I-isn't she like 9?
>>80878387
Aren't you, like, 12?
>>80878387
A 9 out of 10, you mean.
>>80878387
some gals start by then
>>80878473
you know it
What's the best Arthur episode where shit gets real?
I like April 9th.
>>80878571
That's one of my favorite episodes
I like the ones with Marina.
>>80878571
The episode where Arthur cut his knee on that tin can at the dump and then let it become infected because he was scared to tell his parents. I mean, he could've died from that shit.
>>80878693
That episode hit really close to home, I experienced the same, except I cut my thumb, but it was a really bad cut, I could see the white of my bone.
>>80878653
hippity hoppity
I miss the stream
>>80878793
So do I.
We had some great times.
If you're lucky she may be like 10, since she's in 4th grade.
Guess you could headcanon that she's been held back a few times.
>>80878767
she a best
>>80878387
She's a timeless immortal, it's fine
>>80879023
G-god damn, I'll never experience the feeling if smelling the person you like ever again...
>>80879116
Everyone is a timeless immortal when you're in a time warp, anon.
>>80879569
>that fukkin feel
>>80878387
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______
Thumbnail made it look like lacy panties.
>>80880238
I need help, I know exactly what this says
>>80880465
It's something stupid from /v/.
>>80879023
>She winks
How does she know how to wink/what winking entails if she's blind?
>>80880719
She's blind, not eyeless.
>>80880719
Why does she wave to greet people?
Why does look at, or at least attempt to look at, the person she is talking to?
She knows of visible social gestures, and is able to perform them herself, even if she cannot appreciate them.
>>80879023
>The Elwood City Public pool building cuts an an itmidating figure against the rest of the city as you hop off the bus and head inside
>Peering around the windowed lobby, you spot Marina seated on a small wooden bench, dressed in a puffy down coat and what look like thin purple leggings
>"Glad you finally showed up!" She can't see the look of surprise on your face when she calls out to you, but she still allows herself a pleased smile
>"What gave me away?" Marina taps her foot against the tile floor and the sound echoes around the halls. "I listened for your gait. Though I also admittedly did it to one other person who sounded remarkably familiar."
>You take a seat next to her and scoot in close, making her grin coyly. "Well I figured it wasn't my smell; it's all just chlorine in here to me. Why'd you have me come here?"
>Marina shakes her head before grabbing her cane and standing up. "What, don't you trust me?" She takes your hand and pulls you with her, exiting down a brick hallway with sparse fluorescent lighting
>The metal tip of her cane glides effortlessly from tile to tile as she strides confidently with you in tow, as you peer around uncertain of your guide's destination
>You approach the womens locker room before Marina leads you on a sharp left turn that leads to a narrow corridor with an exit and an unmmarked door of old and polished cherry wood
>"Come on!" Marina gives the knob a turn and leads you into a small grey-marbled bathroom with a few lockers, a bench, and a very large shower
>"Whew." Marina takes her coat off and you see she's actually still dressed in her leotard and tights from gymnastics. "Was getting a little heated in that! Anyway, this is the "All-access" locker room or whatever they call it now. Lydia showed it to me."
>She clicks the door shut behind her as you peer around when you hear the sound of the door being deadbolted too. "Now how about we play on some even footing?"
>Marina hits the lights, you plunge into darkness
>>80880925
>Marina greentext
>"you hop off the bus"
>>80880925
>The sudden silence is deafening. Your eyes fail to adjust as you swivel to face the door she was just standing at
>"This is just too good." Her voice comes from in front of you, then just as suddenly to the left. "I mean, you let me pick the place? I've paced and lapped this room so many times is as comfortable to me as my bed. Now lets see what you've picked up."
>You stand stock still, attempting to listen through the blood roaring in your ears. You purposely slow your breathing, attempting to maintain quiet just in time to hear the light scuff of shoes back towards your original orientation, facing the door and reaching out blindly
>Your fingertips catch upon what feels like her ribs as she dances back. "Yes! Very good. Now a little harder." You hear the sounds of fabric on fabric and your mind races at what could be happening under curtain of darkness
>It's still pitch black. This room must be underground or near a black hole because you can't even see your hand in front of your face.
>Finally from the silence you hear a soft, frictional sound and piece it together; she took off her shoes. You register the thought at the same time as she gooses you lightly.
>"Hah! Got you." Her fingers briefly trail up your side, lifting your t-shirt over your head as your whirl about, now ensnared in cloth as she cackles and vanishes again.
>You rip off your shirt, no longer above outstretching your arms and feeling along the walls, before realizing you can surprise her now by changing tact.
>Holding your breath, you wait.
>>80881013
>Finally, you hear the soft sound of her steps again and make a lunge for her, slamming into her and spinning both of you against the wall with a smack
>"Oh man, are you alright?" You suddenly feel a light peck at your cheek.
>"Pft, never better!" She sounds breathless, from dancing away from your advances and the thrill of a fight on her own turf. "Now you at least appreciate those other senses a teeny bit more- lets put them to use."
>Her hands encircle your face and pull you in to the nape of her neck. You take a deep breath and are overwhelmed with the smell of honeysuckle flower and the slightly sharp tang of body odor.
>You feel her hips with your palms before sliding them up her leotard, making her arch her back as your brush against her nipples through the thin material and kissing her lightly, tasting her lips for the first time and reveling in the sensations radiating to your core
>Marina grips your shoulders tightly, her breathing short and quick as you slide your face down her chest, giggling a little as your purposefully make snuffling noises against her workout attire, her leaning down for another kiss
>You crane your head up like like a parched man drinking rainwater, her taste sweet and minty freshly brushed, but still completely hers
>Reaching up, she slides a shoulder strap down and suddenly you feel your nose on her bare body as she shivers from both exposure and excitement. "J-just start off a little slow, okay?"
>>80881119
>Marina grips your shoulders tightly, her breathing short and quick as you slide your face down her chest, giggling a little as your purposefully make snuffling noises against her workout attire, her leaning down for another kiss
>You crane your head up like like a parched man drinking rainwater, her taste sweet and minty freshly brushed, but still completely hers
>Reaching up, she slides a shoulder strap down and suddenly you feel your nose on her bare body as she shivers from both exposure and excitement. "J-just start off a llittle slow, okay?"
>The sound of her other strap stretching fills the silence that follows, your hands holding her sides before, achingly slow, you slide them up her chest to draw out a low rumbling moan you didn't expect from Marina
>"Mmph that's good!" She shivers again, and this time you take your hands to her waist and pull her into a tight embrace
>Her bare upper body is cold compared to yours, and she relaxes in your arms as you both stand together in the dark
>You move in for another kiss, and instinctually she tilts her head back to allow your probing tounge a little deeper access
>Her heart slows to match the rythem of yours as her breathing becomes deeper and more restive
>As Marina sighs happily against your chest, you lower your head between her ears and inhale the scent of her shampoo; the flowery scent from before is stronger now, with a hint of familiar earthyness...
>"Do you take oatmeal baths?" Her face flushes hot against your chest. "I did you nosey perv!"
>"Jeez, and I thought my sense of smell was good." She murmurs dreamily, nuzzling your collarbone. "Ugh, now I'm exhausted, and we haven't even swam yet! Maybe, we could just stay here..."
>>80881166
>Suddenly, a knock eminates from the door. "Oh come ON." You hear some rustling from Marina, and are suddenly blinded by the light flicking on as a freshly re-dressed Marina fiddles with the door. "Just a second!"
>She flings it open to a blinking Lydia Fox, adjusting her glasses as she peers first at the red face of Marina, then over to you with your hands clutched over your lap grasping a particularly rumpled shirt
>"Uh, hey Marina, my mom said it was okay if I went swimming today because she knew you'd be here, but considering this is a locker room and..." She smirks at Marina, who by this point is nearing a deep crimson. "You know the boys locker room is down the hall on the right, yes? Why'd ya bring him here?"
>"I, uh, we decided that it's not like I can see his, him, uh-" Marina stammers. "We haven't even changed yet!
>Lydia nods. "True. Help me through this door?" She tosses a pointed glance in your direction. "And I don't think you considered his view when planning this, if you know what I mean."
>Making a hasty exit, you quickly wheel Lydia in only for her to close the door behind her
>Now hastily making your way to the boys lockers, you hear peals of giggles from Lydia and Marina's stammered defenses as you chuckle; and decide maybe next time you'd set the venue.Goodnight everybody
>it's still streaming
Synchtu
Dot
be/r/batman
Get in here and watch some arthur
Here /co/, have a reaction image on me
>>80881475
And another
>>80881475
D.W. is the embodiment of expressions.
>>80878387
But the ass was fat.
>>80880532
When I see it in want to shout out the answers like it's Wheel of Fortune though.I WANT TO FUCK THAT RABBIT! Then Pat Sejak awards me money
>>80879569
Someone explain the context of this fucking episode
>>80881517
>>80881517
She really is.
The best part is that, all of these being from earlier seasons where every frame was done by hand, these were all made by someone taking the time to deliberately draw this face on D.W., even if it was just an awkward frame between two expressions.
AND I WAS
>>80878571
I TOLD YOU
>>80878571
The episode where Fern tried to get Francine to commit suicide."Suicide Isn't Funny Anon" isn't here is he? If he is I'm sorry.
>>80881206
Goddammit anon, you should write erotic novels. Do a Fifty Shades of Gray thing where it's the characters but not the characters.
>>80880238
I-is this Loss?
>>80882043Would you an hero if you were bullied by Fern?
>>80882111
Wasn't Fifty Shades of Gray fanfiction of something else? Twilight, I think.
Yeah, this could work.
Fifty Shades of_____
>>80882121
Fern's dickishness cannot be confined to one person, she is a cluster munition of psychological torment so take solace that you can find comfort in others she has damaged.
>>80880311
Don't you do this to me, boner. DON'T YOU DO THIS.
>the episode where DW accidentally kills kate by rolling her over in her crib
>>80882165
So are you an hero-ing because of Fern or because of the boner?
>>80882191
yes.
>>80882121
No.
Being bullied by Fern would make life worth living.
>>80880925
>>80881013
>>80881119
>>80881166
>>80881206
Oh man, will you continue in another thread?
>>80882185
>that episode where the Tibbles deluded themselves into thinking they were robomen and bashed DW's fookin 'ead in with a swing
>>80882153
COLORS. Because blindness.
I want to get pegged by Fern.
>>80882285
this spooked the shit out of me man, why would you post this
I couldn't remember what about it was jarringly familiar until now
>>80882314
>When someone posts an actual episode that you recognize
>>80881661
I haven't seen the show in fucking years, but I seem to remember it was someone's birthday and they couldn't break open the piñata, so Arthur's dad had to chainsaw it
p anticlimactic compared to whatever you were probably expecting
HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD
Don't worry, Fern is just in pictures. Right?
>>80882340
Because in an earlier late-night Arthur thread someone posted this.
>>80882310
This please.
>That episode whereGREEN GLOOP! I said, GREEN GLOOP!
>>80882422
The kids probably thought MacGrady was a twisted fucking sadist after this episode.
>>80882396
>>80882310
dude posts around here occationally, he also did >>80882121 and posted some crust fern stuff back when that was a thing. He'll be back
>>80878571arthur's big hit
>Yo-Yo Ma guest appearance
>D.W. mistakenly says his name as "Yo Mama"
>mfw
That caught me off guard, I laughed all day everytime I remembered it.
>>80882573
Good.
I'M____
>>80882654
Are there any other recorded instances of bluetext like this?
Hey thread would you guys mind watching my Fern for me?
I know it's real late, but she'll be no trouble at all; she's already asleep.
Just don't wake her up.
>>80882676
a...
>>80882696shit
>>80882676
I'd rather not
>>80882712Wait nevermind "innocent" means that there should be an "an".
>>80882676
I'll just lay here on the ground doing nothing until she's done sleeping.
>>80882676
should I give her the old "wake up aniki"?
should I turn the page when grover says no?
>>80882112
No.
>>80882766
>>80882703salsa por favor
>>80882676
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>80882703
>You will never get dominated by Molly
>>80882790
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As the Main Character I am assuming direct control of this thread. Back to your one episode a season, dog.
>>80882819
Collect the 8 Fernlets
>>80882866
>Arthur
>The main character of Arthur
>>80882766
>dubs awaken her
horrifying, shut off the meme magic men.
>>80882870
What the fuck is a FernletIs it like scrundle? THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
>>80882894
Yearn for the Fern and you, too, can get sick gets.
>>80882870
Is that a sex thing?
>>80882939
But I already yearnto beFern's bitch.
>>80882573
other one i forgot
>>80882914
>>80882953
Fern writes a poem for her mom's birthday every year and her parents call it a "fernlet".
It's just a cute little family quirk that Muffy wouldn't fucking stop prying about and tried to scam Fern and make money out of it.
>>80882979
>Ended in 79
>>80883001
>Ended in 001
What have we done to anger her? Why does she taunt us with these near-repeating digits?
>>80883001
Then the comics were made. Also I like that outfit on fern.
>>80883022
>You will never please Fern enough for her to give it to youfrom behind
>>80883022
brag too loudly anon, and HE will come instead.
Two canids, two opposing forces. Yin and Yang.
>>80883029
Fern is best mangaka
>>80883064
please stop fern
>>80883064
>>80883084
>>80883077
>>80883064
>the dub containment is no longer working
PANIC
>>80878863
Truly it was a miracle.
>>80883061
>Queen of Darkness and Freeworking Laborer of Cleanliness
>Goddess of Shitposters and Wrath of Mods
>Mass Producer of Poems and Deleter of Greentexts
>Crusty Junkyard Dog and He Who Takes Out The Trash
>The Fern who Cannot be Burned and the One who returned from the Flames Broken
I see.
It has to be this way.
>>80883138
her eyes go right to Col_Clink
that nigga is dead
>>80883110
>It all returns to nothing
>It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>80878387
>OP of /co/'s favorite redhead tomboy rabbit
>Thread gets taken over by Fern after 2 hours
Oh boy, it's arthur general
>>80883333fern's knot
>>80883333
>>883333
Fucking contained to your pit, foul beast
>>80883349
Sure, no lewdness herejust don't scroll up too far
>>80883349
>>80883372
Why do his pants go so far up his torso?
>>80883476
He's old.
>>80883476
For free
THE ASS WAS FAT
>>80883566
Fern has infiltrated the drawthread!
This is not a drill!
I repeat; Fern has infiltrated the drawthread, and she has brought the repeating digits with her!
Totally not to lesbians
>>80883735
800% platonic.
>>80882121
Not at all. Fern likes mysteries, so I would get Muffy or some other slut to have a mystery party so Fern could come and solve shit. The clues would lead her to a box that would contain the final clue. She would reach her hand into the box and come directly into contact with the fangs of an imported Sydney Funnelweb Spider.
Though to be fair, you can't expect her to be any better than she is. Given that it should be in her nature to be a bitch since she literally is one.
>>80883879
>it should be in her nature to be a bitch since she literally is one
Kek
>a bunch of 9-year-old kids
>somehow have enough money to get ice cream after school every fucking day
That always pissed me off as a kid. I never had money to do anything.
>>80878387
Isn't this, like,Furry?
>>80884851
Arthur is classy furry desu senpai
>>80884880
So Furry is now allowed on /co/?
>>80880322
I did not expect a Lammy in this thread. Well done.
>>80883387
I fuckin' love that game.
>>80884933
Believe it or not, a great number of cartoon characters are animals.
>>80884933
as someone who has kids I can tell you 80% of why they watch anything is because it might be a dog.
>>80885812
Believe in yourself.
That french nany tho...
>>80886282
YOU'RE MOMMA
Well, she's been syndicated for 20 years now, so I think she legal.
>>80884933
>/co/
>not furry
>not flat out xenophilliac
dude, people here want to bang Mrs. Fillyjonk and this lady from Lilo and Stitch. Our posters will bang anything that moves.
>>80885849
Who has the best alt costume?
>>80878387
Was the guy who sang the Arthur theme song actually Jamaican?
>That episode where the A E S T H E T I C S were amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEgApesBWk
>>80889857
>not knowing who Ziggy Marley is
>tfw no qt lifeguard
>tfw she probably smells like wet dog anyway
>>80889639
Either D.W. or Fern.
>>80889639
>Maid Muffy
I don't know why I love reversals of fortune, but this is too good. D.W.'s hat and facial expression are perfect though.
>>80881968
She looks like that recurring Fritz the Cat character.
>>80878387
That's a pretty sexy little girl, Ollie
Design an Arthur Video game for the PBS kids website. What do you think the kids today would like?
>Buster Baxter: Private Eye (cheap and easy LA Noire)
>The Tough Customers Take Back Lakewood (side-scroller River City Ransom-style beat em up)
>Ape-ril 9th Escape (Francine room escape/puzzle game)
>Ferns Lovecraftian Adventure (Horror glitch game that eventually crashes your browser)
>>80890584
> Ballet dancing with Binky
>>80890584
They already peaked with Facts and Opinions.
> Juice bar game run by Lance Armstrong
>>80890727
> Dose Measurement simulator with Philip Seymour Hoffman
>>80890451
Thanks, Mr. Disney
>>80890727
>Yo Yo Ma's Yo Ma Ma Joke Generator
>"Your mother is so corpulant she cannot maintain a sharp G with even the most rosined of bows."
>>80890774
> Match the upcoming celebrity cameo to their animal specieseverything's a hamster
Someone needs to set up a stream again
>>80890821
the batman synchtube is still alive according to >>80881361
>>80881898
GOTTA GET A GRIP
>>80890917
I PUSH MY FINGERS
INTO MY
EYES
>>80890584
>What do you think the kids today would like?
-- Animal Crossing: Elwood City
-- Bionic Gear Solid
-- Mortal Kombat DW/Arthur
-- Marina Shoujo
-- Professor Ratburn Mysteries
-- Ace Attorney: Brain
-- Francine Frensky, Tomb Raider
--Minecarl
>>80890584
>Sue Ellen's Bizarre Adventure
I miss when sue ellen was the villain
>>80890584
> Pregnant Dentist Muffy flash game
>No art of 20+ year old gang going to see Bionic Bunny vs Dark Bunny: Rise of Righteousness
I would kill a man if it would make me an artist
>>80891098
>reminding me girlgames is a thing
fuck you
>>80889639
I don't know about outfit, but D.W's got the facial expression down.
>>80890126
>Not liking the smell of wet dog
>>80891131
you seem triggered
>>80891210
SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY DOG HELP
>>80891226
yeah dude, I'm eating breakfast. Last thing I want to think about is dora the explorer open heart surgery for gurofags or whatever
>>80891276
You can handle it, you're a big guy
>>80891226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEgApesBWk
>>80891117
That's what drawthreads are for.
>>80891049
If you spam hard enough people will hop on board.
And it's not like we can't have two.
>>80891318
>>80889859
Is there a better YTP intro out there?Maybe KotH can rival it, but the sheer effort put into it is just amazing.
>>80891366
I hear she's been to Eygpt
>>80891422
The part where Arthur raises his hand for a highfive and Buster just shoots him in the face has me in stitches every time.
>>80891455
>>80891422
>>80891366
Containment protocol action level:ELEVATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYj44_CsAlQ
There is no uglier fucking character than Prunellanot even Jenna
>>80891716
why do you think she's fucking a blind person
>>80891716
Why do you think only the blind one will go for her?The episode where Marina does that thing where she feels Prunella's face to know what she looks like, and realizes just how badly she fucked up.
>>80880903
I needed to see this picture 20 minutes ago
Which rabbit is best?
>>80891771
> Lilly Satou: "Thank you for letting me touch your face."
> Hisao Nakai: "Thank you for letting me smell your fingers."
>>80891840
If I can only keep one, it's the best one objectively
>>80878693
I know it's a show that teaches lessons, but how hard is it to just say he cut it on some random can in the street?
Didn't have to give the whole truth.
Don't come to me for life advice kids.
>>80881361
Reminder you can watch arthur episodes here
>That episode with the very poetic piece about the bird
>>80891891
Reminder the stream a shitte
>>80882892
>>The main character of Arthur
Are you implying Donald isn't the main character of Arthur
>>80891848
is this actual dialogue
do I need to re-dl KS
>>80891949
>Taste the salty tears we weeb!
>For the long-lost green-tailed Greeb
>Our sorrows run so very deep!
>For the long-lost green-tailed Greeb...
>>80882654
>>80892047
>Who's that Pokemon?
>>80882866
>I'm growing stronger every day when I walk down the street
>>80891002
>Francine Frensky, Tomb Raider
>Not Fern
>>80882998
>tfw no crustie puppy gf
why even continue in this mortal coil
It's a simple message
And it comes from the heart
Bend over in a locker room
And they'll plug you where you fart
>>80881206
>>80881166
>>80881119
>>80881013
Pretty sporty for a blind girl. Marina Murdoch. The DareBunny?
Holy shit, I leave for a doctor appointment and this thread is still alive.Thank you
>>80892236
Definitely. Marina is far more capable than she lets on, I mean I'm sighted and no way am I getting my ass up on a balance beam.
This is the strangest Arthur thread we've had in a while
And that's saying something
FAN SOIVICE
>>80892308
As weird as wearing slippers of your best friend?
>>80892333
does teen nadine count
>>80892433
Nadine must die.
I like tough bunnies, as tough as they get.
>that origin episode where Molly gets bullied
;_;
So, do you all only like Arthur ironically or are you all furries?
>>80892276
Can someone blind translate this braille for me?
>>80892701
look at this faggot everyone, look and laugh
>>80892701
Neither. I just like the show
>>80892732
> new kids on the block.gif
>>80892701
I actually, actively like the show in an unironic way. It's sweet, has a lot of good adult jokes that I had absolutely no recollection of, and a really fleshed out set of characters. It also feels pretty close to my experience of being an actual kid, not really having huge problems but feeling pressure and concerns all the same.
>It's the "Ratburn needs little boy heads" episode
>>80892308
>Bloodborne.jpg
>>80892701
It's a really well done kids cartoons that approaches real kids problems in a good way.
I started last month and now I'm finishing season 9.
>>80892205
>No shitty apartment where all the blinds are broken and the walls are water-damaged
>No carpet that reeks like stale beer and ash and muddy shoes
>No mattress on the floor, littered with Fern's torn clothing and covered only by a yellowing towel that was white originally
>No hard-drinking aggressive frontwoman to roadie for and get smashed with in the evening
>Never getting to make her breakfast in the mornings as she slumps to the table hungover in one of your t-shirts
life is suffering
>>80892205
>>80893072
>Sometimes I lay awake at night.
>Thinking.
>Wondering.
>Longing.
>I will never have a crustie puppy gf.
>This is a simple fact.
>It has nothing to do with any failure of my own.
>No attractiveness or personality or socializing will allow it.
>It is simply an impossibility.
>For what purpose has God granted us life, if it were only to the extent of such a limited existence.
>Does he enjoy our pain? Are we really just toys?
>Of course we are; why else would he have made us.
>Or does he do it out of spite? Has he, in his omniscient foresight, denied us the qt idols we waste so much time worshiping?
Reminder that Sue Ellen had black hair once.
>>80892701
the few times I watched it as a kid I thought it was boring
these threads made me give it another chance and it's not bad
>>80893119
I have made piece with the shallow limitations of existence. Maybe I should go full autismo and make a tulpa.
>>80892308
That's because the dog is here.
Usually it's just more fake episode summaries and some links to YTPs.
Fern rarely shows herself anymore. Actually, I think this is the first case of significant Fern-posting since Arthur general. So I guess that's what it is.
>>80893161
It has lessons 4channers can take away to this day, like people can enjoy the same thing for different reasons, or that dwelling on the past is rarely helpful.
>trying to find thread relevant arthur pictures
>google images leads me to animefeet.com
why
>>80893224
>Turning to tulpa memetry to bring something that being afraid of is a meme to life
I wouldn't recommend that to be kinda honest mi familia-sama.
>>80878750
that cut actually looks painful
why does that affect me more than extreme cape violence
>>80893338
>Bring her to life within your mind
>She starts gaining in strength, influencing your behaviors towards acts of violence
>You start losing time, waking up in strange places you don't know with no memories of before
>You can feel her, inside, opening doors in your mind
>She consumes
>Soon
>>80893334
because that guy is thorough
>>80893425
Because you're able to compare it to something with real-world relevancy to your life. Everyone cuts themselves on something as a kid (ran my finger along a razor) and this episode puts that at the back of your head. However, I have never been brutally beaten by The Punisher, and as such can consume it readily removed from the horrors of the act.
>>80891857
well that's the real lesson. don't be the kind of parents who are so psychic that you always KNOW when part of the story is being held back and immediately call them on it, when something important is happening. don't be the kind who is so focused on discipline that they're scared to even talk to you. focus on LOVING them, and make discipline always a part of that.
>>80881361
>>80893542
>This show teaches you how to be an adult too
There's simply too much subtext
>>80893542
Arthur's parents were really shitty in general.
>>80891857
You know that parents are really good at finding the truth between a child's lies, don't tell me that never happened to you.
>This guy will never draw more Arthur characters
>>80893715
>good looking prunella
>actually cute francine
it's not fair
>>80893787
More importantly
>Actually good looking Jenna
>>80893787
that's the worst Molly I've ever seen
>>80878863
>I'm in the screenshot
Yay
I don't understand /CO/'s obsession with this series. Do ya'll niggas just want to have sex with underage aadvark girl?
I wanna cum on DW's belly
Which publisher is responsible for this masterpiece?
>>80894001
I just love dumb jokes
>>80894055
These jokes are actually perfect.
>>80882676
Eat shit
>>80891422
Skooks, but it's close.
>>80883252
Oh fuck, that was me.
>>80894035
Pretty sure they're Marvel
>Terrific Three rights will never revert to Disney so they can join Spider-Guy on the Defenders
What did she mean by this?
>>80894273
>Paige Turner
>Page Turner
I'm a sucker for aptronyms
>>80891226
>>80894307
fuck, I never caught that
>>80894273
>Pedophile
>Interracial couple
Damn, PBS is more progressive than I thoughtSeriously though I need context
>>80894349
Youth genius Brain is taking private study lessons from Paige. What's to get?
>>80894349
It's a hug. People do these things to express joy or comfort to other humans. You're welcome, Martian.
>>80894273
Where the fuck is Brain's hand going?
>>80894121
This confused me as a kid and made me think it was actually possible to blow square breaths into a balloon and make it square.
>>80878387
She barely 12, man
>People obsessing over loli
>When there is milf to discuss
You sicken me
>>80894508
>Jane
>>80894531
>Early episodes were hand drawn
>someone's literal job was "animate Jane from the waist down"
Thank him.that said there is only one true adult waifu.
>>80894035
Image comics
>That episode where Arthur meets a vidya playing qt
>He comes to hate her when he learns she has a normie boyfriend and draws pictures of her dying
>>80894768
Oh man I remember this episode. I think all it taught me is that unrequited love is worse than drinking isopropyl alcohol
Wish we had moreFernhere
>>80894831
>Purposefully summoning it
>>80878473
>tfw you realize The Love Ducks is like a weird predictor of MLP crossed with some H&R Puffinstuff vibes
>>80894831
No, we definitely do not
>>80879023
>comics
>in braille
Since fucking when?
Also does anybody think it's kind of ironic that blind people will never read these screencaps unless someone makes them into pastas?
>>80894868
She's cute, but evil.
>>80894943
Nah dude, there are blind posters on 4chan still; according to the last explanation thread I saw on /r9k/, they usually use a text-to-speech program, which I can only imagine is a special kind of hell on 4chan.
>>80894831
Yes anon, we do need moreMo
>That episode where cake makes him crazy
Is there room in your heart for two Mollies?
>Hey anon, could you scrub my back?
>>80895009
Holy cow, Arthur's cousin is a major qt
>>80895475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1f2ADQYzA
>>80895475
So is Fern bald or what?
>>80895341
My heart has room to spare for tomboyish punky qts
>>80894768
Reminded me of my kid crush on my babysitter...
>>80895592
No
>>80895475
Aye no problemo
>>80895592
No, she has hair all over her body of course! Though now I'm questioning why they all needed sunscreen in every vacation episode.
>>80895812
>Tumblr noses
>>80895812
>Accurate races
Color me fucking shocked
>>80895833
But she has no humanish hair on her scalp like other girls/women. Her mom has hair so it's not a species thing
>>80895812
Why is brian and Franny some filthy negroids?
>>80895903
Because Brain is black and Francine is some kind of brown in the show
>>80895883
She has hair like the boys, which is just a few strands, and I doubt all the boys are bold or shaved. But speaking of hair styles, a lot of the girls in Arthur had really cute hair styles.
>>80895903
They have dark complexion in the show.
And Francine in the title cards is even darker.
>>80895883
It's a mystery. Then again, Jenna only has like five little Charlie Brown hairs on her head. I just think of her as having short hair overall.
These liberty spikes happened somehow
>>80895903
Brain celebrates Kwanza, and is most likely black
Francine is one of those olive colored jewesses.
>>80891422MOONMAN MOONMAN CAN'T YOU SEE.
>>80892145
>salty weeb tears
Fern really is looking to hurt us
>>80882866
Lol that episode was just on
>>80896027
the secret's inside.png
>>80896224
Picture day is a great episode
>>80878387
>visible tits
>at least 9 years old
Why is this allowed?
>>80896685
What about/z/
>>80896685
>/s4s/
lmao
>/3/
What is that
>/sp/
Uh, for free?
>>80894909
>Arthur was a Duckfucker
>>80896736
>>80895983
She should spike her hair more often
I want tohug Marina and Prunella together
>tfw I can remember when I was younger than the Arthur characters
Oh god make it stop
>>80897684
>You will probably die before Arthur does
>>80895006
Yeah I know about text to speech, but when stories are in a png/jpg it can't read them.
MARINA FIC ANON PLEASE COME BACK
>>80897965
>Arthur shifted to flash animation in your lifetime
>>80897983
Maybe a friend transcribes it for him.
>>80898045
Hurts to live
>>80893467
>you will never start wearing dresses and psychologically tormenting your peers
>>80898123
>>80898332
Damn dude, I was joking. This has made me sadder
>>80898036
I'm here. Just got done wagework, so I'll probably start on something soon once I eat. Expect it tonight or tomorrow probably.
>>80898432
Thank you.
Have a good meal.
>>80898380
Nemo is a fucking bitch.
>>80898332
I've got you covered blind-kun.
Anon just posted a .png image of another post.
The post depicted in the .png has a file attached, fregg.jpg, which is a "post-seizure" variety of rare pepe.
The post reads:
>tfw i used to read in sunligh when i was younger. now i have cataracts.
>tfw have to dictate my posts to my little brother.
In the image, there is another post below replying, that reads:
"Can you repeat that back to me please"?
"Yeah, that's it. Now attack a picture of a sad frog"
"...a-a sad frog"?
"Just open the folder labeled 'frog and feels'"
"W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"?
"Nevermind that. Just look for the one called 'fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it."
"Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"
By the way, the pic I have attached to my post is the pic of Marina and Prunella sharing a soda, depicting my pleasure in helping you.
Sue Ellen has a floof, would she let me pet it?
>>80898598
Anon, that's racist.
>>80898598
Beat her at Virtual Goose.
>tfw no qt arthur fan gf
>>80898789
I have to admit, that's a cute plush.
>>80898789
>Arthur fan
>Actually a fan of the specific character "Arthur"
Wew fucking lad
>>80898838
It's blowing my mind too.
>>80898838
>Arthur fan
>implying your most favorite character would not be Arthur because that's what you come for
Wew lad
>>80894055
>>80894121
Are there more caps with jokes like these?
>>80898933
Come for Arthur, stay for a variety of other characters desu senpai.
>>80899064
>>80899064
Arthur is solely composed of jokes like these along with slice-of-life americana.
>>80899095
>White spaces between every character
Fucking embarrassing, sorry senpai.
>>80899135
Ice cold
>>80899226
>Two strongest fighters are locked
FUCK
>>80899135
>>80899226
Arthur would be like picking Mario on SSB because that's the only character they know
This program was made possible by contributions to your PBS station from Viewers Like You.Thank you
>>80899336
>>80899423
Fuck, this show was so full of bants.
>>80899406
N-no problem PBS-senpai
>>80899463
The best part about that one is that the scene wasn't focused on Arthur or DW; Francine's sister was talking with Jane when D.W. just entered the episode with that.
>>80899101
>>80899135
Savage
has this show really been on for twenty years
>>80899672
Yep it's been in longer than most 4channers have been alive
>>80899135
Holy shit.
>>80879023
Updated this cap
>>80882314
>its a tibbles episode
>>80882314
D.W. needed stitches because of that, fuck the Tibbles.
>>80890126
Better lifeguard. do you even lift bitch?
>>80900571
>>80900282
You haven't really lived as a kid unless you get stitches for retarded reasons
>tfw my grandmom used to call me dolly because of the amount of times I ended up needing stitches in the ER after doing retarded shit
>>80900601
>I came here to laugh at you
Wow, watching the episodes done in flash is painful.
It feels so much more generic.
>>80900930
Does getting a cast count as a substitute for stitches?
>>80900930
> split chin open on linoleum, have it sewn shut
so I'm a made man?
>>80901354
No, it means you lived as a kid.
>>80900954
it's perfect
>>80900954
>>80899135
I need to find the episode. That's just gold, great to know even Ratburn can have a sense of humor.
>>80902049
fukken saved
>>80902049
As a /m/an, this pleases me greatly.
>>80900571
I would let this lifeguard hold me in a kimura lock
>that episode where Binky fucks Arthur
>>80902049
Nice
>>80898598
>>80898621
Which character could be the floofiest?
Why was she so sad?
>>80882043
What's the title of this episode?
>>80903806
It's called Draw!
how deep is arthur's lore?
>>80904124
The deepest, and the continuity is the continuist.
>>80904124
Not that deep, there is just a little continuity.
LikeWHERE'S MYBleeeeeeeeeepSNOWBALL, ARTHUR?
>>80903983
Thank you, anon!
>>80903612
We all have bad days every once in a while, Anon, and we all have our own ways of dealing with them.
It's not so bad for Fern.
Whenever Fern has a bad day she just writes a poem.
The horror. The horror!
>>80904207
>Muffy there
But she didn't move in until season 1. Why don't you just put Sue Ellen in there as well? And where are the background characters?
>That episode where arthur got tentacle raped
>>80905509
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
and than /ss/ happened
>That episode where the Crosswires visited Ed's dad
>Muffy had to clean his weird orangutan flesh bowl face
I didn't think they would go that far to be honest
>>80878387
I want to tanktop that rabbit.
>>80905588
>That messy hair
>>80905587
What kind of animal evolves to have blinders on it's face. What a weird creature.
>>80905690
I guess they're strong enough that nothing is going to really fuck with them. Maybe a tiger, but tigers don't hunt in trees.
>>80905690
Most wild ones would never grow like that because they don't get fat enough. That said male orangutans generally live at the tops of trees, are only slightly weaker than a gorilla but more agile, and are smart as shit. Not a lot they need to worry about
>>80905657
>tfw you will never go into mollys room
why even
>>80905729
You know, at first I thought Bitzi was kind of ugly, but then she grew on me, I love her, not only for her appearance, but also because she's a really kind mother, she really loves Buster, no other mother would let you keep food in a cabinet until it smells.
>>80905859
>>80905657
I just hope to die
WahPomf~
Rabbits master race
>>80905724
Orangutan, specially an big boss gutan, would probably beat the shit out of any but the biggest and strongest tigers.
>>80905996
>>80906009
Ms. Turner is cute.
CUTE!
>>80906082
are there any episodes that focus on her as a Main character?
Ferns mom not bad
>>80906082
I like the episode where she was a negro
>that comic based off of that pool fic never got finished
Also, Molly's VA is pretty cute.
>>80906023
Yeah but it would get severely injured in the process. They would probably both die.
>>80906121
Nope.
Only a recurrent character in library focused episodes.
>>80906173
>>80906193
>>80906209
I think she's just unflatteringly dressed. It looks like she might have nice hips beneath that green shirt.
>>80906226
why must Arthur Fapfics suffer. I remember there was a great Fapfic I think called welcome to Elwood that got pulled off Adultfanfiction by the author.
>>80906355
I could go with that
what are we going to do on the bed anon?
>>80906506
Life is unfair
>>80906566
>>80882676
DON'T GO TO BED
>>80906593
>you will never join Fern under the sheets
why live?
>>80906593
>that position
L E W D
>>80906679
Sauce please.
>>80905962
>Can see her eye
>that POV
this is too intimate anon, delet this
>>80906865
I'm warning you, it's not a particularly great image imo
http://rule34-data-007.paheal.net/_images/33a66025ea9008012425f0e006044a4d/1043858%20-%20Arthur%20Fern_Walters%20Master_Of_Puppets.jpg
>>80906868
but anon her eyes are cute....
CUTE!!
>>80906868
>That's the size ofDW's dick
>>80906506
Hook an anon up with a site for these fics?
>>80907014
fuck me they're cute
>>80907014
Her eyes are too sexual.
ELWOOD CITY ANIMAL POWER RANKINGS
1. Rabbits
2. Dogs
3. Rats
4. Aardvarks
5. Cats
6. Moose
.....
.........
..................
..........
.....
9000. Bears
9001. Apes
>>80907330
>Tommy and Timmy are bears in the show and humans in the book.
>humans in the book
>>80907040
You just reminded me, only boys play D.W. in the cartoon.
>>80907486
Because DW is a trap.
I'm laughing for real right now
Type an arthur character's name into google image search, then scroll down until the images stop making sense. It's what I imagine schizophrenia feels like.
>>80882043
I'm the anon who said that.
People still remember? I was just trying to cause a fuck up. I honestly expected 1 response.
Thanks for being caring though even still.
>>80908257
How could we ever forget you?
You're one of us, now.F A M
>>80881206
>Once changed into your swim trunks, you take a moment to shower off.
>Cold water, you decide.
>Once soaked through and chilled a little, you grab your towel and exit out to the pool.
>A blast of humidity and warmth hits your skin as you enter, and you quickly spot Marina and Lydia sitting poolside.
>You leave your towel on the bleachers, noting how Marina's ears turn in your direction even before Lydia looks over and nudges her.
>Suddenly, Lydia's hand slips and Marina covers her mouth with shock as her friend tumbles into the pool
>You break into a run before you can even think, checking the depth as you rapidly approach the lip of the pool; 5ft, not deep enough to dive
>Gritting your teeth, you fold a leg and slide across the tile and into the pool, eyes open and looking around to no avail
>Breach. You take a gasping breath and prepare to dive again before you hear a voice say "Wait!"
>Spinning around, you see Lydia resting atop a kickboard with a smirk on her face as you pant for breath
>"Wow Marina, never had that reaction before. Your hero here just action slid into the pool to save my life." She raises a hand to block Marina's splash-chop towards her. "And to think Brain just shrieked!"
>Now you laugh, before wincing and grabbing your leg. Even through the shimmering veil of water it looks red, but you ignore it.
>With a sharp intake of breath, Marina slides into the cool waters of the pool to join the two of you. "Alright, lets head to the shallow end and play some games." She grins. "And I'll have you know, I'm very good at Marco Polo!"
>>80908395
>"Marco!" Marina is already smiling, and you have a sinking feeling it's you she took the time to zero in on, in spite of Lydia's kickboard occasionally slapping the water's surface
>"Polo!" You both cry out in response, and Marina reacts by suddenly sinking below the waters surface like a spear after a fish
>You panic and quickly attempt to backstroke in the opposite direction of how you were moving before
>Her shadow homes in on your noisey splashing, and you suddenly realise you've backed into a corner as she makes a grab underwater for your leg
>It's the injured one, and you let out a hiss as her hand encircles it; her grip loosens as you flinch from her touch, and for a moment you feel her fingertips lightly brush your scratches
>She resurfaces with a light gasp, then frowns at you. "Why didn't you say you got hurt?"
>"It's fine, don't worry about it." On Lydia's paddling within earshot, Marina turns to her and before you can protest says, "He cut his leg pulling off that slide earlier."
>You splash a little water on her, and she feigns shock a moment before splashing you back. And turning to Lydia. "Hmm, maybe some warmth would help. Want to move to the hot tub?"
>"Only if my faithful servants think it's no problem taking me there." She says, paddilng her way over to the stairs.
>"C'mon hero." You almost swear you imagine it, but then realize Marina is whispering to you with a giggle.
>Her hand lingers on the thigh of your injured leg for a moment, before she heads for the stairs and you follow suit.
STREAM WHERE
>>80908443
>"Ready?" You and Marina lock fingers, making a chair conformation beneath Lydia before lifing her out of the pool.
>She's very light, and moving her takes mere moments. Your trio stall out at the edge of the tub, Marina dipping her toes to test the heat before you each settle in.
>Marina lowers herself in fractionally, sensitive to the heat while you recheck the drawstring on your trunks and Lydia removes her rapidly fogging glasses with a deep sigh and lays her head back.
>Taking a breath, you dunk your upper body beneath the bubbling surface for a moment, resurfacing to the feeling of steam rolling off your skin and Marina's hand on your back.
>"H-" She puts a finger to your lips, then points to the dozing Lydia, and suddenly you get the idea.
>You nibble her fingertip and she pulls her hand back a little in reaction.
>Lifting a hand from the water, you close it around her wrist and pull her hand back to your parted lips.
>She bites her lip to stay quiet as you place kisses on her palm before taking her thumb into your mouth and sucking gently.
>Pressing herself against you, she kisses your cheek, then hiding her face in the nape of your neck as you tend to her soft, pruned hands
>You relinquish your grip as she moves to wrap her hands about your neck, planting more soft kisses along your jawline and back to your lips
>She parts them with her tongue and you open your eyes in shock before closing them once more as she probes further, the tip flicking the roof of your mouth
>Marina pulls back dreamily, each breath light and sharp and a thin string of saliva connecting you both
>The locker room door clicks open, and you both whip around to face forward again just in time to see Lydia's Mom walk through and take a seat on the bench by the towels
>"I'll be back!" Marina grins, then nudges Lydia. "C'mon, your mom's here."
>Marina piggy-backs Lydia from the pool, and you realize she already had her glasses on as she gives you a thumbs up over her shoulder
>>80908395
>>80908443
>>80908577
More in the future friends,you're all sick for sexually preying on an imaginary blind girl and I'm worse as an enabler
>>80907014
There is no question. She is the prize of Elwood City.
>>80908746
Would you rather we talk about being preyed upon sexually by Fern?
>>80891716
I think she might actually be one of the reasons I always like characters with big pointypyramidheads
>>80890336
Molly is perfect.
>>80908784
Yes.Fern clearly knows what she's doing and is purposefully trying to torture anon; it backfires, and she only succeeds in drawing him closer rather than scaring him away. Marina is a sweet daredevil-skilled girl who likely is just caught up in youthful lust; you're just egging each other on now and seeing who hits stop first.
>>80908463
synchtube, room is Batman
>>80908746
>you're all sick for sexually preying on an imaginary blind girl
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
>>80907181
>Imagine forcing Molly's bangs out of the way and staring deep into her eyes
Unusual Boner
>>80882703
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>80882793I wish I knew it anon.
>>80891949
Fern is a magical girl.
>>80909515
>>80882793http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/815822#search=Molly_MacDonald
>>80892527
>that lewd tail.
>>80896882
Old Arthur was pretty funny. Haven't seen it in ages since I was growing up, anyone got any episodes a re-first-timer should see?
I'm asking comedy or plot first, nothing with your waifu goddesses unless it's not the reason so.
>>80894273
HOLY FUCK, I SHIP THIS. CLAMP BTFO. USA! USA! USA!
>>80882654
Is there an archive of that thread? Also I feel like I've seen this image longer than after it was posted.
>somehow I never came across this thread
>>80878387
She's barely 12...just like Frank likes em
>>80893142
Warhammer40kclassroom.jpeg
>>80878387
>I-isn't she like 9?
There's nothing in that image that would sugest otherwise. Go outside.
>>80880903
>them titties
god damn, bet she has the ass to match too
>>80893224
She didn't sing that, autismo reject
>>80878387
>That episode where Arthur taught her how to squirt
>>80909829
Comedy and Plot?
S1
>"Locked in the Library! / Arthur Accused!"
>"Arthur Babysits[warning, tibblecentric] / Arthur's Cousin Catastrophe"
>"Arthur's Family Vacation / Grandpa Dave's Old Country Farm"
>"I'm a Poet / The Scare-Your-Pants-Off Club!"
S2
>"Binky Barnes, Art Expert / Arthur's Lucky Pencil"
>"Arthur's TV-Free Week / Night Fright"
>"Water and the Brain / Arthur the Unfunny"
>"Sue Ellen's Lost Diary / Arthur's Knee"
>"Love Notes for Muffy / D.W. Blows the Whistle"
>"D.W.'s Name Game / Finders Key-pers"
that's just the first two seasons familia
>>80893883
Because she looks like an actual fucking animal instead of cute simple designs.
>>80894345
context?
>>80893787
>tfw when you found out Haney's VA died
>>80910437
Librarian's name is Paige Turner, buster's picture is him using his inhaler at the nurses after being diagnosed with asthma
>>80902049
I don't get it.
>>80909723
Did she cut the hole in the pants herself, or do they come that way?
>>80881206
doing gods work anon
>Still no Molly on anon fapfics
>>80904212
what?
>>80905568
>>80905568
SLEEPOVERS
AH THE COMFY
>>80905568
Would you Buster's mother?
>almost a 500 post Arthur thread
Guys, we might be autistic
>>80910304
Thanks anon, I'll look into those soon!
>>80912376
Of courseAs long as she isint Jewish....Are they?
also if her and Bo weren't divorced Im pretty sure buster wouldnt be an only child. if you know what i mean
>>80912471
We are returning to our previous strength
>>80908395
>>80908443
>>80908577
>>80908746
Well, it's because it's cute lewd instead of a cheap porno fanfic where everything goes straight into sex.Honestly, I'm not into fanfics but I liked this one.
>>80912282
There's a running gag where D.W. blames Arthur for her missing snowball.
And there's an episode dedicated to swear words, bleeped, and D.W. bleeps to Jane.
What if Arthur had a parasyte merge with his punching fist?
>>80878387
her head is round af
>>80878387
Why does she have tits?
>>80913080
Because girls develop at different ages?
>>80913155
I wonder how developed she would look in a year or four.
>>80913173
>BIG
>BUNNY
>BREASTS
>>80912471
>might be
>>80909027
I would let fern torture me however she liked, physical or mental. I would make her love me through sheer will and endurance.
Is there people in the synchtube?
>Its a Francine learns about the Holocaust episode
>>80913407
Even with aknotted strap-on?
>>80913431
3 peeps
>>80913460
Yeah. The only thing I might not do for love is C&BT because yikes.
>>80913570
Honestlypegging is probably the first thing I'd want Fern to do to me.
>>80912665
They are.
>it's a molly episode on now
yessssssss
>>80913635
I bet she'd be really into topping too, slapping your ass and asking you to bark for her the whole time.
>>80914492
Go on.
FERN EPISODE
Why is Jenna the most weird looking one?
>watching Arthur unironically
Do you fags watch Barney as well?
>>80914987
>implying the to are equal
nigga get >>>/out/
>>80914987
did barney have the fucking sopranos guest star?
>>80914987
Did Barney ever parody shows like South Park or Beavis and Butt-head?
>>80915195
w-what
>>80915285
https://youtu.be/MsnSUy0u5Sw?t=12m30s
>>80915602
bleep is a great episode
does someone have a list of all the Molly-centric episodes?
>>80914492
>This discussion will never be brought up again
>You'll never have anybody to discuss getting dominated roughly by Fern with
>>80916909
There's always next Arthur thread, Anon.
>>80917058
I guess you're right.