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Trench Run - Edition

>Newest Rebels Recon Episode (2x20 - Twilight of the Apprentice):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-bJu__WXmY

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2016.htm

>Star Wars Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Download links: (Check here for the newest episode + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
http://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/the-clone-wars-legacy
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Would you eat it?
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First for f r e s h w a r s
https://youtu.be/oJav5fj3Q7c
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>>81487556
Lost Stars isn't in this Guide (yet), but it'd arguably the best, or one of the best anyways.
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>>81487716
If I lived on Jakku, maybe. I wouldn't trust it on this planet.
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>>81487716
looks delicious Tbh
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>>81487716
Insta-bread, yum.
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>>81487771

I bet it's bland as fuck. Probably the SW equivalent to Cram.
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How're the new canon novels? Mainly:
>Heir to the Jedi
>Lords of Sith
>Dark Disciple
>Lost Stars

Do aftermath and new dawn suck that much?
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>>81487820
Daisy said it was delicious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3sVrm_W4o
>MaRey Sue
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>>81487671
Admiral Trench is my husbando.
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>>81487839
A New Dawn only sucks if you hate having Kanan and Hera fleshed out, the introduction of a new recurring Imperial woman and the introduction of a new Imperial villain that rivals Tarkin.
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>>81487671
Trench is a cutie.
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>>81487839
See >>81487731

Aftermath is boring, but A New Dawn is neat.
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>>81487839
The only canon novel I've read is "A New Dawn" and it was pretty good. Started kinda slow but I got better. It also had a good antagonist. 8.5/10

>>81487945
My nerra.
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>>81487433
I will agree with you insofar as Vader, for whatever reason, gave up a lot of his ambitions when he was sealed into his armor. It's possible that this is an indication for how he learned from his error with Obi-Wan. Or he really did lose his ambitions and settled for merely securing the Empire. In some ways while LotS show that Vader feels stronger in the Force he still ends up being little more than Sidious' attack dog. Something the comics set after ANH hammer home.

In this way Kylo Ren remaining Snoke's lapdog IS consistent with wanting to be Vader, but in the worst way. Ahem, worst way in more ways than one.
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>>81487716
I've already eaten jello and hot cocoa. Instant anything is just a matter of whether it tastes good.
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>>81487854
took normies a while to realize this
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>>81488044
Honest Trailers constitutes normies now? Shit, the definition really has slipped.
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>>81487915
Well at least Filoni can't kill him.
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>>81486612
People here tend to be overly critical because nerds can't enjoy fun. Most people in the real world liked the movie.
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>>81487716
There's a recipe out there for it. I'm curious to try it out.
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>>81487731
>Aftermath
>Importance in terms of impact on canon: HIGH
>2/5
The "most canon" novel is the worst one. Fucking hell.
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>>81487839
>Heir to the Jedi
Mediocre but tolerable, tense and pov are fuckin weird
>Lords of the Sith
Okay to decent, depending on how you feel about evildoing of the puppy-kicking variety. Generally entertaining though.
>Dark Disciple
Fucking awful. Reverts fun TCW Quinlan Vos to his shitty Legends edgelord characterization, and shits on Ventress' character to boot. This and Aftermath are the two worst missteps in the nucanon, novel-wise.
>Lost Stars
Easily the best nucanon book. Very fun and continues the traditions of the best Legends books. Would definitely recommend.
>A New Dawn
Pretty good. Kanan and Hera are fun, and the book has its moments.
>Aftermath
Weird tense, repetitive writing, cardboard characters, author is a tool. Pretty much no redeeming factors to this one.
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>>81488161
It's the only one, so far, that actually expands the world past Return of the Jedi.

Aside from Uprising (a mobile game) and The Force Awakens, everything else is set between 1-6 or VERY shortly after.

So yeah, sadly, the "most important" book is also the worst. This is a case where I certainly would recommend a more fun read like Lords of the Sith.

I don't think Aftermath is even THAT important. I think, in time, as we get more stuff in that time period, Aftermath will become significantly less important. It just that right now, it's all we have.
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Got to the Maul vs Kenobi issue until the thread was about dead, so I never got to voice an opinion there, but I'm baffled why people think Maul would win easily versus him based purely on the movies, and their obvious limitations.

For one thing, Vader was quite obviously capable of taking on far more acrobatic opponents when animated, showing that they're not using the limitations of the film as a baseline.
For another, Obi-Wan has been seen in both film and the new comics to be reflecting on the Force and biding his time, whereas maul is in an obviously miserable and pathetic position with no outlet for his rage.

In terms of mastery of the force, Obi-Wan would have Maul beat by a large margin, and it's the force that truly matters in duels.

I'm personally hoping for a duel that displays Obi-Wan as a rock against Maul, barely moving but for instinctive, minor and vital adjustments, and not giving ground at all to his assault.
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>>81487671
>tfw there are no Harches other than Trench, not even in Legends
I just want more spider dudes.
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>>81488264
I'm gonna buy LotS then. Thanks, cAnon.
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>>81488508
If it matters, the Paperback version has an extra Chapter.

Also, all the books are in the pastebin to read digitally if you're short of money. There may be some audiobooks of them too.
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>>81488165
>>81488001
>>81487983
>>81487945
Thanks famigos. I'm gonna order New Dawn and Lost Stars then. Id download them from the Mega but Im only motivated to read books I payed for
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>>81488636
>but Im only motivated to read books I payed for
I feel your pain anon, I get like that when it comes to some things.
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>>81488704
I used to get that, but I've accumulated more books than I could possibly ever read so the motivation is gone. Now I just read whatever I want, downloaded, from the library, or bought, whatever is fastest and cheapest.
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>>81488165
> Afterbirth, by Cuck Wendig
> sounds like bad fanfiction - because the author is a fanfic writer
> literally a tumblr petition to get Disney to let him write a book
> spazzes at any and all criticism of his """"masterpiece""""
At least the gratuitous gay characters weren't flamboyant or defined solely by their sexualities
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I'm already sick of waiting for the new season. How will I survive until December?
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>>81488864
>defined solely by their sexualities
Get ready for Sinjir to be devolved into that in Life Debt. Wendig wants to explore how the Empire treats/ed gays in that book.
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>>81488909
find things before it to look forward to.
Instead of looking forward to the premiere, look forward to the Celebration material.
After that, look forward to Rogue One
After that, look forward to when the premiere inevitably leaks/gets released early
Etc

Always have something on the near horizon, anon.
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season 3 when
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>>81489023
they never learn, do they
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It still hurts. Is there something like this? Not necessarily about Fett, just showing criminal undreworld, lower city, or some other shithole
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>>81488909
We got through it last time. At least the teasers were a bit gentler this time around. They gave us a round table where people were talking about what they wanted to see with a few hints of what we will see. The interviews haven't been much more forthcoming.

Last year dropped A-Wings and the Rebel Command Ship on our laps. We had so much speculation and buildup from that. Then Celebration happened and we learned that the damn thing didn't even last past the opening episodes. Really, Filoni? You always have to giveth and then taketh away, don't you?
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>>81489023
Anon, there's no need for these stupid number games. She is and will always be the best waifu.
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>>81489023
it doesn't work fella
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>>81489023
>ends in three
>fucking twice

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>81489023
Young fool. Only now do you understand.
Your gets are no match for the power of these doubles that confirm Sheev for best waifu.
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>>81488935
Even though LotS shows us the Empire is, at worst, ambivalent towards its members' sexuality, and at best, tolerant.
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>>81487521
Vader killed Obi-Wan and was, like Kylo, complicit in the destruction of a planet. I don't understand why you think a Kylo redemption is so unlikely. If anything, Han's death suggests a redemption.
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>>81489149
No one cares about LOTS showing off Moff Mors because she isn't portrayed as the "right" kind of lesbian.
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>>81489136
Confirmed.
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>>81489023
my dubs say Sabine is best waifu
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>>81489157
ezra
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>>81489157
hera obvs
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>>81489157
Satine.
Also confirming a reference in rebels.
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>>81489157
Rey
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>>81489157
Redemption time. Hera is best waifu. Check 'em.
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>>81489157
/ss/
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>have a 100 dollar gift card to Amazon
>wanna buy all the movie on blu ray
>also wanna get all of clone wars on blu ray
How legit is this? It seems too good to be true considering all the individual seasons are 40ish bucks

Also whats up with that rebels season 1 on blu ray? Is that for foreign countries without disney ecks dee?

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Clone-Season-Blu-ray/dp/B00APGRMX2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1459897567&sr=8-2&keywords=star+wars+the+clone+wars

Also, is The Lost Missions season 6 from Netflix?
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>>81489157
Sheev "the Senate" Palpatine
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>>81489157
Lilac buttcheeks coming through
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>>81489163
This.
The fact that Han's reaction is to reach out anyway, and kylo's reaction to him doing so, makes it clear that the murder wasn't a point of no return.
He might get some good rageahol from getting fucked up by rey, but nothing meaningful. It might even make him even more insecure and doubtful of Snoke.
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>>81489157
far right
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>>81489288
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Overdoing the dubs shit in these threads is not a good thing. Do we really want to end in "you can't have any more threads until the show airs again"?
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>>81489157
The game ends now. Dubs.
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>>81489288
CONFIRMED
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>>81489157
Best waifu is...

...not for me to say. Everyone has their own who makes them feel all tingly. Be it SS, orange cheeks, or some other alternative.

>>81489287
Lost Missions is Season 6.
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>>81489288
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>>81489157
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>>81489355
Nice dubs.

...Though I have to agree with you. Whoever is pushing this whole dub thing really needs to stop.
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>>81489288
Witnessed
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>>81489157
Rolling for traitorfu
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>>81489288
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>>81489288
FUCKING HELL
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>>81489157

I decree that Kylo Ren is best waifu
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>>81489370
Is that image implying that Rey is a shemale?

Cause I'd still fuck her.
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>>81489409
Have we gotten to the point where reveal of TR-8R mk1 is beyond hope?

Also, what returning characters, if any, does /co/ think will crop up in S3?
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>>81489499
At this point, we're due for bounty hunters. Cue Boba Fett and the rest of the usual suspects
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>>81489409
Damn, where does this pic come from?
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>>81489453
Let's see, if they follow the Lucas pattern of characters like Boba Fett and even Dooku... Episode XIII begins with Hux making a snide remark about having rescued Kylo Ren which causes Ren to start screaming and slashing at the walls...only for him to accidentally lop off Phasma's head.

"O-oh shit! Supreme Leader is going to be so...wait, maybe if I hide the body."

Next scene is him trying to shove Phasma's in a chute marked "TO GARBAGE DISPOSAL".

And what will happen? Here we'll see less bitching about poor Phasma being wasted again, literally this time, and more about why there is a sign in English instead of Aurabesh.
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>>81489621
That sad, pathetic moment when I realize I'd pay to see this in the Legoverse
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>>81489538
Ha, yeah I can see that. Especially since if Sabine's artwork is any indicator she's a bit of an Embo and Cad Bane fangirl. Probably form her early work with Ketsu mercing for dat dosh.
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>>81489499
>implying they won't find a half-assed way to bring him back
At least we will see a darktrooper
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>>81489611
http://crimsonight.deviantart.com/gallery/

There are some good ones on there.
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>>81489680
>At least we will see a darktrooper
Do tell
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>>81489084

In overall concept, it seemed pretty awesome. And it is a shame it never got completed. But as a game centering around the son of Fett, I'm glad it didn't go that way. I like that current canon keeps him as a useless jobber who never lived up to the original.
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>>81489710
Just being hopeful. No way disney will let go of such a popular character now
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Alright /swg/, what happened in a Star Wars comics/books/shows(Legends or Canon) that made you mad?

>Pic Related
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What dumb lightsaber variation will come next season?
I'm thinking a lightwhip
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>>81489791
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>>81489791
It's a tie between either the death of Chewbacca or the retconning of Boba's 'Jaster Mareel' identity.

>>81489816
Lightspear. Give an energy tip to the pikes used by the Royal Guards
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>>81489663
Same.
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>>81489791
Luke and Leia being brother and sister. Came out of nowhere and still the most half-assed and my most hated thing about the series.
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>>81489816
>lightwhip
that's old news already though.
Nightsisters and slavers have those. They function a little different but it's kinda a that.
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>>81489791
The two nothin' personnel HK knock offs.

Also, the entirety of TOR
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>>81489816
Vader recovers the parts of Ezra's gunsaber and they replicate the technology in Inquisitor sabers. Unfortunately spinning shots everywhere turns out to have been horrible for collateral damage. Fortunately for Sidious it was horribly funny.
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>>81489409
The thumbnail scares me.
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>>81489967
I just love the idea that Sheev and Vader keep coming up with new retarded ideas simply to fuck with the Inquisitors.
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>>81489680
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>>81490115
In so many ways he was better off dead...
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>>81489791
Maul's revival didn't make me mad, but it was so dumb and pointless. It was entertaining but I still don't care for it. The fact he's still alive in Rebels makes it worse. If his arc in TCW ended with his demise it wouldn't bother me as much.

My biggest issue with Star Wars is the prequels' superfluous and contrived "Chosen One" addition to Anakin. That was even worse than >>81489876
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>>81489102
Do you think that when she's stressed or thinking hard, Ahsoka absent-mindedly puts the ends of her lekku in her mouth.
Then without meaning to, she finds she's started to excite herself at an inappropriate moment?
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>>81489680
Why does he need two rangefinders?
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Rex and Cody battle when?
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>>81490196
Jesus christ, anon. That's lewd.
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>>81490243
His mom let him have two weiners.
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>>81490243
One for each eye?
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>>81489876
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>>81490243
in case one gets shot off?
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>>81490243
Will he die if I take them off?
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>>81488977
Celebration will be packed full of Rogue One stuff and maybe confirmation of John Williams or something similar (title maybe) for Ep 8 again as with the Celebration in Essen (I was there!!!!).

I'm not particularly hyped for Rogue One so unless they announce something Rebels related (doubtful) then I don't see much to be hype about.
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>>81489816
>What dumb lightsaber variation will come next season?
A gun that shoots lightsabers.
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>>81490243
So he can get accurate 3D distance measurement from two points.
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>>81489816
We've been there. Nothing trumps this
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>>81490583
Ah fuck I forgot about that
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>>81490583
A new character shows up, the ULTRA INQUISITOR, practically a lightsaber porcupine - they just Force lift him and move him around the room cutting up his own troops until his sobbing makes them feel bad, then they agree to part ways.
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>>81490301
>be young Twi'lek
>go to school
>sitting in tedious lessons
>start twirling your lekku around your finger to relieve the boredom
>lip-bite moment ensues
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>>81490583
>someone somewhere thought this was a good idea
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>>81490719
Even better when it's possibly Sheev's son with one of his concubines. Brain damaged after the kid was stabbed through the head by his own trainer and rebuilt at great expense by MAX EDGE Industries only to murder his own mommy when she activated him early.
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>>81490702
>tfw no cute twi'lek gf to massage her lekkus.
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>>81490583
Why doesn't he have nipple-sabers?
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>>81489816
I'm hoping for something like these
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>>81490784
Life is so cruel
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>>81487716
I imaginge it tastes like Walmart-brand blueberry muffins or pumpernickel bread
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>>81490808
>Lightaber Tonfas
That just sounds like a bad idea.
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>>81490583
LIGHTSABER KNEEEEEES
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>>81490902
O-oh...
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>>81490839
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>>81489427
>darthsans.jpg
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How old do you think Ahsoka will be in the Ahsoka novel?
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>>81491004
Early twenties would be my guess, to make her relateable to the kids who've grown with her.
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>>81491004
Younger then Rebels Ahsoka
How old is Rebels Ahsoka anyway?
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>>81490951
You like it, Anon?
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>>81490934
Don't worry anon, your idea was better than lightsaber knees and that weird lightsaber staff with the user riding a dinosaur.

>>81491004
Younger than she was in Rebels.
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>>81490764
what the fuck.
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>>81491004
Let's hope she doesn't get a shitty love interest. I'm the only one for her.
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>>81491074
Yes. C-can I touch?
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>>81491074
>>81490839
Oh look, it's the same lilac Twi'lek shown over and over again. C'mon man, take this shit to the /aco/ thread, they need it there more than here.

> >>487701
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>>81491116
I wish I was making that up

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Irek_Ismaren
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>>81491074
I'd travel an irresponsible distance for a star wars themed strip club with high quality twi'lek cosplayers dancing
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>>81490702
Do you think lekku tips are erogenous zones?
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>>81491057
And then the Ahsoka book ends with her telling that story of her early days to Luke in between ESB and ROTJ while telling him about her Master and his father.

The frothing madness would cover the thread.
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>>81491178
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>>81491243
I'm not sure if the rage would overcome the joy i'd get out of shitposting /tv/ with it.
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>>81491175
If you behave
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>>81491178
>> >>487701
Assuming tha thread number is correct you need to write it as

>>>/aco/487701
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>>81491270
Son I like waifu posting and sexy Twi'leks as much as the next xeno-lover. But right now the last thing I want is out threads being deleted until the show airs somewhere in the Fall. We don't need to start to look like another cancerous General, and waifu posting, dubs posts and the like are a sure way of getting a mod to delete /swg/ until Rebels comes back on the air.

Don't be like /sug/ or Gravity Falls Generals.
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>>81491420
Ok, time to stop.

>>81491287
Fuck off, bitch.
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>>81491134
I have an irrational fear they'll push Luxsoka on us.
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>>81491466
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>>81491466
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>>81489459
The proper term is trans.
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>>81491569
Stop trying to force your labels on people. She self-idenfifies as a futanarey
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>>81490961
undertale is garbage
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>>81491057

>How old is Rebels Ahsoka anyway?

She was fourteen when the Clone Wars started and became Anakin's apprentice. When the war ended three years later, she was seventeen. Rebels takes place fifteen years later. So thusly, she's thirty-two.
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>>81491503
Yeah, that would suck.

>those flowers on her montrals
Cute.
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Do you think ghost Yoda had to put up with Ghost Obi-wan and Ghost Anakin bickering
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>>81491503
>Draw female character
>give her square body
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>>81491503
I'm not 100% sure about this style but the image is still cute.

As for Lux, damn, I forgot about her. There was a lot of talk that after leaving the order she'd try to hook up with one of the non-affiliated groups she's met, like the Onderon resistance fighters.

I'm still rather she gets a droid buddy.
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>>81491466
Witnessed
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>>81491733
>"Anakin, I told you not to succumb to the dark side!"
>"Obi-Wan I swear to god"
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>>81491748
Train with Ti, Marry Secura, and ignore Barriss
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>>81491733
More to the point, do you think Anakin and Obi-Wan kept badgering Luke after RoTJ?
With the two of them, they could spin tales of good friends the like of which would boggle Luke's mind.
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>>81491788
holy shit m80 you were close to getting your dick one with the force
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>>81491748
Train, fuck, marry
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>>81491748
Marry Shaak Ti and Aayla (space laws are different), kill Banaris, Bassoffy... whatever.
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>>81491748

Fuck Barris, train with Shaak (she's a Jedi master and fucking may be part of training), marry Aayla (cause' fucking's implied).
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>>81491827
>Son, have I ever told you about Cato neimoidia?
>Anakin I said that didn't count!
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>>81490808
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>>81491748
Marry Secura, Train with Ti, Fuck Barriss
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>>81491472
>Fuck off, bitch.
I was gunna stop with the lewd but you had to be rude, dude.
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>>81489314
>TFW best senatorfu will almost certainly never be seen again

Riyo is criminally underused
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>>81491916
>>81491287
>>81491074
sauce?
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>>81491748
Fuck marry train
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>>81491503
I hope they don't shove him back as a love interest, but I do hope we see the Onderon Rebels again.
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>>81491954
>marrying Crazy
senpai...
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>>81491827
>>81491733

I'm still hoping something of the like will happen in Episode 8.

Also, you have to remember that Qui-gon's there as well. He just can't visually project himself.
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>>81491748
Marry Barriss, fuck Aayla, train with Shaak-Ti
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>>81491892
>Yoda lectures Luke on the importance of not allowing emotional connections to cloud your judgement
>Obi-wan and Anakin get increasingly shifty in the background
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>>81492011
Luke could super easily fire back that emotional connections allowed him to resist the Dark Side and was what caused Anakin to return to the light.
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>>81491916
Ok, post more.
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>>81491733
The Crystal Crisis was one my favorite arcs just for the banters. So yeah, I want this.
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>>81492011
>Qui-Gonn - Did Obi-Wan ever tell you what I caught him doing with that Mandalorian girl? Satine was her name.
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>>81491748
Fuck Ti, have a most likely unhappy marriage with Barriss, train with Secura because she's the only one that knows what the fuck she's doing.
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>>81492243
>Remember, Luke, being a Jedi is the perfect excuse for dodging child support.
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>>81490583
So so bad. Did George Lucas come up with it?
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>>81492461
IIRC, it was written during the "fuck it, let them play" phase of the EU.
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>>81492057
The Jedi weren't against emotional connection. They were against being a slave to it and allowing it to pervert your perception.
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Carrie pls.
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>>81492566
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>>81487716
I've never seen one example of food in star wars that looked appealing.
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>>81492566
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>>81492488
As a person that never really got into the whole EU, what was some of the weirdest things people came up with in that era?

I hear so much about it, but not in a good way.
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>>81492639
Spice is a helluva drug.
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>>81492596
>>81492639
Surprisingly, this is one of her more legible tweets.
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>>81492136
Oh okay
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>>81492648
The Glove of Darth Vader springs to mind.
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>>81492596
How can Hera be real if Kanan's eyes aren't real?
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>>81492648
There was one time raging extremely luddite bdsm sado-maso aliens from another galaxy using biotechnology invaded the galaxy
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>>81492566
Carrie and her technological illiteracy and abuse of emojis is adorable
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>>81492713
What is happening here?
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>>81492879
What does it look like.
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>>81492879
Looks like Leia fucking the patriarchy.
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>>81492879
Leia became Cyclops.
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>>81492879
Robot Leia doppelganger is firing laser beams during a fake marriage at a three eyed mutant named trioculous, who claims to be Sheev's son and attempted to usurp the Empire.

No. This does not make anymore sense in context.
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>>81492879
A Woman whose hairstyle bears resemblance to Princess Leia's fires a laser beam from out of her eyes. The woman carries 4 flowers arranged together with a red bow. The flowers are noticeably thorny. Imperial officers in green garb look on in shock from the side, whilst another who appears to be on some sort of hover chair looks equally shocked whilst holding a book. The hover chair imperial officer lacks a hat and is balding, and has hands that appear to be metallic. The lasered man appears to be heavily disfigured, and has a 3rd eye on his forehead. He looks angry at the fact that he has been lasered. Stormtroopers stand at attention in the background, apparently unfazed. All this is occuring on what appears to be an imperial vessel.
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>>81492698
Ok, now stop because the lewdness is getting deleted, sadly.
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>>81492969
He also has the weird skin because he's allergic to Darth Vader's glove.
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>>81492969
>Robot Leia doppelganger is firing laser beams during a fake marriage at a three eyed mutant named trioculous, who claims to be Sheev's son and attempted to usurp the Empire.
Why tho?
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>>81492982
Gotcha bud. I'm done.
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Will Rex survive season 3?
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>>81492921
A man with a horrible skin condition is being shot by a female Cyclops.
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>>81490115
>liking echo is suffering
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>>81492713
fuck you guys I loved these books as a kid
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>>81493003
That way lies madness.
Don't stare into the abyss, anon.

Also, the main bulk of the plot lies around the aforementioned glove of Darth Vader, which Trioculous believes is an artifact that can grant power, and a so called jedi prince, a boy raised in NOTatlantis who turns out to be Sheev's grandson and son of a man named triclops who arranged Trioculous' assassination.
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Just finished my third viewing of The Force Awakens.

It's not nearly as bad as you people say it is. I thought it was breddy gud.
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>>81493076
If Filoni gets the LSG to okay the idea of Rex being the old guy on the Endor strike team, yes.
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>>81492879
The more important question is was his skin always that bad or is he boiling under laser vision?
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>>81487716
>get free insta muffin at the store
>just add water and nuke for 30 or so seconds
>eat half
>throw the rest out
>shitting for the rest of the day

That thing had an insane amount of protein, tasted fucking horrible, and gave me the runs like a mofo
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>>81493106
>the main bulk of the plot lies around the aforementioned glove of Darth Vader, which Trioculous believes is an artifact that can grant power, and a so called jedi prince, a boy raised in NOTatlantis who turns out to be Sheev's grandson and son of a man named triclops who arranged Trioculous' assassination
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>>81493145
>>81493002
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>>81492648
There was a YA book series revolving around Obi-Wan and later Anakin when they were padawans, which wasn't half bad honestly.

Interestingly, it turns out obi-wan was a ladies man no matter what canon he's in.
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>>81493128
These threads are filled with retarded shitters who prefer the prequels, their opinions are invalid trash. TFA is definitely on par with the OT.
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>>81493128
>>81493242
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>>81493242
I agree entirely
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>>81493242
>TFA is definitely on par with the OT.

I don't know about that, but it is better than all of the prequels without a doubt.
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>>81492982
Looks like it's just the dubs stuff but yeah I wouldn't push it.

>>81493002
I would pay good money for this to happen to Kylo Ren.
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>>81493178
Anon, did I ever tell you about the triclops?

Triclops was a Human mutant slave who was the son of Emperor Palpatine.[4] It is possible that this relation may not have been in a strict biological sense, and that Triclops was the implementation of Darth Plagueis's experiments in the influence of midi-chlorians, with the goal of creating a zygote solely through the use of the Force in a fertile humanoid female.

Triclops was a white-haired mutant with three eyes, one being on the back of his head, and sported scars on his temples from electroshocks administered by the Galactic Empire. He was trained to be an Emperor's Eye but Palpatine considered him one of his greatest failures, and had him imprisoned. He languished for years in an Imperial prison on Kessel, fathering a son, Ken, with a former Jedi named Kendalina.

He eventually escaped from the clutches of the Empire and, betraying his father, joined the Rebel Alliance with his son Ken before disappearing from the galaxy entirely.

And he was a good friend.
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>>81492879
I'm so glad you asked that.
I love it when we talk about the crazy shit in the old EU. Always a good nostalgic laugh.
>got a warning on /wsg for posting "awaken my masters".
>cited the no gore rule
What the fuck? I'm laughin', but that's madness.
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>>81493367
Things like this won't be missed.
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>>81493242
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>>81493417
Agreed.
The silly stuff is just fun to talk about, because it's so balls to the walls insane that nobody could ever take it seriously to begin with.

It's the stuff that took itself seriously that's less entertaining.
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>>81493128
I'll never understand these comments. How could we hate TFA here when people were so anxious to get the early leak, shared the breddy gr8 stream, and, yes, even had people defend the "MaRey Sue".

I'd swear this is just a /tv/ bait thing but when I was checking there to see how they reacted to Ahsoka's ambiguous ending they were telling people who claimed Rey was a mary sue to fuck off.

The harshest generalized opinion I think you could get is that TFA is flawed but passable. Which, oddly enough, is how the Prequels are viewed too. They just happen to be flawed in different ways.
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>>81493449
I prefer this one because it's actually kind of cute but doesn't get posted enough. I wish it was because it wasn't necessary.
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>>81493460
>prequels
>viewed as passable

The prequels are despised by the entire Internet.
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>>81493500
That BB8 could look a lot better, man.
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>>81493460
>flawed but passable. Which, oddly enough, is how the Prequels are viewed too
Really? Most people are finally done felating that decade-old meme? There really is a god...
...you don't just mean us though, right?
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>>81493546
Is any "this is bait" image supposed to be good? Seems like the awkwardness of a lot of them is part of the charm.
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>>81493460
>flawed but passable
>how the Prequels are viewed
I think you need to watch something
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>>81493624
I'm rather attached to this one.
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>>81493128
I don't hate it. It's competently put together. I like it more than the prequels, at least. I don't think it's very good though. It's very meh to me.
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>>81493579
Pretty sure it's generalized to here since that was, I think, the original poster was referring to.

If it helps, broaden "Prequels" to "Prequel Era" to refer as much to the setting as the movies. That improves the outlook.

Honestly I'm not sure the prequel hate was ever as big as certain media suggested. Too many people grew up with them as their Star Wars.
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>>81493664
I'm so sick of people jerking off over the Plinkett reviews as the end-all-be-all of the prequels. One online community I go to will not stop echoing his statements and saying that people should watch his videos instead of the prequels themselves. It's fucking tiring.
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>>81493242
Better than the prequels, sure. On par with the OT it is not, though. Even RotJ is better on the whole for me, though I'll concede TFA is more consistent.
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>>81493718
>Honestly I'm not sure the prequel hate was ever as big as certain media suggested. Too many people grew up with them as their Star Wars.

That's because it's been a decade since the prequels ended and now a lot of people who were kids when the prequels were new are adults now who look back on them fondly. When they were new, longtime fans of the original trilogy despised them. There are entire feature length documentaries about how disgusted OT fans were by the prequels when they came out.
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>>81493664
I like the Plinkett Reviews. They point out the flaws of the prequels and they're right.

The only thing I don't like is their interpretation of characters. It seems to be all based on speculation and popular theories that many people had and wanted to believe when they were watching the movies or discussing them.
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SWEP7POTJ Audio storyboard edit#1, will be more soon. This is early in the film, immediate scene after Luke/Rey exchange intro. Pic unrelated.

>"You fight well. I commend you for coming this far."
>"But this is where your master's training ends.
>"You mean the ways of the darkside?".
>"The POWER of the Darkside. Join me.".
>"Ventress(?), you have the power to choose your own path."
>"He's too strong!"
>"He's a-[sith?!" lost the end of the storyboard edit

Link http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jNNpgVEnQm
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It's not just that, by far. I'm a child of the 80s, didn't like the Prequels at first but my opinion of them has softened. It was never full on fall to the Dark Side hate, and even then I agreed with the sentiments of several reviewers that no matter what the movies had been they would never have lived up to the hype. TFA is dealing with that too.

Thing is it's hard to hold onto hate for so long. Helps that TCWs helped restore my faith in the setting. But I may have been an easy sale because even when I was disappointed in the way the Prequels presented the story I still appreciated the atmosphere.

I'm distrustful of such documentaries. Finding people who are willing to act out their disgust and play it up to the camera are easy to find. After all, we've seen the "Alliance to Restore the EU" jokers.
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>>81493968
Whoops, misfire. Meant for >>81493803
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First for Maul spends a good portion of season 3 hunting down Ezra and the Holocron
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>>81493968
The shittiness of TPM even got mentioned in stuff like The Simpsons. Sure, sentiment gets exaggerated and their quality was subject to hyperbole, but the prequels have always been widely reviled or at least dismissed. Hate was pretty big.
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>>81494036
We can only hope. The Sith are desperately in need of canon backstory now that Kotor is not canon.
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>>81494036
Is the holocron of any remaining use to him? Only reason I can think of is as a key to open one of Sidious' secret vaults or Sith bunkers or whatever.
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The fact that Ezra managed to open the holocron tells me he hasn't just tasted the dark side. Maul said that to open it you have to be a Sith or think like one.

Ezra is thinking like a Sith. He WILL fall, and sooner rather than later. They might save it for the season 3 finale, but I would not be remotely surprised if he fell as early as the season 3 midpoint.

I'm almost positive Kanan's going to die redeeming Ezra.
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>>81493544
This what I get for being optimistic.
Fuck it I'll do something with this feeling. Worked for my Darth filoni posts, maybe it'll work for this.
>Hello darkness, my old friend
>I've come to talk with you again
>Because a belief softly creeping
>Left its seeds while I was sleeping
>And the feeling that was planted in my brain
>Still remains
>Within the sound of silence

>In restless dreams I browsed alone
>Narrow pages of sfw-blue
>'Neath the halo of a PC screen
>I turned my eyes to the old Star Wars thread
>When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a YouTube link
>That split the night
>And touched the sound of silence

>And in the naked link I saw
>7 million people, maybe more
>People posting without thinking
>People reading without seeing
>People writing songs that voices never share
>And no one dared
>Disturb the sound of silence

>"Fools", said I, "You do not know
>Memes like a cancer grows
>Read my words that I might teach you
>Take my arms that I might reach you"
>But my words, like silent raindrops fell
>And echoed
>In the wells of silence

>And the people bowed and prayed
>To the YouTube god they made
>And the channel flashed out its warning
>In the videos it was uploading
>And the channel said, "The opinions of the prophets are written on the forum walls
>And Reddit blogs"
>And whispered in the sounds of silence
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>>81494208
>I'm almost positive Kanan's going to die redeeming Ezra.
And then Ezra walks away from being a Jedi and becomes a wandering drifter, alone in the universe.
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>>81494161
I hate to say it but the hatred for the Prequels seems to have been more memetic in nature. Emotion as a meme. People hated it because it was popular to hate. You hated it because you were expected to, because that's what everyone else was supposed to feel for it.

This is a potentially very real phenomenon. Consider the "nuke the fridge" moment in Indiana jones. Was it any more outrageous in the Indy movies than leaping out of a plane in a raft, surfacing down a mountain, off a cliff, landing in rapids, down a waterfall, etc etc. Or riding a mine cart roller coaster over lava while people shoot at them and fighting over Short Round?

Indy movies thrive on outlandish circumstances.
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>>81494036
You just know that Ezra will taste the darkness after maul kills/maims another one of his friends, clash with maul to get separated, meet a kindly old man who seems to know the pain he's going through and sets him on the path to redemption, then mysteriously never hear from Maul again.
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>>81494403
I think you're in the wrong place.
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>>81493168
Huh, i have had those micowave cakes and they were good, and no shitting problems
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>>81494367
Good on you for using meme in its original definition and not the Internet bastardization of it.
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>>81494403
>Yordle? Yaddle? Yordle? Is that what he's asking?
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>>81487671
I thought it was pretty good. Liking this series more all the time. I'm thinking he spared her.
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>>81494461
Allow me to help him

>>81494403
What would you do with a Yaddle?
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Adventures in Wild Space #0 has been scanned, 1 & 2 are coming soon.


>Star Wars - Adventures in Wild Space (#0): The Escape
https://mega.nz/#!AVdwXaIB!CeeQimcIsmyGPNsU1hjbfiBbKNLEEUK7t-LLN8Zplak

>>81494181
They do have a canon backstory. An unknown rogue Jedi formed the Sith and eventually ammassed a large following. This led to the Hundred-Year Darkness where the Jedi and the newly formed Sith Order fought one another for power.
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>>81494188

If the Holocron were no longer useful, they would have found a better way to reveal that Ezra's in danger of falling. There are other Sith ruins out there that could potentially be useful weapons against the Empire, and Maul's ultimate goal is still the Empire.

But desu, I like the idea of Maul being fixated on Ezra more than I do him being after the Holocron and a potential apprentice being a bonus. They mentioned in the newest Rebels Recon that as Maul is basically the last of his clan (both his mother and brother are gone) he's gotten an obsession with leaving a legacy.
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>>81490719

Who has the variation of this where it just says "I NEED that ass?"
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>>81494367
Maybe, but the fact so many people have discussed at length why they consider the prequels to be shit suggests clearly that it's more than a meme. Bandwagoners exist, sure. But sometimes, anon, people dislike things because they actually think something is shit.
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>>81494564
I seriously can't figure out if this webm is from one of the prequels or The Clone Wars. That either speaks really highly of The Clone Wars CGI or really poorly of the prequels CGI.
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>>81494621
It's from ROTS
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>>81494621
Prequels, lad.
the wookie gives it away.
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>>81494564
>Adventures in Wild Space #0 has been scanned
Well shit. I'm partly pissed someone beat me too it, but relieved that I don't have to write that shit up anymore.

Guess I'll get back to those guides.
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Is RotS guilty by association? It's pretty good IMHO
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>>81494590
>Maul being fixated on Ezra

That could honestly make him terrifying if they played it right. He'd be like a sort of boogieman. Only more destructive.
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>>81494621

It's Revenge of the Sith.

The wookiee and Yoda give it away, but there's also just the fact that this scene never happened in TCW.
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>>81494657
It's the best of the three but still bad. McDiarmid's hilarious, though.
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>>81494621
It's actually a leaked clip from Rebels Season 3

you can clearly see that big creature is Zeb and the green alien is Hera
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>>81490467
Will it still go "FWOKKA FWOKKA FWOKKA FWOKKA FWOKKA FWOKKA"?
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>>81494621
How exactly does it look bad? I think it looks fine.

>>81494656
Yeah, bet it's a relief to not have to type it all up.
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>>81494608
Why not both? Take TFA and what we've seen it deal with: mockery of "Tell that to Kanjiklub", the Rathtars in general, Mary Sue Rey, Ogga Booga Finn, all the copying from ANH, no hugs for Chewie

in essence take all of the crap it's already dealing with and feed that with the kind of hate talked about >>81494367 . Popular hatred plus easily repeatable critiques. It becomes a feedback loop of sorts, a self perpetuating cycle of hatred.

And you know what the worst part is? Imagine if (however unrealistically) that Lucas did everything JJ did and made the exact same movie. It would have very probably been shredded in the media.
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>>81494188
Sith holocrons do actually contain knowledge in them, they are just stupidly hard to open is all. Usually you have to have some dark side leanings and be very good at puzzles.
You have to remember that the Sith tend to be a very jealous bunch, they don't really believe in the whole idea of free information. So they would usually have one they'd use as a personal diary to hide all of their secrets.
One Sith holocron can contain so much data from a single Sith lord that sometimes they even have their own personalities that mirror their old owners.
Oh and yeah, they tend to have so much dark side energy on them that just being near one for long periods of time can corrupt people. Basically like evil ju-ju radiation poisoning.
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>>81494608
I dunno. Most people complain about bastardization of characters/dislike of characters and cringey scenes desu. I guess most of it is subjective.

Also, another big argument was the ruining of the force and lightsaber fighting and the stupid Chosen One prophecy. I used to be a big supporter of these criticisms against the prequels. However some anons a while back linked me to some scenes in ANH/ESB that I had admittedly forgot that justify these actions that george took such as when Ben talks about the force with luke in the Falcon and Moffit implies the following of the Force was a religion.

I'm not refuting that they justified to be hated on, but I'm just saying the prequels aren't as outlandish/outrageous as people should think
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>>81494818
They do but what knowledge might it have that Maul craved? His interest seemed purely in unlocking the weapon.

However sure it could include all kinds of data. Kanan's contains information on temple locations. Something like that might allow Maul to find another temple, even a weapon, that Sidious might not know about yet, and then use the holocron to unlock it. That's possible, at least.
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>>81491004
It makes more sense that she doesn't identify as one of the "card carrying jedi of yore". Pretty much everything she learned about the Force and saber fighting early on was from someone who himself wasn't a jedi and cared nothing for their methods. Then after he destroyed the order there was no one left to tell her not to go around supplementing her own style with a bunch of forbidden force/saber techniques and beliefs.
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>>81494893
The Chosen One thing really is awful and pointless though. It was just a tacked on, superfluous attempt at making Vader more tragic when he was tragic enough already.
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>>81494893
>Moffit
Hehe. Motti, right? Guy who spent the rest of the movie with a sore throat.
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>>81495014
I didn't mind it. When you stop considering it as a matter of how Anakin personally failed and was more tragic and consider the wider implications that the Force was trying to use Anakin to prevent the kind of shit that happened in ROTJ and the Dark Times and the OT and everything after, it takes on another dynamic. It also adds to Sidious' villainous triumph. He didn't just defeat the Jedi and subjugate the galaxy, he FUCKED OVER the will of the Force. The ultimate act of Sith Mastery of allowing no will greater than your own, even the Force itself.

Of course given what we've seen of Sheev wankery over the years, maybe people have a point if they say this was too much.

At any rate the Prophecy of Balance does fit in well enough with the mythology. The need for ghosts, the need to train a New Hope, etc. You may find it unnecessary but as long as it doesn't diminish anything it's not a necessarily on the face of things a bad addition. It's easy enough to dismiss as Qui-Gon's quackery if you so choose.
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>>81494946
>Pretty much everything she learned about the Force and saber fighting early on was from someone who himself wasn't a jedi and cared nothing for their methods.
Let's not exaggerate. Anakin played loose with the rules, but for most of the time he was with Ahsoka he still adhered fairly close to the Jedi way. Even when he had moments where he did very un-Jedi-like things, he usually didn't share this with other people.
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>>81494922
I doubt Maul even knew what would be on the holocron other then the fact that it was the key to the temple and had some info on it. Considering the all the dead jedi outside it's safe to assume the temple was from when the Sith Empire was still in charge and there were armies of Sith. It had to be after Nihilus ate that planet (has the same name as the one he ate) so that temple and that holocron has to be from the Republic Sith wars so around 3600 years old. The rule of two stuff was around back then to describe Sith lord and Sith apprentice relationships and not just that their were only two Sith. There are way too many dead jedi out their to have only been two Sith holding them back before the weapon fired. There had to have been an army of Sith out their fighting them.
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>>81495014
Yeah, it's pretty stupid. But what can you expect from a religious cult of force users? I don't like it, but I think it can't be unreasonable in the minds of the characters of the Jedi. I don't think it was too pointless, as Vader just fulfilled the prophecy; he didn't really think about fulfilling the prophecy when he converted back to the Force/Jedi side.

>Your sad devotion to that ancient religion...
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>>81495016

Good old Motti.

He was a pretty big deal in the card game until very recently. Imperial Navy finally got enough other resource cards that they don't always need him. He's still good, though.
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Revenge of the Sith > Empire Strikes Back > Phantom Menace > Return of the Jedi > A New Hope > Attack of the Clones

I'm serious, I just didn't really liked the OT that much. RotJ had a great ending, but the rest of the movie was a borefest, same with AnH. AoTC was only good for the setting and showing how much of a boss Yoda is/was
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>>81495016
my bad, motti. not moffit. Thinking of muffins at the time desu senpai.
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anyone who disagrees is wrong
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>>81495372
low quality bait
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>>81495372
Return of the Jedi>Star Wars>Empire Strikes Back>VII=ROTS>Phantom Menace>Attack of the Clones
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>>81489314
>>81491950
Anons after my own heart.

Chuchi forever.
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>>81495325
>it's all meilooron cake recipes
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>>81489370
>>81495396
any shoops of her holding a condom?
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>>81495396
No
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The deleted scenes were the most underwhelming thing in history
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>>81495441
Anon, are you feeling okay?
>>81489370
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>>81495441
>>81489370
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>>81495430
>>81495450
Finn and Kylo have the most potential desu. I think JJ may have gone too far in a few places with Rey.
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>>81495472
That's probably why they were deleted.
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>>81495472
Screw deleted scenes, I want to see a gag reel.

Home releases should be required by law to have deleted scenes and a gag reel.
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>>81495487
I swear to god I thought she was holding I klondike bar
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>>81495325
He's definitely obsessed by his revenge against Sidious which limited his interests significantly. Even Ezra as an apprentice was a means to his end and something ultimately to strengthen his position.

I think there are many things they could do with him, even things that have nothing to do with the holocron. Imagine for instance he starts fucking around on Mandalore again, trying to round up old allies now that the whole Temple of Doom idea fell through. You could get an episode where Sabine and her potential death watch parents are involved with Maul.
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>>81495521
I see it
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>>81489816
Did anyone else actually like Ezra's first lightsaber?
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>>81495439
Love it. Type it up, send it to Filoni, make it happen.
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>>81495530
Darth Vader wasn't an interesting character until ROTJ.
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>>81495372
Aw yeah, I forgot about The Force Awakens. Pretty bad, but not as bad as the clone wars.

III > V > I > VI > IV > VII > II

>>81495398
>>81495530
okay.
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>The Techno Union Army WEEWWOOOOBEEPBOOPWEEEWOOOO is at your disposal, Count.

What did he mean by this?
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>>81495472

I really liked the Jakku message and the Snowspeeder Chase. Those scenes should have been in the movie.

The rathtar scene should have been removed in favor of the Finalizer creeping up on Han's barge. Hux hails them, Han tries to talk his way out of it, fails to show he's washed up. The Finalizer starts firing to cripple the ship, they escape in the Falcon.

This removes the awful rathtar scene and gives you room to put back those two good scenes.
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>>81495634
If I pull off his mask, will he die?
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>>81495634
That the Techno Union Army has a fantastic sound system
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>>81495372
agreed
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>>81495439
>This holocron contains the most valued Sith alchemy recipes of the Sith Emperor himself: His cook book.

Actually what did the Sith Emperor eat? Did he eat? He kind of had the whole subsiding on evil to kill all life thing.
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>>81495634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM
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>>81495664
It would be extremely painful
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>>81495664
it would be BEEWOOPBOOPEBOOP EXTREMELY painful
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>>81495685
Baby Twi'lek lekku
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>>81495634
He was attempting to sing the song of his people
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>>81495721
PLAGUEISSS. SOMEONE TELL KYLO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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>>81495495

Finn had so much incredible potential and all of it was squandered.

He was taken as a little boy and trained as a stormtrooper. He is breaking an entire lifetime of military conditioning here. He should have the bearing and mannerisms of a soldier, not act like some smartass punk kid on the run from the law. Hell, even if he acted like the character he played in Attack the Block, it would fit better.

Finn should be a serious role. His encounter with Phasma in Starkiller Base should have weight to it. There should be fear there, because she's been this untouchable authority figure all his life. Instead, Finn just turns into the dumb panicky comedy sidekick very early on in the movie, even before the crash. It's a waste of a wonderful actor and a great character concept.
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>>81495726
>>81495767
You're a big guy
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>>81495578
i did. thought it was neat
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>>81495811
At least Boyega does a good job regardless
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>>81493242
But you're wrong, friend.
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>>81495551

>Imagine for instance he starts fucking around on Mandalore again, trying to round up old allies now that the whole Temple of Doom idea fell through. You could get an episode where Sabine and her potential death watch parents are involved with Maul.

I find this one an extreme likelyhood. Though I'm fairly certain Sabine's parents (her mother more specifically) were part of Bo-katan's faction and not Maul's. And no, I'm not convinced that Rook Kast is Sabine's mother. There's some obvious, likely intentional, similarities but I don't think it's her mom.

But yeah, I suspect season 3 will push more Aladdin stuff with Maul and Ezra.
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>>81495811
>He should have the bearing and mannerisms of a soldier, not act like some smartass punk kid
How do you think most Soldiers act?
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>watching TFA special features
>segment about the art department

this fucken guy
in the background of half these shots
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>>81495811
this desu.

Star Wars should never had comic relief characters. There should only be comic relief moments. I guess the Ewoks are ridiculed but there came a moment when you sort of respected them.

If it weren't for his hero-stance/comeback, I wouldn't have liked Finn. Hell, his comeback is weak now that I think about it, but yeah.

They were trying to put all of the comedic moments on Finn that it's hard not to think of him as a comedic relief character.

It sounds like it's going to be even worse since they're going to pair him off with the ugly chink whose only known roles are in shitty collegehumor videos.

Does Rian have any influence in changing the script of JJ's?
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>>81489338
>A Finn
>A Rey
>A motherfucking genius
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>>81495875
there should be a "muh feels" reaction face desu. would personally put for III, VI, and even VII
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>>81495726
>>81495767
You're a big guy
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>>81495881

I mean he should be disciplined.

He's not some volunteer enlisted man. He was brainwashed from a young age. He's been fed propaganda all his life. He doesn't even have a name.

I can't be alone in thinking Finn should have had a personality more like Grey Worm from Game of Thrones.
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>>81495913
FILONIIII. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE KILLING OF WAIFUS.
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>>81495913
>Filoni without his hat
My god, he looks so evil
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Remember that time Hondo Patriarchy'd the fuck out of Ashoka
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>>81496006
Looks?
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>>81495913

>Filoni without his hat

He looks like if Rick Grimes ate Shane Walsh.

He desperately needs the hat. It's very slimming.
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>>81495974
Maybe the only thing tying Finn to the First Order was his friend that died in the battle? I know the advertising show him as LOYAL, but maybe he was just loyal to that one guy that smothered blood on his helmet, and thus resulted in him leaving the Order?

I know it's pure speculation, but I haven't read the book yet.
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>>81495995
>>81496006
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>>81495933
>Does Rian have any influence in changing the script of JJ's?

He aught to. Especially with all the negative backlash TFU got. And JJ and Kasdan did it with George's material. So I see absolutely no harm in their revising JJ's.
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>>81495913
So this is the true face of Darth Filoni.
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>>81496087
>all these prequel screenshots
Abrams couldn't be in that room for long, it triggered him horribly

He was literally shaking
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>>81496087
He looks like he's ready to kill someone.
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>>81496087
>>81495913
did they force him to take off the hat? Is that why he looks so angry?
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>>81496087

>Darth Talon in the background

On the one hand, I hated Legacy.

On the other hand, if there's anyone who could re-incorporate Legacy elements and do a good job of it, it's Filoni.

I don't know what to think.
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>>81496162
From what I've seen in other BTS stuff, he tends not to wear the hat while he's actually working
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>>81495913
HAT CAME OFF
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>>81496242
>>81496222
Filoni says that he wears the hat in interviews, because it means that during conventions, he can take it off and become invisible in the crowds.

Fucking genius.
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>>81496162
>>81496222
Huh, I just kind of assumed it was the source of his power.
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>>81496268
That's some Sheev-level trickery right there
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>>81496268
God damn you Filoni
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>>81496222
>In His presence with the hat off
>She dead

Fear the Lord of the Sith!

nice trips btw
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>>81496222
>That smug grin
I bet he's telling Sarah exactly how her character died, in extreme detail. I bet he was behind all the voice actor's backs, telling them how they would die.

The Absolute Madman.
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>>81496268
>>81496297
>Imagine Filoni overhearing people being wrong about shit he writes
>Imagine Filoni's struggle to hide his powerlevel

He's the real life Clark Kent.
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>>81496268
I feel like Filoni has new staff members go through "fan-survival" training prior to going on their first conventions.

>>81495933
I'll admit that Finn had some of the more comic-relief bits, but strangely enough I emphasized with him because he was eternally out of his element.

However, I think you hit the nail right on the head: Finn was not just a comic-relief character, he had a character-arc and was not simply there to joke and laugh.

Compare to Jar Jar, who even when he was effective in-story was always bumbling around like he was in a Three Stooges skit.

Characters can be snarky, they can fumble and have funny moments (i.e. Han Solo in Empire), but they shouldn't just be regulated to "the joke character" or "stock comic relief".
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STREAM OF EXTRAS WHEN
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I'm starting to really get curious what Filoni did on and during TFA production
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>>81496268
>>81496387
>This is how he determines which waifus to kill
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>>81496344
>Only the dead can see Filoni without his hat.

Wait a minute...
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>>81496468
God help us all.
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>>81496434
Maybe they can make it up by making Finn only act silly with Rey. To add onto this, maybe he is only loyal to Rey.

He could act more in his element when he is with others. Or something like that.
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TFA is the most watchable film because it's like a greatest hits compilation of the original trilogy. But the prequels were good if only for going in new directions. If VIII winds up another remake it'll be garbage. Best hope is for it to balance action and character instead of just being another popcorn flick.

Also, Lords of the Sith was garbage. Lost Stars was fantastic. Aftermath is alright if you get over the disappointment of it not being a ROTJ sequel like Thrawn.
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>>81496461
Concept art
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>>81496472
Don't worry man, so long as we are behind the scree he can't kill us. We're sa
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>>81495933
>Star Wars should never had comic relief characters
Who are C-3PO and R2-D2
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>>81496222
looks like a chubby Rick Grimms
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>>81488165
Is Lost Stars the only book to acknowledge that sex happens in the Star Wars universe?

I mean, I know that there are hookers and space blow in the SW Universe, but I have never read, "They had sex." Until I read Lost Stars.

Ironic seeing as how it's a Young Adult novel too.
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>>81496523
>Lords of the Sith was garbage
Ok, that's like you're opinion and I respect that

>Lost Stars was fantastic
Good, I enjoyed that story as well.

>Aftermath is alright
...No.
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>>81492713
You forget the best thing that comes for this comic.
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mofference
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Moff
>"I bid you all Dark Greetings!"
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>>81496523
desu, I really don't mind the trope of having the heroes lose. Or a big twist.

I just hope that Rey shows some form of weakness and that it's hinted at subtly. She needs some room to grow if I'm gonna like her for others reasons than being a CUTE.
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>>81496627
Yes but it's OK because Ciena and Thane have a pure (albeit tragic) love.
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>>81496461
He probably convinced them to put one of maul's parts on Rey's staff.
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>>81496627
Was there something that happened the bartender's daughter and Kananin A New Dawn?
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>>81496616
>Don't you get it? WE... Are the Star Wars: Rebels.
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>>81496688
They'll be fiiiine...
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>>81496511
In TFA Finn was running from the First Order, who terrified him, and was being thrown from wild situation to the next.

I think he hit the right balance between funny-guy and MC, so I don't think they need to play up any other aspects of his character. I believe that he can still keep his cool under fire.

It's a guilty pleasure that I hope he's the one who finally pulls Luke's head out of his ass, because you KNOW that Luke's going to have a bullshit reason for not helping out the Resistance.

>>81496542
>Spookening intensifies
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>>81496603
Hmm. Didn't think of those two. I don't know what to think now. I guess I'm ok with droids being comic relief. But I guess I'm not completely against comic relief since I love those two and bb-8.
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>>81496710
...I can easily see this being true.
In fact, I'd be more surprised if that design choice wasn't influenced by him
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>>81496461
He was there looking for things to put in Rebels to create poetry
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>>81496710
Could it be that her staff is actually a lightsaber with force trigger or maybe crystal removed?
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>>81496811
Im kind of excited to see Resistance ships. They could do a whole lot with them. It seemed like they had no idea what they could look like besides general shapes in TFA.

Actually was hoping to see new Resistance Stuff more than First Order Stuff in TFA. The helmeted soldiers looked pretty cool.
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>>81496904
nah. most of it probably came from the star destroyer. Though it's interesting that she's still carrying it around at the end.
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>>81496929
I think we're on the verge of another galactic war, so I feel that we'll see much grander battles in 8
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>>81496998
I hope that they're going to do a grand battle between First Order and either Resistance or New Republic ships.

So long as the battle isn't a hard curb-stomp for the good guys (because the first order isn't going down until the third movie), it'll be good.
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>>81497104
Hopefully that's the climax. I'm kind of tired of lightsaber duels being the climax of every movie. However, it may or may not put Rey on the sideline. Hopefully, Rey doesn't save everything again.
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Starting a Edge of the Empire Campaign in a few weeks with some friends.

How's my opening crawl?

>Star Wars: Escape From Coruscant

>It is a time of civil unrest in the Galaxy! The DEATH STAR, the Empire’s world annihilating Superweapon, has been destroyed by a small band of Rebels. The Empire now must regain its grip on the Galaxy after such a humiliating defeat. Imperial Star Destroyers blockade the Inner planets, blocking trade and travel for anyone besides those with Imperial permission. Food and supplies are being rationed, and citizens are having to resort to crime to survive in this unrelenting time.

>On Coruscant, an attempt on the Emperor's life has been made at the Imperial Palace! Black smoke rises into the traffic above as the entire planet is put on lockdown. The Empire has declared martial law, and stormtroopers litter the streets, looking for the unseen Rebels. The Emperor’s right hand, DARTH VADER, leads a covert strike team on the planet’s shadier districts, hoping to squash the Rebel Alliance.

>Down on Level 1313, a band of miscreants and rogues have some drinks in one of the few remaining open pubs. They all have been driven to the fringe in search of work and food. Little do they know that a Imperial Squad of Elite Stormtroopers await to ambush them, and enforce the Empire’s law...
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I like to think that within the Star Wars universe there is a whole propaganda department devoted to making pro-Imperial holo-series.

For instance a Neimoidian backed cartoon titled Inquisitor Sithuden that's all about young people learning training how to become Inquisitors and they all wear goofy bandanas and shout, "BE-SHEEVE IT!" at ever possible opportunity.

Or the Saturday morning cartoon called Imp Commandos: Real Imperial Heros, about the brave members of the elite Imperials who fight the insidious forces of the Rebellion and doing shit like stopping the vile Yoda from setting off his Jedi Weather Dominator and destroying the Imperial Senate. Every episode ends with, "And shooting a Jedi in the face is only half the battle! The other half is shooting rebel scum in the face!"
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>>81497210
Dammit, anon, you mistook us for /tg/ again! But yeah, not bad.
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>>81497210
Remove the lockdown sentence, and it seems workable.

I'm getting a strong 'TIE Fighter' vibe off of this
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>>81497251
Sheev has Tarkin and Vader do PSA's.
>"Hello children of the Empire."
>"It's your friend Grand Muffet and Darth Ton's-O'-Fun Vader."
>"We're here to talk today about treason, dear children."
>"Specifically: Treason and your parents."
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>>81497283
This is more just prose than game related stuff. I just wanna get a initial feel if people would be interested in this set up.
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>>81497329
Makes sense. I mean it's got Imperials, the Coruscant underworld, scum and villainy. What's not to love? As for the setup it's rather like the recent annual that had Leia attempting to pool her resources on Coruscant that ended in disaster and only managed to kill one of the Emperor's body doubles. This could just as easily be the aftermath to that, so it's completely believable.
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So were obi-wan and Yoda wrong about killing Vader in ROTJ? It seems like they still have their violent tendencies as Generals from The Clone Wars. On the contrary, they seemed pretty happy for Luke, maybe for proving them wrong or Luke just becoming a Jedi.
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>>81497490
Have a link to that story?
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>>81497251

I agree with the concept itself, but not the examples you came up with. I seriously doubt the general imperial citizen has even heard of the Inquisition to warrant an in universe story about them. And a commando show about killing Jedi wouldn't fly. Any recorded knowledge of the Jedi is canonically illegal. Having holovids and datatapes of Jedi is a punishable offense. The Empire essentially aimed to wipe the Jedi from galactic history. And they almost succeeded.
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>>81497491
Not so much violent tendencies but fucking up big time when they failed to kill Anakin.

Yoda: Destroy the Sith, we must.
Obi-Wan: Send me to kill the Emperor. I will not kill Anakin.
Yoda: To fight this Lord Sidious, strong enough, you are not.
Obi-Wan: But Anakin...he is like my brother. I cannot do it.

So they're sending Luke to do the job they couldn't do.

I still can't wrap my mind around why Obi-Wan didn't mercy kill Anakin tho. And don't give me that "Jedi don't mercy kill" bs like the novel.
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>>81488448
Andi won't allow that to happen.
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>>81497512
The comics should all be in the OP.
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>>81497775
>Implying Filoni hasn't calculated exactly when and where to deploy the spiders to keep her in check.

Truly, this is a dark time.
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Can someone post the music that plays in the final scene of the finale? Pretty please?
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>>81497887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyiYl7h2Q70
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>>81497701
>And don't give me that "Jedi don't mercy kill" bs like the novel.

That's some ol' buullshit! I don't see how sparing someone from their misery is against the Jedi code. But as for why he didn't do it, I'd assume because what was done to Vader was (as far as Kenobi knew) was enough. He left Vader for dead. How could he have known that the Emperor (whom I bet Kenobi thought was killed by Yoda) could sense that Vader was fucked up and salvaged him.
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>>81497491
they thought they had misinterpreted the prophecy which says that Anakin is the chosen one, as they couldn't see how the force would choose a man to murder all those jedi and younglings. They felt responsible for not doing something about Anakin's emotional distress before he turned to the dark side and thought he would only go on to be evil and kill people for the rest of his life.

When Luke showed a connection to the force, they though that he must have been the one the prophecy talked about and desperately tried to train him to "bring balance to the force". They thought balance must mean peace, when it reality it meant leveling the playing field.

After Vader killed Sheev and then died, the only remaining force users were Luke and Snoke, who might be Maul or Plagueis. This was the balance the prophecy talked about. An equal amount of Sith and Jedi, along with an even balance of power. The Sith used to have an overwhelming influence on the galaxy thanks to Sheev and Dooku, and the Jedi used to greatly outnumber them and spread their "peacekeeping" all over the place. Now neither side has anything more than the other, and as such they are in balance.

Pottery, I know
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>>81497939
>>81497952
thanks guys
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>>81497939
>>81497952
Why does this hit harder than anything John Williams wrote for VII?
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>>81497701
Obi-wan has two major character traits throughout all of his depictions

1. Pulling mad pussy
2. Failing to act when he should have

>failing to save Qui-gon
>failing to kill Maul on multiple occasions
>failing to get information from Zam Wessel
>failing to apprehend Dooku on Geonosis
>failing to apprehend Ventress on Tatooine and beyond
>failing to keep Satine alive
>failing to get Bo-katan in bed
>failing to sense or do anything about Palpatine
>failing to save Anakin when he could have
>and then failing to kill Anakin when he should have
>failing to save Padme
>failing to do anything between ROTS and ANH
>failing to defeat Vader I know he meant to lose so he could help Luke from the beyond
>failing to convince Luke not to leave for Bespin
>being wrong about Luke not being ready to face Vader
>failing to tell Luke that Darth fucking Vader is his father from a normal person's point of view
>failing to tell Luke about Leia or possibly not believing Leia to have Luke's potential
>failing to secure his own solo movie starring Ewan
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>>81497210
1st paragraph is a bit too long.
Civil unrest doesn't sound dire enough to warrant an exclamation mark.
1st paragraph - remove third sentence " The Empire now must regain..."
>Food and supplies are being rationed, and citizens are having to resort to crime to survive in this unrelenting time.
Shorten it to something like
>Food and supplies are scarce, and people have to resort to crime to survive...
Second paragraph is to discriptive, remove some details.

>It is a time of civil unrest in the Galaxy. The DEATH STAR, the Empire’s world-annihilating superweapon, has been destroyed by a small band of Rebels. Imperial Star Destroyers blockade the Inner planets, blocking trade and travel for anyone without Imperial license. Food and supplies are scarce, and citizens have resort to crime to survive.

>On CORUSCANT an attempt on the Emperor's life has been made at the Imperial Palace! Martial law has been declared and stormtroopers litter the streets, looking for the unseen Rebels. The Emperor’s right hand, DARTH VADER, leads a covert strike team on the planet’s shadier districts, hoping to squash the Rebel Alliance.

>Deep below, on LEVL 1313, a band of rogues and miscreants have gathered to share drinks in one of the few remaining open cantinas. They all have been driven to the fringe in search of work and food. Little do they know that a squad of Elite Stormtroopers await to ambush them, and enforce the Empire’s law...
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>>81498062
I'd say it hits harder than anything Williams wrote
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>>81487716
http://www.starwars.com/news/reys-portion-bread

This, yes.
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>>81497675
While those examples are obvious jests parodying actual cartoons, there is most certainly a point in propaganda that promotes the idea of the Jedi as fictitious, cartoony villains who are beaten each week. Is Cobra real? No. If they were would you be scared if you thought of them as they are in the cartoons? Probably not.

Consider that in each case it would take the legends of the Jedi and make them weak, laughable. It attacks the very notion of them. Recordings of the Jedi is one thing, but the idea of them, the stories persist. So what do you do? You attack the stories, seek to twist them into your own version of events.

As for Inquisitors they too are likely the stuff of legend on Imperial worlds, but you take the stories about them and you present them as silly cartoonish versions, noble and good servants of the Empire to be praised. If anyone starts to tell real stories of them you'd get laughed at for talking about a kid's show. No one would believe you. Meanwhile the kids in the training Ezra went through might be more awed and less fearful if they learned Inquisitors are real. Wouldn't you want to be favored by the heroic beings you grew up watching?

We've actually SEEN this in Rebels. The Imperial Holo-Net News openly talks about and praises Base Delta Zeros. Those are the Imperial codes generally considered as rendering a planet lifeless. But the way they present it when you hear another no-good rebellious world was treated to a Base Delta Zero it's a moment to cheer. The idea, if they even know that it means annihilating a planet, is lost to the alternate language for the act you've presented the public. Soon you can have rallies where if you talk about a pesky world getting uppity the crowd could shout, "GIVE EM THE DELTA ZERO!"
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>>81498158
to be fair, not even Yoda could sense Sheev. All of the Jedi knew that the dark side was clouding their judgement and ability to discern the future, but they thought it was because of the war. They were all too stupid to realise a sith lord was right fucking next to them the whole time
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I just finished SW:R episode 20 & 21. The fight scenes and dialogue were great. best i've seen all season. They must have called in someone new to write this because i don't think the current staff could have done this. Either way Ashoka vs Vader was god-tier
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>>81498374
Yoda: Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.
Maul: Put your weapon away. I mean you no harm.

The pottery!
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>>81497939
>All the related videos are Ahsoka vs Vader reactions
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>>81498001
This. He watched Vader's immolation and figured he would be dead soon enough at that point. He offered Anakin every chance to come back peacefully, Vader rejected him every time. Anakin was dead, and it probably would have been simply too painful for Obi-Wan to put what remained out of its misery.

Also, he was in a hurry to go check on Padmé and get her to safety.
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>>81496755
>Ciena
she's on prision, probably died when that planetary deathstar blowed those new republic planets

>had to solve 20 fucking captchas to post this
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My girlfriend and I have just been posting pictures of Dave Filoni back and forward for the past 30 minuites. I need more dorky pictures of the cast of TCW/SWR
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>>81498374
You can tell it was filoni because a waifu was killed off
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>>81498307

I get the feeling that the majority of Imperial citizens DON'T know what a Base Delta Zero is. They're kept in the dark.

Kallus doesn't seem to know what happened to Geonosis. The Darth Vader comic establishes that it's been sterilized -- pretty much a Base Delta Zero. Now, it could just be that they never publicized the fact that Geonosis got a BDZ, but still.

So when they hear that another planet has been liberated by the Base Delta Zero initiative, like the Holonet News guy said, they don't know what that means.
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>>81498404
The pottery for Maul was out of control, but I legitimately loved it.

Maul's character arc from bruiser to manipulative survivor was my favorite part of the episode.

I think I got hype backlash from the Ahsoka vs Vader fight, part of me just wanted her to either find out next season or not at all. I wanted more of her throughout S2, but I think the ending worked as a touchstone for her entire character arc.

>>81498499
The waifu/husbando massacre continues...
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>>81497675
Look at it this way. Little Joh-Nee watches a show about evil Jedi. Then he hears his parents whispering about the bedraggled stranger they are holding up is actually a Jedi. Why he must be Mind Tricking your parents into making them hide him from Imperial justice! Better run to the nearest comm panel and send a call for help on that frequency you're told to use at the end of every episode if you see an Evil Jedi! You know, the one that actually sends a message to the ISB who will investigate and if the intel proves real and they can't handle the Jedi the case gets passed on to the Inquisition?
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>>81498485
send her this
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>>81498015
>After Vader killed Sheev and then died, the only remaining force users were Luke and Snoke, who might be Maul or Plagueis. This was the balance the prophecy talked about. An equal amount of Sith and Jedi, along with an even balance of power. The Sith used to have an overwhelming influence on the galaxy thanks to Sheev and Dooku, and the Jedi used to greatly outnumber them and spread their "peacekeeping" all over the place. Now neither side has anything more than the other, and as such they are in balance.


Except this whole thing is horseshit. Exterminating the Sith brought balance. Which Anakin/Vader accomplished. Their dark side power trip is over. Now the force is balanced between the living force and the dark side because the Sith are not there to create more than the necessary amount of dark side through galactic wide pain, suffering and death.

>the only remaining force users were Luke and Snoke

Nope. Force sensitives were constantly being born. The destruction of the Jedi Order or the extinction of the Sith does not influence this.
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>>81498547
I wonder why the Empire felt the need to keep that one under wraps. I figured that the rest of the Galaxy would hate the Geonosans or that the Empire would have propaganda'd the fuck out out of the place so that everybody thinks the Clone Wars were their fault.
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>>81498158
Come now Anon, that last one hasn't happened yet. Also, Ventress was never on Tatooine.
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Vizago is my husbando and he will never die!
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>>81498623
>Ventress was never on Tatooine
Whichever planet they were on at the end of TCW movie. I forget which one because I forget that movie.
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>>81498623
Well, she was when she became a bounty hunter, but that had nothing to do with Obi-Wan. I think he's talking about the TCW movie and didn't remember that Anakin and Ahsoka are the ones that go to Tatooine, Obi-Wan's fight with Ventress is on Teth.
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>>81498547
>I get the feeling that the majority of Imperial citizens DON'T know what a Base Delta Zero is. They're kept in the dark.
The point was it doesn't matter if they know or if they don't know. It's spoken openly on the Imperial news service that by law is supposed to be broadcast in bars on at least Lothal.

Whether people know or not you've presented them with a sanitized phrase and presented it as a good thing, something to be praised, something they should wish for all the enemies of the Empire. Do it enough times and people will DEMAND you do it to worlds that stand against the Empire.

It's like if executing prisoners was called Kitten Hugging people wouldn't be opposed to it even if in reality the kittens in this instance was dropping people into a lion cage. It's another way of controlling the way people think.
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>>81498684
It was Tatooine. They were doing business with Jabba
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>Then you will die.
He said that to his best friend, his family. Even though I've seen the OT dozens of times that line makes me feel like Anakin is truly dead and will never come back. It's genuinely heart wrenching.
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>>81498569

Regardless, it's contradictory to what the Empire ACTUALLY did though. Information on the Jedi outside of need-to-know imperial personnel (The Emperor's inner circle, the Inquisition) was forbidden. They didn't just want to kill the Jedi, they wanted to kill their memory. Distorting that memory is still keeping it alive, which was not their agenda.
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How did Filoni manage to make an annoying brat who everyone hated into such a well-developed, compelling, and poignant character - arguably one of the best in the whole franchise?
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>>81498630
Why settle for second best when you can have the legendary outlaw, Hondo Ohnaka!
The pillow talk stories he could tell, so many of them true...
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>>81498888
checked
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>>81498630
>I sense...a disturbance in the Waifu/Husbando Force
>Lord Felonious?
>Bring me my writing staff Pablo, someone must be punished for their foolishness
>Right away, Milord.

>Soon, they will all feel my pain.
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>>81498888
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Nice quads btw
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>>81498755
He gave her the chance to live.

Her, a jedi, a chance to live. In a world where all jedi are to be killed. But she rejected him. Since she rejected him, she had to die. He probably would have let her escape as well since she was a dead end with no kenobi or yoda info. But she decided to keep fighting

Don't tell me you've forgotten, that only a sith deals in absolutes.

This is the face of a man who regrets what he must do, for this is the path he has chosen and he sees no way to escape
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>>81498158

You forgot
>failure to arrest Jango Fett, only to get BTFO by him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMq9Bq34Uq0
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>>81498905
Where are people getting these extras? Is there a mega/torrent?
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>>81499004
l-lewd
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>>81498888
I love Ahsoka so much why did filoni have to take her away ;_;
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>>81498821
Anon, information on the Jedi was galaxy wide. They were believed to be stories, but still they know about them. They were the generals in a very public galactic war.

What happened is people didn't see them in action, not really in action. Footage was made illegal. REAL footage, but the stories remain. That is what Tarkin was worried Kanan might do, reignite the idea of the Jedi as real. A cartoon just isn't going to do that. Stories of the Jedi will persist. You don't want them to do so as real stories, or heroic stories, you can twist them. You can make them something people want to forget. Something that when they hear about it people boo.

You're talking about the making the footage, the evidence of Jedi, illegal. That is true. But the Empire knows it still has problems with the stories, the legends, of the Jedi. THAT we haven't been show how they are combating.
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>>81499156
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>>81498967
Reading this and listening to the finale music is making me misty eyed
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>>81498902

I read that in his voice.
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>>81499156
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>>81499322
Still would desu
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>>81499322
That's just the face when.
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>>81499004
>>81499194
Yes I, too, am attracted to 12 year old boys! Join me, and together we will have all the boys we want!
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>>81499365
And why wouldn't you? Go through a recording of anyone and pause it frame by frame and you'll find them making a goofy face. We have threads on /co/ dedicated to finding funny "transition" faces You can see those same threads (and memes based around them) on anime boards too.
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>>81499196
Honestly, if anything Vader let her live in the end. Just because she's out of the story doesn't mean she's dead.

He likely beat her, they had a 1v1 chat and he did his whole, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc4q4lmGjFM

He took her sabers, and told her to start over again, and to never use the force again. Then left on his ship. She could easily find one of the Inquisitors ships after going through the temple.
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daily reminder
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>>81499482
don't start this shit again nigger
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>>81498967
Shit, I recall reading Dave talking about Vader

>She is a living memory of who he was. Even worse, she knew the good person he was.
>He doesn’t want to be reminded of this and, in a lot of ways, he probably thinks that whole relationship was a failure because she walked away.

:(
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>>81499156
some sports bras aren't very thick and your nipples can be visible like that
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Anyone else looking through their Skyguy and Snips folder and feeling it hit you hard?
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>>81499595
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>>81498158
>failing to do anything between ROTS and ANH

He kept a new hope safe for the galaxy and the Jedi. He didn't need to be doing anything else.
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>>81499595
>>81499612
tumblr-grade can't
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>>81495974

>Grey Worm
>personality
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>>81499679
What's wrong with cute pictures, Anon?
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>>81499196
fucking onion ninjas
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>>81498821
There is a difference between Imperial agents being told to confiscate Jedi material and making it illegal to actually mention the Jedi. That's a HUGE problem and here is why:

How do you tell people that they can't talk about the Jedi without mentioning the word Jedi? How do you get them to recognize when someone else is secretly talking about Jedi without having to describe what the Jedi are? And most problematic thing of all, having a law saying, "You can't say the word Jedi" encourages people to ask, "Why?" or "What are Jedi?"

The Empire has a LOT of problems, up to and including soldiers with shitty armor that doesn't protect against anything and guns that apparently can't shoot straight. But I refuse to think that the people behind Imperial propaganda and Sheev himself are so stupid as to actually declare talking about Jedi illegal. Because the moment you make it verboten some people will actually find the idea even more fascinating. Human nature still exists in Star Wars, even among aliens.

On the other hand just never mentioning the Jedi yourselves and hoping everyone else forgets is a bit...weak. Presenting any strategy to the Emperor that includes "hope" will probably get you executed. There are ways to attack ideas, however, and diminish them. Not saying it was done with cartoons but there are certainly ways.
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>>81499680
That's the point though
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>>81487671

Ezra is a fucking moron. That's all.
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>>81499757
Didn't the Empire put all the blame of the Clone Wars on the Jedi
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>>81499004
>she will never beat you up

JDIMSA
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>>81499474
Although I suspect she's alive, I highly doubt that's how it went. More likely the temple collapsed on one or both of them, separating them from each other during the battle. Vader at that point must find a way to escape the Indiana Jones trap (necessarily, because original trilogy) and likely suspects she's just been buried under all the rock and shit and died. She however is so spiritually broken that for all intents and purposes she is dead (on the inside) until the creators choose to bring her back for some future purpose. She's now in the same situation as Obi-Wan Kenobi or Yoda except without any prospect of hope for the future like they had for Luke and Leia. I'd wager she comes to terms with it and appears again in the galaxy; probably after ROTJ, possibly as soon as Rebels season 3 finale which is a genuine possibility, just highly unlikely.
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>>81499082


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFRqsT61-k
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>>81499737
I meant I couldn't handle the feels
please post more
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>>81499926
Don't have much but I'll post a few more
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>>81499761

So you think Finn would be improved if he were more like a boring waste of screentime who barely qualifies as a character? You're entitled to your opinion, but I couldn't disagree more.
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>>81499817
Hard to say, but their running theme seems to be that the people in the galaxy have really shit memories. Not just about the Jedi but even the Rebel Alliance is supposed to be almost mythical on many worlds and it's only been thirty goddamn years!

This here is our chance to talk about how we'd kill the Jedi, not as individuals, or as an Order, but as an idea. Something that worlds who don't believe they are real STILL look up to as an ideal.

And most important of all it's a chance to pitch our own Nemoidian cartoon series!
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>>81489816
lightshotgun

It fires a spread of lightsabers.
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>>81500001
I am not the guy you were arguing with originally. I only said about Grey Worm.
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I'm still not sure what "The Force Awakens" is supposed to mean.

At first blush, one might think that it refers to Rey discovering the Force, but right in the middle of the movie we have that line from Snoke "there has been an awakening", and he says it significantly before Rey learns anything about the Force. So what's he referring to? Kylo Ren senses it too, whatever it is. This thing about an awakening is never revisited or discussed again, it's just quietly dropped, even though it would explain the goddamn title.

The Phantom Menace refers to the hidden threat of Sidious. Attack of the Clones has a bunch of clones, and they attack Geonosis. Revenge of the Sith features the Sith getting revenge on the Jedi. A New Hope has the Alliance finally get a big victory, presenting a new hope for freedom in the galaxy. The Empire Strikes Back has the Empire get a big victory in return. Return of the Jedi sees Luke return to Tatooine as a Jedi, as well as the return of the Jedi Order to the galactic stage, AND the redemption or "return" of fallen Jedi Anakin Skywalker. All these titles mean things, and their meanings can be worked out just from the movies themselves. So what the hell is going on here?
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>>81499975
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>>81493964

what the fuck is a POTJ? and what game is that audio from?
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>>81499817
>Didn't the Empire put all the blame of the Clone Wars on the Jedi

Yes and no. The war turned the public opinion against the Jedi before the Empire came to be. In TCW we see people outside the Jedi Temple protesting the war a couple times. This of course was part of Sidious' plan and why the great Jedi purge was almost unanimously welcomed by the general public.
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I love the BTS stuff every bit as much as the actual movie, the actors have the same sense of awe and scale that any regular audience member has
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>>81500185
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>>81500185
God damn it, I'd have too much fun with that
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>>81500157
What would space 4chan have been like during the clone wars?
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>>81500146
First thing that comes to mind on the former is a movie/show thing that's been running at Disneyland as part of their Season of the Force campaign.
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>>81500110
According to the Visual Dictionary, written by the fandom's favorite coffee addict Pablo Hidalgo, the Force decided, "Fuck this gay galaxy," when Luke's Jedi were killed, and went off to take a nap. A number of years later thanks to events on Jakku the Force woke up. All due to Finn and Rey, but probably just Rey.
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>>81500332
So much Sithposting and checking our CIS-privilege.

God, half of us would be battledroids fulfilling a mandatory post count.
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>>81500446
>but probably just Rey.
Please no.
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>>81496461
>that blury edge of a cowboy hat
Found him
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>>81500521
You haven't even gotten to the worst of it: My Little Loth-Cat
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>>81500874
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>>81496523
>Aftermath is alright
No
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>>81500874
Hyperdrive is best loth-cat. Fite me.
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>>81500960
Oh god, we're naming them now. T-this is bad!
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>>81496523
>Aftermath is alright
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>>81498499
Don't remind me anon.
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>>81501005
Just accept it.
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If Anakin and Padme's genders had been reversed I wonder if the latter half of ROTS would have Annie trying to hide a pregnancy
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>>81500960
>>81501005
>>81501119

Personally I prefer Meiloorunjack
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>>81501144
Men can't get pregnant you retard
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>>81501144
Why? Everyone knows he's banging Padme, they just stay out of itout of courtesy. They live together ffs.
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>>81501210
I like the idea that Padme and Anakin are so inept socially that they think they've got some great secret any everyone else is just humoring them
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>>81498062
JJ is a hack, and for whatever reason, I don't care if it was time or budget, Lucas wouldn't do this because he actually puts forth fucking passion, effort, and his money, Williams wasn't allowed to do his normal method of composing, and didn't work with the London symphony orchestra.
I bet 8 will be better off, though, call it a hunch
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>>81501501
>I bet 8 will be better off, though, call it a hunch
It might be. On one hand, they don't need to rely on nostalgia to get audiences this time, so 8 doesn't have to be OT's Greatest Hits again.

On the other hand... they may have seen the numbers TFA pulled and decided "well, copying the OT sells so if it ain't broke don't fix it!" and we'll just get more of the same.
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>>81498062
If you think that's good,
http://youtu.be/RBGnE5l4kwE.
I honestly cry everytime.
Then again I know the feeling.
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>>81501119
>>81501148
This used to be Emperor Palpatine's favorite show, all about the Magick of Love, Friendship, and Eating the Faces of your Enemies. Still he wasn't sure about this weird feeling that came over him whenever Best Lothcat Starlight Sprinkles would always write to the Princess thanking the power of the Ashla. So he decides to look it up on the holo-net and turns out the creator was a Lasat and the Ashla sounded an awful lot like...

Five minutes later Admiral Mootkins was dispatched with a fleet to Lasan with the order to wipe them out, all of them.

And now you know how it happened in the Star Wars galaxy. The next day in it's timeslot were reruns of Who Wants to Earn a Boatload of Republic Credits? hosted by Lando Calrissian Sr.
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>>81501188
The Force works in mysterious ways, friendanon.
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>>81501188
Genders not roles silly man
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>>81501256
Seriously, Anakin, you didn't even question it when Obi-Wan gave you a pack of Magnum condoms for your lifeday?
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>>81500960
>>81501148
Ewokfags.
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>>81498888
>dem quads of truth
I often wish I could show ole George stuff like this. He gets too much of the contrary.
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>>81501806
Ew, you like the wall-eyed loth-cat? To each their own, dude

Have we run this joke into the ground yet?
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>>81501944
I feel like actually writing him some snail mail (emails are so easy to ignore) thanking him for Star Wars and all the joy it's brought and to tell him I'm sorry for all the crap he's had to put up with over the years.

Yes, he's not infallible. Yes he gave us Jar Jar Binks. I don't care. I've gotten a lot more enjoyment out of Star Wars than I've had grief, and he may not have been the only one who made it great but dammit it still wouldn't exist without him. He deserved better than what he got in the end.

Respect wise and gratitude, that is, he still made shit tons more money than I'll ever see in my entire life.
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How does /swg/ honestly feel about Ewoks?

Personally, I like the fuzy little fuckers. They are cute and eat people.

A lot of people give them shit for defeating the Empire, but that was Chewie hijacking a walker in the chaos that ensued after Ewok attack. Empire got it's shit together and started massacaring Ewoks after a couple of minutes. They didn't win shit, just created a diversion.
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>>81502700

I like them.
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>>81502700
I don't like them much but I also don't really hate them. I can live with them.
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>>81498888
>arguably one of the best in the whole franchise?
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>>81502796
You're right! Rey is better
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>>81502700
I will always remain disappointed they didn't use Wookies for that battle, but I don't have anything against the ewoks themselves.
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>>81499482
>>81499521
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>>81502820

No argument here. I agree.
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>>81502796
>>81502820
> le MaRey Sue is better than a fleshed-out character with actually justified abilities
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>>81501087
if that had actually been Barris i would have been upset. I thought she was for a while.
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>>81503124

>Drops out of the Jedi Academy.
>Never finished her apprenticeship
>Still beats Vader
Sure
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>>81498755
yeah it was. I was hoping to see, just for a moment, the good that Padme still believed he had in him. My hopes were dashed.
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>>81503263
It's too soon for that.
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>>81502980
>Despite meeting him for the first time literally hours ago, Luke takes it pretty hard.
I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi. Well, I don't know anyone named Obi-Wan,, but old Ben lives out beyond the Dune sea. He's kind of a strange old hermit.
>met for first time literally hours ago

Not really factually correct on some points.
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>>81499176
she's not dead. i saw her in the last few moments of the episode.
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>>81503368
Y-yeah.
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New thread
>>81503400
>>81503400
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>>81492532

Oh please, they were fucking unreasonable jerks about it.

>no you can't marry the love of your life and be happy, Anakin
>I'll be over here banging sluts
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>>81503196
we don't know if she actually beat vader or not, faggot
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>>81502700
I don't mind them, and they are cute, I just use them in arguments whenever some idiot brings up jarjar like he's a uniquely bad thing throughout all six movies. If not just because disliking them is a meme (see:original definition)
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>>81503416
dude you see her walking back into the temple right after vader limps away. Ashoka of the Orange Buttcheeks is alive i tell you!
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>>81503196
She survives vader. There's deflecting a gunshot to the chest and surviving one. Two very different things.
Luke survived Vader in ESB, he doesn't beat him.
Hell he barely survived the emperor in ROTJ, but people say he beat him.
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