First person to get the name Barry wins this thread
Too soon
Am I too soon?
GOTTA GO FAST
IT WAS ME
I've been Barry for centuries
If someone gets Wally first then we'll know which Speedster is faster.
ME!
MY NAME IS
I'm the fastest man alive!
>>81328323
slim shady
it was me
>>81328262
okay
I want to fuck my sister
Gotta go fast
Is it even a name you can get?
:3
What is going on?
Rolling around at the speed of sound
have to go at a moderate pace
Yeah Barry
>>81328372
if not barry then someone will get wally or Jay
My name is Wally West and I am the blackest man alive
I love these shenanigansI'm a filthy cheater
I'M TOO SOON
>>81328410
My dad's a cop.
>>81328411
Ajax?
STOP INVINCIBLE SELF
whoop
And I am, The Flashâ„¢
>>81328467
HOLY SHIT STATIC SHOCK IS IN THE THREAD
>>81328464
How bout them cowboys?
I'm the FASTEST man alive
Bane?
the fastest man alive.
To the outside word, I'm only a forensic Anon.
You killed my mother
JAY IS THE KEY
AM I TOO ZOOM?
>>81328464
Sick meme bro
The fast guy
But secretly, I use this thread to find anons like me.
My name is Barry Allen and i am at least the third fastest man alive
[scary helicopter noises]
Come on Barry, don't let me down.
Too many Jays
NOOOOOOOOOO
Rolling for barry
Call me the Flash
gosh guys felicity sure is great
All hail the only Arrowverse character that matters
Rerolling 4 felicity
I want to fuck my sister
>>81328596
BUT OLIBUUUUUUURRRRR
WITH ONE GOAL:
GO FAST
fuck iris
I hate Eobard Thawne
I want to be fucked by Jay, Jay, and mask Jay all at the same time please
>>81328643
Fucking Kek.
>>81328643
lel
Come onnnn Eobard
>>81328643
Mate
Patty please come back to me!
>>81328643
Nice.
>>81328643
ayy
>>81328643
HOLY SHIT
>>81328666
Freddie Moyer is satan confirmed.
>>81328643
Alright, bend over
When Barry
>>81328643
Damnnnnnnn son
Crisis on Infinite Threads
>>81328643
Fuck you iris.
Come oooooon Universe!
>>81328262
When I go fast I don't breathe.
>>81328643
wow
Eddie ;_;
>>81328707
>>81328643
Nice rolls
It was me!
>>81328707
Oh fuck, not me too.
ZOOOOOOOM
hunter get
>>81328643
lmao
>>81328707
>>81328643
two iris and no barry
rip
felicity is the key to all of it
>>81328729
OLIBURRRR
Court 31875
>>81328729
BUT OLIBURR
It might have been me, Barry.
>>81328700
This is a sign that commissioner Gordon will be played by Idris Elba in the new Batman movies. You heard it here first.
>>81328262
CW is shit.
>>81328765
Fuck off greg
LISTEN TO ME KNOW
ITS FELICITY
FELICITY SMOAK
SHES THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS
I wanna fuck my own sister
>>81328262
ha ha jokes on u im mr big dick
I got Barry Roach once before, so...
>>81328790
>Morrison
I'm going to fuck all the women on the flash
THEA IS BEST GIRL
>>81328659
So close
what's this guy's name, /co/?
>>81328783
AM I TOO SOON?
I'M TOO SOON
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT EOBARD
YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT
FEAR HIM
>>81328808
they are ugly
Barry as Barry or does Bartholomew and Bart also count?
>>81328643
No mind if i do
>>81328812
>Diana
>>81328262
What if there's no Barry in the auto-namefag list?
>>81328262
It was me, Barry
>>81328262
I am the fastest man alive
hi
Is Barry even in the name pool?
>>81328840
We kill batman.
SPEED WEED
>>81328841
It was Gary, Barry.
Thawne can kiss my ass.
>>81328643
GREAT SHOT KID THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION
>>81328834
Fuck your impulse, flash only
>>81328865
CISCO!
>>81328859
Yes, I've definitely seen it.
I don't get it.
RIGHT HERE SENPAI
Is Barry the new dubs?
GOTTA GO FAST
>>81328888
Nice digits
rerollin
SNOWBARRY
>>81328917
How good are you at shooting?
rollin for barry
Wtf is happening to 4chan today... Looks so fucking weird...
My name is...
>>81328931
>Curtis
>Bruce
Impressive
It's me desu
ROLLIN FORCRISCO
>>81328933
Haha time for flips
BARRRYYYYY
Wakka wakka
I am Batman
I am the slowest man alive
Gustin is shit actor.
>>81328841
>tfw 4chan gets eerily close to my actual name
>>81328983
Hello Arryb
>>81328957
almost!
ALLEN
>>81328986
HYPERCRISIS CONFIRMED!!!
>>81329014
She looks squicky
When this goes can we still keep the plus post button in the bottom corner please
I'm a lazy faggot
Bazinga
wew
MUH DAD
rrrrrrrrr
>>81329025
What did he mean by this?
Kept you waiting huh?
UUUU
>>81329034
ITS LOIS
>>81329041
Calm down big guy
zimbabwe
>>81329022
Hahahahahaha the 'she' samefag meme!
Black Dad best dad
reporting in
>>81329057
What the fuck are you talking you nigger?
>>81329022
Too bad about her penis.
>>81329025
>>81329025
>>81329034
>THE KEY
>>81329063
>Martha
>M A R T H A
Hey guys I need to go shower no-one get barry while i'm gone ok
>>81329038
I understood that reference!
>>81329094
Ok man
>>81329022
>she
>>81329063
MARTHA ISNT GOING TO DIE IN THIS THREAD
>>81329094
jesse where are you please come home
>>81329083
TAKBIR
>>81329094
Be Quick, Jesse
>>81329050
For you
>>81329094
Ok woman
Great thread, Barry.
>>81329135
Will they fuck?
IT WAS ME!!
>>81328262
fuck you
>>81329167
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GWEN. GO TO YOUR OWN UNIVERSE!!
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>>81329162
Yes.
>>81329175
Cain't Flim Flam the Zim Zam.
Niggers
Check out my B
WHO WAS IT?
>>81329203
no more rats jared please
By the power of Allah
wally drama up ahead
BRUCE
Teddy Sears
I am Zoom.
>>81329203
MADMAN
>224 in
>No Barry
Guys, I think Barry's in a different universe right now.Or you know, the random name generator doesn't have it.
>>81328643
>>81329270
Hey Doug! *honk* *honk*
I am the fastest man alive
My name is the Flash
>>81329299
>bruce
West Flash Best Flash
>>81329274
I spotted Barry on /v/ seconds ago so you're just shit out of luck.
I win again, Flash
Looks like no one is gonna get it guys
>>81329299
>>81329337
Sure
I'M THE KEKIEST MAN ALIVE
>>81328262
FIND US
>>81328643
>Iris Forbes
Alright! OK then, ... be right over.
>>81329363
SUPES
>>81328262
fucking mods with their April fools pranks
>>81329340
>Bruce
>>81329363
>Clark
Check it
ehh fuck this
>tfw you run so fast your name gets erased from history
>>81329340
BRUCE
tell me about bane
MOMMA
Ok guys I've had my shower, you can try and get barry again
47
>>81328262
IT WAS ME BARRY
>>81329392
>Tim
JUST
You know, we really shouldn't be surprised.
Being a bunch of comic and cartoon nerds, it's no wonder that none of our un-/fit/ asses get to call themselves the fastest man alive.
The Bruce thread has a Barry and it only took 36 posts
I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE.
I am tue earl E.
>>81329484
IT WAS ME BERRY
>>81329484
So close mr berry
>>81329484
>Berry
So close.
>>81329479
>Berry
MY NAME IS
>>81329495
ALFRED
I'm the slowest
>>81329495
>Alfred
HOW IT STARTS
>>81329484
too early
Buttsex
>>81329507
That's a fancy sounding name, Mr. Blackburn, I am
>>81329484
Fuck
Almost
JUST
>>81329525
>SNYDER
This is the beginning of a new age.
>>81329484
lel
>>81329522
THE FEVER
Do you think they blacklist a name if it's in the OP post?
>>81329525
FUCK YOU SnYDER
Barry me
>>81329484
IT WAS ME BERRY.
>>81329534
FUCK
>>81329544
THE R A G E
>>81328262
Hi guys!
>>81329537
>>81329547
I'm so sorry. I really am.
>>81329544
>Berry
>Now Cherry
Rolling forHarrison
S P E E D
F O R C E
>>81329525
>Snyder
martha
>>81329568That's not going to end well for you
TELL ME ABOUT THAWNE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK? A 'LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN ANGRY GUY!
Man bun
It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
They're bad guys
>>81329631
That doesn't excuse you putting an arrow through their heart!
This is Barry reporting
Barry.
>>81329631
Worst of the worst!
C'mon Barry.
Shitposting for Barry
Not like this.
>>81329674
that's an impressive although /co/ unrelated name, sir.
>>81329631
How was the island?
>>81329674
sounds like a Stan Lee character
It was me
Hey guys Grant Gustin here, taking a break from filming The Flashâ„¢. AMA?
>>81329674
>Ramon Roman
Bitchin
>327 in
>Still no Barry
Well screw him.
I'm rolling for the true greatest hero!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mspb0bkaRE
Check THESE Barrys out.
>>81329723
Fucking fail.
>>81329697
shut up ho!
Come on
>>81328262
THAT'S RIGHT, ANON.
A MUSTARD BABY.
IT CAME FROM ME.
get a load of this barry
Jay is pure
>>81329748
I have a nigger sister that I masturbate to
>>81329674
Get back to work, Ramon
AYO
speed rolls
Mexican Flash
Run Barry, Run!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0
Frank get.
REALLY
REALLY
BAD
Rolling.
Might as well try to win this threa
fuck this
I need to take a shit.
>ywn cuddle barry on the sofa watching daredevil on netflix
After five years on a hellish island, I returned with only one goal, to become the fastest man alive
Then Barry fucked it up
It's over.
GOTTA GO FAST
Iris' tight black ass
rolling
sure
Too soon?
God damn it, I always come too soon!
I HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO MAKE HASTE.
JUNGLE FEVER
>>81329837
Nice tits
Quicksilver best speedster
rolling again
It was me, Barry! I was the Barry!
I hope I'm not banned for this
>>81329884
Get in the DeLorean Marty!
Sheev is the real Barry
I AM THE FLESH
Maybe barry will show up if we're in danger
HELP FLASH I'M FALLING OFF A ROOF
Would the real Barry Allen, please stand up?
Please stand up?
Guys, Barry doesn't exist.
I'm gay
>>81329922
Fuck you April.
I just woke up what the fuck is this?
JOKER HERE, GUESS YOU GUYS KNOW MY REAL NAME FINALLY
>>81328262
Faster
Barry it's me, Patty
>>81329957
>Francisco
Not bad.
Trying again
Me and Hunter got a lot in common
We Earth 2 killahs
Thread theme as we all realize we're not good enouht to be Barry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
I gotta dig bick
[helicopter noises]
SAVE ME BARRY
>>81329965
SNYYYYYDER
I'm the white version
>>81329525
>>81329965
>2 Synders
>0 Barrys
Why live?
>>81329965
More Snyders...
>>81329965
Haven't you learnt your lesson after 2 shit movies?
Quicksliver is faster
>>81329951
The day of shitposting
BYE FELICIA
>>81329989
What a faggot
>>81329989
gay
>>81329995
Go get pictures of Batman, commissioner.
>>81329965
Fuck off Snyder
Flash please I'm about to be shot
Test
It is me.
I'm gonna get Barry and dubs
>>81330033
LOVE INTEREST FOR CAITLYN
>ywn be barry
>>81328643
Ha, lube up.
DR. DOOM WILL BECOME BARRY FOR DOOM IS AT HAND FOR THE DOOMED DENISONS OF DOOOOOOOM
>>81330017
>Dickson
>calling other people gay
>>81330046
>Neither
How does it feel to be an ordinary man just like every one of us?
>>81328262
hell
I win again, Flash
Flash is dead.
TOO SOON
>>81330052
Bomb ass lean
>>81330071
>Savage
Constantine is watching Arrow in hell
All will be well.
>>81330071
DIG IT!
Testing
>>81330071
OOOHHH YEEAHH
I think felicity was the best thing to ever happen to arrow and I hope she shows up on legends and the flash in every new episode
>>81330130
Of course a girl said this
All will be well
>>81330130
kill yourself.
Fuck you Barry senpai
>>81330130
>felicity ... hope she shows up on legends
She already did (when still wheelchair bound)
I'm not sure what's going on, so I'm just going to say duck this thread
>>81328643
GODDAMN
ROGUES NEXT SEASON
>>81330168
E--HEY!!!! Got a Caitlin!
please barry just turn the fuck up so I can leave this fucking thread
REEEE
>>81330168
Whatever you do, don't fall in love with me
Hey guys, where's Eddie?;____;
Fuck Barry
More than 400 replies and nothing
I'm more of a Jay Garrick fan anyways.
This is my gift
My curse
IT WAS ME
Grant Gustin is worst actor.
>>81330236
Flash is dead, bury it
I give up
And my power is...
desu desu
>>81330168
She was in a wheelchair for like a week.
Is this shit still on? Go home, everyone.
I have no idea who this is
Hey guys, Felicity here. I'm hacking into 4chan servers as we speak to let you know that Barry is on his way. He will only come here if you reply to me saying the following
Thank you Felicity for being so perfect.
xoxo
beelieve
perhaps...
I'M THE4THFASTEST MAN ALIVE.
FUCKING WHEN
>>81330268
...being a fucking country.
LETS GET NUTS
Not even a Wally or a Jay?
>>81330262
NEVER GIVE UP
This thread got Bruce(s).
Bruce thread got a Barry: >>81329264
But almost bump limit, and no winner ...
>>81330278
shut up hellcat, go be quirky elsewhere
Again
Which might explain why you can't get a date.
>>81330308
NEVER SURRENDER!
>>81330308
>Patty
>>81330314
GETTING CLOSER
>>81330308
Shut up patty
>>81330314
JAAAAAAAY
>>81330308
Well HELLO Patty.
>>81330314
fuck off jay you piece of shit
>>81330325
WELLS!!!
It's over.
>>81330340
It's never over
>>81330314
ZOOOOOMMM
I killed him
>>81330314
It's a trap! Zoom's here to steal your speed!
>>81330340
not yet.
>>81330308
I miss Patty
>>81330325
>>81330314
WELLS AND JAY. THE SPEEDSTERS ARE COMING BRACE FOR BARRY BITCHES
Rolling for the fastest man alive
>>81330326
Where's the Titans?
>>81330366
>inb4 Thawn
Come out Barry
too fast for this thread
>>81330372
ask wb
Barry won't come because he was caught by the time wraith. It's over guys, pay your respects
F
NEED FOR SPEED
>>81330379
It's Thawne
>>81330416
You ruined Gotham!
WB made the worst casting choice possible for the flash
>>81330416
Sorry
>inb4 Thawn
Do you believe in miracles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOl4oeHZnBk
>>81330437
Why because he isn't black like you?
>>81330437
>Iris' Ass
Barry's about to come, guise.
I'm getting tired of this
Elf?
MY NAME IS
>>81330462
>Wallace
close.
>>81330462
>Wallace
Am I too late?
>>81330477
>Ronnie
>>81330477
>>81330481
>Atkinson!!!
Use the (speed)Force Barry!
Just barry my shit up senpai
Come on
HEY THERE
how many fucking names are there? christ
Find him and destroy him
I miss Smallville
>>81330491
TOO SOON
Oh fuck me
>>81330527
It's probably from the standard database for this. I think it's close to 5k first names and 5k last names.
Kept you waitin', huh?
>Over bump limit
>inb4 last comment just a second before thread goes into the archive will be by "Barry Allen"
Speedforce roll for a winner.
Quicksilver >>>>> The Flash
I HAVE A NEED
>>81330437
Iris pls
oh man oh god
Laurel is in the grave
RILLL
Are we actually going to have to make a second thread just for Barry?
>>81330551
And yet we got more than one Iris.
>tfw no Barry
BLAH BLAH
>>81330562
Typical Barry, always late.
Alright, let's get serious
>>81330578
Perfect nightwing right there. Hows his ass though?
>>81330596
Earth 1 and Earth 2
>>81330596
>Trina Graves
Ok, that is creepily close to my real name.
Just in the nick of time!
>>81330596
Iris and friends confirmed
Did I keep you waiting?
F E L I C I T Y
E
L
I
C
I
T
Y
Hey guise, what's going on in this thread?
>>81330624
Actually, we had 3.
GIMME
>>81330626
What's going on in the house?
BY THE POWER OF SPEEDFORCE
I
HAVE
THE
POWEEEEEEEEEER!
TO ME YOU'VE BEEN DEAD FOR CENTURIES
>>81330644
Forbes, Bauer ... Colon is an ass.
C'mon Barry
>>81330665
So close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw
>>81330674
Flippin'
eddie is jay
Just come out already
FOR FUCK SAKE!
WHERE IS THE FLASH?
DAMMIT
I
A M
T H E
F A S T E S T
M A N
A L I V E
WALLY IS A NIGGER
>>81330725
Well you're not wrong
>>81330452
>Barry's about to come, guise.
And so am I
Season 2 has been a letdown
Barry Barrista
Bruh
Am I too soon?
>>81330734
We need a fanfic where Barry is a deep-rooted racist due to his upbringing before he was adopted.
>>81329525
Thanks you based snyder for the BvS kino.
>>81330743
muh OLIBUUURRRRRRR
WEATHER WIZARD
>>81330736
Who wouldn't, really?
IT WAS ME!
>>81330771
me, i'm gay
>>81330770
RIPIP
>>81330770
HAVE FUN IN THE GRAVE
Reroll
YOU HAVE FAILED THIS THREAD
CISCO IS A DIRTY SPIC
>>81330815
THIS THREAD FAILED ME
>>81330815
>Rush
>>81330786
Nobody's that gay, honey.
Again
>>81330815
>Hugo Rush
Worst speedster name ever
The Flash (Barry Allen) is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. Barry Allen is the second character known as Flash. The character first appeared in Showcase #4 (October 1956), created by writer Robert Kanigher and penciler Carmine Infantino.[1] His name combines talk show hosts Barry Gray and Steve Allen.[2]
His death in 1985 in Crisis on Infinite Earths removed the character from the regular DC lineup for 23 years. His return to regular comics occurred subsequently in 2008 within the pages of Grant Morrison's Final Crisis and Geoff Johns' The Flash: Rebirth limited series. In 2011, Barry Allen played a key role of the crossover mini-series Flashpoint, which resulted in another reboot of the DC Comics continuity, known as "The New 52". Allen has appeared in various adaptations in other media, John Wesley Shipp played the character in the 1990 CBS television series and Grant Gustin currently plays the character in the 2014 CW television series. The character is played by Ezra Miller in the DC Extended Universe, beginning with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice with a solo film set for release in 2018.
im the fastest dubchecker alive.
>>81330815
GOTHAM CROSSOVER
you can't catch me unless i want you to
The name is Hunter. Not Jay. Hunter.
FASTEST NIGGER ALIVE
I still have a chance to save everyone. I still have a chance!!!
Run, Barry. Run
MADNESS
Run, Forrest. Run.
Witness me
Run Nigger Run
PIZZA TIME
I've run out of funny things to say and this is only my first post
Hey other Barry
I ran all the way here
>>81330923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU
>>81330927
Jenny ... you're muh girl.
>Barry's not coming to save us
>tfw friendzoned by supergirl
Sorry guys, am I late?
>>81330665
>Lou Vega
M A M B O
SPEEEEDDDFFFFOORRCCCEEE
Why
>>81330946
I love you too
To hell with you all
ZOOOOOOM
If flash was speed, then who was phone?
BIG
>>81331008
GUY
those were for charity
hey guys, did i miss the party?
>way past the bump limit
>on page 5 sinking closer to the darkness
BARRY PLEASE...
I have to go faster!
zoom is coming
>>81331018
FOR
>>81331018
FOR
>>81331040
ME. It was me, Barry.
There's still time!
The lightning chose me
BARRY'S OUT FUCKING BITCHES
CRIMSON COMET SAVE US!
Time's running out
Barry sucks
Dr Well? I'm ZOOM
>>81331060
Ganthet got a new nickname?
UPTOWN FUNK
Fear not thread, I got this.
The whoooosh.
Last minute arrival
I have transcended shitposting into the speedforce
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
DJPARBATZ
>>81331094
Let it go. Let it go!!
Hi
>>81330495
New thread lets go
How fast?
sorry I'm late
>>81328262
Rolling for:
Henry, Joseph/Joe, Harrison
He ain't coming
Almost got it
Hey guys
>>81331158
Don't give up. He'll come?
>>81331158
He already came, but it was too soon.
The thread wasn't up yet.
>barry is not here
>he will never save us from the darkness
What's up Baer?
Run Barry Run!!!
APRIL FOOLS
Come on
>>81331230
>Frank
They;re looking for you in another thread.
Maybe the next one
>>81331230
>>81331260
Frankforce ain't gotta explain shit
>>81331242
>Allan
Nice
I'm the fastest man alive
Reroll
>>81331287
Sure Ronald. Sure you are.
May the Speedforce be with you
Rollo
again
and again
>>81331364
Always
Ignore the new thread, this one will get it.
Barry
Summoning
>>81331432
If you change the letters around it spells barry bent
and again again
BARRY ISN'T COMING, IRIS
INSTEAD YOU GOT I!
Come out
and again again again
Bruh
Reroll
and again again again again
IT' NOT FAIR
This is depressing
This is thread lost
One last time
BRUH
and nothing
What did I miss?
la la la
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4
pls
My name isn't Barry, and that's a flash fact
Maybe zoom knows where barry is
Abandon hope
Bruh
>>81329484
BORG LIFE
neva eva
>>81328262
>The time has come
>>81332139
>and so have I
Got to go fast
>>81332170
>LUTHER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>81332170
Luther pls
>>81329900
>>81329837
I can't wait to see her get Mimosa'd
Different name each time
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>81332332
You only just figured this out?
lel
>Page 9
No time to talk, gotta stop Zoom
>>81332607
>722 posts
I'm so scared, what if he doesn't save us in time...
It's never too late
It's too late
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE SCARLET SPEEDSTER?
MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN
Sorry
COME ON!
I struck by lightning for 5 years on an island. I need to become the same thing I was but faster.
Bye Barry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
RIP Barry
/thread
I know I'm not barry and I'm sorry for that, but I'm here now, and I will save you all.
>>81328262
no whammies
Goodbye
I am
one more
I guess you can say this was Barry disappointing
>>81333372
fug
>>81333433
That was actually good. Barry Barry good.
>>81333545
barryly worth a thread, desu.
>>81333606 >>81333545
That Sims Wise. Barry wise indeed.