Homestuck 2: The Search for More Money

>>82064157
Joey was the reason homestuck went to shit. If it weren't for the game homestuck would have ended two years ago, before Hussie forgot over half of the plot threads and how to write the characters.

>>82064157
>assuming everyone pissed with the ending won't skip over hiveswap or pirate it

Joéy is just a shittier Jade.

is there an archive of all of Tangs drawings anywhere?

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>>82064218
Hi I'm Matt Korba, Co-Founder of the Odd Gentlemen. Joey is actually Spade Slicks reincarnation. Before we took Hussie's 2.2 million dollars and spent it on cocaine we coded up this great sequence when you as Joey use a tommy gun to kill Vriska in all timelines it's pretty great lmao

joey's toes

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?

>Hiveswap is set in 1994
>Pre-Sgrub Alternia

What's the fucking point?

>>82064487
Does setting really matter in a series with timetravel?

>>82064487
Telling a story or milking a francise

What was the point of The Hobbit? or the snes game Lufia II or the star wars prequels

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>>82064371
tang has drawn far too much over the years
no one can archive all that

Will we get a new Megalovania?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o

>>82064656
say have you ever drawn joey? she would look cute in your style

>>82064656
megane has im pretty sure, but i don't think he's uploaded his collection

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>>82064671
no because this comic is dead and radiation has moved on to bigger and better things lmao

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Who's the number one in memes?

Her emperor daddy?

>>82064556
>What was the point of The Hobbit
>or the star wars prequels

Both of those came first you quad nigger

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>>82064676
i swear this is the third time you've asked this question
like in the exact same words over the past 2 years

>>82064727
but this is my first time asking this, wow

she really is perfect in your style

>>82064696
So she's confirmed to be murdered right?

also this probably means the troll world isn't timeskip because why would they have an empress again

>>82064692
oh huh
i can ask him to if you want

>>82064814
please do

>>82064487
if its not related directly to hs more ppl will buy it

>>82064961
shouldn't have had fucking trolls in

this was dead on arrival the instant they announced the title. doesn't help that all the trolls look like utter shit too, not a single good design from the bunch.

>>82064218
She's fem-John. Which I guess pretty much IS Jade

>>82064696
Meulin

>>82064218
You can't get shittier than Jade.

>>82064724
>star wars prequels came first
hello underaged.

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Why couldn't Jane and Terezi be a thing in the end? For a pair the spares, it has potential.

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>>82064742
flattery will get you everywhere anon
here, a fresh joey
that other one was years old

>>82065181
Because that's dumb, and a vague connection between a secondary character trait and an extremely minor character trait is a poor grounding for even a crack ship.

Did they ever even talk?

>>82065448
yo angel did you respond to my commission email?

>>82065574
which one are you? davekat or 4 girls commission?

>>82065616
sprite guy

I sent it paradoxjelli@hotmail if that's the right one

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>>82065663
thats the right email but i dont think i have anything from you

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>>82065733
just resent

>>82065663
needs a .com, idiot

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Post YFW Hussie makes Joey a lesbian

>>82065616
>4 girls
Good.
>davekat
God damn it. I hope they're at least genderbent.

>>82065864
he'd have to make joey's game first

>>82065864
Im not worried about Joey, but her brother and the deer troll are definitely going to touch dicks.

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>>82065852
there it is
one sec

>>82065902
>God damn it. I hope they're at least genderbent.
no way
its $50 worth of karkat topping dave sketches plus fluff doodles

>>82065970
>Karkat topping Dave

at LEAST it's semi canon

>>82065987
Is it really? They both strike me as bottom bitches. Although Dave probably craves cock due to being in the closet so I guess it makes sense.

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>we finally get an epilogue
>it's just shipping shit
>doesn't explain fuck-all
>no pesterlogs or dialogue
>still no Karezi closure with the pre-retcon selves or we see (Vriska) and (Terezi) being happy lesbians and (Karkat) doesn't exist, the guy who was the reason for the fucking retcon
>Jasprose and Davepeta are forgotten
>Jack Noir gets fucking away with everything
>"btw davekat confirmed lol" / "btw davekat deconfirmed lol" / "btw poly confirmed lol", while not showing that karkat is leading some bullshit, having been reduced to polycuck or shipping bait
>epilogue ends with Terezi being happy that someone is coming back
>you waited one year until you turn into a shitposting homophobe or fanatic homestuck hater and watch every thread filled with smug davekat posters or smug anti-davekat posters shitposting for eternity

>>82066159
>Jasprose and Davepeta are forgotten
>implying that would be bad

>>82066159
honestly if he wastes a single word on the shitty 2x sprites I'll be pissed

>>82066159
>Jasprose and Davepeta are forgotten
>bad thing

???

What if davekat is confirmed but Jade goes for freak sprite bargin bin Davepeta instead?

>>82066359
it would probably work out better for her dog dick

>>82066359
Davepeta is not even a Bargain Bin Dave
It's a "Products are so defective we are giving them away for free please make us a favor and free us you can even pick more than one" Bin Dave

you have TEN SECONDS to name Feferi's chat handle

>>82064980
>shouldn't have had fucking trolls in

but it does

there's a whole fucking planet full of trolls

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>>82066359
/co/ would still throw a fit because they can't self insert into davepeta as easily so their jade fap fantasies are ruined.

>>82064760
what if it is the new universe troll world?

>>82066536
cuttlefishculler
ez

>>82066536
cuttlefishCumdumptser

>>82066536
cuttlefishculler

>>82064760
>Inb4 Joey and the troll friends she made start their own session

>>82066536
no.

>>82066621
>hiveswap tells us that they are preventing a doomsday weapon
>it's fucking sburb

>>82066597
>>82066609
you looked it up

he should've gone with one of the handles that has nothing to do with the character like kanaya's

>>82066536
Glub Glub Slutface

>>82066536
cuttlefishCuller

I didn't even know it but it took less than ten seconds to look it up

>>82064692
>>82064814
>>82064878
I'm sure I didn't save that mu-

>1113 file and 26 order

Oh for the love of God. Looks like I saved a mixture of SFW and NSFW. I assume some are dupes, and some are just the already included individual pictures stitched together. Hold on, I have to pack and upload them.

So is Serendipity Gospels ever gonna be finished? Does the author even remember?

>>82066651
nope, why would I look up scuffletishfuller

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If you cant remember Dad's handle you don't know shit about homestuck

>>82066695
grimAuxiltrix is EZ MODE

What was Johns original handle?

>>82066932
ghostyTrickster

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>>82064183
>there are people in this thread who donated to the kickstarter
>the murderers of homestuck are in this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>82064724
>The star wars prequels came out first
You need to be 18 to be on this board.

>>82066859
They ran out of money to pay 25$helby for the art.

>>82064487
to actively destroy the fanon of Alternia, the best thing to come out of the Homestuck fandom

>>82067021
I hope it's not Alternia.

>limebloods are still alive

>>82066906
fedoraEnthusiast

>>82066906
>>82067056
Wait fuck I meant Pipefan413

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So of all the characters who make it into the new universe at the end of the story (lets include Aradia/Sollux/Vriska for fun), who is the most likely one to go rogue and turn on the rest?

HARD MODE: no Vriska
NIGHTMARE MODE: no Karkat
JOHN MUST DIE MODE: no John "Put a mag in a fag" Egbert

>>82067038
in all seriousness it is almost surely Beforus in Universe A=C. and the game in general is the Epilogue.

>>82067181
The game isn't the Epilogue but it IS after the story, at least for the Troll parts.

So did the new King's Quest steal the funds or not?

>>82067178
Rose
Kanaya and other MIGHT want to make sure their races survive by ectobiology but if they do, Rose will go full on nazi and cull all male children if they're not fit for physical labor

>epilogue appears
>due to 'winning' two sessions of sburb, the remining trolls are allowed free god-tiers only so andrew can make ships canon
how pissed would you be?

>>82067178
Rose, Aradia or Sollux given how all three of them are a bit emotionally unstable; something would have to set them off of course, but they'd be the ones most likely to flip out.

>>82066159
>into a shitposting homophobe
>talking shit about John posters
>>>/out/ I bet you funded the game.

>>82067273
Depends, does that include the dead original trolls or just the current surviving ones?

>>82067075
>I meant
yeah right, dude. I bet you looked it up on the wiki.

>>82067316
just the surviving ones that were there for the birth of the universe

>>82066986
You have nobody to blame but yourself.
Shouldn't have get invested into Homestuck in the first place.

>>82067273
Terezi is the only one who is fucked because Kanaya is almost immortal and Karkat could possibly live stupid long

I feel sorry for Karkat fans wanting their character to have a good arc.

>>82067178
Rose when Kanaya dies. Or Jade when she gets cucked.

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Alright, all I have of Tang.

http://www27.zippyshare.com/v/dNK7Shid/file.html


Password is TANGANRONPA

>>82066159
>still no Karezi closure with the pre-retcon selves or we see (Vriska) and (Terezi) being happy lesbians and (Karkat) doesn't exist, the guy who was the reason for the fucking retcon

It hurts a little.

>>82067435
>Karkat
>reason for the retcon

LOL

>>82067178
>who make it into the new universe
>Vriska
Kek nice head canon

>>82067442
I'd argue he might have played a bigger part in Terezi's motivation for it.

>>82067442
RTFC

>>82067469
>>82067476
>who is Vriska

>>82067408
>I feel sorry for Karkat fans wanting their character to have a good arc.
Why?
Literally nobody had a good arc
They just had long arcs that focused on some of them
I think the greatest lesson that Hussie has taught us is that quantity =/= quality, no matter how hard you try to pretend it is

so if prospit has future dreams
what does derse have?

>>82064183
no that was TOG

>>82067503
stabs

>>82067178
Jade when her schizophrenia acts up.

>>82067503
diplomatic immunity

>>82067503
Fucking nothing.
If sburb were an actual thing, derse dreamers would hate all the guys that lucked out with prospit.

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>the epilogue is just LE gloating about how he mastered the art of anime smut and killed everyone else without any effort
>IT IS OBVIOuS. THAT YOu WERE. ABSOLUTELY ENTRAPTuRED. BY MY "ACT 7".
>Hussie's avatar then comes in riding a robo pony, dragging a hog-tied Vriska on the ground behind them
>he goes on a massive tirade about how much he hates the fanbase and blames us for everything
>"You want your garbage ship to be resolved? You want to know what blood does? You want to know where fedoraFreak is? Well, I have a question too: WHO THE FUCK CARES?"
>the final panel is just LE being the ordained minister at Hussie and Vriska's wedding, with the quote "Mistakes into miracles" written in cursive in the corner

>>82067503
Horrorterror interviews.

>>82067547
Too buys getting bred 24/7

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>>82067178
sexually frustrated and lonely Jane.

>>82064371
Sadly the same question for Mookie000, I went to their tumblr and most of it was gone. Not even really for the popular ones like Ballgown Dreamers or Militarystuck, more of schoolstuck and the cute casual outfits they drew. I miss those days...

>>82065039
no Fem-John is Jane

>>82067330
In that instance I wouldn't like it, only point I could see in something like that would be a happy ending for all the characters. Only giving it to the remaining ones seems a bit redundant, and I can't see Hussie giving much of a shit about a happy ending for the dead trolls anyway.

>>82067494
It feels farfetched that at the end of Game Over she immediately went with the retcon thinking "1F ONLY VR1SKA H4D B33N TH3R3" . Because at that point, she didn't know yet how that would impact anything outside of the binary choice she originally had.

She saw/heard Karkat dying because of her, and then the scene with her an John has John conveniently bring up his death, with her reaction telling to "not say it like that", making it sound like it was written to imply it is a partial motivation. Which fits in with Hussies beating around the bush way of not committing to most things: It's vague enough to say that Karkat's death is a major motivation, but also that he in this case just reminds her of all her dead friends.

It felt more like Vriska living being a good thing was because she discerned it via her powers. Not because she decided it would have been a good idea from the beginning. And she only used her power after telling John to "F1X 1T".

>>82067572
I hated you until the last line.

>>82067503
A chance to hang out with the Midnight Crew.

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>>82064696

>>82067615
Poor Jane. Act 6 starts with the reader thinking she is the main character, and then she more or less turns into a tangentially side character.

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>>82067615
Jane "If I cant have a happy ending then no one can" Crocker

Was Hussie always a hack writer, or did he just slowly become one over the course of writing homestuck?

>>82067644
>karezifags still grasping for straws when their ship is dead as a doornail

>>82067699
Read Problem Sleuth

>>82066536
cunnilingusCocksucker

so which characters will have the hottest kids

>>82067178
Aradia and Sollux have been following LE this whole time.

Now that the Caliborn has stopped cuttlefish culling Rose will be taken over by the Squiddles again.

Kanaya vampire mode was planned by Scratch, so she'll probably kill everyone when she runs out of dead trolls blood.

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>>82067699
He realized that being a hack was much more easier and profitable when he introduced the cancer of trolls and shipping into the story.

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>>82067178
Wouldn't Jane hate the gays more than John? She literally got cockblocked by a turbo gay

>>82067688
it was pretty genius that the main character was hidden due to her aspect though

>>82067724
Jade and Dave obviously
Harley hots smoothed out by Striderness

>>82067716
It's one thing to be dead with actual closure, but being dead by just not being addressed anymore despite years of development is another. On top of being just plain bad writing.

I don't ask for a romantic end, just closure.

>>82067743
>cancer of Trolls
>Karkat is the cancer troll
>Karkat was the beginning of endless bullshit

DEEPEST

>>82067803
Yeah, her girth hid Caliborn really well.

>>82067808
It actually worked like a real relationship would though, it petered out over time with no huge dramatic moments.

>>82064696
She must be the founder of Troll Reddit.

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>>82067804
>Harley hots
>implying

>>82065864
To be quite honest, I already scribbled Joey with Trizza.
>>82066159
Ok but as someone who used to be huge on Karezi, was Karkat really the reason for the retcon or was it more of everyone is dead and Terezi wants to feel in control of her life again.
>>82067435
Man this is gonna feel nostalgic. I haven't had the courage to say it to her but I'm really proud of Tang. I know they're going through some hardships but its been kinda amazing to watch this 12 year old grow up and go off to college.

>>82067435
nice, thanks
>>82067841
>It actually worked like a real relationship would
>retroactively erasing three years of interaction

>>82067866
WE WUZ FIRST GUARDIANS

karezi dying was iogd's fault. she would always whine about how much she hated it.

Man why the fuck haven't what pumpkin willingly posted ANYTHING? The only reason we didn't have to wait several more months was cuz that dude had to go internet sleuth around

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>>82067866
>posting noncanon art

>>82067937
iogd?

>>82067949
>8 days since homestuck has ended
>Radio silence from everyone at mspa/whatpumpkin
I just want a single word at this point.

>>82067949
They have taken the Valve road in believing that posting no information is better than posting anything even remotely controversial. It's complete distrust of the consumer.

>>82067949
>site still has 3d hiveswap

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>>82067957

>>82067979
I think the huge amount of hate kind of paralyzed everyone into posting anything until a concrete epilogue date has been decided on.

>>82067937
I don't take anything she says for full, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's what actually happened. I guess it was just too vanilla for her?

>>82067841
>petered out
They obviously still cared about each other, and it doesn't need to be romantic to be meaningful. In fact, I prefer it that way. But then it was just erased and not brought up again. Post retcon, they seemed distant.

>>82067873
It's vague whether he was the reason. As I said: Hussie writes in a way that gives hope to just about every one of the more plausible ships but then might not commit to it.

>>82068022
can you not read the picture

>>82068069
No matter what dog Jade is Jade is ugly in that
Jade is canonically so hot she turns gays straight

>>82068022
Bec is an omnipoterrier rtfc

>>82068055
they didn't really have a chance to interact post retcon so why assume they feel differently?

>>82067873
>Terezi wants to feel in control of her life again.
I imagine that was the primary reasoning behind her instructions to John as a whole, she was pretty fucking useless before Game Over happened and after the fighting was over she likely realised that and wished she'd done more. Then John pops up with his retcon powers and she has her chance. It's one of the more interesting concepts explored in Homestuck, would you go back and fix your past mistakes if it meant you will no longer exist?

Given she cared for Karkat a lot, I imagine his well being likely played into her decision making on instructing John's actions in the past. It would have been nice too have seen that explicitly shown, but most of her intent was likely focused on herself not ending up as melancholic and useless as before. I mean, that was the weird part about Terezi as a character. We're shown how she's supposedly very capable and knows how to guide people to do what she wants, yet she doesn't really make the most of said ability. She still doesn't post-retcon if we're being honest, Vriska just does it all for some stupid fucking reason.

Was Tavris or Johnvris the most toxic M/F relationship next to Gamrezi?

>>82068138
And then she becomes Vriska's yes man.

Holy shit.

>>82068140
Tavris, being with someone who willingly crippled you is fucked, no two ways about it.

>>82068138
>>82068167
People give Vriska way too much fucking credit, all she did was tell people where to go and get rid of GCAT.

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It's been over a week since the ending, how are you coping /co/?

>>82068189
You know what would be hilarious? Terezi did all the hard work while Vriska was just a lucky charm for her.

>>82068198
it doesnt feel real

>>82068198
pretty good, waiting for news on the epilogue and writing fics

>>82068167
Don't remind me, reading Vriska dictating her plan and everyone just nodding along was the all time low point in the comic for me.

>>82068189
She dictates the entirety of the plan which goes off near-flawlessly gets Dave and Dirk to sort their shit out, was the one who obtained all the info on how things are going to go down and was the element of change in the retcon that sorted out the issues in the 3 year meteor trip. If that isn't over the top influence then I don't know what is.

>>82068217
I thought that was implied, considering she didn't help Rose out of the bottom of her heart or some ridiculous hit like that.

The artist who did Vriskagram really deserves shit for creating misconceptions about the retcon.

>>82068198
What the fuck was Homestuck

>>82068272
Do you think vriska becoming an actual Mary sue was just hussie so tired he did took whatever chance he could to speed it up? "No see it's a meta joke"

>the final boss isn't a humanoid naked muscled guy with the homestuck logo as his head

>>82068198
I feel nothing but regret.

>>82068272
The meteor changes were a butterfly effect, and all she did was teleport Dirk which anyone there could've done. As for the combat plan she is canonically one of the best at that so it's not like it's out of the blue.

The only real asspull was how she knew about Slick and shit like that.

>>82068137
They had plenty of chance to interact before the final battle, but they didn't. Hussie could have made something that showed they are still on their teasingly friendly terms, but he didn't. So why assume they are not distant now? There was a retcon that shifted the relations between characters on the meteor big time. The only thing in their relationship present at that point was absence.

Well, actually there is one remark by Terezi that she has become very good at discerning when Karkat is ranting. But that's all I think? Not much to go by.

>>82068189
It's not just people, but the comic as well. It would have been better if LE killed Vriska and (Vriska) got to open the chest in a last ditch effort in my opinion.

Why bring back a version of a character that hasn't learned anything, despite her claims? Like how was post retcon Vriska different from pre retcon? It looked to me like she only stopped threatening people into doing what she wants, instead just being generally invasive, obnoxious and a sycophant to get her way.

And what was the point of Davepeta going on about alt selves and ghosts being important? That didn't play a role at all. It would have made sense if they all combined each alternate self into one, but that didn't happen.

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>>82068198
I feel nothing

>>82068318
Well Slick was Hussie's best bro, so maybe he told her about how cool he was saving him from Snowmans deathsplosion while out in the bubbles

>>82068347
>Why bring back a version of a character that hasn't learned anything, despite her claims?

Necessary evil. She got to return to the story and help beat the bad guy like she wanted to but will never be a better
, happy person.

>>82068347
Did Karkat learn anything at all?

He still shits on his alt versions as doomed losers.

>>82068417
He learned to accept that he isn't and never will be a badass hero for one.

>>82068417
He really needed to put into place by (Karkat). But no matter which of the two, they were never as awful as Vriska.

>>82068410
>but will never be a better, happy person

I can live with that. Too bad it's probably not gonna be shown.

By the way, is this the epilogpause? Or the deadpause? Deadtime?

>>82068299
I just don't know anon, it was just so odd at the time I was expecting someone to give some additional input, or at least for some part of her plan to go awry. But it didn't, fuck knows if that was an intended commentary on mary suedom or not, it just sucked to read.

>>82068318
Perhaps the issue is just in how it was presented, in Vriskagram we just see a lot of scenes focused on her influence on things. I can understand why, she wasn't there the first time around so let's show how things change with her on board. However, it shows Vriska in all these situations as being the element of change, even with things like Rose drinking, which did get sorted out eventually on its own, did we really need to see Vriska being the one to confront Rose on it?

Better year, given Terezi was the one dictating the retcon in an attempt to make things right both with the session and herself, perhaps she should have been shown actually guiding things? She is a Seer so it stands to reason her changes should have made her more capable in leading her group as she isn't bogged down in relationship troubles.

As for thecombat plan, whilst I do agree she should have been the lead contributor, she is from what I recall the only contributor. Having a plan of action dictated like that with no one offering any input is just so dry, doubly so when it all just comes true. Why not have her and Terezi working on it together? Vriska offering the more aggressive options and Terezi tempering it so it doesn't go over the top, that be fitting of their renewed Scourge Sister thing.

>>82068198
this song pretty accurately describes my thoughts on the ending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btHd1zrjkqY&ebc=ANyPxKpG6MFTuoZ1K4vWFYMFbWVpFuhBGWmkV2cEqTuc33skv0gSSR5wd-2u0qWwYQ9j_ZsoxxhhrSbu-yRlU1usMkCGT4hw3Q

>>82067572

I lovve it.

>>82068530
>that be fitting of their renewed Scourge Sister thing.

I still think that was mostly one sided on Terezi's part, and that Vriska does not really "get" relationships. Or rather, she knows the signs and requirements of one, but not how to live them properly so that both parties are happy. I can't be the only one that thought it felt like she took Terezi for granted while still manipulating her in a way benefiting not the group, but her desire for heroism.

>>82067572
Absolutely flawless

I hope Hussie confirms the "you need to beat the Felt before you beat English" thing because it would make Karkat's stupid little victory retroactively very important

>>82068627
how would that even work though, LE is in the dreambubbles and those don't follow normal chronology

>>82068627
English is the cue stick in the billiards analogy, please stop pretending he's the 8 ball

>>82068616
>but her desire for heroism

That's exactly what it is. She doesn't give a shit about anyone on the pad save for maybe Terezi. She shoots Dirk over so they can shut up and fight. Rose gives her no credit for helping her drinking problem. Nobody really likes her, save for John being John.

She is LITERALLY a necessary evil whose goals just so happen to mesh with those of the protagonists.

>>82068198
by not giving a shit

>>82068417
He seemed a bit reigned in, at least in the presence of Dave. His overreaction to trivial things was one of his biggsest issues, so that's something positive with his post-retcon self. However, he did regress in that he seemed much less capable, he gave up on leadership and just seemed to accept he was worthless and wanted to have some influence on events happening, hence his contentment to be on the front line.

Everyone will view the changes differently, but personally I much prefer a somewhat inept character trying to have a meaningful influence by trying exceedingly hard than an inept character accepting they're inept and just looking to have some form of influence no matter the risks.

>>82068658
he isn't the 8ball but that's what it was supposed to symbolize (the end of the game)

>>82068672
didn't john say he hates vriska practically hours before the frog platform

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>>82068577
>things fall apart so easily
>dreams dead in the water and you oughta let them pass
>i wanted something better than this
>but it seems thats all im gonna get
>best to forget
prophetic

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>>82068577
>I wanted something better than this
>It's better to forget

On point.

>>82068707
Yeah, and he's tricked into assuming she's a better person because she's being so helpful.

She then immediately goes and damns Tavrosprite forever to show you, the reader, that she isn't.

>>82068577
Jade had a hard life

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>>82068726
>>82068722
>I wanted so much more

>>82068198
Pretty good. I was already pretty detached from HS' mid-Act 6, so I was mentally prepared for Hussie to be a disappointment.

>>82067572
This is the only acceptable meta ending

So, I figure it can be concluded that, now and forever:

Vris is piss.

>>82068804
no u

>>82068616
I think if there's one character Vriska does care for, it's Terezi. However, as you said Vriska just doesn't seem to understand what a relationship should be like, that it's a two way thing. It makes sense she has a fucked understanding of interpersonal relations given most of her life was dictated by murdering people to feed what should be her parenting figure. What's odd is Terezi going along with it, again she's supposed to be smart, surely she'd recognise how bad Vriska is for her on that level and try to seek deeper companionship from elsewhere.

Problem is, everyone on the meteor is pretty terrible company, they all have issues with genuine emotions with Terezi arguably being the worst of the lot.

>>82068672
It just wished they'd shown that disdain more clearly. I think it's understandable that she'd have a lot of influence on events, but she seems held in high regard given she takes over leadership from Karkat with nary a whimper of challenge.

>>82068198
i expected so much
i never gave up hope in hussie

and my hopes were dashed
as i think about the ending and how it ties into homestuck as a whole, and match it with the themes and ideals of homestuck, it feels better

but it doesnt change the fact that it was dissapointing
i'm sad it wasn't what i imagine it could have been

but i still love homestuck

>>82067572
>You want to know what blood does
Yesterday someone posted a screenshot of Rachel saying it was the aspect of leadership and vitality

>>82068140
johnvris was the least toxic vriska ship
tavris is so fucked up
vriska/terezi is extremely fucked up

>>82068900
these are my feelings as well, and it disappoints me that so many people now just hate all of it now when the ending is such a small part of the whole thing

I also really liked collide

>>82068927
vrisks/terezi isnt fucked up under their weird alien values though

>>82068998
manipulation and exploitation of insecurities isn't healthy no matter what fucked up culture you're in
they weren't pitch for each other

>>82068969
exactly
i feel like so many people gave up hope a long time ago, and they've been fermenting their hatred for a long time

collide was kickass

>>82068998
>terezi has shown repeated tendency to become an easily manipulated lapdog in relationships
>vriska has shown repeated tendency to manipulate their partners in relationships

>healthy
>ship

>>82068969
it wasn't 'a small part of the whole thing', people were expecting things to be sorted in act 6, and when they weren't they expected it in collide, and when they weren't they expected it in act 7.
it's only when act 7 came out that people knew for sure that nothing got resolved

tz just needed a friend on the meteor that didn't want to fuck her

I still think the fact that rose didn't interact with her is weird writing, like there's a weird amount of effort put into the dancestors relationships and dialogue, but hussie won't write terezi and rose?

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>there will never be another series with a cast as unique and dynamic as Homestuck
>no other series will ever live up to the early punchy, natural dialogue
>nothing will ever fill this Homestuck shaped hole in my Homestuck shaped heart

>>82069100
she just needed to chill out and stop chasing cocks tbqh senpai

>>82068761
pretty sure that's a dancestor

>nothing will fill the homestuck shaped hole in my homestuck shaped ass

>>82067503
past regrets

>>82069105
Homestuck made me realize that a lot of authors can't write dialogue for shit.

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So, now that Homestuck is over and we know half of the post-pause content was definitely made by PXS...

was the Ghostwriter theory true? (All stuff after DOTA being drawn and written by his friends, Hussie dropping Homestuck)

>>82069105
homestuck characters feel so real, certainly at the beginning

they're just nerds
nerds who like things, dumb things, weird things, but totally sincere

nobody writes people like that

>>82069100
Do you think she'd get on with Kanaya? I always found it odd there wasn't more interaction from Kanaya with Terezi and Karkar, especially the latter. She seemed like the obvious person to help him be less of a temperamental, insecure weenie

>>82069160
Not at all. Even the worse bits feel like Hussie.

>>82069160
no
that's a dumb conspiracy theory

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>>82069105
>i haven't read or watched anything besides homesuck

>>82068697
>he gave up on leadership
>gets encouraged by Kanaya and Echidna that he is destined to be the great leader of trollkind
>humiliates himself hard during the ghost army
>beats up a small guy
Jesus fuck, if Davekat doesn't happen.

Poor guy is going to commits suicide.

>>82069205
> humiliate himself in front of the ghost army

I think you missed the point, nobody wanted to be the first to go up

>>82069199
Rec me something with better dialogue and characters, then.

>>82069205
I like to imagine that carelessly throwing himself at English with no real hopes of doing anything inspired the army

>>82069205
>beats up a small guy
Beaten UP by a small guy, you mean. Karkat couldn't even hurt Clover. The most he could do was restrain him.

>>82069194
>>82069190
does the toxic masculinity bit feel like Hussie?

>>82069230
Undertale

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>Rose and Dirk never got a single dialouge
>John never reunited with Casey after 3 years
>No one ever told Rose that her quest was important not just for personal growth but for actual tangible benefits, like creating a new fucking universe

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>>82069105
>there will never be another series with a cast as unique and dynamic as Homestuck
What is Worm?

>no other series will ever live up to the early punchy, natural dialogue
What is Virtue's Last Reward and Zero Escape in general?

>nothing will ever fill this Homestuck shaped hole in my Homestuck shaped heart
What is double death of the author?

>>82069105
Dad look like he about to get that John bussy

Hussie has given you the chance to make one ship canon, however it has to be a monogamous ship involving Eridan.
Who do you doom?

>>82069167
Yeah, it really captured the way tight-knit groups of internet friends interact, with all the in-jokes and vague understanding of their home life. It's part of the reason I stuck around in the beginning, it was the first thing I noticed.
>>82069143
I actually feel like IM format for dialogue makes writing dialogue even easier in a weird way.

>>82069299
eridan karkat

to decanonize davekat

>>82069299
Rose.

>>82069299
nepeta

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>>82069299
Eridan/Roxy

Whatever happened to Rachel?

>>82067572
Glad I decided to check /co/ for a thread b/c of this post

>Yfw the epilogue is narrated by Shrek

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>>82069299
Hearts Boxcars

>>82069299
Eridan/Dirk Spade edition

>Hussie is going to kill off the entire ghost army except Vriska in the epilogue
>Dave will cuck Jade with Karkat
>the epilogue ends with John "Unloading Mags In Fags" Egbert uncovering a conspiracy involving ghost!Hussie forcing real!Hussie to kill off or cuck all the straight characters so he can have Vriska to himself
>it's too late to stop him
>THANKS FOR PLAYING! :^)

>>82069288
FUCK I've been reading fanfiction instead of Worm, what the fuck is wrong with me? Thanks for reminding me.

I might try those games out but they don't really seem like my thing.

>>82069279
Undertale's great but it's not as long as Homestuck, like you get a few hours worth of great characters as opposed to two years.

>>82069351
One of her shills will reply to you saying she broke up with Hussie.

She didn't, she just has a persecution syndrome and thinks people will attack her for being Hussie's girlfriend, so she deleted every public account and told everyone she knew to say Hussie got a new gf.

>>82069288
actually yeah

what the fuvk is worm

>>82069351
Iggy piggy killed her

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>>82069416
It's a superhero story, the same way Homestuck is a video game story.

>>82069259
what

>>82069394
>two years
>two
some of us have been here since before the beginning

>>82069299
Eridan/Aradia

>>82069436
>instead of actually listing trigger warnings it just says "if you want them you should leave"

oh boy
this should be awesome

>>82069438
Sorry, I thought I was talking to someone who actually read Homestuck.

>>82069394
not him and i've only played on of the zero escape games, but they seem to handle timeline shit waaay better than homestuck ever did

>>82069476
hahahaha no@

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Why is everyone besides John bisexual anyway?

>>82069449
Yes, and I'm one of them. Homestuck wasn't as good past year two.

I suppose I should have said "two great years, two decent ones, then poopoo".

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>>82069476
it handles meta shit better too

>>82069133
That's clearly fucking Jade singing about Dave, listen to the lyrics

>>82069531
the strilonde family seed is the gay one

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>>82069518
Homestuck just intentionally makes time travel vague so they can't fuck up, Zero Escape doesn't cheat

>>82069531
Roxy is straight up disgusted by having to kiss a girl.

>>82069549
You mean Jade singing about fucking Dave

>>82069570
a fat girl

>>82069602
A dead fat girl

>>82069616
a dead fat and ugly girl

>>82069299
Eridan/Mituna to commemorate the great times I had with all of you guys. I'm a little surprised I've never seen it before, honestly.

>>82069570
She was covered with blood, wasn't she

>>82069616
>>82069602
Who is also her best friend and how's life depended on being kissed.

>>82069599
Jade does not want to fuck Dave, Jade wants to make tender, sweet, caring happy love to Dave

What's the worst theory of all time?

>Karkat is going to kill everyone
>Vriska becomes Lady English by killing LE
>Calliope becomes Lady English by fusing with Gamzee's other half and Davepeta
>Roxy becomes the new ruler of trollkind

>>82069649
Jade wants to be gangbanged by as many copies of Dave as she possibly can at once.

>>82069570
Then later on entering sexual intercourse with a rare green-skele-snek with the hands

>>82069634
yeah hussie didn't think in terms of making sense, just in terms of debunking ships

>>82069674
Yes, but sweetly and tenderly. She wants a bunch of them forming an intense rap quartet that sing their love for her while four others fill her up

>>82069651
>>Vriska becomes Lady English by killing LE
This isn't actually the worst theory because it wouldn't be the most mary sueish thing she's ever done

where is bowman

where is he? i know one of you fucks is hiding him from the rest of us, where the fuck is he

>>82069676
>that one update where john very deliberately shook rose's hand instead of hugging her like everyone else

>>82069722
he's working on his new album

me love joey

>>82069651
>Karkat is going to kill everyone
>Vriska becomes Lady English by killing LE

>worst theory

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Post your sin ships

>>82069839
hussie<3race fetishing is a sin, I agree

>>82069839
does tumblr just not understand how genes work?

>>82069674
No, Jade wants Dave to hold her and hug her and tell her she's a good dog and make her wear a collar and no clothes.

>>82069839
daverose

oh god daverose for days

>>82069839
Before I read Homestuck I thought John/Jade was cute pairing.

>>82069878
"we don't know what the machine did, also recessive genes" is their excuse, because they didn't read the recaps or news posts where hussie explained than it was just like reproduction, or a biology textbook

>>82069893
and sometimes when she deserves it, kick and punch her and yank her leash hard

>>82069839
Jesus, if the picture you chose is awful, you really should feel shame.

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>>82069839
johndad

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>>82069839
>>82069878

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>>82069922
>>82069878
Guys I think they just don't fucking care. Like at all. They simply do not feel a need to justify their fanart.

>>82069946
which dad

>>82069957
any dad

>>82069956
For a lack of caring they sure like writing walls of text about it

>>82069956
this fanart at least has some charm to it.

>>82069956
why should they need to justify fanart dude

also that art is uber cute

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wwhen will eri find love

>>82069929
No no, she wants to be petted and sleep at the foot of Dave's bed.

>>82069997
and be put in a kennel

>>82069956
I think drawing different races for characters is a nice design challenge. But when it enters headcanon territory it's getting weird.

>>82069956
They look like the just swam in a garbage dump

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>>82069979
>>82069980
Yeah, see? My problem with all these vitiligo/trans/memeskin drawings is that they also happen to make the characters who are all canonically cute as hell UGLY AS FUCK.
>>82069975
Never seen this but I'll take your word for it.
>>82069980
Exactly.

>>82069878
>Black Roxy + White Dirk With Freckles = Black Dave With Freckles
Makes reasonable sense to me, unless if you're talking about the straight blonde hair, in which case the Strilondes all have red, pink, orange, and purple eyes and 100% accuracy to real genetics is clearly not necessary and this particular piece at least makes an internal sense for the parentage. At least they didn't stick him with that afro puff that looks literally nothing like his actual hair.

>>82070013
That would be counterproductive to the goal of "sleep at the foot of Dave's bed"

>>82070039
>I've never seen a fanartist who draws jade with a beard write a wall of text to "explain" why they do it

you're one of them, aren't you

>>82069989
When he finds Aradia

>>82070039
>Never seen this but I'll take your word for it.
come on lad.

>>82070039
everyone in that picture is so fucking cute idk what you're talking about

>>82070061
You caught me, shit.

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someone post the collage of proof that everyone is canonically white and everyone except roxy has dual confirmation of it

http://www.strawpoll.me/10006580/r Reminder to answer the age old question
Results are unsurprising so far

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>>82068751
>She then immediately goes and damns Tavrosprite forever to show you, the reader, that she isn't.
>mfw literally nobody remembers, cares, or talks about Tavrosprite
>not even Hussie

>>82068280
Wait, did the Vriskagram artists get to dictate what was happening in the panels, paperseverywhere-style?

>>82070082
Show me.
>>82070085
Yeah that was my point, my bad. Just trying to show how to do it right.

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> you could wrote entire book from karkat words alone
> all of them still amounts to nothing in the end

>>82070115
you think Hussie has given a shit about homestuck since the retcon?

>>82070115
If they did I doubt they would have made davekat so overt, the artist who did that scene fucking HATES it.

>>82070122
oh okay
cool
good taste, friend

>>82070124
How in every hell ever conceived does Jade have more words than Rose?

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>>82070124
Vriska, a character who was either dead or not present for half of the series, gets all of that real estate. What did we do to deserve this?

>>82070048
sometimes she doesnt deserve a bed

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>>82070146
thanks guy

>>82064395
U havin' a giggle m8?

dersecest vs prospitcest

Dersecest is hardcore, filthy, bathroom stall sex in an unsavory location.
Lots of spit and "FUCK MY PUSSY BRO" to be had

>dersecest is done through a glory hole

>dersecest starts out with snorting coke on a cheap hooker's ass and ends with a dead hooker in a ditch

Dersecest is anal and strap-ons

Dersecest is dogging at a local park

Dersecest is modeling for photographs turning into making amateur porn. In the park.

Dersecest is going for a nice walk. With a leash.

Dersecest is teasing and tension, shame and obsession, it's nothing but Rose slyly winding up Dave and Dave fighting his urges, being even more into it than she is but being horribly ashamed of it

Prospitcest is
>Jade taking tips from Jane on how to prepare meals
>Jade lovingly cooking John's favorite foods
>Jade and John sitting at the dinning room table, eating dinner together and talking about their day

Prospitcest is fun, wholesome, and pure.
When they make love, they do it in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

prospitcest is handholding and relationship building

prospitcest is futureplanning and home-cooked meals made with specially with LOVE

Prospitcest is taking cute pictures together in the park.

Prospitcest is going for a nice walk.

At least we can use Hussie's mistakes as what not to do if any of us eventually make something popular.

>>82070124
>orange thing under Eridan
The fuck is that?

>>82070166
Yes she does. Jade's always a good girl. Plus you shouldn't abuse rescue dogs like that.

>>82070205
Davepeta and it is under Cronus

>>82070205
Looks like Davepeta.

>>82069105
I heard there exists some even longer literature work than Homestuck. You should check this out.

>>82070198
Write a story for the sake of a good story, plan as much as you can and adhere to it as much as possible, and don't enter any sidetracking obligations?

>>82070177
that fuckin karkat
ugh so cute

>>82070124
>Calliope came in above 9/12 trolls
>Calliope came in above Jane
God bless

>Jasprosesprite^2 came in above Scratch
FUCK this fucking comic

Is that even counting his narration as part of his wordcount, though? Do Caliborn's narrative pieces count toward his? Does Hussie's wordcount as a character interacting with Caliborn count?

>im two paragraphs into Worm

this is shit
why would you recommend this

>>82069160
What is that picture supposed to prove?

That Eridan can drop his quirk and talk normally? We already knew that, hell so can the other trolls.

Or is this part of the Ghostwriter theory?

I wonder why the MSPA format hasn't really taken off? The only non-Hussie comic I ever see talked about is Prequel. It seems like a format with a lot of potential, so what's stopping it?

>>82070305
Nobody tell him

>>82070291
Like Homestuck it become better on 1000th page.

>>82070291
im almost throwing up
this writing so bad

>>82070305
or maybe he posted a funny picture that's unrelated to his post

>>82070305
Eri is actual author of Homestuck

>>82070317
homestuck was good from the beginning you fuck

>>82068198
It's hard. It's hard and everybody understands.

>>82069105
People will learn from Andrew's genius and from his mistakes.
In ten years, there'll be another Homestuck, or better yet, something that's higher quality than Homestuck while retaining its charm.

>>82069839
Tavris (preferably with some kind of equal balance of power though)

>>82070291
Nice to know you've got shitty taste.

>>82070092
I think only the Lalondes/Striders are 100% canon white