Homestuck update talkback thread

*crickets*

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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
three in the m0rning

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so is rose <3< jasprose gonna happen?

>>81220821
something something time travel

>>81220821
i'll beep you

>>81220827
probably. jasprose has already said in no uncertain terms she can just switch off her human notion of taboos

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When will Hussie finally kill himself?

>>81220880
right after you

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>>81220857
You can't beep a robot.

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>>81220880

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>it's fucking nothing

>>81220961
Sure but we've also got the update schedule until the end of the comic.

>>81220961
>>it'ss fucking nothing
>hey guys im going to update about as often as you take a shit
yep nothing

>tfw Tavros would have bullied Karkat into suicide and take over leadership if it wasn't for Vriska bullying him first

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>>81220827
Hope you're into breathplay.

>>81220961
Ain't over till it's over

>>81221024
i can get into it. rose in a blackrom might be enough to make her interesting again.

also im really into selfcest

I cant believe its finally fucking ending

Ill finally be free

>>81221049
Can't tell if Rose or Dave

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>>81221073

>>81221083
That's Rose, the point was that she was dressing up in lolita stuff, not crossdressing

>>81221083
Dave is the prettiest princess

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>>81221073
>>81221083

>>81221073
maybe its rose's straight dnd character

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>>81221094
Also Rose, based off the same premise as >>81221083

>>81221024
>freedomplay

>>81221073
>thinking Jade would fuck anything else besides a Dave

>>81221069
>This anon doesn't know about Homestuck 2.0.

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>>81220880
You would like that wouldn't you?

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>>81221104
but Rose's DnD character is Calmasis, a gay wizard

>>81221120
we already knew rose was into that

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So if everyone's going to be gay according to ipgd, what do you think will be endgame?

>>81221186
jadevriska

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please post old pics and edits. i need the version of this with sollux and feferi

>>81221186
giant orgy

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>>81221138
i meant this one

OK, Hussie:

If you can redeem Homestuck somehow, I will spend my hard-earned fucking money on your shitty merchandise. I don't normally buy merch for anything. That is how serious I am about this.

>>81221186
Davekat, Rosemary, Janerezi , Dirk/Equius, Jake/Tavrosprite, Roxycallie, John/Gamzee, Jade/her hand, Vriska/The giant explosion that kills her

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It's ending.
It's really going to be over.

I have so many conflicting feelings.
So much emotion.

Maybe it would be better to never have any closure. Keep it all open.

Maybe Hussie should just... Vanish. Take on a new name. Leave Homestuck like it is and let it fade into obscurity.

Am I laughing because I'm happy that I will see it end, or crying because I will miss it so?
I don't want to lose this fandom and all it's absolute mental autism-spreading insanity...

>>81221289
Let's make a suicide pact, anon

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>>81221281
>Jade/her hand

Did IPGD ever mention why he hates Jade so much?

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>>81221306
If this >>81221229 is true, count me in

>>81221323
Both of them are me

>>81221323
* >>81221281

>>81221344
Oh, that makes more sense (that wasn't me)

>>81221201
oh fugg
i need pics of Vriska beating up Jade

okay I'm back what did I miss

>>81221306
Like >>81221323 >>81221344 .
If DirkJake either isn't a thing in the end or doesn't get a proper ending...

>>81221369
Suicide-Pacts, come die with us.

still waiting for the scans of the equius/vriska PXS story

>>81221323
Homestuck makes me want to be dead.

>>81221386
>or doesn't get a proper ending.
It got a proper ending. both of them broke up cause they realized they're awful for each other.

>>81221386
nah I wanna live some more.

I wanna see what homestuck 2 is like

>>81221386
the only proper ending is dirk apologizing and jake agreeing to be his friend again, both agreeing that relationships are a bad idea right now

which is probably whatll happen

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>>81221386

Dear sister...

I just woke up and saw the news.

I-is it really happening friends?

Is the ride finally over?

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>>81221281
Sadly this seems way more likely than it should given Hussie's pandering

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i cant wait to die

is it too late to get into this? Been thinking about it a lot lately and also a grill I like is a massive fan

>>81221409
Now see, they haven't talked anything out yet. There's still tons of shit in the open that needs to get cleared away because they will obviously be forced to spend time together because of the whole group thing. Unless everybody just dies or something like that, of course.

This >>81221421 is the most likely outcome, but it will break my heart.

I see too much of my own past relationship in those two.

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>>81221214
this was tragically short-lived. male rose is my husbando

>>81221496
Dont hit that ass, shes likely to be a crazie.

>>81221500
They're fated to fight skull kid together so there's that.

>>81221437
Today marked the beginning of the end

>>81221496
You have two weeks to catch up, it should be doable.

>>81221496
If you read super fast you might be able to experience the finale live

>>81221496
If you do it now you can dress up as Dave and she'll ride your dick

>>81221392
PXS book 2 doesnt come out until mid July

>>81221496

So many times this >>81221520

Get out while you can. It only breeds insanity. An unhealthy obsession that will destory other important parts of your life and you will see references everywhere you go.
There is no in-between.

>>81221323
>>81221289
>>81221306
wouldn't it be easier to just kill andrew?

shit has something like that actually happened? A bunch of triggered autists kill a writer/artist because they didn't like the new content they were creating.

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>>81221496
as long as you're willing to devote several hours a day, you should be able to catch up with two days to spare.

just don't stress out about 'where's the plot?' enjoy the jokes and let the jokes inexplicably turn into plot at their own pace

>>81221600
that's the plot to Misery

>>81221600
no shit like that never happened

>>81221600
Mark David Chapman

>>81221500
It was a shitty mashup, Dirk is like an ultra dom while Jake didnt even really want to be in the relationship. Dirk even admitted he only wanted to fuck him because he was the only guy available. It was shit and fangirls only liked it because "teh gays XD" Even davekat is way better.

>>81221496
I read it in a week and a half once. You'll have to go hard though.

>>81221600
Probably a few times in history when some writer or artists was found murdered.

But I wouldn't want to kill Hussie. If anything I'd want him to be the one who kills us all. Let him watch the suffering he brought upon us with his own two hands and end it with the same ones.

>>81221607
O T P
T
P

I think Homestuck definitely takes a lot longer to read the first time around.

I've read Homestuck three times and it definitely got easier to get through it each time.

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>>81221631
man, imagine being the guy who killed someone so beloved.
Striking down the personal jesus to a bunch of idiots.

>>81221659
The chronology is definitely a lot easier to follow. The first time I read through the Intermission I had absolutely no idea what was going on but now I can follow it effortlessly.

>>81221638
This has been done to death for the past, what, three years? Three and a half?

>>81221660
Just imagine the fallout if someone killed Hussie and posted pictures instead of ACT 7.
There'd be a manhunt that could only be topped if someone murdered JK Rowling.

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THE RIDE IS ENDING
GOD EXISTS

>>81221718
It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but the first time I skipped a lot because I had no idea what was going on. I think it would have been different if I had a friend or something to tell me to just read everything, but I even skipped the Intermission.

And now that's my favourite part of the entire bloody comic.

>>81221322
i thought ipgd was a womf

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>>81221659

did you gloss over any parts on second and third reads?

i know i kind of went " oh yeah i remember this chat" and not so much skimmed, but glazed over a bit at times.

>>81221798
Yeah that also sometimes happened. I think I skimmed over a lot of Hivebent because I was like "oh yeah, I know all this" and I also don't really like it that much.

>>81221840
Peachy.

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>>81221840
Post your /pol/ reaction when only white people will survive the apocalypse :^)

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>>81221840
>>81221853
every character in homestuck is a nigger and you cant prove otherwise

>>81221888
John "One Man Klan" Egbert isn't

I almost feel like going to my local convention this weekend to find some Homestucks to freak out with.

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>>81221907
>One Man Klan

>>81221907
John "Eugenics Like Doc Mengele" Egbert

>>81221914
I thought they all died out and instead all moved to undertale, thankfully I haven't seen a single one at conventions in years

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>>81221833

ironically on my second read through i found some conversations i did NOT remember happening at all, even though my first read through i didnt skip anything. i suppose its a lot of small details on conversations to remember.

Man this Homestuck hype has me feeling like a kid again. And by a kid I mean I was 21 when I started reading Homestuck.

>>81222003
When people post pictures of this convention there's usually some Homestuck cosplayers lounging around in the background.

>>81221907
John "Cork a Dork" Egbert
John "R.I.P. Cape" Egbert
John "Punch a Bunch" Egbert
John "Cena" Egbert

>>81222003
i went to a convention last weekend
the percentage that basically used to be homestuck is now undertale

>>81221985
John "No place to hide if you're not white" Egbert

>>81222021
I think when you read through it a second time you have a better grasp of what is important to the plot and what is not. So certain conversations kind of catch your eye more because you know they're going to be relevant.

>>81222003
They're just using Undertale to sate them for this.
Now that Homestuck is back, and about to end, I suspect they'll boom again for a while before either shifting back to Undertale or whatever's new.

>>81222003
I went to a con two weeks ago after not going for a while. There were like... 5 homestuck cosplayers? It was surreal, there used to be hundreds.

>>81222063
John "Non-whites in the slammer get hit by a hammer" Egbert

>>81222031
thats a nice trip anon

>>81222134
Doesn't count unless they're the last digits, anon, c'mon...

>>81221840
I felt bad for Hussie when he essentially had to defend himself for having an all white group of kids.

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>>81222065

yeah there was parts i definitely focused on and was able to read into and better understand ( with knowledge of future events i could see foreshadowing better etc) while other stuff i could chuckle at and then carry on

>>81222134
Thanks. It's a remnant of my old HSG days that started as a stupid ironic joke.

So kind of like a lot of Homestuck I guess.

>>81222146
He meant the Tripcode

>>81222146
JEJ
HSG might have left but there's newfags instead. Did homestuck threads ever have a real chance?

>>81221914
>tfw no local conventions because you live in some village in bongland which has nothing on
>only convention near you is comiccon
oh well

>>81222222

>>81222299
There's a convention in the city where I live but I've never went.

I heard from some people that's it's really not worth the entrance fee unless you're a weeb or heavy into cosplay.

>>81222299
just go to MCM

Is it over yet?

>>81222369
yes. youre free.

>>81222324
This.
Going alone to a con is nearly never worth it.

If you have a bunch of friends the fun factor is increased hundred-fold, manliness increased thousand-fold.

>>81222369
April 13, my man

>>81222369
Yeah. Don't even bother checking MSPA.
You're good.

>>81222369
Almost, anon.

Almost.

>>81222324
what i learned is that there's actually a big difference between a comic convention and an anime convention

comic cons are much broader and generally better events whereas anime cons are basically spaz central

>>81222131
John "Segregation is fair because it's enforced by the Heir" Egbert

>>81222395
It's not really either I think. They describe themselves as "the home of all things sci-fi, comics, anime and cosplay" and they have a bunch of b-list celebs there signing overpriced pictures and stuff.

Man I love Slick and The Felt so much

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What did she mean by this?

So have you all paid your respect to one Ikimaru today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl7m8rsBGjE

>>81222485
you mean what did he mean by this

>>81222485
Justice.

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>>81222485
>Terezi is female
>him is a male pronoun
>If Terezi got together with anyone who would be called 'him' it wouldn't be gay
>The endgame is a complete gay singularity
Terezi obviosuly wants herself to bang Vriska or (Vriska) and to be totes in lesbians or Hussie will just kill her off twice.

>>81222485
thanks doc

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>>81222514
Point in case:
>pic related.

When has Hussie ever lied to his fans or tried to mislead anybody about the plot of Homestuck?

>>81222489
You mean overrated Bitchy McSameFace?

>>81222542
when he said act 6 would be smaller than act 4

>>81222514
>>81222542
Remember when he said how Dave is not a homosexual?

Can't wait for straight Kanaya.

>>81222581
Dave is bi

>>81222595
Everyone is bi in Homestuck.

>>81222595
>le bisexual meme
He's obviously a panromantic straight trans trollkin.

>>81222606
except Dirk and Kanaya

>>81222581
>>81222595
>>81222606
>that hype moment for bi Kanaya
Who is she going to fuck? Karkat or Tavros, which is a reference for Vriska actually believing Kanaya had a crush on him

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>>81222609
no, Rose is the trollkin

>>81222636
She was pre-retcon.
Now she's a furry with a massive barbed hate-ladyboner for herself.

Dave obviously had to take her place as the resident transtrollkin homo.

>>81222621
Slick will penetrate her with LEs scepter.

>>81220880
I stand by my end of act 1 prediction: Homestuck is the longest, most elaborate suicide note in history.

>>81222669
>Implying he won't use his totally fake but not really robo slong

>>81222669
>wanting Kanaya to die this early
>not chainsawing the Lalondes and John fighting a mind-controlled Kanaya

>>81222672
Most profitable as well.

>>81222693
>implying the scepter isn't what he uses as his totally fake but not really robo schlong.

>>81222717
Which side would he use? I'm putting my pets on the orb.

>>81222815
Make it go *plop*

So we can all agree that Ms. Paint is best girl, right?

>>81222485
She needs Vriska.

Not for saving the day of course, Vriska's plans are shitty. She needs Vriska for sex times.

>>81222999
Yes.

>>81222999
I can't argue with those trips.

>>81223008
>>81223033
I don't think she has any bad porn either.

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Does anyone even still believe that this will somehow achieve a SATISFYING ending?

There are so many loose ends still looking to get resolved, and this just doesn't look very satisfying at all so far. It feels rushed. He'd probably have to get rid of all of this and rewrite most of Act6 to fix Homestuck.

>>81223476
Actually... are there really that many major threads left?

>>81223486
Beating the game. That's it.

We just need them to pose as a team.

>>81222999
with those double trips
yes

>>81223476
Tbh it'll be satisfying for me just because
A) I'll see what happened to my favorite characters
and
B) It'll be over at long last. I can get all teary-eyed because I'm that faggy about stuff like this, I can get rid of my copy of Con Air and that atrocious Jake cosplay I threw together for 15 bucks

>>81223476
I just want it to end, I gave up on the ending being any good

AND THERE HE GOES

THE SQUIRREL
HAS HIS GAME

>>81221208
Did this pic come before or after that bad screenplay blog created Copcop?

>>81222485
WHITU PIGGU GO HOME

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>>81223599
He foreshadowed TOG

http://pastebin.com/uRwwxMVj

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>it's 2016 and I'm still reading homestuck
kill me

If Hussie's been working on this animation for 3 years it must mean the music for it is that old too. So I'm expecting something new.

We actually only have 2 updateless days until 4/13. One before eoa6 and one before act 7. I guess to build up anticipation.

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>>81223837

>>81223858
We all are, anon, it's nothing be ashamed of.

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>>81220821
now thats an old meme

>>81223884
>not experiencing Homestuck solely through the sense of touch

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>>81223858
>born too late to update-hype shakespeare plays
>born too early to read the latest adventure-stories from Alpha Centauri
>born just in time to see Homestuck come to an end

When's the next update?

>>81223928
Actually I just came by to say that it updated. Weird timing.

UPDATE

>>81223928
Hussie said there would be 6 days of Updates, so I'm guessing there's going to be one each day?

Last night was insane, I literally thought I had just dreamt it.
I've only been here on and off since 2014, so the hsg stuff is all new to me. It's better now it's calmed down I think.

will we ever get another sbahj comic

>>81223942
>>81223956
bullshit

>>81223970
Hopefully not.

The latest ones have been really uninspired.

I blame KC.

Will eoa6 crash the site again?

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you know what homestuck needs
more fantrolls

>>81223988
Homestuck isn't nearly as popular anymore as it once was.

>>81223988
i doubt it

>>81223988
probably
apparently there's eight servers now but I imagine there's a couple thousand people who lost interest and decided to wait until Homestuck has finished to read the rest

>>81223988
One last spike of glory, crashing the site, newgrounds, maybe even other mirror sites.
Once again, the internet will now Homestuck before it all comes to an end.

>>81223476
>Less than 200 pages until the mega animation made for the final battle
>Expecting Vriska's plan to fail in the meantime
>Expecting substantial AND decent-quality character development in the meantime
>Expecting loose plot threads like the wallet or Vriska's sources to be solved in the meantime
>Expecting any amount of lore or SBURB stuff other than the ultimate reward in the meantime
>Expecting the stale pairings like Davekat and Rosemary to break up in the meantime
>Expecting endgame ships that aren't shitty pair the spares in the meantime
>Expecting <your favourite background character> to get closure and not end up completely forgotten until the epilogue
The end of Homestuck will not be good.
But it will be an end. And that's all that matters.

I was going through the Homestuck bandcamp and I realized the last release was literally three years ago.

H-how??

>>81224048

All the musicians who liked Homestuck moved on.

>>81224048
No money, no updates, no hype, no fans and no music team, is how.

>>81224048
Giga- and Omegapause happened.
There was already tons of good music and not a lot of new material to work with.
Musicians moved on.

I heard one of them even tried getting famous himself. Who knows, maybe he has luck.

>>81224048
Hussie started accumulating resources for the finale three years ago, including music

>>81224082

Toby Fox managed to make a name for himself, but we'll see if he manages to keep it. Seems like a one-hit wonder to me.

>>81224107
he's a fucking millionaire

>>81224159
yeah but Americans have no idea how to make a million last. It's all 'I can afford a new house and car and take a vacation' with no regard for how that effects their taxes and insurance and other cost of living things

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>>81224032
>even Vriskafags are fucked over and forced to enjoy and tolerate the real Vriska, (Vriska) who acts like Calliope 2.0
>the real Vriska just exists to stroke over Vriskahaters for wanting her to permadie
>no character arc and development for her

Oh well, at least I have Karkat as another fav chara-

>knocked out, will probably only appear on the end flash to do bloody thing, then get fucked in the ass by Dave

Fuck. Also Jade is my favorite human and I defended her when everyone called her a mary sue in Act 3 - 4 back then. Sucks that Hussie also fucking hates her.
>you will never enjoy another guardian strife flash page
>you will never enjoy waiting for his third strife battle
>you will never hear Bolin's Jade Strife music ever again
>you will never re-live the feeling of giving Terezi's chatlogs the middle finger

>>81224107
I don't know if he is the type to merchandise Undertale forever and make endless sequels. It is a little more ~arty~ than Homestuck, and it would kind of cheapen it.

I just realised that Homestuck has probably not had any advertising at all. Not even 'read my comic here' self promotion linking on twitter. Literally every fan it's got is by word of mouth, which is kind of impressive I think. Even Undertale had a youtube trailer.

>>81221888
>nigger

can you not?

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>>81224255

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>>81224255
A little too close to home, Tyrone?

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>>81224242
jade has best [s] tho
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002669
jade is pure and innocent

I hope there's the same hype for the last flash as there was for cascade. Sites crashing, everyone panicking "It loaded 15% for me!".

That was a riot

>>81224242
My favorite character has been dead for years and will never be referenced again and hasn't been so far.

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>>81224294
It shall not go silently in the night.
One last blast of glory, a reminder of days gone past!

>>81224308
Cronus?

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>>81224308
I am so sorry, Aimless Renegade fan.

>>81224308
>having an exile as a fav
lol

>>81224333
>Actually guessed it right
I'm surprised.

>>81224242
(Vriska) is the ultimate fanbase trolling character.
>Too Vriska for the Vriska haters
>Not Vriska enough for the Vriskafags
>Not relevant enough for the fans who genuinely like her
>Too relevant for the fans who don't care

>>81224308
AR?
Wait, no, he had a Can Town memorial.

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>Dave is gay

really Hussie?

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>>81224333
>>81224344
;_;7

I was kinda looking forward to Jake trying to fight against time bullshit, but I guess the Jacks will kill each other.
Whats GCATavrosprite doing now?

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>>81224381
>implying you wouldn't love to see John getting bullied for liking girl-parts.
>implying you wouldn't want to see roxy keeping him from doing soduko
>implying Hussie wouldn't judge his death as Just anyway because not liking dick is reason enough to deserve death in paradox space.

>>81224402
Being as useful as Tavros was when he was alive :^)

>>81224402
still in a vriska induced coma. she'll probably get slapped around and lose her concentration, CatBull will wake up, have an allergic reaction to himself, and undergo a horrible meltdown that creates a green sun sized explosion

>>81224410
this is fucked

>>81224294
>I hope there's the same hype for the last flash as there was for cascade.
I wasn't around for cascade, I only started reading in 2012 (I thought I was late to the party then).
So I don't even care if it fucks up the website. It will be something to remember. One last fortnight of homestuck insanity.

>>81224294
I have 1gbps up and down now, so I'll probably be able to download and watch it instantly.
No more loading the flash at 300KBPs

>>81224381
Did it ever get actually confirmed as being gay and not just hussie messing with people?

He seemed kinda weirded by Dirk being gay pre-retcon.

I skipped some of the group talk scenes cos they were lame.

Oh shit
I just read the upd8
Is there actually going to be a fight scene?
>inb4 we switch over to somebody else and don't get to see it

>>81224509
If by fight scene you mean Jake dying in one hit, then probably.

>>81224472
Not if the bottleneck is the server you won't.

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>>81224489
>pre-retcon
Pre-retcon doesn't matter anymore :^)
You also have to admit: Spending three years orbiting the massive mass that is Post-Retcon-Vriska would turn any man gay.
Dave was also a tini tiny bit homo pre-retcon, pic related

>>81224509
>Homestuck
>Fight scene
Nah mate. We'll just get some bullshit Vriska Ex Machina solution to all the conflict. Then instant anihilation because Vriska is shit and fails.
No fighting tho.

>>81224402
Jake will have to deal with the felt, won't he? Even uncoordinated they'll probably still be slightly threatening.

GCATavrosprite is currently dreaming. I wonder if he'll meet anyone in the bubbles.
One thing is sure though, he's going to be a complete wildcard the moment he wakes up. If he's had a bad nap, well, we might find out exactly how dangerous a Page/First Guardian-sprite combo is.

>>81224534
That was a Star Wars reference you double goofball.

>>81224534
That's the scene you pick? That?

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Are you going?

>>81224572
Fastest one available considering how utterly tired I am.
I should have gone to sleep over 15 hours ago. But the update happened.

>>81224534
So it's not confirmed?

In that case I think the only thing it's leading up to is a joke about homoerotic scenes in 80s movies.

For bonus points I'm calling Top Gun.

>>81224583
Fuck no do I LOOK like a redditor to you?

>>81224583
>Homestuck
>community

By our powers combined, this is cancer.

Anyone got an upload for their homestuck/HSG folder?

Wanna expand my collection.

>>81224675
Nope, nuked it last year. Not that I had very much anyway. But I did have some really old pictures.

>>81224630
it's too dead to be cancer

Why gay singularity when we can have incest singularity?!

What the hell, hussie!

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>>81224675
>not having an ancient tome filled with homesmut and bad jokes from 2007

>>81224739
>i fuckin do
>i want more because im a nasty slut and i hate myself

Unrelated matter:
How many timelines do you think were doomed because a Dave went back in time to fuck himself?
Davesprite had months of time only with Rose in an already dommed timeline. A man has needs and All-Dave-Gangbangs must have been a frequent occurence.

>>81224728
Does time-travel sex count as incest, self-cest or masturbation?

15 fucking days until Homestuck ends

>talkback


Fuck off tumblr.

I will actually be mad if Vriska makes it thru the whole story.

>>81224867
the live action threads discovered that if you call a general a talkback thread the janitor is more lenient

how big will act 7 be? Imagine if its longer than act 6

>>81224877
This is the reaction Andrew wants
And he'll get it.

So are there any news about the game? And what's with this Homestuck 2.0 I keep hearing about?
Also, which seemingly inconsequential characters will end up saving the day?

>>81224728
I mean... we have davepeta and jasprose...

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>>81224739
>kidcartoonists.com
>not run by /co/

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>>81224919
Are you kidding me? Eridan has always been the hidden savior of the universe.

>>81224969
Eridan still deserves redemption.
He's the only real relatable teenager in the whole character-pool.

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>tfw no motherfucker bros ending
>tfw no Jade beating the shit out of Rose and Dave and then becoming lesbian for Rose
>oh, and DirkJake are together again for no reason

The update came at like 10:00 exactly for me, I wonder if we should expect the next one at the same time.

>>81225059
i fucking hate this session

>>81224429
She doesnt have to keep concentration for him to stay asleep. She just makes people fall asleep and thats that.

>>81224969
Eridan is in the same camp as Bec Noir and LE in that they are unsympathetic villains who do cool shit.

The panels of him icing Feferi are still some of my favorite.

>>81225110
Don't we all.

>homestuck updating again
>still no karkat bf

>>81225298
You want a short manlet that berates you as a bf?
WHY?

>>81225364
>not wanting an angry little bottom as your qtbf
pfft, what are you, gay?

>>81225381
>bottom
Why would I ever want that?

>>81225381
Pttf, we all know Dave's the one taking it.

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>>81225298
SUFFERING

>>81225298
>wanting karkat as bf
>wanting eridan as bf
>wanting gamzee as bf
>wanting vriska as gf
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, PEOPLE

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>>81225450
:3

>>81225471
I want PM as gf.

>>81225499
too bad she is getting blacked by Bec Noir and WV

So it's exactly this kind of gay fucking shipping that directly ruined homestuck.

Kinda figured /co/ would be the exception to the rule.

Damn shame.

>>81225532
Not our problem that Hussie forced shipping shit around Act 5.

>>81224211
He's made around $100 million off Undertale. He'll be fine.

>>81225499
Good taste.

>>81225547
He's meeting demand.

It seems the majority of readers are just there for exactly the kind of shitty filler that's been clogging up the comic like blood cancer for the past 2 years.

I suppose you get what you deserve.

>>81225552
Just kidding, it's an order of magnitude less than that. But that's still a lot.

Well, I don't mind one homosexual ship or another, but c'mon, we have sucha variety of characters so it wouldn't kill to have a variety of ship. What about JohnXRoxy?

My hope is that gay singularity refers to a singular gay ship, then we can have bisexual ships or whatever BUT I DEMAND JOHNXROXY

>>81225607
If Hussie makes John "Kill a Gay Everyday" Egbert into a homosexual, I will drive to his low-rent apartment and shave his beard.

>>81225607
ipgd said that Hussie made practically everyone gay. RoxyCallie will probably be canon instead, sorry dude.
I'm looking forward to the butthurt on reddit when JohnRoxy sinks. They even have it on their theme.

Why are people so obsessed with Johnroxy? Is it because they self-insert into John so they can fap to their cockthirsty pixie dream girl?

>>81225629
I hope Hussie has a lethal heart attack before the end can be posted then.

>>81225471
Except Karkat actually gives more fucks about his friends than literally any other character. He's the ultimate example of a character with a rough exterior, but a heart of gold.

I'd go so far as to say he's one of the only redeemable characters, in fact.

>>81225629
>ipgd said that Hussie made practically everyone gay.
Homosexuality was a mistake.

>>81225640
It's the only straight ship left for the two non gay characters.

>>81225640
On the one hand, that's the whole point of John, and Roxy IS pretty bangin'.

But no, it's mostly the fact that people actually shipped this before Hussie actively started teasing it and now it's like the last bastion of unsunk hetero in literally the entire comic.

>>81225640
It's literally the only viable straightlationship left.

>>81225651
>gives more fucks about his friends
>ignores compliments and rather listens to his self-loathing
You do know that Kankri is a good example that Karkat has an inner attention-whore complex.

>>81225640
it's cute

>>81225652
I'm still holding out for when he trolls the fuck out of us and gives us JohnRose. Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if every ship suddenly became straight just for shits and giggles.

>>81225607
you want het, go read something else to get your fic then come back. frankly, sir, your behavior is becoming unseemly.

The fact that your only justifications is that it's straight proves how shallow it is. I'd rather have a gay relationship with chemistry than something for the sake of it being straight.
Hey, isn't that the exact same complaint most people have about the gays? That they're gay just for the sake of being gay? Huh.

>>81225679
On my case, it's more because of that. I find them cute together.

>>81225690
>Rose isn't actually a lesbian
>She just though Kanaya was a guy the whole time

>>81225678
As with all Knights', Karkat is a character plagued by deprecation and self-doubt. He doesn't ignore them -- he doesn't *believe* them. He does, however, care for the well-being of his friends, for reasons beyond selfish desires. Hence, the Blood aspect.

>>81225708
GODDAMMIT HUSSIE PLANNED THIS
THAT WAS THE WHOLE MESSAGE ALL ALONG
LEAPING SHIT ASS BALLS MOTHERFUCKER

>>81225708
>gay relationship with chemistry
So, Davekat is automatically shit and forced?

>>81225730
>Blood is Friendship
GUYS
BREATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM

>>81225730
>As with all Knights',
>Hence, the Blood aspect.
didn't halftruth confirm aspects have nothing to do with personality

>>81225756
Dave was abused and neglected. Karkat is nurturing and caring. Dave secretly wants attention, so it makes sense to me.

>>81225724
> "Rose Just Because I Have A Bone Bulge Does Not Include Me Within The Male Sex"
> "Oh."
> "You are aware that I'm not a homosexual, right?"
> "Oh No I Did Not"
>"This May Provide Some Complications"
>...
>...
> A B S C O N D

>>81225760
>halftruth
disgusting

>>81225760
> aspects have nothing to do with personality

You, sir, are a retard.

>>81225796
tbf if you're making theories she obviously knows better than you

>>81225526
nothing wrong with good taste

>>81225789
>karkat is just another fucking kanaya to babysit Dave and prevent him learning to become an actual human-being
Thank you for proving how much I hate this ship even more.

>>81225730
>>81225760
pretty sure the comic says blood is leadership and warrior spirit

John x Roxy
Dave x Jade
Karkat x Terezi
Dirk x Jake
Rose x Tentacles

HOLD STEADFAST, MY BROTHERS -- WE SHALL BRAVE THIS STORM.

>>81225789

>Karkat is nurturing and caring

He's also blunt, aggressive, and overbearing...

which is actually maybe perfect now that I think about it more

>>81225640
Yes. Also John and Roxy are like the only few decent characters left in the story

please let kanaya die before the end of the comic, that's all i'm asking for

>>81225877
Thank god, someone else gets it. Davekat is a fucking affront to every good romantic tale. The absolutely fucking archetype of pandering: basically saying, "hey, fuck actual story, have some hastily shove in gay!"

>>81225888
>Karkat/Terezi
See: >>81222485. Terrible ship when we figured out that Karkat was just a Vriska replacement. At least your ship has a good chance happening with the Game Over versions.

>>81225902
I'm hoping the hands of a million skeletal Eris rise from the ground and pull Kanaya down to hell.

>>81225902
she already died way back in act 5

>>81225790
>Still thinking trolls are hermaphrodites when it's been proven wrong

>>81225887

Most comments about aspects in the comic are red herrings and wrong theories by the characters, Calliope's stuff on male and female roles for ex. Also Kanaya's joke about Sylph being like a Witch, it's obvious more like a Maid because they have healing powers.

>>81225929
she was killled but she didn't die, marking the point where homestuck jumped the shark

>>81225937
>Calliope's stuff on male and female roles for ex
That was Hussie backpedaling when sjws came knocking.

The end ship will be Dave<3Jade<3Karkat<3Terezi<3Dave, with Dave<3Karkat in the middle, and Jade<3Terezi to pass the time while their mutual boyfriends are fagging it up

>>81225942

john will retcon her back to death

>>81225942
she did die. the undead are still dead.

>>81225916
Look how angry you are over this ship. Look how the evil villain Caliborn ships Davekat and calls Terezi useless and Vriska irrelevant.(Okay, the latter doesn't matter to Vriskahaters.)

Hussie intended that normal Homestuck readers should dislike Davekat.

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Help I'm not ready guys

I thought DaveKat had sunk already? Just like most ships, they come and go before we can see barely anything and are left teased later.

The thing is DaveJane now

>>81225902
Kanaya and Karkat both died in Act 5, only to be replaced with lifeless clones. The same happened after Cascade to Dave, Rose and WV. The ones we know now are all impostors.

>>81226019
Karkat never died until Jane killed him.

BTW, anyone got the source on that whole gay singularity thing?

>>81226019
>That way Hussie just completely removed every trace of a personality that WV had
It still upsets me.

>>81225877
So receiving care and affection after never receiving it and believing you didn't deserve it and hiding it behind coolness and irony =/= Not being an actual human being? Ok.

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>>81226019
#clonelivesmatter

>>81225990
None of us are.

>>81226038
He died offscreen, in silence, far from the reader's eye, to be replaced by the turtleneck-wearing caricature who wears his name now.

>>81225994
Do you fuckers even read the comic? Last thing we heard of Dave, he was asking Dirk how to come out of the closet to Jade and John. So no.

>>81226051
It's alright for friendship purposes. It's not alright as an endgame ship.

Hell, we found out that Dave never talked about his feelings to Karkat and only spilled it all out when he was talking with Dirk.

>>81226093
That didn't happen

i really hope every update until the end of act 6 focuses on carapaces, they're all the best

like, next update transition to DD attempting to contact Jack on the radio but getting Slick and Bec Noir, then have them teaming up to kill LE and destroy Skaia at the same time

>>81226093
Retard, the way they act around each other (Dave and Karkat) heavily implies their relationship already ended in the meteor. His sexuality has nothing to do with it

>>81226108
>It's alright for friendship purposes. It's not alright as an endgame ship.
And why is that? Because they're two dudes?
And Dave still said he would tell Karkat some of it. Just because you don't tell your significant other EVERY tiny detail from you past doesn't mean it isnt healthy.

>>81226119
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009822
DAVE: if i bother skirtin the line of this rule maybe id rather ask you other stuff instead
DIRK: Like what?
DAVE: like
DAVE: um
DAVE: say one of your best friends is a knucklehead you havent seen in three years
DAVE: and unless you use ultra direct and explicit language he just wont put two and two together himself
DAVE: and also say ANOTHER best friend is a girl you feel like you had kind of a special relationship with but you ALSO hadnt seen in three years
DAVE: and shes asleep
DAVE: but at some point shell wake up and youll have to talk to her
DIRK: ...
DAVE: this is dumb im not making any sense
DAVE: lemme start over
DAVE: ok lets say
DAVE: way back whenever
DAVE: howww
DAVE: ...
DAVE: how did you tell your friends

>>81226168
never
happened

>>81226138
No, it just means Karkat is cagey about his relationships (Which is something we saw him do with Karezi), and Dave is just nervous about telling people he's dating a dude because of his insecurities.

>>81226168
Why'd you make a blank post?

>>81226156
How about you just call me a homophobic instead, anon? Davekat will always be rushed shit and a worse Rosemary copycat.

There is no reason to argue anymore. You like Davekat, I hate Davekat, Hussie pushes Davekat hard. There you go.

>>81226168
He's talking about something else. He already said to John he's not gay.

>>81226168
i'm not seeing anything about him being gay here bro.

>>81226168
The way he freudian slipped over and over, looks like to me Dave is actually bisexual or pansexual rather than strictly homosexual. BTW, isn't like majority of the cast bi/pan already? Why restrict to one gender in particular?

>>81226194
Ok, this make pretty much sense, I'll give you that. Also, this wasn't sarcastic. The problem is the internet would make me sound sarcastic, but your argument was good.

>>81226218
he said no when john asked him if he had "turned" gay, meaning its not something you can just become. plus, hes bi, not hay.