Lapis on the couch Edition:
Previous thread: >>82814144
>NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World preview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB1uAhXHvY
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Have fun /sug/
WTF HAPPENED? GODDAMMIT PERIDOT
Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.
>>82819568
Probably discussing the fact that Lapis wants to bail and Steven is guilting her or something
>>82819568
What is he holding on to
>>82819551
We're back, baby!
What is it /sug/?
The moon? A star? The start of a flashback? A scene transition? A poil?
Why would CN bother to use this as a promo image if it weren't important?
>>82819616
This is a confirmed leak? Could it just be a thumbnail?
>>82819616
just to keep everyone fucking guessing
watch it not end up being important in the slightest
>>82819568
WHAT IS THIS FROM?
WHERES THE LEAKS
THE LEEEEEEAKS?
>>82819616
Oh wait, I think I figured it out. Not even joking, it could be atear.
Look what I found on tumblr
>tfw if this was a traditional bomb we would be right back to where we were, waiting for new content with no clear end in sight.
I am perfectly okay with one episode a week
>>82819670
Disgusting
>>82819568
Oh, I get it.They're "water wings". Like what you wear when you're learning to swim.
>>82819672
Wait there's more episodes after the baseball one?
>>82819673"One man's trash..."
>>82819614
The size relation on this is bullshit. The presumably 3 to 4 foot tall Steven is the height of Sardonyx's palm, a grown man should be at least three times taller than this figure.
>>82819568
Lapis is being a moody bitch and trying to fly away from everything for the third time.
>>82819568
I'm guessing she suggested Steven is her home and therefore must be with her wherever she goes, but Steven reminds her that he has a family too who are his home. He will say something about not being able to travel around with her endlessly, so Lapis decides to stay wherever he goes, even if it means she needs to be near the CG are
>>82819551
She looks like Lil' BUB in the image.
>>82819568
Peridot was a Nazi
We all knew this
What matters now is that she has given up her evil ways.
>>82819568
>implying anyone cares
Lapis is a victim at best and a cunt at her worst. Liking her at this point in time just means you have shit taste.
>>82819568
>THEY CANT GO ONE EPISODE WITHOUT SOMEONE CRYING
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Inshallah /sug/
how long til /trash/ ?
>>82819616
i thought the CN website just pulls images at set times, regardless of what's actually going on.
>>82819742
At least not until June 9th, although if the Summer of Steven has a short enough hiatus after that, or no hiatus at all, the mods might permit /sug/ to stay.
>>82819761
Fuck the mods
No one tells me what to do
I love the concept of Peridot meeting Stevonnie. One part of her loves her and the other is jealous. This is Rainbow Quartz all over again. Stevonnie is the perfect dominatrix for Peridot.
The only thing I want to see more is Greg's reaction to Steven's version of Rainbow Quartz with Pearl.
>>82819616
It's a weather balloon
What's your favorite instrumental track from the show? I'm quite fond of this onehttps://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-amalgam
>>82819731
make the CG fatter, shorter and smellier
>>82819785
>her
>>82819858
I wish this faggot would fuck off forever.
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>82819876
What's wrong?
>>82819883
Oatmeal
>>82819883
Leftover chinese
>>82819883
bagels from Einstein bros
>>82819781
>hybrid QT mentally projects himself into a melon leaving his body unguarded
>implying Peridot didn't snuggle Steven's body like a big teddy bear while he was "away"
>>82819876
Well, technically, Stevonnie is made of two people, it fit in more than even the neutral application of They/Their/them.
>>82819923
honestly though
who the fuck cares what pronouns a cartoon character uses?
caring about identity politics in a cartoon is honestly more retarded and autistic than writing MLP fan fiction
Reminder, the frogs are getting the next couple eps erly on the 21st so we'll be getting
> Same old world
> barn mates
> hit the diamond
> steven floats
All this week.
>>82819898
>>82819918
>>82819921
Sounds great, remember: it's the most important meal of the day.
>>82819891
Guy indulges retards on twitter. Idiots mistake him for word of god
>>82819838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fg-WCjpgJk&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp&index=4
>>82819923
That's one way of looking at it, but I think Stevonnie is meant to be their own person who decided to use those pronouns.
Either way it's complicated, but they're the boss.
>>82819922
>"Snuggle"
Snuggle and not /ss/?
>>82819972
Speaking of that track, anyone else enjoy Mirror Gem more than Ocean Gem? Mirror Gem had a kind of "shit gets real" atmosphere that I feel like Ocean Gem didn't have, and on first viewing the stuff that goes down in Mirror Gem is pretty crazy, especially if you weren't expecting the show to ever get that serious.
>>82819991
either that or spit them out like chewing tobacco
>>82819960
What part of that tweet isn't word of God? Matt works on the show, and he mentions one little detail about one character, and you're fucking angry.
>>82820022
Hasn't Matt been misleading before or straight up deleted multiple things he's said to the community?
>>82820022
He lies frequently on it, the guy seems not to understand social media (Plz stop attacking Peridot X steven shippers please guz) and overall is a complete jackass
>>82820013
I kinda feel the same about The Return vs Jailbreak to be honest
>>82820033
>>82820034
I understand that his tweets should be taken with a pinch of salt, but are you seriously going this far to defend your reason for not wanting to use the proper pronouns of a character?
Post pics of Steven being a cuddleslut.
>>82820049
>admits that he lies
>says we should take that particular tweet and face value because you agree with it
>>82820051
>>82820051
>>82820051
Requesting an image of Jasper catcalling normal jewelry at a jewelry store, using lines like, "Damn girl, look at that sparkle," and "Girl, you so fine."
>>82820051
>Connie, Peridot and the Crystal Gems just pulling a cuddle train on Steven leaving him with an ahegao
This is a shockingly lewd. I want this to happen.
>>82820022
Reminder that he once specifically said Garnet isn't a fusion
>>82820058
That's not what I said, or meant.
What I tried to say was that some of Matt's tweets should be taken seriously, some not. Obviously the spoilery tweets he replies to should be taken with a pinch of salt, but a minor detail about one character (such as pronouns) should be taken seriously.
>>82820051
I don't have a problem with using "they" as a gender neutral third person singular pronoun.
>>82820110
WHERE ARE THE DRAWFAGS?
>>82820046
I agree completely. All of the really wild stuff went down in the Return, like the hand ship appearing, a new gem, the talk between Steven and Greg with the dramatic version of Rose's theme, the gems getting blown the fuck out, and Steven getting knocked the fuck out. Jailbreak was largely just confirmation that Garnet was a fusion, which most people had figured out way before the episode aired, and served more to wrap up what The Return had started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_24rJEKuGaE
>>82819858
>Stevonnie
>Gem
>>82820123
Is Stevonnie having they/them pronouns a spoiler?
>>82820148
Stevonnie is a 1/4th Gem 3/4th Human Fusion, still a Gem.
>>82820133
Literally the guy lies. All the time. About everything.
Why should we trust him on a single thing? It really sounds like you just want the pronoun thing to be true.
>>82820013
>Did you even wonder who I used to BE?
>I'm Lapis Lazuli! And you can't keep me trapped here anymore!
Still gives me chills Family
>>82820049
Oh I don't give a shit about what pronouns to use for Stevonnie, the show will tell me that anyways, I wasn't defending it, just pointing out Matt's a shit.
>>82820079
How about a misunderstanding? Jasper is just leering at a gems in a necklace around a busty lady's neck, right above her ample cleavage:
>the woman notices and takes a good look at Jasper's fit body
>bites her bottom lip with a smile
>"See something you like?"
>"Oh yeah."
>>82820162
Again, is it a spoiler that Stevonnie uses they/them pronouns?
God, if not for steven universe i'd probably have fucking killed myself by now
>>82819996
It's called subtext, anon.
>>82820190
Again, he lies about non-spoiler things.
>>82820156
>Is Stevonnie having they/them pronouns a spoiler?
No, that's just a logical conclusion, seeing as they don't really have a gender. What I was getting at is that you don't have to trust Matt's tweets just because he works on the show.
>>82820202
'Kay.
>>82820218
And yes, "cuddling" meant fucking voraciously.
>>82820206
Are you implying that Garnet being a fusion wasn't a spoiler?
>>82820211
Even then, it's an answer until the show or someone else says otherwise.
>>82820051
https://youtu.be/DzvGs9Psw9I?t=2m45s
Is the ending to Ocean Gem the comfiest feelgood moment in Steven Universe
>>82820243
It's such a minor thing that you might as well consider it to be true. As I said, Stevonnie doesn't have a gender, so it would be logical to assume they use gender neutral pronouns.
>>82820259
Requesting this with Amethyst feeding Steven a donut.
>>82820259
Sure, it was meant to signal a return to SoL after the drama.
I feel like the upcoming baseball has a similar role.Right up until the Town bomb shatters expectations and shows a Homeworld invasion
>>82819685
We're seeing one more after but only in France as if right now. We should continue with with the townie bomb in June
>>82820259
I'm expecting Same Old World to have the same feel, at least at the end with Lapis not being angsty and running away for the fifth time
>>82820264
The thing is that some people don't know about that, and some people don't take androgynity into consideration for a character. I'm merely pointing out a small detail they were wrong about.
>>82820279
I can't wait for copious amounts of Gretzky Has the Ball due to complete misunderstanding of Earth sports
It's a_/ss/_episode
>all this townie bomb shit
Crewniverse would be dumb to compound a shit ton of human episodes in one long stretch after all the shit that's happenedright?
>>82820316
STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>82820316
Is it really /ss/ if the woman is neither an adult or a child but rather an immortal being?
>>82820316
It's aRonaldoepisode
Which feels like such a damn shame becauseTides/Skieswas one of the very best episodes so far
>>82820324
It's like canon filler.
Utter shit, unless Jasper comes out of the ground and punches Ronaldo or Peridotfucks Steven's light's out
>>82820013
>>82820046
i agree. both of those episodes had a really genuine feeling of tension/buildup. i noticed that they're both boarded by paul and raven, along with other similar episodes like keeping it together, message received and gem drill. i mean, regardless of how you feel about the ending of gem drill, it was also really intense and even scary at parts. i guess that's what those boarders do best.
>>82820324
You'd be right.
Except, for the episode title "last one out of beach city".
Essentially; I think shits going to go down during the town bomb. I assume it will be the next big event, given that Malachite and the cluster just go cleared.
>>82819996
One is realistic, the other is far-fetched. You can easily imagine Peridot canonically taking her chance and giving Steven's body a good snuggle while his away. Not so much with the /ss/.
>>82820324
Rebecca thinks we're tired of the gem stuff so we're focusing on human problems for at least 6 episodes
>>82820332
>>82820324
Eh, it could work. Maybe the townie bomb could serve as a nice buffer for all the heavy shit. Or show how the average joes of Beach City are reacting to the interstellar war going down on their beach.
Personally I just want to see Vidalia take out a homeworld drone with a double barrel pa kent style
I made this thing, can someone upgrade it? I was half drunk and watching the new episodesT-thanks in advance
>>82819670
Why would they make her so unattractive? Why would she be so fucking hairy? Why tumblr, why?!
>>82820316
Don't you meanfusion?
>>82820332
But what if Steven was for sexual?
>>82820369
Same thing.
>>82820305
>Falcor theme playing in the background
The townie bomb makes sense, of course they're going to show the effects of the 2 hours of earthquakes on people.
>>82820352
I wouldnt mind the townie bomb if they had peridot and Lapis involved. But i'm worried they're staying in the barn the whole time
>>82820339
Tumblr thinks so. I'm cool with pissing off Tumblr.
>>82820380
ITS NOT THE SAME
>Same Old World is like Whole New World
We need disney/SU mash ups in this thread.
>>82820391
Peridot, because I could sell her inventions and I bet that voice sounds amazing with a dick in her.
>>82820385
That's not a bad idea, actually. Seeing Beach City torn up because of the cluster would make sense.
>>82820350
>>82820370
Steven is for hugs. Not fugs.
>>82820324
>>82820352
This. The point is we just had a lot of shit go down that was being built up for like half a season.
Now, we're gonna take a step back and let it all sink in, hopefully while also getting some more interactions between the humans and gem shit
I REALLY want Peridot walking the boardwalk. I don't see Lapis being up for it cause she's a moody bitch, but I'd love to see Peridot be open to exploration and then have Ronaldo freak the fuck out over the little green woman.
Or maybe he'll still think she's some eco-terrorist.
>>82820401
It is for them. Steven's gonna take Peridot's fusion virginity.
>town bomb
wait, where did this come from
>>82820391
Where's Steven?
Note that most of Matts favorite episodes are in the summer and Zach even hyped it up saying big things are coming.
>>82820430
There was a leaked episode list that seems to be confirmed based on what we're seeing. A lot of titles for a string of episodes seem to focus on humans (Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service)
One leading theory is that there will be a bomb/event focusing on the people of Beach City
>>82820407
>>82820434
Matt's probably a dumbass Jappyfag
>>82820391
>best waifu not on list
>>82820051
>>82820422
>Gems making Steven airtight.png
Steven will never be able to get married after all the hugging the gems put him trough. Unless Connie is enough of a cuck to marry someone this thoroughly hugged.
Key?
>>82820391
perfect
>>82820453
>>82820430
The next 6 episodes after hit the diamond at the very least are mostly human focused. It seems to end starting with alone at sea, which is probably Jasper focused.
>>82820324
I'm good with a townie bomb really. We haven't seen the townies in ages, and there could be some wacky antics to get out of Lapis/Peridot interactions. There's still a lot of development to be done too, especially with Lars, who we actually know surprisingly little about outside of his dickishness.
That being said, there are a lot of leaked episode titles assumed to be part of the townie bomb that could be totally misleading;
>Too Short to Ride
>Mr. Greg
>The New Lars
>Beach City Drift
>Greg the Babysitter
Greg the Babysitter's particularly interesting, as it wasn't grouped in with the rest of the townie episodes. Discounting Steven Floats, which we know has some actual relevance to the show beyond townies, there's only 8 potential townie episodes total coming up at worst, out of 23 episodes following Hit the Diamond.
>>82820434
I believe in Zach's hype.
Matt 'the deceiver, the father of lies' burnett can say what he likes
>>82820422
Oh yeah?
http://i.imgur.com/Zckjw2i.jpg
>>82820469
rip Sinbad this character is ruined
>>82820469
>>82820483
THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE FUGS
>>82820480
>>82820434
Wait so hold up, are we going to have a very short hiatus this time around? I mean it IS summer? Isn't it?
>>82820324
I don't give a fuck as long as Peri and Lapis are involved in some of those episodes. Just forgetting about them is boring.
>>82820458
Peridot was on the list.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>82819670
what's the matter, couldn't find any dog shit to take a picture of?
>>82820429
I want this fusion more than any other, a MIGHTY NEED
>>82820478
I wonder if the musical episode is part of these, likely not added yet.
>>82820496
Look at Pearl's hands, how they're touching Steven's penis.
>>82819883
eggs in a basket.
>>82820461
He's just experienced. By the time they're married, he'll be such an expert hugger that each cuddle session will leave her unable to walk for hours because she's so comfy.
>>82820502
dragged to the depths at the bottom of the sea?
>>82820486
>>82820497
Probably 2 or 3 weeks of waiting at most, hopefully.
>>82819991
does/did malachite have an ass to do so?
>>82820525
Nice.
This 5 month hiatus shit has to stop.
So how much of a freak in bed do you think Priyanka is? Who else knows first hand besides Doug?
>>82820429
dafuq
Peridot already fused (offscreen) with Garnet
>>82820542the kids know
>>82820542
Steven.
>>82820538
Its official that we are getting episodes from June through to August. But we dont know of CN pushed forward some for May.
>>82820554
that's bullshitshe's a doctor, implying she would smoke afterwards
>>82820358
they made it relative to them by giving her familiar features.
>>82820546
No she didn't, she's yet to fuse with anyone just as Steven haven't fused with a Gem yet.
>>82820478
I'm still hoping that Greg the Babysitter is a flashback episode about Greg & the gems babysitting tiny Sour Cream.
Also, Drop Beat Dad will likely be kinda exciting as a townie episode since it most likely implies Marty returning.
>>82820511
People assume that's "Know Your Fusion".
Lots of songs, and Peridot tap dancing as they teach her how to fuse.
>>82820546
She didn't
She said yes at first, but changed her mind later because she wasn't ready
Anybody know if there's a full version?
>>82820534
Eh, I doubt humans were the first beings with digestive tract the Gempire had encountered. Though, it's implied now that Jasper was made on earth...
Is Steven a bastard? Even if American courts would recognize gem-human marriage, it's not like Rose had any sort of documentation you need to have to get married.
>>82820554
>>82820559
>Summer of Steven gets cancelled
>no more episodes until October
>>82820600
I'd just drop the show desu
>>82820590
yes, so?
>>82820590
Have we even seen any evidence that marriage exists in Steven's world? They don't have holidays. Who knows what other cultural norms are different?
>>82820590
Even if he was, he's still the lovechild of Greg and Rose.
>>82820478
Too short to ride sounds like a fusion episode, or at least a shape-shifting one.
>>82820586
>it's implied now that Jasper was made on earth
wait, what?
>>82820600
WELCOME TO HIATUS HELL, THE FUN SUFFERING NEVER STOPS
>>82820554
i kek every time i see this one
>>82820590
He's a fucking alien.
I imagine the Earth governments of this world have some accord with the Crystal Gems. They've been around for thousands of years, so they probably have some ancient treaty or whatever telling humies to 1.) stay over the fence 2.) never talk to them
>>82820628
KABLOWIE
>>82820614
Connie's parents both have the same last name
>>82820622
I was hoping it would be a Peridot episode. But because its so close to steven floats I bet the crew want a break from her and it'll be another stevonnie episode
I just hope the concept of fusion will be used more, I thought it was gravely underused during season 1.
>>82820628
I'm starting understand now
>>82820628
Was it KAplowey or KERplowey?
>>82820625
She's a Quartz. When Peridot notices that Stevens gem is a Quartz, she assumes he was made on earth. I gotta say though, I always assumed Rose was made elsewhere and came to Earth with the initial wave of gem invaders.
>>82820646
you literally just saw a fusion vs fusion kaiju-esque fight featuring 5 different gems
This is the blue gem.
>>82820646
Steven's harem is continuing to expand, so there's quite a few more possibilities for fusion now.
>>82820644
>it'll be another stevonnie episode
Oh yeah, sure am glad they're taking a break from the meme character to focus on her.
>>82820508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThuD8UxnZbI
>>82820646
M8te its going to be used less. Outside of Garnet, we barely see fusions, and they rarely have lines. Its clear Sugar intended this, because all the VA's are expensive as hell Singers. She didn't need to do that.
>>82820669
He probably meant fusions like Stevonnie, or anticipated ones like pic
>>82820646
Wouldn't surprise me if it came up a bit more, but they also don't want it to stop being exciting when a fusion happens.
>>82820665
I wish for your death
>>82820682
>meme character
What did he mean by this?
>>82820524
>>82820665
nice.
>>82820628
>Image
I has Herp-Derp.
>>82820669
And that's great, but we still have so, so many questions regarding fusion that haven't been answered. It's probably about to hit the tipping point.
>>82820687
Can't wait for the Stevidot fusion porn.
>>82820682
i was thinking it was Peridot because I feel like being too short for something would emotionally affect Peridot more than Connie and Steven
>>82820614
>And you won't have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you!
>We're not married!
>>82820666
IIRC it was said that quartz-type gems were made on planets LIKE Earth, not necessarily that they ALL came from Earth
if this place was your only supply of Jaspers, why the hell would they have abandoned it
>>82820644
>another stevonnie episode
We didn't even need one in the first place!
>>82820687
The fusions can still appear, just have less lines, or plan out all the fusion's appearances then voice the lines all in one go.
>He probably meant fusions like Stevonnie, or anticipated ones like pic
Not just, but yes, I don't understand why they've let us wait for so long to see Steven fusing with a Gem.
>>82820666
that train of thought really doesn't give any credence that Jasper or Rose were made on earth. Unless Peridot specifically states that Quartzes are only an Earth made gem (which would be something as quartz is common among the galaxy), the idea Jasper was made on earth really seems like a long shot.
>he spends all his time on /sug/ posting fan art
>>82820744
>says the increasingly nervous Pearl for the 10th time this year
Tell me Lamar, why does lapis have a pompadour
Tell me Katie, what's with laPIS'S IRISES
>>82820752
>he likes Shitonnie
>>82820750
I'm tired of these tumblr fags that repost the same shitty art in every thread
>>82820750
Never gonna stop.
>>82820687
When gems fuse, do all of the participants' gems turn into the same type?
>>82820760
I think the eyes are cute, don't know about the pompadour.
"The new lars"
Are they making us hate him more?
>>82820787
>fuchur reference
Is there going to be hardcore fucking with underage participants in the episode?
Remember when Pearl wanted to take Steven into space?
>>82820808
Probably a tranny episode, so yes.
LIFE AND DEATH AND LOVE AND BIRTH AND
>>82820747
Again, unlikely to happen. She probably wants to focus on the characters she has, not to waste time with the countless combinations of those characters.
Waste of potential though it is.
>>82820783
Nah, that's just a colour scheme thing. There's no real rule to it
>>82820760
Is there something wrong with having a fantastic hairdo, anon? Pompadours make everything better, even Lapis.
> K A P O W I E
>>82820821
Hope Peridot tries the same shit, she'd make a better ship.
>>82820810
You know there will be, stop lying Rebecca.
>>82820809
Is it weird that this drawing of her is like way cuter than the actual person is?
>>82820827
PEACE AND /ss/ ON PLANET EARTH.
Why does Lapis' hair look so fucking stupid in the promo? It's like cow shit in that hay.
>>82820821
I want a spin-off in which Pearl and Steven travel the universe a la Star Trek.
>>82820760
They probably freaked out when they were told their next episode would feature a lot of characters moving towards and away from the camera
>>82820808
he's gonna hit his head on something and have a pleasurable personality when he wakes up
>>82820848
Peridot and Steven already make a better ship.
LION AROUND
>>82800929
>Colin and Jeff
Hit the Diamond
Mr. Greg
Kiki's Pizza Service Delivery
Gem Hunt
TBA
Bubbled
Tiger Philanthropist
>Raven and Paul
Steven Floats
The New Lars
Monster Reunion
Crack the Whip
Beta
The Kindergarten Kid
Last One Out of Beach City
>Florido and Zuke
Too Short to Ride
Beach City Drift
Alone at Sea
Steven vs. Amethyst
Earthlings
Gem Harvest
>Lamar and Katie
Drop Beat Dad
Restaurant Wars
Greg the Babysitter
TBA
Back 2 The Moon
Know Your Fusion
>>82820865
Who the fuck draws this deviantart-tier crap.
>>82820892
I'm waiting for this to be that one picture with Lion!Amethyst and Peridot.
>>82820870
Blame the black man, it looks fine in Katie's scenes.
>tfw no human body horror yet
Why would homeworld just experiment on their own?
>>82820910
YOU RANG?
>>82820902
Dumblr, I assume. I just post it.
>>82820896
"Beach city drift" we having a racing episode?
>>82820391
>- - snu snu
>- -
>>82820922
That's not what I meant, but I'm ok with that.
>>82820600
Matt Burnett is getting a rock through his window if that happens
>>82820941
Kazoo Racers!
special guest star: Kimi Raikonnen
>>82820922
Merci, Docteur
>>82820896
Which one of these guys suck again? The only boarder I instantly recognize and like is Zuke.
>>82819568
Oh wow, Lapis is trying to run away a third fucking time? And she's most likely trying to guilt trip Steven into going with her? Shocking!
>>82820542
Probably Greg. Let's be honest, he's probably smashed every puss this side of Empire City.
>>82820873
It would be funny if in the series' future they go to space and Steven is like Greg is like "Okay... sport... listen... I know you have to launch an offensive against the diamond authority but please remember what happened last time"
>>82820554
top top kekity kek
Is there any love for holo Pearl here?
>>82819551
>too short to ride
It better be the Steven and Peridot fusion episode I SWEAR TO GOD MATT
>>82820979
DRAW YOUR SWORD AND FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!
>>82820971
>Wanting another Ninja Turtles in Space
Please anon, don't wish this pox upon us.
>>82820982
Its Stevonnie and you know it
>>82820993
PARRY! PARRY!
>>82820979
>>82820993
PARRY
>>82820873
It would have to be in the future, when Steven finally fulfills his purpose to Pearl that they were gonna reach space.
>>82820982
It's Lapidot idiot
>>82820920
huh, wonder why they didn't go with this and instead went with green bulldogs
Remember to obey the D
>>82821008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlFg1jQi9GQ
PARRY!
>"Oh hello... Connieeeeee"
This is still one of the funniest moments in the series
>>82820673
I'm wondering where I can buy this
>>82821037
I want one, no matter the cost.
>>82821035
Reminds me of that scene in Scott Pilgrim.
>>82821011
Lapis isn't a fucking manlet though.
>>82821071
Are you forgetting her fusion dance?
Post stuff that's funny in hindsight.
>>82820982
>>82821011
It's either a Stevidot fusion or the return of the limb enhancers.I'm hoping it's both.
>>82821071
She'll fuse with Peri or fetch her limb enhancers probably.
>>82820478
>Beach City Drift
Peridot and Steven go racing in a souped-up car that she built herself.
>>82821082
Mate, even Garnet looks short in comparison to the Incredible Hulk
>>82820058
You can tell when Matt is lying. His jokes has a "ebin" tone to them. Dont know how to describe it
>>82820486
Because she'sIndian?
>>82821114
Random paul walker tribute song added
>>82821057
Then you can just order it to the JEWelry guy
>>82821037
One of my family members has an ancient (I believe Persian) silver and lapis necklace, with the lapis lazuli stones shaped like teardrops. I'll be visiting at the end of the week, might take a picture.
I really hope Sugar can save the character of Yellow Diamond. I had really high hopes for the Diamonds. I want calculating leaders, a cut above the monster of the week the gems used to fight. I want actual emotional manipulation and strategy from them.
I really want to see the heroes at their lowest, like at the end of "the Return" . It will make defeating YD all the more rewarding.
Because right now YD is just another joke character and that worries me. Without a decent villain this show is just spinning its wheels.
>>82821114
knowing Peridot, she'll make a car that transforms into a robot.
>>82820569It's medical marijuana.
>>82821114
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
>>82819567
tfw someone posts a pic I edited.
>>82821154
steal it
>>82821178
is this pic an edit?
>>82821154
steal it
>>82819670
hot af
>>82821178
>>82821114
>all the gems build cars
>pearl's is some sleek shit
>amy's is made of shit
>garnet's is a fusion
>lapis just flies
>>82821114
>The title's a ruse.
>It even starts out looking like a racing episode.
>Some kind of gem activity makes the peninsula that Beach City's on literally drift away.
>>82821163
we've gotten a grand total of 2 mins' worth of Yellow Diamond, chilllllll
>>82821201
Its probably just a cool kids episode
>>82821201
>>garnet's is a fusion
Garnet drives a El Camino
look what i found http://www.amazon.com/Unisex-adults-Lapis-Lazuli-Teardrop-CABOCHON/dp/B0129YBR60/
>>82821004
>>82821030
THRUST!
commencing the worstgem
>>82821114
SU kart racing game like Crash Team Racing when?
>Lars will become a girl
I can't believe this
>>82821227
pure blue or bust
>>82821230
Good for Dewey.
Remember that old episode of Spongebob Squarepants?DREAMS DO COME TRUE!
>>82821163
She doesn't look the type for someone in tune with her own emotions, let alone those of others. She's evil imperial CEO giraffe mom.
>>82821239
He's neither gem nor human, an abomination
>>82821239
>Earth forms army to help the CGs
>they are called the diamond dogs
Sounds so retarded
>>82821258
he's been confirmed trains since the beginning anon
>>82821264
Forgot the pic.
>>82819601
Our hopes and dreams.
>>82821275
Now I think about it Steven is a lot like Big Boss.
>>82821181
>>82821196It's me mum's, I'll inherit it anyway.
I do have some some giant fluorite crystals sitting around my house right now, if anyone's interested.
>>82821273
I wonder if the Diamonds do care about their Pearls, YP seemed to like her job even though she was scared shitless of YD.
>>82821239
Steven is not worst Gem.
>>82821325
I think it's more "Pearls are programmed to love their diamonds"
>>82821273
Fuck sake that's cute.
>>82821258
nah. a girl with those retarded ear gauges?
>>82821284
Show me proof
>>82821273
Blue Pearl reminds me of Ringo Starr.
>>82821315
Take pics of them
>>82821315
stick in pooper, post pics
>>82820665
I wonder what Peridot would think of Stevonnie? She was uncomfortable enough with Garnet, how would zhe react?
>>82819829
Yeah right, it's clearly moonlight reflecting off of swamp gas.
>>82821377
>zhe
I SWEAR TO GOD
>>82821371
you are not helping. at all.
>>82819636
You're welcome.
>>82821377
She'd be amazed that steven could fuse with a human.
>324 posts
>72 posters
mmh
>>82821392
Typo! Typing on my phone.
>>82821377
I wonder what Connie would think of the Peridot/Steven fusion, or any other Steven fusion in general. I can imagine the Pearl/Steven fusion being friends with Priyanka, for some reason.
>spend months intimating that the cluster is a world-ender
>spend a third of a season talking about it and preparing to prevent the catastrophe
>deal with the problem in four minutes at the end of an episode
Somebody needs to teach the Crewniverse about pacing, that was terribly deflating.
>>82821377
>zhe
>>82821377
>I wonder what Peridot would think of Stevonnie? She was uncomfortable enough with Garnet, how would e react?
FTFY,F
>>82821367
Will do, I'll probably post them in the next thread.
>>82821370
Legitimately impossible without death, they're fookin' massive m8.
>>82821409
dude, spoiler that.
>>82821421
yes it was rushed, but it's only a temporary fix
>>82821421
They are 11 minute episodes.
>>82821427
Not with that attitude you pussy.
>>82821418
I think it would be like when Pearl deceived Garnet to fuse more often with her. Connie would think of anything to be fused with her bf.
>>82819938
>who the fuck cares what pronouns a cartoon character uses?
People who make wiki entry.
>>82821421
>Actually thinking this is the end of the Cluster arc
Do you not remember how easy it is to pop a gem bubble?
>>82821421
Well at least there was Peridemption and it didnt all focus on the cluster
>>82821444
>implying
Nah, it's permanent. It's bubbled anon and the Cluster is actively bubbling itself in order to protect Earth. Problem solved.
>>82821421
>>82821444
They still have to warp it out of the planet's core, and find a way to restore all of the shattered Gems that it's composed of, on top of that.
>>82821427
What are you, a coward?
>>82821457
Yeah, I don't think Connie really understands how the other Gems think of fusion, she'd probably need an explenation by Steven and Garnet that it's fine for Steven to fuse with others, as it doesn't de-value their relationships.
>>82821421
>watching Star Wars
>turn off the movie when they leave the Death Star
>complain about the short run time
Why didn't all that molten rock pour into the Cluster's chamber after they dug straight into it?
>>82821472
NOBODY CALLS JOYSTICK JOHNNY A COWARD
>TFW no acid waifu ever.
I wonder if Rose could enter the mindscapes of other gems, or it's something only Steven can do?
Maybe Rose never tried sleeping?
>>82821490
magnetic field
>>82821377
Vomit at the idea of gem biological fusions, probably.
>>82821421
It was only built up for months because of the hiatus and CN fucking over the schedule. It only seemed cataclysmic because of this. In hindsight, the pacing will seem alright, but in the short term yes, that was pretty bad
>>82821482
I think he already sees Garnet/Amytheyst/Pearl as "moms" so it couldn't really be "sexual" in any sense
now, Peridot is a whole new can of worms
>>82821496
Please more
>>82821496
>Posting such a terrible Peedle design
>>82821496
I can't believe she's had literally zero mention since 1A.
>>82821482
But if Peridot would explain what fusion may be to gems Connie might be very confused. I mean the scene when Peri tries to explain to Steven that Garnet is havingsexall the time.
>>82821445
Yes, but after the grinding through the Earth and finding that the drills wouldn't work it was only sorted out when Steven entered Gem cyberspace and fixed everything with the power of love (again) near the end, something none of them could ever plan for.
>>82821377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugBfqFNBGI
HUMAN WAR MACHINES!
>>82821490
maybe it did, and after they returned to the surface (using the same hole i believe) the magma flowed into the hole and cooled, sealing it and making a very deep well that either naturally filled with water, or Lapis filled with water.
>>82821461
Can we just increase all the episodes on CN to at least 13 minutes at some point?
Or go back to 22 minut formats?
Or can the Crewniverse make special episodes 22 minutes? This format sucks sometimes.
>>82821545
fucking shit
>>82821527
>fixed everything with the power of love (again)
Do you have a fucking problem with that?
>>82821545
Two green gems, both ripe with bestness
>>82821490
Pressure forced the magma back up the hole toward the surface. The real question should be why isn't there a fresh new volcano blanketing Beach City in lava flows and ash?
>>82821566
Acid-flavored cinnamon roll
>>82819670
no offense but if any gem did have all that body hair it would definitely be her. this is one of the few times it actually works.
>>82821302
>>82821571
Because Lapis filled the hole with water and maybe ice?plotholes, plotholes
>>82821584
And that's all I've got on my phone.
>>82821529
this reminds me of that pic of a soccer player in a similarly weird pose.
centipeetle is one of the worst one-off of this show and you're posting shitty thumbnails of her, which means that not even her own supporters have no will to search for good fanart of her
>>82821604
OF COURSE It'd be a phoneposter
>>82821622
Ooh, sick burn.
>>82821496
>>82821520
She needs more love, that's for sure.
>>82821604
Except for this last one. It's my favorite.
who said Priyanka/hugmachine was the most strangest ship?
>>82821630
>>82821597
Fuck off, Indexer.
>>82821622
I'm on a business trip. I'd image dump the shit out of this thread if I could.
>>82821647
who makes these
>>82821647
Jesus christ
>>82821647
>>82821647
Doreet this.
>>82821647
>>82821496
She'll be back soon if the Monster Reunion speculation is even close.
>>82821647
Dear God, what has science wrought?
M-metal Gear Diamond?
>>82821706
>inb4 gem mutants
My biggest worry is that there are too many unresolved plot threads building up for the 11 minute episode bomb format to really satisfyingly tie up
Right now we have-
The diamond authority/homeworld war on earth
The cluster
Jasper in a hole
Peridot now lives here I guess
Rose's mysterious past
Lapis' fate on earth
Like, we gotta tie up some loose ends here. Shatter a gem, actually put a definitive "this is over" on a side plot, give us something besides "OH, ARE THEY GONNA BE BACK!?"
>>82821421
It was. Those last two episodes could have been stretched out to five or six easily. Why write it so you have to resolve two serious arcs at the same time?
>>82821726
Don't forget about all of the corrupted gems.
>>82821564
In this case, yes. Steven was the only one who could've done that, none of the other Gems would ever have considered getting the shards to talk to each other.
So Steven is the either most massive deus-ex character ever or Rose was such a forward-thinking master brinksman that she knew destroying the cluster wouldn't work and the only way to nullify it would be through her future offspring's part-humanity. Meaning Greg was only a fleshy pawn who arrived at precisely the right time in order for her to set up this scenario.
>>82821726
Jasper is dead though
>>82821244
If they make it more like Mario Kart, they'd be golden.
>>82821760
not again...
>>82821507
Even if it wouldn't be sexual, it'd be intimate.
>>82821523
That's why Garnet would explain it to Connie.
>>82821421
>>82821741
Because we are done with Peridemption and are now moving on to Lapis. This show has always been about the characters first and foremost.
>>82821726
Lapis and Peridot are living in the barn to be secondary characters despite Peridot being a CG
>>82821751
I don't know what you are talking about. The plan was to destroy the cluster, but it wasn't working. Steven was nonetheless able to bubble the Cluster.
>>82821787
she's not a CG until she gets a fucking star
>>82820341
I disagree, that other Ronaldo episode was better.
>>82819568
>>82819616
Where are the rest of the leaks? Shouldn't the first 2 minutes of the episode be out yet?
>>82820341
RTKS was awful. The animation was bad, there was no character development, and there was no lore.
>>82820332
It don't matta, nunadis mattas
>>82821726
it's not like the show ends with the next bomb
next few episodes will probably be focused on Lapis, the CGs, and some SoL shit
>>82821468
>and find a way to restore all of the shattered Gems that it's composed of, on top of that.
Why? It seems perfectly happy just talking to itself.
>>82821831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SOX6LpK_CU
>>82821862
>SoL
What does this stand for, because all I can think of is the Satellite of Love
>>82821868
By "talking to itself" I'm going to assume it is slowly developing into a god-tier intelligence.
>>82821868
The ultimate endgoals for the CGs are:
-Restore all corrupted gems and (possibly) all gem shards
-Defeat Homeworld or enter a state in which Earth is safe from their attacks (possibly coming up with a way to stop Gem society from being world conquering assholes if the show goes on long enough)
>>82821844
but it was pure laffs
>>82821888
Shit out of Luck.
>>82820810
das wierd Sug Night
>>82821894
>MFW The Cluster decides to HAL the planet
>>82821888
Slice of Life. Since the major issues are resolved for a while we'll probably be seeing some normal Beach City antics involving Lapis until the next major plot point crops up.
>>82821888
"Slice of Life"
basically where the characters aren't working towards a goal or to defeat a thing, they just go about their daily whatever and we get to tag along
>>82820979
Inkscape Ladies and gentlegems
>>82821884
Yup, she's gonna try to guilt trip Steven into going with her, which results in her emotionally dead state when she realizes the only way she can be near Steven is by being with the Gems she despises most.
Also, I'm shocked Garnet didn't point out that the whole Malachite incident was 100% Lapis' doing.
>>82821929
THRUST
When do you think peridot will get a star? Where will she put it?
I hopse she does it in her hair like others have theorised
>>82821925
This is SU, so it will probably become a giant Earth defense system that deflects Homeworld ships.
>>82820982
Too Short to Ride is a flashback episode.
>>82821945
The ass so Steven can see it whenever he looks.
>>82821884
>it's another off model episode
>>82821945
bottom
>>82821958
>>82821938
But Anon, ignoring everything she's done everytime we've seen her, she's done nothing wrong.
>>82821983
>>82821938
Garnet's not that much of a dick.
What I want to see resolved is the fact that Pearl didn't seem to be aware that the mirror was powered by a gem and the rest of the CGs were pretty clueless when Lapis first appeared.
>>82821719
>PERIDOT!
>You're as useless as I thought!
>THIS is the real Cluster!
>You and your 'friend' will DIE HERE!
>>82821990
I'm actually happy Same Old World isn't Lapis accepting Earth, but instead trying to leave it again. Shows that she's still selfish.
>>82821945
>>82821468
>warp it out of the planet's core
>They put it in/on/orbiting the moon
Fuck son, this shit is the Ten Tails.
>>82821868
>>82821894
>>82821904
They likely can't undo the forced fusion.
It talking to itself, however, could bring it to some kind of inner peace and let it form safely and whole.
This thing is their Diebuster for when homeworld invades
>>82821719
>>82821983
>>82822000
ah, so that's why she got put in the mirror; Lapis gets blamed for the prank.
>>82822083
I won't scatter your sorrows to the heartless sea
Which Gem will Steven fuse with first? Amethyst, Garnet, Lapis, Pearl, Peridot, orJasper?
>>82821884
>Steven doesn't finish the story so he can check on Lapis
>Her hair apparantly grew wildly at the front for no reason
>Garnet comes to get him to finish the story
>Next scene he's sleeping outside the barn
What? Did they just skip the gems reaction to Steven pacifying a world ending threat by calming billions of fragmented minds? Just for Lapis?
No. She needs to leave forever, fuck off.
>>82822122
>>82822136
11 minutes anon. 11 minute episodes
>>82822083
>>82822142
Steven with a limb enhancer for a prosthetic arm would be so cool.
>>82822136
>that image
Y-You got to cup the balls, C-Connie! You g-*burp*-ot'a cup the balls and work the shaft!
>>82821884
>Peri and Lapis' hair
Hooboy
>>82820827
I thought he said "War", was War even in the lyrics?
>>82822183
>>82822162
Didn't Sugar say that SU being a storyboarder driven episode sometimes meant they had trouble with pacing?
>>82822183
>>82821884
This show is leaking harder than a chinese submarine
>>82822245
Would the gems be able to defeat War?
>>82821884I'm so fucked up.
>>82822142
I will always be with you.
Plant your roots in me.
>>82822266
Drunk pearl is best pearl.
>>82821064
Same, wish someone would edit Steven jumping through a window.
>>82822277
>>82822162
Well they didn't need that scene since it was pointless
>being in that type of fusion must have been tiring, she'll need some time to get better
>fucks off that very night
>>82822296
>>82822297
Holy shit if this show actually had a gurren lagaan time skip. I would ejaculate on the spot.
>>82822283
>I just like not having to remember for a while.
I want an episode where one of the gemshopefully Pearlgets exposed to some magical space tech shit and effectively becomes drunk, but not explicitly so because this is a children's cartoon and alcohol is bad. Stay in school, kids.
>>82822321
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Shell shocked milennium long war veteran pearl is best pearl
>that one image where her hands are shaking and she asks for someone to light her cigarette
>>82822283
Not sure if Steven agrees.
>>82822297
where is this from? some avatar legends?
>>82822300
Having another scene about the Cluster is pointless, we already saw how they reacted and what happened in Gem Drill.
>>82822342
discount-supervillain.tumblr.com
>>82822337
>And I didn't fight a thousand year war for this planets independence to take orders from the likes of YOU!
Sometimes, Pearl.
Sometimes you're alright.
>>82822359
no, I mean this concept of his look
>>82821057
shouldn't be that difficult or expensive, lapis is a semi precious stone. Also, teardrop shape is pretty common for amorphous stones to be ground to.
>>82822337
Shell shocked? Pearl is the kind of person that comes back from war and reminisces about the war was the best part of her life and how awesome it was to kill people.
>>82822297
>>82822379
It's meant to be some kind of band-end Steven.
>>82822340
Who cares what Steven thinks
>>82822337
Exactly.
>>82822379
If you meant that, why didn't you communicate that meaning?
>>82822337
>that one image where her hands are shaking and she asks for someone to light her cigarette
I don't have that one.
>>82822394
>Who cares what Steven thinks
I do.
>>82821868
That's not happiness it was a compromise. One anon compared it to everyone in hell relying on each other for support.
>>82822399
sorry Im autistic a little bit
>>82819883
Pussy.
>>82822361
I really hope we get more of war-time Pearl.
>>82821326
>Peridot's limb enhancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQMJxv9ZKs
>>82822021
It's Gutsman!
>>82822459
>What happens in Empire City, never sleeps!
Fucking lost it
>>82822459
>That Jersey shade
Holy shit I am actually cracking upI grew up in Toms River
When will Steven be able to make her happy again?
>>82822403
PTSD pearl best pearl
>>82822459
>I guess I can see why you like it
She's gonna reveal that she still hates Earth despite this, isn't she?
>>82822459
>The boot
Kek/10, I want this fucking episode to come out already.
>>82822459
goodbye my heart
>>82822426
Hell's not that bad probably. After years of torture you'd probably stop feeling it and they'd stop since there's no point at that stage.
>>82822022Diebuster was shit.
>>82822459
What the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15FM9olveas
This popped up in my related videos.
>>82822459
Sell me up the fucking river folks
>>82822459
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, THEY MIGHT AS WELL RELEASE THE WHOLE EPISODE GODDAMMIT
>>82822089
Nah she was punished for rubbing it in her lord's face.
http://imgur.com/EFEUvZ0
>>82822538
Fuck you kiddo, all 3 of the Gainax OVA series were great.
And besides, Gunbuster may have had a god tier ending but literally nothing happened in the first half.
>>82819677
Dohohoho
>>82822459
DID THEY JUST REFERENCE THE MARAHUTE FLIGHT SEQUENCE FROM RESCUERS DOWN UNDER?!
>>82822521
If Pearl doesn't eat at all, she can probably get drunk incredibly easily.
>>82822459
ahahahahahahahaha
>>82822547
i spy with my little eye a water panties
>>82822465GUTSMAN'S ASS.
>>82822123
I'm hoping either peridot or amethyst
>>82822459
HOW DOES HER WINGS WORKS?
Even in outter space
Can someone explain me this?
>>82822459
>What about the shadowy place?
>That is Jersey. You must never go there.
I love how Ney York is Empire City and Jersey is still Jersey.
>>82822681
How does a magic space rock project a physical body made of light?
>>82822649
Way to botch that belly-to-belly suplex, Steven.
>>82822681
Alcubierre drive.
The wings are for show, like an on button light.
>>82822683
Same. The keystone state. Empire city. Beach city. And there's just New Jersey
>>82822681
magic! *hand wave*
How will Steven convert Jasper? How will he melt that heart of stone?
>>82822681
storytelling fiat
>>82822735
With his spit on her nose or her spit on his dick.
>>82822459
BEACH SUMMER FUN BUDDIES ARE BACK
>I think you'll like it here. They seem to hate the earth too
My sides
>PBBFFFFT
And now they're being silly again just like in Mirror Gem
Fuck I'm looking forward to this episode. Not so much for Lamar and Katie's storyboards but the story and comedy seems good enough already.
>Wacky roommate
They're not even subtle about the upcoming Lapis/Peridot roommate interactions
>>82822459
>>82822459
This is Steven and Connie on Lion's back running on the surface of the Ocean above a pod of whales tier whimsy. I love it.
>>82822735
I think it'll take him standing up against something YD does that crosses even Jasper's line
>>82822735
Kindness.
>>82822681
How did Steven and Peridot drill to a point far beneath a spot on the other side of the country in two hours by going straight down?
Cartoon motherfucker.
>>82822459
Lapisfags have been building on a nonexistant personality for so long, I don't know how they will react to this.
>>82822311
Thanks anon! I'm gonna save this twice just in case.
>>82822683
Jersey is always Jersey, we can't get rid of it.
>>82822459
Lapis is more appealing in deviantart or tumblr fanart than here, she look's like that funny alien from 9gag
>>82822330
fuck you
>>82822771
>If I fuck this thing, steven will remain pure!
>>82822813
The same can be said with Jasperfags.
>>82822821
>not even using the perfect opportunity to say "Fuck me, anon".
You are just so awful at everything, Indexer.
>>82822459
They're so cute, my heart
>>82822829
But the episode is about Lapis. What's your point?
>>82822123
Peridot. They've both never fused with another Gem.It's too bad Connie took Steven's Fusion virginity.
>>82822459
Beach Summer Fuck Buddies when?
>>82822813
I like it, I'm glad the fart thing was referenced.
>>82822853
Eh, it's alright. I guess I can see why you like it.
>>82822876
I mean that Jasperfags have been building upon Jasper for so long when we've barely had any episodes with her.
>>82819551
>>82822459
>Lapis on the couch Edition
I'm still holding out for bitch-Lapis.
>>82822880
>It's too bad Connie took Steven's Fusion virginity.
There's still his Gem-fusion virginity, but personally I hope Pearl takes it.
>>82822903Lapisfag isn't even derogatory, anon. You don't have to get defensive by dragging other gems into a discussion about a character specific episode.
>>82822735
Zhe will convert at the end of Zher life like Darth Vader
>>82822965
I'm not a Lapisfag though, I don't even like her.
>>82822459
So Steven suggests to Lapis that the bloody barn of all places alongside an enemy of hers is a place she should live ?
>>82822459
fucking fun/10 lovin it
>>82822893
When you're dealt tablescraps you take what you can get.
>Lapis is gonna claim she likes Earth.
>Breaks down near the end and says she still hates it and begs Steven to just go with her to space.
I'm excited.
>>82823014
Well the problem is that you use lapisfag derogatorily.
>End of same old world
>Lapis tears in her eyes starts to leave
>"Wait, Lapis! Don't leave! I'll miss you!"
>"Don't worry steven..."
>Looks over shoulder
>Jersey is just a short drive away
Do you think Rebecca named Steven after her brother because she hassecret desires for wincest?
>>82823017
Actually he suggested an apartment in either Empire City or Jersey. I'm hoping she lives in Jersey. I want her to stop by the temple every weekend and bitch about her life.
>>82823075
discuss this on /trash/
>>82823063
>Lapis comes back looking like that bitch from Jersey Shore
>>82823022
Just to be clear, my post was referencing the dialogue in the video.
>>82823063
It'd actually be kind of interesting if Lapis decided to go to the city or something and live among humans.
I mean, she's now a traitor to homeworld and she dislikes the CGs, so it would be a pretty fair outcome.
>>82823088
I'm already in /trash/'s /co/ district.
All this talk about Jersey is reminding me of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYRM3BN6Mkg
Why does everyone hate jersey?
>>82820569
>implying doctors and nurses don't smoke.
>>82823148
Jersey Shore.
I haven't laughed once watching this show.
It is a very interesting cartoon and pretty much my favorite.
But the comedy isn't funny.
>>82822465
>>82822672
>>82822459
>actual real world joke references
oh my god this the best episode, my sides
>>82823183
PFFFT
>>82822882
>>82822921
>>82823148
>Ridiculous tolls and rent
>We get New York's traffic so North Jersey is gridlocked almost every day
>One of the biggest centers of organized crime, especially the italian mafia
>North Jersey's urban areas (Newark, Weehawken, Jersey City) are crime holes filled with Niggers
>Everyone is jealous of our amazing beaches
But beyond all that, On the whole people from New Jersey are just very unpleasant. We don't talk to strangers. We get very angry very easily. and we are VERY bad drivers.
>>82822643
i thought it more like HTTYD.
>>82823237
Can someone post original pic?
>>82823242
Fix the white patch.
>>82822459
>entire episode is them shittalking the Earth and having fun
good
>>82822459
>may 11 2016
woah woah , this was an unlisted link for THIS long?
>>82822758
huh. i thought her wings emanated from her gem.
>>82819960
He does cause a lot of discourse, usually unintentionally.
But it doesn't help he comes off as a huge ass most of the time.
Why Rebecca and Ian haven't told him to cut it down on the Twitter shit I have no idea.
>>82823308
>shittalking the Earth
Uh, no, just Jersey.Are you trying to be edgy?
>>82823306
which?
>>82819670
What did I tell you about picking up trash? Put that back where you found it.
>>82823328
>Why Rebecca and Ian haven't told him to cut it down on the Twitter shit I have no idea.
They probably have, but behind curtains and not in public.
>>82823342
How about you stop posting on your fucking phone, Indexer. I'm talking about the only white patch in the whole image.
>>82822735
>Jasper finds some way to contact homeworld, >YD, disgusted by Jasper's failure on earth sends something to attack and terminate Jasper
>Steven valiantly save her from it
>Jasper becomes enamored with Steven and his bravery
>Jasper disowns homeworld, becomes CGLapis uses the whoopie cushion on Jasper every chance she gets.
>>82823395
Not that guy but I don't see any white patches.
>>82823395
point it out using whatever image editing software you have available
>>82823183
I've laughed at some of the Garnet bits, but comedy isn't really it's strong suit.
>>82823432
I have smiled at some parts, but never actually laughed.
>>82823242
This is nearly three times the size with no discernible difference from reading distance.
Tell me again, why is it superior?
>>82823395
ah, you mean the second to last panel with the star tee?
That's probably as big as the resolution gets, it can't be helped unless you wanna do it yourself.
>>82823183
How were you not dying of laughter at this scene?
>>82823237
>>82823183
What cartoons make you laugh? I rarely laugh at shows iwatch, its more like blowing air through my nose.
>>82823464
>white borders
No thank you.
>>82823480
thank you <3
>>82823466
I didn't laugh but I did smile.
>>82823463
Don't look at pearl's speed bubble
>>82823244>>Everyone is jealous of our amazing beachesbeaches are the litter boxes of earth. nothing to be too proud of.
>>82823463
Autism. The answer is autism.
>>82823512
Motherfucker they aren't filled with cat shit
>>82823485
>what cartoons make you laugh
Good question, I don't think there is any cartoon that makes me laugh, but sometimes I giggle or smile.
>>82823464
>it can't be helped unless you wanna do it yourself.
Yes it can be helped, by posting this >>82822921
version.
>>82823495
it's difficult to find any decent stitches since the artist deleted the entire post from his blog
>>82823544
no, but they are loaded with fecal matter. enjoy your E Coli.
>>82823547
>"This cartoon doesn't make me laugh"
>"Okay what cartoons make you laugh"
>"None of them"
So why the fuck are you even acting like it's some sort of shortcoming of the show?
>>82823580
>jpg
aww well I guess it's the best one anyway
>>82823496
no prob, bob.
>>82823601
That wasn't my intention.
My fault.
>>82823614
Honestly, I don't know what the problem is with jpg when the artifacting isn't even discernible at reading distance. We aren't fucking saving these things for posterity.
>>82823601
>>82823665
alriiight alriight my goodness. Can't we just sit back and enjoy happy Lapis
>>82823665
Don't even bother.
>>82822459
Lapis' voice seems off, like the "I see why you'd like it" part, toolow or like they did it in one shot, dunno.
>>82822921
>bitch Lapis
>the Jap definition of "bitch" from doujins
Suddenly Dick Squad has a whole other meaning.
>tfw a cute elegant girl won't rub her feet all over your table
(And I'm not even a footfag, believe it or not, I'm the kind of guy who would wash the table afterwards, but it would still be hot seeing her do it).
>>82823716
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>RUB
>>82820429
Think Connie might get a little jealous of that situation?
>Would make for an interesting episode.
Damn if I was you I wouldn't like me either
>>82823786
Connie would probably be proud that Steven could fuse with a Gem. Remember Stevonnie telling Pearl that she should be proud of Steven for fusing?
>>82823786
Too Short to Ride, maybe?
>>82819551
Do you think Connie is gonna come over to the house one day and just see a rehabed Lapis sitting at the couch while Steven makes her a bagel sandwich or something and Connie just goes "Oh hey! Wait arent you..." and then Lapis says "Oh hey there, I tried to drown you before with Steven! Yeah sorry about that, I'm Lapis; I live here now!"
Cause I kinda want that. I want a rehabilitied Lapis who is totally cool with her murderous past
>>82822944
I know, though! I just mentioned it in my post!
Lapis more like Lapiss off you annoying blue brat
So who is left in the crewniverse to love Lapis now that Zuke has revealed her true green colors and Lapis is actually a character again?
>>82823600
Do you go to the beach and just start eating sand?
That Lion King reference tho.
>>82823821
>Too Short to Ride
has a naughty sexual connotation now....
>>82823938
Season 2 had a disturbing lack of sexual jokes. Hopefully Season 3 has them all.
>>82823889
do you walk, sit and roll around on a beach?
>>82823885
Are you retarded? Lapis is still Zuke's waifu.
>>82823955
No, I levitate above the ground
>>82823955
Not that anon, but that really would be enough to get sick.
>>82823786
>inteligent ayylmao waifu
>elegant water waifu
>coming soon: daring muscle waifu
Connie might as well just give up.
>>82823972
oh sorry, i didn't realize you identify as an attack helicopter.
>>82820051
>>82823980
>daring muscle waifu
there aren't any buff/workout members of beach city are there?
>>82820051
Just look at this little slut. He is just asking to be cuddled wearing that hoodie.
>>82821884
"MUH FEELINGS"
>>82819781
Its that shit of Deal With It really in the Cartoon? I'am seeing it everywhere
>>82823980
Don't forget the original three Mom-waifus.WE
>>82824033
Steven was all like, MUH FEELINGS!
keked
>>82823967
No when Peridot became Perismol Zuke said on her Twitter something along the lines of "Muhahahaha she was my true love all along!" and then proceeded to post a bunch of images of Peridot
So I think Lapis is 2nd to Peridot for her
Gonna use this for thursday
Where can I find cute pictures ofStevidot? Whenever I browse the tag on Tumblr it's just people accusing each other of being pedophiles
>>82824033
>>82824052
Peridot is seemingly increasingly supposed to represent the fan base.
>>82824053
No, she didn't. Stop spouting bullshit. She just was happy that she could show how much she liked Peridot too after Catch and Release.
>>82824058
I'm gonna use this
>>82824044
JUST MIGHT BE
>>82823980
Steven's going to have a tough time going through puberty.
>>82824058
I just realized I enjoy Garnet smiles the most... does this mean I'm a Garnetfag?
>>82824058
Not if I use it first!
>>82824058
WUZ
>>82824088rip iwata
>>82824091
Harem when?
>>82824028
>Steven get cuddled by all three Crystal Gems simultaneously
>then he gets four way cuddled by the Homeworld Gems
>Connie walks into the room
>Steven is a completely cuddled-up, cuddled-out mess
>she still can't resist
>cuddles him while crying
>Steven doesn't even understand where he is at this point
>>82822459
Dammit im shipping them again. FUCK CONNIE
>>82824191
What stopped you from shipping them in the first place?
Is there any Pearl x Peridot SFW art out there?
>>82824129
DIAMONZ
>>82824068
tumblr searching is a fucking pain since they don't really keep track of old stuff.
there were probably tons of good stuff during the last bomb and the one before that.
Try searching for "Steven Peridot" rather than the Stevidot tag, since that can be used to complain about it as well.
>>82824167
>harem
Worse than futa
>>82819972
>that pic
NOPE
NOPE NOPE NOPE
FUCK THIS
MY AUTISM CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT
>>82824228
are the crystal
>>82824232
Ian confirmed that this is a harem show.
>>82824203
Steven and Pedirot
>>82824111
She has nice smiles, they probably share first place with Pearl's, although they have very different appeal.
>>82824232
How about futa harem?
>>82824259
Keep in in /trash/, please
>>82824273
>doxy
wew
>>82824191
They're made for each other.
>>82824270
You can still ship Lapis and Steven, even if you ship Peridot and Steven, too. Hell, I've got so many Steven ships but none of them interfere with each other.
>>82824232
>implying harem futa isn't the best
What's the point of having a lot of girls while having only one dick?
>>82820013
music and atmosphere definitely helped out. I think I literally got chills down my spine at this scene>>82820173, though it was a bit over the top.
Really, it was amazing for people who had kept up with the show from the beginning.
>>82824316
Yes, that's okay, but only as long as they truly love him. Just make sure to give us the link when you're done.
>>82824302
Beat me to saying it.
>>82824240
>>82824093
not as much as the gems & Connie are...
>>82824330
Alright enjoy your ban I guess
>>82824304
Nah i stopped shipping Steven and Pedirot after that tweet of a guy saying they are just friends and anyway Steven and Lapis was my first ship in this show plus they are cuter
>>82824232
This.
Jasper is a lady.
>>82824350
>>82824263
>>82824283
>>82824311
>>82824316
>liking selfinstering fetish
Get better taste or go back to >>>/a/
>>82824349
wet hair peri when
>>82824303
Sugar better deliver
>>82824338I'm posting it on /aco/ first, then the link.
>>82824363
has the show ever confirmed if that was hair or a headpiece?
>>82824351
Uncle Grandpa killing the Cluster immediately after Steven talks to it
>>82824370
Love your work, Scribble, but Connie's ear looks weird.
>>82824351
Peridot molesting Steven while he's unconscious during Gem Drill
>>82824370
Earthbound x Steven Universe game when?
Just a thought.
>Steven x Peridot
Peridot is too pure for that clod
>>82822921
God I love bitch Lapis
>>82824363
Now.
>>82824466
Maybe they should get that dick out their ass
Would you fug Pearl
>>82824492
Steven would.
>>82824492
No, but I'd fug Peridot.
>>82824506
But would you
>>82824491b-but muh prostate...
>>82824492
I wouldhold handswith.
>>82824492
No, Amethyst is much better.
>>82824512
Why not both at the same time?
>>82819551
>wacky roommate
THEY KNOW
>>82824538
Because Pearl is for Steven
>>82824531
Amethyst is shit.
>>82824492
Pearl is much more suited for romance and classy erotica than fucking.
>>82824557
>not double-teaming Pearl with Steven
You aren't thinking enough anon.
>>82824560
>romance and classy
yep. she sure is.
>>82824544
>>82824316
Is Steven going to be an adult, or his canon age? I'm fine with either, but preferably adult.
>>82824577
Kinda too hairy. But still pretty.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>82824627
>>82824627
>>82824627
NEW THREAD
>>82824544
I figured it was an american sitcom joke, but I guess that works too.
I really hope she stays mad at Peri for at least the next two episodes.
>>82824615
What if her voice sounded like she smoked 10 packs of cigarettes a day?
>>82824559
you're shit
>>82824655
it sounds about halfway there already.
>>82820957
Joe and Jeff are the best at action scenes.
Raven and Paul are best at creepy episodes.
Zuke and Hilary make everyone sexy.
Lamar and Katie kinda suck.
>>82820614
>No holidays
They celebrated New Years in Maximum Capacity, didn't they?
>>82824492
Do hate fugs count?
>>82820896
Wouldn't it make more sense to have Beta, Earthlings, and Back 2 the Moon written by the same people throughout?
>>82824081
She literally did though
>>82820673
Oh, so this is the blue gem.
I like her.
>>82824355
>listening to matt when he says diamonds dont poof when we know they do
>>82825019
The show has never done it like that, and it's confirmed that it won't be an actual three-parter anyway
>>82822459
She looks so happy.
;~;
Today I saw that picture, and remembered my thoughts from times when I don't watched the show and saw this image first time.
I thought that this is some anime about exploring space on some ship (like Star Trek or that new star wars show), and team of astronauts bring a kid on the ship for some reason, but he clearly just an team pet/mascot/comic relief, like kid from Speedy Racer.
And that left one with spear is most likely the captain of the ship with "blood knight" attitude and the hell of arrogance, ready to brutally take down any foe with her spear. Also she probably goes into constant anime-style pathos speaches about beleiving in something, or the power of heart/spirit or something like that
And that purple brat is possibly a villain or reformed villain, kinda "evil teammate".
And that right one is just a team big guy. Probably a quiet one.
Just thought how so much changed from that time, while i watched the show and found out who characters are.
What was your first thoughts when you heard about the show?
>>82825162
Not for long
>>82820407
I think I fucked up.
>>82825205
So you thought it was going to be an action adventure show.
Yeah you might want to keep that to yourself some folks around here believe that to be wrong think.
>>82823815
But would Connie get jealous of the attention Peridot receives?
>Or, the other way around?
>>82824512