Homestuck Finale Anticipation Thread

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UPD8

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>>81739600
*stares into your soul*
you've jerked off to me before, haven't you?

The upd8 is just PM and WV climbing up the volcano
That's it
No twist
It's absolutely nothing

>files called johndad
>it's not john dad

it's fucking nothing

ITS FUCKING NOTHING.

>that update

oh god whats gonna happen tomorrow

>>81739666
>>81739677
>tfw PM is going to be taken by the ring Frodo-style

who ARADIA here

>>81739677
Yeah but there's no Davekat.
Where's that asshole who bet me 100 boonbonds that it would happen tomorrow, you own me money motherfucker.

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post pointless headcanons you've passionately defended in the past

>>81739677
>>81739691
but LOOK at that PM

Next update when?

>>81739707
more of fucking nothing

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IT WAS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
W O W
O
W

i'm so fucking nervous about these last two pages

THESE LAST TWO PAGES

LAST TWO PAGES OF HOMESTUCK

FUCK

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>>81739713
2cute4me

>>81739717
breath is freedom

Wow its like the thing when something is NOT something

>>81739717
> tpointless headcanons
breath has nothing to do with freedom

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the end is neigh

>Still no Davekat
How long are they gonna keep getting BTFO

>tfw it's my last day at my job tomorrow and I started on the same day homestuck started

Fucking Hussie

>>81739677
>>81739691
chill you'll get fucking something come midnight

inb4 pm pulls a lotr and gets corrupted by power

>Only one update left
I'm...I'm not crying. ;_;

>>81739666
>666
appropriate

Doesn't PM have a mouth?
Where is her mouth?

WHAT
THE
FUCK
HOW IS THIS GOING TO END IN ANY WAY SATISFYINGLY

WHAT THE FUCK
IS IT GONNA BE A FLASH
A FLASH WHERE THEY DESTROY RING
THE DOOR TO THE END OPENS
IN AN EPIC THROWBACK SOMETHING INTERRUPTS BEFORE THEY WIN

JOHN TELES THEM TO CALIBORN
MASTERPIECE REDUX
THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THE JUJU
THE JUJU IS A TOUR THROUGH HOMESTUCK SET TO "HOW FAR WE'VE COME"

THEY POP BACK OUT TO DESTROY LE
THEY POSE AS A TEAM BEFORE GOING INTO THE NEW UNIVERSE

THE NEXT HTML PAGE IS THE DOOR TO THE HOUSE BEING LEFT OPEN WITH

THE END

>>81739666
Oh hi Rose

>>81739658
all i want from the ending is for them to get married

>>81739796
>Doesn't PM have a mouth?
>Where is her mouth?

rtfc

>>81739707
literally nothing
hiatus until 10/22

Literally fucking nothing.

MR FRODO!

>>81739717
there was a 192 scalemates session that created the squiddles universe
creator species get representated in the form of plushies in their granduniverse

>>81739775
It's never gonna happen.

>>81739831
where's WV's mouth then, fagula?

>>81739750
*not freedom
ftfy

>>81739806

>any of that
>satisfying

>>81739717
That the Amporas matter, that they had lore and reasons for getting shit other "haha creeps getting rejected"

>>81739775
http://strawpoll.me/7354656

>>81739666
Only once.

>>81739869
he didn't get a close up
RTFC

>>81739714
FUCK

>>81739904
Faggot
Faggot

>>81739916
PAY UP
Daddy needs a new fraymotif and you're funding that shit now.

Janefags where is your Dad now

>>81739879
did you not see the message i replied to you utter fucknut

>>81739806
yeah it's going to be a flash
hussie said he was working on 30 minutes of projected animation during the omegapause
we have already seen 18 minutes of [s] collide
so there's still enough animation left for something big to happen

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>>81739901
that's too many time
SKREEEEEEEE!

>>81739959
that wasn't me m8

Will the update be at midnight or at midday?

>>81739935
Double or nothing! It's gonna happen tomorrow for sure this time!

>>81739888
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN JUST LIKE THAT AND IT'LL BE SHIT

SHIIIIT

>>81740012
I'll take that bet.
BUT only if you throw in a roxykitten

>>81739973
Looks like I'm gonna have to do it again just to spite you.

>>81739666
I used to be obsessed with wanting to have a go with her feet

>>81740005
They're trying for midnight GMT-0400 . The last youtube video "took all day to upload" so it's probably finished and being uploaded as you read this.

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AHHHH'M TRRRRIE AHRTTHHHHHPFFFHHTHTHHTHTH

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>you won't live to see the end of Homestuck

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>last update wasn't DD at the top

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Why don't they just throw LE into Mt Mordor?

>>81739666
The next pannel is a doc scrath closeup isnt it.

So like...

We're never gonna actually find anything out about the horrorterrors are we?

Or actually see LE get defeated...

We're not actually gonna have anything that's fucking satisfying are we?

HEY SO
THOSE DRAWINGS OF GODTIERS
THE FANCY ONES
THAT PEOPLE POST
WHERE DO I FIND THOSE
AND HOW MANY ARE THERE

>people expecting something to happen in the fluffy lead up panels to act 7

>>81740058
PLEASE HUSSIE

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>>81740028
Deal motherfucker.

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>>81739890
>ahab's crosshairs is just a handheld wave motion gun
>jade throws it away because fuck eridan

R8 the theory m8

Sylph-Generate to others(generate from self)
jane and heals
Knight-Localises aspect(generate from self)
dave and time
#
Rouge-Aspect distributed to others (removal from global)
Roxy and items
Theif-Aspect localised to self (removal from global)
vriska and luck
#
Heir-Allows player to become one, under the aspect (engender aspect)
john and the wind
Bard-Allows aspect to become one, under player (engender aspect)
gamzee and rage
#
Mage-Draws or creates aspect (direct control)
Solux and doom virus
Witch-Reduces or increases aspect (direct control)
Jade and space
#
Page-Use aspect to totality, limited understanding (lack of control)
Jake and hope-splosion
Seer-Understands aspect, limited use (lack of control)
rose and terezi
#
Maid-Remove aspects from others (divorcing of aspect)
aradia and freezing Jack
Prince-Remove aspect from self (divorcing of aspect)
hopeless Eri, autistic Dirk
#
Muse-Ez mode totality of aspect to others
Lord- EZ mode totality of aspect to self

>>81737528
>>81737528
Because the Condesce had absolutely no intention of killing the people who would make her universe for her so she can snatch it when she gets back up.

>>81740063
>We're never gonna actually find anything out about the horrorterrors are we
We already know everything we need to about those.
>Or actually see LE get defeated.
Of course we will, you retard.

>>81740067
Google reverse image search

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UrX3w8Niuo
wow they actually had a hidden update how neat

>>81740063
Believe in the Huss

>>81739890
Eridan was a great character though.

>>81739666
For a moment I thought I did, but then I remembered that it was WQ and not PM. And also that she was being inflated.

>>81740085
>implying it wasnt fun

>>81740038
Hussie needs to learn what compression is.

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>one update left
>all these loose plotholes

Homestuck gave me a tiny penis
and also made me gay

What are the best songs NOT INCLUDED in the comic?


>The Vast Glub
>Do the Windy Thing
>Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
>Noirscape
>Airtime (fuck I love this one)
>Dark Funk
>Liquid Negrocity
>Temporal Piano
>Apocryphal Antithesis (da best)
>Chartreuse Rewind
>Fuchsia Ruler
>Mayor Maynot
>Raggy Looking Dance

>>81740125
It's an entire act.

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And you all doubted the return of our excellent host.

>>81740051
>He's going to die in the next 10 hours

>>81739666
No I haven't

Only when you were a flying puppy

>>81740108
okay well post one so I can do that

>>81740123
i'm gay for his cape and gun don't judge me

>>81740151
B A S E D

>>81740151
You wish.
Scratch is daaots.

Best villain though.

>>81740088
Some of them go against what characters themselves have said, namely bard and prince wich were both specified to be each others pairs and about destroying stuff if i remember correctly

>>81740144
Austin Atlantis

Is it in the comic?

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Reminder that there's a /hsg/ stream going on right now on synchtube where we're watching all of the [s] pages.

>>81740038
>midnight GMT-0400

The fuck does that mean? Speak English. EST.

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HEY

IT'S

PM

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>yfw Act 7 ends and the next page is [S] Act 8

>>81740088
I rate it 10 points over BKEW theory. Whatever it is.

>everyone dies
>Hussie pulling a gainax ending

>>81740177
I just typed in the password in 13 different ways and couldn't get it in

>>81739711

>Tavros referenced Gollum for a while before
>GCTavros is not accounted for yet

>>81740144
>Fuchsia Ruler

That was in the Meenah walkarounds, you clod.

I'm personally waiting on Song of Skaia. Really hope it's in the final act.

>>81739897
>Homestuck movie
>people thinking it'll be anything but straight hollywood tier couples

>>81740187
joey... no-ey...

>>81740209
the password is freedoots you nimrod

this shit is finally over?
thank fuck

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>>81740193
id be alright with that

>>81740201
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>81740111
Is it real?

>>81740145
an entire act in two pages

>>81740174
Was going to post this, but you got there first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfUy4j9V7c

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>>81740193

>>81740173
You can pair a heap of ways, e.g while I've got rouge and Theif you could argue that it also goes with Sylph and thief with knight as (generates/takes local) (generates/takes distributes)

I just used examples from the logic of the comic rather than 'said'

>>81740194
I don't know BKEW this is my first and last try at class autism.

>>81740232
did you ever post those requests you did
did you do daverose

>>81740220
Aw shit, that's right, it was also used as the shellphone ringtone

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Anyone who hasn't seen the link yet, we're streaming every flash page.

currently on Act 4.
https://io.synchtu.be:8443/r/Homestuck_The_Movie
password
blood:leadership
breath:______

UPDATE 4/13

PREPARE FOR FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

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>>81740193
>>81740232
>[S] Begin Homestuck 2

>>81740088
>>81740088
Jane isn't a Sylph, Kanaya and Aranea are/were. Jane's healing abilities are because she is a Life player.

Kanaya vagina

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>>81740193

>>81740180
Midnight EST.
4 am GMT
I'm not actually sure if anyone is on GMT right now though. The UK is on BST. Do the clocks change in Murrica?

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none of this would have happened if you faggots voted for ross perot

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ACTUAL HOMESTUCK ENDING COMING THROUGH:

>Everyone walks through the door and enter the new universe they made
>Suddenly they all start convulsing and speaking in tongues as they bleed through every orifice
>we watch 29 panels of everyone growing extra mouths, appendages, and eyes
>last page is a flash of nothing but blood curdling screaming and darkness
>squiddles theme music plays after 4 minutes 13 seconds of silence

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>>81739847
So, troll plushies soon?

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THE BETA THE BETA

>>81740264
>[S] Begin Problem Sleuth 2

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AU where Dave is affectionately stalked by crows everywhere he goes. He has no idea why. There’s just, always crows around him, and kids start to be scared of him and call him the crow guy and think he’s all mysterious and creepy but no he’s just an awkward teenager followed everywhere by fucking crows and he never asked for any of this
Rose is greatly amused.

>no Caliborn meeting Scratch
>no Caliborn making the cloak
>no Caliborn getting rainbow eyes


FUCK YOU HUSSIE IM MAD

>>81740201
I'd prefer a gainax ending over a 'marriage and babies' harry potter ending.

>>81740290
Yes, technically we aren't on EST either, it changes to EDT during daylight savings. EST is just more commonly known and daylight savings is retarded and useless anyway.

>>81740312
AU where the crows follow dave because he's the god of time

>>81740322
It's not over til Jane sings.

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>>81740058
YOU FOOL

>>81740322
ITS
NOT
OVER

>>81740303
yes please

>>81740346
oh
he's been here the entire time

What's in the jujubox

What's going on

I'm scared

Reminder that the last normal update of Homestuck was a bland disappointment that communicated nothing, contained no dialogue, and was drawn by someone else.

>>81740153
63,000 people will

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cant wait for the update what about u guys

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>reading Hussie's older work
>this happens
HUSSIEEEE!

>>81740368
Yeah but at least it wasn't Davekat

>>81740333
It must suck living in a country with multiple timezones. How does TV work?

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>>81740368
par for the course for Huss

>Homestuck Act 7 released

>It's a live-action movie directed by M. Night Shamamamalyman

>They mispronounce John's name

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>>81740193

HE

>>81740324
HOMESTUCK'S TARGET AUDIENCE IS THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE MARRIAGE AND BABY ENDINGS
YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE.
NOBODY WILL DIE THERE WILL BE NO MORE TWISTS
THE END WILL BE A STRAIGHT SHOT TO KILLING ENGLISH FOLLOWED BY A LONG EPILOGUE ELABORATING ON ALL THE SHIPPING CHARTS POSSIBLE
REMEMBER TO PURCHASE HIVESWAP

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>>81740368

>>81740346
Well, they are related.
>>81740358
The term is "already here".

less than 10 hours and it will all be over

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>>81740346

>>81740364
the house juju
rtfc

>>81740436
it's going to be arms

The absolute shittiest shitty-twist I could imagine would be:

All the characters (including LE) are happy and singing and dancing together, and the game ends. No gimmicks or twists or fighting or death. Everyone gets what they want. A new universe is created and everyone's happy and everything is fine.

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>>81740433
As will the lives of some of us here today.

>>81740376
THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE HUSS

>>81740436

But what does he do with it? Does he also have retcon powers? Did we already see his masterpiece?

>>81740346
You cant fool me rorb

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>>81740346
everyone draw your best Rorb

>>81740399
There are often multiple channels for the different timezones.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_time_zones_on_North_American_broadcasting#Time_zone_feeds

Thank you, Wikipedia.

>>81740468

He sucks the original kids souls into it then banishes it to the Furthest Ring, where Vriska later finds it.

His masterpiece was supposed to be Vinestuck, but he also built that stage that Calliope/Jade/Jane were at and we don't really know why. Unless he used it for his masterpiece and just dumped it there.

IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING SUICIDE WHEN HOMESTUCK ENDS

PLEASE RECONSIDER
PLEASE SEEK HELP

PLEASE AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL THE GAME COMES OUT

PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF
YOU HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO LIVE FOR

IMAGINE WHA INCREDIBLE THINGS HUSSIE HAS IN STORE

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>Caliborn gets magic eyes and his coat offscreen

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what if Homestuck's ending is so horrible that the audience gets existential whiplash, and metaphorically kill the author? A new genre of fiction will be born: not fanfics but **fan-endings**, each forking from canon but coming to a complete ending instead being just a side-story or alternate plot.

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>>81740526
>YOU HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO LIVE FOR
>
>IMAGINE WHA INCREDIBLE THINGS HUSSIE HAS IN STORE

>>81740409
>Sburb pronounced "Sborb" like Orb

>>81740526
YOU should kill yourself

>>81740526
>IMAGINE WHA INCREDIBLE THINGS HUSSIE HAS IN STORE
time to kill myself even faster

The ending is just a video of Hussie spinning around on an electric dildo and singing the Squiddles song while jizzing silly string

>>81740545
that's really sweet and poignant

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>>81740497
sweet rorb and hella lalorb

>>81740572
FAST AND LOOSE

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>>81740526
>IMAGINE WHA INCREDIBLE THINGS HUSSIE HAS IN STORE

>>81740545
I'm having a hard time imagining what hussie could do to have his legions of teenage shit-eaters rebel against him.

>>81740557
Fat

>>81740526
>IMAGINE WHA INCREDIBLE THINGS HUSSIE HAS IN STORE
id really rather not

>>81740574
I can guarantee it's a better ending for LE than what he's gonna get

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>>81740526

>>81740595
slay the gays

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i miss all the fapfics

>>81740368
hussie doesn't care about homestuck anymore, isn't he?

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>>81740545
What if real ending of homestuck would be SBURB being an actual game and our planet will be destroyed in next 24 hours?

>>81740647
At last I'm finally free

>>81740545
>Equius
>ARquius

dumblr/10

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PM what's wrong with your nose

SOMEBODY STORYTIME AIDS

I NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT HUSSIE IS CAPABLE OF GOOD THINGS

PM confirmed for final boss?

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>>81740625
>Implying the finale won't be 12 minutes of John "Bury the Fairies" Egbert killing all the gays

>>81740647

Don't joke like that

>>81740647
What if the real ending of Homestuck is the friends we made along the way?

>>81740647
i'd be fine with the final update being half a fitting end and half a social experiment

>>81740647
god i hope so
im playing sburb and taking none of you with me

>>81740598
This isn't 2ch.

>>81740647

Oh god I'm not ready I have no friends

OH SHIT HUSSIE RELEASED THE BETA
SEE YOU FUCKS ON THE OTHER SIDE

>>81739658
Is this Davekat?

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>>81740647
ADVENTURE

>>81740710
I need someone to connect with me, I think the guy who was supposed to be my server got meteored

>>81740686
>making friends with homestuck readers

ew no

If Act 7 really is two pages I'm going to be so mad.

>>81740625
they are the gays, anon

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MY TASTE PREFERS. WHEN THE BUXOM SHREW'S PHYSIQUE PUTS A HEALTHY DENT IN SPACETIME. I LIKE HOW SALTY IT IS. WHEN A BITCH GROWS OUT OF HER SKELETAL PHASE. AND HER FRAME REALLY BEGINS TO CHALLENGE THE HORIZONTAL DIMENSIONS.

>>81740743
why would ipgd lied

>>81740743
Followed by 88 pages of Act 8, plus an epilogue.

>>81740743
two normal pages
one pesterlog
jake: gee wiz
end

>>81740743
You dumb fuck, one of the pages is clearly going to be some sort of fully playable interactive experience, most likely a true adventure game since he has an adventure game dev studio working for his ass right now

>>81740647
I'd assume only Hussie and his 3 (equine) friends would get copies, so what's the point?

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post ships that will never be endgame

>>81740644
Sort of
Hussie is stream of consciousness guy remember
He made EOA6 and Act 7 before any of the inbetween stuff, so filling out those spaces bores him, which is why he pawned it off onto other people

>>81740760
because she hates everyone
and because we hate her
and because everyone hates homestuck, whether or not they've realized it yet

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>>81740779

>>81740755
>puts a healthy dent in spacetime
>challenge the horizontal dimensions
god i love this writing

>>81740743

What if they're REALLY big anon

Like

The whole screen

>>81740730
i'll pm u the fix ;)

>>81740743
It probably is, ipgd told people to stop reading to much into her statements. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a short epilogue afterwards, if Act 7 doesn't contain the epilogue itself, though.

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>>81740779
;_;

>>81740682
John "Frag a Fag" Egbert
John "Can't hate the straight" Egbert
John "Tumblr Pummlr" Egbert
John "Fuck you up 'fore you bust a nut" Egbert
John "No kikes or dykes" Egbert
John "Bum-driller killer" Egbert

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>>81740779
Still the best.

> Act 7 is a game that is meant to showcase What Pumpkins ability

>>81740779
I'd post Davekat but I didn't save any pictures. Because I'm not a fucking moron.

>>81740111
what is this
flash player isn't working

>>81740822
Not that anon but shitfuck that'd be annoying, my laptop doesn't do full HD res.

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>no plots besides the main one will be tidied up

john egbert takes it up the butt from ro-lal's hard strapon

>>81740860
>>81740851
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>81740815
How much you wanna bet?

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Nobody who was a teenager ("right around the cusp of sexual maturity") when Homestuck started is still a teenager now.
thirteen + seven = twenty

There are people who are now adults who have Homestuck locked-in to their development. There are people who were reading Homestuck during their sexual awakening, and now have fetishes written on their glandular brain lobes. There are people who will be in the twilight of their lives fifty years hence, who will look back on Homestuck as "the good old days."

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He's killing himself after Homestuck ends, right? It's been the focal point of his life for years now.

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>>81740724
Yes

>it's a "Terezi fucks a new character this year" arc

>>81739897
I had a dream where DaveJade was suddenly made canon on 4/13, and Hussie just made fun of everyone who fell for the obvious fakeout ruse on his twitter.

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>>81740779
Tavros x anyone

>>81740779

hey remember when johnvris was a thing.

> you'll never find an irl Roxy

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>>81740909
>an entire generation with a fetish for eyelashes, lips, messy hair, and cute banter

I welcome them with open arms.

>Act 7 is Undertale Hard Mode

>>81740852
John "Empty a Mag into a Fag" Egbert
John "Gay is not Okay" Egbert
John "Cocksucker Crusher" Egbert
John "Grayskin Genocider" Egbert
John "Cherub Crusher" Egbert
John "If You Fuck a Troll, Your Head Will Roll" Egbert
John "Troll Tenderizer" Egbert

>>81739750
Breath is Fool
Light is Sun
Time is Death
Space is Empress
Void is Moon
Life is Priestess
Hope is Star
Heart is Lovers
Rage is Strength
Doom is Tower
Blood is Hanged Man
Mind is Hermit

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>>81740976
>tfw you have

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>>81740248
i got your request right here

>>81740909
im gonna try not to sleep with a juggalo

but im gonna fail

>>81740976
tfw no fit sweet gf who likes high fantasy, games and mutated cats

>>81740976
She would never date you.
Roxy is only as desperate as she is because she had no choice.

>>81740664
It has Equius, ARquius, AND Lil' Hal

>>81740985
>That's what Toby has been working on all this time.
I wish.

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>>81740976

>>81740259
Yo I'm from reddit and don't know all the memes and shit here. What's the password?

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long long ago

>>81740996
fuck

fuck this is so true

fuck!!!

>>81741008
oh fuck this is hilarious
im not the requester but thanks dude

CHECK YOUR EMAILS

>>81740930
That's a prophetic dream right there

>>81740996
>Time
>Not The World.

On a scale of 1 to see you next summer, how underwhelming will the ending be? How can you even have a spectacular ending to a comic that has been 7 years of build?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPGpXCC6ybU&nohtml5=False

>>81741029
remember when Sock made a bloodswap so Kanaya and Sollux could fuck but it was also pretty good

John became godteir before jade entered the game

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>>81741029
>Sock will never finish Derpbent

>>81741051
HUURRR

>>81740232
skepticarcher drew that dragon I think

>>81740996
now do classes

>>81741028
Ctrl + F
"password"

>>81741046
OH SHIT WHERE DO WE COORDINATE SESSIONS

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>>81740996
Nice try

>>81741065
post purple Tavros, that design was GOAT

>>81741028
hint: it has nothing to do with freedom

https://soundcloud.com/plazmataz/cirrus-music-scrap

Fresh Homestuck-inspired Plazmataz.

>>81741062
No he didn't.
Jade just entered the medium. Dumbass

>>81741085
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

There's like a minute left on my Cruxturer and my server player quit responding

bye guys

>>81739806
I can't tell if this is supposed to be terrible or not

What you describe would be the worst possible ending, I hope it's anything other than that

I just want the green skeletons to hold hands and incest each other. That's all I want, Hussie.

>>81741121
THAT WAS THE POINT MORON

THATS HOW ITS GOING TO END

AND ITS GOING TO BE SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>>81741046
> From: Welovefine <[email protected]>
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Order shipped

Hey, thanks for the heads up!

>>81741065
I know man, I know. Rasta Gamzee, Cerulian murderFef, detective Eridan, nautical Tavros, gamer Vriska, kanaya in a sari, homeless grafitti tagging Nepeta, kabuki Aradia...

>>81741135
shut up prab you're dead

>>81741062
No, he was wearing the Vriska outfit.

>>81741008
Hi Angel.

I am finally starting to realise how much there is we never got to see, and that fills me a sadness I had not felt for a long time. I do not regret this ride.

>>81741135
>cherubs
>holding hands while incesting

that's a weird way to spell "rip tearing each other apart as giant snakes in a hate fueled sex murder"

What if big revelation of Homestuck is that it was designed to make us stuck at home? It isn't John or trolls, it was us who are truly stucked...

>>81740221
If a Homestuck movie project becomes real, Zack Snyder should direct it.

who else /wantstomentallybreakroselalondethroughrapeandabuse/ here

Reposting my prediction from yesterday

So the Beta kids will be released from the Juju, but they'll have merged into one gestalt being that contains the "ultimate selves" of all of them

I don't actually believe this, but if it happens I want to be able to say "I told you so"

VRIS

IS

PISS

And I hope the end acknowledges it.

I'm glad Hussie stuck it out, even if things got pretty terrible and it was obvious that he didn't want to keep writing.

Homestuck left in perpetual hiatus or outright canceled would have been the worst thing ever.

>>81741154
i wanna bf that gamzee more than normal

>>81740976
I did, we're getting married next year
on 4/13, only my best man knows the truth

What if last panel of ACT [7] would be just one big suggestion box?

>>81741184
nah

i want kanaya to do it though

kanaya mentaly abusing rose, gaslihting her, breaking her head, getting her comfortable with casual physical abuse

that's the stuff

>>81741188
what do people reference when they use the word "Gestalt" in this sense?
I mean usually it just means shape, figure, physical appearance

>>81741212
>last pa
i'm almost willing to be the last page is going to be a
>draw your own ending here!
page and I'm gonna be pissed.

>>81741188
It would fulfill all the Captain Planet foreshadowing, certainly, and would be in line with some of the Gnostic allegory in the comic.

Sign me up.

>>81741231
>Gestalt
>noun
>an organized whole that is perceived as more than the sum of its parts.

>>81741231
it means a grouping together of those things from many sources

>>81741247
>Gnostic allegory in the comic.
sign me the fuck up

>>81741147
great jaerb

I was actually close to tearing up earlier.
It just hit me that this is really the last time. The last update. I don't want it to end. I know it needs to but there's really nothing else like Homestuck.

Hold me, hst.

>>81741263
We know, anon

We know

We're here for you

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>>81740647

Last update is a flash
Stuff happens, whatever.
Then a link on the door to the new Universe appears
http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/
>yfw when Kazerad was Hussie all along

>>81740909
I'm one of those people lol, I started reading problem sleuth when I was thirteen and now I'm twenty-one

I was never into the shitty fandom though

WHEN DO YOU THINK THE UPDATE IS GOING TO HIT?

What happened to GCAT?

>>81741183
After he fucked up the owl movie, no thank you

The last regular update and it ends on PM's hideously detailed face.

>>81741279
Midnight EDT

>>81741280
Subsumed into GCATavrossprite

>>81741143
Ok good, just making sure

I really hope you're wrong though

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>>81741263
Just remember the memories we have, the people we've met, the shitposting we've accomplished, it was all real and we were here for it.
I don't regret a single moment I spent with everyone I met because of this comic.
And don't forget
I am so proud of you

>>81741279
12:40

HOMESTUCK

directed by

EDGAR WRIGHT

>>81741183
>Zack Snyder
I want someone who could potentially redeem Homestuck, not fuck it up even worse

>>81741260
>>81741254
yeah but where's that meaning come from and why have I only ever heard it in English?
I bet it was one of those philosophers
like Kant or Schopenhauer or whatever else they're called

>>81741303
I HOPE SO TOO

BUT MY FAITH HINGED ON THIS LAST UPDATE
IF NOTHING HAPPENED THIS UPDATE I THOUGHT THAT THERES NO WAY TO SAVE IT

>>81741299
>Midnight EDT
I hope so, I'm going to set my alarm one hour earlier

HOMESTUCK

directed by

WES ANDERSON

>>81741323
...the style of Scott Pilgrim would work, now to just not fuck it up.
>Simon Pegg as Fedorafreak please

So it's either going to be a 13-minute flash and an extensive walkaround, or some sort of unknowable supergame with minutes of animation integrated into it, followed by a The End page. Bets?

>>81740647
I'd play it. I wouldn't even have to consider if I would.

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>post yfw Caliborn wins in the end

>>81741351
>>81741323
HOMESTUCK BY EDGAR WRIGHT

SBAHJ: THE MOIVE BY WES ANDERSON

FUND IT NOW

>>81741386
>SBAHJ
>Starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson

>>81741385
He pretty much has. He got to live out his dream of destroying universes for who knows how long.

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>>81741228
> implying the mindbreak won't be Rose's idea

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>>81741385

>>81741380
Hiveswap is ACT 7.

>>81741405

>remember back in the day when Scratch claimed his master's destruction was approved by paradox space but Jack's wasn't
>remember when it turned out LE still needed to be stopped because reasons
>remember when Doc Scratch lied

>>81741421
goddamnit
see i love that too
maybe both somehow? i dunno

i fucking love that picture tho

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>>81741263
I broke down crying in a church's coat room a couple days ago.

HOMESTUCK

directed by

HIDEO KOJIMA

Will Jade get a happy ending at least

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>>81741033
textless version too
because its nice feeling

>>81741175
Hi!

Any other UK anons out there?
Is the update for sure happening at 5am?

https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past

So apparently there's this album full of unreleased Homsetuck music coming out on 4/13.

>>81741260
Calliope and Caliborn have been more or less outright Sophia/Demiurge figures, but Caliborn in particular as the emotionally stunted would-be-Lord of the inferior cosmos (Homosuck).

Plus the business with the seven gates, the "ultimate self", the ouroboros, the denizen Yaldabaoth, zodiac trolls/archons, emphasis on realizing one's divinity, and names like "gardenGnostic", "turntechGodhead", "timaeusTestified".

I'd expect these themes to get a lot more explicit as we enter the home stretch.

>>81741473
She'll have Dave's babies

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I can't into GIMP, somebody help!

>>81741477
I've seen drawfags spring off from Homestuck to great things, and I've even seen Homestuck inspire drawfags into artists.
Angel, thanks for drawfagging for us, and I hope you can build on what you got here to be something good even when Homestuck is over.

>>81741477
Angel, about that commission: could you send me some example pics for each level of detail (shaded sketch, simple colors, detailed color)?

>>81741506
I'm not a UK anon, but that's our best guess

We don't actually know

>>81741477
you should pay a visit to the skype chat from time to time. It'd be nice to have you there.

>>81741506
Eurofriend here, nothing official has been communicated about it I think.

>>81741534
I play on doing the same with SU. Can't do it with HS anymore, sadly.

>>81741523
>prova

combina gli ultimi due livelli coglione

>>81741510
i cant wait to incorporate this analysis into my writeup of homestuck once it's over