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Soon the beast will finally be dead.
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>Star Wars killer
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>>78026699

But which one's the monster and which one's the man?
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>yfw Alvin wins
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>>78026723
THE BELLS
OF
NOTRE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
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>>78026723
4chan will be slain by Sheevposting.
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>>78026699

are the alvin movies really that popular?
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>>78026699

>yfw alvin and the chipmunks beats fucking star wars
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>>78027019
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>>78027019
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What the FUCK were they thinking releasing Road Chip on the same day as motherfucking Star Wars?
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>>78027245
Someone fugged up. Star Wars is considered "family movie" territory, so its not like they can set up the chipmunks movie as an alternative.
Maybe they're trying to attract the home-school demographic that is to pure for demon space magic?
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Friendly reminder that in the first Alvin and the Chipmunks movie trailer Alvin ate Theodore's shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AogWxm34JR0
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>>78026769
That's a big assumption
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>>78026750
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>>78027337
>Sorry, pizza toot
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>>78027019
>>78026750
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AALLLLLLLLVVVVVIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
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>>78026699
>"Mom! Dad! The New Star Wars is finally out! Come on! Let's go see it!"
>"No hunny! Star Wars is too violent! We're going to see Alvin and the Chipmunks and that's final!"

>MURDERED PARENTS EVERYWHERE...
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>>78026750
>>78027019
>normies that pretend to be nerds btfo
>jew jew abrams btfo
>wookieepedia autists btfo
>nostalgiafags btfo
I see no problem with this.
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>>78027019
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>>78026699

ALVIN YOU MUST DIE!
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>>78027019
>>yfw alvin and the chipmunks beats fucking star wars
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>>78027245
could be they want an easy excuse for the bomb when shareholders ask what the hell happened. its not unusual to do an obvious blunder to keep the rights when you know you won't be able to produce something that'll make its money back but want to keep the rights.
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>>78027019
>mfw alvin and the chipmunks beats fucking star wars
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>>78027019
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>>78027019
>mfw Alvin and the Chipmunks beats fucking Star Wars

>Star Prince = Disney and me
>Racoon = Star Wars
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One time me and my friends went to the 2nd Alvin movie as a joke, when dave screamed youfuckingknowwhat we screamed it with him.

We aren't allowed at that theater anymore.
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>>78027019
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>>78027714
The third is an underrated masterpiece
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>>78027019
It won't happen but the thought of it is hilarious.
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>a record of seven people go to see Alvin
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>>78027682
>Stair Prince
>Racoon
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>>78026699
A swift death.
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who the fuck releasing anything the same day as star wars was a good idea
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>>78027459
So that's how it all started.
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>>78027019
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>>78026699
Huh, USA gets Star Wars later than Russia?
Lol.
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>Watching Star Wars in America opening day
>Asking to get shot
Don't worry /co/mrades, I'll attend your funerals when my movie's over.
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>>78026699
Alvin and the chimpmunks have really had the worst luck

>premiering the same week as avatar
>premiering the same week as star wars 7

what are they going to go against next time?
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>>78031001
Godzilla vs King Kong
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>>78031001
Warcraft?
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>>78026723
>which one is the master and which is the apprentice?
FTFY
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>>78027019
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>>78026750
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>>78027245
It's actually not a bad idea.
Some people might consider a PG-13 action flick like Star Wars too violent for their little kiddies.
It's the start of holiday breaks, kids are off from school and the only "acceptable" films for families with little little kids are Road Chip and Good Dinosaur (which might be out of theaters in a lot of places by the time the 18th gets here).

It's not gonna do as well as Star Wars, obviously, but it's happy to feast on its scraps.
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>>78031216
A week later is a much better idea. Your type of logic doesn't actually work out in the real world.
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>Chipmunk sequels are still being made
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>>78030979
This.
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>>78031413
There are people out there that seriously think that ear raping chipmunks eating shit is comedy gold
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>>78031612
Family Guy is ongoing too.
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>>78031216
>Some people might consider a PG-13 action flick like Star Wars too violent for their little kiddies

Those people are bad parents.
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>Star Wars themed Chipmunk ad
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>>78031612
Ah those trailers that are just long rape and sex filled jokes with the word 'Munk
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>>78032056
Source?
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Please... PLEASE let it finally die...

And let it take that shitty, awful CG cartoon with it too...

End the whole damn franchise. Free us from this nightmare.
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I think their game plan consists of

>Family shows up at theater to see Star Wars
>Star Wars is sold out...for the rest of the day
>Family moans about how they got ready and came out for nothing
>They settle on Alvin and the Chipmunks
>Sit in a theater packed with other pissed off families that came out to see Star Wars but settles for this because they are here
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>mfw I unironically like the songs in the 80s chipmunks films

Nobody can ever learn of my secret shame
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>>78032338
>implying that's something to be ashamed about
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>>78032500
Should I be ashamed about wanting to bone these three though?
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>>78032594
There nothing wrong with this

>>78032338
there is every thing wrong with this
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>>78032338
>Tell me
>The truth
>Tell me what I need to do
>to get lucky with you
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>>78032594
Not in the slightest
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>>78032671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IaNTAmIGzE&ab_channel=EleanorChipette
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>>78027019
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>>78026699
Oh, shit. I never looked at it that way.
Personally I think Star Wars is for manchildren and this hype culture is breaking my balls badly.
But if that's what it takes to kill another soulless franchise and other ones of the same kind (like The Smurfs or any other Sony-tier movie), then so be it. May the force be with you, fellow manchildren.
Go slaughter those chipmunks.
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>>78032594

>2015
>having shame
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>>78032202
Theyll just turn off Alvin for star wars. Happened for me when I went to see ep3, TDKR, and MOS.
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>>78032777
>dat gif
also checked
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>>78032777
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>>78032777
Why are they so lewd?
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>>78032202
>just barely avoids a mass shooting
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>>78032851
Because they needed to give people a reason to sit through this shitty movie.
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>>78033197
By sit through you mean constantly rewind so they can beat it to the Chipettes, right?
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Who decides the release date?

RIP you miserable fucks.
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>>78033215
More or less.
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>>78026750
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I find it to be extremely pointless to give the chipmunks celebrity voices when they are just gonna speed up their voices
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>>78026750
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You can only pick one.
Which Chipette would you?
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>>78027384
For you
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>>78033474
All three of them because fuck your rules.
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>the chipmunk movies are so bad that even the actors talked shit about them
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>>78027019
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>>78033474
The one that would easily put out.
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>>78032712
Do they appear in the new movies atall?
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>>78033930
I bet the fat one is real easy.
and super kinky to boot
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>>78032712

How the fuck old are they supposed to be?
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>>78034389
About 8.

But they're in Arabia, so it's okay.
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>>78033994
They're in the second and third films it would seem.
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>>78027869
> watched the third one yesterday after seeing OP's pic on another site
>it was pretty aight I ain't gonna lie
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>>78031490
Watch the shooter be in a Stormtrooper costume.
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>>78032193
The cartoon isn't that bad though. Average, but not worth getting angry over.
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>>78033239
>extremely goofy movie in 1080p

Where are the HQ Bradley reaction images
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>>78026861
They were never popular, just a bad joke.
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>>78027019
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>>78032202
They go to The Good Dinosaur.
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>>78039308
>"Thankfully nobody was hurt when the shooter fired three dozen rounds but missed every shot"
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>>78026699
what do you mean? chipmunks will carve out a sizeable chunk of retards and children. studios aren't so dumb as to put an investment out there unless they actually are going to make money on it.
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>>78027019
I hope this happens, I know it won't, but I hope.
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>>78040667
The latest Tomb Raider game was release the same day as Fallout 4. To all accounts, it was a financial failure.
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>>78027019
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>>78039308
All the theaters near me have banned prop weapons, masks, and facepaint to prevent that sort of thing. Not sure how widespread the ban is, though.
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>>78039308
Well, if it's a stormtrooper shooting, at least no one would be hit.
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Reminder that Fox willingly moved Alvin 4 from the 23rd to the 18th to try and get the kids going on vacation early.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-wars-force-awakens-alvin-832183
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>>78027019
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>>78033474
Simon.But the other two wouldn't be bad either.
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>>78041129

Dumbasses.

Now I hope it bombs even more.
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>>78031216
>Some people might consider a PG-13 action flick like Star Wars too violent for their little kiddies.
RotS was PG-13.
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>>78040905
AYY
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>>78040905
Way to steal my joke asshole
>>78040585
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>>78032202
I was about to say the same
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>>78026750
even bizzaro world disagrees with you
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>>78041306
How do you feel about bombs, Boco?
I mean of the literal sense, of course.
I imagine you have neutral feeling at best.
Am I right about this assumption?
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>>78027019
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>>78032202
This is the modus operandi for shit films like these.
Likely, the forecasters already saw this shit movie was going to do shittily and decided grabbing onto Star War's coattails would make it do better than if it died a natural death.
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>>78040585
>>78040905
>still perpetuating this meme
Do you take pride in your lack of understanding of a forty year old sci-fi fantasy film?
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>>78041916
That's a really roundabout way of trying to ask about someone's opinion on Paz.
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>>78032777
Goddamn, those bellies.
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>>78027019
You never know with China...
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>>78027459
Or some people aren't into star wars, I've only seen the latest one and that shit was boring as hell.
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>>78043432
Is Alvin actually going to be airing in China? You'd think there'd have been other movies to bring over.
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>>78027682

god damn you owe me knew sides for that pic
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>>78027869
Is that the one David Cross shat on?
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>>78032338
80's chipmunks is cute. The littlw coprophiliac prison rape chipmunks are garbage
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>>78043518
>only saw one of the shittiest entries in the series
>not into it
i wonder why
give the original trilogy a chance
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>>78044543
This, why would anyone be stupid enough to judge the entire franchise on the prequel trilogy? Regardless on what your opinion on either of the two trilogies are, most will agree that the two are completely different animals.
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>>78044629
That and even mainstream pop culture has accepted the idea that
>Prequel Trilogy = Shit/Mistake
>Original Trilogy = the good stuff
It's been that way for years.
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>>78044693
That too. I'm a bit more apologetic towards the prequel trilogy than most people, but like I said not only are the two completely different, but like you said most (as well as I) agree that the OT is undeniably better.
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>Boys on the Hood

weeeeeeeeeeew
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>>78026750
>>78027019
I don't know which one I want gone since they're both ranked high on my evils list.
Is there another option where both are dead?
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>>78026699
What if Star Wars has already made more money in pre-sale tickets than Road Chip makes in its entire run?
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>>78031216
It's still going up against Star Wars, even if the new one is PG-13, that still doesn't change the fact that it's Star Wars, probably the biggest franchise ever and usually a franchise that's hyped to all hell to the point where theaters are flooded.
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>>78027019
I WANT TO TOUCH DOGGIE
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>>78027019
And then half life 3 is coming out in a month.

Like fucking hell after the last shitty chipmunks movie. No one sees that shit.
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>JUICY WIGGLE
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>>78026750
>yfw HITB does Alvin for the 100th Episode
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>>78027019
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>>78027019
Internet will implode
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