Homestuck

I think your thread gets deleted by the yurop janitor.

>>82603955
But Homestuck is a comic, and we're allowed to talk about comics on this board for comics and cartoons

Inb4 delete

Karkuck.

>>82603888
i liked it

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How come trolls are so shit at becoming God Tier?

>>82604155
Because Karkat was too obnoxious.

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>>82604061
STOP
CALLING
HIM
THAT

It's horrible and it confirmed everyone's beliefs that the webcomic is as bad as everyone says it is. Also Hussie is a hack.

I think nothing of the ending because it didnt end yet. 6/12 we will get a PSYCHE panel right at the start of act 8

>>82604573
right all we gotta do is disarm the nukes and kojima will give us chapter 3: Peace

>>82603888
What the fuck was the point of Dog Jack and the Parcel cunt. They did nothing after act 5 and just kind of resolved themselves without anyone doing anything.

>>82571921
> Knights are an active class
What weve seen of his godtier powers:
- Stopped union jack in time for dirk attack
- Time traveled to save dirk, three times
- Forced to save WV in pre-retcon timeline
Knights are defensive characters pretending to be active and vice-versa with princes.

>Rose and Dave first met on Derse as their dreamselves.
>Rose and John first met when she went grimdark
>Dave and Jade first met while frog hunting
>John and Jade first met during Cascade
>Jade and Rose first met after she went grimbark
>John and Dave finally met while John was evading Jade in Act 6

This sound about right?

>>82604754
woah... 19! 19 people like roxy!

>>82604776
Yes, you're missing John and Rose in the Seer: Descend

>>82604865
>19 people had sex with Roxy!

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>Exactly 413 words in news post

>>82604981
roxy just wants a boyfriend to love and be lewd with, she isnt a slut

Thoughts on Bec Noir getting off scot-free?

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>>82605012
Do people even care to find easter eggs anymore

>>82605154
im personally very angry that fictional characters dont get treated the same as the rest of us by our pathetic american criminal justice system. MAGA

>>82605154
>le epic ultimate self meme

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GUYS QUICK

WHO IS THE BETTER CHARACTER?

>>82605384
Vriska
Porn of her being dommed is pretty good

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Name three best girls that aren't Roxy

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>>82605384
Aren't they both shit?

>jerk with a heart of gold that everyone loves who gets fucked over for no reason
>asshole bitch who will never get hit by karma
>they are both dead horses beaten up by Hussie

>>82605610
Aradia
Damara
The Handmaid

>warned for talking about fantrolls
huh?

I keep forgetting how terrible Vriska is. For years I had acknowledged how Vriska was able to get away with tons of stupid shit and solve problems easily, but I always just assumed that the end of the story would have her receiving some sort of comeuppance which would be expected and bring her to a decent-to-good character, so I just filed her under "decent-to-good" to begin with. But then that didn't happen at all, meaning she's worse than even fucking Kanaya. And yet I can't get myself to actually hate her as much as I do Kanaya for whatever reason. I think the nature of the character, the sheer length of Homestuck, and the fanbase has just numbed me to her. I can't help but feel apathetic about Vriska since she was made with the intent of being provocative and she's been provocative for the past 6 years.

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>>82605629
aradia fans everyone

>>82605610
BLIND BITCH
CAT SLUT
FAT UGLY WHORE

>>82605668
If it makes you feel better im an aradiafag too and i love vriska

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>>82605640

>>82605707
The pile of obnoxious sluts doesn't stop from getting taller!

>>82605689
>FAT UGLY WHORE
That's like saying "female homestuck character/enthusiast" it's too non-descript

>>82605641
off yourself

>>82605755
>obnoxious sluts
>comparing Aradia to fandom Aradia

Faggot.

>>82605765
*doesn't*

>>82605610
aradia
damara
the condesce

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>>82605769
Everyone was disappointed by canon happenings and it's not like it stopped the people doing what they do because of that. The fandom thinks for itself and believes whatever it wanst regardless of canon. It also produced more material than Hussie ever did.

So basically what she did in the comic is fairly arbitrary and negligible. Fandom aradia is true aradia. That's the case for most of the trolls really.

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>>82605801
Is Karkat a Page now?

>>82605761
nahh. theres one character who is so much fatter and uglier of a whore that the words stop applying to the others in comparison

>>82605610
Pre-God tier Rose
Aradia
Mom

>>82605545
Karkuuuuuuuuck!

>>82606457
Would you do a version without the tentabulge

>>82606457
yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>82606457
But I've fapped too many times today already
have mercy

>>82606457
You're a blessing

>I always thought of MSPA as a pretty temporary thing in the long term. I really can't imagine it becoming ossified as this WEB BRAND for like a decade or more. That idea is really unpalatable to me for some reason.

If the epilogue doesn't come out before September 25th, MSPA will be a decade old.

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>>82606457
That's some real good stuff right there, love the little Roxy in the bottom right. Did you say this was your first foray into a comic themed commission?

>>82606457
>no crying Karkat

>>82606457
the third panel is my fuckin fetish

>>82606478
if you wanna pay for it, i put a lot of effort into that bulge

>>82606711
yeah
im not very good at doing sequential work but the commissioner had 3 scenes they wanted so it was easier to make up the ones in between

>>82606738
the last two panels i put on their own layer for future edits ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHnKT_2u64

This just got uploaded to the Homestuck YouTube channel on YouTube.

>>82606840
>Dante Basco
ANDREW NO

>>82606840
no
NO

>>82606840
NEPETAQUEST 2018 CONFIRMED

>>82606840

Not bad. Dante Basco is actually pretty cool here and doesn't make an ass of himself. And whoever put on the white text knows what's up.

Pretty incredible that they STILL aren't showing anything new from the game though.

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>>82606840
I thought I couldn't possibly get more disappointed after Act 7.

Yet here we fucking are

>>82606840
please
let it end

set me free

>>82606840
oh no

NO MORE

NO MMORE

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>>82606840
holy shit
goddamn i laughed when huss tried to pet the horse

>>82606840
at least dante wont have us waiting for so long like hussie did
r-right guys?

>>82606840
NEPETAQUEST 2018

I think I just all my respect that I still had for Hussie.

I feel almost insulted.

This is some FineBros level bullshit.

>>82606840
Man, Hussie really let himself go. He even ended up in a wheelchair.

>>82606840
GUYS
"send in your vids about how you feel about homestuck"

WHAT WILL YOU SEND THEM?

>>82606976
kek

>>82606979
Death threats

>>82606979
nothing i'm lazy

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>tfww the ride nevver ends

>>82606840
i have to keep pausing this video out of cringe
>crowdsourcing video ideas
what a shitshow

NEPETAQUEST TWO THOUSAND EIGHTEEN

>>82606979
Animated freedom :^)

>>82606840
>literally asking us to make videos for them
nooooooo

oh noooooooo

>not even horses want to touch andrew at this point
he really murdered his brand, huh

>>82607009
N E P E T A Q U E S T T H E T W O T H O U S A N D E I G H T E E N T H Y E A R O F O U R L O R D

>>82606840
OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS THUUUMMBBB

>>82607008
it's pxs all over again but worse
it was so incredibly vague and obvious that it's only for more money

is this really hussie's decision? i wish he never met dante. it's our fault.

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THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP

>>82606840
So the guy on reddit was right
This is more or less a way to show the studio backing the actual homestuck show there's interest

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>>82606840
>no bowman
dropped

where are you gaydeer, we know you're watching us

>>82607056
What's this about?

>>82607086
not even she is enough of an attention whore to come back here

we're going to rot

This is the part of Mr Bones Wild Ride where the guests are sent up a ramp and treated to a full view of the upcoming track, confirming one final time that there will be no payoff, that the ride's only actual purpose is just to keep them there forever and not to entertain.

>>82606457
>tentabulge
I'm okay with this

>>82607086
complaining about how the success of cape movies is ruining everything or something

i don't want this
i don't want homestuck to become a television show
or this finebros bullshit

i just want it to end

>>82607094
all you guys do is yell at her when she shows up, why would she come back

>>82606840
>step on my neck tadpole mom

What

>>82607065
He dropped homestuck and we should have followed his steps.

>>82607112
>all you guys do is yell at her when she shows up
it's 100% justified

>>82607112
she bought it on herself

>>82607112
she literally only shows up when people brownnose the fuck out of her

>>82606979
I will send them a video explaining how they fucked up. This thread is going to scroll in the background
what music should I play in the video?

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undertale has a better chance of becoming anything hussie wants to make homestuck into

that is to say, very little
very very little
this won't happen

>>82607163
how do I d8 night

>>82607163
/v/ Mansion.

>>82607163
>literally linking 4chan to normies if it appears on youtube
No

>>82606840

this is Shit

>>82606478
it's one panel, it'd be super easy to just erase it yourself

>>82607180
you find a troll you hate and a human you like, and you fuck the shit out of them.

>>82607198
that capitalized S says more words than you can imagine

>>82606840
I'm actually surprised this didn't happen sooner. Also, for what it is the production value isn't that bad. A shame it's completely out of nowhere and sort of redundant.

Get ready for unironic gender discussion videos before it takes a year long hiatus, kiddies!

>>82607112
>sycophant cunt shows up only to make fun of people and allow them to suck her dick

she'd deserve to be made fun off.

>>82607271
we're all only here to make fun of people honestly.
I don't care about what trips are in the threads, but I really want more content like TOIFS.

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>Everyone freaking out about Homestuck 2.0
>"This ride will never end" says the unwashed masses
>TFW you gave up on homestuck a long time ago and only stayed for the fan content anyway.
>TFW you have no doubt in your mind this whole thing will run itself into the ground before it gets unbearably shit, like any other homestuck side project.
Calm down bros its all gonna work out one way or another.

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Anyone feel sending a video of yourself pissing on Homestuck books?

this won't even last half as long as PXS

>>82607330
>Homestuck lived enough for unwashed masses take over the fanbase
Jesus.

LET ME KILL MYSELF ALREADY, HUSSIE

what's the point of trying to crowdsource fans when most of your fanbase moved on years ago

>>82607361
where have you been since 2012?

>>82607374
send a video to them of your suicide

>>82607361

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

>people saying 'ride never ends!!!'
the ride ended you fucks, this isn't even the same ride, no one is making you go on this, crowdsourced, shitty looking ride

>>82607410
b-but nepetaquest 2018

>>82607410
>>82607330
who is saying that?

How long before they make a patreon?

>>82607163
ELEVATORSTUCK
DO IT

>>82607163
>I will send them a video explaining how they fucked up.

Make sure not to make your video 100% negativity, or they'll just think your a hater or troll. Be sure to include all the stuff you liked about the earlier acts, and talk about what you would change and not just how they screwed up. Also be sure to thoroughly explain why you didn't like the things you disliked.

inb4 videos of jerking off, bodily harm and death threats are sent en masse and this shit closes down

Can't watch the video, so what's happening there?

>>82607473
The ride has begun again all over anon.

>>82607473
Dante Basco and John in a wheel chair talk to a long gone community and tell that HS related content isn't gonna stop and we can contribute

>>82607473
Hussie lost his affinity to horses, the game is still in development, and basically it's a message saying that WP is still very much alive.

Also there's some meta self awareness of how the ending was recieved.

the ending of homestuck is one of those life-alteringly bad pieces of media that only comes once in a generation. that feeling of dread that came over me as i looked at the timer and saw the tadpole animation going on for 2 fucking minutes is probably comparable to life-long star wars fans who saw the phantom menace on launch and waited for it to get "good" and slowly had to come to terms with the fact that it never did. homestuck was my favorite work of anything for years and the fact that so much of it was rendered meaningless by its nonsensical phoned-in-but-i-had-someone-put-effort-into-the-production-so-you-can't-call-me-lazy ending is so painful that i can't even begin to address it a month out from the initial shock.

>>82607519
>l that HS related content isn't gonna stop and we can contribute
more like HS related content is entirely fan made since they sure aren't making any

I don't want outsourced youtube fanwank, I just want Hussie's jokes and art.

>>82607522
>Also there's some meta self awareness of how the ending was recieved.
No there fucking isn't.

This pissed me off, too. They had all these quirky little memes and references, but they pretended as if no one had a problem with Act 7.

>>82607473
Homestuck 2.0 is PSX but for videos.
The game is still in development.
Hussie tries to pet a horse. He fails.

>>82607531
and i say life-altering yet i can't even think of what i can do with this experience. mike stoklassa made the plinkett reviews, what the fuck can i do with this pile of shit that was thrown in my face?

>>82607550
i think they referenced there not being an epilogue yet but yeah, they pretty much ignored how the ending was actually received

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT HOMOSUCK 2.0 GARBAGE?

>HURRR IT'S GOING TO BE VIDEO GAME(S) AND VIDEO(S)
>SEND US YOUR FAN VIDEOS AND WE'LL HOST THEM

THAT'S FUCKING IT?! THAT'S HOMESTUCK 2.0?! HOLY SHIT, THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, DO THEY?! IT'S NOT GOING TO BE COHESIVE, IT'S NOT GOING TO TELL A STORY, IT'S JUST GOING TO BE AN AUTISTIC CRINGE THAT IS TRYING TO CENTRALIZE FAN CONTENT SO THAT
>HUSSIE ZAHACK
CAN PROFIT OFF IT?!?

FUCK HIM, FUCK DANTE, FUCK THAT CRIPPLED GUY. IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING AND I HOPE THEY ALL GET SPACE CANCER.

>>82607562
make a plinkett style review of course

everything is rachel's fault

please let homestuck die

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Do you think the epilogue will fix that horrible, horrible ending?

Even regular outsourced badness was too expensive, so here we are.

I honestly think that Hussie is dead and that the video clip with the horse is from years ago or something.

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>>82606840
This seems like a scam

>>82606840
I appreciate them trying, but a lot of this is the cringy as fuck; it's like something made by fans but it's official.

Why does everything feel like it's made by fans these days? The lines between fans and creators are getting blurred and it's making everything look so fucking mediocre. Balance needs to be restored.

>>82607651
No.

Homestuck was irreparably fucked up years ago, Act 7 is just the wet turd icing on the shit cake.

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>phoned-in video with andrew and a d-list actor begging fans for content
>people acting as if homestuck is back

you people are fucking pathetic.

>>82607696
BOLIN WAS RIGHT

WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!

>>82607700
nobody is acting like that

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You guys ready for adventuretimestuck focusing SOLELY on troll romance??????

>>82606840
I can't watch this without contorting in agony, somebody give me the rundown.

>>82607700
there hasn't been a single positive comment about this in the entire thread

>>82607730
Only if Eri comes back

>>82607730
I prefer people ripping off adventure time's art style to steven universe's

>>82607700
Doggy read the thread literally everyone sees this as the half-assed thing it is

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>>82607730

>>82607751
too misogynist, it'll never fly with HS's primary audience

>>82607684
How many more months will we have to wait for another Hiveswap "update"?

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>Hussie makes Nepetaquest 2016 as a goof to cool off
>It ends up being the best thing he's ever made

>>82607008
It's not only accepting, but *embracing* quirky tumblr girls to make your "official" content for you. They aren't just the audience now, they're the fucking auteurs.

How the fuck did we get from TSO to this? How could you allow this much bullshit to stomp all over you?

>>82607191
>secret club
As if that's stopped them in the past.

>>82607779
there was a nepetaquest fan-game in development but it died after one of the main coders fucked off to become a brony faggot

a lot of the resources ended up being used in meenahquest though. the quadrant door puzzle in that was actually the main thrust of the nepetaquest game

>>82607751
Sorry eri is too triggering for young tumblrtyke homestuck fans, he won't be in.

>>82607792
Don't blame the fans man

Don't blame the fans

The fans weren't the ones that created characters with fucking shipping quadrants

Hussie brought EVERYTHING on himself

>>82607743
business consultant admits that nobody has any fucking clue what to do with homestuck as a franchise and begs fans to help
also hussie fails to pet a horse

>>82607804
>nepetafans are bronies

unsurprising

>>82607779
fuck off brony

>>82607550
>>82607566

The very first thing that pops up in the video is "WHERE'S THE REST OF IT" followed by "What about the epilogue???"

They were being pretty honest if you ask me.

>>82607792
blame hussie's girlfriend and hussie for working with your partner in the first place

>>82607569

They mentioned a mystery project. This is obviously just an attempt to generate hype, like Paradox Space. Stop sperging out you retard.

>>82607819
>business consultant admits that nobody has any fucking clue what to do with homestuck as a franchise and begs fans to help

WELL YOU CAN MAKE A VIDEO GAME I GUE--

OH WAIT YOU SPENT ALL THE MONEY ON WHORES

>I think I’ll use the sweeping power of assertion to claim my website is “Not a Webcomic”. I make comics, yes, and I host them on the internet, yes. Why should that make it a webcomic? Webcomics by and large feature awful artwork and horrendously unfunny jokes. Out of the thousands of webcomics out there, there are maybe 5 or 6 that I read regularly. For the rest, I find it painful to expend even a morsel of my precious attention on. Hence for me the term “webcomic” carries certain anathema, even though I like comics, and like the internet. Think of this way. You like chocolate, but there’s only one good chocolate bar in the world. Let’s say the Wonka bar. That mad bastard just knows his way around a cocoa bean. All the others taste like someone wiped their ass with a burning tire and fed it to you. Is it really true that you actually “like” chocolate in this case? Maybe you hate chocolate, with one pronounced aberration. Or maybe the trauma of trying nightmare after nightmare of clotted dung-like chocolate, the experience has left so much scorched earth that you can never possibly have a positive association with the word “chocolate”. Referring to your cherished Wonka bar this way only tarnishes a beautiful thing. It’s much easier on your soul just to call the Wonka bar “Not Chocolate”. Similarly, it’s much easier on mine to call this site “Not a Webcomic”.

- Andrew Hussie, March 3rd, 2006

What went wrong?

I'm going to record a video of myself in a Homestuck shirt begging them not to do this.

I know they won't listen and that's it's too late, but I want them to know that enough people don't want this.

>>82607862

>OH WAIT YOU SPENT ALL THE MONEY ON *HORSE

>>82607853

WELL, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING HIGH HOPES FOR IT NOW! BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY JUST PULLED OFF A FINEBROS, BUT ONLY WITH MORE AUTISM AND FAT TUMBLR LANDWHALES!

Andrew Hussie is 36 years old.

>>82607876
pretentious

>>82607876
Wasn't this when he made TSO, which was the most traditional webcomic-y thing he ever made?

>>82607876
Holy shit, he's so egotistical.

>>82606840
Hussie failing to pet a horse was worth sitting through that cringe. Also, it's cool that they mentioned Hiveswap as still existing, I guess. This all sounds dumb.

They're going to pull a Mega Man Legends 3 and we'll get nothing, not even a game. Trust me.

So once the first Hiveswap game and the epilogue are out, Andrew is just going to leech money off of Homestuck while working on something new, right? I actually hope so

>>82607951
god i hope so

>>82607876
who the fuck wouldn't call the wonka bar 'not chocolate, this analogy is retarded
really the most cringey part of that 2.0 video was them talking up hussie like he's some sort of mysterious higher power, last thing we need is even more people feeding his ego

I wonder how BKEW feels about the Inversion Theory joke

i'm going to out out listening to the nic cage song

my sweet release will be here soon

I don't want to be the 1 mindlessly optimistic faggot in this thread, but IF (and that's a big IF) they pull this off well I will be fucking amazed.

They dug the whole a little bit deeper with this video, but it alerted somebody nearby who may just have a rope to get 'em out of there.

I think the saddest thing about Homestuck is that it drove Hussie off the internet. The biggest reason he started MSPA was because he liked interacting with his fans, he used to be one of the most vocal and sociable webcomic author, but eventually there were too many people with too many opinions and it basically became unsustainable. I feel bad for the guy.

The only way Homestuck could work as a cartoon would be if Studio Trigger made it

>>82608009
>I don't want to be the 1 mindlessly optimistic faggot in this thread
well looks like you failed

>#inversion theory
keke

>>82608018
>Inferno Cop-esque cutouts of homestuck characters being violently flung everywhere and exploding

Fund it

>>82608018
a cartoon would be a fucking downgrade compared to what homestuck is

>>82608018
>wanting canon voices for characters

http://web.archive.org/web/20070401064156/http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/articles.php?id=16594

>“Common sense” dictates that youngsters are “Not Fit to View Porn”. How quickly adults forget, when they try to protect their child from seeing a nipple, it was not that long ago that the little scamp was in fact sucking on one to survive. So what’s the real motivation? The cover story is “protection”, but the real reason is protection of the parents, and sparing them from having to deal with their child’s comprehension or familiarity of any sexual matter. It just makes mom and dad so uncomfortable having to explain why the wee-wee goes in the waa-waa, and the magic of the hoo-hoo dance that daddies only do to mommies when they love them and want them to give painful, 48-hour birth to a huge, gooey, shrieking stork, who then violently regurgitates an infant onto the living room carpet in a puddle of half-digested sea food. And that infant was you, son!

>>82608052
a bloated mess filled with pointless chatlogs and a terrible ending?

I don't want a cartoon. They get away with a lot of good wordplay and references in homestuck that they'd have to forego to appeal to kiddies. Also naughty words.

>>82607876
I saw Andrew Hussie at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by neighing like a horse.

Wasn't Basco literally not caught up on the comic? As in, stopped reading out of disiniterest but wants to exploit fandom?

>>82607812
I feel like after Homestuck got a defined "fandom," Hussie realized that his career was at a point where he could just make "meta" jokes and fan-pandering and still coast by because of how large his fanbase was. Even though his "fandom" has all but moved on to shit like Steven Universe and Undertale, he thinks that he can still get by on "fan-aware" humor even though that part of his career is done with.

Imagine if, say, Lauren Faust kept on making "20% cooler xD" jokes on Twitter today, in 2016, hoping to get the same hype and merch money it would've made in 2011. After the golden calf of memebux ends, you have to keep making independently-quality shit sometime or other. Hussie never did, and he keeps making the situation worse and worse with every move.

>>82608009

WHAT ABOUT THIS CAN BE REMOTELY GOOD, YOU MONGOLOID!?

>FAN VIDEO HOSTING
>VIDEO GAME
>MYSTERY PROJECT

SO, THEY WANT TO DO A FUCKING FINEBROTHERS (EXCEPT LET'S CALL IT HIVEBROTHERS BECAUSE LUL HOMESTUCK XD). THEN THEY'RE PROMISING MORE VIDEO GAMES, WHEN THEY HAVEN'T FINISHED ONE. TOBY FOX IS A MORE SUCCESSFUL VIDEO GAME MAKER THAN HUSSIE, AND HUSSIE HAD MORE MONEY.

AND THE MYSTERY PROJECT IS A MYSTERY, BUT I BET IT SUCKS.

NONE OF THE THINGS LISTED WERE GOOD.

>>82608088
>This Hussie has been dead for over 5 years

lol you whiny cunts aren't happy with anything

>>82608108
yeah he skipped to either collide or act 7 because he wasn't done catching up

>>82608117
Stop taking the bait

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23820318/MSPA%20News/MSPA%20News.html

>>82608108
He probably wouldve stopped reading if Rufioh wasn't a thing

Also back when Dirk was just TT he thought he we Dave for some reason

>Homestuck 2.0
I just want the inevitably shitty epilogue so I can wash my hands of this trash

>>82608154
>4/10/09
>Hello. This is a new story called Homestuck.
The beginning of the fucking end. Jesus.

>>82608108
He read to at least when Rufioh was introduced but skipped to Act 7 when it came out.

>>82608135

BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY FINEBROS

>>82608201
So its like a liveblogger resource? But for people who already saw the end?
I don't get it

>>82607823
They should answer the fucking question
Where the fuck is the epilogue
Why did they end their cash cow in the most unsatisfying way
Did they just hope that idiot sycophants would go "YOU GUYS HATE IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET IT"

>>82608220
They are not Andrew Hussie.

>>82608088
And now Hussie is so afraid of sex we got a toxic masculinity speech

>>82608219

IT'S BASICALLY GOING TO BE THEM HOSTING FAN-SENT VIDEOS, WHILE... I DUNNO WORKING ON THE GAME? DOING FUCKING NOTHING? NOT ANSWERING QUESTIONS THAT WE HAVE?

>>82608154
Scrolling through these is like seeing my life flash before my eyes. I'm almost on the verge of tearing up.

>>82606840
this needs to be youtube pooped

>>82608093
I imagine much of the chatlogs would just take place overtop of action scenes and bizarre SBurb tasks. It could work. Imagine a log where John's intermittently fighting imps and alchemizing things, while conversing with Dave, who's trying to find his bro's SBurb copy in his apartment with Bro and Cal fucking with him, the the viewpoint's jumping back and forth while they talk about Ben Stiller.

>>82608247
FAN SENT VIDEOS OF WHAT?
THE BURLESQUE VIDEOS?
VA TRYOUTS?
LETS READ?

>>82608281
What if it's done in the style of Space Ghost? Static sprites that just talk to each other for the whole episode.

itt: people lack the ability to create content

>>82607191
4chan is LITERALLY a character in the comic, no one cares anymore.

>>82608321
guess which music team member I am

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>fan-submitted content for a "franchise" that is even less popular than it was at its inception

This is going to be so fucking embarrassing, I can't wait.

>>82608321
are you suggesting people that actually made homestuck videos like this 2.0 shit?

>>82608245
What the fuck do those two topics have to do with each other?

>>82608295
>blurry davejade nudestuck sextape

>>82608295
We don't know. Neither do they.

They just want to keep making memebux on a series-turned-franchise that should've ended in 2013.

>>82608342
sup radiation

>>82608295

RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST RESPONSES TO COLLIDE AND ACT 7.

>>82608281
Adapting Homestuck into a cartoon is a fucking stupid idea. Make something new instead.

>>82608306
Which character would be the host of Homestuck Space Ghost Coast To Coast? Doc Scratch?

>>82608343
I think it's probably more popular than at its inception, but much less popular than during Act 5.

>>82608342
Who cares, nobody gives a shit about you unless you're Toby.

>>82608342
Please be Malcolm Brown

>>82608345
Fuck off tumblr.

>>82608357
why would skeltonman come here?

>>82608372
fair

>>82608376
sorry

>>82608342
ast?

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>people start submitting Undertale related content

>>82608385
I'm not saying that there should have been a monologue about toxic masculinity, but it had nothing to do with sex, except maybe the idea that gay sex is cool

at least with undertale if a shitty sequel gets made i can just ignore it and have the original untouched

homestuck is a whole is 100% ruined due to its ending, the damage is irreversible, everything was riding on the ending and it flopped

Why couldn't Hussie make a video himself? Or at least appear in it and talk about the project himself?

>>82608425
Andrew Hussie is too problematic. He might say something that could offend a viewer.

>>82608425

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>>82606840
guys, listen
GUYS, SERIOUSLY listen here
I've got an idea which I think would be neat to have realized
a SBURB game with the same mechanics of Ingress! Think about it: a virtual/augmented reality where you build up like in The Sims and strife with virtual Imps: you and your partners could associate your accounts to the same session and your "server" could build things in your surroundings, and you could do the same to your "client", and so on.

pic not related, was just to gather attention for this post

>>82608450
uuhhhh how old is that girl

>>82608425
he has to maintain his cult of personality, actually talking frankly or doing anything that's not horse jokes would ruin that

>>82608425
He had a bad accident with horses, so he's in hospital right now

in honor of mothers day

give me mom lalonde fapfic
starting with the CLASSIC
http://archiveofourown.org/works/765019

roxy/rose fics too
rose loves her mommy, after all

who /unescapeablefeelingofemptiness/ here?

>>82608479
>less than 500 kudos

No thanks.

>>82608450
Ingress is boring and grindy. I doubt server building would transfer over well either, even if you weren't talking mobile.

>>82608502
you dont understand
you need to read it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHnKT_2u64

It's a fat load of nothing.

>>82608479
No
Give me normal mom fics
Give me Alpha Rose having videos for Roxy of her reading harry potter and telling she loves her
Give me Mom holding a little Rose at night and swearing till shes in tears about how much she loves her and wants her to turn out good
Give me an ecstatic Roxy finally having a loving family and the kids she wanted with John
Give me Jade re-sizing a minivan to fit the enormous spacetime brood she's produced

>>82608479
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7fq1ththgiq2ued/AAAG9bfxL18avRUV3gLNQHyXa/Mom%20Lalonde/Fics?dl=0

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>>82608433
wee bums are better

>>82608609
i got 2 learn how to make those

>>82608609
wasn't he jacked?

>>82608544
awwwwww
okay this made me tear up a lil
thise are good fics too

>>82608635
Recently he was jacked.
We know Homestuck 2.0 has been in production for quite some time, this could have been filmed a while back.

>>82608635
He just has really low body fat so his arms were super defined.

I wish I never read Homestuck in the first place.

>>82608544
>resizing a minivan
Why not just get a bigger minivan

>>82608656
Production? What production? What are they even doing? It's fucking nothing.

>>82608675
I don't think you understand how many litters Jade has squeezed out.

>>82608675
Resizing the inside. Tardis style, you know. It's a beat up minivan on the outside and a giant train-length party on the inside.

>>82608609
"How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses. What? You didn't follow that? Just think it over. Think it over..."

>>82608711
>someone gets lost in the minivan at one point
>have to go down to its beating core where entire civilizations exist, remnants of people Jade agreed to carpool with

>>82608705
Give me an idea

>>82608850
You know china? In the new universe there's a different reason for their overpopulation

>>82608850
All of the litters.

All of them.

>>82607531
Man I know exactly what you mean with the timer. My friend and I watched act 7 synced up and we agonized over every second that passed without any plot movement

>>82608904
>all that litter
Why is Jade so bad at picking up trash

>>82608635
photoshop, anon

The idea of a Homestuck cartoon makes me remember when I was a kid and I was fuckin crazy about Animorphs books and then I found out that there was going to be an Animorphs TV show

Then a while later I found out that many of the books were ghostwritten

>>82608894
They kept on eating Jade's magic babies?

>>82608934
Dunno, she managed to score Dave.

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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SUFFER SO MUCH

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

>reduced to male kanaya / obligatory gay male shipping bait who does fuck-all to the story
WHHHHHHHHHYSHSAHDSAHFHSAFSAFF

>>82609027
No man. You go to new earth china and instead of a bunch of lemon people who make knockoff products it's just a sea of white dog ears as far as the eye can see.

>>82609010
to be absolutely fair the non-ghost written animorph books are the fucking shit.

>>82609010
Wait really? Which ones?

>>82609065
>>82609010
i'm still baffled and upset we never got an animorphs cartoon. you can't even use 'too dark' as an excuse given the existence of gargoyles. it would still be toned down sure but it could have worked.

>>82606840
>We want YOU, the fans, to make our content for us

Homestuck fans aren't funny or clever enough to make good content. Except porn.

Even in PXS the best stuff was Hussie-made.
And why do they think the community wants to do shit after the mess that the ending was.

>>82609090
Almost all of the later ones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animorphs#Ghostwriters

>>82608479
this is pretty good so far. thanks anon!

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>>82606840
The most optimistic part of me says we could get official backing for Homestrife through this and I would be okay with that.

>>82609099
Holy FUCK I never realized there were that many now. I read to about #8 as a kid.

>>82609159
except homestrife has been dead for ages
also homestrife isn't even a video

the optimistic part of you is a dumbass tbqh

>>82609098
>implying they wont do it anyway

>>82609098
But what kind of content, I still don't understand what they are looking to produce or show?

>>82609181
I dunno. Seems like they'll take what they can get. Why not a game that already has a portion of it planned out and developed.

>>82609159
Homestrife is dead because What Pumpkin already declined wanting anything to do with it. They just want people to make shitty Youtube videos to keep the brand alive until they can actually get their shit together and release Hiveswap.

>>82609207
they don't know themselves
this video was basically an open invitation for business opportunities
basically saying "Hey don't you want to do something with our HOT NEW BRAND??"

>>82609227
In new earth china the jadesons are the majority. Instead they cook and kill chinese. Jade, as a practicing racist, would be proud.

>>82606457
i came

>>82606840
i uncame

>>82609212
because games are orders of magnitude more work to make and also it's a fucking youtube channel

what track is playing in the 2.0 video?

>>82609299
that one song that was in the hiveswap trailer
it might not even be on bandcamp?

>>82609299
apparently it's assorted hiveswap music

>>82608635

Only his right arm was jacked.

And still is, if you look at the webm. It's pretty funny.

>>82609299
Hiveswap trailer theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSacF8xb8k

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>lexy designed hst's perfect memewaifu 5 years ago

>>82609419
wrong.
a waifu is not waifu material unless she is barefoot.

>>82609419
Her Jades were always cute. And fuckable.

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>>82609431
this to be frank familia

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Calling it

Whatever "secret project" that Dante Basco and Cripple-kun were teasing, it'll be a fucking cringefest

Like, I mean, CTRL ALT DELETE the animated series tier bad

>>82609419
Needs Roxy in it.

>>82609461
when was the last time she did something for homestuck? she used to be such a huge part...

>>82609461
>all that jade porn lexxy drew that you'll never probably see

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>>82609502
homestuck the animated series?

>>82609555
B^U

>>82609534
I'd put her last major contributions around 2012. After that came her appearance on Penny Arcade's Strip Search, The Cloud Factory, crippling depression, and now her gig at Motiga Games.

The ending of Homestuck is one of those life-alteringly bad pieces of media that only comes once in a generation. That feeling of dread that came over me as I looked at the timer and saw the tadpole animation going on for 2 fucking minutes is probably comparable to life-long star wars fans who saw the phantom menace on launch and waited for it to get "good" and slowly had to come to terms with the fact that it never did. Homestuck was my favorite work of anything for years and the fact that so much of it was rendered meaningless by its nonsensical phoned-in-but-i-had-someone-put-effort-into-the-production-so-you-can't-call-me-lazy ending is so painful that I can't even begin to address it a month out from the initial shock.

>>82607531
as I watched I knew the feeling, because I had felt it before; it was EXACTLY the same feeling I had while watching the Lost finale
I still love homestuck, but knowing the end goes nowhere... kind ruins part of it desu

>>82609634
>That feeling of dread that came over me as I looked at the timer and saw the tadpole animation going on for 2 fucking minutes
this experience is so universal for homestuck fans
I think everyone watching Act 7 for the first time felt the same way

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lmao
I'm glad I started reading this almost before the end so I never got to emotionally attached to it. I can't imagine how much you guys are suffering right now.

>>82607531
>>82609634
why did you rewrite this and capitalize everything except Star Wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6mfH48D7t4

sorry

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>>82609663
>that one live watch video with the tumblr cutie
She deserved better bros

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>>82606840
I fucking wake up and see this shit.

Fuck this doomed timeline we live on. I want to go back to the Alpha where everything is good and not terrible

>>82609696
I'm gonna be really disappointed if this announcement doesn't generate 1000 youtube poops
the conditions are perfect

>>82608462
looks like a healthy 15 to me

>>82609696
I'm not wasting my mobile data finding out why someone would need to apologize for a youtube link, sorry.

>>82609769
it's around 20 seconds long just watch it faggot

>>82609539
least we saw her davejade porn

>>82609791
20 seconds of PRICEY VIDEO AND AUDIO on a site that will want me to load its 1000 components and sidebars! I'm not made of fucking data here!

>>82609835
uploader here, don't bother it's shit

>>82609634
>>82609663

It's funny because all the people who started reading after it was over liked the ending and didn't see any problem with it.

We all built up years of expectations that were literally impossible to even get close to meeting. Even with 30 solid minutes of fantastic animation.

People didn't break down in tears because it was bad, it was because of the sense of loss of it being over. Remember when you first caught up and suddenly there wasn't a blue arrow? That feeling except much stronger.

Homestuck's ending is NOWHERE NEAR as insulting/bad as that of Mass Effect 3 or Metal Gear Solid V. Especially considering we'll get an epilogue.

>>82609835
It's just some dumb joke about John being dead, calm down.

>>82609738

PLEASE

This would be literally the best outcome

>>82609894
We'll get "something resembling an epilogue"

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>>82608154
holy shit he had it planned from 2011

>>82609894
MGSV was actually good though. And even if you hated the ending, it didn't invalidate all the other games in the series.

>>82609941
>It's the homestuck sequel which only has passing mentions of the kids are stars characters years after they're gone
>it's technically an epilogue

>>82609894
I think those people just read through it too fast and didn't really grok the story so they thought the ending was pretty good because it was cute and everyone looked happy and smiling

>>82609894
>You only didn't like it because of your expectations!
FUCK
OFF

>>82609894
The ending of homestuck is pretty mediocre but the hype and massive hiatuses made the ending seem like shit.

>>82609894
>It's funny because all the people who started reading after it was over liked the ending and didn't see any problem with it.
tell that to speedreadanon
>walked in the tower shouting people's names etc.

>>82609965

That's funny because it did, while Homestuck certainly did not.

I didn't mind the ending twist of MGSV but it does "retcon" the games that follow it on the timeline.

>>82610036

If by speedreadanon you mean who I think you mean, they hated most of the story from the start.

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>>82610060

>>82610060
>This is canonly what the Vast Croak sounds like

107 Homestuck Facts YOU Should Know

>>82609894
I disagree. Going into the end I expected very little and then somehow still got let down by the whole thing. The ending was barebones and nothing fucking happened in it. I mean fuck it didn't even address the major goals in act 6. We don't even know what actually happened to LE or if they actually entered the new universe it's anybody guess. You can't tell me that even you breezed through the whole thing that's not a shitty ending.

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>No Problem Sleuth 2.0
Shaking my dick head to be honest

>>82610073
>Jake finally getting upset that he's been used as a living sex toy and everybody being mad at him for existing with a dick and not boning them was erased

THANKS HUSSIE

>>82610073
>this flimsy motherfucker became grandpa
HOW

I'll actually be really happy if the Homestuck "franchise" becomes entirely run by the 2.0 crew and Hussie just washes his hands of it and starts work on something else.

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>>82610136
Aged to perfection.

>>82604573
I'd be more upset if it kept going actually.

>>82610136
Well, Mom got even better, Nanna managed to become interesting, and Bro got paid for his puppet porn.