BvS Watch Thread

>>80994766
Ladderbro get in here right now

DC HAS LOST

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why is everyone yelling at Snyder? Did he write the script?

no we cant its all over

at least suicide squat is going to be good

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Bring back Keaton!

IGN said that the movie offered "more philosophical drama than superhero escapism".

We're officially in a world where people argue that some movies are 2deep4them and that it is a bad thing.

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GUYS! Do you think the rewrites made it better or worse? If better, how bad do you think the original script was then?

>>80994766
I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE

I WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE TOGETHER

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>>80994766
Bully for you if you don't like the movie, but spare me this shit.

>>80994828
Don't believe everything you hear son

literally just hire paul dini to do the story/narrative and call it a day

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everyone called me a fool for predicting this flop

>>80994841
>suicide squat

It's juvenile, but I laughed.

>>80994766
It'll end up in the 70s. Screencap this

>>80994876
I agree, the DCfags' delusional reachings must be ignored.

So far 90% of criticism is essentially
>not muh superman
>not fun like Marvel
How the fuck are people like this allowed to be called critics?

>>80994853
according to recent events, they hardly changed Goyer's script.

>>80994846
But obviously you're supposed to have a villian joking about omelettes

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>>80994866
>reviewers ACTUALLY using a buzzword in their reviews

oh wow

not even vidya reviewers are this pleb

>>80994846
Offering poor attempts at philosophical drama that far exceed the filmmaker's capacities is worse than just providing entertaining escapism and interesting character interactions.

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>people honestly expected a good movie after Man of Steel

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I don't expect the movie to be good but I'm gonna see it anyway so /co/ can't just say "You didn't even watch it!" if I start shitting on it.

>Giving a shit

/v/, /co/ and /tv/ will always use number scores as a tool to shitpost for or against their opinion

Remember The Dark Knight Rises had a good score on Rotten Tomatoes and that movie sucked

>50% of the reviews aren't actual criticisms about the film itself
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ITS GOOD OR NOT REEEEEEEEE

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IGN gave it a 6.8 "OKAY" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH. It's ooooookaaaay!

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>mfw this is like the thousandth time I've been burnt by RT
>tfw seeing all the confused reactions from people seeing this unfold for the first time
>tfw remembering how distraught I felt watching MoS' score drop, Pacific Rim hovering in the 60s and fizzling at the BO, etc.
If a trailer/news blurbs about the movie interest you, and you're not low on money, you should go out and watch it on your own terms with your own expectations
Don't let it get to your head DCfans, you'll know what you'll think in three days but for the financially strained if you had plans to stretch budgets to see the movie, hold off for now

>>80994766
Well this is pretty much exactly what I expected to happen.
At the very least, I still have hope for the DC movies not created by the people who gave us Man of Steel.

>>80994912
All of the critics are giving good solid reasons why the movie is shit, anon.

Maybe if you bothered to actually read them, you wouldn't be so surprised every time this happens.

>>80994832
Yes, the first script was him and Goyer then they hire Terrio to unfuck his shit...and even then it still shit now, just imagin how abysmal the original script really is.

Well, at least Armond White will like it.

>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

>>80994928
Not true. Trying something grand and failing is far better than being a mediocre pathetic waste.

>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is, visually, Snyder’s least-interesting film.

ONE JOB, SNYDER

ONE JOB

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JUST

So a review already confirmed some Jesus imagery in this.

Why is Snyder obsessed with doing that?

>>80994766
>10/27
>41%

wat

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>>80994880

>>80995007
I refuse to believe is less interesting visually than MoS

>>80995022
It's deep.

>>80994866
Bull fucking shit. I saw it and it had the most ridiculously well made fight scenes. The scene where Supes and DD fired off heat vision and they pushed off each other was taken straight out of DBZ

>Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice is the story of a self-important billionaire with a casual attitude to the truth, who becomes paranoid about a segment of the immigrant population. He decides to take brutal and - as it happens - entirely unjustified and even self-endangering action against that immigrant, to the benefit of a rich psychopath who wants to distract everyone from their own nefarious grasp at power.
>And of course now he’s squaring off against Batman, for reasons that even the film can’t quite understand. “He has the power to wipe out the entire human race,” says Ben Affleck’s Batman of Henry Cavill’s Superman. “If we believe there is even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.” Bruce, you’re meant to be among the smartest men on Earth and you can’t tell 1 per cent from 100 per cent? That makes literally no sense.
>Ben Affleck is fine as Batman, once you get past the fact that he’s Ben Affleck in a waistcoat.
I fucking give up. DC literally can't fucking win. Fuck every fucking casual. I fuckiNg blame you for this shit Marvel
>I-I-I'ts not fuuuuuun
HOW IS THAT FUCKING RELEVANT???

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At least we'll soon have real kino to wash down the taste of this flick

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>>80994989
How about trying something grand and winning
Still the king baby

Sounds like the reviewers are saying it's dark and edgy. This should be fun

This is it /co/ we have truly ascended to /tv/ & /v/ territory, the next step is spreading dank memes across 4chan

>>80994766
>we

>>80994912
They are too used to one type of thing they can't see it any other way.
DC has always been the more serious of the big two. Even the first two superman movies were pretty serious. Camp does not work for DC like Superman 4 and the non Burton Batman movies.

>>80994949
It's objectively "Meh" and dull. Some were harsher, some were nicer.

But it is the epitome of a 5/10.

>>80994965
COLONY = DROPPED

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Someone photoshop colonies of bats lifting various DC characters into the air, please...or even just Jesus Christ himself, still on the cross.

>>80994853
The original script was Goyer's, I'm inclined to think Terrio tried his best to save it. Then Snyder lumbered in and made things worse.

>>80994970
I've read/watched about 5 negative reviews now and every single one of them uses the "it's not fun" argument.

>>80994970
>Reviews Counted: 27

Shouldn't there be more?? I thought everyone would've had their review up by now?

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>Those expecting BvS to be DC's answer to Marvel's Avengers will find it more akin to Snyder's Watchmen instead.

>this is a fresh review

>>80995027
It updates slowly

>>80995052
/tv/ is enjoying your tears right now.

>>80994846

Entertainment Weekly, which is owned by Warner Brothers, said the movie was dumb visual flair and little substance much in the same way as 300. Which, while spectacles are nice, they hinted it could not sustain a 2 hr 30 minute runtime and gave it a C +.

A company on WB's payroll gave the movie a C+.

jesus fucking christ.

>>80995070
Damn you Zeon!

>>80994766
Snyder film are under-appreciated Kinography. Even Sucker Punch is a very well done movie that can only be truly understood by patricians. Philistines who crave for cliched humor over thought provoking and meaningful story plague the current journalistic arena. These people have zero understanding of what good cinematography, writing, and acting is. Take for example The Avengers movie. Many of the shots look like they came out of a college student's project, not to mention the zero gravity in its scenarios or depth to any of its characters (outside of Captain America, who is very well developed). In fact, take a look at the deleted scenes of the Avengers for Cap. The very atmosphere is completely different and was taken out because it contrasted with how bland the rest of the movie is.

>>80995083
It isn't fun though. It's dull and boring.

>/co/ is so caught up in company wars it can't differentiate "fun" from "funny".

>>80994912
Have you read their entire reviews, or just the blurb Rotten Tomatoes has on their website?

So basically it's a mindless fun kinda movie you watch in the background while you beat off, read a book, or talk to people at dinner then something you sit down and watch and enjoy.

I think I'll wait for a DVD release and watch it then maybe or just wait for the TV release.

>>80994986
Please tell me this is real

>>80994866
What's wrong with fun, anon?

Why else would you go to a cape movie? For the intellectualism? For the metaphors? For the art?

And did you even read past that one sentence? Because he's got plenty to say about it.

Such as:

>The solemn, grandiose atmosphere is severely disrupted by Luthor, portrayed by Eisenberg as a privileged high-tech guru who would make the actor's take on Mark Zuckerberg look like the epitome of style and manners. Loaded with vocal ticks and gushing with smarmy ripostes and threats, the character is loathsome without an ounce of insidious charm; if the legacy of the studio's Dark Knight films might have suggested anything, it should have been in the area of great villains, but here there is just a great vacuum.

>here there is just a great vacuum
>it just plain sucks

Snyder in a nutshell

>>80994766
Between MoS and the spoilers, I'm disappointed but not surprised.

On another note, WB really needs to learn to pay off critics like I'm 80% sure Disney does. Even if it is a bad movie, this really kills the hype.

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This is what happens when you try and do 5 movies worth of set up in two and a half hours.

It's funny watching DC try all this deep, mature, philosophical shit and fail horribly. Marvel just does well-made, entertaining adventure movies.

>>80994989
maybe as an artist but for the consumer contentment is better than shit

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>>80995087
>Snyder's Watchmen

So it's as good as another bad movie?

>>80995101
Is WB retarded? Put 100m in buying these critics over

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>B v S is crap
>Wonder Woman has to go up against Transformer 5.
>Didn't cast John Boyega as Cyborg

DCEU, dead on arrival.

>>80995041
If it's not entertaining then why watch it?

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>tfw we will never have a decent live action Wonder Woman who isn't there for nothing but appearances

So Snyder's definitely finished right?

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>>80995071

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>People ITT seeing "not fun" as "NOT MUH MARVEL"
The Diniverse didn't have 10 bajillion quips or didn't have dance music scenes, but they were "fun" because they aren't fucking dry, dourless scenes of men in black suits gargling lines written by grade schoolers.

>>80995124
>basically it's a mindless fun kinda movie

Except it's not fun.

So it's just mindless.

>>80995101
>Entertainment Weekly, which is owned by Warner Brothers
No, they aren't.

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Site was bugged. Actual score here. Totally legit.

>>80994853
Terrio hardly change Goyer plot because fucking Zack....so he mostly rewrite the dialogue.

Terrio&Ben just jump off this ship, man. It will ruin you guys reputation.

>>80995139
He won that bet

>>80995041

Because the idea of two superheroes having a big ole fight is supposed to have some modicum of fun to it. Maybe not Summer Blockbuster fun but some sort of fun. If they manage to erase all that by trying to drown it in schlocky drama that doesn't work then people notice.

Sure, fun is a buzzword and all that but if a movie was doing it's job people wouldn't notice the fun they weren't having.

Revenant wasn't fun. But notice how no one called it out on it not being fun because it wasn't marketed as "Your beloved childhood hero goes into the woods on a wacky adventure for the ages".

>>80995101
EW is no longer owned by WB, that ended like 2 years ago

>>80995168
Not unless it flops.
If the shitty reviews for Man of Steel didn't kill him, this won't either.

>>80995041
Link?

WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GET MORRISSON OR EVEN JOHNS TO WRITE/PRODUCE

FUCKING HACK SNYDER

>>80995171

This nigga gets it.

>Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot. How do you frame Superman by shooting people? Anyway, it works!

Holy moley.

>>80995109
But how does that make it a bad film? Did it advertise being a fun, quip willed romp?

Critics are supposed to judge a film on what it IS, not on what it's not.

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>>80994989
>Judging art by what it attempts rather than by what it does.

Faggot.

>>80995116
If you enjoy it then its fun.
Everyone has their own definition for fun tho.
So you have to ask why they thought it wasn't fun

>>80994766
lol being a DCfag is suffering

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ITS NOT OVER

>>80995168
Nah, he'll keep making shit films.

Just not as big ones as before.

>go to /tv/
>The Death of DCEU #8
I don't know what I expected.

>>80995177
>capture

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YES GOY, SNYDER IS A HACK

HIS MOVIES ARE DARK AND GRITTY AND COMPLETELY VOID OF QUIPS AND POP REFERENCES

BE SURE TO SEE CIVIL WAR

>>80994766

Can you really trust a negative review from someone who isn't even notable enough to be paid off by Disney?

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anon had such high hopes

>>80995177
Phew, for a sec there i was worried.

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I would urge both sides of this fiasco to calm the fuck down and be patient. It's barely been an hour since the embargo lifted. Big movies like these usually have hundreds of reviews. Have we even had 50 yet?

Give it 24 hours. Maybe 48 for good measure.

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>>80995168
yes, unless it manages to make an inordinate amount of money. Not likely to happen as the internet seems to make or break the Box office these days.

>>80995191
This wasn't marketed as that either though. The trailers themselves were mostly serious.

>still at 10/17
WHERE ARE THE NEW REVIEWS IM SHITPOSTING ON FUMES RIGHT NOW

>>80995200
>Zack Snyder attempts an allegory for Black Lives Matter

>>80995139

SAFE
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>>80995197
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/batman-v-superman-review

>>80994799
>>80994848
I just find it extremely hard to imagine even the dumbest suit going "alright, MoS was a fairly weak opening to the DC movieverse but lets give ZACH FUCKING SNYDER another try, I'm sure he'll get it right this time and we'll finally have our own avengers movie!"

There has to be more to it

>>80995200
>Though, very confusing things happen: like a plot to frame Superman for the deaths of some terrorists in Africa … who were shot.

HAHAHAHA

>>80995083
The ones I've read mention fun as a side note though rather than the main argument, like the movie could have at least tried to be fun if it couldn't do anything else right

You're bootyblasted at the use of the word instead of the intent

>>80995135
WB literally owns RT.

>>80995177
Aw, muffin

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>>80995170

God bless.

>>80994967
congrats anon. you are the 56% who likes junk food.

well, at least it's better than fan4stic kek

>>80994924
>fun is a buzzword
are people really this retarded?

>>80995221
What the fuck are you even trying to say?

USA Today just gave it 3/4

Th-things are changing, right?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2016/03/22/review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-movie/82089610/

The score keeps climbing even though the amount of reviews aren't changing.

>>80995244
>the internet seems to make or break the Box office these days.
That explains why shit movies get better box office.

>>80994846
Most of the other reviews basically add up to "it's not Marvel, therefore it's bad. I've literally seen only three legitimate criticisms, all of them in the same review.

>>80995242
Shouldn't the initial hype-laden reviews be positive though?

>>80995284
It'll update soon enough

>>80995200
CLARK KENT? MORE LIKE FRANK KENT

>>80995191
>Because the idea of two superheroes having a big ole fight is supposed to have some modicum of fun to it.
Says who? Was this marketed as a fun whacky adventure film?
>Literally marketed as super serious
>Film was too serious
????

>>80995274
Dude, everybody likes junk food.

>>80994989
It doesn't count if you don't stick the landing, faggot.

>>80995244
Fandango reported that it already shattered their ticket presales record.

>35 IPs

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>fun
>buzzword

>>80995204
did you miss the dull and boring part? those are bad

I got tickets to see this in IMAX on Sunday.

And honestly I'm not that mad, it sounds like it'll be an interesting fuck-up at the very least and who knows, I could genuinely enjoy it still

I'm more sad for my friend who's watching it with me. He's been depressed for a while and this is the first thing that he's managed to get hype about in ages. I think he'll still like it, but the reviews will probably dent his hype.

I just want my friend to be OK, guys.

>>80995284
RT is a bit slow, it will load the updated data here but will be slower with something else there

As someone who saw the movie THE ONLY thing I really liked was Batfleck.

He was seriously good a both Bruce and Bats, everything else is a fucking JOKE.

I will watch Batman trilogy if Afleck has green light on directing, Snyder should be never allowed to direct again

Whenever's Batman not on screen I thought "When is Batman coming back?".

Doomsday is pure garbage

I just do not know what will DC do at this point, cancel everything?

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WB

Man of Steel was boring
Batman: Arkham Origins is so bad it gets pulled
MKX is broken on PC and they refuse to fix it
Batman v Super is also boring

WB everyone!

>>80995116
That's just the MCUcks

>>80995322
I see DC is trying to appeal to literal retards.

>>80995205
Your reading comprehension sucks. And so do you.

>>80995322
35 images, calm down

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>>80995139
I WON

SUCK IT, SNYDERFAGS

In retrospect, I should've put on a trip when I posted that.

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First the death of Gawker and now DC's shitty movies. I'm as giddy as a school girl right now desu senpai.

>>80994862

You should start a suicide squad

>>80995315

The problem isn't that it was serious, the problem is that it was serious and badly written and told, so the flaws become even more glaring.

IF I PULL OFF THAT MASK

WILL YOU BLEED?

>>80995200
Lol wow

>>80995319
>WB let's rotten reviews go first
>controversy and flamewars start all over the internet guaranteeing people will see it just to shitpost
Bravo WB truly the greatest of masterminds

I want a Blue and Gold movie someday but it won't happen under Snyder and his no-fun Nolanfaggotry tone, so I'm happy for this.

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SNYDER AND CO SENT ON A DEATH MARCH WHEN?

You should go see Zootopia this weekend instead. At least you'll actually enjoy yourselves then.

>>80995352
>>80995356
Just checking for samefags. For instance, this >>80995364 already appeared in a previous thread; same pic, same text.

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>>80995277
it is

its SUBJECTIVE trait

someone can find spongebob fun but someone else finds it boring a dumb

fun is NOT a legitimate descriptor

>Be MCUfag
>Shitpost about MoS on /co/
>Enjoying the shitstorm about this
>Still kind of disappointed because I really wanted this to be good.

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What's up with DC, why can't they make a good movie? Are they trying too hard?

>>80994846
>>80994928
Finally. Cape movies have their own Evangelion. What a time to be alive.

>>80995336
Is your friend me? ;_;

>>80995250
Thanks

...and now that I've skimmed through that...

What a fucking limp-dicked britfag. No wonder why their country is going to shit.

>>80995288
>No Hack Snyder
Suicide squad can do better

>>80995315
>Is super serious
>Is bad
>WOW WHY YOU COMPLAINING IT'S BAD YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO

That's like saying even the worst fucking comedies on earth are okay because they're marketed as comedies.

They tried to make a serious attempt at a man in a bat suit fighting space jesus and, at least by the reviews coming in, didn't pull this off.

Could BvS have been an ultra serious film AND have been very good? Sure. Was it the case this time? Nope.

>>80995242
When people vote in elections, winners aren't announced when voting is done 100%

Same with reviews, we aren't magically going to get 52 Fresh reviews and get an 80% score

These reviews are bad signs

It's time to call it quits, this movie failed

>>80995206
>So you have to ask why they thought it wasn't fun
And then you ignore their explanations and rely on buzzwords and say they want everything to be like Marvel.

>>80995357

I would wait until Friday before declaring victory.

>>80995200

This can't be real.

>>80995390
WB doesn't own RT anymore, they sold it to Fandango

>>80994766
>Marvel and DC fan
>only one get his shit together.
>Snyder literally the Whedon of DC
please send HEEELP

>>80995248
No he's not anon stop bringing up things you don't like so you can bitch about not liking it

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>>80995200

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>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.

http://uproxx.com/movies/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-review/

>>80995390
They announced the presales record yesterday before the reviews went up.

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>27 reviews that have been posted out of thousands maybe millions.
>IT'S OGRE! IT'S FINISHED
Pretty sure Star Wars TFA had these numbers before the hype machine kicked in. But then again, It's Disney so...

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>>80995369

Is the Bat jesus thing a new meme or actually from this film? pls help?

>>80995277
If you just say that something is "fun" without actually explaining why you feel that way, it's pretty meaningless.

>>80995316
Nope, not everyone does. But that doesn't mean it's wrong to be part of over half the people who do just because 44% don't.

I think you get the point: RT scores are measures of "universal" acclaim, not a quality judgement of what you'll think of something.

>>80994766
DC IS DEAD
REST IN PISS DC

>>80995324
The sad thing is that he was right all along.
It's not a bad thing to have fun, but to use "fun" as an objective measure of quality is what he was warning us about this whole time.

And we didn't listen! We didn't listen...

>>80995413
>fun is NOT a legitimate descriptor
yes it is you fucking moron. ooh wait youre a tripfag. nevermind its obvious you are an idiot

>>80995419
They keep hiring fucking Zack Snyder.

Reminder that this started off with a literal zero RT score. There's a long way to go, lads. In all honesty, it'll probably end up in the sixties region.

>>80995357
You know anon, I was betting against you here but I'll be an honest man about it and admit I lost out on this one. Good call, anon.

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I knew those trailers were too good to be true!

>>80995338
>Whenever Batman's not on screen all the other characters should be asking "where's Batman?"
>Warners

>>80994912
I can't believe people are so willing to trust that this is a good movie after MoS.

How much koolaid are you folks chugging?

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>Marvel movie gets 70% RT
>MARVEL IS FINISHED.

>DC movie gets 30-40% RT
>IT WILL RISE. CRITICS ARE WRONG. FUCKING MARVEL SHILLS


Spot the shit fanbase.

>>80994846
Thing is, people watch capeshit to see superheroes shitting on each other.

>>80995457
>>/v/

>>80995444
THE PERFECT CRIME

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>BvS never fully transcends into being an awesome viewing experience and yet is also too competently made to be anywhere near the disaster its haters have predicted

>too competently made

>That said, if you've already made up your mind about BvS then the actual film itself won't do much to change your mind one way or another.

IGN knows bias mother fuckers won't be swayed by genuine competence.

>>80995472
I hope so, all this shitposting is making me upset

why the hell is it still at 27 reviews

>>80995452
Have you ever seen a movie on Rotten Tomatoes start in the negatives and then end up certified fresh?

Days like today remind me why film criticism is dead.

Mind you, it's not because of the taglines (since, if you say "the critics are wrong", you'll be accused of not reading the reviews), but because the reviews simply lack depth. This is true in both the positive and the negative ones.

And I suppose it makes sense. If you watch a movie one time, without the opportunity to pause and rewind, you can't really comment on much except whether you liked things or not, or whether the plot was good or not. Minute details melt away, and you're left with describing whether you liked something you can hardly even remember.

Ebert truly was the last readable critic, and even he was not very good in the grand scale of things.

Great

This now this means that every single comic book movie frow here on out will be "fun" and copy the MCU formula.

>yfw Civil War ends up reviewed as the lighter yet still meaningful movie that BvS left the audiences wanting.

"Oh, and this Batman repeatedly shatters his "one rule", and kills willy-nilly while demonstrating a disturbing taste for sadistic mutilation."
From the GQ link above.

How do they fuck up Batman this badly.

>>80995452
>avengers had 350 reviews
>quiptron had 300 reviews
>even fucking thor: dark world had 250 reviews
/co/ just wants to shitpost with the small sample size given to them

>>80995338
>I just do not know what will DC do at this point, cancel everything?

They're going to make money off of this no matter what, right? Or did they spend too much on it already?

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>>80995437
So RT is not to be trusted anymore. Good.

>>80995452
And TFA is still a big turd. Even worse, a big turd that cannot even be rebooted. It will stay in continutiy, forever; like Marvel movies.

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>>80995437

Incorrect.

> In February 2016, it along with its parent site Flixster was sold to Comcast's Fandango. Warner Bros. will retain a minority stake in the merged entities, including Fandango

They're going to give Snyder the boot now right? RIGHT?

>>80995281
No, they were one of the earliest reviews RT counted, and they weren't kind about the middle.

>>80995456
Bruce gets lifted crucifix style by a bunch of bats in the fucking film.

Bane is dead. Long live Batman Jesus.

>>80995519
WB: SHUT IT DOWN

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>Expecting anything from. How many people can we shoe horn into one movie: the movie.

It was painfully obvious the movie was going to be disappointing, but it's Batman and Superman on the big screen at the same time. I feel obligated to see the shitfest.

>>80995497

I liked MoS though.

>>80995336

More power to you. Get whatever enjoyment you can where you can. At least now you've got a ballpark estimation on what to expect and can be prepared.

>>80995537
I dunno, ask Burton and Nolan

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>yfw DC's comics will forever be free of the Jew cuckoldry that ruined marvel

I ain't even mad
Enjoy your ethics in hammer wielding drones

>>80995452
Nope. SW started with 95+% and slowly stabilized to the 92%

Stop being delusional. This movie isn't going higher than 70%

>>80995413
>This movie was good
>GOOD IS SUBJECTIVE OTHERS MAY FIND IT SHIT
>This movie was bad
>BAD IS SUBJECTIVE OTHERS MAY FIND IT GOOD
>This movie was very enjoyable and fun for me
>FINDING ENJOYMENT OF SOMETHING IS UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT'S THE JEDI WHO ARE EVIL

Fun is every bit a legitimate description to give after partaking in some form of media. When all you can say is "it's fun" you have an issue but chances are the review has more than one fucking sentence to it.

A lot of things end up summarized as "it was good" or "it was bad".

>>80995425
Ayer himself is a hit and miss too. From his record hit-= 70% up, miss= 30% or less...fucking scary if you ask me.

>>80995506
>Spot the shit fanbase.

Both, anon

>>80995419
There trying to capture the success of the Batman Trilogy while at the same time understanding what made the trilogy work in the first place.

Gritty philosphy cape movies can exist but it just plain doesn't work with something like Superman or the very least needs to be handled with extreme care. Add to the fact that they're trying to create a cape universe in the span of one film just because the other company had the common sense to develop and take time with that shit and it's not hard to see why it failed.

>>80995446
Oh dear, more Jesus imagery

>>80995519
Cap 1

>>80995556

Plebe

>>80995547
Ok, they're not the sole owner of RT anymore because someone else owns most of it now

Save us, David Ayer. You're our last hope.

>>80995513
>>That said, if you've already made up your mind about BvS then the actual film itself won't do much to change your mind one way or another.


Lol what a telling quote. "I decided it was shit, and when I watched it with that in mind it met all my expectations." Reviews are such a joke.

>>80995506
>Marvel movie gets 70% RT
>WB CONSPIRACY! ALL MARVEL MOVIES ARE 99%!

>>80995513
>IGN
Those traitors.

They should've kept WW and Doomsday out

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What did I do to deserve this? I'm a nice guy man

>>80995336
Tell him not give a fuck about reviews

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THREAD THEME
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwkCMZNNsZs
LOOPED
>http://youtubeloop.net/watch?v=xwkCMZNNsZs

>>80995364
Have sex
Seek sunlight

>>80995523
Captain America: The First Avenger

>>80995523
I mean, they all start at zero, don't they?

>>80995537
I don't mind if you have a Batman that never kills, or a Batman that does kill.

Just don't be an inconsistent retard where you have a Batman who kills the henchmen but then saves the villain's life.

Why does Batman always have to kill in these movies?

>>80995555
>>Expecting anything from. How many people can we shoe horn into one movie: the movie.
>
>It was painfully obvious the movie was going to be disappointing, but it's Iron Man and Captain America on the big screen at the same time. I feel obligated to see the shitfest.

>>80995452
>maybe millions.

wew lad

Reminder that AoU started like at 60-70 and is now at 75%
BVS is fucked
It'll MAYBE get ~60%

>>80995513
Now imagine if they had got a real director to harness that competence and endless WB cash.

>>80995526
More bad news, anon: real film critics don't like any superhero movie, at all.

>>80995605
But that was a shit movie

>>80994766

Guess ISIS can't claim responsibility for today's biggest bomb

>>80995596
No, you're not, you're on /co/. Fucking liar.

>>80995348
>deleted

HAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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>>80995483
You were fooled by Snyder's deceptive trailers so hopefully you take this as an opportunity to learn from it in case Snyder works in Hollywood ever again.

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>>80995596
IT'S OKAY ANON. SUICIDE SQUAD LOOK GOOD. RIGHT? RIGHT?

DC's GOTG, RIGHT?

>>80995629
Ant-Man was at like 60-65% and then jumped up to the 80's

I enjoyed MoS so I think I'll enjoy this one. Literally never cared about what some hipster critic thinks. I make my own judgments.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

>>80995228
This works better when other people can't access the site.

>>80995564
Jedi are retards, anon.

>>80995638
That's not what he asked for.

I DEFENDED YOU FOR THREE FREAKING YEARS ZACK
I GOT FIRED FROM A JOB FOR SPERGING ABOUT MAN OF STEEL

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

KILL YOURSELF PLEASE

>>80994766
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice review, comic fans and critics will hate it, but it’s not for them
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.

I CAN'T DEFEND THIS SHIT /co/
JUST CAN'T

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>>80995596
Being punished for a past life.

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>>80995641

>this man continues to be hired
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/david_s_goyer/
such a shitty overall score, and even the highest scores he had little responsibility for
DC just needs to get rid of him

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>>80995641

>>80995551
For the last fucking time, Snyder, the symbolism in MoS wasn't too subtle, it's just that no one fucking cared. Now you got Batman Jesus, Superman Jesus. Are there any more Jesuses I need to know about? How the hell can you have multiple Christ figures? That doesn't make sense.

>WB exec: They don't like it? I don't understand, we made it dark, gritty and mature just like The Dark Knight, why don't they like it?
>Snyder: Clearly it wasn't dark and gritty enough
>WB exec: of course that must be it
And that is how Justice League became 2 hours of a black screen.

>>80994766
Still going to watch this, I never had high hopes for it because of MoS. I just want to see some Batman. Affleck looks like the animated series Batman and I hope he gets a couple of solo movies. I've never really trusted critics, they're only sharing an opinion (which is usually shitty). It is unfortunate that WB can't get these movies to work because it would be nice to have a break from the formulaic Marvel movies. They're enjoyable movies, but they don't take any risks because they make the most money the way they are which makes original movies an undesirable investment because of opportunity cost.

>>80995336
Your friend sounds like a bitch.

>>80995686
>I GOT FIRED FROM A JOB FOR SPERGING ABOUT MAN OF STEEL

sounds like you deserved it

Remember those stories about how WB was worried because all those test screenings weren't looking good?

Should have been the writing on the wall.

>>80994846
Lets not kid ourselves. It is SNYDER PHILOSOPHICAL DRAMA. It is an empty dressing, like a Lady Gaga video where Jesus is a biker or some anime that names villains after Hebrew mythological characters

>>80995472
I think with 8 to 10% of the reviews already in 60% is probably overambitious

>>80995638
Welcome to the real world.

>>80995664
>DC's GOTG
Is that an insult, sir? Because if it is, it's a very ugly insult.

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>>80995690
>piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
Snyder, you madman

>>80995564
I'm pretty sure it didn't unless every review was released at once. Which to that I wouldn't be surprised

>>80995667
Pretty sure it started on 70s and jumped to 80s

Either way, this movie is not getting higher than 70 at best

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>>80995641

>>80995690
>No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character,

I DON'T AND WON'T BELIEVE THIS

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>>80995641

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>zootopia will beat BvS on its opening weekend

THREE YEARS OF WAITING ALL WORTH IT

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Who do you guys think is to blame? Synder? Goyer? Terrio?

>>80995690
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>80995686
>I GOT FIRED FROM A JOB FOR SPERGING ABOUT MAN OF STEEL
You worked for Marvel? Tell us!

>>80995617
Second part doesn't work since it's happened twice recently.
Why do DCfags always think it's Marvelfags talking shit about them? Everyone is talking shit about everyone, pretending it's one specific boogeyman wont make it true.

>>80995686
How did you get fired

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>>80995596
Your happiness is not defined by some corporate product.

You are more than what you consume.

If you truly believe you are nice, then find joy in performing acts of kindness, and then you will be above waiting for rewards for kindness.

>>80995690
No fucking way.

Nigga, you better give me a source for that

>>80995739
No, I remember at one point it was at 64%

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:o

>>80995526
You're a philistine who cannot accept any sort of criticism. Enjoy shitting in the streets.

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I was just expecting a thoroughly mediocre film, much like Man of Steel. Whilst these negative reviews confirm my fears, I'll withhold judgment until I actually see it, though I'm very apprehensive.

>>80995523
Captain America.

>>80995694
Stop feeling victimized.

If there is someone you should be mad with right now, it's Snyder and fucking WB who can't let go of shitty Nolan tone for their universe.

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>BvS gets a lower score
>/co/ says marveldrones just didn't understand it
>BvS gets a high score
>/co/ says marveldrones btfo!

>>80995690
>No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil

I'm not even mad this movie sounds fucking crazy.

If it's gonna be bad, hell, be bad in a silly way and not in a Fan4stic way.

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>>80995641

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>>80995641

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>>80995617
The difference is they all had movies before being forced together into one movie. They all had there origins explained in separate movies. All they had to do was come together and fight.

This movie just feels like they are trying to jump as fast as they can into the Justice League. I'm going to see it either way, but I'm going in with really low expectations. Sorry if that offends you.

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>>80994766

>>80995228
>redefines the superhero movie genre while injecting it with renewed energy

You also get a free blowjob with every ticket. Did you autists actually expect this?

>>80995758
Blame Canada.

Now sockanon won't have to eat a sock.

>>80995472
>>80995517
It's literally been an hour and a half & only 27 reviews to show for it.

>>80995564
So every review for a Disney movie just popped up. Totally nothing shady. Whew!

>>80995620
The # I may have exaggerated, but there certainly would be more than 27 reviews.

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>>80995641
JUST

>>80995711
Can we have a Catwoman Jesus so we have gender equality in our deities?

>>80995744
Lex leaves piss in a cup and Snyder leaves shit on the screen.

>pottery

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NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AGO:
> THAN YOU BASED TERRIO OF WRITING

REVIEWS COME IN:
> T-T-TERRIO COULDN'T SAVE THE SCRIPT, IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

MY SIDES ARE IN A BOOM TUBE TRAVELING TO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

>>80995774
>Why do DCfags always think it's Marvelfags talking shit about them?
It's OK, anon. We know there's only one marvelfag in this thread. And man, he's posting at the speed of light.

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>>80995690
>piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW

>>80995735
>not liking gotg
>currently posting in /co/

Back to /tv/ with you

>>80995350
Wait, the MCUcks are the people calling anyone who thinks this isn't a 10/10 movie a shill? Huh. The falseflagging is strong I see.

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>>80995641

>>80995744
>>80995736
>>80995690
Is this for real? Did they turn Lex fucking Luthor into I PEED IN YOUR CUP TROLOLO YOU BUTTMAD?

It ain't a console war kind of thing, I just hate Snyder and wanted it to fail (critically) just about as much as I knew it was going to.

Say what you want about the torrent of inconsequential fluff that Disney Marvel churns out by the bucketful, at least it doesn't try to be something it's not.

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>>80995641
That was 10/10

Something this movie will never get

>Thor 2 got a 66

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>>80995641
SAVAGE

>>80995796
If there's someone I should be mad about, it's shitposters on /co/ like you

>>80995690
>some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King,


BACON SUIT

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>>80995690
>Snyder

It's about what I expected, but I still look forward to seeing it. I love DC, but I also love bad movies, so this could be a homerun. Blandly mediocre would be worst case scenario.
That said, I really do hope people will go watch it to form their own opinions. It's allowed to like things that aren't popular, or critically acclaimed.

>>80995801
Either we get to go on a shit posting frenzy til our knuckles bleed.

>>80995537
Literally every director shit on his one rule even fucking Nolan.

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>>80995641
OH, SNAP

>>80995856
> and wanted it to fail

Why would you willingly want something to fail?

>>80995848
>liking gotg
But seriously, folks...

>>80995711
>Are there any more Jesuses
Because Snyder hasn't mentioned at every fucking opportunity how he views the Justice League as gods living on Earth or anything.

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ALL DC-KEKS

PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT FOR STATE MANDATED CASTRATION

WE'RE PRETTY SURE YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO REPRODUCE, BUT AFTER A MOVIE CATASTROPHE OF THIS SIZE WE CANNOT ALLOW EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF THE GENEPOOL BEING DILUTED

I REPEAT

ALL DC-KEKS REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL FIRE DEPARTMENT FOR MANDATORY CASTRATION

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION

I balme it all on Snyder tbqh

>>80995736
>>80995744
>>80995766
>>80995780
>>80995802
>>80995846
>>80995641
>>80995855
http://www.geek.com/news/batman-v-superman-comic-fans-will-hate-it-youll-probably-love-it-embargoed-til-6pm-et-1650343/
IT"S REAL
END THIS MY SIDES CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>80995786

Will Ryan Reynolds spike the ball, or be nice?

>>80995786
X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>it would appear that he heard the criticism that the previous film glibly traded on the horrors of 9/11 by showing ash-covered survivors crawling out of the ruins of Metropolis. This time, there’s always a supporting character (or Anderson Cooper) to tell us that the big bad battle is taking place in an area with no innocent bystanders.

Didn't they literally do the exact same thing in an infamous dubbed version of DBZ

>boy, it sure is a good thing that part of the city those saiyans blew up was abandoned!

>>80995690
Is Snyder actually retarded

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>>80995641
OH

NO

>>80994766
>41%
This kills the DC fag.

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>>80995641

>>80995737
Anon, movies that start badly in RT don't end up going significantly up. Star wars was at 100 the first 10-20 reviews and slowly crawled back to 92. Search some archives, SW was doing amazingly from the start.

This is not going to get significantly better, the sooner you accept it, the sooner you'll end the suffering.

>>80995641
STOP STOP

THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

>>80995905

Have you ever kissed a girl?

>>80995777
supervisor started talking about how MCU is so good and DC has no future and I sperged out about MoS

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>>80995641

http://www.hitfix.com/the-dartboard/batman-v-superman-could-dcs-entire-slate-be-in-jeopardy-fandemonium

>>80995690
SAUCE IS HERE LADS
MORE
http://www.geek.com/news/batman-v-superman-comic-fans-will-hate-it-youll-probably-love-it-embargoed-til-6pm-et-1650343/

>>80995690
I was hype to see it this weekend.

Then the reviews started coming in and I became less hype.

Then I read this and I'm suddenly hype again because this film sounds fucking nuts.

>>80995862
this is gonna struggle to hit 55 when the bulk of reviews are counted