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>The names Cum Davis
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>>77588724
Paz thinking about Kat building a robot dick that grows bigger with use.
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Fuck, Paz is gay as fuck.

Has anyone read her spin off yet? Is it worth the price?
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>>77588760
Most folks considered it a let-down. I liked it, personally, but I wasn't expecting a huge, revelatory type of thing.
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>>77588760
It's lovely and full of the feels. I got my money's worth.
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>>77588781
Does she mentions Kat or is it based in the time frame where she was an irrelevant background character?
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>>77588724
When are we going to get off Namek?
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>>77588724
Could anything possibly be cuter than Paz going all sweet over her super brainy girlfriend?
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>>77588793
It's set a couple of years prior to her relationship with Kat, from what I can tell. Mostly it's about her family, her home, and her affinity for animals.
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>>77588724
>tfw Robot gets ripped
>tfw Shadow confirmed twink
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>>77588831
Can't get more twink than former-2D being.
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Paz's hair makes her look older. I suppose they're all growing up, bit by bit...
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>>77588804
What does that even mean in the context of this comic?
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>>77588724
Isn't this the same comic that said gender Idenity doesn't exist and that LGBTs are just crazy?
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Why is Paz gay and what can we, me and my dick do to reverso this?
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On the other side of the happiness and light spectrum, we have pic related. It's not like this is news, but I don't remember Tom discussing his depression this openly or devastatingly.
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>>77588752
They are underage, dude
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>>77588831
Again, they both are pretty much genderless
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>>77588874
Uh...n-no?
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>>77588824
Can I have a download link? I wanna see if it's worth having.
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>>77588929
Sorry, anon, I sprung for the physical copy.
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>>77588874
Yes.
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>>77588948
I hate you.
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>>77588965
That's okay. You'll come around eventually.
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>>77588949
>>77588874
When did the comic make any assertions like those?
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>Kat not happy while fucking Paz
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>>77588724
I wish something interesting would happen instead of this boring ass romance and slow pacing.
I'd even take drama Paz getting raped by a orc like that webcomic Dominic Deegan or Kat's dad kidnapping her and getting into a car chase with Annie like in dumbing of age.
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>>77588885
Ugh. Perhaps this is just pride talking, but real men should hide their emotions and commit suicide out of the blue, after downing a fifth of whiskey.

Well in all seriousness it's a bit gay to use your twitter to angst.
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>>77588891
That makes it hotter
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>>77589005
>Gunnerkrigg should become like dumbing of age
You shut your whore mouth, anon.
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>>77589014
>Perhaps this is just pride talking,
What, have you done it before?
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>>77588873
Every popular webcomic with regular and scheduled updates has someone who posts the same thing every thread.

The old Gunnerkrigg one got bored, so now there's this guy.
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>>77589014
If he's using his Twitter to vent, he probably doesn't have many other ways he can.
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>>77588876
Become a hermaphrodite.
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>>77588891
that just makes things better!
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>>77588874
wut
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>>77588885
comsidering how shitty GC's pacing is, Tom will most likely die before finishing the comic.
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>>77589024
At least it would be interesting (and with more lesbians)
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>>77589016
>>77589050
/b/, leave
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>>77589067
At least GC has story arcs. I feel like I get something out of paying attention to it, unlike Cucumber Quest and Paranatural.
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>>77589083
Quality over quantity.
(A few panels of Kat and Paz kissing is sexier than anything Willis has drawn of his lesbo couples. Including his pornshit.)
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>>77589122
Because Paz is super cute and Willis has so many lesbians it devalues them.

Also because Willis's characters fucking suck.
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>>77588724
Tom should team up with Hussie and do a crossover with Homestuck
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>>77588891
so? want to deny them their sexuality? want to ban minors making out with each other now?
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>>77588885
wow. the politically correct crowd must have rekt him. it was international mens day too and that is meant to shine a light on male mental health and suicide but the politically correct crowd raged at it.

poor guy
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>>77589140
Honest to god, that little hair-flip style she's got, plus tiny hearts around her head...ridiculous cute.
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>>77589140
You can never have enough minority characters (tom should take a lesson and put more in his webcomic)
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>>77589156
P A R A D O X S P A C E W H E N
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>>77589165
Actually everyone showed nothing but support.
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>>77589165
Nah, like he says, he's been depressed and suicidal since his teens. When your brain's that chemically unbalanced, you don't need sjws to push you to the edge.
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>>77589165
Yeah I heard York University banned International's Men day, and then sent out a smug email talking about how feminism can help men's mental health too after a man committed suicide on campus the very same day.
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>>77589167
Paz is made of cute.
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>>77589165
>reading comprehension
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>>77589191
>>77589192
not what i was referring to. i meant that he brought up suicide and then world toilet day,so i assume he wasn't game to bring up international mens day even though it was on his mind.

i could be wrong, that is just what immediately came to mind when i read his tweets because of
>>77589203
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>>77589203
That's kinda fucked up...
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>>77589140
oh please, DoA has plenty of amazing characters. I bet you just hate it because it has characters like Becky who have actual depth and aren't just brainless waifu bait for you to fap to like in your hentais. I bet you hate the comic because you're scared of strong women.
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>>77589159
I want sickos like you put in jail where you belong.
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Why is everyone talking about dumb gender politics and horrible other comics instead of talking about the cutest lesbians?
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>>77589223
Yeah, maybe. I think he just brought up World Toilet Day as a way to diffuse the tone of his tweets with some humor.

Maybe he didn't know it was International Men's Day. (I only learned about World Toilet Day because of these tweets.)
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>>77588724

So.. Robot has again had one of his arms replaced by something alien. Will this one also drive him to try and kill Annie? Paz? Or will he just put on some muscle and flex at beaches?
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>>77589263
>lesbians
Bisexuals. They both have been interested in men in the past.
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>>77589263
because willow and tara are /tv/
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>>77589266
Nah, if he brought up World Toilet Day he knew it was International Men's Day.

Tom probably legitimately hates himself for being born a man, like, not in a tranny way, not in a Willis way, but in an existential crisis way.

>>77589263
Because this is what happens when the creator of a comic tweets his severe depression. We're not the ones prying into his life, he's prying into ours
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>>77588885

I would prefer it if Tom did not kill himself.
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>>77589294

He's prying into your life by tweeting about past depression and you reading it? Are you an idiot?
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>>77589249
Being a strong woman myself, I can honestly say that...yes, other strong women terrify me.
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>Robot DYELs: the webcomic
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>>77589263
Because this is the shithole that /co/ has become. I hate you all.
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>>77589263
>the cutest lesbians?
You mean Becky and Dina from Dumbing of Age, right?
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>>77589287

That's... not at all how that works, but okay.
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>>77589298
Likewise. He seems a pretty amiable guy when he's not pondering suicide.
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>>77589294
>We started talking about gender politics and shitty webcomics because Tom tweeted about his depression.

U wut mate.
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>>77589324
this. if you have ever been with a member of the same sex then you gay nigga. ain't no take backs.
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>>77589294
My guess is his gender/sex is irrelevant. He hates himself for being born, period.
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>>77589341

That's... also not how that works. Oh dear, why do I bother.
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>>77589308
Hot
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>>77589349
is it when you are left-handed or have a birthmark on your right calf?
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>>77588724
BOB CUT MORE LIKE BOB CUTE BEST HAIR OF 2015 DEBATE ME ATHEISTS
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>>77589339
>>77589307
Look, Tom tweeting about how he thinks his greatest contribution to this world will be his suicide is the same as George RR Martin tweeting about going to a deep fried bacon buffet.

We, as readers, are going to care about that shit, because we as readers are invested in what he makes and it would be a damn shame if we never get to see Annie and Kat accidentally the universe because Tom is swaying to and fro inside one of his flat's closet.

In other words, by tweeting about his severe suicidal depression, Tom made it our problem. Like any good detectives we're going to try and figure out what triggered him.

Personally I think it's not suicide. It's never suicide. Courtney Love did it.
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>>77589341
>>77589324
>LGBT
>B
It don't stand for Bacon.
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>>77589365
It happens when you absorb your twin while you're both still fetuses in the womb. The resultant hormone imbalance screws up your crotchal junk.
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>>77589156
Tom should work with Max Landis. Max Landis is the best comic book writers ever and write the comfy Americsn Alien. He also wrote the blockbuster Chronicle.
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>>77589378
What the fuck does any single thing you just typed up have to do with people shitposting in this thread about gender politics and other unrelated webcomics?
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>>77589378

Nothing probably triggered, depression sucks, and isn't something you can trace to just one thing. Honestly, when Tom starts tweeting about how amazing life is and how great he's doing, then we can start worrying.
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>>77589378
What's this about a bacon buffet, now?
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>>77589393
that makes sense.

>>77589392
i always assumed it stood for birthmark but apparently i'm wrong.
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>>77589392

It's not a sandwich. You aren't all the things at once.
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>>77589393

Why do I come here, there aren't enough drugs in the country...
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>>77589411
Depression isn't this mythical thing Anon. And it's a documented fact that when someone talks about wanting to An Hero they are very likely to do it.

Dismissing it out of hand isn't very nice.
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>>77589392
I did know this lesbian couple that always reeked of bacon.
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>>77588885
he should just kill himself, then he can finally put an end to his shitty tumblr comic and his constant whining
#2birds1stone
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>>77589438
Not really. Sudden changes in personality are the biggest worrying factor. Talking about suicide is pretty common for sufferers of depression and usually isn't a cry for help (unless they normally don't bring it up or are specifically saying that they are contemplating suicide).
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>>77589438
bringing it up certainly means that it was on his mind, so either he was reflecting on it due to international mens day and felt that it was important to share or he is considering it again.
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>>77588885
>implying he isn't just faking it to get attention
>implying you all aren't gullible
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77589481
My guess is it's never really left his mind for a significant period of time.
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I used to talk to Tom on IRC fairly regularly, back when Gunnerkrigg was still just another webcomic (around the arc where Annie rescues Robot from being paperclips).

His issues are very real and obviously serious. The guy hates himself and cannot take a compliment.
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>>77589263
Dominic Deegan is not horrible. It is a literary masterpiece. Just like TwoKinds and El Goonish Shive.
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>mrw reading this thread
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>>77588874
No.
The jackalope kid is fertile soil to soapbox about the nature of gender identity but Tom isn't taking it.
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>>77589649
Seems like a shitty writer. Dave Willis and Noelle Stevenson would of taken such an idea of they wrote the comic. Just sayin
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>>77589378
>>77589014
>>77589418
>posting anime on a comics and cartoons board
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>>77589784
>only posting words on the cartoon and comic board on a flip geology map sharing site
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>>77589392
>It don't stand for Bacon.
>It don't
>IT FUCKING DON'T
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>>77588724
HNGGGGGGGG
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>>77589623
just because your mom isn't as hot as some other person who is hot doesn't mean I won't bang her
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Oh Paz, if only you were real and into guys and open minded.
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>>77588891
Where do you think we are?
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For someone who's supposed to be the love interest of a main character paz has like no characterization whatsoever.

As far as tom's suicide, tell him to stop being a pussy and drink more. It's how I solve all my problems.
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why did Kat only give it two fingers?
How's he supposed to get a proper grip on anything with only two fingers?
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>>77590038
I think they're tentacular.
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but... does Robot even lift?
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>>77588760
Probably gonna get released free online soon
save your money for the next spin-off
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>>77588804
the joke was funny the last four times, but not anymore
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>>77589582
Seriously? That makes me quite sad.
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>>77588993
It didn't
When the bunny was turned into a human male people expected it to have a gender identity issue, despite Tom having mentioned that the animals don't care much for gender anyways.
when that last part was brought up people started overanalyzing stuff and thinking Tom meant there's no such thing as gender identity, although it's mostly trolling.
now people bring it up every now and then because they know it'll cause shitposting extraordinaire.
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>>77590110
Me too. I wish he could find happiness. I don't know if he had some kind of bad experience in his life or was just born with clinical depression, but he deserves better.
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>>77590110
Damn kinda scary, sometimes when things go too well for them they take their lives. I hope things are okay.
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>talking more about gender delusion than the comic

why
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>>77590092
It was funny exactly once, when it was posted in response to 1-page chapter.

It is never funny in all other cases.
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>>77590049
Well i sure hope so, otherwise they'll be all shitty
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>>77589582
Sucks since he's so cute.
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>>77588724
Lies!
Paz isn't interested in Kat's happiness at all!
She's just gushing over that sweet muscle!
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>>77590157
welcome to /co/
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>>77588724
So who is robot going to murder in the lab? Paz when she possibly asks taking Kat away to Spain on vacation before she'll finish Robots Super Upgrades?
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>>77591706
You made it that way, you asshole.
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>>77589097
After you, tumblr.
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I'm in love with Tom.
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>>77591925
You're the only one who cares.
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I'm really glad Annie hasn't been in this chapter yet.
I'm sick of her. Just get rid of her.
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>>77589676
Animals and fairies never cared much about human's society, even after being turned human. As much as I hate to say this, why would they care about another social construct like gender?
Shit, most of us never go beyond the regular man and woman dealy,
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>>77588885
>I can't commit suicide; I have a banjo lesson to attend!

kek
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Whatever happened to that exclamation mark guy?
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>>77593119
He was executed for his crimes against humanity.
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>>77593133
At long last.
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>>77588724
I can't get enough of these two.
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>>77593586
They're way better than that dumb ugly ginger.
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>>77593618
Annie is a lovely girl, but she doesn't make me squee.
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>>77593618
what is this shameful display of shit taste
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>>77593119

I guess he hasn't felt like posting lately!
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>>77593640
That's the worst sentence I've ever read.
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>>77593739
I can't even tell anymore.
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>>77593739
The evil of his presence is waning.
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>rereading first few chapters
goddamn christ on a crutch he has improved. Those early chapters were incomparable
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>>77593832
You like it.
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>>77594902
That's not from the comic.
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>>77594319
>goddamn christ on a crutch he has improved.
not that much, the first chapters were an experiment, he was able to way draw better before.
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>>77595129
You caught me.
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Haven't been here in months... I'm still under the impression that Kat's robot followers are gonna "kill" and turn her into part machine. It'll make for angst when she hides herself away from everyone she loves.
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>>77595233
INNAPROPRIATE
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There's an new interview with Tom up on the Mary Sue.
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>>77595553
Like I'm giving them any clicks.
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>>77595510
S-sorry.
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>>77595569
It's a pretty good interview. Tom's an intelligent, thoughtful guy. Shame he's so depressed.
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>>77595596
sauce now
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>>77595936
Convince me to make an /aco/ thread.
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>>77588724

Paz likes that Kat is clever..

Maybe she likes the fact Kat has more to her than 90% of everything else she talks to.

AND TO BREAK HER ANYWAY
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>>77593618

So dumb and stupid.
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>>77596645

Do it. DO IT.

Though I'd like it if we had more fresh content.
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>>77596645
>>77596744

I'd like to see a thread too.
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>>77589249
Willis your comic is shit and you're not even half the writer Tom is, please leave.
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>>77589249
Dude I enjoy Dumbing of Age but this whole Becky storyline was way too melodramatic and pretentious
not to mention how hamhanded the becky + dina relationship felt
"nah i don't really think about relationships"
"oh you aren't interested in men? then maybe you should try making out with a girl!"
"wow making out with you was an eye opening experience I AM NOW WILLING TO DIE FOR YOU"
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>>77596744
>>>/aco/209333
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>>77597149
Muchas gracias
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>>77597149
That's a shit edition.
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>>77597545
Transmute your hate into lust.
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>>77597738
But she's ugly.
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>>77589649
>the jackalope kid is fertile
please anon, don't give me boners on a blue board
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>>77598975
>tfw no fan comic of the bunny boy giving into his rutting instincts and gently raping every girl in the school until they're all pregnant, smiling the whole time.
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>>77599017

Hahaha 'gently raping'.
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>>77596724
>>77597945
man, these are some wacky cuhrayzee opinions
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>>77588902
Both refer to each other as hes, so consider that.
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Fuck, it's been so long I've forgotten the actual best couple's names. Short guy and teleporting girl.
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>>77599469
Mighty eyebrows boy and huge nose girl.
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>>77599469
Zimmy and Gamma.
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>>77589396
I'm just curious who you're trying to bait here? I've seen you at the very least in the last GKC thread, and I'm wondering what you're attempting to accomplish?
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>>77599534

Maybe you should go back to sucking Dan Dildos cock.
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>>77599534
Maybe he's just trying to bump the thread. These don't get too much traffic these days.
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>>77599653

Because they are shit and /aco/ is the new hotness.
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>>77599864
kek /aco/ is literal shite pham
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>>77599864
I think discussion is best had here, even if there's a place to post lewd content. There's more to these characters than the lewd fantasies, and even those can be better discussed here sometimes.
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>>77599469
George and Andrew
Parley and Smitty
Bippy McTeleport and Orderly Boredomly
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>>77599469
Zim and Gam are my personal favourite couples.
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>>77600368
I also can't wait for the Zim and Gam side story Siddell is currently working/plan to work on.
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>>77600420
I'd rather read that than the main comic to be honest. They're way more interesting than Annie.
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>>77600486
Originally they were going to be the main characters, before he developed the story further in his mind.
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>>77600078

Oh yeah?

Tell me two things about Kat that aren't about her love of machine-fucking.
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>>77600576
She's a gypsy and she has shit taste in video games.
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>>77600576
She's a very sensitive girl who struggled with her sexual orientation and often lets the injustice of the world embitter her despite her good heart.
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>>77600576
She's never been to Boston in the fall.
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>>77588752
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>>77600576

Jackie Cha-SHIT
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>>77589454
I bet you're intelligent, nihilstic and with a wicked sense of humor, ain't ya.
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>>77601148

Stop your euphoria
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>>77599017
But bunny boy was a girl while still a bunny

His bunny instincts would propel him to be bred by every cock he sees
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>>77600576
She's hotheaded but still less impulsive than Annie.

She hates Annie's dad and hates that she's always been making excuses for his absence in her life, probably upgraded to volcanic loathing since he came back.

Seems to have hangups about her own femininity, what with her awkward shots at makeup during the Ally phase, and the headband after Paz started to turn her gay.

Her flat earth atheist outlook is so strong that her perception of the realm of the dead actually warps into a silly cheap haunted house instead of the reality.

Antigravity.
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>>77601952
>Her flat earth atheist outlook is so strong that her perception of the realm of the dead actually warps into a silly cheap haunted house instead of the reality.

But what she saw was just as real.
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>>77601952
>>77600697
>>77600600
>>77600652

Nightmare mode: Two things about Paz that aren't about her being cute or being gay/made of sex.
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>>77602054
Fool, you didn't forbid mention of her animal talking abilities.

2ndly
>Paz is a threat, nigga.
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>>77588854
>Paz's hair makes her look even cuter
ftfy
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>>77601640
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>>77599017
>>77601640
ok, I've heard enough.
I'll deliver the story in the /aco/ thread today or tomorrow.
While I'm at it, and given current comic events, I should probably polish up and complete my Pazkat robo dick story.
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>>77588724
Aw fuck, her bob's curled now? DAMMIT, STOP GETTING CUTER, PAZ. STOP IT. I AM SERIOUS.
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>>77590148
>>77589582
Dang, suddenly realized if he has a self insert in this, it's Zimmers.
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>>77589261
lol thats autistic of you
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>>77602359
>>77602576
>qt bunny boy one day abruptly drags you to an oft-ignored bathroom in a secluded corner of the Court, pulling you in a stall and locking the door
>he brushes up against you and pushes his nose close, smelling your neck, taking deep breaths of your male scent
>you can feel his pants bulging, which he tries to awkwardly push down, but only getting more excited in the process
>his hands wander all over you, not knowing where it is appropriate to touch or not- not that you mind, his hands are small, delicate and soft
>finally, you grab his chin, look deep into his eyes, and without a word lean in to give him a human kiss
>he fumbles hard at first, especially with his teeth, but soon enough you are sloppily making out and he clings on to your neck with both hands, his breaths getting heavier and his heart beating like a drum
>finally, he breaks off you and turns around, fumbling with his pants- you help him get them down to his ankles and in turn are presented with a perky, brown bubble butt and a cock and balls that are barely beginning to see a little hair
>he leans against the wall, and instinctually pushes his ass aganst your crotch, already imitating a humping motion as his eyes look back at you, begging to breed
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>>77592809
well they are the ones that wanted to turn human, what are they those immigrants that don't try to assimilate whatsoever?
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>>77602054
She fucking hates clowns and she's noticeably unlucky.
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>>77592999
>>I can't commit suicide; I have a banjo lesson to attend!
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>>77589014
>after downing a fifth of whiskey.
Remember that video Tom released of him downing a entire bottle of Jack while playing a Hatsune Miku rhythm game and talking about wanting to blow his brains out a few years ago?
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>Tom is chopping some chives or some shit
>just not having a good day that day
>slows, stops, looks at knife
>"ah, fuck it. I don't even like the banjo"
>stands knife on counter and slams his face into it
>Gunnerkrigg court is never finished
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>>77588885
Oh, Tom. You've contributed so much more than you will ever know.
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>>77589378
I say I'm going to commit suicide at age 65 all the time. I mean it, too, fuck Alzheimers.
In other words I think he is a sad person but he doesn't really mean it. He is just making a prediction for 30 years in the future.
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>>77588724
That's gay as fuck, and with only two fingers and no opposable thumb that arm is completely fucking useless.
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>>77606034
not true, it can play Robot Unicorn Attack
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>>77606034
all you need is one for the pink, and one for the stink.
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>>77605246
...whoa, I never saw that. Does that still exist somewhere?
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>>77588724
Kat's breasts going unused and thus being underdeveloped is now canon.
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>>77606034
It's almost exactly the the same as he's already used to.
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>>77606614
I could help her with that.
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>>77603202

But lucky in love!
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>>77606909

Yes we should all help.
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>>77608185
You've put an image in my head, m8.
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>>77597738
I never said I wouldn't love to hatefuck her to death.
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>>77595569
hey lets, be fair, its not like they are fucking Jezebel. Yea, they are an openly feminist website, and I know that concept alone triggers some people around here, but from what I've seen, they generally try to be fairly reasonable about it, certain contributors not withstanding,
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>>77606909
>>77608185
>>77608668
Please don't.
She's already grown too much as is from Paz' ministrations.
There's no need to ruin her once perfectly flat chest even more.
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>>77589249
so the rumors were true, /co/ has become tumblr
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>>77608953
>being this retarded and taking bait seriously
>seeing his pile of shit and convincing yourself that adding onto it will increase the keks
>baiting the fuck out of me
I guess you win? Congratulations.
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>>77608892
My mental image wasn't so much about growth, but about Kat being welcomed to /co/ and being overwhelmed by all the fans, then being given a biiiig group hug... then the relentless groping starts.
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>>77609025
I'm in, as long as she stays perfectly flat.
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>>77589014
That's what guys normally do and why middle aged men is the dominating demographic when it comes to suicide.
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>>77609395
oil her up make her nice and shiny.
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>>77609399
I thought it was the japanese
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>>77609440
the japanese are mostly suicidal middle aged men, that's part of why the birth rate is so terrible. men slave themselves to their jobs, get let go anyway, and kill themselves, and never had the chance to start a family.

meanwhile the only guys that aren't stressed from overwork or dead are pathetic NEETS no woman wants to touch
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>>77609430
Of course. We'll do that as we help her slip out of those stuff overalls.
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Why is Paz made of sugar and cute?
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>>77610583
because she's a girl twink, which means she has femininity and cuteness squared.
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>>77610614
So you're saying I can't find my own unless I become a cute lesbian? :(
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>>77611606
no anon you just need to import one from the spanish countryside. sweep her off her feet with your american accent and large money
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>>77611627
I don't have either of those things. ;_;
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>>77609430
>>77610548

And Kat looking embarassed but welcoming of the attention.
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>>77610583

Because she is also made of sex.
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Paz would definitely cheat on Kat if a boy showed her any affection.
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>>77613087
I can see this happening in all honesty
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>>77613087
Agreed
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>>77609519
This makes me wonder if japanese women every turn to lesbianism out of frustration.
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>>77613453
Japanese lesbians are the cutest lesbians, too.
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>>77593119
I'm sorry, I've been enormously busy with work and school! I just can't be around here (or online, really) nearly as much as I used to be. Life happens!
>>77593133
Aww...
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>>77614633
Please, by all means, stay in school.
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>>77614878
Education's important!
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>>77614906
Glad to know you haven't changed.
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