Tomorrow's the big flash!
Predictions?
>>81484061
Vriska permadies
Sollux and Aradia don't appear at all
Karkat does bloody thing
Every fight is an anti-climax
Davekat is endgame
Homestuck game by platinum when?
>>81484165
>Homestuck game
aahhh oh god i just remembered oh woooooooooow
>>81484135
>Being wrong: The Post
I'm almost dreading how stupid everything is going to turn out because that's what always happens every fucking time. And there won't be enough leftover pages and it's just going to be "okay, let's do something else" instead of a solution.
>>81484268
But what if a large chunk of those pages are flashes?
>missed chaz's requests
noooooooooo
Endgame Ship List
John/Roxy
Dave/Karkat
Rose/Kanaya
Jake/Dirk
Vriska/Terezi red
Jane and Jade get fucked over
How you like them ships, fampai?
>>81484357
She drew a davejade
>>81484061
This not happening.:'(
Anyone have that picture of supertits Vriska that Hussie signed as canon? I wanna remind DaveKat shippers that Hussie's signature means nothing
>>81484456
Good
>>81484398
>Jake/Dirk
in what world is this still plausible
>>81484537
Jake still cares about him.
>>81484061
God tier calliope is the big bad and perma kills one or more main characters
calliope destorys the green sun
gets rid of the dogs' (and jade's) superpwoers making them easy to beat
the jack's fight each other and ignore team swords who stand around and look cool
jake is adopted by the felt
>>81484537
It's homestuck there is a world for everything.
I wonder if some karkat ghosts ever became kismesises
>>81484537
Dirk will learn to forgive himself through Dave and as a result stop having the self-destructive behaviors that pushed Jake away from him.
>>81484718
I had forgotten about the endless bootstrap paradox red text Karkat chat.
>>81484398
There's nothing there I dislike.
>>81484398
More like
>john/roxy
>john <3< terezi
>rose/kanaya
>dave/karkat
>jade/davepeta?
>jasprose/davepeta?
>rose <3< jasprose
>terezi<>vriska
>meenah/vriska? if she goes back to (vriska) after the ghosts get krilled, or gets with regular vriska, I dunno, probably not
>black vriskat had a bit of a tease too
>pale karkan?
>I don't think dirk and jake are going to get back together
>poor jane
>>81484718
Forget that, when is Vriska gonna get hatelaid in this damn comic? That should have been nonstop from introduction to ending for someone as big a bitch as she is.
>>81484398
>jake dirk
the only one i don't see happening
>>81484813
i hate everything about this post
>>81484801
John, the friendliest character in the comic is more likely to get blackrom booty than she is. Shit's insane.
>>81484537
In my dreams.
Is Hussie going to post this thing at 3 in the morning like he did with Game Over? What timezone is he even in now?
I wish he'd at least give us a timeframe for when this thing will drop. It's been done for a while too.
>>81484771
My pupper looks a lot like that one
>>81484940
The point of dropping it at a stupid hour and NOT telling you about it is to minimize simultaneous traffic.
>>81484989
C'mon hussie your fans have grown up and have things to do now. Please just give me an estimate or something.
>>81484989
That is not a viable strategy anymore and he knows it. It's time to hunt for deals with Newgrounds again.
>>81484718
>>81484801
Karkat vs (Karkat) goddamn when?
(Vriska) vs Vriska payback time and beating the shit out of her alpha self when?
>>81484532
No way in hell it'll be canon, but still the best ship.
What the christ I thought today was Wednesday śmh.
Anyway is the land artist around? Is there a gallery of their work somewhere?
>>81484745
Chatlogs with temporal shenanigans are probably one of my favorite thing in Homestuck.
That Hussie never (afaik) did something incoherent with them, like a character knowing something he should not or not knowing something he should is really amazing
Is Igpd here? does she know the time of the delivery of the update?
>>81484532
But that was a very meaningful picture and proves Vriska is more stacked than he can possibly draw
>>81485080
Piggy got banned for blogposting
>>81485080
If >>81484989 is true it would be a betrayal to disclose
>>81485054
It was actually one of the worst. DaveKat may have been horribly forced and executed, especially post-retcon, but the one thing it has going for it is that it isn't Karezi
>>81485087
Okay but do you have it?
>>81485054
>not hoping for epilogue ending
But even then, Hussie can pull another troll and have fucking (Terezi) ship (Karkat) and (Vriska) together. That's a scary thought.
>>81484989
And that worked for cascade right?
It'll be hilarious when the EOA6 has no shipping at all in it and these past few days of bitching have been over literally nothing.
>>81485253
Remember when /co/ was frothing with rage over the fact that widow was going to lift mjolnir in aou?
>>81485072
Well there was that one time Karkat told Gamzee about Gamzee's rampage but he was too stoned to understand.
>>81485253
>not expecting at least 10 minutes of davekat grinding against each other while vriska fondles her fat breasts
I bet you joined at Cascade, faggot.
>>81485286
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>81485177
against all odds yes
I've gone through multiple reformats while Homestuck drags its feet but still have it.
>>81485309
>tfw Cascade was half a decade ago
>>81485312
In the lead up for age of ultron /co/ was absolutely convinced that black widow would lift mjolnir in it because whedon and was really fucking butthurt over something that didn't happen
>>81485253
>implying everyone who ever had a ship with anyone isn't going to be seen protecting their latest randomly-generated infatuation, cementing it for all eternity
>>81485253
As if bitching was not an end in itself here
>>81485376
It's a good thing that everything turned out fine and everyone liked Age of Ultron then.
I'm personally disappointed in myself for being caught up in the GotG posthype and not seeing all the obvious signs that Age of Ultron was going to be shit.
>>81485138
I have no shame.
>>81485406
That's not the point. Good or bad widow did not lift mjolnir and that was the cause of most of the butthurt before it came oit.
Hussie will pull at least one "Believe whatever the fuck you want, and that's canon for you" in the coming days. Be on guard forno ships delivered
>>81485343
4.5 years. It went live at 10/25/2011.
Holy fuck Act 6 is more than 4 years old.
>>81485138
There is nothing really forced about Davekat.
Also, Karezi Best ship.
>>81484801
She did have a canon thing with Eridan, I keep forgetting that
>>81485343
>It's been exactly 4 years, 5 months, 11 days
THANK GOD THIS RIDE IS ENDING
IT'S GOING TO BE A TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTING END
BUT WHO CARES
IT'S FUCKING ENDING
FINALLY
WE'RE GOING TO BE FREE
>>81485338
I never knew Vriska was a canon titty monster.
>>81484061
witch crushed by house
postman beats dog
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN MAKES (LE) FEEL GOOD
Davepeta drops some sick beats
>>81485406
>It's a good thing that everything turned out fine and everyone liked Age of Ultron then.
Yes.
>all the obvious signs that Age of Ultron was going to be shit.
Whut? Age of Ultron is a Fucking awesome movie.
I'm too hyped. I can't even play Stardew Valley without getting too giddy about the damn update.
>>81485343
>the flash with Gold Pilot will never actually be real
>Glitchstuck is also almost 5
>>81485590
>Playing Starjew Valley
>>81485067
The artist has a tumblr
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/
>>81485253
Of course it won't, it's the finale flash, and as much as everybody focuses on it homestuck really isn't about the shipping
Ship stuff will get wrapped up in act 7
>>81485590
Are you going to be pulling an allnighter, anon-kun? It's the only way to catch this fucking thing on time when it drops.Better sleep now.
>>81485626
Fuck you man, you're just jealous I'm in the millions and tons of people after me and you've got shit.
>>81485663
Nah I'm not jealous at all. Enjoy your really shit harvest moon clone.
>>81485646
I'm supposed to be working early tomorrow. I'm still staying up late to watch for the update.
My customers will just have to deal with the deadness of my eyes from the lack of sleep. Like always.
>it's a "dave and karkat set john's house on fire and pinned the blame on vriska" episode
>>81485708
>not jealous
>resorting to insults
You have been visited by the stab happy pupper
Good updates and stabs will come to you but only if you reply "Good dog, best friend" to this post
>>81485628
>commissions open
>>81485778
DAVEKAT ENDGAME LOL
>>81485768
It's a shit game bro. You know it's true.
>>81485882
same fucking boat here. I have a podcast to edit, a chapter to read for chemistry 1.5 hours from now, and several backed up math work I've been putting off since the end of March.
>>81484061
>Predictions?
this piece of shit finally dies
>>81485882
Kill yourself
Caliborn is the best fucking character and you can't prove me wrong.
>>81485964
No he's not, making "Bad fans" the villain of your webcomic will never actually be a good thing Hussan
>>81485922
You're so mean, anon. I hope your dreams never come true.
Hey can somebody post the terezi butt gif please
>>81485956
You shouldn't talk about yourself that way anon
>>81486041
yno
>>81486041
>>81486041
>>81486086
>>81486090
You're so mean, anon. I hope your dreams never come true.
Jasprose may not be very hot because she's a seizure inducing literal catgirl that looks like a stupid pink princess, but the fact that there's a version of Rose that's 100% forward with the raging libido we always knew she had is so amazing to me
So how long would it take for me to start and catch up with Homestuck if I started right now.
>post yfw Jane heals Gamzee after he gets cut in half since she never had that weird interaction with him in this timeline
i still want dave to bang roxy or rose or dirk i guess. i just want him to bang a blonde he is related to
>>81486200
how much are you willing to invest in the reading process cause it could be anywhere from 3 days to a month
>>81485922
If he knew it was a shit game then why would he play it?
>>81486090
Kek
>>81486200
i honestly listen to the readthrough by collabHQ
its not great but its so much faster
>>81486211
that was one of my original predictions before game over even happened
i dont think i want it anymore
>>81486200
How fast a reader are you? If you speed through it it might take you about a week or so.
It's not long now, /hst/.
EOA6 will let us go.
EOA6 will give us hope.
EOA6 will save us all.
You should be smiling, too.
Aren't you excited?
Aren't you happy?
You're going to be free.
>>81486256
Here Here, The youtube readthrough was how I started, then continued reading where they left off. It is also nice as you will associate voices to characters making them feel, i guess, more real.
>>81485778
Good dog, best friend
>>81486248
Shit taste obviously
>>81486325
I'm never happy and this is making it worse
if anyone doesnt have a bingo card yet you can use this instead of everyone just writing over mine
>>81486325
Are you saying we'll have our freedom?
>>81486371
Thank you.
>>81486325
Undertale gave me more feels than Homestuck.
>>81486346
But wouldn't a person with shit taste not know that the game is shit?
i put a meme in my fangame only you guys will know
>>81486416
Undertale can suck mydiick2
>>81486424
He subconsciously knows.
>>81486325
>Aren't you excited?
>Aren't you happy?
Hell fucking yes
THE ENEMY IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzCxOAtiAtg
>>81486426
What fangame?
>>81486506
its not done yet, im posting a preview on 413
its called dead daves are the enemy
>>81486416
However could you argue that some Homestuck nostalgia related stuff may have had a hand to play in it?
>>81485778
Please get some closure Stab Happy Pupper, you have killed too many characters and were too integral to 5/7 acts to become irrelevant at the end due to powerlevel creep
>>81486533
Is it similar to [S] Dave:Accelerate? that GMS game where you could control time as dave?
There used to be a lot of "I'm postponing my suicide until Homestuck finishes" posts. I hope you found solutions in this interim while you waited, anons.
>>81486371
whats the font?
>>81486576
i dont think i played that but probably not
its basically a dating sim, but with the threat of death constantly looming
>>81486533
Nice dubs
Isnt that game a dating simulator?
>>81486618
who cares about the font just use whatever
>tfw out of town tomorrow and won't be back until late Thursday
At least if the website crashes, I won't have to worry about having to wait.
>>81486674
Just watch the flash when it's uploaded to grubtube
Prediction:
BKEW is right about everything
Post your game face when the flash drops.
>>81486766
>>81484061
Deus ex Machina into Anticlimax
>>81486766
Somebody call Troll Chris Hansen
>>81486766
I can't hold all this hype
>>81486766
>>81486766
game song >>81486486
there's no better track for anticipating something of this order
>>81486766
I am so ready. who team /felt/ here?
>>81486997
I thought crowbar had THICC hips from that thumbnail
scritch
>>81486766
>>81486766
hope Hussie won't post the flash too early, cause here in europe we'd better watch it in the afternoon
let it be like six previous upd8s
I don't get Dave/Karkat shipping. Never got the feeling that Dave is gay, and I also got the feeling that he generally dislikes Karkat.
>>81487082
read the fucking comic
>>81486766
I'm ready for everything to start tumbling down.
>>81487082
It's appeals to the same group that reblogs Sherlock gifsets while going MY BABIESSSSS EEEEEEEE
What would be worse
>Beautifully animated flash but short as fuck
>Long as fuck flash but most of it is panning over still images/gifs
>>81486766
>>81487055
It usually comes out late at night for me and I'm an Englishman, what sort of time are you getting it?
>>81486997
always, anon. always.
>>81487105
The Answer To All Problems In This Thread Really.
>yfw the thread is a hundred false update calls per minute tomorrow
>>81487030
Jade looks in pain there
>>81487244
She's just so unused to human contact
>>81487206
Que Sera, Sera. But I Feel That You Might Be Correct In Your Prediction.
>>81487282
Fuck off Kanaya
>>81487299
You Noticed It, Well Done.
>all new music
thoughts?
>>81487350bowman?
>>81486539
You know damn well Jacks going to be totally swept under the rug.
He'll either join the good team because of Jade antics or just deal with PM and WV. All the momentum in his story is gone and the cast is just ignoring him despite being the driving force of the comic for half of it.
How was Snowman's death made the catalyst for the destruction of the A2 universe?
>>81487350
>All that music that's going to go to waste
Fucking retarded.
UPDATE
>>81487371
Snowman had the universe inside her
>>81487371
If you pocket the 8 ball before every other ball is pocketed, you lose. Pool reference.
>>81487412
What a slut.
>>81486371
END OF ACT SIX BINGO
>>81487383
You Truly Are The Most Evil Of People, Getting My Hopes Up Even Though I Knew That It Would Be For Nought.
>>81482152
>I'm pretty sure I know what you are referring to, but I think that was played for laughs, not meant seriously.
see that's the thing
that's exactly what dave us talking about
just because it's "played for laughs" doesn't mean it's not legitimate
that's the whole thing
as a kid he played off a lot of that stuff for kicks and giggles but that doesn't mean it was actually a joke, it just meant he acted like it was a joke
when dave imagined being fawned over, it was dudes
he laughed it off like ironic humour
but the fact remains that that's what he imagined
>While he has a sincerity problem, this simplifies his character too much.
i think it's just a simplified explanation, not a simplification of his character
he was raised to only like things "ironically"
but he actually does like them, he just pretends to be ironic
he doesnt collect dead things ironically, he does it cuz they're cool and he just says it's ironic
he makes bad comics cuz it's fun
UPDATE
FLASH DROPPED EARLY
THE BETA THE BETA
>>81487467
>>81487515
>Responding to a post hours old
Dude let it go.
>>81487526
HOLY SHIT
DID DAVEPETA REALLY FUCKING DO THAT?
>>81487515
I recognise this, you must have really wanted to get your point across to post it in another thread after the last one was culled by an angry Janitor.
OH MY GOD JADE NO
>>81487526
HAHA ISNT IT SO FUCKING FUNNY HOW I KNOW THIS IS A LIE BUT I FELT COMPELLED TO CHECK ANYWAY
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
>>81487583
He tried in a previous thread but an angry Janitor culled the thread after I said he was baiting people.
>>81482372
>>81487644
>>81487610
>>81487591
>>81487526
Simply ebin :^)
man, just ignore it unless someone posts screencaps
the chance of people being this vague when the actual flash hits is 0%
>>81487628
i was salty
also i just noticed it was still in my clipboard so i just ctrl ved it
>>81487683
i wasnt baiting anyone
im serious
TG: please its not like shes my mom i can visualize her choice ass all i want without it gettin much more than moderately uncomfortable for everyone involved
Dave "motherlover" strider at it again
IT'S HERE.
>>81487717
Hello again, to be fair I over reacted when I said you were baiting. After reading the thread that pre-dated that one I realised how many people were going on about that particular ship.
>>81487769
Don't Bother People, He Lies.
>>81487769
STOP MAKING ME CHECK IM TOO GULLIBLE
Guess who's back.Back again.Scratch is back.Tell a friend.
>>81487791
no worries mate
i know a lot of people DO bait, and most people just think im a pretend tumblr troll
but im legit, just have unpopular opinions
>>81487898scratch/rose when
and i do mean the two-foot tall puppet scratch
D - > - Gog NARD Neptune that is one end of act flash you have their
>>81487898
I'm scared if he did come back Hussie would write shitty dialog for him
>>81487936
We all have unpopular opinions my friend, that is why we find comradery in this site to begin with.
If you were a Tumblr troll you would have unpopular opinions, but not be able to recognise them. You would see everyone else as offending your bubble.
But through recognising them you have proved without a doubt that you are not.
So will the website burst into fucking flames like in Cascade?
>>81487985
Never because it would be incest and his interest in little girls is purely platonic.
>>81488108
Guaranteed, friendo. It's going to take at least another day for anyone to be able to watch the flash once it's out. Remember Meenahquest part 1?
>>81488111
what does hst think of scratch? i never hear anything other than lol pedo.
>>81487335
>>81487282
>rp-ing Kanaya
>still using punctuation
>>81487898
I still miss him.
>>81488108
Yes, BUT for a couple of minutes it will work for people who are on the ball, who proceed to post real/fake screenshots and real/fake spoilers for the 4 hours of downtime until a mirror is posted
>>81487377
dude, you're getting new high quality music that you've never heard before. Can't you look at the glass as half full for once?
>>81488178
Scratch is my favorite character and I'm so tired of those jokes.
>>81485922
It's the only decent HM game in 10 years.
davejade
>>81488111
well i didnt say it'd be a sexual relationship
he's just the wizard she'll finally apprentice under and then one day surpass and kill
>>81488096
thanks for the honest dialogue friend
it's true, i see and understand why people dont like my opinions
doesnt mean i wont defend them.
hope you have a good one
>>81488189
To be fair it has been months since I last read her speak, and had forgotten the omission of punctuation that she is known for.
I don't actually know why I chose to do it to be honest. I guess it was a way to legitimise my own articulate manner on a thread such as this.
I Apologise For Being Wrong
>>81488285
>What is RF4
thoughts?
>>81484061
The only predication i have is that the fights are ended. I dont have the hubris to try and say what i think hussie is actually going to do.
>>81488343
>Resident Fevil 4
>>81488364
Rune Factory faur
>>81488285
it's okay but the controls are wonky and there isn't really any endgame content to speak of. It's not really sandbox either. I put in 15 hours and dropped it, which is a decent chunk of time, but aside from the first half hour there was no time when I was really engaged while playing it. I just sort of played it for 2 hours trying to progress and then went to bed. That shit aint my thing.
>>81484268
We know hes posting all of act 7, we dont know how big act 7 is. For all we know it could be 500 pages
>>81488356
>Dad Dies
only one of us can come out of this on top
>>81488356
The Cairo overcoat is a play on Chicago overcoat, which means a coffin in Mobster slang. Because the coat turns into an Egyptian Sarcophagus.
>>81488428
we don't know how it was made beyond kurloz stealing vriska's coat though
>>81488343
A mediocre game.
Heard there was a flame war over shi´´ing last few games. What happened?
>>81488307
will have lots of babies
>>81488453
Shit taste bro.
>>81488443
Kurloz stole it, gave it to Caliborn, Caliborn shot a rainbow of jizz on it because he finally got a hold of something that belonged to a girl other than his sister.
>>81488468
shipping, I mean
>>81488428
It's not very special so who even cares? It floats and moves through time.
>>81488468
>shi´´ing
What did he mean by this?
>>81488356
>>81488426
>>81486371
>>81487467
>>81487578
>>81488356
>>81488426
The only certain thing about the flash is that we cannot know exactly how things are actually going to happen.
>>81488489
fucking lol.
for real though, I hope we do get an explanation on how it was/is made, because it's pretty damn powerful, and just having speculation sort of sucks
Remember that time John tried to beat his father to death with a hammer? Or the time Rose tried to stab her mother's eyes out?
>>81488579
yeah, back when we didn't have to read into everything because of drama.
wasn't absurdist humour fun?
>>81488579
I can relate to that. Both of those.
>>81488516
I said shipping. I accientally clicked at that button right of the p
>>81488579
It doesen't matter when you live in an RPGverse.
>>81488542
So RNG is involved? Random victors, random ships, and at the end of the day Andrew makes a long post about how he could never satisfy everyone so anything you want to be canon is the real canon?
>>81488627
And then he can explain it away by having John use his retcon through out the fight and say each time he did he made a new timeline witha different ending.
>>81488579
>PASSIVE-AGGRESS
stop making me remember anon
>>81488618
Are you saying Homestuck is a trapped in a MMO anime?
>>81488702
it IS an anime. Always was
>>81488683
>That random dead red pixel.
>>81488683
>there are still tumblr fans who don't understand how the meta-aspects of homestuck work
I am seething
>>81488579
And yet only Dave's life or death fights get treated seriously.
>>81488780
because dave's guardian was the only one actively fighting him
the ither two were just being petulant children
Six more hours until the flash.
Who /HYPED/ here.
whatever happened to the beagle aegis? I don't remember it flying out of the sylladex in acts 1-2, so can we assume it's still on john's person? or did casey end up with it?
>>81488821
oh nevermind, it was thrown out in the kitchen immediately after it was used. I'm a tool
So what time is the update gonna get posted? Around the middle of the day like the previous few have been?
>yfw Gamzee doesn't appear in tomorrow's flash at all.
>>81488559
>it's pretty damn powerful
Not any more powerful than Dave's time-tables introduced in Act 4. We never had to care how that or Aradia's music boxes were alchemized specifically.
>>81488812
You'll keep saying it'll drop any moment now until you pass out at 5:30 in the morning, sulking.
>>81488884
The cairo overcoat can traverse space and time through the void, and it doesn't take 3 years to do so. It is pretty much the most powerful item in homestuck disregarding possibly the crowbar and pool ball eyes.
>>81488920
The pool ball items are an item? What do they do?
>>81488869
God willing he'll do it in the AM
>>81488940
they are what was/will be gifted to caliborn after he defeats his denizen, it was his reward for beating an impossible session. we don't know what they do, but they might even be linked to the coat for all we know.
>>81488869
4:13am
when we're all middle aged and homestuck is forgotten, will you guys cosplay the felt with me? dibs on die.
>the flash might drop at midnight tonight
>>81489013
>implying we won't all be Sawbuck
>>81489013
Well if we are calling dibs I call Stitch. A Tailor is a very useful person when dealing with time shenanigans.
>>81489112
How many of the felt's jujus are even cloth?
it begins
>>81488356
>powerful weapons loop is never explained
But it was.
The Tricksters alchemized the Warhammer of Zillyhoo
Eridan sent the code for Ahab's Crosshairs to Jade
Echidna gave the Quills of Echnida to Jade to help start the Scratch
Davesprite repaired the Welsh Piece of Shit off-screen
At some point, the kids put the weapons in the B2 frog temple capsule, which is seeded on Jake's island. He finds them and sends them to Jade while helping her make the bunny.
>>81488918
If that happens at least when I wake up it's guaranteed to be out.
>>81489195
BRITBONG LEAVE
>>81489196
I meant more that we don't get to see it happen. just offscreen bullshit. I probably should have worded it better.
>>81487759
The number of Gay jokes Dave "I'm totally not Gay" Strider makes absurdly outweighs his momlust remarks.
>>81489195
Ah I see another person on GMT/BST is here.
>>81489228
Come on there are at least 2 of us in this thread.
>>81489195
Hussie is a true American hero and I BELIEVE he lives on the west coast. Plus he usually releases updates around midday, so you're going to be waiting a long time friendo
>>81489275
Nah there's way more mom jokes and Freudian mom slip ups.
guys he's obviously posting it at 6 AM
>>81489372
you wanna go and count them
>>81489389
No do you?
>>81489372
i ship it freudilianically
What does /co/ think of this pairing?
>>81489372
Not even close.
That's if we're just counting verbal gay jokes. The gay visual imagery added borders on fetishitic.
>>81489535
that's the first i've ever seen of itand i need more
>>81489535
Anything with Gamzee is trash.
>>81489535
disinterest
>>81484135
I THINK YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING NEREVAR
>>81489535
AT LEAST IT'S NOT EQUARA NEREVAR
>>81484267
OH YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THEY WILL APPEAR. AND PARTAKE IN THE MOST HEARTFELT LOVE CONFESSION EVER WITNESSED BY MAN
>>81489568
Even counting those the mom loving comes out ahead. Dave's been letting out his inner Oedipus through out the entire comic.
the biggest plot hole in all of Homestuck is how the ICP were elected as presidents without there being a serious armed revolt in the United States.
>>81489672
Stop posting that fucking image.
>>81489691
pretty sure the majority of the south would have backed them. easier to let them take over than risk another civil war
>>81489691
Batter Bitch already had control of the planet at that point so nobody could really stop them since she put then in office.
>>81489672
Why the fuck does Aradia have robotic ghosts? Surely her actual ghost that inhabited the robot would just go back to the dream bubbles?
>>81489317
east cost you cuck lurk more
UPDATE
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>>81489948
aradiabot was the form they died in, so its just how they stayed
one of the aradiabots had a memory where she was alive aradia, but once she remembered she became a robot again
>>81490030
HOLY SHIT YES
>>81489535
NICE
>>81489948
I genuinely don't know.but perhaps it was because she died before entering the game
>>81490030
FINALLY WE CAN BE FREE
>>81490030
Too cruel, anon.
>>81490030
OH FUCK
>>81490030
aaarrrrgghhhh
>>81486766
>>81490030
>>81490081
>>81490111
The fact that each one of these posts is about half a minute apart and are all in caps suggests either aggressive samefagging or a syndicate of bastards .
>>81490099
>but perhaps it was because she died before entering the game
this is literally the answer to every question about aradia
>>81490192
It is a bit of a dues ex machina with her isn't it.
>>81486371
HERE WE GO
>>81490177
Baiting anon here, can confirm it wasn't samefagging.
I'm just a filthy bastard.
>>81490293
>rose actually plays the rain
oh i am laffin
>gent of piss followed by bowman
you have gained my respect
>>81486371
I've never given this serious thought but here are my best attempts
>>81490177
Baiting anon here, can confirm it wasn't samefagging.
I'm just a filthy bastard.
>>81490313
Well at least you are an honest bastard.
>people unironically thinks the up8 will drop at midnight
disgusting
>>81490366
>ham shows up at an inappropriate time
we can dream
>>81490373
Nice meme, but I'm also not this guy.
>>81490366
>everyone dies
>everyone lives
I respect your conservatism
Last chance to post this, I guess. Let's see how it all turns out.
>>81490427
I made sure they didn't intersect at least
>>81490421
Can confirm, he's not me
>>81490293
hussie dies saving his large waifu
>dave decide to use his time powers again and creates a shitload of time clones
thats my bingo right there you fuckers
silly anons putting "homestuck ends" in the middle
>>81490481
>>81490366
>>81490293
>>81486371
Wait....guys....what if Homestuck doesn't actually end? What if we're trapped on this ride forever?
>>81490366
>>81490419
post favorite hams
>>81490623
dont you know how a free space works
>>81490614
one word.
crowbar
>>81490675
>this will happen, but its davepeta
>>81490519
Can confirm you're a dank shitposter
>>81490665
that's the joke mang
>>81490675
They made something bad into something good.
>>81490722
>trans
triggered
>>81490665
I think they were making a "The ride never ends" joke.
How much longer than Cascade is this shit gonna be?
>>81490693
Crowbar's legitimately one of my favorite characters in the comic. I'm sad he'll stay irrelevant like the rest of the Felt.
At least that Mister Seven comic was wonderful.
Was Minihoof ever explained
>>81490722
...Does anyone actually ever rename their Photoshop layers?
>>81490786
It's a 3 hour long flash. Get your snacks ready everyone.
>>81490835
horse is small
>>81490786
it's going to be a 3 hour movie starring nic cage as lord english
>>81490849
sometimes
>>81490859
So it's an MLP reference. Great.
>>81490786It depends how good you are at playing fucking video games.
>>81490911
I'm having a moderate degree of trouble underst-
>DAVEKAT NÃO É CANÔNICO
Now you're speaking my language.
>>81490722
It's amazing the level of detail and length you freedomposters do for a one off joke.
>>81486766
dun. the corspe pile doesnt stop from getting taller
how HIGH can it get......
..its on ther..
>>81491006
at the end you get the option to SPARE lord english
>>81486371
>>81490911
>HORN HOMO SON OF A BITCH
>>81491060
>calmasis
wew boy
>>81491006
>It turns out while living in Hussie's basementhe also "coded" the final fight with LE
>>81491053
Sparing skeletons at the end of the game never works out.
>>81490942
>it's a hard as balls bullet-hell game and if you do it perfectly you get a different ending
>>81491060
>putting three conflicting ships on the same line
its like you dont even want a bingo
>>81491112
I don't even fucking care. As long as there is no davekat, I'm happy. I would rather see karkat suffer and wallow in his own self loathing by himself for all eternity than his endgame be davekat.
>vriska double dies
>>81491112
I mean
this is homestuck
>>81491108
>Only a handle full of tumblrinas can do it
>The rest scream about how it's ableist to put such a restriction on getting the true end.
>>81491213
dumb frogposter, vriska's gonna quad die
I'm trying to remember every single character in Homestuck with a name and/or relevance. I know I have to be missing some.
>>81490849
When there's a ton of layers, yeah.
>>81490970
Why post a meme if it's not perfect?
>>81491232
>handle full
>>81491232
>implying they won't just go on thinking it's canon that John dies
At this point I want the shitshow to follow canon Davekat than I hate the thought of it becoming canon at all.
Was this the Pig God's plan?
>>81490970
>>81491252
It took me seven hours to make this.
>>81491260
hand*
>>81491240
Oh, and of course there are multiple Jacks and DDs and such, I only listed BQ and Snowman separately because it's how I was categorizing them.
Who did I forget?
>>81491284
im going to draw one of the homestuck characters taking a dump on the davekat combo, which one will depend on how the update turns out
>>81491240Gamebro
>>81491296
But why did you?
>>81491240
Johnny 5
Charles Dutton
Charles Barkley
Snoop Dogg
Bill Cosby
Nicholas Cage
Liv Tyler (Actress)
You get the idea I'm not naming characters in the story so much as celebrity namedrops.
>>81486416
Undertale
>Coherent characterization
>Digestible length
>Knows what point it wants to make and puts its all into it
Homestuck
>???
>>81491240
>>81491309
looks pretty good, I can't see any missing, everytime I remember someone I see that they're there. what about gamebro and gamegrl though?
Am I playing it too safe here?
>>81491240
charles dutton is an age old hussie adage, you can't forget him
>>81486371
My bingo already has issues
I was actually just about to make some changes - like, I had GIMP open and everything - when the update on the 28th dropped so I said fuck it, I'm locked in
>>81491381
I thought it would be funny.
>>81491296
>nothing! I wrote nothing!
every time
i hope hussie is playing it smart and just throwing a video on youtube
>>81491240
>>81491309
MSPA Reader
Okay I can't wait for midnight. Night guys enjoy the update if it actually happens.
Is Aranea ever gonna come back?
>>81491240
>E%ecutioner
E%ecutor/E%patri8 Darkleer
Always 8 letters remember
Also, you forgot Dennis, the most important character in Homestuck.
>>81491232
>>81491260
I solved it anons! I know why she's constantly smiling!she's ontrollcocaine 24/7!
>>81491494
Shit
That makes so much fucking sense
You know he won't for some goddamn reason
The only good ship is Karquis, prove me wrong.
I hate it when people fuck up and say "Hivebent" instead of "Hiveswap". Come on.
>>81491538
I fucking love trollcaine
>>81491566
Both of them were huge mistakes that ruined Homestuck and Hussie's life in different ways.
>>81491566
Are you sure they're not actually talking about hivebent?
>>81491494
He won't, flash animations look like ass when converted over to a format that youtube can play. Also he cant do nearly as many cool effects like he did with Game over by messing with the HTML of the site.
What about Vodka Mutini?
>>81491537
for that matter he also misspelled Ψiioniic as Psiionic. kept it 8 letters at least.
I am glad to see the salamanders mentioned
>>81491536
in lurid works......
I for one am excited for Shrek English.
>>81491737
Fuck off Shrek isn't gonna be there
Ah, forgot His Honorable Tyranny.
>>81491389
>>81491393
>>81491393
Didn't count Gamebro/girl because I'm not counting characters fictional within the Homestuck canon, or else I'd be up to my neck in goddamn wizards.
And hunting down every celebrity namedrop would be a major pain in the ass since they don't show up onscreen except on posters and the like and are generally irrelevant. Half of the Denizens don't count by that metric, though, so I'm torn.
>>81491537
Yeah, I knew I fucked that one up. I also totally forgot Redglare's name and had to look it up.
I did consider the dude who wrote the review of SBURB because he's a fucking legend but I forgot his name and also I'd probably have to hunt down every GameFAQ and Serious Business username if published works qualify.
>>81491645
I figured that misspelling was acceptable (other than missing the second "ii") because I couldn't remember the exact symbol and no one types it out with it out of convenience anyway.
>>81491524
Damn, I even remembered that one but totally forgot to put it down.
>>81491621
FUCK how did I forget that bundle of joy
>>81491240
Where is Buckminster Funnyuncle?
>>81491769
http://www.sporcle.com/games/hexatonicFantasm/Homestuck_characters
you could just use this
>>81491842
>153 characters
I'm already past 153 characters so that's not going to be adequate for my purposes. Thank you, though
>>81491768
But piggy said he would be there
>>81491615
Man Game Over was fucking great. Best Flash in my opinion.>inb4 Karkat and Kanaya running
>>81491907
looks like someones not getting a bingo
>>81491927
The Pig is a LIAR. When are you gonna realize this?
>>81491737
Shrek is perfect for Eri
>>81491934
>Jegus
>>81491991
why does this remind me of harry potter
>>81491991
Jade's fingers are weirding me out
Who made this
>>81491991
its an old pic
>>81492098
You open this picture and it's Jade's fingers that are weirding you out?
>>81491829
T-thank you.
when the update drops, well find equius/karkat is in fact the only canon ship
>>81492118
Yes
I am not a smart man
Anyone else kind of hoping someone (permanently) dies tomorrow?
It'd kind of make these villains seem incompetent if they don't even kill anyone.
Also, not counting Lord English evaporating Doomed Players, Alpha Timeline only.
>>81492025
All those magically inclined women together kinda gets the white science within you flowing, doesn't it?
>>81492098
>What are watermarks
>Vice-Admiral Harley has already commenced her mission
>target motion analysis complete
>firing solutions acquired for all endgame ships
>stand by to fire
>>81492150
Quit putting important on only the Alpha versions of characters. Weren't you there for all the text saying all versions are equal?
>>81492150
Yes. Vriska.
>>81492207
Vriska isn't gonna die.
>>81492150
>Vriska
>not guaranteed to permadie
>>81492238
Anon, she was painted as the bad guy who hurt lawful good (Vriska)'s feelings.
Is there any way to hook an rss feed to an alarm so I wake up when the update comes?
uh oh
>>81492261
And that's what everybody wanted and she's never going to die.
>>81492266
You could probably get an update notifier with sound.
>>81492300
>implying
>implying we won't be saving millions of screencaps of Vriska getting obliterated/dying and Meenah and Karkat's funny reaction to that
>>81492261
Present Karkat yells at other Karkats
Jade yelled at Jadesprite
Characters yelling at other versions of themselves is just what happens in Homestuck. I don't think it has any bearings on if she lives or dies.
>(Tavros) is in the front lines of the army
He's gonna die isn't he
>>81492342
Nepeta got shoulders broad enough to be a fuckin' linebacker
Spoilers for the flash from a inside source.
It will switch between multiple views of the fights in the session, the fight with LE and the fight with Caliborn and his giant snake.
All the session fights are low tension and are easily predictable while Caliborn's actually only shows him dealing them final blow then doing a slideshow of his master piece from a new angle.
The ghost army will be wiped out with only Vriska almost dead and a somehow alive Meenah. Vriska opens up the treasure to let out the kids before she'a wiped from existence.
Is it actually gonna be reaching the end today? Will I have to find something else to occupy my time once no more updates come out?
>>81492496
>ghost army wiped out
>wanting to give Karkat nightmares when he forcefully wakes up and gets maximum self-loathing issues
>>81492496
You're like the third guy to say "I'm an inside source and know what happens"
Fuck off
>>81492496
wew m8, I didn't know your ass could go that deep. I can see it from here, the land down under.
>>81492599
No it's ending in a week. Act 6 is just finally ending tomorrow
>>81492496
>I'm an inside source
>Nothing interesting happens, it's true!
>>81492616
>>81492635
About the reaction I expected. Just get ready for it to actually happen though.
>>81492671
I'll be ready when it doesn't.
>>81492671
>I'll pretent i was expecting for it
>it will give my asspull more credits!
I can see you're taking your bullshit 101 classes very seriously. But you still stick to the oldest tricks in the book.
>>81492741
he's just calling his predictions leaks for attentionand you're giving it to him :^)
Person with some news from the inside source. My inside source tells me that the flash will have something to do with LE, Condy, Jack and Kids.
Spoilers for the upcoming flash:
LE kills the ghost army in one attack, but Karkat survives because his Blood powers activate. He ascends to God tier. He grabs Meenah and Vriska, heals the latter and resurrects the former.
>>81492823
Since i am STUCK with you guys for one last time, and I'm bored, why the fuck not? The ride is ending.
i swear to god if this character doesn't do something important in the end i'm going to be upset
>>81492893
so no felt? fiddlesticks.
>>81492895
Why the fuck would Meenah want to be alive and not hang out with her shitty dancestor friends?
But it's cute if you still want the rest of the patron trolls to become god tier.
>>81492905
im not blaming you anon there's nothing wrong with (you) lust
hi i'm a friend of hussie
He was very cryptic, he just said: this flash, breath have something to do with freedom
>>81492975
I just want Karkat to be relevant. 8(
>>81493001
Confirmed fake. We ALL know Breath has nothing to do with Freedom.
I swear if blood powers have something to do with Troll psychics, I'm gonna flip my shit because that means they literally only make sense for one insignificant race out of the infinity sburb shits out
>>81492930
>Implying he won't appear with a giant robot out of nowhere and wreck the condence's shit
>>81493053
>implying there are any other sentient species in the homestuck multiverse than the ones we've seen
UPDATE
>>81493109
Fuck you
>Karkat does the bloody thing
>he only summons a red wall around the army and vriska is the only one who gets obliterated
bravo, kojima
>>81493109
It's not even 4/6 yet.
>>81493090
Aren't Alternian Trolls a empire based civilization with most of their galaxy conquered? That would imply there are plenty of other species out there, even if their purpose is to solely be subjuggulated by Her Imperious THICCNESS.
>>81493109
If you niggas aren't using a notifier at this point you're really fucking dumb.
>>81493203
Pretty sure it's specifically stated there are other species out there, yeah
>>81493137
Vriska has to die two times to be obliterated.
She's still alive, if something happens to her, she will wake up somewhere else. Don't act like she hasn't thought this one thing out.
>>81491768
it's gonna be this, but with eridan summoning Troll Shrek and then getting nuked the next second anyway
>>81493262
Anon. She isn't sleeping.
If she gets hit, it's over.
IT'S HERE
BACKERS CHECK YOUR EMAILS
>>81493313
Right, so if she gets hit, she dies. She gets a chance to revive due to God Tier assuming the clock still works though it's probably a Heroic death.
If she dies, she wakes up as a ghost. Then she has to die again.I do wonder why she didn't just go to sleep and wake up there like Karkat
>>81484061
Are we going to get a sticky tomorrow? Threads gonna be flooded.
>>81491586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoY9NPUm2AA
>>81493379
OH SHIT THE BETA
>>81493313
Yeah, the one who is alive will be obliterated. Then there is her ghost.
THE 8ETA!
Yeah, kys.
THE 8A8Y
COOLSCAR IS S
Oh
Uh
>>81493438
You too.
Anyone have an edit of (Vriska) with the JUST meme?
>>81493495
Context
>>81493386plot device because she WILL die
>>81493390
this is the most appealing troll fanart I've ever seen
I don't want to get off Hussie's wild ride.
>>81493615
Between now and when he finally, finally decides to drop the flash, you'll wish you'd never heard his name.
>>81493615
I think you're experiencing Stockholm Syndrome.
>>81493757
More like Stuckhome Syndrome.
>He fell for the Homestuck meme
>Vriska is going to die
>(Vriska) will never beat up her ass and lecture her of her bullshit
>she will forever be a babbified version of Vriska who dindu nuffin
>Jade is never going to get what she wants
>>81484061
The only thing that'll make me happy is Vriska loses her head and Lord English follows up on his PSYCHE-OuT.
That and Davekat not being true. I want to see angry betrayed tumblr tears.
Any livestreams?
>>81493911
Davekat is endgame, Katnep.
>>81493940
yeah but not until midnighter
>>81493969
Link?
>>81485501
>There is nothing really forced about Davekat.
Look at this fool. Look at him and laugh.
>>81493960
>>81493933
Davekat is true and canon, you stupid fuck.
We don't want that pairing to be endgame, though.
>>81493986
Davekat is forced as Vriska forcing herself on Tavros
>>81491240
What about those two fantrolls that died the page after they were introduced?
Also AR I guess. You put ARquisprite but not AR, unless I missed it somewhere.
>>81493985
http://hellocomic.com/midnighter/c1/p1
I wonder what Dirk's Choice was
>>81494020
>Davekat is true and canon, you stupid fuck.
Citation needed.
I have forgotten what half the characters are fighting for at this point in the story. Has anyone compiled an easy to understand summary of what is going on right now?
>>81494184
>>81494203
Don't forget this is canon then
>>81494203
I'd say that actually casts doubt on it.
Are you new to Hussie?
>>81494239
yes, the sorcerer's apprentice is the best movie ever
today on DIVERSITY
Is this gonna be a case of him postingnit at midnight?
I'm gonna end up staying up all night over this and I hate it.
>>81494203
canon shitty mmo runners
>>81494286
alas, i didnt update my diversity image yet
>>81494184
How about all the last updates we got last year?
>>81494286
I genuinely had trouble identifying who was actually show based on the clothes, except for John. Jesus.
>>81494340
What times did he update last week?
>>81494375
theyre just emotional about friendship
>>81494375
The updates have been purposefully ambiguous.
>>81494414
>>81494426
They are or were a couple, anons. Davekat happened and is canon.
>>81494201
they've all lost their homes
their one hope for a new home is to beat the game, built a new universe, and use ectobiology to revive their people
but it turns out that nearly everything that went horribly wrong in their universe was the work of an immortal time demon, and if they don't do something about him first the same thing will just happen all over again.
meanwhile Condesce wants to escape from under LE's thumb, revive the troll race herself and go back to ruling them
Spades Slick wants revenge on LE for having his goons whack his casino
Jack Noire is too dog-fucked to have any plans for the future
PM wants to kill Jack Noire
Jack English is being puppeted by LE
and (Calliope) wants to fulfill her destiny of stopping Caliborn
itd be the lamest thing if hussie actually made davekat canon like it's a dramatic moment
he only drags things out like that to make a dumb joke when it happens
>>81494482
>someone being able to beat up Jade
>>81494473
Except it hasn't been stated and Hussie has been coy about it ever since it came up.
>>81494486
My dream is for someone to ask Dave about it, and despite all the bullshit with Dirk, he replies "no fuck thats gay"
>>81494286
this is disgusting
>>81494051
AR is Lil Hal, and the two fantrolls are listed on the left (Mierfa and Nektan)
DAVEKAT TORMENTO NON EST
>people still haven't given up amd accepted davekat as canon.
It's like the people who insisted Dirk was straight, or that Caliborn is not LE, or that the Alpha kids wouldn't be a thing, or that Rose was straight, or that Vriska was redeemable.
>>81494239
rose and john being dorky friends about a movie together?
Holy fuck that's cute
>>81494484
Thanks, I think that's the bare minimum I need to know to appreciate most of what's going to happen.
A full reread is probably in order, but it took me about a week back when it only went up to act 4
>>81494549
Jesus fucking christ.
Fuck you for making Hussie going to waste some of the 40 panels of him going to confirm his fucking relationship with Karkat.
>>81494605
okay, cool I guess
>>81494605
so technically it update tonight then, neat
>>81494587
and a ching chong nip nong to you too
>>81494593
none of those things ruin parts of the story
>>81494605
I pray to the Gods of Double Death that this is true.When will Sollux reveal his true identities as both the Mirthful Messiahs?
>>81494743
but they all happened and people denied it.
Actually, I might argue for the alpha kids ruining the story.
>>81494624
I didn't make Hussie do anything holmes.
He fucked up by retconning his own characters right before the end. Why should anyone take anything he does in the story seriously after that?
>>81494605
>all ships are canon
Even Dirk/Kanaya?
>>81494873
they could've been good if hussie wrote them well
but davekat is just another stupid plot development to add to the ending's flaws so far. theres no space to do something good with it
>>81494906
I hope that meme ship gets included in the dreambubble segment of the epilogue.
>>81486766
>>81494933
>they could have been good if they weren't so bad.
I guess you can say the same for Davekat
hey what's hussie's priv twitter
>>81494995
davekat is just bad without rewriting several years' worth of updates to make it a natural character development
>>81495004
@swedishcuck
>>81495004
I_am_your_lord.deviantart.com
>>81494977
DINGDINGIDNGINDGINDINGDINGIDINGDING
>>81495041
The alpha kids would be good if the 4 years worth of updates they were included in were written better.
Why would anyone choose karkat over jade
>>81495004
@dril
>>81495090
>implying Roxy isn't the best character
>>81495116
take this down
these high octane posts couldn't be crafted by hussie, or anyone besides the big man himself.
what did she mean by this?
>>81495114
I would rather have Dave not choose any of these two.
>>81495156
Am I supposed to know who this is
>>81495156
Jade's gonna die again
>>81495156
the same thing everyone else is saying, "whatever happens its literally going to murder me"
>>81495140
And I'll keep implying it
>>81494684
The idea of /gag/ being secretly gay the whole time is to hilarious to not be pseudo-canon.
>>81495041
Don't forget a really cool scene where Karkat actually does something.
And dies for it.
>>81495166
jadedave is the one true ship
>>81495156
weed alien mayo
I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING
and who says homestuck has bad writing?
>>81495217
How do you know Dave's even the father in that pic
who's the artist who did the screaming LE? That looked really good, and honestly it was one of the styles that felt the least out of place.
>>81495156
Karkat confirmed to die.
Holy fuck.
>>81495232
well who else would it be
>>81494605
>several gigabytes in size
I'm highly skeptical of this statement. Not even full-length movies are that big. There is no flash animation that big. Especially not one that is about half an hour long. The entirety of Homestuck, all panels, all text, and all flash animations, are barely larger than a gigabyte. Source: the MSPA offline archive that an MSPA user compiled.
>>81495285
>He's uploading EOA6 as an uncompressed AVI
>>81494906
especially Dirk/Kanaya
>>81495304I actually really like katnep. I can't explain why, it just makes me feel nice.
>>81495156
>Few hours
>Posted at 9:03
Flash maybe posted at either 11 or Twelve, possibly at 1 am when the tumblrites are napping
>>81495232
Because Jade wouldn't let anyone else impregnate her.
>>81495172
Paperseverywhere aka Adrienne, aka one of the artists that's been drawing the updates. She did things for the EOA6 stuff too.
>>81495375
As it should.
>>81495285
>>81495324
presumably he just rendered it to video and uploaded it to youtube or something, so he didn't have to pay for bandwidth
>>81495376
>implying tumblr ever sleeps
why the fuck do you think they aren't also waiting for the update?
for every hour that the update doesn't drop, you have to do thirty sit ups
>>81495217
>>81495275
>>81495378
Why is there this much art of pregnant Jade?
>>81495424
>Hussie crashes Youtube
Please make it happen, Mr. Hussie. I need this.
>>81495451
because pregnant jade is hot
>>81495421
>ocean of dicks
kek
Also: I like Katnep, but why does Nepeta like Katnep? Has Karkat ever even interacted with her? I remember he called her an autistic catgirl but I don't think that was to her face
>>81495421
Serenade and requitted are half of the reason I like it so much. They're some of my favorite songs from the comic.
>>81495451
breeding duties
>>81486766
>>81495435
I'll do it.
>>81495451
Because a happy content Jade who's going to be a mom and wants to be a mom is cute
>>81495518
>why does Nepeta like Katnep
standard fantasy of wanting to 'fix' the emo bad boy
>>81495561
>the most obvious as fuck character dying
Seriously?
>>81494575
Fuck. Thought I had you.
>Hussie's computer fries before the update goes live
>all work is lost, no backups
"See you guys in 9 months!"
>>81495589
who is Karkat?
I hope at the very least that LE fucks over the ghost army.
>>81495518
This is somebody who is publicly known as one half of the greatest moiraillegiance in all of existence. She knows that she knows how to manipulate angry men.It's what she's too young to really understand as a turn on.
>>81495451
Jade is the only kid that seems like she'd get pregnant
>>81495681
but shes not pale for karkat, anon
Is it bad that I am 100% okay with Gamzee x Tavros? It makes sense to me. A lot of comic canon backup for it too.
>>81495728
Red you dipshit.
>>81495701
besides rose
>>81495626
Gotta get more creative than that.
>>81495451
Rose is gay and the trolls can't get pregnant so it's up to Jane, Roxy, and Jade, and I'm sure some of this art was made before Jane and Roxy existed.
>>81495667
>Karkat
>dying
>the guy who has like millions of plot armor surrounding him
>>81495772
especially not Rose
No man would touch that vagina
>>81495750Yes.
>>81495375
Because they would legitimately be a good couple:
>Can get very angry if provoked
>Super into romantic shit
>Scrappers
>Like dorky things openly vs. behind closed doors
>Karkat and Nep succeeded well as ancestors together for fucks sake
>>81495750
It was nice when Gamzee wasn't a total comical monster.
>>81495376
The update will be released during the real nigga hours
Is Vriska still a controversial topic?
http://strawpoll.me/7292501
>>81495814
did dave die between panels
what happened to his beard as well
>>81495285
>Not even full-length movies are that big
A: 10
V: 10
Thanks yify
Granted of course, it would not be a healthy relationship. Gamzee is a fucking crazed juggalo highblood but I could totally see it happening.
>>81495831
when wasn't he?
>>81495876
He just realized he'd have to deal with an army of little blonde retriever dogbabies crawling all over him
remember when Jane bought all of Gamzee's blood vials then sold them to Kanaya at a 1000% price markup
What if the tripfags were good characters?
>>81495868
Vriska needs a fate worse than death. Like an eternity or two trapped in the rape dimension.
>>81495814
What is this trying to imply that she's gonna birth actual puppies?
>>81495814
they would only be like 25% dog or something
>>81495903
when he was just a gay stoner clown.
>>81495949
What if blood was horse piss? Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were asking impossibilities.
>>81495958
>The rape dimension
I wanna go there
>>81495285
My cousin makes minute long lego stop-motion videos and they're like a gigabyte each somehow
>>81495959
She's not Angua silly.
She's implying that they're going to be dealing with a litter, which for a new parent is like "Oh fuck no, not more babies"
Anyone know when HS is going to update?
Is it going to be at midnight(about an hour and a half from here) or what?
>>81495990
Then you're automatically forbidden. Such is the nature of it.
>>81496009
papers said midnight to one est
>>81496009
Nothing is confirmed, but 00:00-01:00 EST is the most likely speculation, followed by 1PM, followed by midnight tomorrow. If Hussie doesn't update before 2AM, you can probably go to sleep.
IM LITERALLY NOT READY
I CANNOT DEAL
HOLD ME
>>81496042
literally who
>>81495964
Not necessarily. If they inherit her dogness they could be as much dog as Jade is, just obviously without the Sburb powers.
>>81495285
probably several gigabytes before compression
>>81496042
(reportedly)
>>81496000
is he shooting in 4k
>>81496093
there's photo evidence
>>81496078
paperseverywhere
she's part of the art team
>>81496000
Is your cousin making these videos in lossless 60fps 8K 3D?
>>81495378
Anybody else's babies get space aborted
>>81496108
>>81496131
Guess he'd have to be. He's shooting them on an iPad.
>>81496111
who
>>81496138
That implies Jade would have sex with anyone else
>>81496042
>>81496051
Y'all think the sight is going to crash?
>>81496064
>tfw the full force of the ending coming near keeps hitting you over and over
When Homestuck dies I hope it's asleep on its quest bed.
>>81496000
most 1080p two hour movies are only 700mB
He really should just Youtube the damn thing for the time being. We can watch it on his site in proper quality when everyone's already seen it and nothing will crash.
>>81495772
How is Kanaya going to get Rose pregnant.
>>81496138
Gonna need a lot of that to happen trial-and-error style for Dave's seed to get one through. Jade would be the BIGGEST slut.
>>81496182
isn't that what he's likely to do
like, post a link on mspa to a private video or something
>>81496164
Am I being trolled?
>>81496111i know anon that was me samefagging to cover my ass just in case
>>81496221
you fucker
>>81496182
When Cascade came out and people told him to put it on YouTube, he was like "I made it to be a Flash file, not a video file". But maybe he's changed his mind since then.
>>81496196
using her giant penis, duh
>>81496269
I like to think he actually learned something from the nightmare that was Cascade's deployment, but we know who we're dealing with here.
>>81496000
If you save them as raw frame by frame AVIs, sure. With H265 and some tweaking, you can compress most 1080p movies into well under a gigabyte. Flash is even more optimized, since all of the animation and transitions are stored as math, assuming you aren't fucking stupid about it.
The "multiple gigabytes" claimed by the guy probably refers to the project files or the resources they used (PSDs, samples, etc.)
For reference, when added up [S] Cascade is 52 megabytes large. Hussie would either have to create a flash that literally lasts for 15-20 hours, or upload the whole thing in 4k with every frame being a separate PNG.
>>81496285
>kanaya
>penis.
We all know Rose has the penis in the relationship
>>81496324
>penis
flagellum
>>81496324
they both have penises, duh!!
Where is the flash being hosted? Too much bandwidth usage for Husserver.
>>81496361
>>81496285
Futa is gay
>>81496324
>this child hasnt seen the grace of cockanaya
>>81496400
it's several gigabytes according to paperseverywhere, probably they're using amazon services
>>81496417
>the flash has to be purchased to view
>>81496441
>it's split into 5 separate parts like Cascade
>each of them is a $0.99 microtransaction
ap0pt0sis appr0aches.
who ARADIA here?
>>81496467
>the purchase is only a code for the flash
>code is to be redeemed in-game when Hiveswap releases
>Hiveswap goes through 10 more years of development hell and comes out in 2026
>>81495868
>all these disgusting Vriska haters
Next thread is going to have to be all about Vriska to combat this alarming new trend.
m0ses supp0ses his t0eses are r0ses
but m0ses supp0ses err0ne0usly
Dear God
Please let Caliborn survive the night
Thank you
>>81496467
>Act 7 can be bought early
>lots of people do it
>it auto-downloads something onto the computer
>Nothing happens until 4/13 where their copy of sburb links people up with a client and server
>"Welcome to the final act"
>>81496402
In your dreams
>>81496667
>the ultimate reward is the EOA6 flash
>the flash is just John slaying the gays
>>81496663
After Calliope, Caliborn is the worst thing to ever happen to Homestuck.
>>81496663
I want to protect that smirk
>>81496675
Fuck OFF imposter, you're not a real Vriska!
>>81496475
>>81496622
Ready for the Final Joke nerevar.
>>81496719
Being so incredibly wrong is quite unbecoming, anon.
>>81496719
Self-inserting, Alpha trolls, trolls, dreambubbles
UPDATE JUST HIT!
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009987
>>81496788
s0llux was h0tter when he was dead
>>81496002
Discworld is my second-favorite anime, after Homestuck.
>>81496802
caliborn and calliope are only good together. theyre obnoxious on their own
>>81496847
No it hasn't, you lying sack of shit.
>>81496864
Homestuck is my second most-favorite anime, after Cory in the House
>>81496847
You're a dirty liar.
>>81496867
Ah, in that case I only personally disagree. They're just two great tastes that taste great together, like chocolate and peanut butter.
>>81496847
> Claims update hits when it hasn't
> Nobody believes when update really hits
> Less bandwidth clog
I'm not sure whether it will be a midnight update. Bandwidth-wise, it'd make more sense to update around lunch/Middle European evening since not many people are on then.
Whats this i hear about midnight est?
>>81497071
Hussie habit is to either drop the update as soon as it's done, or drop the update at midnight, make sure the site didn't crash, then go to bed
>>81494286
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTERS ANYMORE
>>81497114
But the last few updates were all uploaded EST afternoon. The only thing working against that release time is that there won't be as many initial readers.
>>81497204
Stop arguing against a foregone conclusion. I'll skin you with my teeth.
Enough negativity. What was the BEST thing about Homestuck for you, overall?You're allowed to say the smut but it's going on your criminal record.
>>81497265
walkarounds
>>81497265
When Kid Blueperson does the storm.
I have school in the morning and cant stay up. Assuming the update is midnight im going to miss the entire thing but will do my best to catch up through the archives.
I wish you all the best, whatever happens out there remember.Nepeta is objectively best girl
>>81497265All the porn possibilities Jade's space powers brought to the table. :^)
>>81497265
I love the plot and how convoluted it is. It's really fun to try to make sense of it all.
I also loved the character interactions in the earlier acts especially. They meshed together so well.
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
REPENT AND BE SAVED BY KATNEP
>>81497337Never.
>>81497265
jade cosplayers
>>81497265
the worldbuilding
all of these interesting mechanics and setpieces, and the promise they would be explained
even when they were complete bullshit like void sessions he still found a way to make them seem compelling
>>81497265
The incredibly complicated mysteries and faux-game mechanics that all tie together beautifully. Not to mention Hussie's hilarious writing style.
Legit 100 underlined twice on fleek #squad goals Hussie is my personal idol.
>>81497337
theres no reason to like katnep
>>81497265
Lovable and funny characters, interesting world and mechanics.
>>81497386
There is no reason to like any ship.
>>81497265
sburb
>>81496667
he's already got enough of my filthy lucre because i fell for the kickstarter, can i just have it anyway
>>81497265
Sburb
>>81497265
the characters have more...character for lack of a better word. Like if you asked me how frodo or harry potter or some random MC of some other work of fiction would act in a given situation i couldnt really tell you. They all tend to be sort of generic or bland, especially when the medium is just text. I dont know what it is about homestuck characters, maybe the typing quirks, maybe the color coded text. But they all seem more alive and vivid. I think thats part of what makes roleplaying so popular in the fandom, its so easy to envision the characters in any given number of scenarios.
>>81497357
>>81497386
come ON
>>81497265
Probably the shear volume of plot threads that managed to get tied up back in the Pre-6 days. And all of the subversion, Rose blowing up the green sun anyone?
>>81497337
I LOVE YOU KATNEP
>>81497265
god its shit like this. He breaks into Scratch's room because the universe is dead and steals ==> update links to use later. The entire time the alt text of the banner is shit like "who cares about this troll romance bullshit. YOU HEAR THAT SCRATCH"
>>81497265
it incorporates into the plot things that cater to my interests to an exponentially greater density than any work of fiction since Shinji and the 40K
>>81497430
That's definitely something Huss did right. Each character feels very real and independent of the medium.
>>81497337
Ive loved katnep from day 1. Actually technically spiderbreath was my first but katnep has since eclipsed it.
>>81497312
Fuck off, Stalin.
>>81497497
This. Hussie's sense of humor is just phenomenal.
>>81497265
I have to say the fandom was probably the best part, ha ha, but no, the best things about it are the plot and ability to gracefully transition from pure comedy to serious action and drama and the callbacks and the thought and ingenuity behind shit like moduses and alchemization and the Felt powers and hours of fantastic music and the layers of absurd complexity and consistent theming behind names and whatnot.
The fact that Hussie was able to create and juggle around 150 characters with enough skill that I'm invested in solid swaths of them, even after they've lost all plot relevance, is fantastic. He made a little something for everyone. And the sheer volume of the comic, the number of priceless quotes, every instance of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff...
Homestuck is good. Andrew Hussie is a special man.
>>81497497
>mfw I just moved past that bit, and am trying to finish all of Act 6 before the end.
I somehow forgot all that green shenanigans were right before the scratch.
Is anyone streaming all the flashes right now? I could use some last-minute refreshers.
>>81497430
It probably has to do with every character boiling down to a distinct trope/stereotype, and a ton of shit like their designs or colors or typing quirks are associated with that. If anything, it's because they're not complex besides some fairly predictable character development.
>>81497521
That's because every character in Homestuck is nothing more than a very small list of memorable character traits
Realistic characters with deep personalities are broad and boring, just like real life.
>>81497430
Their voices are really unique too. You could take any line, get rid of text colors/typing quirks, and people would still be able to tell who said it.
With the sheer variety of characters Hussie created, the uniqueness of their voices really speaks to his talent. Homestuck could've been something truly extraordinary if it had had an editor keeping Hussie on track.
>>81497668
I plan on doing HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE on 4/12 with every single flash page. So far its about 6 hours of video.
>>81497668
>>81497265
Characters, pre-A6
Sburb
>>81497265It's the smut, ok?
>>81497671
He defiantly plays to stereotypes, but he plays them straight enough to be believable and interesting in my mind. Guess it is kinda a matter of opinion though.
>>81497337
Katnep is a good ship
>>81497688
6 hours seems a bit high. Unless that includes 100%ing every walkaround, then that makes sense.
UPDATE!
>>81497668
The
>>81497265
the friends we made along the way
>>81497771
You can't fool me
>>81496663
Ive been thinking about his choice. Why did calliope even list the other choice he was given to die and make everything better forever?
>>81497265
I fucking love the felt so much holy shit
Remember when people thought Terezi and Vriska were gonna cause John and Dave to have a huge fight played to Dupliblaze COMAGMA?
>>81496663
Lord english is right there. Caliborn still has to fight the kids. We know for fact her survives.
>>81497899
Because she was given the same choice by Echidna, and she chose the other path.
>>81497921
i still want that
>>81497899
Because it's the one she took
DAVEPETA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>81497899
That's what (Calliope) chose.
According to her Caliborn made his choice the last time he was there and this time it's a fight to the death.