Why is Tak so adorable?

Invader Zim is the only good thing that Jhonen Vasquez has ever made. All of his comics are trash.

>>82272935
Would you happen to agree with my original post, anon?

>>82272952
Yeah, Tak is pretty cute. It's mostly the hair.

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>>82272970
And Alien Tak

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She's cute alright. Kinda like how creepy she is too.

>>82272935
Actually I enjoy Fillerbunny. I mean it's more of a high/drunk read but a good one.

all the main characters in invader zim are cute yet creepy at the same time.

Tak is best girl of IZ. Part of it I think is that she's the "Straight Man" to Zim's craziness, as well as a potential love interest for both Zim and Dib, too bad it got cancelled before we could see more of her.

>>82273396
>Tak is best girl of IZ
well, there weren't that many.

>>82272885
It's the crazy eyes and little body.

>>82272935
Invader Zim was fucking garbage

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>>82273860
Take it back!

Issue 9 next week. Get hype!

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Where's my cute Tak playing vidyas with Gaz!?

You have failed me once again internet.

>>82273531
There were like 3 if you count the teacher

>>82272885
>you will never teach an alien to love
I can't even feel bad for what I'm going to do at the arcade tomorrow

Because she was a good character?

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>>82272885
>tfw you had a happy goth gf with a phat ass
>tfw you fucked it up by being a nihilistic, immature turd

>>82272935

what else has he done? Specially after Zim.

>>82272935
I Feel Sick wasn't that bad.

Johnny whatever is unreadable.

>>82275767
Did characters designs for Randy Cunningham, wrote an episode of bravest warriors, various illustrations, overseeing the Zim comic and working on a series for Disney XD

>>82273396
>love interest for both Zim and Dib
top kek, you self inserting downy

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>>82275966
Youre just too stupid to understand it

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>>82276564
well its better than nothing

>>82276834
What were you expecting

>>82273396
She was going to be the closest thing the show had to an actual villian. Doubt she would ever end up being nice.

>>82276973
hard core porn

>>82279477
Maybe next time

>>82273396
>potential love interest

Dib had a possible one sided thing before he realized she was an ayyy lmao trying to destroy the world, after that all feelings dissipated. Zim was only trying to woe her in order to seem human, he mentioned he found her disgusting. She also fucking hates him.

Are you actually this bad at understanding simple concepts or are you just thinking out of wish fulfillment?

Tak had a hard life

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>>82275185
There was also the invader who was pretty much the girl version of Zim but she had barely any dialogue and was in one episode.

I think the unfinished finale script had her teaming up with Zim and Skoodge.

>>82280872
I always assumed that Zim would get with Tak because they're the same person. They can be insane loners together!

>>82280929
An episode about Zim conscripting Skooge for a rescue mission would be money.

>>82280954
You do realize the creator absolutely HATED romance plots? Any romantic intention your seeing is coming from your delusional shipper heart.

>>82281017
Oh I know. But there's so little content to go on there's not much else to do but pull stuff out of our asses.

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Anyone got the wherewithal to make a Punished Tak edit?

>>82280929
What episode?

>>82272885

Invader Zim has created an embarrassing generation of people that like to be LOL RANDOM PENGUIN OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *HOLDS OUT SPORKS*

Actually his paintings are really good.

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>>82281151
What?

>>82272935
I found Jellyfist to be quite enjoyable.

But SQUEE is my absolute favorite.

>>82281137
The episode where Zim gets the giant mecha. Also her name is Tenn.

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>>82280919
>One exam away from becoming elite warrior
>Idiot fucks everything up with no consequence and gets her assigned as a janitor
>On planet Dirt
To be Tak is to be in suffering.

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>>82272991
Alien Tak is superior to human Tak in every conceivable way.

i would like to see the post-Janitor/pre-Zim Tak pretending to be the daughter of the winnie king.

>>82281856
It was a bad deal, but if she had waited a little longer she could've taken the test again and become a legitimate Invader.

>>82280929
She was qt even if she literally was just Zim with eyelashes and curly antennas.

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>>82282858
Yep.

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>>82276132
>Did characters designs for Randy Cunningham, wrote an episode of bravest warriors, various illustrations, overseeing the Zim comic and working on a series for Disney XD
>Disney XD
>XD

>>>/out/

>>82272885
Did bleedman ever continue his invader zim webcomic? He seemed to go on hiatus for all of his series.

>>82283113
>what a fucking ret-
>tripfag
nice meme over there! 21 21, damn daniels, 21, what are those, 21

>>82282858
>>82283062
ewww

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>>82272885
I really like her theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKuU0njsvpg

I mean, not so much the actual song like in the link as when just a few notes play in the show whenever she does a thing.

>>82283261
>Preferring vaguely-goth small child over xeno qt

IZ's soundtrack was awesome. Wish they'd pick it back up just so I could hear more like it.

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>>82283261

>not wanting to fill an short evil ayy lmao up until her speech is incoherent, her eyes are glazed over, and she's overflowing with your incompatible seed

>>82283606
>incompatible

That's what you think

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>>82283668

Only one way to find out.

YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE?!?

Saving true cartoonkino

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>comic illustrations deadline is tomorrow
>ignoring that shit and fucking around here
Someone draw Tak before i do

>>82284550
Nah.

>>82285091
too late, i already started sniffing glue to pull the all nighter

>>82283606
What if she doesn't have holes down there? What if their race doesn't have genitals and it's just a bump and nothing else?

>>82285165

They eat food, implying that they have a digestive system and have gender, there's gotta be something down there.

>>82285191
They might not, they might just have smooth green skin down there. But they still have mouths.

>>82285210

What happens to the food they eat then?

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>>82282858
>>82283344
>>82283062
>purple zim

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Have a lewd Tak.

>>82285223
Perhaps it's used as energy to fuels their Paks.

I didn't even know Tak was a thing. Just looked it up on YT, this is the worst shit I've ever seen and I've seen three episodes of Johnny Test.

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>>82285251
Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck Zim.

>>82276564

I can't decide what's more bizarre: the Dib, Tak, Gaz, and Zim shipping musical chairs of the IZ fandom in the early 2000s or the Dipper, Pacifica, Mabel, and Bill shipping musical chairs of the GF fandom today.

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>>82285426

Let's go a step farther!

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>>82285470

This is the ship known as "Zimbel" it lasted on tumblr for about 15 seconds.

This is the third Tak thread I've seen lately.

The fuck is going on?

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>>82285565
I guess there is just one dedicated waifufag.
I think Gaz and Mabel would get along pretty well.

>>82285565
It seems to be the decade and a half long delayed reaction of a waifufag.

>>82280872
>implying dib wouldn't woo qt ayyeee lmaos

I'm pretty sure he would fug an aliems anon, just not ones that want to destroy the earf

>>82285330
I'd fuck power bottom zim

>>82280929
That's Invader Ten.

She was also slated to appear in an episode where all the Invaders' SIRS are competing against eachother. GIR pretty much demolishes all of them except for Skooge's and Ten's...and we soon discover...

Tak actually disguised herself as Ten to win the competition and prove herself Invader-worthy

>>82285257

Did you draw that? I like it. Hard to find good Tak stuff where she's short and flat.

>>82285330
Perifags everybody.

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>>82272994

>>82272885
She's like a mixture of the best parts of Zim and Dib, plus girly parts too.

>>82289788
really can't fathom why people prefer her alien form

like yeah 'hot xeno' but in terms of design she's far less distinct and unique, purple goth zim.

>>82289174
Nope. Artist does pretty great porn but most of it involves Zim.

>>82285625
At best Gaz would ignore Mabel and play video games. Gaz doesn't like anyone with the exception of her father.

>>82290018
And at worst?
ALIEN BREEDING PODS!
God I hate my brain.

I want to hug Tak

>>82290018
They can bond over common grounds like their love of pigs like in the fanart as well share stories of their paranormal obsessed brothers. But Gaz would slowly grow depressed and jealous that Mabel has a brother that actually cares for her.

>>82289788
Human Tak lends itself better to alternative, off-model fanart

>>82292279
Also I think Mabel would find Gaz to be cool person she like looks up to in a "sempai" kinda way.

>>82281017
Thats true but he said if there were ever to be romance on the show he would choose Zim and Gaz. The VA of Zim prefers Zim and Tak tho

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Who /TaGr/ here?

We all know the only pairing that EVER made any sense and stood more than a snowball's chance in hell is Gaz/Gir.

>>82292938
>>82293161
Y'all are fuckin' retarded.

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>>82293398
>he doesn't like crack shipping

>>82285257
l-lewd

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>>82293724
Crack shipping is good and all, but all fall before the might of the true OTP.

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>>82285531
>Zimbel

does that mean there's some evil mirror universe where a gaz and bill ship lasted for 15 seconds

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>>82293161
Zim and Gaz has plenty of potential because I could still see them being friends even if romance was never an option. Plus, as discussed with Tak, Zim attempting to learn actual love and affection makes for interesting ideas.

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>>82295066
Probably, you could also have two waifus for the price of one with Maz!

>>82295339
so weird...

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>>82295390
Weird? or Better?

Well, time to fap to Bigdads stuff again

>>82273396
I can see Dib and Zim fucking each other a lot more than having any kind of romantic relationship with Tak

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>>82295420
He's cool. I just wish he wasn't the only artist out there drawing good Invader Zim lewds.

>>82295339
>>82295417
who the fuck is Maz?

>>82272885
She is a genius with a controlling personality with an interesting appearance.

What more could you want?

Also fuck GIR. Worst character in it by a mile.

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>>82296606
Oh and I prefer human-looking Tak, but alien is totally fine too.

Because she was competent at her job and having a good human costume is part of her job.

>>82295246
Zim and Gaz is hilarious because of the implied reaction of Dib

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>>82275762
There's only one solution.

>>82275762
>tfw you had a happy goth gf with a phat ass
I envy you beyond words.
>tfw you fucked it up by being a nihilistic, immature turd
I also despise you beyond words.

>>82295886
those outfits wtf

Would Zim and Tak hatefuck before a fistfight or after?

>>82276564
>those arms

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>>82294825
Mah negro

Did the Tallest regard Tak any differently than Zim? They shit on just about everybody beneath them, but Janitorial Drone is like bottom rung. If she got merked facing Zim & pals on Earth, would they exile her the same as Zim?

I never actually saw this episode for some reason. It's like the only one I didn't.

>>82298317
You really should rectify that as soon as you can.

>>82272885
Because you're a lolicon, and you lust for little girls.


Personally I prefer Wonder-Loli.

> adorable

I think you meant to say "hideous".

>>82298430
No, adorable.

>>82298078
Before, during, and after.

>>82295417
>>82295339
Have these people also drawn Dizpers?

>>82298317
It's easily in the top 5, both for humor, story, animation and waifus.

>>82295339
>>82295417
This just seems off, its like you can see what they are going for but it lacks the charm of either of its sources.

>>82298474
What would that look like, I wonder. If only there was a lurking drawfag that could clear this up.

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>>82272935
>tfw everyone hates Johnny because it was hot edgy trash

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>>82298738
He does decent goth chicks imo

>>82298759
>tfw became of clubfag age only after clubs stopped playing post-punk and industrial/noise music
Th-that's fine, I wouldn't want to hang out with a bunch of posers anyway.

>>82298738
I didn't hate it, but it was certainly not nearly as good as Zim. He was WAY too "look how random and edgy I am!"

>>82281359
Not that anon but I take it you've never run into those kinds of people. I envy you but also fuck you.

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>>82298821
>this will never be anyone's average weekend night again

>>82299061
I wish I could have experienced that.

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>>82299044
>but also fuck you
Wha-what'd I do?

>>82295886
I can think one other who draws really good lewds but they only do gay shit.

>>82296356
This thread is the first I've heard of Maz but I'm going to guess it's a Mable+Gaz fusion or a fan kid, but I'm leaning more towards the former.

Who zadr here

>>82299214
You've done nothing. He's just jealous of your innocence.

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>>82280929
>>82287542
It's depressing knowing that there actually was some overarching plot they were going to touch upon before it was cancelled.

Did they plan to continue any of it with the comics, or is that mainly focusing on one-shot gags?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZs0AaYhNrY

This is NOT how I remember Tak's voice. She sounds like she's got braces.

>>82299725
As far as I know, Vasquez still has the rights to use show assets. So maybe? The comic seems to march to its own drum.

>>82300033
She goes through some weird audio phases in that first episode. The conversation between her and Zim after he kicks Dib off the wall sounds especially distorted.

>>82299725
i've been reading the comic but i'm not up to current issue, like 3 behind and there is no clear continuation of the story hinted before cancellation yet

>>82299725
The comic seems to be, at this point, just one-offs thrown together by JV and his buddies. KC Green, Rikki Simons, Eric Truehart and Roman Dirge have all been rotating through it.

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Would Gaz or Tak enjoy a game like Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)?

>>82300398
The only SEGA game she would play is Primal Rage

someone tweet this thread to JV so he can post if the comic is going anywhere

>>82300661
>jhonen
>browsing /co/

he'd probably get lost on the way and spend the afternoon shitposting in an SU thread

>>82300661
You do it

>>82300333
The last issue was based on an unused script before the show's cancellation and Eric Truehart is the main lore guy of the writers so there is still hope for a overarching plot later on.

>>82300398
No, but they would play the fuck out of it anyway

>>82300878
Requesting a drawfag to make a piece of Tak & Gaz playing the fuck out of Sonic

>>82300854
I have to say it made me feel good to see JV and Eric together with IZ again. Maybe if the first volume sells they'll consider taking things further.

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>>82300854

>IZ gets canceled
>truehart out of a job
>team disbands
>pays bills by writing kiddie shit sporadically
>becomes disillusioned with career after writing an episode of Sonic Boom
>writes IZ fanfics on the side
>his OC is all that keeps him sane anymore
>one day Jhonen comes calling
>"we got the green light for a monthly comic, you in?"
>truehart literally drooling at the chance to being his OC to life
>"y-yeah, jhonen, I'll come right over."

>>82300764
>>82300767
no twitter

>>82301126
Make one

>>82301126
With all the social media cocksucking on this site, why would I even have/need a Twitter?

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>>82300661

>implying Rikki Simons isn't on 4chan morning, noon, and night as JVs lead scout

>>82300033
>Fifty years ago
Forgot that the Irkens were supposed to be that old.

>>82273396
I'm not sure they can love, they seemed to have mighty monarch levels of hate and no compassion or sex drive to tether them to anyone.

>>82301698
You'll have to teach them the hard way

>>82301384
Jhonen stated Zim himself is older than any currently living human.

>>82301698
If they can fake their way through enough orgasms, maybe they can condition a generation that feels otherwise.

>>82301384
Is it the PAK that keeps them alive or just their biology?

>>82301723
>>82285165

I don't want to entertain any notions of shipping or romance or whatever, but consider that although the invaders are cloned, they remain a sexually dimorphic species. Sure it could just be the show wanting to have girl Irken characters however, I kind of think that there's a lot more thought gone into it that just that. Possibly they're still a sexually capable species. Emotionally though they're bred to hate.

>>82300033
Freaking wieners eating that girl and loved the way the teacher simply replaced the two students.

>Missed this show.

>>82300033
This, shit this show used to be funny.
>hnng-EAT YOU ERASER
Christ it has this perfect horrific silliness.

>>82302120
Both I guess? Considering the Pak is basically life support.

>>82302181
maybe they were once more similar to humans socially until despotism and advanced tech made them into the asexual cloned Irken race.

>>82302181
I've always assumed that, because the Irkens are such a heavily militarized race, that they've physiologically engineered their people to the point of androgyny, all for practicality. They're bred to fight, not to fuck. They've also made traditional breeding irrelevant via the smeeteries.

That said, I don't think they necessarily erased sexuality, as much as they intensely repressed it. They still have males and females with all the necessary "parts" but they have little drive to use them, and I doubt the females possess any fertility. Through operant conditioning, they're all asexual drones.

>>82302181
It would take generations of current-gen Irkens breeding (and groaning their way through it) to reintroduce any traditional sexual/hormonal traits.

>>82302541
Unless they have beta generation Irken genetic samples filed away somewhere they could borrow from, which is just a smart idea in general.

>>82302631
>smart
>Vaquez-verse
Pick one

>>82302631
It also seems like the higher ups (ie the Tallest) behave in much more organic, impulsive ways. Maybe they haven't been as heavily genetically conditioned, which explains their personalities and height.

Zim might not have been as heavily engineered either, by virtue of being a defective. If that's the case, the Tallest and Zim might be examples of what Irkens were like years ago. Tak possibly too, if she and Zim were in the same defective brood.

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>>82301723
>"the hard way"
>Not always falling for the same slapstick humor trap on purpose to hear that laugh
>Not listening to rambling plans for domination genuine interest
>Not listening to complaints on how disgusting human food is as she picks at then throws her lunch in your face in faked interest
>Not showing her the snack machine one day before lunch
>Not taking her comments in between bites of chips that perhaps human food is not 100% garbage as a "thank you"
>Not one day evading her slapstick humor trap and when confronted bringing up that that's just what happens when you've spent so much time together; you get to know each other
>Not pretending to not notice her tailing you all day trying to learn your patterns so she is no longer at a disadvantage to a filthy human
>Not incorporating long walks on the beach and the occasional dinner at a fancy restaurant as parts of your ordinary routine
>Not one day buying two things of snacks and offering one to the alien hiding in the trashcan
>Not insisting that while she studies your every move as to better torture/kill you she might as well eat something at the fancy restaurant you've been visiting so often lately the staff knows you by name
>Not hiding the fact that you spent a shit ton of money on making fancy dining seem normal and also scoring extra brownie points with the alien invader in one move by only ordering bread sticks and other similarly snacky appetizers
>Not asking her if there's someplace else she'd rather go to learn more about your stupid species
>Not watching a horror movie to better understand the human fear reaction
>Not stifling a laugh when she jumps and clings to you, not when the killer pops out but when tiny smelly human starts crying
>Not lending her your coat when she underestimates Earth weather during a walk she swears is for invasion shit
>Not continuing this trend beyond a 2000 characters description as she becomes your ayy lmao gf
Hotheads, all of you.

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>>82302797
This is somewhat my theory as well, Zim and Tak are definitely defective, or something other than the rest, whether that translates to having more biological emotions than the rest I don't know.

However, what I do know is that from a military perspective (as they are a military race) it wouldn't be practical for the Irkens to have all of their eggs in one basket (pun intended) and it would make sense to have the capacity for biological reproduction as a fall back if anything were to happen to the smeeteries.

>>82302361
>underground classroom
>Do we... Have underground classrooms?
>Eh.

I loved the subtler jokes in this show

>>82300398
Would Gaz be for or against Goobergape?

>>82302797
Tallest ones are presumably the original Irken, pre Vort-alliance betrayal.
Small Irken like Zim, Tak and everyone else are castes genetically engineered to perform duties, by mixing Irken, Vort and other strains of conquered races, presumably with their technical expertise while conditioning them to be loyal.
The Vort from Backseat Drivers had similar personalities to Zim, possibly because defective test-tube Irken have an imbalanced gene pool that favor a race other than the Irken.
It explains why nobody questions the tallest ones despite their incompetence, because things are set up so the system runs itself and serve around the original Irken species: they are provided with an indefinite amount of hyper-efficient slave mongrels with the technology to maintain their empire.

>>82303341
I liked, "Here's your hall pass neck brace. Walk off of school premises and you will explode." Also squeedlyspooch.

>>82303379
She probably wouldn't care and just play her vidya. Though she'd probably do horrible things to anyone who calls her a "fake" or a "gamer gurl".

>>82303500
Yeah this show was savage.

>>82303426
There's one problem with you theory, we already have an explanation for the tallest. The part about genetic modification is interesting however, there's not too much evidence in the show but it stays on the table. Anyway, the tallest are Irken just like any other from what we know, they're just older and made to be taller with "cybernetics" and extreme body modifications. That's why their spines appear so long and stretched, because the literally are, they're lanky formerly short Irken who have been modified. Also Johen said something to the effect of the tallest have two fingers to show they can command their troops with only two fingers, it's traditional. Whether the gene pool has changed dramatically since then is up in the air.

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>>82303241

>an attack destroys a major smeetery
>a government incentive is placed to procreate "for the good of the Armada"
>random Irkens are paired up to fug
>injected with hormones to expedite process
>these cold soldiers now have to bumble their way through sex with an equally-shy, inexperienced stranger
>this leads to an adorable moment as they experience their first shared orgasm
>which leads to a painful-yet-alien experience of letting their offspring go, knowing it will be folded into the meat grinder of their army
>they go their separate ways and never see each other again

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>>82300033
>Tak's VA

Are you fucking serious

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>>82300033
I never realized she had a bit of an English accent.
It's pretty great

>>82303426
deepest lore

I never knew about the Vort stuff, that's actually really interesting. The idea of genetic tailoring and biologically engineered subservience is pretty heavy stuff for a TeenNick show.

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>>82298738
I liked it in high school. And I especially liked the weirder parts of it, the Lovecraftian whatever-the-fucks and existential weirdness and so on. Jhonen draws some really cool monsters.

The writing was whatever. I vaguely remember the navel-gazing edgelord stuff being sort of a parody on the order of Anne Gwish, and Jhonen being frustrated that people actually looked up to Johnny as anything more than a self-interested loon.

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>>82303226
That was a good read.

>>82303829
>Irken parents losing their kids to the state
Not going to lie, that last line adds an interesting element. If Invader Zim was a more serious show it would have a lot of interesting concepts to throw about.

>>82303241
It be hilarious if a primal urge to breed would also be part of the biological traits of a defective Irken. Like, what would happen if a thousand years of sexual repression from his ancestors that Zim never knew he had and unconsciously hid in the back of his programming suddenly hit him?

>>82298015
Seconded

>>82304574
he's probably think he was dying/sick/the victim of mind control

>>82304574
>Irken puberty
Kek who knows maybe the reason they're so short is because they don't go through puberty. Also I'd imagine that the scenario you just described would be disastrous. Think about it for a moment and it's pretty apparent how that would end up. I mean who would the thing fuck? If all this is true, then he couldn't fuck one of his own.

>>82304546
I just like the idea of discovering something that other races just do naturally. Not even for lewd purposes, but more on the emotional/self-identity side of things.

>>82304876
You might like Macross.

>>82304802
He could fuck one of his own but it would be literal one-sided rape.

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>>82300033
>Tak's VA

I remember when she played the sister on the Wonder Years.

>>82304895
I'm vaguely familiar. There's like two or three series I think. Which one is worth checking out?

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>>82304496
Jhonen seems to dislike a good portion of his general fanbase desu

>>82305002
Start with the original. If you end up liking the military aspect, try Plus, II, and from what I've heard Zero. If you liked the romance/musical aspect, watch 7 and the subsequent installments.

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>>82304802
For added hilarity,he would probably end up targeting/romancing the only Earth woman he personally "knows" to an extent.

>>82304913
That's what I'm saying

>>82304876
I guess/hope that's the main take for people who want to see romance in Zim, it would be interesting character development and an interesting point of conflict for the show to engage with. It's why personally I kind of like the idea, not because of self-insertion like >>82276219 said way earlier (though I don't blame him) but because Zim is such an entertaining character I would enjoy seeing him participate in this kind of plot especially given the near autistic personalities of the Irken.

>>82275127

http://askgazandtak.tumblr.com/post/129043319916

>>82304496
>and Jhonen being frustrated that people actually looked up to Johnny as anything more than a self-interested loon
You'd think that bit with the obsessed fanboy in issue 7 would've been enough to set people straight about that.

>>82305050
Can you blame him, the kids that saw and read his stuff were part of that shitty emo/scene phase. Then there are the shippers and other assorted autists.

>>82305156
I hope you're not trying to stealth-ship in this thread, if you're not though, that would be pretty funny I'll admit. As long as nothing actually happens cause that'd be weird.

>>82305523
>Can you blame him, the kids that saw and read his stuff were part of that shitty emo/scene phase.
I never saw any of the emo/scene kids really getting into it. It was always us art club weirdos and quasi-goth cartoon nerds.

>>82305742
I'm talking vangaurd, like 2006.

>>82306154
Yeah, that's the year I graduated. Did it become more common among scene kids afterward, or something? The ones I knew at the time were always more concerned with fashion and music.

>>82305171
Holy shit thank you

>>82283113
holy shit mishalover
are you just a major faggot in every thread you enter?

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>>82290018
kinda like Clarissa!

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>>82305313
>tfw just asked them "Why would somebody shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?"

>>82298046
I hate when people try to make zim and dib look edgy. it just doesn't work

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>>82306666
How many sixes, big guy? Four. You should consider yourself pretty lucky. Congratulations!

I was the one who asked "are you an illegal alien"

>>82305313
I just threw up in my mouth

>>82306666
>dem banequads

wew lad

>>82306780
Cringe thread?

>>82306743
>>82306715
>misanthropic teen starts dating an alien invader that wants to enslave/destroy all humanity

That could make for an all right graphic novel premise.

>>82306828
yes, do it

>>82306764
>we should stab donald trump
Jesus christ

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>>82273860

>>82306915
I think Gaz and Tak would want to stab everybody.

>>82300033
>you maynnow pass out your valentines' meatslabs
I FORGOT ABOUT THE MEATSLABS. why is this funny i dont understand

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>>82307012
Givin' your mate the meat.

>>82272935
squee was pretty good, kind of a proto zim honestly

>>82306915
Honestly, you really shouldn't expect the kind of people with a blog like that to not be some kind of liberal.

>>82300033
the voiceacting, while spot on, always bothered me. Along with the awkward pacing, it sounds like they recorded everything on the first take.

>>82273396
tak would have worked better as a double agent.
I can totally see her going that path in another season

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>>82285470

>>82307207
Maybe it was to give her speech an "unnatural" edge, like she was still getting used to the way people talk?

>>82299725
They did end up doing the episode on Pants attacking. That was one of the second season episodes that didn't make it due to Jimmy Neutron already doing it.

>>82282900
wasnt like 50 or 100 years until the next exam tho?

>>82307251
I think Dipper would eventually get repulsed by how vile and self-absorbed Dib actually is.

>>82307302
Yeah, but Irkens are pretty much immortal.

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>>82306780

What makes green and purple such good complementary colors?

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>>82272885
gaz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mandy
admit it faggots

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>>82307385
They're good for your health.

>>82307385
You can thank the Hulk for that.

And to a lesser extent, BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!

>>82306780
>>82306828
we cancer now

>>82307315
I agree actually. Dib is really an asshole.

Mabel would probably piss Gaz off honestly. They only have piggies in common.

Bill is a trillion time smarter than Zim and would just screw him over.

Pacifica wouldn't be down with destroying the world I don't think.

The only ones I'm sure would get along are GIR and Waddles.

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>>82307423

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>>82307385
They aren't always. They only work in just the right dose.

>>82307315
Treats his sister badly too. It be interesting if Dipper saw Dib as a dark mirror of what happens if he let his paranormal interests consume his life.

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>>82307395

I've know that for years!

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>>82307478
We all know what kind of man Dib would become as an adult.

ITT: MEMES!!!!111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw

>>82307409
thanks

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>>82307047
I look at the thumbnail and cringe now I'm afraid of actually watching the video

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>>82273384
Zim's face is priceless

>>82307047
>>82307913

It wasn't that bad. I thought it was cute.

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>>82307913

>>82307441
>Bill is a trillion time smarter than Zim and would just screw him over.

I think it'd be interesting to see him try to take over Zim's body, but struggle because Zim technically has two brains; the one in his skull and the one in his Pak.

>>82307315
>I think Dipper would eventually get repulsed by how vile and self-absorbed Dib actually is.
He likes Mabel and Ford though.

>>82306780
shh, nobody's supposed to know that they're watching Sugar's ten year old fanfic.

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>>82308174
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4KIGySNL5M

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>>82308174

>>82272935
How about you mcfucking kill yourself? JTHM is fucking godtier, an anyone who says otherwise is an artless hack, and should be forced to anhero infront of their friends and family, as an example of the punishment of shittaste.

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>>82273860
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>82308424
>he thinks this is good

>>82308095
That is interesting. I don't know if Bill can possess A.I. or if Zim has a "soul" to rip out of his Pak.

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>>82308468
eh visually it was pretty good
especially the dolls filled with worms cover

>>82307441
>Bill is a trillion time smarter than Zim and would just screw him over.
we all know that bill would try to trick zim into doing his bidding, zim would agree but fuck up so bad that bill gets screwed into another dimension

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>that whole bit where jhonen drew himself as an alien with super powers
trully jhonen desserves the shit he has to deal with

>>82308468
Yes i do, and i think you should kill yourself in the most grusome manner possible to rid the world of your shittatse you bitch

>>82309103
>alien
he drew himself as a deranged, middle-aged manchild

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>>82309464
Like in real life?

>>82308424
>>82309368
>he insults my taste as dark and edgy???
>I'll tell him to kill himself gruesomely to rid this world of his presence, that'll show him *swishes trenchcoat adn disappears* goodbye..........
JTHM will always sit on my bookshelf as a monument to my awkward teen years, and because Jhonen's monsters are legit fun, and because there's a basic part of me that still likes the spindly Tim Burton aesthetic. But you're being dumb and I'm embarrassed by proxy.

I would pay a truckload of money just to have a TAK impersonator follow me around all day or something.

>>82309464
there is a bit on squee where he lives in a space station and comes down to eart superman style to get some doritos or something

>>82308709
Would Bill even be allowed to possess an alien from another planet? I have a feeling another evil demon would call dibs on haunting Irk's side of the galaxy.

>>82304977

I remember when she played that bisexual serial killer from L&O: Criminal Intent.

>>82310000
Yeah, I would call out Dib for haunting Irk's side of the galaxy, too.

>>82307441

>Bill is a trillion time smarter than Zim and would just screw him over.

Any character who tries to trick Zim always get their plan turned against them in the most screwed way as possible. I mean, look what happens with the Tallest or Dib when they do that.

>>82310000
I dunno. Bill's from a whole different dimension and we never saw a being more powerful than him in the show, he was the boss of the other beings. He offered Stan "his own galaxy" but that was at least partly bullshit. So who knows.

I remember there were other dimensions in IZ but I only remember the "room with a moose" dimension.

>>82310314

Sometimes I wonder if Zim's a lot smarter than people realize.

>>82309782
I will always be an edgy fuck, im in my twentys and fucking love being a dark depressung asshole.

>>82310456
He is, Zim's utter lack of common sense is the only thing keeping him from taking over earth ten times over.

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>>82299306
It's arright. Nobody here seems to be talking about most likely pairing though.

TAK IS FUCKING CUTE

>>82309553
I see Scott Hall/ Razor Ramon, Undertaker, and Paul Barer. But who are the 2 dudes on his left they look like Edge and Christian

>>82312299
i take that back thats Kevin Nash, no idea who the chick is

>>82312323
Fuck you it's Shawn Michaels

>>Tak thread gets 300 replies

Feelsgoodman

>>82303426
Except that the apparent betrayal of Vort was not only within Zim's lifetime, but actually caused by him. He was assigned to work as a weapons researcher on Vort (worked with Lard Nar and Prisoner 777) and on his own there created a monster that killed Tallest Miyuki, and later Tallest Spork. The Irkens thought the Vortians did it and set them as a target for Impending Doom II.

To me, what's interesting about the Irkens is that their Paks are essentially the actual beings, and their bodies just transporters/extra processing power. Hell, the Tallest are just puppet rulers for the Control Brains. At some point, maybe the original Irkens created advanced computers/AI that supplemented their own, not noticing as the machines gradually became the ones running the show, whatever subconscious resistance dulled by snacks and forced stupidity. Perhaps the robobrains are the ones that decided militarize and conquer the universe.

>>82299044
>those kinds of people

Not that Anon, but I think that they're all made up; they only exist in the minds of the most degenerate and subhuman of /co/'s denizens.

>>82299306
I won't deny I've jerked it to well drawn solo Zim lewds but ZADR is pure cancer.

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>>82283113

I still chuckle at the stupid joke that Dib has a big head even though it isn't any bigger than anyone elses.

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>>82298088

>Dib's face

>>82313744

Eh for better or worse I feel like Mopiness of Doom made it clear that ZADR in some sense is actually canon. I even feel like I've known couples like that, no one else but them cares about their bullshit and drama and they are 100% obnoxious.

>bought the entire series on iTunes last night
Why do I do this to myself

>>82314340
Mega link when?

>>82314340
I've had the entire series on DVD for over a decade now. Those commentaries are pretty fun. DIGIIIII MODIFYYYYYY

>>82314497
I only ever had the first volume and I'll have to track down those original DVDs eventually unless Nick ever rereleases them (aka never)
I really do miss those special features

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>>82289984
>>like yeah 'hot xeno' but in terms of design she's far less distinct and unique, purple goth zim.

I guess in terms of the show, she's less unique, but I think in terms of /co/ media in general, she's more unique.

As a regular human goth, she has to compete with Creepy Susie, Lydia Deetz, Raven, Gothetta, and a whole bevy of other pale qts in dark clothes. But how many little green ayy lmao waifus are there besides her and Peridot?

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>>82314862
Shame I don't care about any of those Goth chicks.

>>82272935
>implying his music video for White by the Left Rights wasn't fucking awesome

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>fans of a cartoon that ended 10 years ago still exist to this day

>>82316066
Do you just expect those fans to dissolve into the ether or something over the course of a decade? Seriously, what is your expectation?

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>Invader Zim thread
>No THICK Gaz has been posted
Time to leave /co/, this board is to gay now.

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Holy fuck was that Ted Raimi in some of those episodes?

>>82316119
THICK?

Just do it come on post moo cow Gaz.

You know you want too.

>>82316119
you say these things exist, yet you provide no proof

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>>82314862
the fact that tak has purple hair is alone to set her apart from them. she really isn't just a 'goth' girl, there's a weird sort of industrial goth style to her that's also prevalent with all of IZ and jhonen's work.

>>82307453
Thanks doc.

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>>82317997
>Purple hair.

>>82317997
I like her expressions and her voice especially.

I like how she is an excellent scientist as well.

>>82313052
>their Paks are essentially the actual beings
im pretty sure we see zim without his pack several times

>>82319034
Aside from animation errors, there was like one time. The whole plot of an unfinished episode was Zim dying because he got separated from his Pak, and it latched onto Dib and started turning him into Zim personality-wise.

My guess is that either they hadn't figured out that Paks would work that way yet, that a few minutes apart isn't deadly, and/or that if he willingly disconnects it for repairs it doesn't lead to impending death.

>>82319034
Also that one episode where Zim replaces his brain with a stuffed pig wouldn't have mattered if that was the case.

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>>82285257
1 minute in Paint

>>82273396
Irkens don't have genitals anymore.

>>82321374
Still got buttholes.

>>82295339
>>82295417
I kinda like it. It works since Dipper is basically a less autistic Dib, while Gaz and Mabel are pretty much polar opposites.

>>82316066
retarded cancermanposter