/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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No you're a god damn teddy bear.

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Who the fuck boarded this, it looks terrible

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Daily reminder that jasper can't fall deep enough to get to the cluster, and the cluster will still be bubbled for a while.

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>>82836562
These threads are a massive clusterfuck and that's why I love them so

Daily reminder that Yellow Diamond will probably be redeemed knowing this show's track record
I hope not

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EVERY THREAD TILL IT'S ADDED TO THE OP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223956

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MY NAME IS

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I'm fishing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR1EFFlNImc

>Peridot says she stays

this mean, The Crystal Gems always be only fourth?

Oops. Forgot last thread.
http://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/82829787/sug-steven-universe-general#bottom

>>82836641
Fuck you anon, I get her to make that face as I make love to her.

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>>82836919
Objectively Wrong

>>82836562
why does steven have ahegao face in OP

>>82836919
>cuck
>autustic
>pale, skinny stickwoman
>insecure
>wouldn't fuck you or anyone besides Rose

Shit tier

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>>82836562
We're back, baby!

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>>82837037
Don't forget selfish and thirsty.


Don't let her fuse with Steven

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Ayyy

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Again with this 2 threads shit

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Lmao

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>>82837037
>autustic

I dunno anon the only autist here seems to be you

>>82837092
Natural selection will sort it out.

>>82836562
That preview for Empire City

>What's that shadowy place over there?
>That's Jersey.
>You might like it Lapis. The people there seem to hate the earth too.

>>82837116
>not knowing what an autust is

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>>82837169

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>>82836562
>this is how people on Tumblr see Greg

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>tfw there will never be villains cause Sugar said so

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So when are we gonna see some of WD's gems? We've seen every other Diamond's gems so far.

>>82837284
WD is endgame
Super endgame

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This is the blue gem.

>>82836656
Reminder that the cluster arc isn't concluded till it's warped out of the earth's core and the shards take their proper forms.

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>>82837363
This is the meme gem.

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>>82837380
> K A P O W I E

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>>82837284
White Diamond's gems are probably secret police or something.

Yellow's are probably the military and engineers

Blue's are probably some wild cards with special powers like Sapphire's and Lapis'

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What Amethyst meant when she said "I've seen your junk before" to Greg?

>>82837466
What's Pink then? Medics and Doctors?

>>82837499
His _____dick_____

>>82837466
>White Diamond is actually the true mastermind behind the homeworld and the one pulling the strings
>Yellow Diamond is a pawn being used by White Diamond
>Blue Diamond isn't the real one and is actually the sister of the original, a brother who was one of the first ever gems
>Pink Diamond questioned White Diamond's tactics and was never seen again

>>82837499
She succ

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>>82837363
Wait a second..
A new challenger has interrupted the tournament!

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>>82837499

Berfegt ebery dime :DD

what the fuck guys we have two threads rigth now

please choose one

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>>82837547
I'm waiting for a giant three-way fight between the Crystal Gems, Blue Diamond, and Yellow Diamond's forces just for White Diamond to show up and everyone collectively shits themselves.

Except Steven, he's got to use the power of fucking friendship

>>82837466
>Blue's are probably some wild cards with special powers like Sapphire's and Lapis'

Probably more like terraforming.

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>>82837547
I wouldn't be surprised if WD were the true baddie to be honest.

YD seems too brash to be mastermind

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>>82837610
I'm waiting for the giant three-way between Steven, Lapis, and Peridot.

>>82837601
The other thread is deleted.

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>"But I always clean them 3 times. Odd numbers just feel more clean."

>"Oh, and the fireworks! There'll be blue ones! I really like the blue ones."

This little fucker is actually autistic for real, isn't he?

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I want to see Lapis get a job.

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>>82837733
>talking about Peedee like he's actually relevant

Paraportabello please go

ISNT THIS SUCH

A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT

WOAAH OHHH

WE'RE UNDERNEATH

A THOUSAND SHINING STARS

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Post your favorite gem or townie and who they would main in overwatch.

>>82837519
Probably Medical/Gem Production

YD was more about Military and Research/Development.

Blue seemed to be more about culture development.

White, unknown but is probably something closely in relationship with Homeworld control. Secret Police doesn't sound like a bad idea honestly.

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Now requesting the entirety of Matthew Gafford's "A Fox in Space" episode "Robotic Legs" redone with:

Steven as Fox
Garnet as Falco
Pearl as Peppy
Amethyst as Slippy
Lion as ROB 64

Jasper as Wolf
Peridot as Leon
Yellow Pearl as Pigma
Lapis as Andrew

and Yellow Diamond as Andross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uieM18rZdHY

I want to remake Star Fox Zero with this cast, but it wouldn't be easy.

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LION AROUND

>>82836641
n-no... peridot is a qt

>>82837758
>Peedee
>Pee Dee
>P D
>Pink Diamond

>>82837733

Or he's just a kid who likes blue fireworks? I like Red fireworks.

>>82837785
>Steven taking off his pants in front of Jasper

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>>82837754

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>>82837782

Oh jesus that fanart

>>82837841
Is Amethyst Patrick then? Does that mean YD is Mr. Krabs?

>>82837832
My go-to pairing.

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>>82837547
>>82837610
>>82837653
Nah, White's gonna turn out to be one of the nicer Diamonds.
Kinda not into the whole Earth thing, but not looking to make it a giant war/kill gems over it.

Yellow's just a vindictive bitch that doesn't care for other gems that much. Blue will be an elitest bitch that only cares for gemkind.
Final confrontation will be more of Steven vs. Blue/Yellow with White trying to be a peacekeeper.

>>82837873
Garnet is Mr. Krabs and Pearl is Squidward.
Steven can be Sandy or some shit.

>>82837873
I imagine Jasper as Patrick. She seems like the dumb muscle type. Yellow Diamond can definitely be Mr. Krabs

>>82837851
I think it is a-mei-zing

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I need more Rainbow Quartz fan art

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Which Gem Race is best waifu material?
>Quartz
>Pearl
>Ruby
>Peridot
>Diamond

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>>82837933
Shit forgot pic

>>82836641
in an alternate universe it was me

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>>82837754
>>82837841

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>>82837948
>Subjective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhI7qdrsaA
>tfw we won't get something like this but with earth's government and homeworld instead

>>82837782
>>82837955
What's the source

>>82837793
This is spam. Stop spamming.

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>>82837989
>objectively >this


>(You)

>>82837955

WHO IS MAKING THESE

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>>82837782
Peridot would be D.Va without a question

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>>82837948
Fusions are best

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>>82837948

Pearl are literally maids


I choose Pearl

>>82838016
>>82838025
Well, the Lapis one is clearly BlushMallet.
That's what the BM in it is.

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>>82836696
Reminder that the Power of Friendship won the day yet again.

>>82837466
White Diamond was probably the one in charge of birthing new gems with shit like kindergardens, Rose likely worked under her.

White Diamond is most likely dead, Rose took her pearl as a trophy.

Blue Diamond probably has a lot of terraforming gems under her thumb, She was probably in charge for the bulk of planetary invasions and colonization.
Blue Diamond was probably taken out by

Yellow Diamond to gain complete political power.

Yellow Diamond is quite obviously the true mastermind of all Homeworld affairs and the technological advancements, If the other diamonds perished she would happily take all the slack.

Pink Diamond is just propaganda painting Rose as a diamond to piss homeworld off.

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>>82837169
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM
>"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD, I HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH A GREAT BEAST BELOW THE EARTH"
>"AND TOGETHER, WE SHALL DOMINATE BINGO NIGHT AT THE WING KINGDOM DOWN TOWN! BAHAHAHA"

>>82838025
>>82838016
No idea.

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>>82838044
Why is perdiot so small

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>>82837936
>Greg is always so uncomfortable around Pearl because he asked Rose if he can fuck Rainbow Quartz once

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>>82838144
Shit forgot pic again.

Post the best crossover fanart of SU lads

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>>82837782

Pearl hates violent video games, though.

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>>82838217
Sauce: YogurthFrost

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>>82836623
I want to hug the blue midget rock.

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>>82838217

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>>82838217

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>>82838260
>hates violent videogames
>kills other people of her own species for a living

Hmmm

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>>82837782

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>>82837754

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Could the gems survive the war of the worlds?
THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING

>>82838321
>implying killing people in real life leads to wanting to kill people in video games
Fuck off, soccer mom! There is no connection between violence and violent video games!

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>>82837948
Quartz, obliviously.

>>82836562
>dat Empire City preview

Holy shit, Lapis is... great? She's not what I was expecting, certainly.

Please tell me we already have fanart of qt student Lapis working in an Empire City coffee joint while she prepares to take on the big city.

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>>82838217

>>82838321
>>82837380
what episode are these screenshots from?

>>82838394

Yeah, I say we rip off her head with the spine still attached!

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>>82838168

best ship

>>82838321
She's meant to be a selfless, servile creature
the thrill of survival in adversity and the carnal rush of violence is lost on someone with no survival instinct by nature.

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>>82838362
Take this my friend

>>82838454
Same Old World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uf0L4Y6z64

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Pfft pfrrrt pfft pfft pfft ffffffffrt squeeeeeee frt

>>82838436

The music really gets me, I don't think we've heard anything even remotely like jazz/swing out of the soundtrack since this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4nAkjLCfsU

>>82837948
objectively quartz

>>82837113
>When they bite off more than they can chew and make the whole thing look like shit
Would've been a nice painting instead.

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>>82838217
Postin

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>>82838436
She's always been best gem, and this ep will cement that as such. That said I want coffee shop Lapis.

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>>82837936
travel back in time to when the episode came out. You'll find tons of fanart then.

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>>82838217

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>>82838486
>K
>A
>P
>O
>W
>I
>E

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>>82838217

>>82838465
Still waiting for a Rainbow x Greg fapfic.

>>82838507
But how would Jasper know Steven means no harm?

what do /sug/ browsers call each other

gems? /sug/ars? /sug/ilites? autistic?

>>82838731
the last one yes

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>>82838217
spoilered for trigger warning.

>>82836562
>lapis
>smiling and laughing
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

>>82838731
Faggots

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>>82838217

>>82838600
I can totally see this as canon

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>>82838731
>giving a label to yourself

Anon please let's not get into brony level of autism.

(though I think we're already at that level)

>>82838762
Tis truly a new age anon

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>>82838291
>Garnet as Master Blaster

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>>82837499

>>82837466
Blue diamonds gems could be the Astropaths(40k) or Warlocks(destiny) of Homeworld. Gifted gems that are able to go beyond the basic abilities of their race.

>>82838752
Why would anyone get triggered by this

>>82836641
Lamar could improve his peridot 10 fold if he didnt give her such gigantic hair. Her har is big, but not THAT big

>>82838731
/sug/ilites sounds pretty good.

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>T R I G G E R E D

>>82838900
New Jersey is a legit awful place though.

>>82838676
There was one long ago in a /sug/ thread but I never saved it

>>82838893
/sug/sonas

>>82838900
>shoes terrify Lapis

>>82838777
So in what way were the Sailor Scouts sailors?

>>82838927
FUCK OFF, YA MOOK

>>82839088
Kek
Didn't think of that

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>>82839065
This is Matt Burnett, my Humansona.

>>82838927
But they aren't above New Jersey. They are above Jersey.

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>>82837754
Lapis not mooching off Steven and Connie's family for 3 generation straight.

Lapis was never made for responsibility. She'll break.

>>82838927

GO FUCK YASELF MUTHAFUCKA. SUCK YA MUTHA'S CLIT

>>82838302
>Lapis and Amethyst are in love
>Garnet is best girl
>Steve turns into rose and ceases to have ever existed
>Pearl literally going JUST and remaking reality to be with her waifu
so much of this is wrong, but the second thing I pointed out is true.

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>>82839132
Cmon anon it's pretty fucking obvious that
Empire City = NYC
Jersey = New Jersey
Keystone = Pennsylvania

Beach City is probably on Long Island or something.

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I can already see how Same Old World is going to end.
>Steven shows Lapis the world, and she tells Steven that she's decided where to stay
>Que leaked scene with Greg and the van
>Steven sees that it's Lapis in the sky
>She tells Steven that she's decided to stay at the barn with him
>Steven: "Uh, well you see... The thing is..."
>Peridot shows up
>Peridot: "Hey Lapis! You're staying at the barn? I guess that makes us roommates!"
>Que eternally pissed off Lapis in Barn Mates

>>82839132
I know you're butthurt that they insulted your (shitty) home, but it's pretty obvious what they're talking about.

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>>82839222

>Que

i need pics of lapis being a cunt

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your favourite anime is now doing a crossover with steven universe

what happens ?

>>82839139
But then I'll become my father. Just like Steven.

>>82839307
But SU is my favorite anime.

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>>82839307
ZA WARUDO!
toki wo tomare!

>>82838927
I live in rural new jersey in somerset county and its a nice place.

>>82839307
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11631833/1/A-Gem-in-the-Rough

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>>82838927
>>82839106
>>82839139
>>82839210
>>82839248
>tfw lived in Jersey all my life and never got why people shit on it

I guess I'm lucky and got to live in the parts not filled with spics and guidos

>>82839307
I would discuss this seriously if it wasn't just to post Panty and Stocking.

And if this wasn't the two hundred and fifty eighth time it was posted

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>>82838217

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>>82839344

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>>82838927

Correction: NORTH Jersey is an awful place. The farmlands of the south and the shore is quite nice.

>>82839307
didn't we have this yesterday?

>>82839354
Ditto, lad

>>82839307
I wanna fuse with Kneesocks, human style.

>>82839307
>Saitama comes to Beach City
>Gems are busy fighting a Gem monster
>Saitama punches it into oblivion
>Steven is impressed and invites him over
>Meanwhile, Yellow Diamond sends homeworld soldiers after the Gems
>Soldiers attack the house
>Saitama takes them all out with a single punch

>>82838927
Only North Jersey. Where I live. South Jersey is nice, wholesome farmland with pleasant people.
I fucking hate Jersey City.

>>82839373
>>82839392
Fuck you man Wildwood is the shit

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>>82839307

>fooly cooly

wonder how kamon would get along with greg

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>>82839354
ok, have fun being the cancer of the east coast

>>82839392

I always liked Hoboken. Went to school there.

>>82839410
We're not New York and Florida.

>>82839412
Hoboken was okay, but the only decent parts of it were obliterated by Sandy.
I lost a very nice pancake place when that happened.

does yd really think only a peridot, jasper, and lapis lazuli are on earth? wouldn't peridot have said anything about the cgs after marble madness, or lapis after she flew back home

>>82839431
Fuck you man. New York I agree with but Florida is absolute kino

>/sug/ - New Jersey General

>>82839410
So salty.

>>82839432

What are you talking about? Stacks was fine.

Washington street was pretty untouched when sandy hit, if I recall. The housing downhill from it though... man. They got fucked.

>>82839248
>you must be from Jersey
wew

Well I'm not. How does that fit into your world view, anon? Did I just blow your mind? Isn't that just whack-crap.

>>82839406
Peridot is Haruko, Steven is Naota, and Lapis is Mamimi.
Draw it, Drawfriends!

>>82839468
I know right, the triggered guidos are crawling out of their grease-filled holes today

>>82839210
It's actually in Delmarva a state made up of the Delaware Maryland and Virginia's tri-state area

>SU's soundtrack is being done by perturbator

how would you feel about this ?

>>82839460
Florida is a fucking toilet what are you on about

>>82839478
>Stacks was fine
Some motherfuckers lied to me.
Sounds like I have a date this weekend. A date with pancakes.

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>>82838119
>Rose took her pearl as a trophy.
I want this meme to end.
That Pearl is WD's Pearl purely because she's got her gem in her forehead.

Both Pearl and Rose were clearly under the Pink Diamond faction, before that stopped being a thing.
Rather than get reassigned like the Rubies (if you believe the color theory), they rebelled.

Whatever happened to PD 5,750 years ago, it has to be what sparked the revolution.
Whether it was Rose killing PD, PD being killed my the other Diamonds, or whatever.

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>>82839344

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>>82839519
Yeah I just realized that:
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Delmarva

Also Pennsylvania isn't next to NY so I'm a retard too apparently.

>>82839307
Would Steven be Kyon or Haruhi?

>>82839375
Yesterday? He posted this last thread!

>>82839389
What if Saitama fused with Steven

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Could any of the gems defeat Sawako?

>>82839460
Florida is trash. Not even Disney can save it anymore.

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>>82839210
>Dewey Beach
>Next to Rehoboth Bay
>They bay by Beach City is Rehoboth Bay
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Dewey+Beach,+DE+19971/@38.6260008,-75.1136305,13z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b895b9eed4194d:0xf08cc9cf23bf8db!8m2!3d38.6928899!4d-75.0746249

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Ok, hol' up, just HOW long is Peridot staying at the barn? I want her to remain a regular character, not just show up occasionally.

>>82838600
Who is that?

>>82839498
More like anti-Jerseyfags finally have an excuse to endlessly shitpost.

>>82839612
Until she marries Steven

>>82839537
>>82839595
Mate, I was born in Florida. Granted, I don't have any memories cause we moved a year after I was born but the places I've seen are great looking

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>>82839612
Indefinitely.

Still need to know what causes the gems to go back to the barn and how so gotta wait this Saturday.

>>82839612
Unless something happens by Hit the Diamond, it will be her permanent place of residence.

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who's on the other end /sug/ ?

>>82839592
who is this jizz wizz?

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>>82839543

>Tfw hoboken was without power for like, 2 weeks
>Tfw the PATH train was underwater
>Tfw the city has done literally nothing to better prepare for another Hurricane

Sandy was not fun

>>82839307
>Vash the Stampede comes town
>dodges all the Gems attacks
>takes down monsters with his insane marksmanship without killing them
>bonds with Steven, and tells the flabbergasted Gems about LOVE AND PEACE
>eats donuts with Steven, Connie, Amy and Greg at the Big Donut
fund it

>>82839546
Trying to sound sophisticated, the writers of Steven Universe will sometimes use a word or phrase that sounds more intelligent, but is actually the wrong terminology to use.

She should have said "historically inaccurate". "Canonically"...was more than just a bit awkward to use in that sentence/this context.

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>>82839657

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>>82839673

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>>82839673
>>82839707

show some goddamn respect

>>82839660
I've lived in Florida all my life, it's a shithole and half the people are old or fucking insane.

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>>82839691
>image.png

DUMB PHONEPOSTER

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>>82839673

>>82838927
Depends. There are some pretty bad neighborhoods especially in the cities, but not all of it is bad.

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>>82839691

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>>82839673

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>>82839688
Anon, it's just a reaction image.
She does say "Historically inaccurate" in the show.
The reaction image has different subtitles so it can relate to dumb theories posted in /sug/ threads.

>>82839685
I spent Sandy in the South chilling with the family, and got two weeks off of work (with pay!) because Wall Street was flooded and the power company couldn't figure out how to turn the power back on anyway.
It was great. 10/10 hurricane, would do it again.

>>82839738
What's wrong with phoneposting?

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>>82839673
Your phone bill is gonna be through he roof if she keeps calling randoms like this.

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>>82836562
>That music in the Empire City preview

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Honestly the thing I always hated about living in Jersey was the god damn tolls. Want to drive an hour? 5 bucks please! And every few years they hike up the fucking tolls. Why the fuck is there an exact change lane for a 1.75 toll. Who the fuck has 7 quarters.

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>>82839707
How did Jotaro become such good friends with the crystal gems?

>>82839792
Oh, thank goodness. Because sometimes I cringe at the dialogue and tawdry stuff.

But that's just me nitpicking. Not to mention cherrypicking.

>>82839842
Get EZPass, nigga

NEW EPISODE FUCKING WHEN

Wait Jersey=New Jersey?

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>>82839597

I've pinned it down to Bluff Point, with the altered Earth geography having wiped out a lot of the coastal beaches. It makes the most sense when you take the compass on the map into account too.

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>>82839894
Thursday at 7pm you retard.

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>>82839842
>>82836562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRNyGDRikSw
New Jersey: The Movie

>>82839814
Absolutely nothing

I'm unnecessarily excited about getting to see all the gems play sportsball in an upcoming episode

>>82839842
And then there's the property taxes. Enjoy spending 10,000 dollars a year in PROPERTY TAXES if you have even a modestly-sized house. And don't even get me started on the jughandles. Who the FUCK thought jughandles was a good idea? I mean, I can understand it if they were consistent about it. But it's a fucking guessing game whether I need to get in the right lane or the left lane if I want to turn left.

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5e anon here. I finished Gem Elementalist.

I'm not super happy with how convoluted the capstone is, but hey. It's not like anyone ever gets to level 18, and I designed it for people who like complicated options.

>>82839883
That's exactly what they want you to do

>>82839939
>answer meme question
>calls other retards

fucking retard

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>>82839948
Same.

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>>82839592
thoughts on my fanart of kuronuma-san and universe-kun being cute?

>>82839946
Team Garnet is gonna be OP as fuck because Ruby is gonna be a natural at hitting and Sapphire can outrun everyone.
Sugar pls nerd.

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>>82838731
No, we are not doing this

fuck you

>>82839485
That just means you are butthurt for absolutely no reason, so congrats I guess?

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>>82839976
The first part starts on the second half of this page. I'll be throwing everything up onto sharp-big.tumblr.com as I make it if you're looking for what I've done so far.

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>>82839977
>THE CORPORATIONS, MAN

>>82840006
>implying butthurt
Learn to read.

>>82839965

All valid points

but man

I fucking miss pork roll

>>82838731
Rockfuckers

NC>Jersey

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>Malachite will never suck your watermelon

>>82839948
>>82839994
nerf*

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>>82839923
Oh shit, after I saw Dewey beach I just kind of left it alone, nice anon

I don't like how there's still a strip of land separating rehoboth from the sea though. I do notice something though

Is it possible the sea level is higher?

I mean, Russia is all fucked up, but South America has grown in size and since the gems built so many things in the sea, it's possible. Plus is explains that extra strip of land, and the odd shapes of things all around the world.

>>82840087
This sequence, right here, is going to give so many kids such astounding fetishes.

>>82840052
Learn not to be triggered by children's cartoons.

>>82840082

Oh yeah, chewin' tobaccee, poverty, high rates of teen pregnancy, and one of the worst airports in the USA!

But hey you guys have PECANS! WOW!

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>>82839612
I know man. But hey, there's a warp pad nearby so she might show up more often than not.

>>82840123
More like this whole episode.

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>>82839146
>>Lapis and Amethyst are in love
Oh but they are anon

>>82840062
This is why New Jersey is the greatest state in the union.

Taylor ham egg and cheese sandwiches from really greasy diners.

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>>82840172

>Taylor Ham

IT'S PORK ROLL.

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>>82839991
its great

>>82840120

That's kind of what I mean. I don't know if there's a proper word for them, but I think those thin strips of land that go along the East Coast got wiped out during the rebellion. With no IRL Dewey Beach to land at, Dewey just sailed a bit longer and landed at what we call Bluff Point.

>>82840138
>Chewing tobacco
We're supposed to produce more Sweet Potatoes than Tobacco but that can't happen
>Poverty
Wouldn't be any if the President helped out
>teen pregnancy
Those whores don't even know to wear a condom so they deserve pregnancy
>worst airport
Not my fault 9/11 happened and changed security

>>82840190
It's taylor ham, you fucking prick.

>>82840127
>still making shit up about people you disagree with in order to "win" an internet argument
We don't even disagree on anything. Why are you so butthurt?

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>>82840120

>>82840220
South Jersey checking in. It's pork roll. Even Taylor doesn't call it Taylor Ham anymore.

>>82840243
Just stating the facts senpai.

>>82840204

>Wouldn't be any if the President helped out
>State consistently votes republican

Holy shit you guys are actually retarded

Legit though
Just think about it
Based on what her character is like now...
Do you think Peridot will like video games? I think she's going to call them "primitive" until she plays Fantastic Finale VII or something and then falls in love with them.

>>82839584
glad that he has hair

>>82840087
I can't be the only one who thought she was giving head to an off screen dick.

>>82840311
>no smugface girl

2/10 you'd be laughed out of court with that kind of rebuttal.

>>82839673
"I wake up this morning and go into the kitchen to make myself a bowl of cereal, and there's a spider on the counter. So I couldn't eat! and then like 3 hours later I go to the grocery store to buy some peaches, and when I'm in the produce aisle, I sneeze so hard I fart and a little bit of shit comes out! So I couldn't eat breakfast, and I shit myself at the grocery store, and I come home and all I wanted was a glass of pee, and you couldn't even provide that!"

>>82840253
He's not even here so can we all try to have a nice semi autistic thread without all this shit.

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>>82840253
Jesus

>>82840253
You know what the worst part is?
I would not mind seeing pearl in a classy dress like that if they brought the proportions back down to normal from this dobsinian extreme.
Gems in classy/slightly gaudy outfits is awesome.

>>82840341
Nah man, they have taste in the SUverse.
She'd be playing DMC3, and posting her truestyle videos on the internet.

>>82840341
Probably. She'll be the one who finds them to be primitive and a waste of time at first until she plays one and then all of a sudden she's wave-dashing in Ultra Crash Siblings.

Was the episode leaked? where did the jersey shit come from?

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>>82840365
I understood that reference.

>>82840305
>South Jersey

Not really Jersey

>>82840392
Just a clip where they fly over the New Jersey analog. Naturally, shitposting ensued.

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Maybe these states are all shit because the country is shit?

>>82840404
Literally the only part of Jersey that's jersey.

Everything else is just shittier new york.

AY I'M WALKIN' HERE

>>82840404
Just like how North New York isn't New York? Come on now, lad.

>>82840341
What everyone else is saying
A primitive and inefficient use of tech at first before she realizes the entertainment value
But to be fair, considering she didn't even really have a grasp on music she must come from a gem caste that's pretty damn no fun allowed, with minds set more on efficiency than anything else.

>>82840453
It really isn't. The whole greater Metropolis area is so unlike the rest of the region that it occupies that it may as well be its own region unto itself.

>>82840365
I know stamper said this but where? was this on sleepycabin?

>>82840404

>Atlantic City
>Seaside Heights
>Farmlands

South Jersey is the realest Jersey. North Jersey is just shitty New York

>>82840201
Holy shit anon, this makes so much fucking sense

Someone give this man a medal, he's not retarded

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>>82838291
That isn't even the best Mad Max x Steven Universe fanart.

>>82840479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlfVhtN6zj0
Skip to 4:20

>>82840453
Upstate new york is an entirely different place from NYC though, and even in NYC there are anomalies. Staten Island is legally new york city but indistinguishable from jersey

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>>82840548

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>>82840488
>Farmlands

>>82840571
ty anon

>>82840488
>North Jersey is just shitty New York
This is why New Yorkers hate Jersey so much. Their entire experience with the state is Jersey City, Hoboken, that place with the Ikea off exit 13, and that fuckhuge refinery that smells like a guido's asshole. The people they encounter are just New Yorkers who live across the water in wannabe New York. And the New Yorkers realize just how shitty New Yorker's actually are when they encounter them without the veneer of NYC PRIDE WORLDWIDE clouding their vision. The hate they feel is hate of themselves.

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OH MY GOD PEARL A BOMB

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:(

>>82840672
A BOMB!

>>82840702
>Steven committing murder

I don't think so

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yfw PD looks like old garnet with a mask

Guys, am i the only one that didn't liked gem drill so much? Like, they've been telling that the cluster was fucking gigantic and it was going to destroy earth for months and it all got solved in 5 minutes of talking.

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>>82840702
peri a tard

>>82840802
>PD = Rose

>>82840818
Like yeah, it was just a simple arc they had no reason to build up as they did just so they could use SOMETHING to progress towards YD.
This townie bomb is gonna be the baddest example of filler just to get to an important plot point.

>>82840341
She'd probably appreciate shit like TTD and Sim City since Peridots seem to be an engineering caste with a love for logistics.

>>82840802
>PD
Wasn't it Rose?

>>82840818
You people are a bit preemptive assuming its absolutely done with. How about you watch the whole event and then judge it.

>>82840818
They didn't solve shit they only postponed the cluster. This show is becoming Adventure Time

>>82840818
temporarily fixed at best, but yeah, that was two episodes that probably should have been more like 3