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Jehovah's Witness Anti-Lesbian Cartoon

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It's that time again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnk52bU92oE
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>>82689883
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>>82689883
I want to see /ll/ between that mother and daughter.
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>>82689929
Yes someone should draw that

You know um to sent it to the creator as revenge and such
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>>82689883
The triggering part is they encourage the kid to proselytize, other than that, whatever, I don't really give a shit.
The animation is better than I would have thought. The mom's hot.
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>>82689883
I honestly don't know what's America's problem with muslims, seems like they'll feet in perfectly
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>>82689947
>>82689929
Oh god, yes
We need drawbros on this shit
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>>82689952
That's why I'm not over fond of JWs. Believe what you want just don't bang on my door once a week shoving pamphlets in my face.
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>>82689883
>/r/ing the mom getting fucked by the teacher calling for Jehovah
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>>82689883
>Your gay spouse is contraband airport luggage that keeps you out of heaven.
Whatever happened to believing in Jesus? Is this one of those "if you really believed, you would agree on every other opinion we have about everything" deals?
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Fuck the /ll/, I want to see the girl try to convert her friend, and her friend turns out to be that kid from the tranny comic.

Comedy fucking gold right there
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>>82689883
The only thing i don't get is.. she doesnt explain why he didn't want gays in paradise. Like, two people love each other but that doesnt matter. Straight to hell for that just because.

Also, "the mensagem didn't change" is bullshit. Considering how much religion had to adapt, even completely contradicting their texts.
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>>82689883

They are right through.
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>>82690049
I'd rather see her friend convert her to the pure love between two girls.
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>>82689883
>Later, Jesus said the same thing!

Notice that she didn't say which Bible passage he did that in, like she did with every other thing.
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Would Jehovah object to drawing Rule 34 of the mother and daughter?
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>>82690040

Sorry /co/mblr, but no, you don't go to heaven while actively engaging into sin. There is a huge difference between having a fault and regretting, or standing in a state of constant and consciously faults.
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>>82690085

Jesus also didn't say anything about bestiality. Protip: there is a reason for that.
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>>82690049
>tranny comic
You'll have to be more specific
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>>82690096
Yeah, fucking /co/mblr. With their mixed fabrics, and their shellfish.
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>>82689883
I'm suddenly very worried about the church opening in town
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>>82689984
Well Muslims and Jehova's Witnesses are both backwards walking jokes that should be ridiculed. Maybe they should team up.
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>>82690105
Why do Christians always jump to comparing homosexuality to bestiality.
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>>82690096
So I guess all those Christians who eat pork, or cast the first stone without having sinned themselves are all going to hell.
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>>82689883
"people can change"
But we dont.
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>this religion is creepy and indoctrinating children
>we should respect the religions of others
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>>82690108
>>82690128

ITT: I don't know about the meaning, composition or purpose of the old laws so I will act like they are all the same.

>>82690126

Because they are both sins?
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>>82689883
I wish there was a law in Western countries that required parents to teach their kids all about 2 other religions in addition to their own so the kid could make their own choice from a more knowledgeable point of view.
Dunno how you'd enforce it though. Plus religion is all about indoctrination at its core so there's that too.
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>>82690106
Assigned male most likely. it would be hilarious it would be the first time in her life she would be justified in tearing into someone.
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>>82690105
Protip: saying Jesus said something when he didn't is still a lie, even if you think he WOULD have said it.
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>The bible

>Anything about same-sex relations between women

Free speech is bad.
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>>82690096
That sounds catholic. Don't you have a statue or painting to worship? Maybe you can find a piece of toast that looks like a face, and erect a shrine to it.
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>>82690157

> people cannot change
> look I changed
> oh you were just confused, you were never gay anyway
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>>82690164
>Because they are both sins?
I'm not a citizen of Jerusalem. If I'm allowed to eat pork despite Leviticus, what's stopping me from having sex with men? Why should I only pay attention to one "sin" and not the other, even though they're only sins according to Leviticus?
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>>82690049
Got a link to said comic?
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>>82690164
>Christfag on /co/

That
is
ADORABLE
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>>82690188
it's a double-edged sword.
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>>82690168
Religion is pretty much only alive because of tradition. Popular culture and mass media have pretty much replaced the most literal function of the church, giving people an idea on how they ought to behave. And social media has pretty much replaced the need to reach out to community, by putting everyone in their bottle cliques instead of making people come together.

Though this is purely a first world conceit, religion is strong in third world countries without a lot of technological access.
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>>82690204

REAL christians get to decide which parts of the bible should make it into law and which don't have to.

Killing men with long hair? Allowing states to ban tattooing? Banning sales of clothes that mix fabrics? No... That's not a christian issue.

Allowing discrimination against gay citizens? YES. THAT is the part of the bible that must be cared about.
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>>82690094
There's nothing in the bible that says a dog can't play basketball
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>>82690188
It's good, that way idiots can make evident that they're idiots.
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>>82690168
I know it's gonna sound like I'm an edgy le atheist teen, but my parents instead of teaching me any religion bought me a encyclopedia for kids and I was better for it

Later I was able to figure out for myself what's worth beliving and what not
specifically our lord a saviour Satan, hail
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>>82689883
Well good.

Lesbians are a shit fetish.
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>>82690252
You're thinking "scat"
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>>82690222
Well if I have to choose between the wasteland of idiots worshiping celebrities and trends while doing drugs or the wasteland of idiots worshiping angry gods and fairy tales while farming dirt I'll pick the one with Internet porn
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>>82690252
While I agree, I still believe they should be treated like any other couple. I may not find lesbians attractive but I don't hate them.
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>>82690268
What about lesbionic scatology?
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Where is the movie where they don't celebrate the girl's birthday because doing so is sin?

What about the one where she dies because her parents refuse to get her a blood transfusion?
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>>82690222
You're forgetting the ability of the state to actually enforce a lot of their laws, making a "even if we don't catch you, God will" discourse way less useful to rulers.

>>82690230
kek, I understood that reference
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Once again, people use their religion as justification for their homophobia. Seriously, if thw idea of two women kissing troubles you so much that you go out of your way to fund and make this, the problem lies squarely with you.
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>>82690280
something like this.
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>>82690184

I agree in this point, but the thing is that A) Jesus didn't say every thing because that would be stupid. Who knows in year 2XXX there won't be people pushing bestial acceptance?

The correct is to say that Paul disciple of God reinforced it.

>>82690197

Not catholic, mostly because idols are bad.

>>82690204

Because you don't know what's the difference between Israelite ceremonial and sexual laws. But let me return to you: what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog? It's right on the same page of sleeping with men.

>>82690210

I know this is gay central, but I enjoy certain neutral comics.
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>tfw this thread is going to get deleted without any rule 34 made
there is no god
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>>82689883
My two cents: if your god doesn't like two women smashing vag then he's a faggot and you can fuck off with him. Same stance on Muslims and dogs. If your special book doesn't want me to scratch Fido on his cute fuzzy belly then into the garbage it goes.
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>>82689883
>white dude married delicious brown
At the very least JW have good taste
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>>82690275
Oh yeah no, for sure. It's just that I'm saying that religion is already pretty much going by the wayside because of the technological shift. People already make their minds more often than not, so if you wanted to make people more aware, the idea would be to make more countries more technologically literate so they shit post on Facebook instead of going to church.

Memes are the new religion.
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>>82690305
the is no Jeezuz
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>>82690275
This guy gets it.
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>>82690304
>I agree in this point, but the thing is that A) Jesus didn't say every thing because that would be stupid.
But if you're going to claim he said a particular thing, then he better have said it, otherwise you're a liar.

There's no "ifs", "ands", or "buts" about it. Stop putting words in Jesus's mouth. If you can't argue against something without saying, "Jesus WOULD have said it" when he actually didn't, then you're really just speaking for Jesus, aren't you. You think you have the authority to do that? Claim you know what Jesus is thinking?

Fucking false idol. Get out of here.
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>>82690328
there is no ALLAH!
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>>82690299
Man, I wish people stopped using the word homophobia. People who have beef with gaya aren't scared of them, they're disgusted. Men are seen as weaker for being gay and women are seen as out of ljne, so it's noT fear, it's disgust.

What's the Latin word for disgust again?
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>when /pol/ makes a /co/
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I like how in the first one the mother makes her child throw someone elses toy in the trash.
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>>82690349

I feel comfortable saying that Jesus yes reproved homosexuality, just like Jesus reproved adultery, just like Jesus WOULD reprove bestiality. Jesus was a follower of the law, because the law was given by God.
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>>82689883
Mercifully short
I refuse to click any links to this pinknews site though I'm going to wrap myself in a cocoon of ignorance and tell myself it's probably a respectable site rather then social justice trash.
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>>82690364
The definition of phobia is a fear of or aversion to something.

I wish people who can't read would stop telling people to stop using words.
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>>82690364
Puget or abominatio.
So it'd be homopigetism or homoabominatism
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>>82690364
>People who have beef with gaya
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>>82690395
I want God's cummies
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>>82690374
>discussion and debate hurts my feelings
Fuck off, these sort of threads a breath of fresh air from the waifu threads and if pussies like you don't get it pruned it'll reach 500 posts in no time
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>>82690364
Phobia isn't just used for fear anon, it can be used for an exrtreme aversion to something to. I have Mycophobia, but I don't scream everytime I see a mushroom, I just avoid fungus like the plague
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>>82690395
God is a man made construct. He only exists in your mind to remind you that jerking off is a no no.
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>>82690395
>Jesus was a follower of the law
Casual here, didn't he get killed for not respecting laws?
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>>82690413

Because people say God is a man? :^)

Stop being a fag anon.
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>>82690416
What, really?
I'm sorry anon but that's just funny.
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>>82690414
here's is your (You)
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>>82690395
>I feel comfortable saying that Jesus yes reproved homosexuality
Yes, I'm sure you do feel comfortable pretending Jesus agrees with you on every single thing.

But that's not the same as Jesus actually agreeing with you. Show me that a ban on homosexuality is anything more than an Israelite law, non-applicable to those who do not live in Jerusalem.

See. You can't. All you have is your own feelings, fed to you by false idols. You, who think you can speak for God, you disgust me. All I can hope for is that God will forgive your blasphemy, because I won't.
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>>82689883

Jesus was always kissing dudes, hanging out with hookers, healing people for free and pirating movies online, why do so many different types of Christians hate that shit?
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>religion talk
This will go well.
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>>82690460
What movies would Jesus like?
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>>82690454
>Yes, I'm sure you do feel comfortable pretending Jesus agrees with you on every single thing.

Hey, just like Christians!
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>>82690473
broke back mountain.
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>>82690431

According to the Pharisees, who actually 'followed' but forgot many of it's tenets.

>>82690429

That's an interesting argument, but you are now moving from the homosexuality in the Bible argument.

Frankly if you don't believe God exists it's purposeless to discuss his law, since after all you won't follow them anyway. But I don't feel like opening this can before finishing the previous one.
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>>82690473
He unironically watches a live recording of a Rent performance every other weekend.
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>>82690461
Actually it's not going half bad. It seems more civil than any discussion of the topic that can be found on a fox news or Huffington post comments section.
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>>82690473
Wall-E, he would agree that eve is best girl
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>>82690473
Batman v Superman
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>>82690495
He cries a little bit every time Angel dies.
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>>82690493
>Frankly if you don't believe God exists it's purposeless to discuss his law

Yes it is, because "sins" are things Christians made up that they treat as fact. You can't use something as a fact when it's only a fact to you
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>>82690473
Raimi's Spider-Man.
But I'd like his opinion on The Man from Earth and Saint Young Men.
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>>82690402
>The definition of phobia is a fear of or aversion
But only within reason.
Just because you hate MLP or SU doesn't mean you're autismophobic or crying & singingmophobic.
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>>82690493
But wasn't the old testament itself pretty clear that anyone who would come and pretend to be/be viewed as a messiah would be a big fat phony?
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>>82690056
>Straight to hell for that just because.

Technically not!

JWs are a little bit of a conundrum; they have one of the most mercilessly controlling and harsh of all versions of christianity in terms of how they expect their members to live, but their afterlife myth is one of the most merciful versions out of all the christianities: They don't believe in hell; their idea is that the 144,000 people who their god will allow into paradise get the good seats, but everyone else will just be reborn and get to live eternally on Earth again, under what they envision as better circumstances as the current Earth.

It's still kind of shitty and ludicrous, but at least it's less mean than other christian churches.
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Jahova's Witnesses make other Christians look bad. There's people who just believe in God without shoving their anti-everything messages in others' faces. Fuck this cartoon.
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>>82690454

> Show me that a ban on homosexuality is anything more than an Israelite law, non-applicable to those who do not live in Jerusalem.

Paul.

> next paragraph
> See. You can't.
> immediately answering for me your own request

Are you okay anon?
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>>82690529
>Just because you hate MLP or SU doesn't mean you're autismophobic or crying & singingmophobic.
Are you really comparing people disliking a show to hating an actual group of people.
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>>82690543
Sounds like a pretty good deal for us heathens.
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Christian offshoots like Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses are the fucking worst.
Its like "our religion isn't retarded enough, what heresies can we perform to sucker people in?"
*tips wizard-warrior hat*
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>>82689883

"Jehova wants us all to be happy, and he wants all men and women to get married in monogamous pairs. That's why he created gays and lesbians in such a way as that they could never be happy in those relationships; there's no greater joy than a life of constant hypocrisy, self-denial and forced sexual congress with someone you feel no attraction towards. Praise the lord!"
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>>82690512

But you are not going to hell, are you anon? God is not real, so sin away. We are just warning you if you are wrong.

>>82690542

No, there are many passages such as prophet Isaiah predicting the messiah.
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>>82690434
Why isn't God ever depicted as anything but a man? I want to see cat God in media
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>>82690128
No. Goyim don't need to follow the old rules and covenant of the Israeli people. The only covenant of Jesus Christ is to,

1. Accept Jesus as the son of God and love him.
2. Treat your neighbor as you would like to be treated.

That's it.
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>>82690551
Christians make Christians look bad. Religious people in general make themselves look bad. Stop blaming other sects and realise you all subscribe to outdated methods used to control populations. Methods created by human beings, not gods.
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>>82689883
> "Well, people have their own ideas about what's right and wrong"
Completely legit
> "But what matters is how Jehovah feels,"
One "to me," away from being completely legit
> talks about bible verses
> "Now lets practice how you're going to go tell your classmate that her parents aren't getting into heaven because they're gay."
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>>82690591
Some religions have (a) God(s) that isn't a man. Some religions don't even represent God in physical form.
Honestly the Christian God "making humans in his image" or whatever it is would be weird if he looked like a cat.
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>>82690560
>Paul.
Paul isn't Jesus.

> immediately answering for me your own request
Well, you haven't contradicted me yet, so I might as well.
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>>82690543
I'd be fine with that as long as the 144 don't come down to be smug shits
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>>82690580
>We are just warning you if you are wrong.

"Warning people" is Christese for "indoctrination and brainwashing." You can pretend to be noble and enlightened all you want but you're exactly the same as anyone else peddling their wares.
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>Still no porn
PRIORITIES, PEOPLE
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>>82690606
nevermind that one man one woman law doesn't work since Moses allowed for divorce, One man and multiple chosen women is more like it. so the idea that Adam "stuck" to Eve is laughable, as he had a wife before Eve.
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>>82690606
>> "Now lets practice how you're going to go tell your classmate that her parents aren't getting into heaven because they're gay."
Seriously. That little girl is going to get her face kicked in by talking that kind of shit.
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>>82690560
>Actually listening to Paul
The dude who's like, "I shall not suffer a woman to speak but to be in silence"? Yeah, no thanks, man.
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>>82689883
SPARLOCK COMPEL US FROM THIS EVIL
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>>82690304
>The correct is to say that Paul disciple of God reinforced it.
Paul reinforced lot of stuff because he didn't want to weird out the jews, the Acts of the Apostles it states that Paul and Simon Peter came to the conclusion that the gentiles don't have to follow the laws of the Israelites, but suggest that they should abstain from some things to not weird people out. Which makes sense since in Corinthians there were people who were gloating about fucking their own mother.

Though honestly I'm not fond of Paul or the council of Nicaea and their bible and wish we had more of the Hebrew gospels instead of translations of them that have been altered.
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>>82689883
>Jehovah girl talks to dyke spawn
>They become friends
>Dyke spawn isn't interested in Jehovah shit
>Jehovah girl likes her anyway
>They grow up together
>Finally fuck in college
>Jehovah girl now has the lesbians
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>>82689883
Gonna need some 34 of the mom and daughter.
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>>82690578

That's true of Mormons, definitely. JWs though are a different kettle of fish; if anything they're way MORE adherent to the actual word of the bible than most christians; they take literally a whole shitload of stuff that most christian organizations are sensible enough to handwave away as "metaphor" and "symbolism" or whatever they need to tell themselves in order to not have to deal with the embarrassing or inconvenient parts of their religion. JWs are a lot more consistent with their source material than most christians are, and their weirdness mostly arises from that fact.

For example, the bible says that the devil won't fall from heaven until JUST before the end of the world. Most christians take a very hand-wavey approach to that part of the bible and say it happened a long time ago. JWs on the other hand take this really literally, and the first (of many!) times that they declared that the end of the world was at hand, they accompanied this announcement with the fact that the devil had just fallen from heaven, and was now working wickedness around the world. I think this was in 1913 or so? Sometime around World War I, anyway.

Once their end of the world deadline came and went, this became a bit inconvenient. Moreso the second and third deadlines which also came and went. But they retain it in their dogma that this fall is a recent event, with the specific date in the early 20th century when they first said it happened.
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>>82690606
Yeah, that's religion for you.
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>>82690529
It just means you have shit tastes.
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>>82690560
Paul's a fag. No need to listen to someone who used Jesus to push their own agenda.
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>>82690622
>Paul isn't Jesus.

So? You know Jesus never conflicted the prophets, right?
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>>82690105
>there is a reason for that
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>>82690697
>used Jesus to push their own agenda.

Hey, just like Christians!
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>>82690598

Matthew 5:18:

"For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

According to J-dawg, all the old testament laws still apply, dude. Including all the weird inconvenient dietary stuff.
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>>82690395
>Jesus was a follower of the law, because the law was given by God.
This just isn't true, Jesus didn't follow the law and often criticized the pharisees saying that blindly following the traditions of the law alone wasn't what made a person good. He also claimed that a lot of this stuff was just the traditions of man and that he was here to deliver the truth.
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>>82690304
>But let me return to you: what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog?

The fact that a dog is not nearly intelligent enough to legally consent? The fact that I don't know where that dog has been or what diseases or parasites it might carry? The fact that I would much rather fuck other humans?
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Meh. Still better than Scientology.
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>>82690473
Cap'n murica
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>>82690304
>Who knows in year 2XXX there won't be people pushing bestial acceptance?
An Omniscient god?
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why did the USA produce so many new heretical denominations like Mormons or Jehovag Witnesses? is it because of Democracy and Freedom?
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>>82690493
Tell me something Jesus anon. There are thousands of religions on this earth .How do you know yours the right one?
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>>82690717
That doesn't say anything about the old testament being accurate or still being enforced. It's literally why we have the new one.
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>>82690431
They retconned it in the New 613
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>>82690717
>thing written by mathew
>according to Jesus
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>>82690717
Except Moses allowed for divorce even though it was against Gods rules. Sorry but if all rules don't apply then none of the Old Testament do. There is only the New Covenant to consider.

>>82690714
Only the worst kind. Cat-licks can fuck right off.
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>>82690473
The Legend of Bagger Vance
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I don't give a fuck about made up religions by muslims
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>>82690304
>what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog?

Consent and understanding.
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>>82690529
>But only within reason.
no, literally the opposite, a phobia is an irrational fear/aversion
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>>82690764

Oh, you want to play that game?

Matthew 5:17:

“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
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>The mom is just a brown re-color of the one from 'the toys are evil'- episode

HNNNG
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>>82690717
>According to J-dawg, all the old testament laws still apply, dude. Including all the weird inconvenient dietary stuff.
That's not true, in Mark Jesus says what enters a man's mouth can not defile him, but what comes out of his mouth does.
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>>82690774
>Only the worst kind. Cat-licks can fuck right off.

No you cunt, all of you. You can all fuck off. You can hate each other's lists of special rules all you want but you're all the same and you can all fuck off.
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>>82690413
Invite him to your wedding.
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>>82690746
Because it's a really big fucking country.
You could settle somewhere cozy and isolated, start your own off-shoot religion and it would decades before someone knew about it and called it retarded.
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>>82690792

Mark and Matthew are like pre-crisis and post-crisis continuities. There's contradictions between them; you can't say that because something is canon in one it's not in the other. You have to take them as their own separate things.
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>>82690767
Literally nothing is written by Jesus, it's all second or third hand account.
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>>82690789
>episode
there are more?
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>>82690792
>Jesus says what enters a man's mouth can not defile him, but what comes out of his mouth does.

>Jesus is a swallower and he's hitting on me
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>>82690787
10 commandments, senpai.
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>>82690812
What's New 52?
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>>82690798
tip your fedora harder ;)
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>>82690833
Bible Nicea edition
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>>82690814
exactly
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>>82690564
No, but while there are a bunch of actual homophobes who are homophobic for what can be largely considered as prejudicial or superstitious reasons a straight male feeling awkward around or disgusted by the sight of two men making out isn't really that different than him seeing an ugly trailer park hick heterosexual couple making out, or why he isn't bothered by two attracted women making out.
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>>82690824

Exactly. All these people who are willing to handwave away the old testament stuff that's inconvenient or weird like the dietary restrictions but who still LOUDLY demand that those ten commandment statues go up in front of courthouses are fucking hilarious to me. The inconsistency is so pathetically obvious to everyone but them.
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>>82690706
Paul was just some guy who was half-assing Jesus's message to compromise between Jews and Romans.

Historical context senpai, any bullshit Paul says can go fuck off.
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>>82690787
And he did fulfill them by dying on the cross. jesus died for our sins, thus fulfilling the prophesy. The Old Testament is literal shit and should not be thought of as any sort of law for Christians. Why would Goyim follow the laws only meant for tribes of Israel?.
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>>82690815
Feast your eyes, heaten
https://youtu.be/gRoETHf6kpU
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>>82690838
>Anime shitposters are also Christian

A little unexpected but it does make sense
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>>82690852
You're not really making a coherent point.
>Some guys are homophobic but that's not the same as someone just not liking kisseys
Okay? No one was talking about that? Who cares?
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>>82690805
Also because in Europe you'd pretty much get killed for that shit. We had a couple of centuries of vaguely religious wars.
Many newfounded sects took of for the New World to flee persecution and indoctrinate whoever they may cross paths with, and probably took with them the general idea that coming up with your own subset of christianism really isn't that big a deal.
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>>82690857
Look, I'm not here to argue religion, but Christianity is really just following the words and teaching of Christ. If he says "do this old stuff but not that old stuff" then that's what it means to be Christian.
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>>82690857
This. Most of it is squashed down by the new love thy neighbor covenant given by Jesus Christ.

Ten commandments shouldn't have anything to do with Government anyway. Do these people not realize the whole render unto caesar thing?
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>>82690717
>According to J-dawg, all the old testament laws still apply, dude. Including all the weird inconvenient dietary stuff.

The justification of "the old testament isn't valid anymore" is that Jesus' arrival fulfilled its promise. So, it wasn't erased or forgotten, but it already performed its function and should be left in the past.

>"But before faith came, we were kept under the law, shut up unto the faith which should afterwards be revealed. Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to being us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a school master." (Galatians 3.23-25)
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>>82689883
PORN
ORN
RN
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WHEN
HEN
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>>82690909
Thank you. I couldn't find the right passage.
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>>82690926
When someone draws it. Like, you know, anyone asking for it.
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>>82690865

You're being absurdly obtuse. Let's put these two passages together and then compare them to what you're saying.

>“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them."
>"For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished."

Are you suggesting that when Jesus died on the cross, heaven and earth disappeared? Of course not. I'm looking at earth right now. It's still here. Therefore by the word of the book, the old testament laws still apply.

Listen, I get why you don't want them to still apply. They're stupid and inconvenient. I don't feel like following them either. I'm just saying that you can't have your Jesus and have your 'no old testament' too. It's a package deal according to Jesus's own word. If you're into Jesus and heaven and the earth haven't disappeared yet, you're stuck with all the nonsense bullshit in the old testament.
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>>82689883
Requesting lewds of that mom and that cute loli
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>>82690883

He said a lot of contradictory stuff in a lot of the different gospels. It tends to lead to these sorts of confusing and confused discussions. It's a shame that he's mysteriously powerless to clear all the inconsistencies in his flawless and perfect truth up for us in a nice consistent way.
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>>82690198
>>82690157
>high school
>college
>pc points
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It's like with all this anti-smoking campaigns.

They're only making lesbians cooler.
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>>82690774
Literally fuck off. Fundamental Christians/Evangelicals are way more conservative than Catholics.
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>>82690405
>the asshole from Ghostbusters in the back.
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>>82690970
>HURR MYSTERIOUS WAYS HURR FAITH HURR BUY MY MIX TAPE

Still though as annoying as Christians are at least they've became less savage over time unlike Muslims.
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>>82690304
>Not catholic, mostly because idols are bad.
Yeah, but what's God's position on waifus?
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>>82690986
They can fuck off too. Liberal protestant is the only way to be.
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>>82689883
>Jehovah's Witness
I legit miss those guys. They are so fun to fuck with when they knock on your door.
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>>82690992

Christians have had centuries to work out the bullshit excuses they need to ignore all the stuff in their holy book that doesn't actually work all that well in a civilized society, and we should all be very glad about their selective hypocrisy on that front. It would be really nice if muslim culture were on the whole as hypocritical and selective about their religion as most christians are about their own.
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>>82690953
He's not being absurdly obtuse read acts of the apostles, Paul and Peter say that Gentiles don't have to follow the code of law for Israel as it's for Israel. Unless Paul and Peter were wrong then it doesn't apply.
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Lesbians embody the worst of both faggotry and feminism, they're an abomination.
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>>82690197
>That sounds catholic.

What about that bullshit sounds catholic? Sounds like creepy bornagain christian gibberish to me.

Read the catechism you heathen.
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>>82689883
>this thread

Can we all at least agree that doggy is the best position?
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>>82691037
>Lesbians embody the worst of both faggotry and feminism, they're an abomination.
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What's the problem? They're just trying to help people get into heaven.
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>>82691037
Thanks for your input uncle /pol/.
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The Sun > "God"
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>>82691037
Lesbians aren't an abomination, no one is ever punished for being a lesbian in the bible. Not even in Romans, only being a gay man is a punishable act. Lesbians just can't get married.
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>>82691069
Is this woman privilege?
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>>82691031

I know, I know; different guys have different things to say on the topic. The bible is full of contradictions like that. I just thought that the actual, unambiguous word of Jesus might weigh more heavily in the mind of a christian than what Paul or Peter had to say on the topic.

It's all bullshit anyway, so go ahead and believe what you want. I'm just arguing for intellectual honesty, that's all.
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>>82690876
Maybe the point was that not wanting to be exposed to gay people isn't necessarily homophobia like >>82690402 implied?
That rational reasoning means the definition of "phobia" doesn't apply, even if those reasons are grounded in something irrational like religion?
Maybe?
Yes?
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I don't know according to the Aramaic Gospels telling of the story of the three talents, Jehovah wanted me to spend all my money on whores. Maybe I should spend all my money on whores?
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>>82690543
>only 144,000 people
Why bother
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>>82690874
>"Who likes Magick? Jehovah or Satan?"

My fucking sides
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>>82691119

Well that's just a good investment regardless. And as a Jew, I'm sure that Jesus would be all in favour of good investments.
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>>82691121

Some people like being a member of an exclusive club! Who wants to be one of the poor shmucks who has to watch Jehova being fellated by his 144,000 concubines and catamites when you could instead BE one of the lucky few who gets his jizz directly on your face?
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>>82690874
Ok this one is actualy good one. We should play and experience with nature, not fucking plastic things.
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>>82691027
The 2 muslims I frequent are. How about that for anecdotal.
They both drink and smoke, and one of them is a banker.
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>religious nuts quoting their holy book like anyone but them gives a shit what it says
Always loved that part of Chick Tracts too.
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I...I actually like it....
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>>82691172
Glory be. I guess the middle east is now safe for gays thanks to you knowing two sane muslims.
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>>82691166
Making plastic and fictional things is literally playing with nature.
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>>82690598
>Treat your neighbor as you would like to be treated

Pffft, good luck with that.
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>>82690580
'warning' is a funny word for endless propaganda, improper application of your own holy book (mixed meat and milk, mixed cloths etc and so forth) and an apparently endless obsession with the way people choose to live their lives and the unending obsession evangelicals of every stripe have for bullying, harassing, and at times physically harming other people over their beliefs. And no I'm not talking about the things other people believe, I'm talking about other people using their beliefs as an excuse to be assholes.

Marriage for instance, this is a social concept that predates Christianity. Yet more than a few evangelicals like to claim 'marriage is between a man and a woman.' But what is marriage? A social, legal, and personal contract between two people; an agreement to abide by certain behaviours that leads this pair of people and any children they possess (via biology or adoption) to be considered a family unit and taxed accordingly. But wait there's more! Marriage includes medical decisions made for one's spouse, visitation rights for medical rights and I dunno prison etc. Funerary arrangements, child custody in the event of death, divorce, incompetence on the part of a parent and so on.

Really marriage has become a fascinating bundle of legal, social, and personal obligations but many religious types have declared that it is only for heterosexual couples. Yet some census reports indicate that homosexuals may make up as much as 10% of the population.

nevermind any moralistic decisions here, excluding 10% of your population from a useful taxation, medical, and social arrangement is sheer insanity.

TL;DR
Evangelicals are assholes. (and yes I'm using that to include all proselytizing religions despite the origins of the word.)
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>>82691102
It's not the actual unambiguous word of Jesus, it's a Greek translation and edit of a second hand account of what Jesus said that was accepted by the Council of Nicaea because it worked easiest to convert and unify. I'd give Act of the Apostles more credit than that since Paul was actual part of the Council of Nicaea so he must agreed to having done that stuff.

Yeah it's all bullshit and I don't believe in it, and even in using Paul's word there's a lot of stuff people ignore because it's inconvenient, like almost everything involving women. People also push meanings when there are none, like the story of Onan and Tamar which was about Jewish inheritance laws yet people try to make it about masturbation.
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>>82689883
Honestly the lgbt invasion of co needs to fucking be stopped. This is the third gay thread today.
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>>82691114
>Maybe the point was that not wanting to be exposed to gay people isn't necessarily homophobia like >>82690402 implied?
If not homophobic, then it's childish. Just like going "Ew" at heterosexuals kissing is childish.
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>>82690473
Jesus only watches Ghibli films
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>>82690874
There is another episode where kid can't find the plane toy
>Dad allows his son to play with satan propeled metal bird
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>>82690874
This weird "makes Jehovah sad" thing makes me picture him as an emotionally maniulative mom
>I'm not mad at you Adam, Eve, I'm just disappointed
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>>82691197
Exactly my point!
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>>82691121
well, those 144,000 have already been chosen, so its not like you can try but fail.

meanwhile all of Earth becomes like Paradise and you get a seat there.

One thing that always confused me though, they'd say at meetings that all the dead and all sinners would stand before God and have a chance to repent to get to live on hippieworld as immortal super models.

so if everyone gets that one last chance, there doesn't seem to be any point in going out of your way to obey God in your first life or to encourage others to do so.

especially since there's no hell or limbo or torment or anything according to them. when you're dead you don't experience anything, so basically you die and then immediately wake up before God however many years in the future he finally decided to end the world and He says 'are you sorry for your misdeeds? good. these are the new rules, don't break them and enjoy everlasting life. If you don't like them I'll kill you, but again you won't know any suffering or anything you'll just cease to exist.'
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>>82690230
There's also nothing in the Bible that says you shouldn't download a car.
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>>82691222

> some census

:^)
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>>82689883
Where is the porn?
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>>82690275
>or the wasteland of idiots worshiping angry gods and fairy tales while farming dirt I'll pick the one with Internet porn

So, comics and cartoons?
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MY MANWICH
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>>82691261
B^U
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>>82690040
I'm just not....okay so there's sin. Sin bad. Do things that are bad....you don't got to heaven. Believing in Jesus is like half of it. The other half is following his teachings AND those of the Apostles he taught. Which is, y'know, the reason the bible is so enormous.
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>>82691236

/co/mblr is up and in force.

I blame the local tranny population.
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>>82691239
>Based Jesus liking Miyazaki's hack garbage
He's love Kon's stuff and weep for his death
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>Lets practice
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>>82691081
its women being dismissed as not important enough to even consider
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>>82690049
And sadly, we need christians with the good humor to take on the SJWNazi's
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>Can't even pronounce YHWH right
>You aren't even supposed to attempt to pronounce YHWH to begin with

What a stupid sect.
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>>82690833
story trumps continuity,

particularly relevant since the church invented the concept of canon to begin with
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>>82690056
You fundamentally misunderstand what 'heaven' and 'hell' are within the christian context. Heaven is only heaven because of the presence of Jehovah, Hell is the absence of that presence.
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>>82690085
Because Christ addressed a Jewish audience who were all pretty clear on sexual sin, so much that he had to tell them to ease up. Now other sins like hypocrisy and greed, that is pretty much half the book of John.
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>>82691303
yahoo-wahoo
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>>82690108
shellfish are amazing, also the book of Acts says christians can eat whatever the hell they want. It was a vision from God to Peter, kid you not.
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>>82691342
>Because [a bunch of bullshit]
If Jesus didn't say it, then don't tell me Jesus said it.
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>>82691255
give unto ceaser what is ceaser's, give unto ford what is ford's, holden can fuck right off
-Mark, 22:15
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>>82690126
because both are deviations from the sexual 'norm'. Why are people so scandalized by it? is it that you are a cissy whose afraid of Man on cat love?
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>>82691320
>Jehovah
His name is Hadad, you faggot. Ba'al of the gods. Yahweh is merely a pretender.
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>>82691292
Who doesn't love a woman with a nice cockney.
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>>82691386
y'all niggas need Sophia
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>>82690184
No, there are logical things that are extended from a persons character. it isn't lying to say MLK would have a problem with man attaching bombs to the privates and trying to blow up school buses.
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>>82691395
literally every single straight man on earth?
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>>82691238
>Just like going "Ew" at heterosexuals kissing is childish.

Glad we're agreed asexuals are fucking dumb.
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>>82691365
No one said he did. But you also appear to be an autistic person, so I think I'll just move along.
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>>82691283
But WHY is it sinful to be gay?
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Jehovah's witnesses are always giving me money despite my insistence that they're heretics. So I cannot really hate them.
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>god doesn't care about your happiness and will go out of his way to stop you from being happy

What a fucking asshole. Why would anyone follow this asshole? He doesn't even have your best interests in mind.
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>>82690764
>>82691351
Thanks jumping mARIO
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>>82689883
Oranges ...
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American nondenominationals and cults were a mistake.
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>>82691411
Hey! You don't know that for certain. Maybe Old Man MLK would've been trigger happy.
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>>82691411
you can't make that assumption. the whole reason the CIA killed him was because he was openly starting to reconsider his stance on nonviolence. maybe his last thoughts as he died were 'we should have just suicide bombed everything until they gave us a chunk of america'
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>>82691446
You can't figure that out? It obviously goes against the natural order. If someone believes that the natural order is dictated by an all-powerful being, they're not going to appreciate the dissent.
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>>82689883
That mom just told her daugher "Gay people are going to burn in Hell" in the nicest way possible.
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>>82691465
He certainly would have been beaten down by the world enough to consider it.
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>>82691446

This. Nowhere in the Bible do the God or Jesus explicitly say "being gay is sin". Only record of homosexuality being mentioned in negative light in the Bible was among ramblings of some batshit insane guy who, along with advocating to stone homosexuals to death, also stated that you have to stone to death people who wear clothes made of two different fabrics, and those who plant two different crops next to each other.
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>>82691444
>From OP's video:
>Look at Genesis 1:27.
>Jehovah created Adam and Eve, male and female.
>Then in Genesis 2:24 he said a man would stick to his wife.
>Later, Jesus said the same thing.
>Jehovah's standards haven't changed.

Anon was right that the mother in OP's video DID claim specifically that Jesus said the same thing, and literally in that language.
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>>82691503
but lots of animals are gay
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>/co/ hates a show that is against lesbianism
>/co/ then hates a show like SU because it promotes lesbianism

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY
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Give me ONE good fucking reason why we shouldn't revolt against this faggot trying to take our freedom away.

Go ahead. Try to convince me why we shouldn't nuke god.
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>>82691503
So? Is that evil?

It goes against the natural order to wear clothing, as we were naked in the garden when we were created. Does that make wearing clothing evil?
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>>82690304
>what's stopping you from sleeping with a dog?
Dogs aren't sexy. Mostly.
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>>82691051
I like it.
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>>82691539

This, if you look at it from nature's standpoint, "homosexuality" is one of nature's methods of keeping a number of species in check.
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>>82691558
He's God. It wouldn't work. It'd be like trying to attack the ISS with a slingshot and some smooth pebbles.
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>>82690076
/co/ related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KfnPHiTqY#t=0m48s

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaEh_-0n1Jc
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>>82689883
Thank God someone can finally tell it like it is.
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>>82691463
America was a mistake.
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>>82691503
Rddle me this though: why the fuck did nature or God put an erogenous zone up men's butts?
As a joke?
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>>82690304
Good on you, bro. Always glad to see a fellow believer in unexpected places.
This was not ironic, btw.
>I know this is gay central, but I enjoy certain neutral comics.
This.
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>>82690992
>>82691027
>Still though as annoying as Christians are at least they've became less savage over time unlike Muslims.

The House of Saud is liberalizing the shit outta the country in order to not lose out to the Iranians or to ISIS when the USA picks its second favourite Middle Eastern nation.
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>>82689883
I like how they made the kid a mulatto as if to say "look, SJWs, we aren't all bad! We approve of some kinds of mixing!"
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>>82689947
>>82690000
http://imgur.com/MYOthuQ

I gave it a quick go.
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>>82691594
This. should have limited to one, maybe two colonies max
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>>82691447
Are you homeless?
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>>82691523
Paul also said stuff against gays, but he was also against a lot of stuff like men with long hair. Also Leviticus claims to be the word of god, like it goes "If your child is rebellious take them to the gates of the city and then have the men there stone them to death. I am your god this is my word." so technically it is god saying it. Of course God changes his mind a lot, in genesis he tells Adam they are not to eat animals again, but then praises Able for eating animals and chastises Cain for following the law.
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>>82691578

We have to invent a nuke strong enough to kill god. It's the only way to get our freedom back.
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>>82691542
It's almost like clumsily hamfisting your political opinions into your cartoon is bad, whatever that opinion is.
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>>82691631
gotcha covered senpai
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>>82691624

No.
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>>82691610
Great, now I'm getting fired from work.
Thanks a lot, buddy.
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>>82691642

>nobody should be allowed to put anything in their cartoons just in case someone on the internet interprets it as you trying to hamfist your political opinion in

well okay
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>>82689883
>let's practice you going back to school and telling your friend that her parents are sinners
>tempt her with fluffy bunnies and pictures of Hawaii so she doesn't become a raging dyke
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>>82690579
Yeah, and what about all those wives a man could get int he Old Testament. Doesn't that go against what she said too.
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>>82691647
not quite a bullet with His name but close enough
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>>82689883
My favorite part of these cartoons is that these kids never really have a reason to be upset about what they saw. All she saw was a drawing of two girls holding hands, clearly a loving family, and then she runs home to tattle on her classmate to god.
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>>82691607
>JWs
>caring about some fat bitches on the internet
kek

Also
>JWs
>SJW
What does it mean?
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>>82691297
nice
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>>82691610
Now we're on track
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>>82691594
Naw man, they have a right to express religious freedoms as they see fit, as so long as they are not hurting anyone.
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>>82691686
>Social Jehovah's Warriors

are they friendly crusaders, or just very active on twitter?
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>>82691628
>Also Leviticus claims to be the word of god

He can claim all he wants, doesn't change the fact he was batshit insane.
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>>82690227
>I think the bible is the word of god, and needs to be followed!
>Well, not all of it, just the parts I like.
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>Marriage
>Being about love
Nah it's all political, that's why when your older brother dies you are obligated to marry his widow and give her a son which will then be his son.
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>>82691610
I'm usually not into 2D but the taboo combo here is too strong, and your art is good.
Well done anon.
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>>82691558
>we shoot nukes into the sky
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>>82691738
>with diamonds
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> it's a "let's live like our ancestors instead of being new people" episode
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>>82691720
Yeah, but it's canon to the bible you can't just pick and choose what to follow from the bible like some sort of lapsed catholic.
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>>82691610
Not into incest personally but that's quite good for a "quick go" and I guess >>82690678 would be to much work (since we just have a children drawing of the other girl).
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>>82691659
No, there's a difference between putting stuff in and hamfisting it in. The difference is subtelty and how much it takes away from your enjoyment if you don't happen to agree with the opinion expressed.
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>>82691560
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>>82691542
/co/ isn't a hive mind some are against lesbians in comics and cartoons, some don't mind it.
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>>82691789
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Hear me out, it's like, people have a right to believe what they want, they have a right to raise there kids to have similar beliefs, as so long as they are not doing harm to others.

You guys are a bit too caught up with this SJW stuff right now to see the big picture of freedom of faith. Also she didn't say to go beat the kid up or nuffin.
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>>82689883

> Jehovah Witnesses makes an educational cartoon FOR Jehovah Witnesses
> They take a polemic issue as nice as possible
> faggots still gets triggered

And this is why people hate you guys.
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>>82691718
I doubt Jehovah approves of Twitter.
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>>82691782

See >>82690227 Now do you see what's wrong with following Bible, be it word for word or just certain parts? If we did, we'd still be living in leather tents and stoning to death anyone even slightly suspicious because one of your fellow villagers claims God spoke through him and said that person must be killed.
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>>82691806
Yeah but they also didn't show the ramifications of a mother telling her daughter to use religion to get her friend's parents to break up. It's very convenient that it ends right where it does.
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>>82691813
>subhumans show how subhuman they are
>people get mad that they aren't extinct yet

It's pretty understandable.
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>>82691788

I don't understand how having gays in something is expressing an opinion. That's like saying only having white people in your cartoon means you're expressing a white supremacist opinion. It's overanalyzing things, why can't creators just put shit in because they feel like it?
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I think it's kinda creepy that that guy was carrying his gay husband in his luggage. Did he chop him into little pieces?
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>>82691822
Oh I know what's wrong with following the bible I just find this all funny. I mean my father literally believes he's the second coming of Christ and even he picks and chooses what parts of the bible to follow. Like hating gays and trannies, but letting his hair grow long and ignoring everything Paul said about women.
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>>82691255
3D Printing is gonna be a fun future. Can't wait to see a show where they actually do that.
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>>82691842
Bitch please a grown lesiban couple can deal with the objections of more than the preaching of one little girl. And let's be honest, if that was the straw the broke the camels back more was going on.
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>>82691806
>as so long as they are not doing harm to others.
But the mom told her kid to go tell her friend her moms are wrong
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>>82691656
>browsing 4chan at work
Only blame yourself.
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>>82691813
>People act like retards on the internet
>We're not allowed to make fun of them

neo-4chan is real.
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>>82691558
Go ahead, punk.
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>>82691595
Yes. The same reason he put all those dinosaur "fossils" into the ground.
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>>82691813
>Gee, Jeremiah. How do we tell homosexuals that they're going to hell?
>Can't say that sort of thing to people, Elijah. People's feelings will get hurt.
>But that's what we believe!
>Look. How do you expect people to come to Jehovah if we keep telling them their established lifestyles are wrong? You've got to sugar coat it.
>How do you sugar coat eternal damnation?
>...
>...
>Look. Just compare homosexuality to bringing a knife on an airplane and focus on the not-going-to-eternal-paradise part and call it a day.
>Wow. They won't even know that we're calling faggots and dykes sinners who will burn in hell for all eternity!!
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>>82691876
To be fair I've never watched SU, I'm just arguing in general.
But the cartoon in the OP is literal propaganda, it doesn't provide any entertainment, it's just there to express beliefs and convince others to agree.
And that's okay, I guess, but let's not pretend there's anything good there besides the mom being hot.
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>>82691896
That's not harm, grow up .
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>>82691895
That's a matter of practicality, not morality, which is what the initial post is concerned with.

The initial post said that people have a right to their beliefs and how they manifest, so long as they do no harm. Preaching to a girl about how her parents are sinners and therefore not deserving of heaven is doing harm.
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>>82691940
For a little kid it is
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>>82691923
A.C. is moe as fuck.
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>>82691941
No its not you silly bitch, If I hit you in the face with a hammer, I have harmed you. If your feelings get hurt because you live a life style I disagree with. Then you are a silly bitch.
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>>82691955
She'll be fine. She's a big kid.
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>>82691986
This many you.
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>>82691936

>To be fair I've never watched SU, I'm just arguing in general.

Yeah, I understand. But i've seen way too many people saying lately that something is "pushing an agenda" because it has black people or gay people in it or whatever. It's like creators can't do what they want without some faggot thinking that someone is trying to brainwash them.
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>>82691955
No, kids have a right to share religious beliefs the same as adults. The kid with two mom's has been prepared for this for some time. And if two mom's have had this talk with their kid by now kiddo.
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>>82691940
It absolutely is, to be told your parents are wrong and possibly even sick just for being themselves.

>>82691986
Then you don't deny that it does cause harm and therefore should not be engaged in based on the same morality that you may belief what you like so long as you do no harm?

>>82691980
There is more to harm than just the physical.
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>>82690056
>The only thing i don't get is.. she doesnt explain why he didn't want gays in paradise. Like, two people love each other but that doesnt matter. Straight to hell for that just because.

My mom's a JW, and the reason she told me was that it wasn't what Jehovah intended; it's not right to have that lifestyle (they think they have sex and it's all they think about and check everyone out as a potential fuckbuddy).
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This all reminds me of the time I cried in elementary school because I thought my vice principal was going to hell for celebrating Kwanzaa.
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>>82691972
Damian gets distracted from bringing the end of days because too into getting pounded in his hellacious cavern and being a good femboy,
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>>82689883

Man such amazing animation wasted on a religious cartoon

>>82691610

Love that pic anon
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>>82691923
Where can I find more visions of the apocalypse?

Or just post more. I love spooky biblical stuff.
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>>82691656
GUYS, I JUST GOR PROMOTED AT WORK
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>>82692014
I see what you mean. I was arguing a while back with a guy who was saying Black Panther and ANAD X-Men from the 70s were pandering and/or agenda-related, but Falcon wasn't because Falcon was created in a racist time period.
How does that even compute?
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>>82692018
"Just because I'm attracted to your sex doesn't mean I'm attracted to you" must not be something they've ever thought of, huh?
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>>82692020
I wonder if his old man would be happy or upset about that.
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>>82692019
That's kind of cute.
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>>82691736
>I'm usually not into 2D
what are you doing here
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>>82689883
I had to crop out the son.
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>>82689883
I like how they opinionate and insult in the video title themselves
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>>82692064
4real? Are you the same person?
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>>82691980
If harm is exclusively physical, then why is anyone concerned about people being gay? They're not physically assaulting anyone.

Check.
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>>82692103
Talking about comics and cartoons.
I know, right?
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>>82692017
Emotional harm is bullshit, go trigger somewhere else because that doesn't fly in the real world. Just tumblr. Do you know why? Because you make an active choice how to feel about situations. It is called emotional intelligence. You choose how to feel, no one can Make you feel interior without your concent.

Also she tells her friend about her spiritual beliefs not out of malice but concern for her spiritual well being.
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>>82692110
This post depressed me.
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>>82692105
You're going to have to provide a link.
Post it on /aco/.
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>>82691610
I love you anon
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>>82692128
gross
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>>82689883
well that little girl is about to loose a friend

>good morrow best friend
>loose your mommy luggage so you can go to heaven with me
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>>82692138
What, how?
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>>82692105
>including the men
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>>82692111
Just concerned that you might not get into paradise forever bro, you know, forever not just this life time, which in context is actually what the mom and little girl think is at stake.
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>>82692154

>Rebuttal best friend
>*wham*
>How about we go to heaven right now?
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>>82690004
I never really looked into this. I get the "spread the word of jesus!" aspect in Christianity and what-not, but why do JWs go up to random strangers and put their card between the fucking door and everything? It was more creepy and unsettling that heartwarming that they care about their religion.

I used to live in a fucking trailer park and they came in doing that shit, it's like, they don't think about the dangers of walking up to some or any house for the sake of doing something somewhat controversial to people.
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>>82692110
>I've been on 4chan for two weeks
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>>82691869

You mean gays? I'm pretty sure witness would poll higher than gays. At least they look like normal people.

>>82691914

> implying that there isn't people legit mad here

Just take a look at the thread and then come back to me, k?

>>82691934

> be blunt
> people complain

> be nice about it
> people still complain

> be objective
> people still complain

> b-but at least faggots aren't trying to force others to accept them
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>>82692130
Does it matter if it's out of malice or concern? A white supremacist would tell the child of a white and black person that their parents' relationship is just as damaging, and they might do so with just as much concern in their heart while still demeaning that relationship and family for no better reason than their belief that it is wrong. The path to hell is paved with good intentions.

Emotional harm and the effect that verbal abuse plays into it is codified in law and it has a real and profound effect upon people, particularly the young.
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>>82690096
>Sorry /co/, but no, you don't go to heaven because there's no heaven
ftfy
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>>82690126
Why does /co/ anons have to use that retarded meme in an over reacting arching way? Seriously fuck.
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>>82690381
you mean the wizard toy?
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>>82692198
>you need to know all of the memes
Oh boy, here we go again.
Retards like you are why newfags go to knowyourmeme to fit in.
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>>82692187
That's physical harm, therefore a shitty rebuttal
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>>82690814
I wonder how much of the new testament could be off since the disciples could've written books with a few adjustments for their tastes
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>>82690128
The same passage that forbids gay sex also forbids body modification (tattoos and piercings), wearing rings, and planting the same kind of crops next to each other.

Two gay people who get married and have sex but to not exchange rings are just as sinful as two heterosexuals who do according to the bible.

Every tattoo or nose ring is equal to buttfuck ahageo.
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>>82692198
https://youtu.be/X_I4wtNPv5w
Welcome to fun!
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>>82690363
There is no sense to live anymore. Goodbye!
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>>82692178
But by your definition, being gay causes no one any harm and is just living a lifestyle you don't agree with. And you also said being mad about that is being a silly bitch.

Why does Jehovah support silly bitches? Shouldn't he be above that? Is he a silly bitch? And if so, do you even want to be in his paradise? A silly bitch paradise sounds like a pretty shitty paradise.
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>>82692130
>Emotional harm is bullshit, go trigger somewhere else because that doesn't fly in the real world.
Not according to my last court settlement.
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>>82691610
doing god's work, anon
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>>82689883
PAHAHAHAHAHA

she cant even refute the 8 year olds logic
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>>82692224
Its not a meme. You're just a gullible idiot.
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>>82692270
His paradise is the only paradise. The only other option is oblivion.
You don't have to agree with jehovah because you like him, but because he is the only truth.
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>>82689883
You know!
there's a pattern in these videos.
the mother's are passive aggressive mind controlling cunts, and we never see a father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM4hOusHrNM
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>>82692230
Going for this gag really. Translated poorly just into sfx.
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>>82692154
>>good morrow best friend
>>you can go to heaven with me
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If I get brain damage, and my personality changes as a result, causing me to become a Christian, does the new personality go to heaven?
If you say the injury changed my soul, then there's no good reason to believe the soul is the real me and not just a recording, or that it would continue to function after death.
If you say my soul is the same and the new personality is caused by faulty communication with my body, then only my body would be a Christian in that scenario.
A picture of a hat is not an argument.
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>>82692296
What the... It could obviously be a lie, no fucking shit, but who would go on the internet and lie?
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>>82692305
>because he is the only truth
Prove it.
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>>82690874
>obey
that word fucks with me
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>>82692018
i really think that saying "it's what he wanted" is too much of a stretch. The thing is, we don't take things literally. It's some sort of interpretation. JW believe in what their religion interpret, not what Jehovah actually wanted. Beliefs are dropped by the church every time, for example.
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>>82690227
Ok then. Why should that part be obeyed?

>I wasn't raised wanting/thinking to kill people based on their diets, clothing choice, or hairstyles.
>So discriminating against sexual choice is a-ok.

Point A does not match Point B.

>>82690299
This.

>>82690304
Awesome, so somehow sexual proclivities clearly fall AWAY from the culture that wrote a passage about it centuries ago! Excellent reasoning. Impenetrable even.
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>>82692224
>getting mad someone pointed out your ignorance
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>>82692305
Then perhaps oblivion is preferable to a paradise that will kick people to the curb for how they're born and how they act in ways that do not cause harm and are not evil.
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>>82690111

The most horrifying would be scientology
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FAITHFUL AND DISCRETE SLAVE
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>>82691503
>>82691559
I would be dead as shit if it weren't for unnatural medical science and industry, and I bet most of /co/ is the same. I'm on Team Artifice.
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>>82692210
It is an issue of freedom of religion, and freedom of speech in America, the GREATEST NATION ON EARTH, is fully protected by our constitution. I mean, whose to say that other little girl doesn't persuade the JW kid? Hey cone met my moms, maybe they share what THEY think ya? Free market of ideas man. I'm no JW myself, I am just a guy whose really into the free market of ideas.
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>>82690188
>Free speech is bad.

move to the UK then where you can lose your job or end up in prison for saying the wrong thing
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>>82691166
There's a difference between wanting kids to enjoy nature and throwing away a toy that they borrowed from a friend because magic themed piece of plastic=Satan. And who's to say you can't play with action figures outside?
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>>82692359
Especially now they elected a All the Snakbar Mayor.
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>>82690874
that snake scene really fucking got me, and I try not to laugh at any religious thing because I just try to be a good sport about all this shit (yea, 4chan doesn't sound like my kinda site does it?) but what the hell was Kaa even doing there? Trying to tempt him by bobbing over his drink? This is just too much.

>smack
>3-4 frames of him going off the screen
>"nooo"
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>>82690374
if anything majority of the people here support lesbians and are shitting on the religion, that doesnt sound like /pol/
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>>82692340
It may very well cause harm in ways you are unaware of/cannot perceive. You are much, much lesser than jehovah and cannot know how he has ordered the universe, you can only trust that there is only benevolence in his word.
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>>82691631
>>82691578
>>82691647

>Judges 1:19
>And the LORD was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

All we need is a bunch of iron chariots and God can't do shit.
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>>82692305
>The only other option is oblivion.

Sweet, I pick that one. Have fun with your homo god
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>>82692316
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>>82692355
There is a difference between having the freedom of religion and speech and noting what is and what isn't moral to say.

Your right to say anything does not mean that anything you say is moral. If you intend to censor your behavior on the grounds that you may believe what you will so long as you cause no harm, then you are most definitely going to be censoring some of your speech.

Freedom of religion and speech only come up in legal matters, not moral ones.
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>>82692305
I have longed for oblivion.
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>>82692395
>iron chariots
my country has prepared me for this
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>all these morons who still think Bible was invented for worshipping God, and not to keep uneducated masses under control of one person or a small elite claiming to be "God's chosen prophets"

It was much harder to keep people in control back then. Only way for village/tribe elders to do so was to tell them "you must do this because God commands you to!" and the people (at least most of them) would obey.

These are different times with different laws and different cultures, and as such, the Bible is severely outdated.
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>>82690874
but why does the mom look like a smug bitch about the whole thing?

OH REAL FUCKING NICE WITH THAT AIRPLANE AT THE END

THE KID JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS TOY FLY AND SAY SOME SHITTY WORDS ABOUT HOW HE'S RADICAL AND CAN FLY AND HE HAS TO THROW HIM AWAY

FUCK THE FLIER OF THE REAL AIRPLANE DOING SPINS AND SHIT
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>>82691631
>We have to invent a nuke strong enough to kill god.
You mean... a machine.
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>>82690648
>Seriously. That little girl is going to get her face kicked in by talking that kind of shit.

how times have changed
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>>82692401
What happens to all of my gut flora?
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>>82692105

So sauce on full version anon
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>>82692401
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>>82692389
>you can only trust that there is only benevolence in his word.

But how can I trust that if he makes up frivolous laws? Why would he make so many ways to exclude people if he's benevolent? I think he's lying and manipulating you and is in fact a cowardly douche whose power conceals a true god who does love us all and makes no such claims.
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>>82692389
You're right, it does not cause harm in any way that I can perceive, and in any way that many others who perform studies upon the lives of gay people can perceive.

For that reason, I will stand by my view that it does not cause harm and, because of that, it would be immoral to discriminate. A truly benevolent God would understand that. A God that would not is not a God that deserves to be worshiped or loved.
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>>82690678
sounds hot when is anon going to make a comic?
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>>82692004
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>>82690674
I like how his name is a portmanteau of 'Sparring Warlock'. Because he's a warrior and a wizard.
Wow, the JWs created an OC better than 90% of them out there.
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>>82692429
Not really. You could always get you shit kicked in for telling another person their morals are so wrong they deserve eternal suffering.
In fact a bunch of wars used that as a pretext.
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>>82692270
I have no problem with Homosexuality (unlike my phones spellchecker I guess) nor do I have a problem with JWs. As so long as no one physically assaults each other, discriminates in the work places, et cetra.

Now have you heard the good news?
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>>82690874
this is some prime emotionally manipulative shit
>you don't want to disappoint the magi-er holy sky man, do you?
>no
>That's right, go throw the toy your friend gave you into the trash. I'm so happy with you son. Now I can love you.
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>>82692488
>Now have you heard the good news?
Yeah, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

You should give 'em a call, they'll help show you the light.
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>>82692154
>>82692187
>>82692315
What is this joke
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>>82690874
God damn this feels so manipulative. Her fucking face doesn't help, it looks vindictive half the time
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>>82692401
>nipples in the bottom panel
come on dood
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>>82690874
https://youtu.be/IFTR2JJcKUg
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is there one about how animals dont have souls

because im really confused about that shit and it seems like something these guys would want to talk about in an annoying manner like the rest of the videos

>come on spot come to church with me
>jason no
>why
>he has no soul he cant come with us
>what
>look at him you can see evils in his eyes, we shouldn't even have him here
>to the dog chopper
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>>82692130
>I don't understand psychology in the slightest: the post
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>>82691503
Computers don't exist in nature. It goes against the natural order for you to be using one. Get back out into the wilderness, live a hunter-gatherer lifestyle and die of an infected scratch on your leg by the time you're thirty.

"Natural order" my ass. You people only care about shit like that when it happens to coincide with what's convenient and comfortable for you. Your narcissism and hypocrisy are stunning.
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>>82690874
>Force feeds child religious dogma
>"So what do YOU think we should do with this toy?"
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>>82691222
To me, marriage exists in two forms.

1) Legal, which provides the benefits above.
2) Religious, which is like the graduation ceremony you can actually skip if you are cool with getting your diploma in the mail.

That's how I feel we should litigate it. Want polygamy? Well, hold a marriage ceremony even if you don't get the legal status. It isn't against the law to fuck them.
Don't want gay marriage? Join a church that does not do the ceremony for them, and feel all marriage outside your church is illegitimate.
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>>82692359
>Having laws against inciting racial, personal and religious hatred and violence is bad
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>>82692601
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>>82692621
>Computers don't exist in nature
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>>82692507
No friend, the Good news that God so loved man kind, that he sent his only begotten Son down to Earth, to live a prefect life in service of his fellow man, and die for our sins, that we might see the Kingdom of Heaven? All you have to do is accept the forgiveness of Jesus into your heart. We are all sinners but we can all accept God's love, and his forgiveness.
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>>82692662
>no rocks in heaven
>no water in heaven
>no trees in heaven
>no animals in heaven
Jesus, Heaven must be boring as all fuck.
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>>82692662
This can't be real.

I mean, the ending was a flat point joke but this is so weird. Would churches ever argue with each other like their billboards were people?
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>>82690953
jesus breaks the laws of the old testament several times and encourages other people to do the same. which means one of four things:

1. he was a hypocrit, changed his opinions, or contradicted himself accidentally
2. the bible is inaccurate in how it presents jesus' beliefs and behaviour
3. jesus felt the law was "fulfilled"
4. when jesus talked about "the law", he wasn't talking about everything in the old testament (which is, after all, a collection of books and law codes, the exact composition of which can vary), or jesus had a very loose interpretation of those laws.

if you are a christian then you would presumably reject #1 and #2 out of hand, which leaves #3 or #4.
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>>82692690
It's not real.
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>>82692690
I literally grabbed it from the snopes article
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
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>>82692690
And they don't generally have enough of a sense of humor
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>>82692643
see I don't take issue with that stance but as it is in a lot of nations marriage is tied into a lot of legal stuff and the religious types who want to segregate it are also trying to be gate keepers of basic social rights.

I think polygamy bluntly doesn't work but as long as it's between consenting adults they have a right to do it.

there's certain basic rights people have and quite a few of those are tied into marriage.
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>>82692664
>can't even emulate ps1 games
Kys
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>>82690529
What does the KKK talk about other than hating non whites?
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>>82692682
well the most popular depiction is a bunch of people floating above clouds doing fuck all
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>>82692443
Look at it this way: people are parts of god, and by excluding the negative aspects of himself he creates his own perfection. Basically, you aren't real. God is the only thing that is real, and your entire life, your entire consciousness, is a speck next to god's and yet also one with him. To remove imperfection from himself is a truly benevolent act, since he is everything, but to you it seems cruel and malicious because you are so terribly cut off from the truth. Your resistance is rooted in the lie of the self, and only through submission can you come to understand truth.

Or maybe it's all made up
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>>82692665
What the fuck is sin.
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Do jahovas witnesses just sub god with jahova and call it a new religion?
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>>82692699
I think we all know that aside from Moses, most of the old Testament was bullshit.
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>>82692699
Jesus said that he came not to change even one jot or tittle of the law, but to fulfill it. He quite specifically states that the law is still correct and right, so it has to be only 3.
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So the lesson is that in order for the friend to get into Heaven they have to disown their gay parents?

What happened to honoring your parents?
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>>82692779
Old testament was best testament
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>>82692286
No he's not
That's the point
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>>82691236
We've been making fun of Mormons since the first one was released about a decade ago.
>>82692142
>>82692432
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1
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>>82692735
You know the bible has some cool concepts,I know a lot of games,anime and comics hint to them sometimes but I'd never heard of what you just proposed
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>>82692793
Bestament.
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>this thread is gonna die before I have the chance to go home and draw the /ll/
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>>82692779
I think we all know all religion is bullshit.
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>>82690126
>Jehova's Witness
>Christian
They are about as close to christianity as the church of islam is to islam
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>>82692808
A testament to the bestament don't protestament.
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>>82691610

Magnificent. My only suggestion would be adjusting the skintones a bit to more closely-match the video.
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>people keep saying the cartoon promotes going to heaven or hell

Good to know you people can't read or watch a video through. At no point do they even reference heaven or hell.
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>>82692651

> I need to censor other people because muh feels
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>>82692791
>What happened to honoring your parents?
Honor your mother and your FATHER anon. Honoring your mother and your mother is just plain weird.
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>>82692699

Or he was just going against Old Testament because a lot of that stuff was just blatant attempt to control every aspect of people's lives with threats of outright cruel punishment for even slightest of faults.
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>>82692828
ORANGE
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>>82692750
Sin is when you break the rules that God makes up completely arbitrarily and only tells people about through one of the completely contradictory religions with no evidence to back them up.
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>>82692735
Hail Hydra.
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>>82692843
More like
>I need to censor hate so people don't get assaulted an/or killed
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>>82690304
The world wasn't supposed to even exist at the year 20XX. Christiniaty was an apocalyptical cult, the early christians believe the end of the world was near and they'll see it with their own eyes. Like nothing happened, the dogma changed and it changed even more after becoming the official cult of the Roman empire
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>>82692847
The problem with that is that Jesus is the God of the Old Testament, the one who produced those same laws.
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>>82692831
>"Paradise"
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>>82692831
It was implied
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>>82692665
okay hold it back up nigger.

For starters 'what is sin?' I'm serious explain it to me. It seems to be some ephemeral flaw inherent in man kind that we need to be fucking sorry for. But wait didn't got create mankind? Didn't he create everything? If he did then by default mankind is possessed of sin because god wants us to have sin in us.

I can buy that we're flawed creatures because god is a prick but I have trouble understanding why a super powered jew had to be tortured to death so we could be free of sin.

how about hell? The modern conception is just fan fiction the vatican picked up because it was more marketable than "heaven is an infinite void of nothingness and god's chosen get to hang out closer to him while the people who weren't sufficiently boot licking get the cheap seats."

seriously dude this shit has more plot holes than a summer blockbuster.
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>>82692750
Sin is any action that distances ones self from the All mighty. That is actually a really existential question though. That has had a rich history of debate.
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>>82692690
In New York three years ago, the Catholics and largest Atheist organization diverted money from their charities to buy billboards on opposite sides of a tunnel.

I use it as evidence people are stupid assholes, regardless of what they believe.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/10/09/creationists-battle-atheists-in-latest-billboard-war/
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>>82692883
They believed it because Jesus explicitly said that some of his apostles would live to see the end of the world. That alone is enough to prove that it was all a lie.
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>>82692750
>>82692885
Sin is an extremely hostile cult in the Zone.

Described as zombified, Sin members are religious fanatics believing in the divine essence of the Zone and the redemption of mankind. They attack all stalkers on sight, apparently because they came under the control of psychic mutants.

They earned themselves the nickname "dark stalkers", owing to their dark green coats with hoods draped over their faces. If one lifts the hood on a dead stalker, he will see a bald head with a mutilated face.
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>>82692651
thanks for adding your own subtext to the vague comment chief, i find it unethical someone can lose their job, be sent to prison in a moment of stupidity nor do i find it healthy that political discussion can boil down to accusations of racism.

this is only for verbal actions any racial violence is ofcourse subject to the full force of the law
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>>82691542
/co/ just doesn't like being told what to do.
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>>82692699

5. Jesus used his MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs to do the impossible: To be inerrently correct whilst saying two contradictory things, and be perfectly just whilst commanding his followers to do both one thing and the opposite of that one thing at the same time. It takes omnipotence to do the impossible, yet Jesus manages it twice in this single trick. Praise be!
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>>82692791

What if your parents are sexual predators or rapists?

That's a good reason to disown them.

> inb4 fag gets upset because homosexuality isn't that bad because I said so
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>>82692895
Jesus and the New Testament is just bad fanfiction.
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>>82692903
So it's an undefinable term like "soul".
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>>82692803
Don't know if it's ever been an aspect of judeo-christian faiths, but I have heard of that before.
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>>82692750
the ratio of the length of the opposite side to the length of the hypotenuse.
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>>82692791
When the only paths before you both lead to sin, which is right?
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>>82692872

> words makes people kill each other
> just like videogames make gamers into murders
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>>82692895

>Jesus is the God of the Old Testament

He is God's son, you sperglord.
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>>82692828
Reminds me of the Late Show joke where god claims Trump looks like a microwaved Circus Peanut.
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>>82692901
>>82692900

And at what point does that ever imply heaven? If you've ever read up on JW beliefs, they have a completely different system from catholics and jews. I'll sum it up in a neat little bullet point:

>world of sin is destroyed, everyone who loves god is saved, everyone who hates god is destroyed, everyone who didn't get to know god like poor little billy in africa, gets a second chance to prove themselves as good (it's referred to as a "resurrection of the righteous and unrighteous)
>144k go to heaven as judges
>rest of mankind lives on earth to restore it from damage over several millenia of pollution and destruction
>satan destroyed
>jesus gives rulership of universe to god after temporarily ruling it for a thousand years
>99% of mankind lives on paradise earth for all eternity

If you're gonna hate this religion, at least do your research.
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>>82692920
I agree with this. I think there's a difference between someone standing next to someone else, pointing at a black person, and telling their friend to kill or beat them (immediately and directly inciting them to do harm) and making a comment about how dirty black people are on social media. Both are deplorable, but the former is significantly worse.
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>>82692823
there was only one christian, and he died on the cross
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>>82692885
An action that distances ones self from God
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>>82692964
Have you never heard of the Trinity?
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>>82690551
Right because baptists and catholics and other denominations don't do the exact same shit.
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>>82692941
Your soul is your save file.
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>>82692859
>got one-shot by an ayyy from the moon
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>>82692954
Thanks. Now I can finish my homework before 6th period.
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>>82692995

Trinity was fanfiction added in by the catholic church.
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>>82692964
The trinity is an all in one thing you dumb slut.
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>>82692971
It really is like a Megaten game.
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>>82692971
If I'm gonna research fantasy novels, I'm gonna at least research interesting ones.
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>>82692936
Well, yes, homosexuality is not the same as the criminal and evil activity of sexual predators and racists. An evil act is an evil act and a benign act is a benign act. Disagreeing with the moral standing of someone on the basis that they commit evil acts is an acceptable stance: the same is not true if they commit benign ones.
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>>82692960
What is every religious or racial hate group ever
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>>82692895
no, Jesus is the archangel michael given mortal form
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>>82692977
What is God.
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>>82690551
If you're unwilling to support what you believe, why do you believe it?
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>>82693033

>get something blatantly wrong
>called out on it
>"hurr durr who cares"
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>>82692817
Hang in there anon.
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>>82693033
check out the book of Amos. that has some neat shit in it
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>>82692960
I have honestly never thought about it that way.
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>>82690661
Christianity hates women like every ancient cultural expression. More news at 11
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>>82693042

> homosexuality is not the same because it's not an evil act
> does exactly as I said he would: it's not evil because I don't consider it evil

Thank you you fag. You didn't disappoint me.
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>>82693096
Why yes, I don't see why it's evil.

Can you tell me why YOU think it's evil?
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>>82693059
>Implying I'm wrong
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>>82693096
Its not evil because its harming no one. No more than any heterosexual relationship anyway. Why do you think its evil?
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>>82693044

> hate groups

When was the last time the KKK killed someone in America?

It's more likely a black would be killed by a nigger than a white supremacist.
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>>82692758
Jehova's witnesses do call god "Jehova" but their belief system is very different from other christians.
The biggest thing is that they believe that in the entirety of the human race only 10,000 people to have ever lived will go to heaven and that everyone else will simply cease to exist in any capacity after death.
They also do not believe in holidays.
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>>82690717
>>82690787
Galatians 3:24-25: "Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster."

Romans 6:14: "For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace."

Romans 10:4: "For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth."

Read your Bible senpai. Just because Christ did not come to abolish the law doesn't mean he didn't do so in his death. Just because something doesn't pass away doesn't mean it's still in use.

I'll give you one thing though, Paul advised Christians to follow the law in Romans and Galatians. They just don't have to, nor will they suffer the penalties for breaking it.
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>>82693133
And? That argument is a nothing.
>X isn't a problem because Y is a bigger problem
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>>82690579
Technically, wouldn't be the same to cripples, down syndrome babies and anyone who born abnormal? They're screwed for life but they're expected to endure, as well as their families. We say thanks to the lord when a baby born normal but when a baby born abnormal, we have to accept it because its a test.

I don't believe in god anyway
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>>82693126
Christfags believe that sins are bad not because they're harmful but because they're offensive to God, the one being who cannot be harmed and therefore the one being whom we shouldn't worry about offending.
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>>82693133
Most "hate groups" are too busy bombing abortion clinics.
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>>82693012
well life is fucking glitched then because I can't load mine.
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>>82692977
Good question, possibly unknowable to the limited human mind. Imagine all of space and time was written on a page, this page was in a vast tomb. The writer if that Tomb would be God. Listen fella, I preached to you. You didn't die, you have fun quizzing me trying to stump me, this could go on for hours. You didn't cry or hang yourself over it. My original point is any kid with two mom's would have a thicker emotional hide than you. I proved my point. I'm going to sleep now, I work nights, God bless you kiddo.


Also,
Check mate bitch.

https://youtu.be/9Kt2f5Lw21I
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>>82690004

You can do that to me as long as your politics don't get in my way of life.
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>>82693153
And do we expect them to act the same exact way as normal people and call them immoral and sick and sinful if they don't or can't? Some do, I'll grant you that, but many people would consider it cruel to give someone a preference that does no harm with the one hand and then beat them for engaging in it with the other hand.
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>>82693096
please explain what is inherent evil in two people of the same sex engaging in a loving relationship.

Or just fucking really.

Why is premarital sex bad again? We have condoms and stuff now.
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>>82693153
>They're screwed for life but they're expected to endure, as well as their families

They wouldn't be if we simply did what needed to be done.
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>>82693178
The emulator doesn't allow loading during game play.
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>>82691283

No, the reason the Bible is enormous is because we need to see children be killed by Yahweh
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>>82692208
>I hate black people
>I didn't call them niggers so they can't complain
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>>82689883

>Me at age 7
>spending time with best friend who was a sick sick kid
>born in the same hospital as me so our mums figured we needed to be friends
>Mum tells me one day friend is in hospital and I have to go see him
>Can't I go tomorrow?
>No Anon we need to go now
>MFW I watched my friend die because his parents believed his blood was magic

I just wish for once religions would get their priorities straight. When children are dying and being molested due to your own agenda you are no longer a religion working towards an honorable goal.

I don't even classify myself as an Atheist. considering a system of beliefs as a defining feature of yourself is the fastest way to lose yourself as a person.
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new thread when?
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>>82692664

Can you actually use those? It appears you can't.
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>>82690981
bah, that's the best action she'll get at 32 and single.
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>>82691301

>christians actually oppress people
>sjws take the shit

How sad.
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>>82693114

But what I think also doesn't matter: because we are talking about God's law and so it's his view that matter.

And his view was pretty much 'abomination'.
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>>82693205

Bible is pretty self-contradictory in that department.

Earlier on, God literally encourages people to procreate and love each other, then later on all of a sudden "sex is bad and sinful".

Gee, like the Old Testament was written by different people with different opinions!!
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>>82691558
How can we nuke something that doesn't exist?
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>>82690970
From a Christian's standpoint that would be the human's fault for writing down additional false gospels.
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>>82693238

Well he is using his. You on the other hand apparently aren't using yours all that well.
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>>82693263
And that same term, "abomination", applies to plenty of other things, as others have mentioned in this thread. Or do you believe that shellfish and clothes with mixed fibers are equally as evil as homosexuality?
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>>82693283
We'll will God into existence. Then nuke him.
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>>82693152

> HATE GROUPS KILL PEOPLE
> even through they aren't killing people

List the racial murders in 2016. I wait.

>>82693164

Are you stupid? Which clinics were bombed in the last years?
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>>82692803
I hear it a lot in that new age pseudo-christian mumbo jumbo that's all the rage nowadays
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>>82693264
To procreate doesn't include buttfucking.
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>>82693295
No, because that would mean that God does not care enough about His own word to keep it preserved so that future innocents who deserve access to the Good Word would have it.
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>>82693263
Why should I care about some arbitrary rule with no logical reasoning?
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>>82692853
BUTT
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>>82693264

Where in the NT says sex is bad?
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>>82693303
Yes.
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>>82693326

"Sex is sinful" also included hetero sex according to Bible. So how the hell is an act which brings longetivity of the human race in any way sinful?
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>>82690364

I see you're forced to ignore words like "hydrophobia" or "mycophobia". How sad.
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>>82690970

> contradictory

Like what?
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>>82693313
Just September of last years one was set on fire.
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>>82693361
Do you preach just as much to those who wear polyester as those who have a same sex lover?

Do you preach at seafood outlets?
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>>82693365
Creating bastards does not help anyone.
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>>82693365
Which line does state that heterosexual sex, in the context of a matrimonial relationship, is evil?
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>>82693349

Not in New Testament. Old Testament on the other hand...first it states that God encourages humans to procreate, then all of a sudden, even straight sex is sinful.
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>>82693370

> 1 example
> BETTER BAN SPEECH
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>>82690981
>tickles my heart, and my dick

I wish there was a category for this.
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>>82693412
Feelboner?
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>>82693405

> I can't into context

Post the passage.
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>>82693408
You literally wanted to have an example and I gave you one. You can find more if you want them.
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>>82693399

According to Church, any kind of sex outside of marriage is sinful; even if the parents love each other and want to live together and raise their child, without marrying.

It was less about it being actually sinful, and more about the fact priests were butthurt that people would start families without asking them to grant them God's permission (aka. paying them for ceremony).
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>>82693391
>Do you preach just as much to those who wear polyester

Yes, all the people who are allergic to polyester just proves how evil it is.
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>>82690981

> campaign
> an educational video for a particular group

>>>/lgbt/>>82693426
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>>82693436
Ahahaha, I like you, anon.

I hope your trip to the peanut butter factory goes well.
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>>82693429
It's because it was an act outside of the boundaries set by the society. The laws of the society had been established specifically so that everyone would be a part of it.
So doing anything outside of it was an act not just against religion but society itself.
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>>82693426
Yes, once we ban religion violence will stop forever, just as it has in Russia and China
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>>82689883
Is this the same group that made Sparlock the Warrior-Wizard?
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>>82693426

Look at my previous graph. You are full of shit. Speech cause as much violence as videogames, comics, movies. A health person doesn't start killing people because of something it heard or saw.
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>>82693391
The sinners have won that battle. Preaching to those people would make you look crazy, and thus lessen the amount of people willing to listen, defeating the purpose of preaching in the first place. It's wiser to preach about a hot button topic you can actually sway people on, then once they're in the fold enlighten them about their other sins of shellfish and polyester. If they truly understand they must submit to the will of god, dropping such common things will be much easier for them to swallow than if you came at them with it immediately.
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>>82693466
Never said that, but anon was acting ignorant of crimes that actually have been committed. Granted, those are far less than many other religious inspired crimes, but to deny they happened is stupid.
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>>82693283
with a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>82693478
>he literally believes polyester is evil
Why yes, that WOULD make people think you're crazy!
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>>82689883
The name Jehova always makes me smirk. It has such a silly origin. And yet Americans put it in their Bible.
At least have the balls to call Him Jahweh, heretics.
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>>82693394
as a bastard and productive I take offence to that notion.
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>>82693476
>implying media doesn't cause violence
And yes, I am sure that there are plenty people around the world who join the army because of things they heard and saw.
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>>82691236
LGBT invasion?
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>>82693460
By this same logic, freeing slaves in a society where slavery is legal is immoral but owning them is not.
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>>82693468
My next mage will be named Sparlock
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>>82693499
Imagine how much better your life would've been if you were productive and not a bastard
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>>82693460
Society needs to fucking change then.
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>>82693518
Morality is just a set of laws, if you agree with those set by the state or not is a different thing.
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>>82689952
>The triggering part is they encourage the kid to proselytize
That's pretty much the MO of Jehova's witnesses. I know in the US they have to compete with the Mormons, but in Europe Jehovas dominate in door-to-door evangelizes.
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>>82693510

> media causes violence
> the world is thousand times more peaceful than the past through
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>>82693533
Society changes all the time. And sins will always exist, yet nothing ever be actually sinful or evil.
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>>82693490
Wow so violence occurs outside of religion?! Like a basic human instinct? !?!?!?! Wowzers!!!
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>>82693549
And the media of the past didn't encourage violence? If anything our media is more pacifist than ever before.
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>>82693532
well I meant productive member of society. not 'productive.'

I work hard, have a decent job and if I had been born in wedlock nothing would've changed about my life except that I might've known my deadbeat father earlier in life.

caring about bastardry is like caring about baptising children. Has no place in the modern world.
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>>82693538
I'm glad you see an important divide between the two and recognize that there are instances where laws of society are immoral.
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>>82693492
Some people think eating a dog is evil, others wouldn't bat an eyelash at it.
some think fucking your cousin is creepy, and there are times in history where it was nothing out of the norm.
You'd be hard pressed to find anyone in support of slavery, yet the world as you know it would've never happened without it.

It's all perspective. Bible says polyester's a bad, so it's bad. At least it's an inconsequential thing to believe, compared to others.
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>>82693492
Polyester is totes evil bro. Cotton is the fabric of my life.
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>>82693601
I don't believe immorality or morality actually exist.
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>>82690304
>Not catholic
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH
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>>82693495
Yep, God sure does have many names, wow, so deep, you must have really done your homework. Gold star.
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>>82693608
See, the thing is, in each of those statements, there are reasons given for or against a stance, and some reasons employ better logic than others. "It is because X says it is" is a shitty reason, particularly if that is the only reason given for discriminating against people.

>>82693629
Then why are you here?
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>>82693633
Begone, papist idoliser!
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>>82693665
because this is a comics board. I believe those exist.
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>>82693599
>implying having a loving and positive relationship with your father wouldn't have had a profound emotional and development impact on you.
You could've been a genius billionaire astronaut, if only your dad loved you.
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>>82693608
There are better arguments for not eating dogs, fucking your cousin, and not enslaving people than for the evils of polyester.
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>>82693629
Don't you have an Arab to kill or something?
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>>82693588

> all media always caused violence
> the Assyrian media were more brutal than our violent games
> recent media is more pacifist, with gems such as Dead Space, Manhunt, etc
> I will still want to censor the media however

You are still looking like a humongous faggot anon.
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>>82693665
What's wrong with eating dogs?
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>>82693679
Why are you discussing morality if you don't believe in it? You can be here in the thread and discussing the quality of the animation, but you're not doing that.
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>>82693665
What is the reason against eating dogs? They are animals just like any other we eat.
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>>82693686
B^U
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>>82693678
Yeah, we worship Henry the 8th now and there is nothing you can do about it!
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>>82693712
I never said I wanted to censor media, fuckface. That was a completely different anon who probably doesn't even respond to you.

>>82693715
I can discuss how other people imagine and judge morality.
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>>82693718
I hear dog tastes bad/has a weird texture, but I've never had the opportunity to try it.
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>>82691351
That was a good comic.
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>>82693718
>>82693714
I don't have a problem with eating dogs from a moral perspective. But a vegan or vegetarian would be able to give you the argument you wish to have, since they actually DO have arguments beyond just "I've been told it's bad".
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>>82693718
>>82693729
Carnivores are less delicious and more costly. Not really evil. Not too tasty though.
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>>82693729
I don't.
Sola scriptura. Sola gratia. Solus Christus.
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>>82693777
Which just boils down to "I tell you it's bad" just like any other moral standpoint.
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>>82693739

> t-that's wasn't me!

Okay. So tell me: which media consumed Stalin, Hitler and Mao? I would like to give it a try.
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>>82693757
I was wondering if anyone would get the reference
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>>82693453
That sounds fun....
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>>82693794
No, it's "you and I likely agree on certain moral standpoints, and from there we build upon those and follow logical paths to one of my viewpoints, and you can understand where I'm coming from and why I believe what I do, and either criticize the path I take or accept it as valid".
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>>82693801
Hitler actually fought in WW1 so he was most likely influenced by the propaganda for it and he also read anti-semitic literature.
Stalin and Mao were influenced by communist writings and ideology
Is this a serious question? You could find much better examples, like serial killers.
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>>82693665
There is nothing wrong with fucking your cousin. It hurts no one, and isn't even likely to produce genetic defects should you make babies. It's taboo based only on social norms
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>>82693711
I fucking see what you did there
But it's true. Right and wrong only exist in our own minds and have no external reality. They're not even like math, where the abstractions don't exist but the logical relationships between them can be used to make useful predictions about the world. Morality is wildly different to different people, with no internal logic and no bearing on the real world.
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>>82693794

I don't have to tell you things are bad.

Everybody knows things are bad.

It's a depression.

Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'

Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. (shouting) You've got to say: 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!'

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!'
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>>82693839
>you and I likely agree on certain moral standpoints
And what if that part is simply not true? Then you are completely arguing outside of context.
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>>82693654
"Jehovah" is really just putting the vowels from "Adonai" into JHWH. It's so retarded.
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>>82693859
Then an argument has to be mad for basic moral standpoints. Like "why you shouldn't murder people".
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>>82693859
If that isn't true then I agree we have nothing to say to each other and neither of us will change our opinions. But I suspect at least some of it is true, if you're trying to engage with me logically, which tells me that you value logic, and from there you can appreciate and understand the rest of the post I made.
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>>82693714
>>82693718
Have you never actually interacted with dogs, they're emotionally expressive moreso than nearly any other animal.
They're also far more useful as helpers than as food unless you live in an area with extreme food scarcity.
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>>82693678
I shall go... Retake Jerusalem!
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>>82693845
The problem is that populations that regularly intermarry cousins have measurably higher birth defects, same as isolated populations.
Hence the taboo. It structurally improves the gene pool.
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>>82689883
Ah good ol religious fundamentalism in animated form no less!
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>>82693907
I interacted with dogs and still wouldn't have anything agains eating them (except maybe if they just taste bad, but that is not an argument against eating them in the first place and just a hindrance in doing so) since other animals we eat, like pigs, are smart and emotionally responsive too. Difference is we don't keep those in our houses anymore.
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>>82693907
Why does that matter? It still isn't a human, and it's made of meat.
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>>82693909
post the divine cybermancy one
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>>82690004
Jehova's Witnesses are barely a step down from Scientologists. Read up on these fucks.
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>>82693982
Humans are made of meat. Can we eat them?
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>>82693840
>Hitler actually fought in WW1 so he was most likely influenced by the propaganda for it and he also read anti-semitic literature.

And a lot of people fought in WW1 and didn't go full genocide.

> Stalin and Mao were influenced by communist writings and ideology

Ah yes, I remember when Marx went through the streets cutting people open.

You are unbelievable stupid anon. Even if the communist manifesto or WW1 didn't exist people would find a reason to kill other people. Even if you picked a group of people with no contact to any form of media they would eventually fight over something.

It's nature, those with a disposition to violence will act it doesn't matter the trigger.
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>>82693787
Well scripture settled upon at the Council of Nicea. Why because a Catholic bishop said that this is the version the Holy Spirit loves. Then Shakespeare helped translate it for The wildly sinful king james.

So when Christmas built his church on Peter as his rock, and you turned you back on Peter, and Jesus?

Baw well a southern Baptist can justify any sort of sin if you give him enough time. They were magically saved the whole time they were doing something Christ would clearly be ashamed of deeply. But who needs actual faith and repentance when you have lip service?
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>>82693999
Where on that scale do Mormons lie?
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>>82693943
Pigs are nasty and can't do the things that dogs can be trained to do.
>>82693982
You may possibly be a sociopath.
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>>82694002
yes but not the brains. you get diseases from that.
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>>82693909
Thinking about it... Isn't it a good time to establish a Crusader state in Palestine?
The people are poor and desperate and oppressed by Jews. We shall teach them of the martyrdom of Christ!
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>>82694027
>can't do the things that dogs can be trained to do.
yeah they can
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>>82694017
I'm not arguing against the existence of violence in nature, but just as people are influenced by the actions of others around them they can be influenced by what they have been taught is true.
If a person is taught through media that killing somebody because of ideological reasons is justified then they will have less problems actually doing so as if they hadn't been influenced.
Humans are manipulated and manipulative.
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>>82694002
Physically, yes, and some people do. There's proteins in human tissue that will fuck you up though, so it seems nature does not favor it.
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>>82694025
Naw man, they are not all bad. Just misguided.
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>>82694053
Can they haul a sled for thirty miles at 0 degrees?
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>>82694053
I've never heard of anyone using a pig for hunting, herding, guarding, guiding, rescuing. If they were capable of such, they'd be used for those purposes.
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>>82694075
the hairy ones can
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>>82694027
Pigs are really smart. They outperform dogs at some cognitive tests. We still cut them up and mix them into our eggs though.
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>>82694088
>the cops get rid of their K9 units and start using pigs
>pigs using pigs
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>>82694113
pig's crept in
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>>82694051
What we need to do is contain the conflict as they kill each other. The fact that they want to kill each other isn't in itself a problem; it's what they both want, and that's why all attempts to make peace have failed.
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>>82694051
I love how this thread took a hard turn from its origins as an SJW thread into talk of bathing Jerusalem in Blood because DEUS VULT
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>>82694113

> calling cops pigs

Please, do call Superman next time you have a problem.
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>>82694002
Sure
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>>82694088
>I've never heard of anyone using a pig for hunting
They use them to hunt for truffels and have been taught some of the other things too. Their loss is not the cognitive department but that they are not as physically fit as dogs.
Just because we don't doesn't man we can't.
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>>82694088
Pigs have been used to sniff out foods like truffles and have been used in the same capacity as guidedogs. We could probably get them to do more, but we'd rather eat them. They taste really good.
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>>82693546
They do that over there? I thought Eurobros were less willing to put up with religious proselytizing than Americans.
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>>82694140
I'll stop calling cops pigs when they stop giving them quotas to fill

a cop with a quota isn't a civil servant, it's a hired racketeer
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>>82694141
Causes protein disorders and weird brain problems.
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>>82694161
So? Eat bad chicken and you'll get salmonella.
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>>82694152
Pfft, no. They even do that in Poland, which is like the second most Catholic country after Vatican.
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If this were /co/ of 2009, this thread would be less religious debate and more rule 34 already, dammit.
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>>82690789
> 'the toys are evil'- episode

>Be a little kid playing with GI Joes and toy vehicles and shit on your grandmother's front porch
>bothering no one
>Stupid ass Jehova's Witness lady walks up and starts talking to your grandmother.

>Starts going on about how she doesn't allow tanks and shit to be played with by her children or some shit

>wish your grandmother would tell the bitch to fuck off so you can go back to having fun
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>>82694036
Technically we get diseases from eating all kinds of meats, especially things closer to us genetically. Livestock and the diseases they've given us have boosted human immunity to all kinds of things. On the other hand, they've killed thousands that weren't as well acclimated, like the native americans. You could probably make the argument meat in general is wrong based on disease transmission.
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>>82694189
That's bad chicken. Good chicken won't do that. Eating any human will fuck up other humans and only other humans. It's a unique interaction specific to human cannibalism.
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>>82694232
Or talking about pigs.
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> there are other conservatives besides me on /co/

That's a relief.
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>>82694288
No it isn't. You can consume human flesh safely.
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>>82694297
I was faking it. I just like being contrarian.
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>>82694288
I am sure there are plenty of cases of cannibalism which did not cause health problems.
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>>82694027
>Pigs are nasty

A myth. They're nasty because when kept in pens, rolling around in their shit is the only way to stay cool.
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>>82694321

:^)
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>>82694316
not brains
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>>82694390
So don't eat human brains.
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>>82694237
also these people are not above using tricks to get you to buy into the religion they are selling.
I remember being at a friend's house being on his front stoop, talking to him while he stands in his doorway.

I looked down for a second only to look up to see he isn't there and the door is closed, then i look across the street and see why. There is a bunch of the fuckers coming right toward me and he didn't even give warning or anything.

I notice there are a few old ones there some kids and at least one cute girl among them who looked to be about my age. Guess which one they sent to talk to me. Me being the sucker for a pretty face that i am, couldn't bring myself to tell her to fuck off.
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>>82694357
>not having sweat glands
once again humans prove themselves the glorious master race
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>>82694410
>I notice there are a few old ones there some kids and at least one cute girl among them who looked to be about my age. Guess which one they sent to talk to me. Me being the sucker for a pretty face that i am, couldn't bring myself to tell her to fuck off.

THIS.
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>>82694409
But I can eat cow brains. It's not fair!
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>>82694446
Isn't that a cause of Creutzfeldt-Jakob?
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>>82694446
You can't eat polar bear liver but you can eat human liver. Life just isn't fair, is it?
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>>82694410
That's not a trick, that's marketing. You were the idiot for succumbing to it.
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>>82692802
Thanks anon
>that one with the toy serving as dildo
top kek
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>>82692828
>taking a sample from a zone with a shadow
dumb
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>>82693349
Does Corinthian Two count as the NT?
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>>82694581
no
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>>82694581

Post passage. I may answer before thread dies.
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>>82694848
>Billy
It's Caleb, you shit.
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>>82690992
Islam is the youngest of the 3 Abrahamic/monotheistic religions. Are you genuinely surprised it's in its brutal "edgy teen" phase when Christianity and Judaism had versions of their own?
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>>82694410
I always tell them 'I don't believe in proselytizing' and they fuck off.
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>>82694940
Every little boy is named Billy.
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>>82691236
Nice tinfoil hat. Did you make it yourself?
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