Riddle thread

>>77351290
a telepath?

Your mom last night.

The answer is a ventriloquist.

What has no mouth, but can speak a thousand words?

>>77351413
A book?

>>77351413
a speak and spell.

>>77351413
A robot with no mouth and a voice synthesizer.

The answer is a picture.

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>>77351519

When does 10+10=10?

>>77351573
When ? is 0 and you're working in binary.

>>77351745
Are you sure about that?

The answer is when you're wearing gloves. Allow me to explain; you have ten fingers, put them into 10 finger slots in the gloves and hence, 10+10=10.

>>77351290
sign language

>>77351919
but the normal human only has 8 fingers.

>>77351290
deez nutz

>>77351787
10 + 10 = 100 (base 2)?
yeah I'm pretty sure about that

>>77351290
Anything that intimidates a normal person

This has literally nothing to do with comics or cartoons.
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

Here's an easy one; when is the worst weather for mice and rats?

>>77352042
none, they're resourceful little bastards.

>>77352003
>Look, Mom! I did it again XD

>>77351413
the mind, derp

The answer is when it's raining cats and dogs.

I don't want to seem like an unfair prick, so I'll let someone else ask a riddle.

Where is Rachel?

>>77351413
A radio

>>77351290
A mute

>>77351413
>>77352548
Eh, I feel like that one doesn't apply anymore, now that my car, phone, shoes, and condom can talk.

>>77351919
Wrong. That's an appeal to ambiguity, you can't change the meaning of the quantities you're adding midway through.

How do you keep people in suspense?

>>77354175
End the series on a major cliff hanger.

>cough,cough
Lost
>cough,cough
The sopranos
>cough,cough