100% Not Virgin /co/ characters

For the sake of brevity, we should ignore parents in this topic.

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>>80924213

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>>80924597
Swear you I laughed.

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>>80924213

>>80924597
kek

>>80924500
The didn't last long

>>80925189

Still virgins at the end of the show. Maybe if Zuko hadn't cockblocked Sokka.

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His playlist makes him seem like Disney's biggest slut.

>>80928372
They lost their virginity before the first episode

>>80928372
>implying Katara didn't fuck Jet

>>80927037
She has a sex scene IN THE MOVIE

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Confirmed in canon.

>>80928961

I don't remember that.

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>>80928961
Does oral really count?

>>80930174

now paging bill clinton...

>>80929005

Teen Suyin looked and acted like that one girl in school who sucked hella dick not for money, but because she just liked the attention and was mad at daddy.

>Caring about sex life of fictional characters
Good job /co/
Fucking degenerates

>>80932005
Where?
When?

>>80934398
every single time

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>>80933180
>not caring about the sex lives of fictional characters

>>80933180
It worked for Greg Weisman.

>>80935487
Speaking of, Elisa

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>>80924213

This thread is too funny and fun.

>>80929068
"virgin?"

>ITT: shit jokes or waifuism
One or two good ones I guess.

>>80935675
Wait, what? Soul sex does not count.

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>>80936737
>>80936777
>depressed kek

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>>80937147
Author warned that the characters are based on her experiences and she popped the cherry at 14.

Seeing how Maggie has been on a pact for for love since she was 11, she's probably the ironic virgin.

>>80935781
Milhouse doesn't count.

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>Has a biological son.
Enough said.

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>>80936737

>>80938702
I always thought it was his wifes son, then she died.

>>80938702
>>80938977
like Forrest Gump. Jenny's final "fuck you" was getting knocked up by some random guy and then leading the actual retarded guy into thinking it was his. Why she cared about literally everybody besides Forrest is beyond me, but it happened.

>>80938977
but Max looks just like Goofy, especially since in most of the classic shorts Goofy's love interest was that skinny cow woman

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>>80936737
>>80936777

trips confirmed

>>80936737
>>80936777
Delete this!

>>80938702
Well he is tall and a hard worker. Not surprising he'd find a mate eventually.

>>80936777
not cool man

>>80938702
>implying it was not his wifes son

>>80925189
>subtle incest joke
You must be proud of yourself

>>80939392
Hello?

>>80939404
Arnold's body parts have to be attached to him when they enter her to count

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You KNOW he got more ass than a toilet seat.

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>>80924213

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>>80939019
You made me sit down and recollect my thoughts of that movie.
Fuck you for your shitty cuck memes. Forrest's son looks way too close to Forrest to argue relation in the film.

>>80935450
What am I looking at?

>>80943373
Anon, quit trying to vouch for me. I have came to accept I'm a virgin at 22 years old.

>>80944706
someone whose soul got knocked right out of her body and her body's material plane
See Kill Six Billion Demons for details

>>80945183
wow.
so she died then?

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Of course characters with children are not virgins. Post some whores.

>>80941578
Winnie put out for Dennis THAT young?

>>80939019

>I don't want to believe you but I realize that is entirely plausible.

Goddamit anon don't ruin one of my favorite movies.

>>80945468
She is more of a slut than a whore

>>80946207

Slut, whore. Who cares? I like both

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>>80947210
For those threads where you don't even know anymore

>>80936737
>>80936777
What's the story here?

>>80947462
>>80947462

Her dad gives her the D, & nobody in the family can stop him.

>>80947535
>Not a virgin
Of course he's a virgin, it would explain the temper.

>>80947256
Saved

>>80947604
He isn't a virgin he's a prince. he would have slave girls by now.

He just wants Star because she's the best girl

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>>80936737
>>80936777

You fucking bastard

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>>80936737
>>80936777

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>>80938975
>"Best Friends Zaibatsu.gif"
The only response I feel is appropriate is this somehow.

>>80941625
>>subtle

>>80936777
Trips confirm!
The guy is no longer a virgin

>>80935372
Hope she at least enjoyed it.

>>80938702
as if he isn't one fine piece of goof-ass

>>80942831

From Lazy Susan.

>>80944706
A motherfucking ace collat.

>>80950897
eventually

>>80925253
I am sure about her
slut edgy girls are never not virgins

>>80952641
>>80924500
Can we also add a disclaimer that we should ignore all characters under 14?

>>80952751
>>80952641
But when her and Phineas are high school seniors, they...

>>80952774
Do one of those cliche school projects together where a boy and a girl have to take care of a chicken egg for a week. God, those are so lame.

>>80952597

NO!! B-but she's pure!

>>80945250
Nah. She just got shifted across astral planes into a Hindu's bad LSD trip.

>>80952799
Didn't Hey Arnold do one of those?

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>Only three TRUE /co/ characters of the whole thread

>one is from that comic about child abuse


/co/, iam disapoint

>you will never beat Clarissa's dad to death with a baseball bat

>>80952592

Nope, she's pure.

>>80953204
HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

>>80953178
Clarissa actually enjoys her dad's attention, she's just being a bitch about it.

>>80924517
Did Martin actually sleep with the tranny? I thought that was some big joke.

>>80938975
>Best Friends Zaibatsu.gif

Wait, so is Ricky supposed to be Matt? Because I'm telling you right now, Jerry is not Liam.

>>80925261
>mother of two

what a guess Mark!

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Amirite guys.

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>>80938975
>filename

>>80952849
>a Hindu's bad LSD trip
That perfectly sums up KSBD

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>>80952799
>Eggbaby won an Emmy

>>80924561
see
>>80924500

>>80936286
He couldn't be sacrificed to a volcano because he wasn't a virgin.

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>>80935450
But Allison still is a virgin
The heavens themselves tore asunder and a war between gods began all in a effort to cockblock her.

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>>80953655

>Did Martin actually sleep with the tranny? I thought that was some big joke.

No, he finally fucked the tranny. Several times now. Basically hes had his lips around a huge tranny horse cock more than once now.

>>80924213
Greg Weisman Confirmed all the YJ couples were fucking hars of screen.

And every Gargoyls villian.

Also threesomes.

>>80928592
Wat

>>80932011
Basically her character

>>80938606
14? Jesus

>>80945468
Contezt?

>>80924640
it happened exactly once.she then went through a crisis with redcorn where she had to explain cheating on him with her husband.

>>80950897
clearly she started getting caught on purpose. Both for satisfaction and to keep her uncle's decaying brain active, giving him something to do. Seeing him frequently almost burn the house down is just depressing.

>>80955030
I was only using it as a reaction image dude

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>>80924213

They both Fuck.

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>>80935675
I just want to cuddle Ava and take care of her.

>>80953150
what even the fuck is your stipulation to be a TRUE /co/ character?

>>80961917
Things he likes = true /co/ character
Things he dislikes = not true /co/ character
Welcome to the 4chan

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As of book 21.

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No way she she's a virgin. Way to sexually confident in herself.

>>80938977
>>80939019

Max is his biological. He has the same teeth as goofy and inherits his laugh

>not remembering A Goofy Movie

>>80936737
>>80936777
What comic is this?

>>80952751
Why?

>>80936777
>filename
i'm over the edge

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/co/ didn't guess who this was last time.

>>80965840
Steve Dallas during his Alan Alda perm phase?

>>80936737
>>80936777
who are these?

>>80961955
>>80961917
so similar to that of a Scottsman then.

>>80938532
Not her fault, she was drawn that way.

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Both of them.

>>80964236
>>80966547
Clarissa

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>>80954626
I had such a huge crush on this girl when I saw this episode.

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>>80936737
>>80936777

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>>80967001
yeesh

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>>80933516
you know they eventually had an argument about Jackie vs El Toro while fucking

also: Thnikkaman. 100% not virgin. with the costume on.

>>80947556
>nobody in the family can stop him

Nobody in the family tries to stop him

>>80967871
eventually Clarissa's going to turn 18 and be able to buy a gun

>>80967919
You mean the comic is still going? I may have read 5 of them a few years ago and thought that was it

>>80965932
FOXED!

>>80961955
>>80966595
Stop being fucking stupid

/co/MICS and cartoons

>>80955998
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

>>80956038
Losing one's virginity at 14 isn't as common as the late teens, but it's far from unheard of. I knew someone who did.

>>80967919
Yeahyeah we know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_KytLO2WME

>>80954974
Well he has shown to have gotten close to a couple ladies, The Werewolf chick for example.

Not much of stretch for him to have awkward sex in high-school.

>>80924213
>Search "Clarissa"
>4 results
I'm not surprised.

Sex is only something that happens in movies. It doesn't actually exist.

>>80973385
>>>/r9k/

>>80962893
Dammit why did I skip all those french classes?

Wish I could get English translations for this.

>>80924213
Who's this semen demon?

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She got a lot of dick in her lifetime.

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>confident enough to put on the hijab *against* her parents' wishes

Nakia strikes me as the sort of teenager who takes their belief seriously but doesn't think the normal rules apply to them because they consider themselves more mature than their peers.

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going to hell for this

>>80943373
NOOOOTHING COULD BE FEEENAIR THAN TO BEEEE IN CAROLINAAAA IN THEE MOOOOOOOORNING

>>80975731

Jackie Lynn Thomas

>>80939404
Kek, Bible Black Helga.

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>>80938606
hot...
I mean Ava is

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>>80947763
She is no longer pure.

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You know they are not as innocent as they look

>>80982342
I know this is an edit, but what actually happened?

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>>80936737
10/10 keks

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>>80964194
This, Wander is a complete whore.

>>80982680
Toffee threatened to kill Marco with a slowly-shrinking force-field box if Star didn't do what he said, and when she surrendered and handed over the wand, he said that he didn't want her to give it to him, he wanted her to destroy it. So Star used the whispering spell to destroy the wand. Turns out the wand self-destructs like a bomb when that happens, so Star sealed herself in the box with Marco while the wand self-destructed and blew Toffee to pieces, leaving behind only a finger.

It's in the episode.