Homestuck

Didn't Jade technically do that?

>>81633996
How is Bec Noir and PM the gay menace?

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Lets go this.

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for once im going to post eridan at the start of a thread because fuck it im off to sleep soon anyway

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Jade is so fucking cute

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Remember this Nep.

>>81634002
perfectly viable don't see any problem.

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whats yer favorite fan adventure?

>>81634021
Sleep tight anon.

>>81634028
Who?

I loved the [S] John: Slay the Gays flash. I couldn't believe Hussie would turn on the Tumblr crowd so quickly.

>>81634002
this is some of the worst sorting ive ever seen
whoever did this either doesnt understand the characters or doesnt understand hogwarts houses. probably both

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>>81634025
she is

Should I continue reading homestuck?

>>81634028
>>81634081
Nepeta is a shit character tbch.

>>81634002
and now i suddenly understand why its titled guaranteed replies. whoops

>>81634108
No

>>81634108
Maybe

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>>81634083
>That part when he took out Dave
Fucking brutal.

>>81634084
How would you sort them? I never got Hogwarts houses.

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>>81634114

>>81634108
Yes.

honestly, hst might as well be a general at this point. there's threads constantly

but likely not for long ;_;

>>81633970
Reminder that John is the responsable of making Homestuck even gayer with his retcon powers

NO CLASSPECTS TALK ALLOWED BELOW THIS LINE

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I got more of these to drop off
If you're here, Angel, I haven't done yours yet

>>81634108
Yes

>>81634108
only a little bit

quick what's your favourite line in all of homestuck

Anyone remember that attempt at an actual Sburb game, with the grist types and the alchemization? It was doomed from the start but still really ambitious, it was neat being part of it.

>>81634169

What's your classpect, /hst/?

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>>81634169
Don't worry, fampai, I've got your fix right here.

So what Classpect do you guys think is the most useful?

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>>81634173
and last one

>>81634083
>That part were he beat the shit out of Dave "Sick Beats and Dick Treats" Strider
Goddamn Hussie, that was fucking brutal.

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>>81634108
Find something to do until Wednesday.
Like finding >>81634114 and eliminating them.

>>81634187
overseer project?

>>81634083
I honestly got a little sick when i saw what he did to Kanaya. I can't believe that Rose pulled an Oedipus and then some after she saw it though.

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>>81634094
I agree

>>81634184
>i am not a homosexual

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Rate the Dancestors
>Damara: Perfect
>Rufioh: More of a lame pushover than his descendant
>Mituna: The Purest Angel
>Kankri: His dialogue was nothing short of perfect but it eventually got as grating as the people he was parodying
>Meulin: Nepeta's evolved form. Not very interesting outside of being down with the clown
>Porrim: Her trope is pretty annoying and she has little substance outside of it.
>Latula: Lamest one of em all
>Aranea: Shut the fuck up
>Horuss: Bigger creep than Equius but manages to be interesting and hilarious
>Kurloz: Genuinely the most interesting one of all
>Kronus: Rapey asshole but I fucking love greasers
>Meenah: Neat character but I feel she ran her course a while ago. Makes me feel Feferi is more of a Waste of Space than she was, which is a shame

>>81634139
gryffindor:
dave
tavros
karkat
nepeta

hufflepuff:
john
gamzee

ravenclaw:
jade
aradia
kanaya
terezi (or slytherin)

slytherin:
rose
vriska
eridan
feferi

dunno about sollux or equius

>>81634108
ask again on wednesday

>>81634154
That's a nice picture of shit.

>>81634211
You'll never get rid of me.

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Hey guys, post your classpect!!

>>81634193
Witch of Time probably

>>81634025
But WHY is Jade so fucking cute?

>>81634190
Mage of Heart reporting in!

>>81634083
>That part where Rose reached for Roxy for help but she just turned her head away in shame.
I almost fucking cried.

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>>81634169
I keep getting Prince, Knight and Space. What does that even meme?

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>>81634224
More Jades?

>>81634238
I mostly agree with your list.

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>>81634250
You've already been traced and backhacked. I hope you like anchovy, Keith.

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I fuck up the session.

>>81634173
>>81634197
Did you post any others that weren't the Rose/Jade/John ones?

>>81634083
>>81633970
Wait, what happened?

Did John kill one of the gay cast members or something?

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>>81634292
MORE JADES

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>>81634250
Your time is drawing near.

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>>81634342

>>81634238
>Kronus: Rapey asshole but I fucking love greasers
My sentiments as well

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>>81634263
This one!

>>81634340
All of them.

>>81634340
John beat Dave into the ground after he came out.

>>81634238
Damara, Latula, and Porrim were awesome.

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>>81634240
>John
>Hufflepuff
You don't HAVE to put someone there if no one fits, anon. It gets autopopulated by NPCs, being the NPC House.

>>81634238
I really like this fanart

>>81634248
>>81634211
What's gonna happen on Wednesday?

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damn we need more eridan

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>>81634340
>one
They wish it was only one.

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What would your grandmother's classpect be?

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>>81634337
I have not
The only other one I have is this one from ages ago

>>81634320
>>81634361
I'll believe it when I see it.

>>81634340
John went apeshit after Dave came out of the closet

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>>81634392
April 13th. The end of it all.

>>81634385
i just legitimately think john is a hufflepuff

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>>81634362

>jade, nep and eri dumps all at once
We just need an Aradia fag and it'll be just like home.

>>81634392
The final update.
The day that Homestuck finally fucking ends.

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>>81634394
more dualscar? got you senpai

>>81634340
Read the fucking comic. Hussie finally stopped being a hack.

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>>81634442

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Homestuck dies.

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>>81634413
Good enough for me, thanks famalam. Keep up the good work.

>>81634190
Seer of Mind reporting in

>>81634376
>>81634426
Holy fuck, really? Have you got a link handy to that?

I can't believe Hussie would turn on the tumblr crowd after all these years.

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really?

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>>81634433
Oh.

>>81634002
Who /hufflepuff/ here?

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>>81634190
>tfw Witch of Breath
Now we're talking! Way better test tee-bee-aytch

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>>81634440

So when do trolls turn black?

>>81634238
>Damara: mindwashed pawn for LE. For lewd asian schoolgirl stuff
>Rufioh: normal. boring. useless
>Mituna: the best
>Kankri: parody, cause of things going worse
>Meulin: mindwashed pawn, meme
>Porrim: pornstar, the good kinda feminist, straightman and sensible
>Latula: annoying theme music. Otherwise boring
>Aranea: just why, you dumb bitch. it was never gonna work
>Horuss: Hilarious. interesting worldbuilding wise
>Kurloz: LE pawn. Just a plot device like all Makaras
>Cronus: Living joke, like all Amporas. sexual offender cause needs to be worse than Eridan. good music
>Meenah: Feferis replacement. Otherwse 10/10

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>>81634450
yeah

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>>81634340
John impaled Dave and Karkat through their heads while they kissed. It was so fucking metal.

The death was Just, if you were wondering.

>>81634486
Just check the website, man.

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>>81634514

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>>81634488
Why didn't they just fly to Mount Doom?

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>>81634568

>>81634573
because orcs have bows

>>81634573
Jade is still there. Right? Did she leave?

>>81634190
Mage of doom coming in

>>81634083
link please.

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>>81634486
It was amazing go check it out

>>81634514
Who has the screencap of jade cutting herself while on the ship and Nanna healing her?

i cant tell if hussie is giving lord English permission to kill vriska or if hes doing a "you're going down" thing with the thumbs down

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>>81634280
As a Prince you're a walking hazard to everything in the universe as you destroy space. As a Knight I suppose you make the universe and everything within it a potential weapon.

>>81634384
Damara is perfect. Porrim and Kankri's relationship is funny but she's just lame and annoying by herself, not the her feminism is a bad thing. Latula is just as shit as Karkat describes her.

>>81634532
Shut the fuck up, GameGrl was fucking hilarious.

>>81634611
She went off somewhere with Callie.

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>>81634440

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>>81634631
Ah, so I'm being fucked with.

>>81634108
no

>>81634684
I also heard it says gullible on the ceiling, you should really check it out.

>>81634684
you are a gullible anon unless you actually knew and I'm the gullible one

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>>81634479
>making love is playfighting to you
Do you think this is a motherfucking GAME

>>81634611
Not just that, but couldn't they put the rings on and fly?

>>81634684
It's a callback to the panel you posted.

>>81634238
>Damara: Good
>Rufioh: literally Dante Basco, okay I guess
>Mituna: likable
>Kankri: reading through his shit was a chore
>Meulin: muh waifu
>Porrim: Who cares
>Latula: more annoying Terezi
>Horuss: Equius but gayer
>Kurloz: GOAT, love his way of speaking and wish he'll show in ACT 7
>Aranea: boring
>Cronus: tumblr rapist. I hate him so much
>Meenah: Condy Jr.

>>81634551
I'm on the website, right now. Nothings different.

>>81634662
>>81634532
>>81634238
What so bad about Cool Terezi?

>>81634271
>silence and going limp
absolutely dead inside

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>>81634083
>when he brought out the barber's best friend

>>81634735
It's more sentimental if they walk together. Where's your sense of adventure, anon?

my character artist for dead daves are the enemy suddenly remembered he has to go on a family vacation or some shit so if i want to release it on 413 i have to do the faces myself someone commiserate with me

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>>81634340
John "No Mo Homo" Egbert ended the gay menace once and for all

>>81634489
DON'T TOUCHED THE CHILD!!!

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Reminder that DaveKat is canon and if you deny it you're fucking delusional

>>81634798
[Citation required]

>>81634777
You're right
They can't hold hands if they're both missing arms

>>81634532
> parody, cause of things going worse
Trolls was a parody from the beginning anon

>>81634764
She doesnt do anything. No real personality other than "keeps up fake cool girl character because issues"

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>>81634066

>>81634798
Who cares, Cloverkat is going to sink it.

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>>81634190
>got purring and humping

>humping is an aspect-exclusive intercourse behavior

>>81634684
It was a callback. Hussie does those all the time.

hey guys wwhats happenin in this thread

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>>81634897
run while you can

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reminder

>>81634820
bearidan get out

>>81634224
I read this without any context and it reminded me of that time a janitor came in, closed the open thread, created a new one with the opening line "homestuck is shit", and every response changed to "I agree" upon posting.

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>>81634362
I wish there was more art like this.

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>>81634798
Renounce your heathen faith before God Emperor KatNep. Or if you don't want to that is fine I guess but for real the first option comes highly recommended.

Who is the smartest troll? Is it Vriska? Because her plans are perfect and schemes actually works.

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Warning, we're approaching LEMONSNOUT levels, proceed with caution

what a waste of two perfectly good trophies

>>81634840
the best

>>81634960
The fact that Vriska's plan worked is going to be terrifying to everyone. Even Vriska.

>>81634961
How do you judge the levels?

>>81634756
>tumblr rapist
as in, tumblrs idea of rapist?
Did Kankria actually say anything that wasnt a joke? I just skipped it all
Shame about Kurloz. Being a clown is to live a life of plot devicing LE into things and nothing more :(

>>81634840
this is how i'd like to do it if it weren't for the entire game being a timed mission thanks to the reckoning
although maybe politics could help in regards to the war

>>81634960
sollux

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>>81634935

>>81634822
Were you not here when it was confirmed THREE TIMES by ipgd?

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ears

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>>81634238
>Damara: really?
>Rufioh: ugh
>Mituna: my son
>Kankri: Worst Character In Homestuck
>Meulin: wow 4 years ago sure happened
>Porrim: not much to her but she's fucking gorgeous and not absolutely repulsive
>Latula: only good as Mituna's partner which is fucked up but true
>Aranea: one spider8itch was enough
>Horuss: his love triangle bullshit was dreck, glad Hussie gave our gift that shoutout with him though
>Kurloz: cooler than the GHB but we never saw him again so what the fuck ever
>Cronus: Second Worst Character in Homestuck
>Meenah: if I had to save just one of these characters for the story it'd be her but yeah a little played out, love her repartee with Karkat

>>81634831
She has amazing legs, though.

>>81634732
i think we have different kinds of laughing and fighting in mind

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>>81634764
Her annoying overcompensating personality for a lame as fuck and dumb disability. Her R4D1C4L angle is fucking grating.

>>81635013
amount of unironicall tumblr and davekat discussion is one way of measuring it

>>81635016
He was one of those ___kin faggots remember?
He was a wannabe human

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what dod he mean by this

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>>81635039

>>81635013
Years of experience. It's not too bad to be honest, there are dips and peaks throughout a thread. When there's discussion of how troll urinary tracts work or something like that, that's when you get the fuck out.

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meu doe

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>>81635143
grubbin it up

>>81635140
>yfw DaveRoxy happens with a callback to this

>>81635153
Evil LE worshipping cat

>>81635140
John and Dave are gonna dick Rocy

>>81635049
I hope we get some ear scritching before the comic is done

>>81634190
the mage of breath is in

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>>81635153
You can trade in 5 Meulins for 1 Nepeta, so she's not all bad.

>>81635178
Gamzee wriggler has seen some shit

>>81635016
He was a rapist in the sense that he was touching Mituna inappropriately, Mituna told him to stop and he kept doing it.
Basically fondling a retard or something, which is pretty bad.

>>81634190
>tfw virgin
I guess I get meteored to death

>>81634238
>Damara: My fetish but got cucked by Rufioh
>Rufioh: Tendency to be lame
>Mituna: The best
>Kankri: Pure tumblr parody
>Meulin: Meh
>Porrim: She's alright
>Latula: Not much to her other than being Mituna's waifu
>Aranea: Fucked shit up and was the reason we had a retcon.
>Horuss: Lame ass who can't compare to equius
>Kurloz: The most mysterious of them all
>Cronus: Can be a creeper at times but fuck I can't resist greasers
>Meenah: Awesome up til the end now i just want her to get plowed by lord english.

>>81635134
that was to score pity points in order to get laid. Like all Amporas, he's a joke about desperate losers except Hussie made him a rapist to drive his awfulness across, though I still like him for the same reason I like all amporas

aesthetic

>>81635178
>tavros with a full head of hair
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>81635241
When did Jade become an elf?

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>>81634944

>>81635178
>>81635258
I think it's cute and I never even thought to imagine Tavros with all hos hair.

BEST JOHN SHIP?

>>81635238
yea, I was asking about the tumblr part. Didn't realize they were meant as separate things

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>>81635181
Okay yes, she used to run with a rotten crew of rowdy-ass murderclowns but just keep her away from the elixer and make sure she's up to date on her immewnities and you'll be good.

>>81635314
jerri

>>81635278
She was lonely

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>>81634238
>Damara: lame
>Rufioh: lame
>Mituna: funny
>Kankri: funny
>Meulin: lame
>Porrim: hot
>Latula: lame
>Aranea: hot/lame
>Horuss: lame
>Kurloz: lame
>Kronus: lame
>Meenah: funny

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>>81634238
>Damara: Pointless to the story when Aradia could have done whatever she did, mostly.
>Rufioh: Pointless to the story when Tavros could have done whatever he did, mostly.
>Mituna: The Purest Angel
>Kankri: Pointless to the story when Karkat could have done whatever he did, mostly. Actually no he was 100% pointless.
>Meulin: Pointless to the story when Nepeta could have done whatever she did, mostly.
>Porrim: Pointless to the story when Kanaya could have done whatever she did, mostly.
>Latula: Pointless to the story when Terezi could have done whatever she did, mostly. Did she even do anything?
>Aranea: Pointless to the story when Vriska/Feferi could have done whatever she did, mostly.
>Horuss: Pointless to the story when Equius could have done whatever she did, mostly.
>Kurloz: Sorta relevant? But not necessary. Gamzee is right there.
>Kronus: Pointless to the story when Eridan could have done whatever he did, mostly.
>Meenah: Pointless to the story when Feferi could have EASILY done all she did.

tfw Aquarius

>>81635314
John x (Vriska) tee bee aychhh.

>>81635363
But anon, they didn't DO anything.

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>>81635246
But anon, she already got plowed by LE. With his seizure inducing Buff Troll Cherub dick.

>>81635314
johnroxy as mom and dad to casey

and it only just dawned on me that i don't have any art of this scenario

will Hussie ever have kids?
imagine what it would be like to have him as a dad

i have some alcohol specifically set aside for 4/13. i'm gonna need it

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>>81635418
Yeah, that's pretty much my point. Homestuck is LITTERED with dozens and dozens of characters that do nothing and extended the plot by literal years. Hussie is a horrible writer, and he's not even a good artist anymore.

>>81634238
>damara: shes pretty cool i guess but shes useless and an asshole
>rufioh: boring
>mituna: i dont care
>kankri: theres nothing good about this character
>meulin: shes actually really interesting, i want to learn more about her. but were not going to so shes as useless as the rest
>porrim: shes ok but not very interesting
>latula: i thought she was annoying when i first played the walkaround, outside of a couple really interesting lines, but i have a friend whos obsessed with her so i kind of got attached
>aranea: holy shit, can you stop saying stuff?
>horuss: man what the fuck
>kurloz: yawn
>cronus: absolutely disgusting
>meenah: shes an ok character and fun to read about but i dont actually care about anything that happens to her

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>>81635451
If Carmack could have a kid, I'm sure Hussie can.

Do you think any other part of Jade changed biologically when she dog-tiered besides for her ears?
For instance, do you think chocolate would be as toxic for her as it would be for a common dog?

>>81635363
>>81635418
>>81635463
MEANWHILE, IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE THE REST OF THE DANCESTORS WERE NOT SHOWN:
"wow, homestuck's ending and we don't even get to see all the dancestors?? hussie is a fucking hack!"

>>81635424
Does ANY Meenah or Condesce and Caliborn or Lord English porn exist

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>>81634002

>>81635505
why are his lips so red

Should i not continue homestuck?

>>81635513
Real question: If she has twins will it be because of dog genes or Jake's canon genetic predisposition towards that?

>>81635518
And those people, minority, were ignored when we got to see the comic end years earlier to rounding applause and all our favorite characters actually developed to some extent.

>>81635542
No

>>81635527
such shit designs, why even bother?

>>81635542
read it if you like it

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>>81635524
I need some Time Lord Seizure Angel dicking Space Fish Hitler NOW.

>>81635542
Nah. Just shitpost here until 4/13, and then walk away and never look back.

Homestuck seriously has no left to offer beside 'an end'

>>81634216
>Oedipus and then some
Fucking her mom or gouging out her eyes?

>>81635451
What if he already has kids?

>>81635540
it's the sign of who hussie's currently possessing
HUSSIE IS THE DOLL PEOPLE

>>81635542
How long have you been reading it that you'll give up right before the ending? What's the POINT

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>>81634190
>Flopping and crying
I wish I could say this wasn't true.

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>>81635527
It's pretty bad, but can never live up to >>81634002

wwe hsg noww

>>81635594
i want you to go talk to your parents

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>>81635584
God, even she was fucking boring outside of sex appeal. Maybe if she had been a character as far back as Feferi's intro. But then, as far back as Feferi's intro the comic was already starting to go to trash, so I guess it was inevitable.

What was the point of giving the dancestorsq any positive background when Hussie made them all shit anyway? Cronus cant be made not shitty in anyway with all the molesting so giving him some Harry Potter backstory and MYSTEEEEROIUS~~ fall was pretty useless

>>81635590
he is pretty secretive

but i feel like someone would have mentioned it by now if that were the case

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>people LITERALLY are incapable of waiting 4 days

>>81634028
Memorized.

Posting thematic poetry to go with the end of Homestuck.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."

>>81635636
Because Hussie does not know how to write.

>>81635451
I thought he was our Daddy now

>>81635527
>ravenclaw dave
why would someone DO this

>>81635636
They had positive background stories but the years in the bubbles created an echo chamber for their absolute worst attributes and turned them into parodies of themselves. Kankri somehow managed to be the presumably charismatic Signless in another universe.

>>81633970
In which WV and PM get reversed married and then go reenact that fantasy story with the hobbits asking a volcano to marry them.

>>81635518
I more interested in alternative universe when dancestors were shown first. Would there be posts about how Gamzee is most retarded idea ever and Eridan is Cronus 2.0?

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>>81635587
Yes.

Why did the ghost army not attack at all
Was Hussie too lazy to get someone to animate them

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>>81635673

>>81634083
Link?

Damara is fucking horrifying. Having your development sabotaged by a time travel
ler who only wishes you bad things.

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>>81635735
Dancestors never would have existed without the original 12 around.

You know what timeline I want? The one where Hussie never showed any trolls beyond Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Tavros. Anyone else is treated as dying offscreen, never seen to begin with, by Jack finding them in the Veil. Problem solved.

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>>81635594
The Hussie we knew.... He was never the real Huss. The real Huss died long ago.

>>81635719
He's really smart though.

>>81635754
Seriously, a sleeping John could at least bother Bec Noir and a ton of people in the ghost army were god tiers.

>>81635754
>tfw no dead God Tiers used fraymotifs on Lord English

You could demonstrate just how powerful he is by contrasting Condy being hit by the kids' combinations and then the same tactics doing fuckall to English

They even had unused fraymotif animations they could have used for the ghost army

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>>81635635
She's been the first introduced main antagonist as far as ACT 1 and her taking over of the Alpha Earth and melding it with her Troll background was pretty fucking cool.

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>>81635800
Well maybe you shouldn't have cucked her.

>>81635636
makes me wanna come up with my own shit, with Aranea telling us rumors that LEs minion made him give up magic, and Kurloz being the only pawn for LE with mindcontrol powers. It just gets better when Mituna was with Kurloz when he burned out. Can the power of doom stop DESTRUCTION from being INVITED through hope hero being controlled?

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>>81635857
From mspa two phantoms were born.
"Andrew" and "Hussie"

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>>81635800
Be more horrifying if we actually gave a shit. Dying means nothing, and who gives a shit about Damara? I'd have been way more invested if it was Aradia and her breaking free of ordained servitude to English.

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reminder

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>>81633970
>John "Befriend a gay once a day" Egbert
>Defeating the gay menace

>>81635921
now post the "weed boobs minecraft" one

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>>81635925
>John "not a homosexual" Egbert
>Not making humanity great again

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>>81635895
Yeah, but the build up wasn't sufficient. If we had seen the Empress or felt some sort of threat or involvement from her before Act 6, the revelation she was Crocker and a danger would have actually impacted something.

As is the last time anything felt dangerous or exciting in the comic was Act 4 when Jack actually did shit.

Which was 5 years ago.

>>81635921
and thus toby's nose speared through hussie's prostate gland and ended him

>>81635957
if karkat was a girl they probably woulda fucked by now

>>81635957
John "white makes right" Egbert
John "My dick is bigger, so get in the zoo nigger" Egbert

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>>81635921

>>81635962
>Yeah, but the build up wasn't sufficient.
You had the whole of Act 6, what more do you want?

Do you forget that Act 6 is over a third of the comic?

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>>81635921
Toby did this thing called 'Keep It Simple Stupid' and WOW would you look at that, it works

>>81636027
What the fuck is up with that aspect ratio

It's like squished horizontally

>>81636022
Did you forget Act 6 is years long and everyone stopped giving a shit?

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>>81636014

>>81636022
Yeah and it's a shitty third, and she doesn't actually do anything.

>>81635921
>yfw Toby actually made a game

>>81636062
You're mixing criticism of the writing with criticism of the update schedule. The Condesce is fine you're just a faggot.

>>81635584
Seconding this demand, there was never enough good Condesce porn anyway.

>>81636092
>yfw he started and finished it in less time than it made Hussie to shit out Act 6
>yfw Toby's game got awards and recognition while Homestuck fades back into obscurity

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>>81636079
>so bad he had to bring Toby back to try to make something good of it

>>81636027
Homestuck would be worked too if instead of comics Hussie coded the SPURB

>>81636027
Yeah, that's the problem with MSPA and Hussie, he's all about escalation and shit getting progressively more crazy and complex, except that shit doesn't work when actual characters (the main reason anybody's reading Homestuck) are caught in the middle of it all.

>>81636139
i wish

Hi, everyone, I work for Newgrounds.web. I just finished downloading Andrew Hussie's final Homestuck .flash to our P2P and PvP servers, and have some exciting spoiled leaks for you all:

>It consists of two pages after the end of Tuesday's update: one .flash and a final closing page with a .gif graphic of curtains.
>PM and WV throw the rings into the Forge, sending the Genesis Tadpole into Skaia.
>John shares an emotional moment with Jade's dad.
>Everyone enters into the new universe through the door on the lilypad.
>Alt-Calliope sacrifices herself to destroy the Green Sun.
>Vriska uses the juju on Lord English as planned, setting free the doomed timeline versions of the Beta kids who were trapped in it, also as planned.
>The doomed Beta kids sacrifice themselves to defeat the now-weakened Lord English once and for all.
>Vriska uses the juju to join everyone else in the new universe.
>The humans, trolls, and carapaces rebuild their respective civilizations. Calliope watches over them.
>Also, millions of years in the future, after everyone has moved on, the cherubs' father lays their egg on the ruins of Earth.
>But before that, the comic ends on a positive note with everyone alive and happy.

Wow, just typing that has got me emotionally. I didn't see any of it coming. I think when you've watched it, you'll concur that it knots up all the loose ends quite satisfactorily.

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>>81634190
>Kanaya squeezes and screams
>Rose laughs and claws
I need this

>>81636113
Homestuck's writing was tied to its schedule. The comic was best when it updated multiple times a day. Without that, Homestuck really isn't all that much.

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>>81635925
How about you not taint the name of John "Put Dykes on Pikes" Egbert

>>81636011
I just reread the conversation where Dirk comments that Popop was a racist.

>>81635962
The Betty Crocker reveal was pretty fucking crazy. Also is everyone going to ignore her unexplained presence in the Beta Universe?

>>81636161
What do you mean, you wish? That's exactly what fucking happened.

Rank the ten best homestuck characters, anon.

Mituna = Crowbar > Aradia = Roxy = Caliborn > Beta Kids > Kanaya

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>>81636172
Get out.

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>>81635955
ok

>>81636195
there are still how many people caring about mspa?
i won't be happy until it's like 5

post rare nepetas

if davekat is canon i will livestream my suicide

>>81634066
Is that trol seasson? I knew a guy that worked on that. He fucking died though.

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What if the gang from Always Sunny were to play Sburb? What would happen?

>>81636217
Vriska = Aranea > Caliborn = Jane > Equius = Sollux > Jake = Dirk >> Tavros = Eridan

>Mayor gains first guardian ring
>most of the thread is about a John meme

sometimes...

>>81636235
The important thing is Hussie isn't one of them.

>>81636217
>Kanaya
>A good character

>>81636283
Have fun being alive then because it's never gonna happen

>>81636312
Charlie is the Bard of Light. WILDCARD

>>81636321
Homestuck hasn't had any emotional or dramatic weight in years. Memes and shipping are the only thing left.

>>81636217
DD > Caliborn > Jack > Doc Scratch > Pre-Act 6 Rose > Dave > Terezi > Eridan > Dirk > Jane

>>81636235
Not a lot, man. Most people here are just old /hsg/ goers standing around to watch the funeral. Undertale outstrips and will always outstrip Homestuck. Whatever raw grand potential the comic had got shat out and went to Undertale instead because Toby knows what the fuck he's doing with his life.

I wonder if he'll just take over the game. Or if it'll just slowly die out after another 3 years of development hell. Nobody is even going to care about Homestuck then, his only hope is to make it some kind of cheap Undertale knockoff and hope that rides him to break even.

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>>81636236

>>81636321
He's clearly going to just throw it into the forge, what is there to discuss.

>>81636321
Dude we knew what was going to happen with that ring ages ago.

>>81636321
>Thinking John "Smash, Pound, Put A Fag In The Ground" Egbert is a meme

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>>81636394
I guess something might happen with it. But who cares, WV hasn't been a character in years and years and years, and it's not like wearing the ring even really makes him much of anything. God. This comic so fucking boring.

Remind me, do any of the classes have fancy arm where? Like gloves or something like that.

>>81635719
Because caw caw.

>>81636450
Rogue has that, yeah.

>>81636450
prince has fingerless ones i think?

>>81636450
Thieves?

>>81636283
It already is.

Not that it matters, since they could have an onscreen kiss and you fuckers will still find a way to deny it.

>>81636234
>Minecraft is more popular than undertale
I want to die

>>81636447
I'm amazed that he managed to make a fucking creation story boring.

>>81636450
Prince and Rogue have fingerless gloves

been a while since ive read so ive forgotten some shit, what did cronos do to make ppl hate him?

>>81636535
he raped Eri

>>81636364
What would the classpects of the others be?

Frank would definitely be [something] of rage, not sure about the rest.

>>81636514
> good game is more popular than meme game
wow! what a surprise!

>>81636172
>Jade's dad.
Is John going to kiss Jake? Oh my!

>>81635925
>John learns the error of his homo hating ways.
>Has to go back and Retcon something
>Meets his still gay hating pastself
>They argue about who's ideals are truly right.
>John "Faggots to Maggots" decides a future where he's a queerlover isn't a future he wants
>Begins Retconning shit to try to stop the gay singularity
>John "It's OK To Be Gay" Egbert follows and attempts to stop it
>Cue an epic battle that spans across the entire comic.

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hey anon

>>81636535
hes just a sex starved douchebag

a read a good fic once where he was captured by the alpha kids and they all took turns fucking him

>>81636535
nothing. Its Hussie who made him a creep who molests mentally handicapped people

>>81636596
I'm not putting a fucking ring on your finger bitch.

>>81636609
so yall just hate him for being thirsty?

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>>81636577
Yeesh.

>>81636514
Is that seriously surprising to anyone? Minecraft has been HUGE for YEARS.

>>81636577
Which is which

>>81636535
Made fun of Mituna for being mentally dysfunctional in an especially nasty and ruthless way while also giving him an uncomfortable shoulder massage (at least as far as he admitted to, he probably did worse) while Mituna actively had a freakout about not wanting to be touched.

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>>81636636
why not?

>>81636535
He could be a powerful wizard but instead choose to be a greezer.

>>81636664
well some people are triggered he molested Mituna so theres that. But hes a dancestor so what can you expect? Its not like they were supposed to have meaningfull about them

>>81636102
Is that Nepeta or Terezi?

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Man, I forgot that Equius' screenname was literally centaursTesticle. Wasn't anything subtle or clever, just horse-balls.

>>81636535
He's far more desperate than Eridan for romance and goes to the lengths of verbally abusing Mituna who's really uncomfortable around him.

>>81636716
kek