Continued from >>81328262
>>81330495
No we can't
>>81330495
IT WAS ME BARRY. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
MY NAME IS NOT BARRY, AND I MAY NOT BE THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE
Far too late to help these people, Barry,
Speed Force
Late as always
>>81331093
You're a right ponce, Christina.
>>81331092
almost.
Real barry reporting
Ho
Felicity is pure
I win again
>tfw no Barry
The Barry is a lie.
MEEEEE
I bet i can get dubs before i get barry
I will suck as much black cock as mistress felicity commands me to
IT WAS MEEEEEE!!!
Iris blows
>>81331191
That is statistically probable, yes.
>>81330495
SPEED WEED
Orange buttcheeks
Sorry guys for being late, but I had to have my two dads assure me how fast I am
april fools.
Do we have any evidence that Barry is even a viable name under this randomization? It might not be on the table, guys
>tfw Barry is on the 4chan version of Google plus right now
To me you've been dead for centuries
I am arrive
AM I TOO SOON?
>>81331279
Barry popped up in the Bruce thread while a Bruce popped up in the Barry thread
플래시
Bam.
Look at this.
TOO SOON
>>81331229
>Linda's parents are faggots
wow
FELICITY IS THE KEY
>TFW you aren't through fastest man alive
Soz was l8 guys I'm here na
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I'M THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE!
i'll take a stab at it
Barry of Earth-25 here. AMA
Where's Bare?
cuck desu senpai
>>81331360
What's it like to be a liar
>>81331380
Jessie your dad's looking for you pls contact
Barry should get a cheetah.
what is love?
Is Barry a big guy?
Sorry guys. Busy fighting the Anti-Monitor but I am here
>>81331380
Jessie please come back to me, real quick
>>81331340
>martha
gotta go fast
>>81331340
MOM?!?
Check these Barrys out
>>81331448
Not your mom.
Bruce Wayne is Batman
>>81331466
He needs to be points up you dingus, not to the right. nice dubs tho
gotta go fast
>>81331481
WHO THE HELL IS BRUCE WAYNE?
Barry's the name, speed's my game
I have no idea who this is
>>81331497
sss
It's just occurred to me that i've been shitposting like this for 2 hours now
>>81331497
Bruce Wayne is not Batman, he's Bane.
Bruce Wayne
Bruce WAyNE
B A N E ?
He's a big guy after all.
52525252
Give me your energy
>>81331466
Checked
Check out my name
Fear not fellow hu-mans. It is I, Your fastest Hu-man alive, "The Flash".
Maybe I'll have better chances in this thread
>>81331577
'Sup Lane
THE FLASH HAS FAILED YOU ALL! MAYBE HE'S NOT THE HERO... YOU WANTED HIM TO BE
Which might explain why you can't get a date
While we're at this, can anyone post the archived Flash talkback thread for Trajectory?
Flash is a faggot
CC JITTERS is PEOPLE!!!!
This is fun
http://strawpoll.me/7245953
Here i am
>>81331340
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT NAME?
>>81331658
Right you are, Ken
MY NAME IS BURIED ALIEN
>>81331638
Both is superman's friends in one
Just keep rolling
FLLAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH
RUNNING FAST STOCK FOOTAGE
What's you position on the bat vigilante of Gotham?
Reroll
>>81331689
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm a guy in a shit marvel quipfest
What do I win?
This flash is for you QuickSilver
>>81331800
JARVIS
OH SHIT
>>81331800
>Jarvis
You win becoming Vision and being the best Superman adaptation of the past few years.
I hope my name is Leonard. That would be cool.
>>81331837
>>81331800
Two fucking Jarvis and no Barry wtf
>>81331834
>S.H.I.E.L.D.
THIS IS WHY BARRY ISN'T COMING
WE'RE IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE
>>81331800
Damn
It ain't me.
>>81331837
Whatever Sheryl.
Here's a good get
IT WAS ME
It's just that easy
I'm very close to giving up
>>81331869
SNYDER WTF
FUCK THE TIMELINE
>>81331638
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/80995451/
It was I :^)
If Wells, Barry dead
ITS ME BARRY, IT WAS ALWAYS ME
Hey guys.
>>81331928
KHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN
Bye Barry.
Eddie was CC's true hero
>>81331933
Damn, wrong thread.
I swear I'm posting like a robot at this point
ONE GOAL
^^^^^
Why did I have to die?
Constantine for LoT season 2
>>81331926
>Sheila is a popular name in America and Canada just like Joe
>Kerr
I'm onto you.
MY NAME IS
Gods Not Dead 2
I'm the fastest man alive
Pack it up boys
>>81332014
FRANK GO TO YOUR OWN THREAD
Again
Sorry I'm late guys, had a run in with the Fruit Flinger
Where's Iris?
Im Dirty Dan!..............wait a minute....
Slow down people.
>>81332014
>>81332050
hahaha
Wally is a nice addition to the show. So was Jay. You can clearly see they're going places with this show.
Where's Felicity?
>>81332082
Make me 2nd best human Lantern.
WAKE ME UP
>>81332099
I'm starting to feel like the mods can censor names from appearing in specific threads, and they're playing us.
lightning gave me abs
>>81332120
A shitpost straight from the colon.
>>81332126
Bruce thread turned out fine
berry ellen pls
WHATS THIS? A THREAD LACKING IN NAMES STARTING WITH B's?
>>81330495
IT WAS MEEEEE
Are we sure it's possible to get Barry?
>>81332163
stuff thangs
coral
>>81332185
No it was me
What do Barry's feet smell like?
>>81332163
Bruce is fucking everywhere though.
>>81332183
A SUDDEN INFLUX OF Bs SHOULD PUT AND END TO THAT!
Reroll
>>81332189
So close.
And yes >>81332050
>>81332216
MY BRIEFCASE FULL OF B'S SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS! BARRY SHOULD APPEAR ANY MINUTE NOW!
Hey guys.
>>81332208
Speedforce
At this rate we'll get Zolomon before Berry.
Dammit.
>>81332232
STAAAAANNN
This isn't just shitposting now, this is advanced shitposting
BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY BARRY
>>81332274
Fuck of Fran Frank.
>>81332274
>>81332183
BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>81332274
>Francisco Frank
HAHAHAHA
LISTEN TO ME NOW
>>81332274
GOD DAMN YOU FRANK LEAVE
Come on
>>81332274
>Francisco Frank
Now you're just mocking the Frank thread.
MY NAME IS BOO BERRY ALLEN
>>81332274
>>81332230
>>81332216
>>81332183
to be honest this is the most /b/ we've been since we got that nigga killed for korra
>>81332314
Now watch them get a Barry Berry
>>81332274
Frank frank
damn
>>81332274
You can't Frank Barry, Frank.
Barry won't happen again.
A U T I S M
F O R C E
>>81331911
Thanks. I liked you in Tarzan and Kingdom Hearts.
Im going to be severely pissed if someone gets Thawne
>>81332333
Halloween when we got the word filters was pretty /b/.
I've won
Thread over
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GOOGLE MELISSA BENOIST FAPPENING
It's going to be me. I feel it.
>>81332386
Something not right with that boy
Reroll
>>81332389
Already seen it, not bad, not great though
https://youtu.be/-dJolYw8tnk
Im Joe West. Im looking for Barry
Check out the manly name thread on /m/ it's a goldmine
>>81332428
>Perry
So close.
HAPPENING
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
My name is
Come on
Since Flash's been a big fan of Iron Man recently, maybe playing his music will make him show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M
CAN'T WAKE UP
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I'M THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE!
SAAAAAVEEE MEEEEE
>>81331677
Our moms have the same name faggot
get wells
God damn it
>>81332484
Wow
Patty Come Back
If I do it you all owe me a sweetie
IT
WAS
ME
BARRY
Face it, guys. It's the impossible.
It is I, Barry Allen. Let it be known that the best actor to play me has been John Wesley Shipp
>>81332563
Patty ain't coming back.
>>81332183
Even funnier, i'm watching the latest ep of arrow--the one with the Bee Lady. (By the way, she's a surprisingly good villain. Emily Kinney''s a good actress.)
>>81332577
Fuck off, Stein.
Fuck you for Cosbying Jax.
>>81332577
Nope.
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>81332603
No Bob, Barry doesn't exist. Only Wally now
Fastest man alive.
>>81332599
Ah the rare Hispanic Chinese
>>81330495
hey its meeeee
meme
>All these people trying to be me
I'm flattered, really. But It's not the kind of burden you should put on yourself
MY NAME IS
>>81332640
Shake Zulla
>>81332580
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
I want to be spit roasted by batfleck and supercavil
GOTTAGOFAST
bazooper
>>81332648
The mic ruler?
>>81332577
professor Stein, have you ever merged with a woman before?
I'm a villain
>Inb4 Alan Barry
>>81332650
Just give me a reason some kind of sign
I'll need a miracle to help me this time
I heard what you said and I feel the same
I know in my heart that I'll have to change
HENRY ALLEN
JOHN CENA
BRUUUCE
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.
Where's Felicity?
CHRIS "THE CHRIS" WEIDMAN
Eobard get?
GO WEB GO
Come on, seriously?
No one?
>>81332650
I am the impossible
IM SPARTACUS
>>81332743
>Galloway
Gotham thread is that way.
End this.
>>81332752
No one will even get a Leaguer name
I got this
>>81332757
I am...THE FLASH
>>81332781
>Tyrone Dickerson
That sounds like a character Stormfront would make up.
WAKE ME UP
FOR GASTON
HAHA! See!? I am the one true Flashman!
>>81332761
I WANTED THEM TO DIE LIKE SHE DIED!
I'm a DC character with blonde hair
JUST
>>81332789
>Roderick
>Osborne
I have no idea whether to make a Green Goblin joke or a Hobgoblin joke.
Can you feel the speed tonight?
anime
CAN'T WAKE UP !!!
>>81332819
>Mooney
Fucking seriously? I get Fish before Barry?
>>81332789
Osborne! Why didn't you kill Spider-man?
What is I get the wrong Flash?
Can you feel the love tonight?
Barry is from Bartholomew isn't?
Come on, speedforce!
GOTTA GO FAST
>>81332867
You're from Earth 2
Barry get
>>81332893
Dear god, not nu52 earth 2!
>Will Felicity just in a fire alreadyy
>In almost 1000 posts no one has managed to get the name Barry
What is this wizardry
>yfw /co/ became highlander in a day
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
>/v/ and /tv/ got Christopher Poole, Chris Chandler, Ellen Page, Jonathan Johnstar
>we can't even get the first name, let alone a common combo like Bruce Wayne
why are we so unlucky, brothers?
>>81332936
>What is this wizardry
SPEED FORCE
CLARK
WAKE ME UP
This is gonna be my last one
SAVE ME BARRY
the wait is killing me
I want to rape Barry Allen and steal his speed
>>81332947
Because we're forcing meme magic as opposed to letting it naturally happen
You can't control it.
F A S T
A
S
T
Posting the gayest Flash ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xq0T3N0Lr8
SERIAL KILLER
And I am the fastest man alive..
FRANK
>>81333000
What a waste of double trips
>>81333008
Those were for charity clark
It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
Why.
If someone does it before me I'm going to get very upset. That's just your warning because you really won't like me when I am angry. I can say the meanest things.
I'm trying my best over here.
285+ POSTERY DOOS?!
It's treads like this that worry me.
The lack of a Berry is a sign that the Flash movie will be dark and edgy.
I'm not the fastest man alive, I'm just a barista!
>>81330495
So does each person have a constant name? Or does it change each time you post?
I don't even care anymore
You've lost
pls
I
NEED
MORE
SPEED
/m/ won
THIS IS BULLSHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POST IT'S JUST A DAMN NAME GIVE ME IT ALREADY MODS RIG IT IF YOU HAVE TO I NEED THE DAMN NAME DON'T YOU KNOW ALL I CRAVE IS THE (YOU)'S WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
HARLEY ROLL
HARLEY SMASH
Yeahahahaha TONIGHT!!!!
>>81333176
How. Share
MEME FORCE REPORTING IN
I don't know if I'm strong enough to do what I have to..
Earth 2 sucks.
boop
you mad
>>81333176
Won what?
>>81333207
Danny Tanner
IT WAS ME
MY NAME IS JONAS
>>81333207
>>81333209
>Double Wall
Easy peasy.
>>81333176
/v/ won
>>>/v/332760662
>>81333228
The best get
>>81333245
Well someone needs to build it
You primitive losers still doing this?
Don't give up guys
>>81333245
Allen! Are you relate to him by any chance?
>>81333245
>Allen
So close, yet so far...
>>81333245
Oh shit, Barry Allen is actually possible.
>>81333265
>Jay
OH SHIT
>>81333265
Zoom pls
>>81333278
i have to
Even my captcha is "STOP"
>>81333265
>I get Leonard and Jay
DOUBLE WHAMMY FUCKERS. I call that a win
>>81333265
FUCK
OFF
JAY
>>81333303
You son of a bitch!
>>81333303
>>81333265
FUCK YOU ZOOM
>>81333303
IT'S HERE
BABARA NEED BARRY
BARBARA SMASH PUNY BANE
>>81333303
What Earth is Crystal Earth?
Wait what
>>81333303
WINRAR
>>81333265
>>81333303
YOU SEE THAT SHIT?! I WIN ALL 3!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
>>81333303
>>81333303
YOU'RE FUCKING LATE BARRY
>>81333265
I'LL FUCK YOU UP JAAAAAAYYYYY
>>81333303
Bitch
>>81333303
Triple Whammy I guess lad
>>81333343
>Best
Now you're just rubbing it in
>>81333343
You truly are the best.
Don't mind me
>>81333303
Yaaay. We got Barry
>>81333359
Did you change your name to Charlotte just to hide from Felicity being a bitch, Ollie? I won't judge if so.
>>81333359
>Jay
>Leonard
>Barry
>Best
The meme magic was strong in me Oliver, go back to the Felicity power hour
>>81333343
Nigga today is your lucky day
>>81332947
>Jonathan Johnstar
Wait, what?
Link?
I'm totally going to get it guys
Guys I just saw a post with the last name Allen.
We can actually get Barry Allen if we believe hard enough.
>>81333501
I believe
Hey everyone
Hey guys
>>81333303
And like that, the victor wins by a landslide. I call this a good thread
>>81333303
Someone needs to archive this and call it Legend of the Crystal Barry.That is the stupidest thing I've ever typed and I pretended to be Felicity earlier.
>>81333303
I dare you to roll an Eobard.
>>81333589
I think Ive lost my connection to the memeforce
My pants are made of speedforce
FELICITY
>>81333303
>the crystal treatment makes barry run fast
>but it permanently enlarges his fingers
Who am I? That is the Question.
C'MON
>>81333637
You're sonja
This is so crash
>>81333674
Shut up Guy, youre the worst Lantern
>>81333420
You've got it kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p_1QSUsbsM
>>81333691
Alfred, what the fuck? Where are your manners?
>>81333707
>yet another cyke kids
The lightning Barry, FEEL THE LIGHTNING
>>81333707
>Carl chastising Alfred on his manners
What the fuck is happening in this thread?
>>81333757
You have the name of a superhero girlfriend
>>81333777
Good thing we found her before she wound up in a fridge
>>81333766
Is a Strange Kind of Magic
>Eddie with his youtube shit
I wasn't fast enough..
We are never gonna get a Barry
I'm running as fast as I can.
>>81333878
>Felicia
So fucking close to having Felicity in this thread.
>>81333921
But anon, that would kill the thread
>>81333921
SUMMON FELICITY
OLIVER HAS SECRETS
SUMMON FELICITY
OLIVER IS CHEATING YOU
Why don't people remember me?
Fastest man alive my ass.
>>81333303
Dat get.
>>81333333
>>81333988
We already have Felicity's mother in here.
>>81333836
>Barr
you were close
Itsa me, Barry
I just want to be a rogue. Is that so much to ask for?
>>81334094
We still need a Mick Rory and a Weather Mark Mardon
>>81334115
Rollin for Mark
Halp me Borry
>>81334144
Open your eyes, Otis! Look at the world! It's either you or them. You know what I mean.
>>81334179
Go back to Gotham, and stay dead this time!
HELLISH ISLAND
Allen get
Fuck that.
I'm rolling for HELLISH ISLAND
Rolling for Barry Allen.
>>81334210
>Elmer Manning
Eli's long lost twin
GIVE ME A GOOD NAME
you can't abort what you can't catch
Rolling for smitty werbenjagermanjensen
Arrow get
if dubs, barry's new name is this
>>81334287
Hey, I want to date Caitlyn. Can you introduce me to her?
Clarke Kent please
>>81334314
So are Lawton are you dead or black now or........?
>>81334300
MY NAME IS LYNNE ODONNELL AND I AM THE FASTEST IRISHMAN ALIVE
>>81334308
No! She's mine.
>>81334338
AYEEE EH ZOOM! YA BLEEDIN TOE STEPPIN LEATHER WEARIN INGRATE!
Let's see
>>81334338
ANDALÉ ANDALEÉ ARRIBA ARRIBA!
>>81334381
FUCK YOU WANDA MUH DAY M NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGIVE
Time to die Flash
Hey Other Barry!!
You could call me the reverse.
Hey it's me.
The guy.
Rolling for:
Nella Yrrab
>>81334473
I almost read that as Ebola Chan
>>81334473
>Ebony
KEK
>>81332947
We've had a Judy Greer in an OP.
>>81334473
>Flash Harrison
>>81334519
>Rita Harrison
memes.
MEMES!
>>81334528
Shit mate you missed a y on the end there.
>>81332947
The Meme magic is low with us. We need to try harder
>>81334568
The 2nd time htat has happened today. Damn
Can I channel the meme magic of /pol/?
>>81334210
Another Manning! >>81334544
>>81334575
>try harder
Run Faster
ftfy
ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAP
So it's possible to get Barry Barry
Has anyone gotten a Jay yet?
Barry of Earth-666 here. AMA
>>81334656
tonnes. The dude that got Barry had a Jay earlier
>>81334656
ctrl+f
Leonard Jay
(he then got a Crystal Barry while gloating)
>>81334699
>>81334656
And apparently got Best when losing his damn mind to the realization
>>81333303
You're a fast guy!
Your boss Daggett wouldn't know anything about this, would he?
Hunter Zolomon here
Barry is an asshole
I'm the flesh
>>81334837
I just pictured a guy with no skin running and screaming
>>81334657
Are you Earth-666 Flash Thompson's clone?
Destiny calls
I'm too early aren't I
>>81335165
Watch for time wraiths on your way back salvador.
>>81335197
Fuck you, Iris, but at least you're not Felicity.
>>81334886
Nope. I am Clark Wayne doppleganger
>>81332947
Win-O got a "Luis Lane"
rule 63?
I am Barry
>>81332947
We got Chad Gay
>>81333343
And he truly was the best of us.
>>81335546
Wrong thread Martha.
You're telling me the answer is just to run faster?
Superman or Batman get. Arrow is alright too I guess.
What is even going on
>>81335583
Run,
Barry,
RUN.
I'll take any hero
>>81335598
Sorry for your loss cap.
>>81333501
We should make a new thread trying to summon barry allen.
>>81335632
Fuck off, Snyder. Your movies are shit.
But to you, I've been the Flash for centuries.
>>81335632
snyder is the hero DCEU needs.
>>81335632
Fuck no. You already ruined Bats and Supes. You don't get anyone else Snyder.
Am I too early?
My name is Berry Alien
>>81330495
I'm the fast man alive
GIT HER DONE
>>81334210
>>81334544
Peyton's beard! Another one: >>81335865
am i the deadliest man alive?
speedforce me, barry
I'll take a Flash, please
>>81336144
Checkd
>>81336144
Go fuck Gwen Stacy, Norman.
RUN BARRY RUN
>>81336372
Wha-
Huh?
>>81336372
Lana
LANA
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
BERRY
Just give me dat Barry.
>>81336372
>tfw still secretly long for Lana
>stuck with Lois
>motherfucking kryptonite skin
>why couldn't it be red
I prefer Wally
>>81336556
ALMOST THERE
So the mods couldnt even be clever and make ours /co/ names?
Cmon guys theres no way we'll get Barry Allen. Crystal Barry was pretty damn funny though
>>81336654
Shut up I am Eobard
Tell me /co/, how many Jays?
Actual Barry IRL here for the Barry get.
>>81336716
My real name is Jay.
>>81336680
Make me Teddy
>>81336751
so, IT WAS YOU
>>81336751
Quentin that you?
>tfw nobody will become the Flash
>>81337209
But somebody already did
ITS BEEN DONE
>>81337468
We git the speed force here now.
This ain't gonna happen
>>81336642
>Wayne
me me me
MY NAME IS BERRY ALLEN AND I AM THE JUCIEST MAN ALIVE
>>81333303
I prefer Barry Classic