ITT: The dumbest/worst pages in comics

>>78180914
Hey I've seen this thread before! You post that, and then NormanGwen and "Bobby, you're gay" get posted.

>>78180914
>>78180914
That's an edit right? Can't be that bad could it?


Reed getting kek'd by Namor, Spiderman, Black Panther, and Doom would be insane.

>>78180972
>That's an edit right? Can't be that bad could it?
It's real

>>78180914
If there's one good thing about Ultimate getting destroyed for Secret Wars, it's the knowledge that she is dead while Ultimate Reed gets to live on.

>>78180995
Speaking of Sue, have 616 Sue or 616 Reed shown up in ANAD yet? I haven't seen them mentioned in the stuff I've been reading.

>>78181059
Haven't seen Sue mentioned. Reed got mentioned once by Johnny over in Uncanny Avengers, wherein he said that he's DEAD

>>78181074
>Reed dead
>Cyclops dead
>Thor isn't worthy
>another Civil War in making
Gayest of all gay Earths.

>>78180972
It's Ultimate F4

>>78180972
Ultimate Sue is a horrible person and always turns out evil.
She went back in time and set Ultimate Reed on the path to becoming the Maker by killing his family and framing him.

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>>78180914
So why Maker didn't kill this dumb bitch first?

>>78180914
>Asgard died for this

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LISTEN, Barbara.

The Joker definitely doesn't know who we are.

It would be IMPOSSIBLE.

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>>78182055
I mean, it WOULD be impossible for him to know who we are, except for the fact that I once straight-up told him who I was.

>>78180994
as a former heroin abuser, i like to think roy came like five seconds into dry humping

>>78181124
>Only good Non-Avenger/X scientist dead
>Only good X-man dead
>Only good Avenger replaced
Why live ;-;

>>78180914
Every page with Silk
Every page of Bendis's GotG

>>78182105
I'm astounded that people think Snyder is good.

>>78180914
>a boy in every port

J-jesus did she really just say that? Who writes this shit?

>>78182265
I feel you are butthurt about something. Waifu or husbando?

>>78182315
The idea that the Joker doesn't care who's under the mask has been a part of the character for a long time, but Batman showing up as Bruce and taunting him about it is what's fucking stupid about the whole thing.

>>78180914
Reed in the second to last panel is like "What the fuck is this bitch saying"

Sue Shit-Tested him and Reed of Ultimate Earth failed.

when a women says shit like this to you, it means you fuck her hard and now, no bullshit, no effeminate talking, or say goodbye.

>>78182105
He has almost no way of connecting the rest of the bat-senpai to Bruce, save for Tim and Damien, who are both legally his sons.

>>78182451
He didn't "taunt" him, you kek. He came to see if the Joker really did know who he was and where he lived (leaving the playing card in the cave would indicate so). It turned out Joker don't give a fuck, and just likes fuckin with Batman

>>78180914

Sooo... is there any decent porn of Sue taking "a boy in every port"... ifyouknowwhatImean?

>>78182837

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sue_storm

Enjoy

>>78181124
>Reed dead
>Cyclops is dead
They'll come back eventually, Anon.
>Thor isn't worthy
He's going to get Ultimate Mjolnir later.
>Another Civil War in the making
Apparently it's not going to be too similar, "apparently".

>>78180914
honestly anon,
when you start with that where can we really go from there?

>>78182345
It's a reference to an old and formerly popular Navy saying. "A girl in every port"

>>78182265
-really dude? All the way up there with Ultimate Wanda and Pietro fucking and that part where a gay guy had to fuck his sister, who then had her womb rigged with a bomb in Nemesis? Really, man?

>>78182920
Oh, so she wasn't referring herself as a motherboard? Disapointing.

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>>78182971
>All the way up there with Ultimate Wanda and Pietro fucking

>>78182105
Reminder that Bruce did this right after Dick came to live with him, because Snyder's Bruce is an idiot who doesn't think anything through.

>>78180930

Whoa! How weird that a bunch of terrible pages would make it into a thread about terrible pages!

>>78182898
It's so stupid how Thor has to find the replacement hammer, why does stupid Whor get the OG Mjolnir?

>>78182898
>Reed dead
What don't know what the fuck his situation is at this point
>Cyclops dead
Those X-Men spoilers that have had nothing but true things so far (and hopefully that trend continues) says he faked his death, went underground, and will occasionally help out Magneto's X-Men.

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>>78182691

And Dick Grayson, his ward, who happened to date this one redheaded chick who happens to be Jim Gordon's daughter who he shot in the back riiiiiiight around the time Batgirl stopped appearing.

>>78182768
>>78182691
Here's where it falls apart:
If Joker didn't know nor care who Bruce and the Batfam really were, then how did he very-specifically torment them in the multitude of spin-off stories featured during DoTF?

Like, Barbara' mother was kidnapped and tortured.

Dick had zombie versions of his dead parents attack him.

Joker used Joe Chill and a re-creation of Bruce's parents' death to antagonize Bats in Endgame.

No matter what the author tells you, ("Oh, it's okay, Joker doesn't actually give a fuck who Bruce and co are"), evidence to the contrary is abundantly apparent.

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I think that you could post every page of this run in this thread and it'd fit the criteria

>>78182898

i thought thor was worthy again?

>>78183500
As of the end of Avengers he was, but we don't know if that's still true post-SW. Either way, he hasn't appeared yet so we don't know one way or the other.

Most are assuming that since he was last seen being worthy again that he's going to be using Ultimate Mjolnir.

>>78180914
>Sue is a whore in every universe

Why am I not surprised?

>>78183437
he sounds like a sex and the city character

>>78183500
>>78183525
where did he become worthy againÉ

>>78183085
What I found even more hilarious was Cap's confused reaction, and Janet's COMPLETE AND TOTAL UNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION! As if incest was completely normal and something that happens all the time, everywhere.

>>78183911
At the end of new avengers he could not pick up the thorr mjolnir which means he was worthy of the normal mjolnir.

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>>78183911
During Time Runs Out, when him and Hyperion went on the suicide mission to stop The Beyonders.

>>78183912
Makes it pretty obvious what Janet's fetish is.

>>78180914
i dont get why everyone hates this part, havent you ever been in her position? If you wanna post something really cringy post the ben-sue romance that happened later

>>78183980
found the faggot

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>>78183912
>>78184039

>>78184138
>We have to kill everyone in the media

Exploding Mettle from Murder World.

Fuck that page. Fuck it in the ear.

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>>78184138
>your feeble 1944 brain can't comprehend incest

>>78183980
You mean when they met a glorious warrior's end instead of just bitchin out on earth like everybody else?

No. No, fuck you anon.

>>78184853
I'd believe it. 1610 was batshit insane.

>>78184066
>Been in her position
Which one, cause I'm pretty sure she's been in every position.

>>78185318
For some reason I kept thinking you were talking about 1602. Took me forever to figure it out.

>>78183201
What X-Men spoilers? I stopped believing them after the guy said 90s Morph was coming back

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>>78180914

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>>78183201
>Those X-Men spoilers that have had nothing but true things so far
>true things
Like Cable being the UA member or the X-Men doing another crossover with the Guardians this year?

>>78182920
I know that, it is just the shittiest way to end a relationship ever.
Imagine if thengenders were reversed:
"Sorry honey, gotta crush some pussy."

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>>78180914
Always Ultra Pads with Gel-Absorbing Action

>>78185999
Can someone explain what even is that?

>>78186066
Meh

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>>78185999
The first time I read that my thought was "/pol/, this rewrite is waaay over the top."

>>78186141
Please tell me this is an edit.

>>78186177
No

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>>78186054
>X-Men doing another crossover with the Guardians this year?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigga, do you even know who your talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.

Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit >>77869998

Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.

He' the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.

>>78186141
HAHAHAHA holy shit

>>78184853
Ultimate Hawkeye would try to do that

>>78185999

>Wondy using the word mansplaining

Whoever wrote this should be taken behind the shed and shot.

>>78180914
What? She's young and hot. Why tie herself down to one guy? If a guy had done that half you motherfuckers would be cheering him on.

>>78186274
>Medusa selling Johnny out like that
oh fuck wow

>>78182170
kek

>>78186318
Like this is the first time Johnny got caught with someone else's girl.

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>>78186066

>>78186234
Come on nigga, it was half a compliment to Bendis. I know he doesn't need the X-faggots to keep elevating Kitty to the stars and beyond. She's the face of the Guardians franchise and Bendis did it without using a single X.

>>78186310
This is literally why Reed became The Maker...then she had the nerve to be pissed at him about it.

>>78186433
someone else's girl =/= Medusa...in front of Black Bolt.

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>>78180914
>taking this long for pic related

/co/ is slacking these days.

>>78186497
>not that into a guy
>he fucking loses it and becomes a supervillain that destroys Europe
>not pissed at him for being such a fucking faggot

>>78182768
> I wanna be sure if the Joker knows my real identity and whereabouts.
> By actually telling him who I am and where I live. Thus, avoiding him the trouble to find out who I am.
> This is a flawless plan.

Doesn't that defeat his purpose? Wouldn't he prefer to stay anonymous?

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>Emma's speech pattern missing
>Emma yelling
>ever
>Emma artificially mad at Scott all of a sudden so the two would break up
>Scott completely pissing away the entire point of Gillen's conclusion
I like this page. It was one of the first times Bendis touched these characters and is an early herald of all the shit to (never) come.

>>78183961
eww

>>78186488
>Phoenix trial 2.0
>Black Vortex
>Sam Humphries
>Meme-lord and Waifu Pryde SW book

Bendis got all the help he could get to make her the new face of GotG because of his X-men crossovers mate.

>>78186535
Are we supposed to dislike absorbing man in this scene?
He's making a lotta sense in those first few panels.

>>78186628
god fucking damnit in an alternate universe Gillen stayed on x-men.

gillens x-men was the best x-men that came out for a long time and the last time it was truly good... just imagine if he kept writing x-men instead of bendis this whole time where we would be


do you think if we begged and screamed and cried hard enough we could get gillen to consider writing x-men again?

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>>78186673
Of course your supposed to dislike him, what are you, a misogynist?

>>78183280
Are you gonna just keep posting this unfunny 9gag shit in every thread?

>>78186673
I'm still so glad someone created the role reversed version of that scene.
>>78186741
right on cue.

>>78182645
This is the same woman who gave him shit for trying to deal with the Ultimatum Wave (which was in the middle of fucking New York a new asshole) instead of staying with the unconscious Sue (who in New York).

No, she's just a slut.

>>78186668
Nah, the X-Men didn't do anything on those stories and Humphries has nothing to do with the X-Men. Only in trial they did something and that was nothing related to Kitty or the Guardians.

>>78186734
Eh, I'd think he's busy with his own stuff aside from Vader.
Also Marvel are idiots. I doubt they'd let him write X-Men again. I don't know why they wouldn't, but they just wouldn't.

>>78186784
Didn't Reed leave like an asshole to stir shit up with Namor despite being told explicitly that Magneto was behind it all?

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>>78186535
It's that second page punch that gets me.
Just doesn't look like it has the power it portrays.
Anyone have the "CANCER IS FUN LOL" page from issue 1 last month?
that or the last Loki reveal.

>>78186141

I know the for the lulz is cringey, but the story doesn't even make sense. I mean once her entire family came down, couldn't they just have overpowered him?

>>78186798
>Trial establishes GotG contact with X-men
>Starts the starcat shipping
>Humphries begins adding in Kitty to build relation with meme-lord in his book
>Black Vortex has Kitty become supreme waifu
>Meme-lord and Waifu Pryde married
>SW book is all about Quill and his love for his waifu
>Post SW Waifu Pryde is now Waif-lord

Bruh, this whole thing was built up by using other books to prop up Kitty for GotG. Bendis got his bros to do most of the legwork, while all he had to do was just an intro fro the relationship.

>>78181427
Wait....WHAT?!

>>78186969
>>Trial establishes GotG contact with X-men
Nope. It only established Peter's contact with Kitty.

None of the rest has anything to do with the X-Men except Black Vortex where they were almost as much wallpaper as Venom..

>>78186822
He found out it was Magneto after he traveled to the ocean and found out Namor was innocent.

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>>78180914

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>>78180914
Fuck you Hudlin. Anyone that read other BP shit knew Wakandans weren't like this

>>78187332
Bullshit. He even says he doesn't believe Xavier when he is sailing out to confront Namor.

>>78187357
god how long did he have a fucking coin in his mouth JUST on the off chance he ran into stark and could do this?

>>78186274
cu.ck

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>>78180914

>>78187386
lol what the fuck is this

>>78187470

Aw yeah. That's the stuff.

>>78183195
if that isn't good enough for you there's the Mjolnir Clor brought back from Dark Earth, or there's the other other spare Mjolnir lying around. We're tripping over the things

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>>78180914

>>78187386
>DNA from ashes

>>78187097
Oh yeah, Ultimate Kang the Conquerer is Future Ultimate Sue.

>>78187470
Fuck how much age difference there are between Susan and Reed? Why isn't he in jail?

>>78187399
Iron Fist is a fucking weirdo.

>>78186548
When anon puts it this way, it makes perfect sense. She didn't like him, she left, he acts like a faggot about it, she calls him a faggot.

>>78187784
It's not illegal if you wait till they're of marryable age

>>78187784
Six years judging by that comic but they probably retconned it. Also Byrne in general seems to have a thing for little girls.

>>78185999
>literally under the lasso of truth
>mansplaining
>hitting a tied up and defeated opponent

>>78181534
>[Kills Europe Internally]
>>78181729
Because said dumb bitch is the one that convinces him to become the Maker

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>>78180914

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>>78180914

>>78187399
>Danny carries a roll of quarters around just on the off chance Tony comes to haul his ass off to Negativmo Bay
>Luckily he swallowed all the rest while they were working him over, because even though puking up thirty silver dollars into Tony's hand would've been a sick burn, it's hard to keep your dignity afterwords

>>78187784
When she was 12, he was a college freshman, which is a seven year difference. It's not that big an age difference for adults. I mean, a twelve year old somehow being "in love" with an adult man and staying that way until she marries him seems pretty creepy, but that has more to do with the author than the characters themselves doing anything wrong.

>>78188155
I love how in the game Bruce acted like Damian murdered him in cold blood and would never be seen as his son.

>>78186628
>But she caught me on the counter

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>>78187140
>kitty wasn't an x-men before

>>78188203
It would have been better had Damian actually done that.

>>78187992
That's fucking beautiful and you know it

>>78188232
Kitty being an X-Men doesn't mean she has to include them in everything she does, much less in her personal life.

>>78187783
>I meant my Dick

>>78186141
>I let a guy skin my family because, woah, shit, he had a fucking knife what could I do literally nothing

>>78184992

Get cap some game of thrones DVD

>>78187992
That sort of thing happens though

Batman's still human

>>78187992

>Batman is my most beloved character ever.
>Let me make him wet his pants.
>Kevin Smith and he said he wrote everything while high.

>>78187783
That not dumb or a bad page though.

The miscarriage page is dumber and worse.

>>78188668
You haven't read the Widening Gyre. It's dumb.

>>78180914
I love his face in the bottom left panel
>"Is this bitch serious "

>>78188101

Why does Joker look like a flat-chested woman?

>>78188707
Don't know if the story's good from a plot standpoint but that page is comical.

>>78187783
Someone's got to have the edit
>I'll have to congratulate my dick

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>>78188847
Close enough

>>78186628

Not that I disagree with you like large scale grand scheme sort of thing, but Gillen said he imagined them broken up after Scott took her half of the Phoenix.

>>78186734

>imagine where we would be

After four years of Gillen on X-Men? I imagine every conversation about the X-Men would be bombarded with how much of a hack he is and how he's ruined the X-Men forever and blah blah blah. That's what happens with every book that runs longer than a year here.

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>>78186274
I always found this page hilarious. I hoped BB would take this bitch down a notch but unfortunately that hasn't happened.

>>78187992
Heaven forbid Batgod is humanized a little.

Wait, hang on... What I'm hearing is... Kitty Pryde is Star-Lord now?

>>78189142
lowering himself to such petty tantrums is beneath Black Bolt

>>78189171
Yes, Bendis gets to keep writing his waifu

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>>78189171
Yes. She's Peter Quill's fiancée and the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy as well.

>>78189161
We've been over this
"Luck Amateur" is humanizing, "He peed XD" is not

>>78189171
yes. meanwhile starlord is el presidente

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>>78189235
It's always all work and no play for El Presidente.

>>78183961
God, that was so retarded. Especially considering how kind hearted Pyro was prior to this.

>>78189271
I think I know what game that is. Fuck, I think I even know what ending it is.

Alpha Protocol, the ending where you join up with Halbeck as the big bad's subordinate?

>>78189350
Yes. It's great, Halbeck is a bro.

>>78189171
jumping the bones of the old stalord has its perks

>>78189142
Black Bolt isn't the reactive type. As Medusa said he has way too much self control for that shit.

>>78189367
Alpha Protocol is my favorite shitty game.

>>78187858
>College Freshman
He's 17. She is 12.
So then they got married when she was 18+ and he was 23+.
What's the problem?

>>78189235

¿El presidente de qué?

>>78189455
el imperio del Spartax

>>78189439
>mfw I just finished it twice in a week
It's really a shame that it isn't better.

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>>78189171
Guardians of the Galaxy is fucking awesome. I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/

Its just like the movie, which got good reviews, and its one of the highest selling comics in the world right now and for good reason

>b-but its not MUH GUARDIANS!
lol fuck off. Nobody cared or knew who they were before the movie. Consider actually having fun once in your life, thats what the run is, fun. Since when is NOT MUH a valid criticism? They're basically taking the gotg name and making it something better, there's nothing wrong with that.

Its basically the exact same for Kitty Pryde. Reinventing a C-list character into a badass renegade which is also selling well and everyone is enjoying it aside from you /co/ntrarians. Why is that exactly?

>>78189477

Oh, fucking come on.

>>78189505
do you not get paid if you don't use all your copypasta on the same day?

>>78189486

The story and characters are so good it makes the fact that the stealth is flaming garbage and the shooting mechanics are so fucked even worse.

I still enjoy it though, I just wish it got a sequel that could have ironed out the technical issues.

>>78189505

Sure okay

>>78187783
That's pretty hot though.

>>78189564

Yeah, I would definitely watch that porno.

>>78186066
Was this book any good?

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>>78184138

>BRAVO LOEB

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>>78189601
His son died

>>78189595
The exact opposite. It was trash, and in then end it couldn't even be entertaining trash.

>>78189633
Like all of Avengers Academy or just the arcade part?

>>78189610

And that triggered his incest fetishes?

>>78189610
Did they fuck?

>>78189617
How is what he said wrong?

>>78189717
he just wanted to give him a very secial goodbye

>>78189679
Oh no, that page is from Avengers Arena, different series, different writer and what might as well me different characters.
Avengers Academy is alright. It's got some great parts, some bad parts and some boring parts. It's never really a 10/10 must read, but it's worth checking out.

>>78189550
Personally, I enjoyed the fact that the game tracked everything you did to an autistic degree.

>>78189171
Yes, she also somehow put Peter's DNA inside her and can use the elemental guns.

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>>78189983
I think I know how.

>>78180914
This >>78184066

There's nothing wrong with being young and honest about not wanting to be romantically tied down, especially if you've been dating sperglord Richards for so long. People overreact to this page because they've either never broken up with someone or think a woman being as promiscuous as a man makes her a whore.

Saying that, Reed just pulling a disgusted face and walking away is pretty grand.

>>78190005
semen falls out after a while

>>78189721
Don't be an insensitive dick anon

>>78190116
>There's nothing wrong with walking away from a comfortable loving relationship to slut it up around the world

I really hope no one ever decides to date you.

>>78190425

Not that guy, but the question seems logical

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>>78180914
This is so much worse in context.

See, in the Ultimate Universe Sue isn't some girl Reed met in a bar when she was twelve and he was 48. In the Ultimate Universe Reed and Sue met at a school for genius children. Sue was a world leading biologist; the one who carried out the research on how the four had changed upon gaining their powers and a more than willing partner on all of Reed's scientific adventures.

Nahh fuck it she's a dumb whore. Girls like dicks right? What? What do you mean girls can be interested in science and academic pursuits? Get the fuck out of here. She's a girl and she's a blonde so she wants to fuck five thousand men.

It's also worth noting that Johnny in the Ultimate Universe attends high school or spends his time joking around with Ben. At this point Johnny hasn't had a single girlfriend. He went on a date once, but he accidentally set himself on fire.

>>78189550
>>78189939
>chris avellone in a nutshell

>>78190425
So you want me to be a sensitive dick, anon?

>>78187685
Wait so sue is to blame for Reed going evil?
Why?

>>78189983
>somehow
lovers have sex on a regular basis you know.

>>78187783
DCAU had the worst ships. I have no idea what they were thinking.

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>>78180914

Every page of Beechen's magnum opus belongs here, but I'll stick to this one because handling this shit actually causes me pain.

>>78187685
>>78190773

>Ultimate
Why even bother?

The Marvel Universe is already fucked up to start with, Ultimate, from what I've seen at least, just takes it to a whole new level of everything's fucked, only with little to no motivation for anyone to do any of the shit they do.

>>78190530

These imaginary girls of yours can't be interested in sex and science at the same time?

>>78191018
Is it good? like everyone says everything in it is fucked, is it in a good "bad end" way?

>>78191009
OH GOD! IT BURNS! THE WORDS BURN!

>>78191100
Ultimate U started out good. Not fantastic, but the initial stuff it had was pretty good. Ultimates 1+2, Ultimate Spiderman, Ultimate X-Men and Ultimate FF all had some pretty cool parts. They were a little rough in places, but so long as you accepted that they were quite literally supposed to be different characters it holds up fairly well.
But once Loeb got a hold of it, it went down the crapper, and it only really got worse as it went along.

>>78191100
Some like it, I don't because they do very little to explain anyones motivation. Things are just fucked for the sake of being fucked and the reason most often given is shallow.

But there are a lot of Ultimate comics out there, someone's reading them, and presumably liking them. Just not for me I guess.

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how has this not been posted

>>78191351
I've been repressing it.
Hell, I've been repressing pretty much all of no-face Joker.

>>78191351

I never really understood the rage on this one. It's beyond the Joker to dress up a bunch of corpses in order to fuck with someone?

>>78187454
Wait, I thought the blind chick was Ben's girl?

>>78191642
She is

>>78189505
Might want to go tell r/comicbooks this as well as any other fanbase, except the one on your shitty Mary Sue site.

Bendis, you suck, you little shit. Go away.

>>78191428
I doubt those are the implications at hand.

>>78182898
Give Whor that hammer, why guck does Odinson have to give up HIS FUCKING HAMMER GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM SO PISSED FUCK YOU AARON.

>>78183715
616 Sue isn't. She's repeatedly turned Namor down. The whole Sue keks Reed is a myth.

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>>78191761
Typical anti-Bendis brigade. You guys are the worst of the worst. Always crying because Marvels best writer is reinvigorating comics with his top selling stories. I bet you guys are the same idiots crying about the X-men too. Well too bad, his X-men run is highly praised everywhere else like reddit, and will go down as one of the best. Issue 600 took old and boring characters and reinvigorated them into a new progressive age. You guys need to catch up instead of staying stuck in the past.

And there is nothing you can do to stop the Bendis train, lol.

>>78192095
that marvel knights issue that she was after bp's dick is canon

>>78186741
>Titana's face
Every fucking time.

>>78187454
Wasn't that a skrull?

>>78187454
Wait, when did Matt become a woman?

>>78192160
Did they actually fuck? Were Reed and her married in that book? As far as I know she's never cheated on Reed while they were married.

>>78190942
Well the majority of the Batman pairings were Timm and Dini wanting to fuck Batman and self inserting female characters as themselves

>>78192217
yes, but the thing was johnny did it and was cool with it. The skrull thing only made it slightly better.

>>78190942
Wasn't the reason why they did Bruce/Barbara because they knew people would think it's gross?

But the BB 2.0 writer really likes Dick/Babs so he shoved his ship where it didn't belong, resulting in that whole pregnancy/miscarriage arc and making that the main reason why Dick hated Bruce.

>>78183085
Ultimate Wolverine really has no place to judge

>>78192730
He's not judging, he's pissed because he hit that once and Mags through him off a mountain or some shit.

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>>78192121
Brian Michael Bendis is a gateway writer of the worst kind. He's a bad storyteller, with a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive double pages and WORDS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the writer himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable tumblr faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look smart, the unending Bendisspeak, boring personalities, the whole quipping faggotry and everything about his stories fuels their escapist fantasies, while the retconned character backgrounds, emphasis on his waifus, and overall preachiness of the writer make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average redditor and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes redditors and tumblr retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Bendis is basically THE writer to attract the most hated comicbook fanbase known to /co/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to shitpost the fuck out of this writer and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Bendis thread ever encourage /co/mblr to show their faces here.

>>78192121
>>78193007
Are you fuckers seriously fighting with copy pastas? I knew Bendis side had no shame but seems like anti Bendis side are just as much cocksuckers.

>>78193062
So Fabletown has superior firepower and the backing of some of the largest super powers in the world?

>>78193090
Personally, both sides in this argument are not behaving in a way that would convince others.

I don't mind Bendis' style, but he does have his fault, and popularity is not a counter to them.

>>78193090
by the very nature of this site, we're all a bunch of cocksuckers.

>>78191807
I think he meant it could easily be retconned as Joker juts fucking with Harley.

>>78191661
Then why did Johnny fuck her? Was there any fall out from this?

>>78181427
>killing his family and framing him
What the actual fuck?

>>78193310
Future Sue goes back in time because the future is fucked. She figures out that she needs Reed to stop bumming around on his parents couch and grab the world by the balls and start twisting. So she molded him into The Maker.

>>78193433
I'm not seeing the problem.

>>78188155
Dick's neck is so thick, it should have just absorbed the impact

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lel

>>78191351

Actually, I rather like this page. It honestly makes more sense that he'd manipulate women and then murder them than to have a sidekick.

I mean, he's a genocidal maniac and not a fucking boyfriend.

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>>78180914

>>78190773
The implication was that Reed was fucked up from the start. Sue and the FF was what kept him from going nuts. Once they left him, nothing was holding him back.

>>78186141
>"Gail Simone is a brilliant writer!"

>>78193392
Good. Good good good. I like that retcon. Fucking Sue. Left him to fuck around then married his best friend.

>>78194620
Fialkov did his best to fix a lot of the shit that happened with Ultimate U, but it was too little too late unfortunately.

>>78194651
So did Reed finally get his day in the light? Was there any fall out for Sue?

>>78194007
Isn't that an edit?

>>78194677
He ended up getting stomped by the Avengers, but ultimately it didn't matter because he'd failed to meet the window during which he could save the future.
That said, he's one of the only members of the Ultimate U to make it to 616 post Secret Wars, so there's that.

>>78183417

If Joker seriously cared who they were, he'd simply kill them quick and easily.

He does know their identities but he doesn't use that against them for the purpose of straight up killing them, he uses that info to just toy with them more personally.

If Joker wanted the Batfamily dead, they'd be dead. (With the exception of Bruce.)

>>78186610
Yes, but Snyder's Bruce is a moron.

Booster Gold story where Joker just fucking kills Dick and Alfred but leaves Bruce/Batman alone, thus making Booster Gold go back to fix it and slap Bruce for it when?

>>78187783

DCAU Batman confirmed to be a fucking cock.

BabsXDick for life.

>>78188101

The content on the page itself isn't cringey, but that art style sure as fuck is.

>>78187992
That's actually good, it's better to show that Batman is human and suffers from bodily trauma also

>>78195048
DCAU Babs didn't even like Dick has much as she did Batman.

>>78191351

This is a good page.

Fuck you, anon.

>>78195097

I agree 100%.

I just kinda meant I like Babs and Dick together in a general sense.

>>78194695

Yes, it is.

Oh wow.

I always thought that the whole Osborn and Gwen thing wasn't canon.

But wow. It is.

>>78190530

Johnny is portrayed as slutting it up all the time. He dated Kitty for like five seconds. He dated Crystal. When he got that egg or whatever in him, he spent literally the whole issue calling girls he'd slept with and apologizing for his behavior.

>>78193310

After her and Johnny married she turned out to be a Skrull. Then the real Alicia came back and I think dated Silver Surfer?

>>78195472
I hope Spider gwen finds out about it.

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>>78183437

>>78189225

i thought rocket was leading the team?

>>78187357
Tbhq that's pretty cool

>>78185988

But Morph did join Cyke's team anon.

>>78197237
It WOULD be pretty cool

Except that's not Matt as Daredevil.

>>78191009
I only know the basic outline of the character and I'm still mad.

>>78186141
>He did it for the lulz

This has to be an edit.

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>>78196753
He's the comedy relief. Like, they made him leader as a joke, the real one is Kitty.

>>78189741
It's extremely out of character

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>>78180914

>>78199290
Nope. Simone did it for the lulz.

>>78194677
Future Sue freaked out and jumped further back in time. She was never mentioned again. Present Sue had a baby with Ben, who apparently had powers that would stop the incursions, but this was never mentioned again

>>78183085
That page never fails to make me lol

>>78191009
>had Lynx killed

LYNX DIED DURING WAR GAMES YOU STUPID FUCK. YOU BROUGHT A CHARACTER BACK TO LIFE WITH NO EXPLANATION AND THEN KILLED HER AGAIN FOR NO REASON.

For some reason this pisses me off the most. Even though the rest is a malicious attempt to destroy Cass' character, it was an editorial decision that was just executed poorly The Lynx thing, though? That was just mundane incompetence.

>>78191351
>No, no, it's not Harley's fault she became obsessed with the Joker. She doesn't have any agency at all! Joker did the entire thing! She's a victim! No you can like her, and she can be a good role model!

>>78202568
Where all this happened?

>>78186285
Not even using it the right way.

>>78200476
That's terrible writing

>>78189505
>I cant even fathom the amount of shit it's getting on /co/
>got good reviews

you just awnsered your own question Anon, it's popular therefore it sucks. You can't be seen liking the same thing as the normie filth, it's like you want to lose your super secret nerd club card!

>>78186234
Please stop, dude.

>>78189505
Does this never get old for people? Do they find it hilarious each time they post it?

>>78200398
Kitty is at least a serious leader (and quite good). Rocket in his current state would make the team more of a joke than it already is.

>>78192121
>>78193007
fug

>>78194007
Man, Bendis' ANXM wasn't really that bad aside from the whole "Bobby ur gay" thing, in hindsight.

>>78200476
That is great and you know it.

>>78201731

If my 'Three Dooms' hypothesis is correct, this scene is palatable.

>>78186141

>A BAPTISM
>OF BLOOD
>DO YOU GET IT

What a torrent of shit.

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>>78187357

This one makes me laugh so fucking hard everytime. Danny looks like the most pathetic tryhard.

>Ha ha, thank fuck I kept that quarter on me
>He got told
>Totally worth getting arrested
>I hope the guards tell everyone I said that

>>78189448

He was 18.

>>78193511
he likes Jean/Logan

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>>78209715
LOL. You just made that scene more unintentional comedy that it already was. This is totally what Matt was saying in his mind.

>>78187623
First of all, that's a cover not a page.
Second of all, what's wrong with it? What is it about this pairing that makes you rage so much? (MUH RACEMIXING is not a valid answer)
Third of all, the comic isn't even out yet.

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>>78201731
Does anyone have a bigger version of this edit?

>>78210531
Doom finally fullfilled this dream in Secret Wars. I bet he felt like a new man after it. The mighty never stopped dreaming and was rewarded at the end.

>>78210509
Because JaneThor is a shit

>>78210441
It isn't even Matt, he was off in Europe at the time. That's Danny Rand!

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Really, nobody posted this?

>>78211466
I still don't understand how the fuck he got away

>>78211511
We've been over this. Jet Ski.

>>78208882

They find it funny that people take it seriously each time. They don't find the post itself funny, it's the people going NUH UH YOURE WRONG about it.

>>78210509

I don't particularly care, but I thought Falcon was married.

>>78211866
Is this a Mark Millar comic?

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>>78211883
How

How do you rig a womb to collapse

>>78187386
I love the idea of a single cure for all cancers. It's so retarded that it's gold.

>>78212025
While this might be super dumb, it's so good too.

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>>78211866
>>78211883

fucking Millar.

>>78211957
V4 charges.

>>78212025
Hey fuck you, I love FrankHulk

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Hmm.

>>78212025
6 blams, but 7 bullets in his face?

>>78212337
Liefeld tries harder to make feet than literally almost anyone else does at their jobs. God bless him.

>>78193310
>Then why did Johnny fuck her?
Cause at the time Ben decided to stay on Battleworld at the conclusion of Secret Wars.

>Was there any fall out from this?
Yeah, Ben came back from Battleworld, got pissed off. Eventually he came to accept Johnny and Alicia being a couple.

And then it turned out the Alicia that Johnny had a relationship with turned out to be a Skrull all along.

>>78180914
That look Reed has in the bottom left panel really says it all.

>>78209715
That just makes me think of that scene in Pax Americana where The Question was going "I need to write something badass and ironic on my Question card."

>>78212297

What's dumb about that? Have you read Exiles?

>>78186274
>trying to cuckold Black Bolt
Can't that nigga end worlds with his voice.

>>78187783
What's the context here?

>>78213365

They had unprotected sex with each other while Dick was away, can you really not figure that out?

>>78187840
>>78188175
>>78209715
>Danny

Am i missing something? Is he just dressed like DD or are you guys making a joke?

Or am i just blind.

>>78213537

Danny stood in as Daredevil for a time during Civil War.

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>>78213253
Johnny knows he fucked up, but how can you turn down a hairjob.

>>78213559
Oh.

Well, that's what i get for not finishing it.

>>78213615
Please tell me Johnny got his shit pushed in.

>>78213253
He destroyed an entire city with a whisper.
A sigh would kill Johnny in an instant.
And then there's the super strength...

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>>78213662
sorry anon, black bolt had better things to do.

>>78214182
>decided to look up Black Bolt
>his fucking name is Blackagar Boltagon
Comics, everyone.

>>78214785

>I don't know anything about Black Bolt or the Inhumans, and I don't read anything, but I'm gonna run my mouth off like a little idiot

>>78214952
But that's beautiful what is wrong with you

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How was this not posted yet

>>78185999
Oh my fucking GOD.

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>>78188155
OP said bad, not fucking hilarious.

>>78214892

>I'm just gonna talk in green for a bit.
>Feels good, man.

>>78215039
This page was fine. Daring, even. It was the idiocy that followed that was bad.