/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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nth for Amethyst's ass.

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first for cute

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>>76591394
Thunderstruck!

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>>76591394
nth for best fusion

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>>76591394
Rose is such a dweeb.

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>>76591411
>First

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>>76591394
Best mom?
DISCUSS.

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>>76591438
don't start that shit with me son

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>there are people that aren't racist homophobes

kill pearl

could you guys not spoil undertale for me, I'm in the middle of playing it

thanks

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nth for immortalized.

>>76591438
>>76591450
do Undertale and SU share the same fanbase or something?
seeing a lot of overlap between here and /utg/

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>>76591476

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>>76591452
don't remind me

>>76591480
It's stupid unfunny pretentious hipster shit, don't waste your time.

>>76591480
It's about a 3 hour game, do one thing at one time.

>>76591409
Thru
>>76591452

All images. This is how we reach limit before page 5

>>76591419
holy shit thanks whoever colored that
i bailed and went to bed

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nth for best unconventional ship. What's yours?

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>>76591480
flowey is an asshole

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>>76591485
Go to bed steven

>>76591485
Nice wish fulfillment, Steven

>>76591504
it has a neat battle system tho

sparing enemies never felt so fun

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>>76591485
We get it Steven. You're proud of the stupid thing.

>>76591480
Kill anyone, and you'll regret it.

>>76591517
Perithyst

>>76591517
I dub this ship Amber.

>>76591485
Steven it's not nice to make fun of people, even if they are immoral deviants.

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>>76591480

Muffet is cute! CUTE!

>>76591486

>fans of a tumblr show are fans of a tumblr game

Not too surprising tbh

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>>76591441
Rose is best mom. All the gems are just his older sisters.
That being said if I had to pick it's obviously Garnet.

>>76591538
I know, it's why I restarted after I spared Toriel

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>>76591517

>>76591486
iuno maybe

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>>76591517
A bit of everything.
Cept /ss/

>>76591485
Fuck, I'm too goddamned late.

Is he dead, btw.

>>76591522
Spoilers!

>>76591551
oh my god you're still here?
when exactly are you gonna fuck off?

>>76591572
my man

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C O O L

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Who momswap here?

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>>76591517
I don't know how unconventional it is as much as it's simply unrealistic

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>>76591551
Congratulations you managed to find a way to make Connie worse.

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>>76591572
>Cept /ss/
Excuse me?

>>76591480
Refund the game. Don't waste your time and money on self-indulgent garbage (pronounced "gar-bahj") that exists because there are a group of people who think technical limitations of 30 years ago must translate to "art style"

Shovel Knight is included

>>76591517
Lapithyst

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>Worst Gem and Literally Hitler
heh, i ship it

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QUICK /SUG/ WHAT'RE YOU LISTENING TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jTjBt0Enyw

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>>76591587

When you do.

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>>76591598
>>76591632

>>76591635
bear grylls
from the sounds of it, he just put bird shit water in his bp

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>>76591544
Frankly I think Jaspearl fusion would be a Tiger's eye - it's a quartz so fitting for the ebun battle prowess, banded and has dat pearly chatoyant lustre. It's even "metamorphic".

Amber, meanwhile, is dried-out wood sap.

Also this could be their theme. Imagine Jasper working out to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

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Big Guy!

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>>76591572
>cept /ss/

Let me get this straight, you're down with a legitimately forced relationship based on abuse and hate, yet stick your nose up at a romance based entirely on love and correspondence.

The fuck, man.

>>76591624
Sprites are cool.

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>>76591622
I ain't into it, shit just ain't my jam.
Although Smol Peridot and Lapis doesn't count.

>>76591635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25aT7GmTic8

Bain has a great singing voice.

>>76591486
yes its called tumblr

>>76591554
>Rose is best mom
How do you know? She couldn't even hold a genuine conversation, she might be a terrible Mom.

Her adopted gem 'children' sure have severe issues.

>>76591630
cute

>>76591635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp3RKOMU6Fc

>>76591624
>Refund the game
>buying games
>ever

you must be new to this whole "internet" thing, huh?

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>>76591666
That's surprising, satan

>>76591661
Sprites are an artifact. They offer nothing but nostalgic value. They were fine when they were necessary.

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>>76591635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s

Gems dig giant robots.

>>76591696
They look cool, though.

>>76591441
Garnet is best currently.

Pearl would be best without support from Greg or the other Gems.

Amethyst would feed him motor oil and kill him.

>>76591691
>not buying the game
12 year old confirmed
don't support game makers there friend. keep pirating their hard work

>>76591522
he's just misunderstood ;_;
>>76591551
I don't disagree but fuck off you pedo nigger

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come join the flockmod plz, plze, look at my peritod tand poil
http://flockmod.com/apps/flockmod.swf

>>76591659
It's /ss/hit

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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

>>76591486
it's a fun game that i like

>>76591624
What's it like, hating life, Anon?

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>>76591695
Not to mention thanks to current U.K. laws, I can be incarcerated for possession of such lewd material.
Woo U.K.

Why do they need two mailmen in a town of 50ish people?

>>76591655
Amber is organically created, just like pearls.

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>>76591635

>>76591624
art style shouldnt affect a good game even with undertale that i didnt like

pls inform a recent convert to the fandom, what's /ss/?

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>>76591666
I'm not feeling it.

>>76591716
thanks, will do :^)

>>76591673
She never thought of them as her children, they made the mistake of seeing her as more than a friend

>>76591635
Actually, I'm listening/mixing 2 instrumentals of "Steven's Lament" (1 straight acoustic guitar and 1 electric guitar and drums)

>>76591655
Okay, your idea is way better than mine.

>>76591749
Stokholm Syndrom

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>>76591696
>3d is the only way forward!
>I need muh triangles
>why aren't people buying 3d headsets? They must be against progress

fuck you and the horse you came riding in on

>>76591732
The English are the main villains in the history of humanity tbh.

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>yfw No hiatus and steven boom

>>76591733
To split it up into an easily manageable 25 people per person?

>>76591441
pearl could be the best mom if she wasnt so attached to the past

>>76591749
Schutzstaffel

>>76591771
50 is also easily manageable.

>>76591710
No, they don't. They allow new indie games to be underdeveloped. They let lazy indie developers milk you all dry for doing shit work. And you go so far as to praise these lazy developers.

Whatever. Have your shit and eat it too.

>>76591749
yeah no, fuck off daterape

>>76591749
Steamship

>>76591749
Sjögren's syndrome

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>>76591749
Schutzstaffel, an elite, paramilitary group dedicated to the protection of Hitler and his Third Reich during and before the events of World War II.

It is a common fan theory around here that Pearl was a member of this organization and is attempting to covert Steven to its ideals by any means necessary, him being a literal Ubermensch.

>>76591770
Shut up and stop getting my hopes up.
i wont let you do this to me

I don't like Peridot's hair.

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>>76591770
that's not mfw
this is
>mfw

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>>76591749
The purest form of love.

>>76591796
No, you don't understand.
They look cool. I enjoy looking at them. Your stupidity cannot hinder my ability to like things.

>>76591770
I am convinced there will be a surprise Steven Bomb in November since Matt deleted his tweets stating there are no more episodes this year, and because it's typical for CN to surprise their crews like that.

>>76591749
th dream of every man

>>76591775
Pearl could be the best mom if the wasn't a neurotic obsessive vet with PTSD and severe crippling self-esteem issues.
Which is to say, she couldn't.

>>76591741
I'm not saying art style affects the game (by the way, effort put into art should actually affect the game). I'm saying lack of effort on the part of the creator ruins the game.

>>76591749
Super Sonic

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>>76591816
>>76591819
>>76591825
Hahaha you fools!

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>>76591817
I don't like your hair

>>76591822
>>76591814
>>76591749
You should be able to guess from these images tbh fam

>>76591749

Super Sport

>>76591749
go ask /a/, it hails from there

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>>76591829
*boy

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>>76591824
>Your stupidity cannot hinder my ability to like things.

Could not have put it better.

>>76591767
2D is fine if it isn't forced 16 bit graphics. Mark of the Ninja is a good example.

>>76591842
My hair is great.
People never shut up about it.

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>>76591749
Schutzstwaffel
An organization created and mastered by pic related

>>76591842

uh oh. looks like Peridot's gonna have to smack a bitch.

>>76591635
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>76591796
They allow developers to focus on what they consider needs more attention and to what their audience wants, instead of wasting time and resources on pure visuals that aren't their aim when they're creating a game.
If they're well received despite the "laziness" on that aspect of the game, it means it's not important for that specific product.

>>76591863
Pics

>>76591856
I'm not asking you to stop liking shit. Just stop paying people to make shit.

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>>76591813
>Sjögren's syndrome is a chronic autoimmune disease in which the body's white blood cells destroy the exocrine glands, specifically the salivary and lacrimal glands, that produce saliva and tears, respectively.The immune-mediated attack on the salivary and lacrimal glands leads to the development of xerostomia (dry mouth) and keratoconjunctivitis sicca (dry eyes), which takes place in association with lymphocytic infiltration of the glands.

>>76591749

shitty subject

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>>76591666
>Posting the version with the fucked-up hand
Nice try Beelzebub.

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>>76591885

>>76591635
My neighbors, fucking

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>>76591738
But Pearl isn't fusing with another organically created matter, she'd be fusing with Jasper, so it's not right that the fusion would be all-organic. When she fuses with Amethyst and Garnet she produces Opal and a variant of onyx, neither of which are organic

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>>76591892

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Haha, time for Ametrine

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>there are actual graphics whores in my thread

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>>76591892

>>76591912
Is Peridot the mom or is the entering her mom's bedroom?

>>76591892
Where's the original. The one that tugs at your heart strings.

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>>76591635
SU got me into electronic 8 bit sounding songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgZNgheNjvc

>>76591898
It's at least a better reason then "cause it's a thumbnail."

>>76591931
Whatever your heart wants buddy

>>76591721

plz plz, here's the link flockmod.com/gemsroom

look at my peridot and poil?

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>>76591889

yes Pearl. You. Thirsty.

>>76591938
>glitchbloops

shit taste

>>76591921
I thought they were extinct.

>>76591883
>what their audience wants

This is what I hate. Kickstarter is turning these developers into soulless husks who will gladly put your face, name, writing contribution, and whatever else into their creation for a buck.

And of course the countercultural nonsense like "grafix R bad! dont waste money on it" makes up most of their target audience

>>76591938
Try searching up chiptune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUEkzdwLy2Q

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>>76591601
>Yo
Also, wish there was more/it was easier to find.

>>76591704

>Living here in Beach City
>Fighting Gems that threaten Man
>You've got to find first gear
>In your giant robot van!

>>76591959
>glitchbloops
wat

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>>76591957
Lol what's up with that neck collar?

>>76591916
That'd be the fluffiest fusion in existance. And the most buff one as well.

>>76591485
Steven, stop wishing you were your dad.

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>>76591932
?

>>76591981
Lol.

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>>76592000
>Neck collar
shes into weird things

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The person who made this is 15.

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Hey guys, I made a SU personality test! Check it out!

https://www.qzzr.com/quiz/62f06e02-a8b7-4ec4-9a51-296ca5f15fb1/fi9xdWl6emVzLzExNDg3Ng

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>>76591981
So does this mean that Peridot is the biggest and thirstiest lesbian of the homeworld gems?

>>76591517
Old Greg/Pearl
Fite me

>>76592000

crappy cut & paste job.

>>76591655
I think Tiger's Eye will be the Steven + Amethyst fusion, because it's two words like Rainbow Quartz, and fits the title of an upcoming episode.

>>76592013
aw yiss

>>76591967
Oh man, you don't know the half of it.

>>76592032
Thanks for reminding me I can't draw.

>>76592032
Great things can happen when you use the secret magics of effort anon

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>>76592032
Oh yeah? Well I ate two whole pizzas last night but you don't see me bragging about it!

>>76591517
Older Steven x Pearl.

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So how could Pearl be defective if she's a "fancy one"?

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>>76591704
Based.
Now I want to see the Gems fight Coop and Megas. The best part is that they wouldn't even need a bullshit contrivance to fight, Coop would just be wrecking shit for fun and the Gems would try and stop him. Coop would just see a bunch of alien broads trying to stop him from smashing the DMV. Instant carnage.
>Which Gem would Jaime hit on first?

>>76592032
The person who made this post is retarded

>>76592037
no, that's still jasper

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>>76592035
I won

>>76592056

RARE
A
R
E

>>76591938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulmOOAYZ7qs

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Nth for Doof Greg.

>>76592099
CUCK
U
C
K

>>76592045
it's not, you want me to take a huge ass screenshot of my huge ass screen?

>>76592078
She looks like a standard, well dressed Pearl but fights and has free will. Her defect is internal.

>>76592083
Garnet or Pearl.
Which would hurt more?

>>76592085
And she gets to quench her thirst whenever, truly Best Gem

>>76592032
you could go from shit to that level or even higher within a year if you actually went for it at full force you know?

>>76592032
Colored line art on simple shapes
Vector painting
Brushes for shading and light effects

The problem is most of us don't even get to the first step and don't work on the line art as properly.

I can't draw but I want to believe and try

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>>76592126
Is that some sort of water pun anon?

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>>76592035

>>76592078
She became defective, she wasn't made defective.

Steven Universe crossover with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA when?

>>76591517
Cloud Connie/Older Connie/Older Steven

>>76592149
Water you saying?

>>76592078
She's defective because she won't polish Peridot's Pearl if you know what I mean.

>>76591973
>"grafix R bad!
Don't get me wrong, this is the fucking stupidest thing I've heard to say to pretentious gaming faggots. Visuals can make a good game amazing, and since I'm not much of a gamer I'm always impressed when I see a newgen videogame and their stupidly astonishing graphics.
But I don't think it's wrong for developers to decide that this aspect isn't that important for the game they're trying to create, specially if they don't have the budget for it. If the game looks nice, even if the style is simplistic I don't see anything wrong. Of course, if it looks like shit it's shit.

>>76592118

?

i was the one who edited the pic and put Pearl's head on that image.

so, you're trying totake credit for a shitty shop?

>>76592047
don't forget tiger millionaire and what have you

>>76592093
Why do people hate Onion? He's easily my favorite Beach City citizen. Although I've got to admit that Vidalia has potential, if she got to appear more, that is.

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>>76592035
That's a really good test

>>76592032
Doesn't look terribly complex. No understanding on how facial anatomy works, simple tools and lines and stock facial expressions. Also Pearl is missing her right eye.

Still, great hands (except for Amy's), and still very good for such age and much better than most people on /co/.

>>76591635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxkZjriIwU

From his new album, which is pretty good.

>>76592013
And that's why she never sleeps.

>>76591635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-s738XHV6Q

>>76592093
>>76592199
>>76592151
Hint: There are other results than Onion, but they're really hard to get.

>>76592035
>Bright white, like Pearl
I'm a Ravenclaw!

I’ve finally found what I was looking for
A place where I can be without remorse
Because I am a stranger who has found
An even stranger war
I’ve finally found what I was looking for

Here I come

>>76592111
gimme fuel,gimme fire,gimme that which i desire

>>76592149
No, but now I know why Malachite is her favorite fusion.

>>76589796
>>76589893
The real reason is that the gem location is based off of chakras, and the eye is not a chakra spot. of course it's possible they could stray from that.
Precedent is not a good indicator since we might not have seen everything possible.

>>76592083
>Gems fuse to fight Megas
>Coop presses the "Reverse Freaky Space Rock Dance Combo" button

>>76592255
GIBE FYOO GIBE FAH GIBE DABAJABAZAH

A character won't make it to the 3rd season

>>76592035
>What is the source of all of the world's problems?

>Degeneracy, promiscuity and sodomy
>Jews
>People of color
>Arguments

This isn't multiple choice?

>>76592239
I'm dissapointed in the lack of a "in a row?" answer for dick guzzling.

>>76592083
>the only building left standing is the big donut
>coop and steven make peace over some dog-nuts

>>76592255
>>76592276

One of Pearl's secret guilty pleasures is she's really into Metallica.

>>76592181
lol I thought you meant my pic

>>76592278
I know, it's Greg isn't it?

>>76592278
SPOILER: It's Krusty's father

>>76592239
Too many horse references, please delete this then kill yourself

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>>76592035
Why do I always laugh so hard at the most dumbest shit?

When will Peridot cry lads? I want it

>>76592125
Garnet
>So...you're actually two tiny lesbians mashed up into one giant lesbian?
>Yes.
>Kinky. Ever hear of a ménage a trois?

Pearl
>Hey babe, I'm digging the whole ballerina thing you got going on there. That tutu got room for two?
>...This is a new low for me.

>>76592308
but only the first four albums

>>76592179
I have similar sentiments, but I'd rather the developer create a unique art style than default to the easiest, most acceptable by veteran gamers with disposable income. Its a business choice that can stifle the true potential of a game.

"Peridot, here on Earth we try our hardest to live on the principle that people's value or role isn't dictated by how they are born, how they look, or what race thy are. We try to judge people solely based on their actions."

But of course, there has to be a conflict so the characters just fail to properly communicate their culture to Peridot and then get upset when Peridot doesn't understand.

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>>76592310

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Who's on the other line, /sug/?

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the best ship is steven with all the gems you filthy super sex fiends
in a platonic way of course

>>76592332

well that goes without saying.

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>>76592341

"Peridot, here on Earth we try our hardest to live on the principle that people's value or role isn't dictated by how they are born, how they look, or what race thy are. We try to judge people solely based on their actions."

But of course, there has to be a conflict so the characters just fail to properly communicate their culture to Peridot and then get upset when Peridot doesn't understand.

>>76592035
It was shit until the last question

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>>76592260
Well not just their chackras, there was another that included like, arms and legs

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>>76592342
Shit, I'll make it work.

>>76592278
It's going to be Peridot or Lapis and I just could not give less of a shit.

>>76592083
>Jamie tries to get Greg give him advice on picking up space babes.

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>>76592341
Rusty Shackleford.

>>76591749
/shitty stripper/
silhouette lifter
straight up off kilter
bent bewildered
fucking downer
binge thinner
Big Dipper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfCXvZezm5I

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>>76592278
CONNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>76592382
you fucking better
degenerate scum

>>76592335
It's "show, don't tell"

If Garnet just sat down with Peridot and explained Earth culture, she might not understand. Experiencing it firsthand ensures that she will understand.

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What's the best SU ep I can watch right now to drown out the sounds of my neighbours fucking?

help

>>76592428
All of them.
At once.

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>>76591554
Pearl is best mom, Amethyst is the neat aunt, and Garnet is Cool Dad.

>>76592428
Whip out your cock and fap to it you pleb.

>>76592428
all of them

>>76592428
you fool, you have to moan louder than them
start yelling stuff like "THAT'S IT, RAM THAT BITCH, OH YEAH UUNNNNNFFF"

that'll make them stop

>>76592260
Nose isn't a chakra

>>76592478
Wrong approach, but i like your style, rookie.

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>>76592186
Yes, that's what I meant by the "title of an upcoming episode" part.
Steven and Amethyst go wrestling again, and the champion turns out to be Jasper with a mask.
>Rose Quartz never told you what happened to the other kindergarten Gems from Earth.
>She told me enough! They're all dead or corrupted!
>Not all of them. I am your sister!

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>>76592341

>>76592478
I tried banging on the wall but that made him moan louder.

I'm not doing that again.

>>76592047
Why would it be two words just because Rose Quartz fused into Rainbow Quartz? Stevonnie is just one word.

Also I though that the Tiger Philantropist is a reference to Tiger Millionaire, an earlier episode where Steven had the secret wrestler identity, and not the gemstone.
And besides, the fusion colour has tended to loosely match the colours of the gems that form it, so rosy pink + violet = dark brownish gold doesn't match.

Steven + Amethyst could be something like, uh, ah, Rose Topaz? Tourmaline? Tanzanite? I don't know.

>>76592255
GIBBIFU GIBBIFI GIBBIDATWISIDESIA UGH

>>76592428
Go over there and either join in the fun, or throw something in their window. Don't be a pussy.

>>76592491
>Yes, that's what I meant by the "title of an upcoming episode" part.
my bad

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>>76592440
The coolest dads.

>>76592078
She's become disobedient and is brandishing a weapon and exercising free will instead of standing meekly to the side

>>76592366
Another what? No one has gems as arms and legs. Peridot's gem is on her forehead and her limbs are robotic. Ruby and Sapphire have gems on their hands, which are chakra points. I think Jasper is the one that strays the farthest, since the nose is not a chakra spot. The ajna chakra is the third eye, which I think is higher than between the brows.

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>>76591486
SU fans overlap with a lot of things.

>>76592511
I didn't say anything about banging
Start fapping, moaning, and cheering them on
Be loud (louder than them at least)

good luck

>>76592111
Is this legit?

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>>76592545
>No one has gems as arms and legs
THIS IS _________

>>76592428
Play the DO IT video at max volume, next to the wall

>>76592566

take a close look at the pic; particularly by the "@" symbol.

What is that thing in the popcorn bag Garnet get ready to eat, but doesn't? It doesn't really look like popcorn, but I'm not sure if she stops to shake her head because it's not popcorn or because of Amy's posing.

>>76592568
Worst Gem

>>76592511
Start coaching him:
>Tell him his rhythm's off
>Say he went harder last time
>Remind her that she likes her nipples tweaked clockwise
>Always mention that enough is never enough when it comes to lube and anal

>>76592545
No there was another chart with all the spots, including oropharynx and nose, hands, legs or something and kidneys? liver? i don't fucking remember

>>76592491
>it ain't easy being cheesy

>>76592452
It was an arranged marriage. Arranged by Sucrose long before the series began.

>>76592321
Someone sounds salty

>>76592596
Here's that chart.
https://desertstarhealing.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/minorchakra1.jpg

>>76592428
I had the same problem.

I played this at full volume on a constant loop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT_Ptvly2_M

They got quiet very fast.

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More steven trauma

>>76592605
And Estelle supports it.

>>76592622
Similar but not the same, it had labeled shit like "read liver" or "front liver" and shit
and had a little less of those points, and included the neck one

We all know that, given the nature of the show, at least one of the cool kids is a homo. So which one(s) is it?

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>>76592294
I can actually see that happening.
Coop pals around with Steven, playing video games.
Kiva exchanges robot designs and tech knowledge with Pearl and Peridot.
Jaime desperately tries to hit on Garnet while Amethyst hits on him.
Greg and Goat discuss and exchange alien babe magazines.

>>76592260
i was thinking the location of gems its based on their personalities and strong points, like pearl and peridot they are not strong but they are smart so in their head, garnet in her first not only for her weapons but because she is cold but she show her emotions with her actions, sapphire and ruby are two face of the same coin so her personalities oppose then a gem on their oposite hand, amethyst then to be more emotional than the others gems so in her chest (hearth) and lapis in her back to show her desire of freedom
why i write all this shit

>>76592653
Buck, it is how he breaks the family's eternal pearl thirst

>>76592633
oh my god this is rich

>>76592653
LARS
A
R
S

>>76592653
Buck.

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Do you think steven will eventually snap?
Will he give in?

>>76592653
Buck
or should I say Cuck?

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Daily reminder of /pol/idot

>>76592605
>arranged marriage

It's interesting to see migrants keeping their traditions.

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>>76592341
NegaConnie

>>76592685
Why are you posting the same thing, baby?

>>76592674
>Lars
He's not cool enough

>>76592668
What about Jasper? And Rose?

>>76592699
Polidot? Asians shouldn't pronounce her name

Ok guys I made an SU power level tier list

Above God Tier:
The Cluster

God Tier:
Yellow Diamond
Complete Crystal Gem Fusion

Top Tier:
Malachite

High Tier:
Lapis
Alexandrite

High Mid Tier:
Sugilite
Rainbow Quartz

Mid Mid Tier:
Sardonyx

Low Mid Tier:
Opal
Rose

High Low Tier:
Garnet
Jasper
Stevonnie

Mid Low Tier:
Gem Beast

Low Low Tier:
Ameythst
Pearl

High Shit Tier:
Steven

Mid Shit Tier:
Connie

Low Shit Tier:
Sadie

Absolute Crap Tier:
All humans

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What was her nam, /sug/?

>>76592725
>Poridotu

>>76592653
Jenny because there aren't enough lesbians on this show

>>76592691
>>76592674
>>76592680
>>76592670
>>76592653

It's Jamie you donkeys

>>76592713
Jasper is stubborn, the placement calls to am old saying along the lines of *hard in the nose* which matches her combat style, slamming her head into it until it breaks

>>76592743
ペリドット

>>76592747
He ask which cool kid was homo.
Jamie isn't cool.

>>76592738
Zuke

>>76592355
Have the Steven War begun already?

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>>76592747

oh, i don't know about that...

>>76592735
Leave

>>76592738
Fortunate son

>>76592735
>power level tier list


Ah yes, I remember doing those when I was 10

>>76592653
there's fanart of a cool kids threesome with Kiki walking in surprised

>>76592738
Zukauskas

>>76592738
Duke Jukem.

What is puberty going to be like for steven?

>>76592738
The Zuke Nuke.

>>76592747
>'garnet puts the ass in massive ' Jamie
>gay
Do you actually watch this show

Why isn't there a Steven Universe version of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g

>>76592807
Double awkward from both sides of his being.

>>76592738
Megadeth song

>>76592807
Around 3 hot women who raised him?
Really fucking weird.

>>76592738
The Duke

>>76592813
He may think she`s man, like Dewey

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>>76592813
What is she doing right now, /sug/?

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>>76592807
Nothing too bad, hopefully. I wonder if they'll even talk about it in the show.

>>76592738
it ain't me

>>76592807
Probably a breeze if he can control his shapeshifting by then

>>76592816
No but there is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT1QH-Du2Hs

>>76592807
Connie is gonna destroy his innocence by the time they're 14.

>>76592653

All of them, it's more progressive that way.

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>>76591767
fixed

>>76592856
curly hair doen't fucking work like that

私たちです
クリスタル宝石
我々は常に一日保存されます

そして、あなたが考える場合、我々は、我々は常に方法を見つけるだろうことができません
この世界の人々が信じる理由です

ガーネット
紫水晶
とパール

AND STEVEN

>>76592856
i think the alone togheter it was like that

>>76592852
Probably doing artist stuff...maybe she will get gud. I hope she gits gud.

>>76592807
Pearl will cry endlessly because Steven won't be her baby forever. Amethyst will tease him in a joking way. Garnet will talk too much about love with him.

>>76592622
The ajna chakra is described as being located in the pineal gland, and I'm fairly certain that's above the brow, not on the same level. I would doubt the accuracy of that. I mean there's a typo for "crown" chakra.
but like I said, so far nothing strays from the chakra points except perhaps Jasper, slightly.