i alwways wwanted to die vviolently
this is the time a vvengeance and no life is wworth savvin and i wwill put in the gravve as many as i can
its time for me to kill and its time for me to die
my genocide crusade begins here
>>82911175
Which quiz is that? I'm curious.
>>82911198
I hit a roadblock when I remembered I can't write Jake
I can't even do a good ironic parody of him
Give me time
>insects produce ecdysone instead of testosterone
>the trolls are all no test cucks
>>82911309
I FOR ONE AM PROUD OF HAVING NO TEST
>>82911149
Black Guy literally Dindu
>>82911149
Old Hussie art always brings a tear to my eye
Its just so full of personality
It immediatly distinguishes itself from other artists art styles and you can just tell
"Hussie drew this"
Do we have pics of Hussie doing art out of HS from the last year or so? has/does he even want to re-learn his skills?
>>82906979
If the picture was made today, every single character would be a corpse.
>>82910946
What was even the deal with calling a ghost fat, cant she change her appearance anyway?
>>82911254
I wonder, is it a good thing as an author if people can't write your character?
>>82911385
I'm going through it again now for the millionth time
There's just so much personality in the art, it's awesome
Andrew Hussie, what the hell happened to you?
>>82911454
It's a neutral thing and it's probably only because Jake uses all these old-timey phrases that people without Hussie's niche interest in turn of the century media wouldn't know how to replicate
>>82911360
How long would it take until Dave left Karkat in his pursue for high test MILFs
>>82911522
this
>>82911385
I think Hussie's given up
I think Homestuck stole his soul and only a husk remains
>>82911600
Andrew Huskie
>>82911600
I think thats a meme
He seems to be doing just fine
>>82911671
Hussie used to be a prolific creator. What's the last thing he created?
ara
can somebody post the passed out aradia and vriska edits? any other versions are cool too but i want those
does hussie hate the number 9? he uses all the other numbers so much but never 9... what does he have against 9???
>>82911988
Send him an email
Who knows
Maybe he will answer
Hussie suicide when?
>>82911988
What about 7? What makes you think he uses the number 9 less than 7?
>>82912080
crowbar
7 acts
Etc
>>82911988
7 "EIGHT" 9
GET IT
damn, thread's really slow tonight
ROSE ______
ROSE ______
>>82912212
9 leprecaun quadrants
9 soundtrack volumes
/ss/
>Dante is Homestuck's closest thing to a foot into the door to Hollywood
>he also is a big supporter of getting jobs for American Asian actors
how would you feel is a Homestuck movie had a completely Asian cast
>>82912262
haha you dumb bastard
hes clearly afraid of seven if that were the case
meaning hussie is 6 or has something to do with the # 6
is there anything on him that relates him to this number?
>hear neighbors having sex next door
>pretend im eridana and sollux is banging feferi
>cum hard
what have i become
>>82912480
our prince
>>82912346
A couple of our regulars aren't around, and there were a few dumb lines on conversation in this thread which always burns people out.
If you want to add some life to the thread, either start an interesting conversation, or post some OC.
/ss/
>>82912545
Kinda late for that though, since it's page 10. There's definitely more folks around early.
The way these threads work sure are weird, at times you barely get 500 replies and other times you get 700
>>82912589
both s's stand for "shit"
>>82912480
you havve become eri
destroyer a hope
>>82912549
Why do you continue doing this when you know it's pointless?
/ss/
>>82912620
Not like the old days when hsg would hit 1000+ post before hitting page 10
one love
>>82912656
I want to do that at a con
>>82912784
What is it with tumblr and flower crowns
ROSE: I do recall hearing him babble about wanting to be a scientist on more than one occasion.
ROSE: If the world hadn't ended.
ROSE: What was it? Archeology? Paleontology?
DAVE: yeah i dunno
DAVE: one of those things
DAVE: whichever involved more dead shit
DAVE: maybe
ROXY: paleontology!!
ROXY: u wanted to study that?
DAVE: i sincerely mumbled about the idea once or twice sure
>>82912833
Wait is that a tumblr thing now because I was pretty alright with flower crowns.
Now I have to update my big spreadsheet of things I'm supposed to hate because tumblr, reddit, or 9gag liked it.
>>82912868
I can see Dave becoming like a meme paleontologist or something in the new universe.
>>82912894
It's more like that part of the conversation is in again to drive home what Hussie didn't follow up on. Like Rose's Quest which is brought up again and feels like a reminder that Rose has problems with authority which is why she didn't do it.