"Lamar is a shitty boarder" Edition
NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB1uAhXHvY [Embed] [Embed]
>Empire City preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQMJxv9ZKs [Embed] [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
BEST GEM
Hey SUG!
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>82845994
Why does she get cuter every episode?
>>82846022
>Son Safari
He actually wouldnt be that bad if he didnt draw heads 3 times bigger than they should be.....
actually no, he still would be pretty bad
>>82846038
I LOVE YOU
>>82845994
What would that make the other gems? I can kinda see Amethyst as Mei sorta.
Daily reminder she did nothing wrong, deserved so much more and is FINALLY GETTING IT
B E S T
GEM
So, what's going to happen at the end of the episode that will ruin her mood again. We've seen far too much laughing for Barn Mates to make any reasonable sense.
>Lamar
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Camp-Lazlo/Season-01-Episode-04-Parasitic-Pal-It-s-No-Picnic?id=21877
That Empire City preview is so fucking comfy.
>>82846022
HISSSSSSSSS
>>82846080
There are already a ton of these. I saw a Lapis Mei
>>82846129
She probably doesn't even know Peridot is around. When she finds out at the end of Same Old World, her mood probably immediately sours.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223956
Vote for best gem or don't, whatever.
>>82846129
this is like the lewdest shit.
I need this artist.
>I don't even have a Lapis folder
Oh well. Have my only Lapis image
>>82846144
>Lapis as Mei
0/10
>>82846132
>You'd like it in Jersey! The people here seem to hate the earth too!
>>82845994
WORST GEM
LION AROUND
>>82846077
WOW,THANKS
>>82846184
look closely near Lazuli's feet.
Perifags should burn. She's going to get shafted to the side sines anyways so stop with the stevedot bullshit
-en
>>82846038
>this ungodly repetitiveness
Holy shit, you are that cold tea anon, aren't you.
>>82846191
Good thing I live in Keystone in that universe
>>82846192
you take that back, pardner
>>82846172
Rooboo is best Gem.
5e anon here! Hopefully final update 'til I manage to make a decent pdf. The whole thing is done and available to view at http://sharp-big.tumblr.com/post/144490072180/its-done-that-said-photoshop-is-a-bit-weird
Making this was a surprising amount of fun. I'll probably start making some more traditional homebrew for the DM's Guild.
Taking Peridot requests.
loods aloud
Which Gem would do silly poses in the middle of combat?
>>82846066
They just need to fire Lamar altogether
he might not be as bad as THE ASIAN but he's still the weakest link right now
>>82846257
Pearl already does silly poses when summoning random stuff so her
>>82846231
Just following in his footsteps
>>82846172
>all these fucking meme names
no I will not vote in your shitty pole
>>82846191
>New Jersey will never not be the butt of a joke
>>82846204
I'm just trying to lion the mood.
Lion
The mood.
Lion
The mood.Now they can't post it
Pearl just stood there and let jasper fell...I don't blame her
>>82846217
>she does cuckshit/SPH
How about neverfuckingmind
>>82846243
>Raped Garnet
>Obsessed with a dead married lady
>Got stabbed and left Steven for weeks
>Not even comparable to original or new Peridot
>W O R S T G E M
>O
>R
>S
>T
>G
>E
>M
>>82845994
Overcrotch
cheetopuff fags on suicide watch
>>82846373
>futa and feet shit in one request
The shit taste of this board never fails to surprise.
>>82846339
>best voice
>best singing voice
>best episodes
>best expressions
>best back story
>best clothing
>best design
>isn't a LE KEPOWIE XDDDD meme
>best gem
>>82846373
THAT'S FUCKED UP MAN
>>82846339
ask pearl if she still remembers what rose felt like.
>>82846323
>not wanting to see alpha jock Jasper stick her fat cock in cheerleader Sapphire
>>82846420
greg's cock
>>82846252
Anonfam, even if nobody else tells you this, I think this shit's great and now I want to stat Pearl out. Is she Worker, or Aristocrat?
>>82846204
>>82846304
FUCK
>>82846339
>>Raped Garnet
people actually believe that
>>82846440
Holy shit, someone please draw that pic as Onion.
>>82846449
>>82846433
No no, you misunderstand. I'd like to see that. I just don't need the cuck/SPH aspects.
>>82846445
>>82846339
pearl is still the most popular character even with memedot.
Hey, uh Greg buddy....whatcha reaching for there?
>>82846420
She probably fucking does
>Worst Gem
>>82846402
>best voice
That's up for debate
>best singing voice
I think Peridot is more enthusiastic, Pearl is rather falsetto
>best episodes
Eh, I'll give you that
>best expressions
See pic related
>best back story
Sure
>best clothing
Pearl is pretty low in this one
>best design
Original Peridot was a hundred times better
>isn't a LE KEPOWIE XDDDD meme
How is this a bad thing
>best gem
Worst Gem
>>82846462
>waaaah you tricked me into dancing and fusing, this is the worst thing ever because I am autistic about it
if they wanted fusion to be taken seriously they should have avoided episodes like Giant Woman and others
Man do you know what would be quite the farce? if steven universe did a crossover with fairly odd parents, think about it with the pervasive nature of timmy and his power to grant his godchild cosmo all the wishes he wants plus hes got a cool kid and a dog names sparky. if that isn't what the pinicle of humour then i'd guess you had a shitty childhood.
>>82846493
JESUS CHRIST PERIDOT'S HEAD IS THE SIZE OF HER FUCKING BODY
>>82846493
>actually replying seriously
dude just let people have their own opinions. chill
>>82846493
>best expressions
>le meme eyes
L O L
O
L
>>82846493
>trying to say peridot's va is better than pearl's at singing
okay now you're just being retarded, all opinions from you are discarded
>>82846504
>poil wastes gem's time with same shit over and over
>I JUST WANTED TO GET OFF BY FUSING WITH YOU AND KNOCKING OVER THE SAME 3 OR 4 PILLARS
>"hurr poil din du nuffin"
W O R S T
G E M
Can Pearlfags and Perifags please kill themselves, thanks
>>82846515
>>82846466
it's part of the package
Jasper is so attractive that she can get good, honest, gems to drop their panties and destroy their relationships
>>82846504
doing it simply to get a kick at the others expense is pretty shitty.
shes an impulsive little rapist wreck and should be treated as such.
>>82846449
I only use the word rape for the dramatic effect. It's more like saying your the sex teacher then they find out you aren't
>>82846478
That will change when Pearl has another shitstorm episode
>>82846522
>>82846529
>>82846531
>>82846535
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T REPLY TO ALL THESE MESSAGES
Fine I'll drop it
>>82846493
>>82846493
>Peridot is better because she's a meme
>Perifags
>>82846444
Pearl's a worker, probably a dex fighter.
I'd refluff her spear to be mechanically a rapier
>>82846560
>doing it simply to get a kick at the others expense is pretty shitty.
well duh, but you fags blow it out of proportion
also to be honest she didn't do it with any malice in mind
Peridot's Big Ass Head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgJ2hdh7s7Q
What diamond fusion theory is the least stupid?
>There are two white diamonds: the one buried in the pyramid and the one who replaced her. They are depicted fused in the moon base mural
>blue diamond is a fusion with four arms. She hides her extra parts under her cloak
>pink diamond is a fusion of Rose and Bismuth.
>>82846571
>>82846572
What have I started
>State Pearl is worst gem
Get raped
>State Peridot is worst gem
Get raped
>>82845994
I hope you choke on all that salt!
>>82846599
>They never finished Sonic 06
Biggest disappointment of Jon leaving.
>>82846590
>impulsive wreck
i'm sorry i assumed i covered her reasoning.
i cant wait for lapis to start verbally abusing pearl into receding into her room and not coming out for missions or to be around the others.
>>82846570
>>82846603
Is this the face of autism?
let's reminisce of the good old drawfags
Who >avoided all leaks here?
>>82846601
They're all the least stupid because none of them are remotely stupid. It's pretty obvious that most big Gems are fusions, and that the Diamonds discourage fusion as a means of maintaining power and control. They couldn't be as powerful as they are if they weren't fusions. Unless strength is determined by how hard a Gem is.
>>82846462
>>82846449
Social Justice Universe
>>82846682
That is incredibly outdated.
>>82846658
Lapis flies around the world with Steven.
>>82846682
>remove /ss/neepole
honestly I haven't seen pearlven in a long time
>>82846670
>Rose Quartz body pillow
heh
>>82846601
the white diamond fusion theory explains why there's still a white diamond in the authority and why her gem is depicted on both her head and her chest
the blue diamond theory explains those extra arms behind the screen, why lapis's diamond is bisected and why the sea spire is full of fusion statues, but most of that can be explained away by the existence of gems who just have extra arms
The pink diamond theory makes no sense
So White it is
>>82846671
but gems come in all sorts of inhuman sizes anon. The heaven and earth beetles were palm-sized and the gem shards from secret team had some arms bigger than pearl
>>82846639
>implying Steven would ever act that way
DELETE THIS
>>82846639
pearl doesnt even do anything wrong most of the time, she only fused with garnet because someone strong was paying attention to her for once. any other time she fucks up is because she gets overwhelmed which is part of her personality.
>>82846713
I mean, I don't really expect Same Old World to have much substance. It's probably going to be just "Worldbuilding: The Episode".
>>82846625
We don't live in a perfect world, anon. Shit sucks. I miss Jon too.
>>82846252
>only one of my players would be up for this
I don't care how long it takes, I'm going to run a SU game. Thanks for all your hard work anon.
>/trash/ is earth.
>>82846066
i find that the episodes with giant head give me a bit of a chill
>>82846682
i miss this picture so much andoh god... WATCH OUT CONNIE!!along with reminder that steven farted
>>82846645
>>82846661
>>82846670
You don't really know what drawfag means, do you?I miss Secret.
>>82846729
The second Pearl let Steven fall without helping him she became worst gem and a terrible mother in my book. Fuck her problems, Steven could have lost grip and died.
Peridots already a better mom than Pearl is.
add yellow diamond to who cares
>>82846727
Gara thrives on OOC
>>82846729
Pearl is condescending to every human except connie, brainwashed connie into wanting to die for steven, brought steven into space in a ship made of junk even though he can't breathe, and lied to have sex (which by current standards is considered rape)
>>82846770
Happy to hear it. I'm a petty man, and do this pretty much entirely for the acknowledgement of the anons.
>>82846786
that was so many episodes ago who cares, she's completely changed since then, are you retarded?
>>82846726
What extra arms behind the screen are you talking about?
>>82846787
>Having steven as your waifuDon't you touch that pure angel til he's good and ready
>>82846729
she is a clingy depressive insecure little wreck and now that lapis is there to bully her steven might be able to grow as a person instead of having an overprotective fake mother holding him down.
>>82846295
I hope you follow him into the grave
>>82846726
Actually, those were due to shape-shifting and being corrupted. But let's say they can come in all sorts of shapes. Why haven't we seen any bigger than Jasper that have been confirmed single gemed?
>>82846777
now that giant head is due to katie mitroff
>>82846812
>is condescending to every human
Oh you mean just like the majority of the people posting here.
>>82846787
shit i forgot about blue diamond and the other pearls
ill just make another one later
>>82846840
>Lapis is best gemfu
>>82846787
God tier:
>lapis
Great tier:
>Pearl
>peridot
Okay tier:
>garnet
>sapphire
Who cares tier
>ruby
>rose
>YD
Shit tier:
>jasper
>amethyst
>steven
>>82846786
Technically, Steven was never in any real danger as he had mastered using his bubble by that point.
>>82846812
>>82846786
>>82846639
>>82846605
>>82846572
>>82846571
>>82846570
>>82846560
>>82846543
>>82846535
>>82846529
>>82846504
As the Perifag from earlier I want to aplogize for ruining the thread
And want to make it clear Peridot is best gem
>>82846787
i completely agree with this one for once
>>82846787
Is it time for sexiest gems/human charts?
>>82846859
feels like everyone here has forsaken their sug folders
guess I'll just keep dumping for everyone's sake
>>82846866
kill you're self
>>82846257
I'd like fan art of the gems as ginyu's crew from DBZ and the homeworld gems as vegetas crew... holy shit... lapis is raditz, jasper is nappa, and peridot is vegeta.... am i on to something?
>>82846866
>putting lapis into god tier
stopped reading there, put pearl and peridot with her and it may be a perfect list.
>>82846842
The gem shards were neither corrupted nor shapeshifted (with the exception of the two at the ends) and the geode beetles had tiny furnished houses from before they were corrupted
>>82846876
fuck you
>>82845973
Why is everyone obsessing over one stupid frame of Lamar's huge Perihair but nobody seems to complain about how inconsistent they are with Lapis?
The Barn Mates leak is something I can take, even though it wasn't that great either, but in the Empire City preview she's just all over the place between the scenes.
>>82846771
Still the best edit out there
>>82846876
well thanks for being an autist.
>>82846917
Because no one gives a fuck about Lapis
>>82846891
>>82846013
overhated and underrated
>>82846493
Stop making the rest of us look bad you twat.
Why, why the fuck does every character I like have to be tied to the most obnoxious fuckers in the fanbase? I like Pearl, Pearlfags were the worst fuckers on this board. Peridot comes along and I really like Peridot, and now Perifags come along and usurp Pearlfags as the worst, but Pearlfags are still terrible so now I have two characters I like where others are the most retarded fans in this place.
It's like I'm cursed never to talk about characters I like because everyone else is sick to death of hearing about them thanks to the other fuckers.
>>82846884
you forgot steven under sexy as fuck
>>82846891
god, that goes from heartwarming to heart wrenching in seconds
>>82846827
Garnet or even fucking Amethyst wouldn't have done that. For some reason Pearlfags can't see past her flat board of a body to see that Pearl is a shit person.
It's inexcusable to let a child nearly fall to his death you fucking waifufag.
>>82846884
>Jasper in the most sexy category
>implying you wouldn't fuck the shit out of Vidalia
Why areopal and rosedenied any more character development/history?
>>82846927
honestly this. too many characters are being added in during one season, and peridot turned out to be a mini pearl copy and lapis (who is a pearl design copy) is just going to be le angsty overpowered retard.
thanks sugar.
>>82846951
If there was any real danger she would have helped him. Do you even watch the show? Do they have to make a scene for everything so you fucking faggots stop complaining?
lapis will bully the pearl. make the pearl cry and hurt her feelings.
>>82846951
garnet would just punch things and amethyst would shape shift into your dead lover. see how easy it is to simplify things?
What's this thread's thoughts on Katie Mitroff
>Season 1A
various oddjobs, boarded the clarence episode Clarence Gets a Girlfriend with Erica Jones (clarence was script driven at first)
>Season 1B (partnered with Hilary Florido)
Secret Team
Alone Together (with rebecca)
The Test
Maximum Capacity (with rebecca)
Open Book
Political Power
>Season 2
>With Hillary
Joy Ride
Extended Intro (with Joe and Jeff)
Unboxing short
We Need to Talk (with Rebecca)
>solo
Fusion short
Lion short
>with Lamar
Onion Friend
When it Rains
The Answer
Steven's Birthday
>>82846933
My apology is genuine.
I really don't mean to cast a negative light on the character, sorry if I did that. Actually I was just learning through imitation; this all started when I said "Worst Gem" which is very common on this general
You made me feel bad anon, and I'll stop. I see what you mean
>>82846979
If she doesn't have the fucking instincts to get over herself and help a falling child than she is a terrible person. You don't keep crying over your shit and leave a kid dangling off a vine. She can't see the future like Garnet can.
>>82846884
>Connie and Sapphire not in Sexy as Fuck catagory
>>82846951
in pearls slight defense it was probably the first time she ever thought about killing herself if you look at the scene after when she's riding lion with steven with the "maybe i could actually shatter myself" look
>>82847002
She's good. I love her original artwork more than her drawings on the show, i think she drew a pearl/rose picture that i loved.
>>82847010
>>82847002
can we all agree on the fact that pearl would look better as a blue pearl.
>>82846866
>>82846787
>THE "GET YOUR ROCKS" WAIFU POWER RANKINGS CHART SPONSORED BY PEPSI-CO
>Bro tier
Garnet
>Great tier
Lapis, Pearl, Peridot
>Good tier
Ruby, Sapphire, Rose
>Meh tier
Jasper, Amethyst
>Shit tier
Steven
>>82847019
Those muchacho tutatos are to big for this plate of fresh eggs, you scumbug
>tfw pearl will never go through a mental breakdown again and yell FUCK right infront of steven
>>82847023
It was more of a "I can't believe this shit just happened" look
>>82847068
>>82846954
young vidalia maybe
>>82846129
I fucking hate it when artists stick these stupid brands from probably fuckall LA on these characters. They look so out of place it's not even funny.
"Gangsta rap made me do it"? Really? How fucking white are you, Jesus Christ.
Y'all wonder why niggas hate us.
>>82847057
More creepy pearl pls?
>>82847077
>>82847057
tfw pearl will never_____________FUCK_____________steven
>>82847077
>>82847093
>>82847113
>>82847083
>How fucking white are you, Jesus Christ.
>Y'all wonder why niggas hate us.
cringe
bully the pearl, hurt her feelings.
>>82847101
tfw pearl will never fuck mayor dewey
>>82847078
>not wanting soft, experienced MILF booty
you must be one of those homosexuals I've heard so much about
>>82847131
i bet they ended up together in sugar's original script but they had to change it after the backlash on tumblr about PEARL IS A FUCKING LESBIAN REEEEEE
remind pearl that she was defective from the moment she spoke up.
So, does garnet actually exist? are Ruby and Sapphire just pretending to be one person, or are ruby and sapphire garnet's subconscious
>>82846902
What if we put Pearl and Peridot IN her, via fusion?
>>82846954
I'm actually a heterosexual female but for some reason find giant gems and fusions attractive. Humans and human sized gems are a shit. I should probably move Opal up one on my chart.
>>82847158
Shes not a lesbian shes just in love with stevens dead mom in a very platonic way.
>>82847102
bruh what the FUCK are those????
>>82847113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
why the fuck is everyone foccusing on just pearl's sadness? she has other emotion you fucking plebs
>>82847168
Pearl is physically defective anon. Her gem is the wrong shape. Of course, amethyst is defective too seeing as how she's a dwarf
>>82847168
amethyst is just as defective, if not moreso
>>82847113
>>82847187
>le random jojo reference for reason xD
can't you go shit up /a/ instead
>>82847183
kek'd
I want Yellow Diamond to sit on me!
>>82847193
Is jealousy an emotion? Or is it just more an urge, like Hungry?
>>82847183
comfy and easy to wear footwear, anon!
>>82847158
Gee, I wonder who storyboarded Rose's Scabbard, the episode that 300%ed Pearl's attraction?
>Raven Molisee
>Paul Villeco
>Rebecca Sugar
>>82847195
do actually believe what you just wrote there champ
>>82847193
Like what?
>disgust
>envy
>sadness
>anger
Pearl is a primal animal
>>82847201
Pearl's ass crack is probably showing in this picture.
Also it'd look a lot better without that face blush.
>>82847209
kys fampai
>>82847170
Yes, when they fuse, they create a completely seperate entity that is based on the components. So yes, Garnet does exist. Although it's just my take. So don't take it like the gospel.
>>82847222
that's kinda hot
>>82847195
>>82847197
remind pearl that she's not so tough without someones skirt to hide behind or arm to cling around. make it to where she wont make eye contact with steven or the other gems because she's ashamed of herself and her insesant behavior.
>>82847235
>kys fampai
this is the intellectual level I expect from JoJoFAGS
you guys is all fags, I'm taking my cool pictures elsewheres
>all this autism/hate toward a fictional character
Are the generals for this show always like this?
>>82847252
what the fuck is wrong with you, fuck off with you
>>82847262
yo i just realized jasper, amethyst and RQ are all the same game race
>>82847232
Can you please stop bullying my waifu? She's been through a lot recently and doesn't deserve anymore hate.
Thank you.
>>82847286
nigga this is all of 4chan
>>82847262
>DA
kek, alright
>>82846891
>wow
Did that fucker forget the first rule of comics????? GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>82847154
>you will never be happily alone, living in ignorance and innocence, amid the dead ruins of the Kindergarten
>>82847193
the post-pilot pre-show designs were the best in my opinion. Garnet's headscarf was cool and Pearl was absolutely adorable
>>82847217
Pearl's gem is visibly oblong compared to bloople and the grinch. Amtheyst literally has a birth defect. Did you see how big the other amethyst was in Sworn To The Sword? she should have been a full head taller than rose, instead she's 6 gamecubes tol
>>82847248
It's really inconsistent. Opal, Stevonnie and Sugilite seem to have a single brain, while Rainbow Quartz, alexandrite and malachite have independent minds. Garnet seems to be type 1 but the second time she fused she qwopped rather than walked. Maybe that was just because she wasn't used to being so topheavy since both her components were so stout.
Sardonyx is kind of weird too
>>82845994
Shes too sexual! Change her pose!
>>82846927
>>82846977
Wait, really? I was sure everyone was waiting for Lapis to make a comeback
That aside, that still doesn't have much to do with the glaring art inconsistency in all the scenes we've seen with her, does it
>>82847325
What's the first rule
>>82847045
>>82846866
>Steven
>shit tier
K Y S
Y
S
that feeling when stevony is rip and nobody feels the same
>>82847296
>pearl is for bully and mistreat.
i'll use this analogy in regards to pearl:
would you try to fix a wrench that busted on you or do you just go to the store and buy another?
>>82847364
Woah, woah. Steven is best gem but a shit waifu, son.
>>82846929
>for the longest time I thought you were the other type of indian. I wanted to ask you to teach me how to rain dance
fucking lost
Character Tiers.
God Tier:
Garnet
Ruby
Steven
Peedee
Sardonyx
Greg
Nanefua
Great Tier:
Peridot
Lapis
Jasper
Sadie
Ronaldo
Vidalia
Centipeetle
Good Tier:
Connie
Onion
Rose Quartz
Amethyst
Pearl
Opal
Kiki
Yellowtail
MAY-OR DEW-EY
Barb
Stevonnie
Okay Tier:
Jenny
Mr. Fryman
Sapphire
Blue Pearl
Mr. Smiley
Mr. Maheswaran
Blue Diamond
Rainbow Quartz
Malachite
Jamie
Lars
Bad Tier:
Morty
Kevin
Kofi
Sourcream
Buck
Dr. Maheswaran
Yellow Pearl
Sugilite
Alexandrite
Disappointment Tier:
Yellow Diamond
>>82847381
>first world problems
So it seems to be going like this with the gems.
Original CGs:
Moms, besides Amy I guess.
New additions:
Sisters.
Lapis is the cool older sister and Peri seems to be the nerdy sister.What will that make Jasper?
>>82847381
I think Jasper should have a scene where she personally bullies Pearl a little bit, what do you think?
>>82847325
You mean it being redundant? Eh, it keeps it in character, without the "wow" it'd be way too edgy
>>82847187
>>82847209
>Tfw everyone refers to Roundabout as a JoJo song these days, but I've been into Yes and liked this song since way before that
Feels good having superior taste. Also, have some semi-deep cut Yes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmUAsU2eXI
>>82847362
Show, don't tell. That speech bubble of "wow" not only breaks the composition of the panel, but it breaks the poignancy by telling the reader to feel something. Not to mention it's wierd because when people get hyper-emotional by themselves, they usually don't say anything. Shit, people don't say "wow" to themselves. They really say it just loud enough for somebody else to hear so it's known that they're amazed. It's just an amateurish mistake ruining an otherwise brilliant comic.
>>82845973
Need more thick Peridot.
>>82847424
it should be her and lapis with lapis being the one with the most cutting remarks.
a great way to keep her ptsd in check is if she's off by herself in her room not bothering anyone.
>>82847437
>not being into Yes because of Homeworld
>>82847436
MODS
>>82847471
thx I didn't want to reply to that shit. MODS!
>>82847131
Pearl will never take the Murdercock
>>82847405
>all this shit taste
Fucking shit, Para. And stop saving small images of cute drawings. Shame.
>>82847158
Pearl falling in love with a human--especially a conceited asshole--is directly contradictory to her character.
>>82846839
One day
Don't you worry your pretty little head
>>82847418
Above that shit
>>82847448
i got you, my dude
>>82847448
Time to scrape the bottom of the barrel
>>82847448
>>82846252
Just mention here if you gonna post that in /tg/. I wanna see how they react
>>82847524
Why are so obsessed with image size?
>>82847593
I've gotten mixed reactions leaning positive when I've put single pages up over there, but most just ignore it.
>>82847448
>>82847573
thick short girls
>>82847592
>UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
>>82847448
Need Peridot using liquid peridotite to make herself thicker.
>>82847593
For most of SU's history posting relevant shit on /tg/ gets you treated like any other /tg/ relevant content.
>>82847712
Only if.
america
>>82847779
Wrong thread mate.
Goodnight thread
>>82847858
Goodnight anon
Post funniest moments in the show so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUxdNgvT-8
>>82847779
Fuck, yeah!
Comin' to save the Motherfucking day, yeah!
I got strange looks when I started singing this with a co-worker.
>>82847573
>>82847592
Who the fuck did this? It's amazing.
>>82847854
it's such a pretty cat though
>>82846645
>>82846661
>>82846670
Man I haven't seen a new Havesomemoore comic in ages
what the hell is he up to? His tumblr is full of furry characters
>tfw you tested to board on this show
>tfw you could have had anons name a thread after your shitty boarding
why live
>>82847971
Let's see that submission, anon.
>>82847971
More shows to test for. More boards to suck ass at.
>>82847880
Shirt Club may have been a pretty mediocre episode as a whole, but the climax of this episode is one of the funniest moments in the series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxaR2hYsOfg
>>82847890
blushmallet
Required following for any Peri- and Lapisfag
>>82847325
>>82847442
man that's retarded
you are retarded
why is there so many retarded people on these threads lately?
>>82847999
He does the Poles, too
>>82848013
>Pearls as poles
Then who's the Germany?
>>82847989
>I've been... shirt.
Every time
>>82847982
it was a few years ago, they are very bad!
but i think of what if a lot because i love what the show became. i just wish could be part of it!
>>82848033
On a related note, does anyone have those pics where someone drew the gems over that old looney tune "In der fuhrer's face"?
>>82838676
http://pastebin.com/H8cLudps
>>82848045
You just want to be a part of theirshow. What? You expecting the addams family?
>>82847989
This fucking scene man, I completely forgot about it
Had a dream last night that I was watching an episode where Jasper came back, but you could tell it wasn't Jasper because her gem was in a different place, and that was the twist
>>82847999
I hate Lapis, but I'll follow him.
Know any good artists for lewd Amy or Garnet?
reminder that connie is for fug and hug. why haven't you accepted her as your waifu?
>>82848133
Because she's 11
>>82847193
It's the sufferfags who insist on that Pearl is suffering, that she's sad and that it won't get better for her. Ignore them, they're pessimistic apathists.
>Five minutes into flying around the world and she gives you this look
>>82848155
Besides, being Pearl is an emotional roller coaster.
Being Lapis? THAT is suffering.
>>82847418
>Original CGs:
>Moms, besides Amy I guess.
Are you implying Steven is a mom?
Jasper is for ______
>>82848147
12 and 3/4 anon. I don't mind her age
>>82848159
>Why is your gem glowing?
>Oh, you know. In case you wanted to... put something into it.
>What, like a sword?
>Oh, you could definitely stab it.
>>82848196
tsundere
>>82848181
>Steven Jr. is NOT actually Steven's son. He's a goat.
What the FUCK.
>>82848196
abandoning
>>82848033
Obviously Rose.
She drives a tank straight into her heart.
With a swift decapitation strike circumventing the main defense lines and covering
200 miles at nightfall
Taken within a day
Thus earning the name, earning the fame
They are the
Crystal elite
Born to compete
Never retreat
Rose Division
>>82848212
Lapis is pretty damn thirsty
>>82848196
Training Steven.
>>82848244
in case you wondered if he fucked the goat
>>82848274
He's a GOAT though?
>>82846129
She blames Peridot for forcing her to come back to Earth so I'm sure her mood sours when she learns they'll be living together.
The real question is what does Steven do that convinces her to stay instead of flying off to some other planet.
>Finally got around in watching the episodes
Really Peridot/Rebecca Fugly-Ass Suger? An N64 controller? Fucking nerds.
>>82848289
Steven isn't a goat, but Steven Jr. is. He's adopted.
>>82848133
I like Connie just fine but it's impossible to sexualize her because it reminds me of creepy guys on /sug/.
>>82846891
>w I want to stat Pearl out. Is she Worker, or Aris
I didn't ask for these feels Anon.Dammit
>>82848304
The gems get free land and utilities and a blind eye from the taxman, but otherwise steven doesn't seem to be too rich in luxuries beyond greasy junk food.
>>82848304
>being a butt-mad Sony owner
Welp, goodnight, /sug/. I need some shuteye. Remember to eat your greens, and stay clean
>>82848304
JUSTuse the d pad fag
>>82848297
Maybe we start with a heartfelt apology.
And then we go on to a song about putting the Dorito back down without breaking her in half.
Bests artists for lewd Garnet (or Amy)? It's hard to find non-gay art.
And does anyone else have trouble jerking it to Garnet knowing that's she's 2 midget lesbians that hate men?
>>82848437
>using d-pad for movement in a 3d space
>>82848304
She is a meme character of course she is going to use meme like this >>82848437
>>82848315
she's adorable even if you don't like her in that way. and she's a nice character too. most of those guys are shitposters though
>>82848451
>And does anyone else have trouble jerking it to Garnet knowing that's she's 2 midget lesbians that hate men?
No, but I just jerk it to Garnet fucking Steven and thinking that he's an exception.
>>82848461
She is a self centered bitch and Steven deserves much better
>>82846891
You know, they say any comic can have the last line replaced by 'jesus christ, what an asshole' without compromising the meaning
>>82848336
Ok why does my browser paste random text in my replies?
>>82848486
You seem like you're projecting a bit.
>>82848508
>projecting
that makes no sense in this situation
>>82846891
so before steven she molested loli amy?
>>82848468
I've only seen one pic with Garnet and Steven.
You read smut? I find that hard to do with cartoon characters.
What we need is a slut AU, VHSscrooge/VHSdaii had a good one but he never did anymore art.
>>82848451
>>82848468
eyy f a mhttps://e621.net/post/show/782623/alien-amethyst_-steven_universe-animated-butt-duo-
>>82848552
Nigga I specifically said non-gay art
>>82848451
Jerking to cartoons
>degenerate
>>82846929
to be fair the movie version of to kill a mocking bird is still pretty good
>>82848520
Yes it does? You know what projecting is right?
>>82847437
The fucking Roundabout/To Be Continued meme doesn't even make sense. JoJo never ended on a cliffhanger that was a hardstop of someone mid-action.
>>82848584
but I wasn't being attacked or anything so I had no reason to defend myself
>>82848486
any examples of that? looks like we're talking about completely different characters
>>82848196
Falling
>>82848077
Sorry not sorry
>>82848611
What are you talking about? That post was projecting because it seemed to be assigning a personality trait that Connie doesn't seem to have and condemning her character for a characterization that's not really portrayed in the show.
>>82848634
first episode after the alien attack
when Steven avoids her and she can only say "But then I would go back at having no friends!" showing that she only cares about herself, also all her interest in steven is only because he is the only one that gives a crap about her
and the swordfighting lesson were literally brainwashing so they don't count
>>82848536
>You read smut?
Not any Garven smut, no. It does help having a collection of Garven porn, though.
http://m.imgur.com/hoquVjC,S0M6OBS,lSN1RQk,gCdVLFW,LPmcv3w,3HX3NtW,9a2J4X9,usv9DUN,g4PJ6ah,ZBWW3vn,abIDu6M,nkoZRoU,cNQ7uoU,ufPtG4g,TQeWCf1,JGTLMj2
>>82847437
JoJo is what got me into Yes, I really love their stuff. I'm gonna go to their concert in Berlin this week.
>>82848579
nothing gay about licking lower lips.
>>82848672
Man it's too bad none of these are good
I wonder what it is about SU that makes so many porn artists shy away
>>82848552
That Rose Quartz had better be Steven using shapeshifting.
>>82848666
Wow, that's what you got from that? I mean I guess? I think she was just saying that to let Steven know that if they started avoiding each other because of this, it wouldn't help her at all and she'd be worse off too. Especially because Steven is her best/only friend and she doesn't want to lose him.
Lapis and Peridot are going to be involved with the townie bomb right?
We aren't going to have 6/8 episodes and no homeworld gems surely?
>>82848738
I disagree, but I've got pretty good imagination so I don't really need porn.
>>82848772
My imagination got shattered into a billion pieces at some point, I can barely read novels anymore cause I keep a clear image in my head.
>>82848666
See all that self-denial, insisting Steven is the only good thing in her life?
Selfish bitch.
And all that shit about laying down her life for him without hesitation?
Doesn't count.
>>82848251
Jasper is going to fall through the Earth and land on top of the cluster where she will pop the bubble.
We haven't seen the last of her.
>>82848755
>Especially because Steven is her best/only friend and she doesn't want to lose him.
exactly, it's a selfish relationship.
if she had other friends she wouldn't care that much about Steven
>>82848825
There's this concept called a best friend, surely you've heard of it, yes?
>>82848666
>telling your friends you care about losing them is a is a bad thing.
really?
she was letting him know that avoid her would hurt her much more.
they care and support each other. do you have any friends anon?
>>82848825
Man, are you dense.
Steven is trying to cut her out to protect her and she basically tells him no, she accepts any danger that comes with him.
She basically agreed to follow him to the end of the world, which she doubled down on by trying to be useful to Steven with the sword.
Dude, she almost subservient to him.
>>82848888
That anon probably has a shitton of rules about what a 'true friend' does and doesn't do instead of letting people be themselves and enjoying the company of people that are good to be around.
>>82848261
Those yaoi hands
>>82848853
doesn't really mean much when your "best" friend is also your "only" friend
>>82848888
except the actual quote and phrasing puts the focus on her. "I" would go back to not having friends. It's not a "you matter to me because" it's showing concern only about her situation.
>>82848904
I see you have no other argument then petty insults, I am not surprised to be honest. Also your interpretation of the events is all over the place and I doubt you fully understood the swordfighting episode.
>>82848888
I fucking love that sword.
Is the picture a reference of sorts?
>>82848923
>doesn't really mean much when your "best" friend is also your "only" friend
Yes, it does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0JGHkD1PXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSaoXwQzHnY
aivi & surasshu hacks?
>>82848923
Jesus, you are bad at people.
You don't talk to them much, do you?
>>82848972
this coming from the guy that can't have a civil and normal discussion without resorting to insults, implications and random accusations that have no relevance with the matter being discussed
>>82848923
Ok, let's say you're right about her being selfish because Steven is her only friend.
She still talks to him on the phone constantly
Watches TV shows with him
Plays duets with him
Has romantic dances with him
Fuses with him
Has entire roleplays with him in a world made of magic
Accepts his differences
Fights for him
Goes to the ends of the earth for him
Even if Connie's friends with Steven simply because she doesn't want to be alone, it should be worth noting that Connie has gone above and beyond the call of friendship. And if her fear of loneliness is her true reason, well that's not really too bad of a trade-off.
>>82847131
Ew no
>>82848923
steven put the focus on her. and she told him her feelings about that. what's so hard to understand?
in the end they agreed to be there for the other. how can you say that isn't true friendship?
Go sick, /sug/
>no Cloud Connie to hold you down
>>82849079
Fuck you, I was sick last week and I am not gonna get sick again.
>>82849079
I'M SICK
>>82848964
https://soundcloud.com/win-and-tonic/creep-universe-radiohead-vs-steven-universe
>>82847448
no probs f a m
>>82849102
>>82849137
Ok at this point i'm starting to wonder if 'Go Sick' is purely australian slang
>>82845973
Whoever makes the next thread, changes EPISODES to EPISODE. and delete all of the [Embed]s. There's no need to be so unprofessional
>>82848941
nah
>>82849082
>tfw you want a strong, forceful woman who dwarfs you in size
>tfw 6'5"
>>82847448
Will this do, senpai?
>>82849188
What, like as a verb? As in throw up? I always thought that one was english.
>>82849188
I wouldn't know, I'm European.
>>82849199
you always can cut off your legs
>>82849210
>>82849211
It basically means
'Have fun, do whatever you want'
'Go crazy'
'Go nuts'
It's essentially telling people to get creative and do whatever.
>point taken, i'll stop using it
>>82849199
I know that pain.
I want an anal Amazon to pin me into the cushions and peg my sissy ass.
Too bad I'm a huge Teutonic warrior hero.
Guess I'll have to settle for a chick that blows me standing.
>>82849226
Shit, maybe.
Just once, I'd like to be the right height to properly nestle my head into that sweet underboob groove.
>>82849251
Kneel, then.
>Peridot then
>Firing.gif
>Peridot now
>KAPOWIE!!1
What went wrong?
>>82849261
I kneel before no one. Neither king nor god.
>>82849268
Limb enhancers.
>>82849082
>tfw everyone is talking about how sweet is steven and connie relationship and you remember you'll never have someone like her
>>82849268
freedom
>>82849268
>>82849282
Or she flipped it when her ship went down. That's the point I remember she started to act more and more crazy.
I ship adult Steven with Pearl so that she can be happy.
>>82849268
She became popular so pandering started
>>82849268
you became even more gay
>>82849268
They were writing her like this when she was introduced, was planned from the start
>>82849308
I ship pearl with wine so she can be happy
ok, but what happens if peridot needs to scratch her hand or her foot and is wearing her enhancers?
>>82849079
>>82849268
she got stuck on a place that was always potentially a few minutes away from exploding with her on it
>>82849268
They needed their Invader Zim rip off
>>82849348
Gems don't naturally need to do things like that, the CGs only do more human things because they've shape-shifted their insides to experience life like humans do.
fresh Pearls made to order
>>82849372
>>82849268
Reminder that Lamar wrote the KERPLOWIE episode
>>82849389
UNF THINNER
Quick late night Clonnie after all this Connie talk.
>>82849182
>>82849201
hell yeah
>>82849408
desu i like connie talk more than connie lewds
>>82849194
>thatfilename.mkv
honk honk
>>82849378
they sweat, cry and salivate. lapis cries and she's not a CG, peri gets sweaty when she's nervous. im sure they can get itchy
>>82845973
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>>82846489
>>82849505
That ass is true to life.
Oh my we slipped off the first page there a bit
>>82849268
Peridot becomes unstable in real life when exposed to Sunlight/Funlight
I hope him and Peedle show up in Monster Reunion.
>>82849747
>him
>>82849756
Fuck you.
>>82849268
Gems are highly impressionable and she spends all her time with a literal child.
>>82849747
You know, I can see Armstrong being very good at sign language.
>>82849747
>forgetting the other dude
Crap i forgot his name
Also why do people (at least on /co/) call these two male anyways?
Good night, Sug.
>>82849818
Night yoto, cute Peri.
>>82849813
>Crap i forgot his name
Lefty.
>Also why do people (at least on /co/) call these two male anyways?
I couldn't honestly tell you.
>>82849813
Armstrong on the left, no idea of the other.
>>82849813
Big guy is called Lefty.
Mostly because they gems they used to be are dead and gone combined with the masculine growls and moans they emitted during the episode helped establish a male identity for those that prefer it.
>>82847201
Feels like the artist was really trying to drive it in that shes only wearing external clothes.
... somehow the idea that her form is naked is... very appealing
>>82849850
One on the right is called Lefty, see if you can guess why.
>>82847361
Its just a vocal minority
>>82849813
because they lack any Female characteristics, (wider hips, smaller waists, breasts) and Lefty has a VERY male silhouette.
also, armstrong is called a he because the joke name was too good to not use, and armstrong is a masculine name, so they became (at least in /co/'s eyes) refered to as He's
>>82849871
I'm kind of waiting for us to get an isolated image of Clover from Gem Drill to be honest.
>>82849885
STANDING HERE
>>82846204
Anon I love you.
>>82846304
Die in a fire.
>>82847195
She's not defective in any physical way. As Peridot put it, she's a fancy one. She's defective because she defected
>>82849895
This armstrong>that armstrong
>>82849908
FMA Armstrong > All Armstrongs
>>82846304
someone explain this meme and the autism behind it pls
>>82849892
I hope so too, we haven't gotten any model sheets in a while actually.
Is it weird that I'm getting attached to all these clusters as much as the actual characters?
Anybody want a custom Pearl sketch? If so gimme the deets
>>82849938
Pearl getting traumatised by a pearl necklace gifted to her.
>>82849938
A Pearl made for Steven after he becomes Pink Diamond.
>>82849938
A forced fusion of Pearl, Blue Pearl, Yellow Pearl, and Holo Pearl?
>>82849938
/r/ pearl pic related
what's she saying /sug/ ?
>>82849947
>>82849938
Whoops i got it really wrong fuck me.
Overbearing Assistant/Receptionist pearl
>>82849998
She watches Steven sleeping because she's protective of him.
>>82849998
>>82849747
>Steven uses his telepathy to enter the corrupted gems and zombie gems minds and heals them from the inside.
Yes pls.
>>82849998
thanks to the ass grab anon.
>>82849949
>>82849938
Bloople being beefier than Jasper?
Why is Steven fat? Did the gem's overfed him? Why is he retarded in the 1st season?
How does she go from happy and fine in SOW to bitch in the next episode?
When is she coming back /sug/?
>>82850190
Only Steven makes her happy right now.
>>82849998
>>82850167
>>82850007
>>82850190
Visiting Jersey would do that to anybody.
>>82850190
Because she has to live with a goblin that bullied her.
>>82850190
She is a spoiled bitch with constant mood swings.
I would say drugs but this is a kids show
>>82850229
Damn.
Would not want to be close to that pearl.
good job 10/10
>>82850100
Looks great, thanks!
>>82850224
not baiting, seriously though i really dont like Steven earlier seasons. i started watching when lapis got introduced
>>82850190
She didn't know Peridot was with them in Same Old World.
>>82849938
a pearl that can never be allowed to wear shoes and is extremely uncomfortable at every moment.
>>82849079
>>82849908
why didn't you save her
>>82850309
>Steven, you've created a time paradox!
Are the french episodes going to release with english audio? Or are we going to have to watch a sub of a bad dub?
>>82849908
Brad. It's not your fault.
>>82850341
English audio will be out, but I don't know how quick it'll be out though.
https://youtu.be/84Ln-5E29Vk
>the cluster: early years
>>82850371
Ty familia.
Anyone knows what time and day they will air?
>>82850167
>Why is Steven fat?
Did you even saw his parents? He was destined to be a fat fuck the moment he was conceived.
Why he so short however will be a very good question. He kinda supposed to be fat AND tall.
>>82850306
>>82850431
thankies
>>82850415
>Why he so short however will be a very good question. He kinda supposed to be fat AND tall
He's a fucking child.
>>82850414
it airs 8.20pm in France, and they are 5 hours ahead of EST
http://www.programme-tv.net/programme/chaine/2016-05-21/programme-cartoon-network-41.html
Meaning it'll start 3:20pm EST
>>82850488
Edit: actually it starts 2:20pmcEST, they are 6 hours ahead
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>82850488
>>82850505
Cool, thanks for helping a nigga out
>>82850260
>>82850268
>>82850442
Np, this is good practice guys
Anyone want a catalog-style Pearl?
>>82850545
>'He's a pirate' starts playing
>>82847168
>tfw maintenance tech and depressed
>>82850545
Light plum maybe?
>>82846100
>she did nothing wrong
Suck a dick, lapisfag.
>>82850618
let's not forget all the wildlife and economies she killed by sucking all the water away
>>82850545
I'd like to see Red Pearl.
>>82846658
I did. I don't like to be spoiled.
>>82850568
>>82850618
this still bugs me man
>>82850655
Dats amazing famili
I luv it
>>82850488
Does anybody know if misseps will be able to get the previews from the french servers?
>>82846986
And then Pearl will go all Sheldon on her ass.
>>82850625
And it doesn't even make sense. The tower wasn't THAT tall and it was maybe 135 m in diameter.
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/4ddn2i/how_high_was_lapis_tower/
so who here actually collects rocks now? i have a nice piece of amethyst that i cant remember where or when i got and i kinda want to get as much of the crew as possible
>>82847989
That slide back into the shadows gets me every time.
>>82850660
IT SHOULD.
The only excuse I can think of is that her gem was cracked, but Amethyst's gem was cracked, too and while she started looking and talking weird, her essential personality remained the same.
Plus: when she was healed, did she apologize? Did she thank him? Well, okay, I think she said 'thanks' but then she just flew off and let the tower drop.
Shouldn't there have been a tsunami, btw?
Bottom line: Lapis gets a handwave, but she is far more morally questionable than Jasper. Jasper is supposed to be a warrior and the Gems are most assuredly her enemies.
>>82847083
WE
>>82850702
are there people that seriously think it was the entire ocean? i never got that vibe, remotely. you'd think there wouldn't massive worldwide attention over the entire fucking ocean turning into a tower?
>>82850702
This is only slightly more autistic than the game theory video that calculated the real world value of Mario coins.
>>82850735
i was thinking that the water constructs had a mind of their own, or (even more flimsy) lapis didnt know drowning was bad for humans.
peridot tried to kill steven, sure, but at least her redemption was gradual and people saw her as a threat. here steven is riding on lapis's back and giggling right away
Post long-haired Peridot.
>>82845973
>hot dog dufflebag
what happened to cheeseburger backpack?
>>82850739
wuz
>>82850415
>He was destined to be a fat fuck the moment he was conceived.
so it was genetics? the fatsos from tumblr was right
>>82850743
I don't want to sound condescending but considering how fuild works if there was no water on the coast and they were able to travel on land to the tower it means she sucked all the water around it
>>82850720
Good luck with the pearl, ruby and sapphire.
Sardonyx, jasper, rose quartz, lapis lazuli amethyst and sugilite are inexpensive.
Opal and peridot are more pricy.
Forget entirely about the alexandrite.
As for the diamond...
>>82850764
Steven has too many bad memories associated with it, he needed something fresh
>>82850749
Thank you.
>>82850756
>lapis didnt know drowning was bad for humans
Impossible: then she wouldn't have tried it. And if her water constructs have a mind of their own, she is still fully culpable. Would Steven not feel guilty if the watermelons killed a person?
>>82850778
it's more likely the crew doesn't know how water works twobehonest. also im assuming moses type shit, given the obvious visual parallels.
>>82850589
The hands in this show are great, it's rare to see a five-finger cartoon where the hands are done right.
>Empire City sneak peak
So let me get this straight. Lapis is glad to be in the company of Steven again and yet she wants to live on her own?
>>82850809
Shit senpai, thanks! You're awfully quick at this stuff, that's nice
>>82846560
Poor Pearl. Her mind must be a mess, war, loss, love and life all merging into a mush of meaninglessness. ptsd is a shit.
>>82850008
dont believe his lies
Is it coincidental that the war paint here makes it look like Steven is blushing?
>>82850828
She just most likely doesnt wanna live with the other gems, which is why its really gonna suck when she finds out Peridot is gonna live with her too.
WACKY ROOMATE
>>82850852
That's Ian though, he's usually pretty cool afaict
>>82849195
Best human in show hands down.Except hairy legs
>>82850458
>14 yo
>>82849938
Pearl thinking about oysters lewdly
>>82850897
Who's just entered puberty due to late blooming.
>>82850897
Wasnt there an episode that showed that he stopped physically aging for years after he turned 8?
>>82850870
Most girls would get hairy legs after spending an extended period of time stranded on a desert island.
>>82850923
watch it again
>>82850923
That was a thing, I don't know what canon is for his aging since previously he changed his age and personality according to his feelings.
>>82850923
stopped aging at the age of eight, but still racking in those birthday points
everyones going to be saying 'hes just a kid' when hes 100yrs old cause he looks it
kinda funny
>>82850846
As long as she has Steven with her, she'll be happy and will be able to recover.
>>82850967
You really think that he won't age at all? If he's gonna be 100 years, he will at least try to make himself a young adult.
>>82850630
>>82849245
>Teutonic
I searched google about 'huge teutonic warrior hero' bunch of slavs and vikings showed up. Would You like to confess somethingSven?
>>82850545>>82850993
Can you draw a Mocha Pearl, please?
>>82850967
he just stagnated for a few years probably because it reflects his mental age. he was babied and sheltered before the show began and he started going on missions. the chin hair at the end of the birthday episode was to show that everything's he's been through on the show so far had him mature a bit
he'll probably keep pace with connie's growth
>>82850967
Can someone post that comic that shows Steven growing up with Connie,then connie dies and Steven becomes a kid again?[\spoiler]
>>82850991
both birthday episodes were quite important, at least in my eyes
First birthday episode showed that even at 12yrs old he can 'die' from old age cause he 'felt that age mentally/maturely' If he wants to watch a rated R movie, he just got to feel 20yrs old
Second birthday episode showed he stopped aging at the age of eight (maybe cause his body could handle magic at that age so didnt need the feel to 'grow' any more) and hasnt aged since, id like to think its his default age
So, in the end, as long as he feels it, he will be a 1000 year old eight year old
An in-depth poll on what is the worst thing someone has done so far in the show. Choices not included were either minor or were central to creating a solution to a problem.
>>82851100
I fucking forgot the link
http://www.strawpoll.me/10235663
>>82851069
That's if he won't be able to control that power. If he does get control over it, he could change his biological age to any point in his life while he could be thousands, millions, or even billions of years old.
>>82850785
I bought a shit quality sapphire for 9.99€ on eBay, waiting for it to arrive.
At least I can play Super Fun Beach Buddies now
Lion as main character when?
>>82851113
Fug I noticed a typo
At least its kinda funny
>>82851113
you forgot Garnet telling Steven they didn't have time for games and starting his depression that almost killed him in the birthday episode
>>82851120
That's jasper in the background? Why isn't it closer to the edge?
>>82851152
Because it doesn't get up, and it doesn't get down.
>>82851150
We got to see bara Steven because of it though
>>82851069
I still don't think he would have died. I think he would have passed out, and at that point his body's survival instinct would have kicked in and returned him to his default age.
>>82851152
Kek
I think it is, I had it for years before the series aired, I just liked it
>>82849661
imma need some sauce on that
>>82851132
When everybody else in Beach City is dead.
>>82851120
make them fug
>>82851120
hot glue when
>>82851189
stones have really nice reflections and translucency to them
>>82849268
So you're telling me non of the other gems got random/pushing it a bit too much, moments before? And just look how Peridot was portraited only one episode before. Genuinely funny moments (instead of aggravating like here), installed a fucking blaster against Pearl's wishes (so there's your firing.gif) and she had very sweet and sincere moments as well. She might have childish outbursts now and than, but we're talking about a character who recently got her life turned upside. From automatic pilot drone to someone that learns to see and experience things for the first time. No wonder she might be all over the place sometimes. Also Lamar for this episode....
Doesn't mean you're not allowed to like or dislike a character. But her development is not going into the wrong direction I'd say
>>82851173
>being into bara
>>82851197
You are crushing my dreams Anon
>>82851211
after I hear from Garnet that small hand are her only weakness
>>82848179
>>82851225
Bara man on woman, yes.
>>82851025
> K A P O W I E
>>82850785
>google alexandrite to see what the stone looks like
>theres dragon dildos in the secend row of results
anyway, i already have heaps of opal. you can just pick it up off the side of the road here.
>>82851196
>>82851273
Fucking meme dorito.
I honestly cant take her seriously as a character anymore.
>>82851273
You sick monster. Do You want my processor to melt?
>>82851246
>You are crushing my dreams Anon
I am sorry.
Actually... a solo episode for Lion seems entirely possible. Just see what he's up to for a day, so mostly small stuff, sniffling around, getting in boxes, sleeping, and then in the last 90 seconds we get an insane reveal about the relationship between him and Rose. Like maybe a reveal of him as a cub in flashback, her holding him in her lap and saying something incredibly portentous. Like "One day, you're gonna save the world... or destroy it" or something.
>>82850769
GEMS
>>82851284
i knew i recognized that ass from somewhere
>>82851311outrageous
>>82851275
...Australia?
Also: WTF
>>82851309
My dreams are not crushed so much anymore Anon.
>>82851338
Steven Dragon Dildo when?
>>82851338
all at once desu
>>82851120
>I bought a shit quality sapphire for 9.99€ on eBay
>buying rocks online
nigga the only place to buy rocks is from random rock shops you come across
fuck yo stupid ass buyin rocks online
get out and see the world and buy rocks
>>82851338
yeah. if you go to the opal mining towns in the middle of fucking nowhere you can just fossick through the tailings. i found a heap of opalised seashells when i passed through on holiday
>>82851210
>>82851211
Lapis is not for sexual, she's made to suffer
>>82851364
But I can't find bad quality sapphires and rubies in stores...
>>82851417
>Lapis is not for sexual
Sure she isn't.
>>82851298
Posts an actual good moment in pic related
>Calls her a meme anyway
I'm starting to think that 'meme' has become an actual meme at this point
Hot and fresh off the oven.
>>82851473
One good moment does not redeem like 6 episodes of her acting ridiculous.
>>82851275
I'm so jealous. Best what I could find is amber.
>>82851417
Also dalmatian jasper, jade and cornelian.
>>82850618
Like you never wanted certain people to just shut the hell up for awhile?
>>82851489
>6 episodes of acting ridiculous
You mean 8 episodes of mostly good moments and some 'meh' just like the other characters on this show
steven is small
>>82851489
Aww Pearl mommy found her Peridog. So kewt.
>Peri finally cried like a bitch
Now all we need is Lapis and Jasper
>>82851507
The near permanent catface did not help. Can you imagine 8 episodes of pearl acting like she did in the uncle grandpa episode?
Because it was basically that
>>82850853
>>82851417
>Lapis is not for sexual
But...
>>82851499
Shit Anon. I almost can see all Your past in those destroyed hands.And the pube is there, I noticed.
I actually wouldn't mind seeing Lapis live in Empire city
I mean yeah she's blue, but she's attractive, so everyone in New York will love her.
>>82851513
so small
>>82849199
Whelp 6'1" here 6'1" wife. Tfw as long as she wears boots it's fine.
>>82851562
>her apron
it never gets old
>>82851394
Pretty sweet.
>>82851522
Its shaped like Steven, she probably understood that it might be him.
Fuck she might have seen Rose pull off this exact trick
>>82851617
All the Watermelons were shaped like Steven, but just that Watermelon Steven showed independent thought by running up to Pearl and hugging her
>>82850785
>Forget entirely about the alexandrite.
You can't really see alexandrite properly in a photo. It changes colors based on the ambient light. You have to see it to believe it.
Natural emerald green and ruby red stuff from Russia is super expensive, it's true. But you can find lesser quality versions with more a moss green/ pink hue for cheaper. (Still $100 ish cut)
Artificial alexandrite is more blue/pink, but it's really cheap. You can get a pretty big one for under $50 easy.
>>82851566
The smollest.
>>82851534
Dammit, I ridiculed myself on 4chinsIf I told you it's an eyebrow, would you believe me?
Best gems.
>>82851647
greg is F A T
>>82851617
All the Watermelons are shaped like Steven except the dogs and chickens.
>>82851641
Maybe.Post more stones tho
>>82851647
SU's storyboarders fucking hate sticking to established models
more at 11
>>82851647
proportions when?
>>82851562
Crystal Gems as the main characters of Friends AU?
>Pearl is Monica
>Lapis is Rachel
>Peridot is Ross
>Amethyst is Chandler
>Steven is Phoebe
>And I guess by process of elimination Garnet is Joey?
Eh, it MIGHT work.
Could we do something like this?
>amy will never rape you
>>82851753
>As the coup de grâce she shits all over you
>>82851753
She will rape Steven.
>>82851769
Damn near did it with Greg.
>Waits for Connie to go to take a pee in the middle of the night
>Locks the bathroom from the outside
>Shapeshifts into Connie
>Slips into bed with Steven
>Cuddle time...
>>82851647
right > left anyhow
>>82851812
>He would feel the difference and kick her out
>>82851834
But when he realises it's Amethyst, it'll be all too late.
http://i.imgur.com/AemJC58.png
>>82851617
Are you telling me that Steven is shaped like a friend?
>>82851901
>>82851901
When will I learn not click links on 4chin?
LAST FOR PEARL!
>>82852021
Sweater Pear is best Pearl
>>82852021
Steven is better.
>>82851499
If those callouses aren't a sure sign of too much wanking I don't know what are.
>>82852021
>That one scene of Pearl trying to figure out how to put on a sweater
Christ poil you've been on earth for thousands of years. Steven really has forced you guys out in the open
>>82852042
Sweater Pearl is a lie. She cannot get cold.
>>82852140
So legwarmers are also a lie?
>>82852155
They were stylish back then
>>82846038
She looks like Katie Tiedrick in the picture.
>>82851264
thanks!
>>82846231
Wouldn't she just use [spoilers]watercolors[/spoilers]
>>82851753
>even a pig like that won't rape you
>>82851499
>Dalmatian Jasper
Well, yeah, she is a bitch.
>>82852220
>[spoilers]
Which would you rather eat?
Doritos or Cheetos Puffs?
NEW THREAD WHEN
How do you thinks Anons - will baseball episode be dumbed down so dirty Eurofat like me will get what's going on on the field?
>>82852386
What flavour of dorito?
>>82852416
Baseball is pretty simple.
>>82852422
Green.
>>82851647
Isn't left S1 Greg? Though the drastic artstyle difference isn't as big as Gumball's.
>>82852386
Dorito
>>82847170
They're two midget lesbos in a trench coat.
New thread where
>>82852569
in your ass
>>82847357
Sardonyx is just Pearl enjoying being stronk
P A G E 1 0
A
G
E
1
0
>>82852416
It's pretty simple. It's like a giant game of Red Light, Green Light.
There are 4 bases that people need to run on all 4 to score a point but at those bases are stationed people. Those people are the Red Light.
Opposite Team throws the ball at you and you try to hit it. Once you hit it, the light is Green and you start running. Once one of the 3 basemen catch the ball the light is red. If either of the 4 Basemen catch the ball before you stand on a base, you get an out. 3 Outs and the teams switch positions.
This is a terrible explanation but it's the quickest thing I could think of.
>>82852623
nope
>>82852642
You tricked me.
>>82852642
Do me a solid and drink bleach, my man