Gem Fangs Edition
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>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!dMRhWA4I!aFZeYDCA3rDUZSjBK0T9WXBCkV9ZVtlSNaTF6CfgptQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Episode Schedule:
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLIg [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
1St for sneple
First for lewd Poil.
so real talk, Can someone explain the monumentally slow level of technological growth on the gem home world? its been 5000 years
You there critique man? What were you trying to tell me?
Best gem. When did you first know your waifu was meant to be your waifu?
nth for Pearl/Steven Rainbow Quartz.
>>76587023
Seems pretty advanced and fast moving, what do you mean?
nth for good morning America
>>76587021
Not first but I fuckin' saved that.
There guys I did it. No bitching about [Embed]s and you have to deal with my newfound oral fixation.
Xth for Steven's gem glowing instead of boners
Isn't it weird how almost nobody likes Connie, literally everybody loves Peridot, yet there's absolutely no chance in hell of Steven not picking the former and the latter not dying alone?
I mean, what kind of world is this? Why is such a thing so impossible?
>>76587023
Caste system has slowed progress, and Gemkind only numbers in the thousands.
>show is in hiatius
>general still allowed
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>76587023
After Lapis left, if we assume they didn't change after getting to what they have now, they're probably like the Kree.
They've reached evolutionary stagnation, they're at a point where they think they can't get any better, and thus they won't.
>>76587047
Stevonnie x Peridot when?
>>76587047
Connie is a good girl
>>76587047
i don't think you know the meaning of the words "nobody", "everybody" and "literally"
>>76587047
>literally everybody loves Peridot
The only people that like her are 4chan autists, the exact opposite of Steven
>>76587053
it's not in hiatus, and that's not against the rules. I don't pitch a bitch when your shows not even on the air and you're makin threads.
>>76587060
'no'
>>76587053
There is no Hiatus. There is only Steven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
>>76587026
Not critique man (do love the work so far though) but thank you for continuing the spread of big buff cheeto puff art.
>>76587047
Yeah no chance. kek.
>>76587023
5000 years ago they were already technologically advanced enough to essentially be the supreme form of life in the galaxy. They've clearly continued to advance, but they're in no hurry. There's no competition except from within.
>>76587056
Did they? Lapis said she didn't recognize homeworld because it'd changed so much, and the gems were pretty shocked when the light cannons didn't do shit to the FLCL ship.
>>76587035
Compared to humanity yes. But we've gone from hunter gatherer on the very birthing stages of civilization to where we are now in 5000 years. Gem tech seems to only have progressed ever so slightly to the point where current gem tech is like owning a modern smart phone and the old earth gem tech is like owning a gen 1 smart phone.
>>76587072
I'm glad you specified that you mean this literally and not figuratively.
>>76587079
Thanks, hopefully the other guy who was saying stuff comes back. That yours? Love the line work.
>>76587086
Actually, the technological jump for humanity over 5000 years is less significant than you make it out to be. It took us hundreds of thousands of years to go from hunter-gatherer societies to where we are today.
>>76587078
>dem poil hands
>>76587039
Better version.
>>76587086
It's progressing slower than us, I think, but I'd say it's fast enough where they cgs aren't familiar with half the shit they're seeing like Peridot's limbs, the sticks, the ships/interface, the spiderbots, and I'm sure even gemtypes we've yet to see.
We won't know jus how differnt until we see flashbacks, or have some exposition for PEri and pearl.
Lazy design, the character
Has it been confirmed we are entering another hiatus?
>>76587086
Maybe they are like Kryptonians from Man of Steel? They even grow their children int roles like Gems... Steven is also the only birthed Gem like Clark was in MoS... Oh god, will Steven snap YD's neck like Kal on Zod?
>>76587085
I meant in a way that it's
>Lapis left, Gems rebel
>Homeworld moves on
>Current Homeworld technology and methods are established
>Homeworld stays as it is for a shit ton of years
>Current time
They've reached stagnation cause they've pretty much perfected their science to a science and, besides Rose, have met with no real imminent threat to their society or way of life.
>>76587116
Just don't tell the mods and post links to the old episodes as if they were new.
>>76587116
Other than a now deleted tweet from Matt the ruser, no. I would wait for anyone else to confirm it.
>>76587116
no, only person to confirm was a liar, and he blocked his twitter/deleted the tweets. I think Zuke posted something too, but that was either shooped, or deleted.
I wonder if it's CN trying to hedge bets with the VA strike coming up. Maybe they want enough episodes in reserve in case they haveta wait it out?
>>76587078
>Epic magic quest
>best believe in
What year is Turkey living in?
>>76587125
Lets do it
>>76587135
15-20 years behind the USA always.
>>76587029
>>76587137
Do itfor her
>>76587149
ii can't read it
>>76587065
No no, I'm pretty sure the tumblr autists like her too
>>76587098
Sadly no, this is just stuff I grabbed from a tumblr run.
>>76587141
Steven's got down syndrome baby!
>>76587137
We are screwed if the new janitors know about it/are from here
>>76587132
>A strike coming up
Source on this?
All I am finding is on a video game VA strike. Is there any strike coming to affect CN?
>>76587122
STEVEN OF MURDER
>>76587111
Even better version
>>76587180
Supposedly it was all vas fro what I heard. Was it not? Steve Blum was spearheading it, and he's big in both worlds.
>>76587065
>The only people that like her are 4chan autists, the exact opposite of Steven
But Steven likes her.
Anyone have the gif of Peridot walking on all fours up stairs and towards the tv?
What did she mean by this?
One thing about fusions kind of confuses me. After two gems fuse, is that form pretty much set, only altering if one or more of the component gems regenerate into a different outfit, or does the form and personality evolve to reflect the relationship between the components? Like if Ruby and Sapphire were really mad at each other but were able to fuse anyway, would Garnet appear more monstrous? And if Lapis and Jasper fused again even just on neutral professional terms with each other, would Malachite be such a nightmare?
>>76587086
I think gem tech is just uncomprabale to advancement of human tech. In the past, when the gems came to Earth, their ships actually didnt look that technologically advanced. Most of the artifacts from the gem war age seem to run off of magic instead of actual engineered machines, like the Laser Light Cannons.
Homeworld probably used to be a highly magical world where everything seemed a little more natural, but now theyve forsaken magic for actual technology (powered by magic and science I guess, so magiscience.) What homeworld has seemingly done is given up on magic in favor of science, which initially wouldve set them back because of how useful magic was. However with gems their potential power seems limited, and so would the magic theyre able to work with. So when it came to advancing beyond what theyd known for their entire existence as a species, advancements probably slowed down.
Still though, we dont even know what else theyre capable of. The hand ship was just a prisoner ship, really. If they made a ship with the intention of being a battleship, shit would get crazy real fast. Bullet-hell games level of crazy.
>>76587219
Since when Gems are born they just stay that way, I think that the fusion would only change when a Gem have changed their clothes.
However, Steven is unique in that he can learn and grow like a normal human, so if he were to fuse with a Gem as a child, and then much later as a teen or an adult, the resulting fusion would probably look and act different from when it was formed while Steven was young.
draw me like one of your earth gems
>>76587005
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>>76587195
Why? Just why?
>>76587246
In the end it has to be this way.
I absolutely love how Rebecca Sugar managed to create a show that can be appreciated by everyone. There's a lesson for all audiences. No one's treated differently. There's something relatable for everyone.
It's amazing how progressive one show can be. Steven Universe is a piece of art, and I cannot thank Mrs Sucrose enough.
>>76587246
Fuck off Halpert, get cucked for years by some loser.
>>76587260
[embed]He still got Pam.[/embed]
>>76587257
>>76587219
back during the week of Sardonyx someone thought a happy healthy relationship version of Malachite might be the secret fusion reveal and would look like pic related
I was so on board. golden malachite when
>>76587257
>Mrs
Who's Mr. Sucrose?
>>76587267
>west coasters
>>76587257
That's my favorite thing about this show. It's helping get these great messages out there to kids, but it can also teach adults a lot. My pretty conservative 46-year-old dad living in the South has talked to me about how the symbolism in it has made him look at LGBTQ+ issues in a new lightwhich makes me a lot more comfortable being out to him :^), which is super amazing and unbelievable for a kids' cartoon that operates in 11-minute episodes.
>>76587280
Steven, obviously.
>>76587267
It's kind of slow during these hours, so you won't miss too much if you sleep
>>76587280
Pic related.
>>76587281
>east coasters
>>76587289
BIG
>>76587297
Glasses?
>>76587281
>>76587294
>burgers
>>76587297
BLACK
>>76587173
No I'm sure his kid will learn out fine
>>76587305
>Eurpoors
>>76587307
Dress?
>the gems finally beat malachite and save lapis
>she see's the gems working with peridot
>loses her shit again
calling it now
>>76587305
>yuropoors
>>76587312
>Amerishots
>>76587305
>Finland
>>76587318
>jasper loses her shit too
>they fuse again to beat their ass together
>Earthlings
>>76587327
>P69
Just how many Pearls do you have?
>>76587289
Her hair reminds me of when Randybobandy drew his in with permanent marker.
>>76587338
>Pearls
>>76587338
>Gems
>>76587341
>Homeworld Gems
>>76587338
Pearl, don't you love Steven anymore?
>>76587339
Nearly 170 now and counting
>>76587310
>implying babies understand the concept of percentages
Everyone post those theories/fever dreams
>penultimate episode
>Steven's birthday
>everyone in town is there
>ends on cliffhanger with a ship arriving
>next episode yellow diamond comes out of ship with another pearl or maybe a peridot
>"we're here for your declarations of war against gem kind"
>everyone confused
>they show a picture they found on earth internet with Sourcream throwing a Rock at peridots ship with the caption 'earth forever!'
>everyone looks at Sour cream like what the fuck man?
Also, Jasper is this show's Raditz.
>>76587354
>Jasper is this show's Raditz
you mean everyone, including the creator of the show, will forget she ever existed?
>>76587348
>pathetic weaklings
>>76587348
>gems in hotlinemiami colors
why?
>>76587318
>save lapis
more like save jasper
>>76587354homeworld will start turning humans into gems with the LifeGem methodhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LifeGem
>>76587277
What about Golden Agate (Pearl - Jasper)
>>76587362
>Steroid injected cheeto
>>76587353
>implying Steven's kid isn't a child prodigy
>>76587368
>All this disorganization
Disgusting. Make some folders and clear your desktop.
>>76587352
Keep it up
>>76587386
this is what i call sorta organized if it wasn't organized you would probably kill yourself of disgust. just saying.
What are the modern Western cartoons trying to tell us?
>>76587358
It's already happening, Malachite is never coming back
>>76587021
>>76587373
I bet she acts like Sailor Jupiter.
>>76587358
She is considered weak on home planet. Like paper mache.
>>76587396
Being a male in this society is a painful endeavor
It's as clear as day
>>76587410
You mean....THEY CAN GROW JASPERS?
anyone else not able to report anything no matter how many times you type the captcha right?
>>76587282
b-b-but ess jay dubyassssss
>>76587416
come back when you no longer have majority power in congress
>>76587396
Watch where you step, you might trip.
>>76587428
That boy ain't right...
>>76587428
gawd dammit bobbeh
>>76587389
I will
>>76587445
Gross
>>76587379
>SNEOPLE
>>76587430
Just because it's men shooting men in the foot doesn't mean it still doesn't suck to be a man.
>>76587044
>>76587477
It sucks to be everyone, except a capitalist
ALL ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP AMEDOT
>>76587475
>basement dwellers
>>76587486
It sucks to be everyone but the guy in charge. Socialism and Capitalism are two seemingly unavoidable evils, comrade.
>>76587422
Oh Grod, that's pretty spot on.
>still no lewds of Pearl in a catsuit
fuckin clod drawfags, i swear to god
would you rathera full collection of high quality Steven Universe action figures.
or1 peridot real doll
>>76587005
So, anyone want to talk about too far?
>Amethyst is the only actual Gem
Huh, so Pearls aren't really considered Gems.
>Steven is considered an abomination
I wonder if Peridot would be saying this if she knew he Rose Quartz was. Jasper knew, and she freaked the fuck out
>Quartz are a race of warriors
Well that makes Rose an oddity. She was a quartz, but is nothing like say Jasper. Maybe this is why she was so respected, enough to receive the title of Diamond.
>Peridot character development
nnnnawwww
>>76587495
>food libraries
Has Peridot crossed "the can't go home" mark yet? Has she learned too much to be satisfied with how homeworld treats its citizens yet?
>>76587495
Why don't you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible?
>>76587519
Rose had a sword and fought in the war too. Her healing abilities are probably what made her stand out from the rest.
>>76587207
Even named properly.
>>76587529
if the back to the barn classism is any indication, she's a long way from learning anything beyond "wowie rain!!!"
>>76587545
>>76587207
makes me wonder if Gems were always had humanoid shaped projections.
>>76587327
That's the country for me!
>>76587536
Maybe that's the difference between Diamonds and usual gems.
Most gems are just specialized as hell and useless outside their own profession. Diamonds are proficient in many skills, and very good at all of them.
What are the chances the only diamonds have animal companions...?
>>76587545
Peridot looks like some sort of ant in this one.
>>76587373
>Gem Dio
How the fuck does vampirism even work for space rocks
So will the CG go to Homeworld or will Homeworld come to earth?
>>76587594
Both, and the series will end ala animorphs.
>>76587594
I think they'll send more Homeworld Gems to Earth, then they'll go to space and hit Homeworld directly.
>>76587594
If the extended opening is anything to go by, it's going to be a Earth to Homeworld fight in the end.
any drawfags around care to make [character of your choice] in the P.N. 03 powersuit?
What if it turned out the cluster was actually the moon
>>76587132
when I google "voice actor strike" it's all talking about video game voice actors. You sure you got your shit straight anon?
>>76587676
He don't.
The strike is only pertinent to VA's over royalties from videogames and more detailed contract clauses.
CN is fine.
Oh god, four days left
I wish I could hibernate over the duration of the hiatus.
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>76587044
>>76587137
>>76587150
>>76587125
You are aware that they read these posts, yes?
>>76587708
You have to know that this hiatus isn't confirmed.
Why are you posting like it is?
>>76587327
Finland, finland, finland!
The country where I want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching TV.
Oh so near to russia!
So far from japan...
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Many miles from Vietnam.
>>76587050
This is probably the actual answer.
I assume that because of their society they are very stagnant. Steven will save them.
>>76587320
>more than one Italy
>>76587715
They would go nuts if they'd have to read every /sug/ every day. Even I don't scroll through more than one a day.
>>76587719
Because I always assume the worst.
>>76587712
>>76587712
is your background ironic or vaporwave ?
>>76587044
>>76587737
Dude, they are janitors. They don't have a real life or human mental capabilities.
>>76587712
You have that Lapis skin for your browser, right?
>>76587753
>виндoвc 10, cкaйдpaйв, мютoppeнт, хpoм и cкaйп
м-м-мaкcимyм бoтнeт
>>76587557
And why should she?
I see no reason for her to start excessively empethizing with her captors.
>>76587781
>browsing on mobile
Pleppety pleb.
>>76587619
Home world keeps sending gems which the Crystal Gems beat and Steven befriends.
'Stop stealing our invaders!'
'No, I like your invaders; they're cute.'
>>76587044
>>76587072
>>76587090
For posterity since I'm going to fucking bed. It is 8:17 am after all.
Why are none of you on my level?
>>76587811
>Steven indoctrinates all the invaders to his side.
Big boss?
>>76587520
>using garbage artists porn crops
you're a joke you know that?
>>76587764
Tы бoишьcя тoгo, чтo тeбe пoдcyнyт кoнтeкcтнyю peклaмy или тoгo, чтo coльют твoи дaнныe cпeцcлyжбaм?И eщe, чeм ты зaмeняeшь cкaйп?
>>76587833
Fix your fucking screen resolution jesus christ are you 80 and blind?
>>76587846
It must be tough for you anon, at least people LIKE jokes!! hahah!!sorry
>>76587092
holy shit I'm not the only one.
>>76587841
>You're gonna befriend her?
wow slow day huh?
>>76587851
It's 1360 x 768 with medium icons. I just think small icons are a bit too small and they look weird for me. I can't "fix the resolution" because that's the resolution of the TV I use as a monitor.
>>76587879
>Fuck yeah, she's an S for R & D.
>>76587892
>>Not using full view imax with 3d goggles and immersion tank hooked into spine
Fucking clod.
>>76587913
Feeling a shit load better.
Less salty.
And regretting a shed load of what I've said.
>>76587919
The cure is toturn of the trip
>>76587913
I feel good.Going to clash with the cops today, nice big demonstration,keeps the blood flowing, wish me luck
>>76587879
>Gem bubbled, leave the rest to us.
>>76587913
Will Steven ever meet Rose in person?
Would you sex the Stevonnie?
>>76587928
Demofags are the worst.
>>76587939
He is Rose
>>76587919
scot do you have bipolar disorder
>>76587879
>Pearl "Every ape over the fence, is a major offence" Miller
>>76587939
We may get an avatar spirit thing?
>>76587939
Probably of he poofs and manages to come back. If.
>>76587941
1.does stevonnie have a dick
2. can stevonnie cum
>>76587957
The fandom will crucify whoever manages to poof Steven
>>76587949
I really don't know, considered it then realised I'd rather not know and be pilled up.
>>76587959Of coursh.
>>76587959
shapeshifter
shapeshifter
HELLO MYIDIOTICCHILDREN
I'M THE GUY FROM YESTERDAY THAT LEAVED BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO SLEEP
POST REQUESTS AND I WILL DRAW THEMMAYBE
>>76587944
I know. But I want to see cops getting fucked up. Im just a happy bystander.
>>76587963
there's no reason to fear medication, you only might fuck your brain up for life :)
but seriously, maybe talking to someone might help, no offense dude
>>76587969
Master MS Paint skills, I see.
I want Pearl trapped in a cave between two walls.
Oh my god this editing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag6pqXsTXSw
>>76587289
Damn, They ugly yo.
>>76587053
Maybe if we behave ourselves this time, we can keep our generals. I mean, now that /aco/ is a thing, a lot of the shitposting will end up in there, right?
>>76587941
definitelyassuming it's not just two twelve year olds in a trench coat
>>76587964
will the Connie side of Stevonnie let Steven cum inside
>>76587996
We already have this horrible annoying tripfag
Thanks to this cunt I dont even mind if sug gets deleted
>>76587998
Like THIS IS GARNET?
>>76587999
They will be too caught up in the moment to stop from coming insideyou.
>>76587969
A picture of peridot crosseyed frothing in rage with the caption "Clods"
>>76588009
one more question, does this make me a pedophile?
>>76588010
i did something like that yesterday
so take it, i guess
>>76587969
>I'M THE TREE FROM YESTERDAY THAT LEAVED
Ftfy
>>76588016
Only if it makes it to court.
>>76588021
No no, like AAAAAAAAANGRYYYYYYYY
Not chin folded smug
>>76588025
oh
ok
let's just say that english is not my main laungage
>>76587941
Stevonnie is a hermaphrodite.
>>76588016
If you are the one being penetrated then it wouldn't be as much of an issue. It's why female teachers who have sex with their students get a slap on the wrist whereas male teachers never see the light of day again. However if a female teacher was pegging students, she would get locked away forever as well. People don't like the "violation" of penetration.
>>76587913
I hit my heel so hard I can't barely walk.
>>76588047
>It's why female teachers who have sex with their students get a slap on the wrist
It's funny because about 85% of them don't.
>>76588047
so what you're saying is, i can fuck stevonnie as much as i want
>>76588062
She has to exist first, anon
>>76588062
Perhaps more accurately, you can be fucked by Stevonnie as much as you want.
>>76588071
hypothetically
>>76587833
might as well join in
I cannot take a hiatus so soon after the last one. I can't.
Sugar, i'll kill myself if it happens. My death will be YOUR fault! MY BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>76588062
no because they aren't real
Welp /sug/ I'm about to binge on the missing eps so I catch up to you guys.
>mfw
see you next thread
>>76588096
Poor anon
There is no next thread
>the generals will be banned the second after the new episode ends
>mentioning SU on this board in any way will result in an instant ban
>If you make an SU thread you will go to Buchenwald where you can think about your mistakes you worthless piece of shit
>>76588096
>next thread
Have a little faith, /sug/. You're being total faggots right now.
>>76587833
>>76588131
What do you know about not being a total faggot, Lapis?
>>76588121
That's just one step behind /sug/ getting its own boardOr chan
>>76588131
>>76588152
You're both certified faggots.
>>76588152
>>76588172
>they don't believe in Steven
That's how I know you're the worse kind of faggots.
I want to get my insides painted by Stevonnie's yogurt-soaker!
>>76588179
peridot does not have a choice BUT to believe in steven.
>>76588187
I lolled
>>76587289
Are they dating or just "friends"
>>76587320
wtf
Why is pearl such a semen demon?
>>76588221
She's not, she's just gay for Rose.
>>76588096
Have fun anon. Catch and Release is one of the best episodes this season.
>>76587250
Because pearl needs to suffer
>>76588241
rekt
>>76587212
What's she lifting, /sug/?
>>76587257
>>76587282
Is this bait or are you people serious?
>>76588010
i swear i tried
>>76588172
That picture made me laugh more than it should
>>76588255
Your dick.
>>76588259
76587282 here, I was being serious.
>>76588260
Hue I love it
>>76587504
The only ways around it are too fucked up or too radical to even attempt.
>>76588131
>>76588259
>Shit people have different opinions from me TRIGGERED TRIGGERED
Best gem?
>>76588259
Not either but i agree with them. Why are you so upset anon?
>>76588338
Nah
>>76587282
But there aren't any gay relationships in the show...
>>76588194
Then why does she call him a hybrid abomination?
>>76587742
OH SHIT A LAPIS AMIIBO
QUICK IT'S GONNA SELL OUT IN 30 SECONDS
>>76588338
Yeah but that's an awful picture of her.
>>76588356
>BC news
>not homeworld news or HC
absolutely disgusting
>>76587027
pic related
>>76588338
>>76588318
>too radical to even attempt.
that's slave talk.
if your leaders don't spend every day afraid that if they fuck up an angry mob will lynch them, then the bourgeois have already won.
>>76588364
There is nothing in the show to imply that the gems are genderless and you'd only know that if you pay attention to things posted by the creators. From that perspective, Ruby and Sapphire look like a tiny lesbian couple.Also I'm like 90% sure the whole "genderless" thing is just an excuse to slip GAY past the censors.
>>76588338
Only if she'sbad
>>76588356
I swear if Peridot gets the star themed clothing /sug/ will go absolutely bonkers for an entire month
>>76587212
>>76588408
The fuck is the deal with this bad pearl shit? So fuckin autistic. I do realize I am defending a fictional character by calling you autostic... maybe there is a little autist in all of us.
>>76588425
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
>>76588406
>90% sure
make that a 100% anon
>>76588422
She will after she realizes HW is just a bunch of assholes.
>>76588428
>autostic
>>76588432
GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI
>>76588428
Zuke started it but I'm sure she didn't imagine it getting as big as it has.
>>76588406
Well, in the whole retrospect of things... they are in fact rocks.
>>76588442
Better than automatic
>>76588438
But the CG are also just a bunch of assholes.
>>76588406
Rocks can't be gay.
>>76588338
Yes.
>>76588461
Yes, but at least they don't leave you stranded on a planet that's about to blow.
>>76588442
I drive a stick shift.
>>76588472
Luckily they aren't rocks
>>76588422
I'm fine with the star uniform so long as the hair stays the same.
I don't see anyway her hair is connected to Yellow Diamond since Jasper also worked for her and has a fucking tigers mane.
>>76588489
Is't it wonderful that feeling of having complete control over your car?
>>76588428
You can thank Zuke for that
>>76588082
>SupCom2
mah nigga
>>76588338
Yes.
>>76588490
But they are.
So when we see the other Pearls, how much better will they be than Pearl?
>>76588518
Aww
Steven's sick of her shit.
>>76588530
They aren't produced anymore, not since one got defective...
>>76588519
Not sure if long shit or inflation fetish
>>76588531
>>76588518
But he can use his shield
>>76588518
I NEED MORE
MORE PICTURES OF CUTE CONNIE AND STEVEN
>>76588530
>Single fang
>>76588530
>Implying our Pearl will be inferior to other Pearls.
>Getta load a this guy.webm
>>76588525
No, they're made of light
>>76588552
It's Pearl trying out shirts that are too big for her.
>>76588503
It feels like I'm guiding a giant metal baby that can possibly kill anyone I tap into with one hand while jerking off a paraplegic who suffers from hip dislocation. Worst part is, if I don't jerk it correctly, the paraplegic slaps my giant baby and causes it to act in ways I don't want it to act, making it easier for me to accidentally kill someone... what was I talking about again?
>>76588552
I MEANT TO SAY LONG SHIRT
FUCK
>>76588561
Be careful what you wish for.
>>76588525
The light bodies are just an illusion. Their literal bodies are the rocks.
>>76587021
Wow, that's a really unique and neat kinky slave outfit.
>>76588574
Meant to reply >>76588617
To you.
If you had a Pearl, what would you do with herthat isn't lewd?
>>76588633
*POOFS*
>>76588640
Cuddling. Lots of cuddling.
>>76588633
Holy shit, look at his face. He's going to need reconstruction surgery for that.
>>76588617
You can't fuck an illusion.
smug_greg.png
>>76588640
Fuck her. Aww Shit!!!
>>76588640
teach her to get a job and financially support me
>>76588428
eh, she's modeled after a ballerina, and ballerinas often smoke and act out
it makes sense
holy shit
>>76588428
3rd worlder please go.
>>76588657
But you can fuck a rock.
>>76588682
Why must you post this shit?
>>76588654
>cuddling a rock
Even in a humanoid form, I imagine her skin to have a cold porcelain texture
>>76588682
Ebin
>>76588682
Steven told Johnny to back the fuck off?!?
>>76588657
> Literally what is a waifu
When is Steven going to be taller?
>>76588640
Train her to fight just like Rose and then tell her to kill all the old people in my country all of them. You are older than 60 then my Pearl will kill you.
>>76588709
when he fucking feels like it
>>76588682
somebody post that minecraft factory video
>>76588705
Something you can't duck and you never will be able to.
>>76588640
Hand holding, whispering sweet nothings to me, cuddling, spooning, watching MST3K.
>"Why do they keep making new names up that are meant to convey how big he is?"
>>76588709
he is a little bit taller
he's as tall as connie now when he used to be shorter than her
>>76588655
Good thing he can shapeshift. Or spit in his own face.
>>76588713
I get the feeling that Rose wasn't the one who taught her to fight. She probably studied hard and taught herself. Seemed like Rose was actually kind of against Pearl fighting, but wasn't going to stop her if that was what she chose to do with her freedom.
>>76588701
Sadly true, but hopefully that means she could possibly warm up. Failing that the squeaky noises one could make while rubbing her would be a source of amusement.
>>76587047
> everyone loves peridot.
Stop projecting you nigger faggot
>>76588734
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa.
>>76588733
Proof?
>>76588734
>>76588561
Cute?
>>76588756
watch the fuggin show nigga
>>76588746
I imagine that Garnet being part Ruby makes her capable of producing body heat for warm hugs
>>76588761
dis sthap sign eez an octagun
>>76588769
yeah shut up
When girls have flat titties, we say "elle a des œufs au plat"
Which means she has eggs on the pan.
>>76588761
i giggled
>>76588767
>Everyone notices Steven has a picture of Connie by his bedside
>I'm the only person that notices the tissues next to the bed.
>>76588769
>>76588750
What did I just say faggot?
>>76588786
he is as tall as her in some scenes though
obviously you pick that one
>>76588796
Yeah your alsothe only person who got juked by zuke
Character heights are never consistent and depend entirely on who is boarding the episode.
>>76588796
A boy has got to empty his desires some way.
>>76587996
If SU goes into hiatus, the filthy cucks of /sug/ would probably accept being banned by /co/ like they did the last time.
Spineless, contemptible faggots who let themselves be ordered what to do. Typical reddit mentality. /co/ is a board of homosexuals, but /sug/ is incapable of the most limpwristed resistance
>>76588816
Sure but their heights relative to each other are consistent
>>76588809
>>76588796
They're for if he gets the sniffles.
And forpolishing his gem.
>>76588820
bad pasta
>>76588809
And yet you can't even say what scene.
How about YOU watch the show.
>>76588827
you know, since you're the one who bothered to pick images, obviously you'll only pick ones that she's taller than him in. everyone can see that you're just throwing a fit that proves nothing
>>76588814
i wish zuke would duke my juke.
>>76588794
There was nothing more arousing than watching Peridot grope her ribbon without permission. It was like watching a classy lady being molested and being able to do nothing about it.
>>76588850
>>76588837
i don't have time to download and screencap episodes of a cartoon to prove a point because i'm a better person than everyone here
>>76588862
you can stop taking the bait now
>>76588850
Yeah, it's a big conspiracy. Anons disagree with you not because you are wrong but because they just want to call someone on the internet wrong for no good reason.
The creators of the show have said that the gems are genderless, but use female pronouns. MY question is if they are genderless, or simply all the same thing (rocks), can their relationships be considered gay? Homosexuals are people of the same sex, but what if a species doesn't have one? The fuck?
>>76588794
When a flat girl hugs you, you're closer to her heart. Breasts are merely a buffer to emotionally distance yourself from her.
>>76588872
:^)
>>76588709
When he grows up.
>>76588864
I didn't say you had to take a screencap, you dingus.
What the fuck is wrong with Lars ears? Is he even human?
>>76588857
>Gets off on someone handling a ribbon
Jesus Christ do you cum on tiles too?
>>76588877
Yeah the lack of an opposite gender doesn't eliminate the fact that it's a homo relationship. Considering they don't fuck though, it's homoromantic.
>>76587029
Someone needs to draw RQ in this pose
>>76588889
How many episodes until that happens, random person on the internet?
>>76588794
Men will love any breasts, as long as they're attached to the person they love.
>>76588879
Steven has bigger tits than Pearl
>>76587021
>>76588625
I would like to see her in Tourbillion's slave outfit.
>>76588906
Rose and Greg fucked.
I mean they're clearly both deviant xenophiles but still.
>>76588906
If I go into my fucking back yard and grab to rocks, then proceed to mash those rocks together, would that be lesbian sex?
>>76588877
Their relationships are purly emotional since they reproduce asexually. I don't know if you can call it gay when they're not even supposed to be able to have sex.
But imo genderless species can't really have sexual orientation. It's best to just not dwell on it.
>>76588946
I think you know the answer to that.
>>76588946
Someone post that peridot doing the lewd gesture with her fists gif
>>76587833
R8 mine
>>76587310
Steven grows up into JonTron?
>>76588964
>>76588701
>>76588746
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw90fy
>>76587109
there was also no civilization at that time
>>76588950
>>76588877
Lore wise, they are genderless space rocks and therefore not gay. But they are gay characters and are written as such.
>>76588983
God bless anon.
>>76588943
That's not how gems naturally reproduce though
She shapeshifted human genits
>>76588905
When Caligula asked Passienus whether he had slept with his own sister, Passienus replied, "not yet".
>>76588857
Do...do you think Pearl has some preprogrammed verbal command prompts that Peridot could usein a sexual manner? Maybe...maybe even a scenario where Pearl is aware of what's happening but she can't stop herself?
>>76588964
>>76588983
>>76588996
Thank you based Sucrose
>>76589006
Why do I find that so quotable?
>>76588912
You may have been juked by the Zuke, but you're right about this.
>>76589009
You realize Pearl isn't a robot, right?
>>76588907
>>76588996
That's also the thread where she confirmed that she's also a /co/mrade
>>76589033
Of course not. But she is an engineered, mass produced product, designed for servitude. I'd think some basic commands would be part of the package.
>>76589011
I can't believe this scene is going to air on television. When I saw it in the leak all I could think of was how Sugar got it under the radar.
>>76588879
She is so flat, the skin over her chest is probably stretched tighter than a drum, which you could bang to the tune of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIHzbZvJToo
>>76589057
>SONO CHI NO SADAME...
>>76589069
She doesn't have programmed commands, Pearls are just naturally loyal. If you gave her an affirmative command shed probably feel inclined to obey it.
You think they'll ever change the instrumentation of Peridot's theme to something other than those spacey beeps? Maybe something happier as she too gets happier?
>>76589057
>>76589088
>PEEEEEEEEEEEEEARL
>>76589091
Now you're just in the realm of conjecture.Let me have my fantasy already, jeez.
>>76589057
>>76589091
>Basically loyal
It was foreshadowed in Roses Scabbard when Rose tries her best to dissuade Pearl from fighting.
Who is stronger? Garnet or Jasper. Only people who rly disected their fight will have the proper reasoning why one is stronger over the other.
Postan sound webm
>>>/wsg/786669courtesy of infinitychan
>>76589149
Jasper. She was still standing after being thrashed and crashing into the planet in a spaceship falling out of orbit. Granted, Lapis could have easily finished her then and there since she had the whole ocean sitting next to her but whatever.
>>76589122
Do you think they would even punish Pearl if the Crystal Gems got taken back to homeworld, or would she just be given to another owner.
Rose influenced her quite a bit and she was just a Pearl following her leader after all.
>>76589180
Lapis is weak shit and wouldn't even manage to form a single arm of water before Jasper knocked her the fuck out with a single punch
Peridot is still best gem.
What would the Crystal Gems dress as for Halloween?
>>76589181
If she got smart and played the role of the confused uninformed servant, she might get away with it.
Her pride and anti-homeworld feelings would probably get her ground into a powder with the rest of them though.
>>76587753
>>76587764
>>76587849
I can't understand the rubles on my screen
>>76589180
Garnet got beat the fuck up! I find it funny to watch the scene over again just to see the part where Garnet just happened to through Jasper into the core thing. The bitch didn't even kno it was there let alone what it was. Pure luck won that battle.
>>76588406
I bet they meant "sexless", since they have no genitals, but their gender identity is female.
>>76589215
She is a racist homophobe.
>>76589181
Holy shit.
I just realised that because they think of Pearls as nothing but accessories.
They'd think she just done her job too well as a servant and that reallocation would be fine and be completely dismissive of her loyalty.
Pearl would go absolutely fucking berserk at having her loyalty coming down to dispositions as opposed to it being her own choice.
>>76589219
Can Pearls be harvested? Maybe they'd "take her apart" for being "defective."
>>76589224
Nah I'm pretty sure she threw Jasper into it on purpose. Especially since she has future vision and all that stuff.
>>76589209
Lapis had also not been poofed from the aforementioned free fall into the ground. I give sad blue's power level credit where due.
>>76589232
Peri is (or was) gem racist but where does the homophobe come in? I thought Jasper was the gem homophobe.
>>76589232
It's not bigotry if you are part of a task-focused clone race.
>>76589235
I don't think future vision is a deffinite or very helpful thing in a battle. With thay logic, Garnet shouldn't have been hit a single time, but she got fucked up.
>>76589252
Peri's said some rude things about Garnet being a fusion as well. She's not as obvious about it as Jasper is though.
>>76589233
Pearl would probably be well sought after too. Who DOESN'T want Rose's warrior gem to hold their purse at parties? I'm sure some high society gem would love showing off how rare their Pearl is compared to everyone elses.
She'd be way too valuable to just destroy
>>76589265
I seriously think Garnet is just a pervert.
>>76589234
We don't even know what harvesting is yet. Pearls are a weird one as far as gem classification goes namely because they aren't actual gemstones so it is anyone's guess as to if that would apply.
>>76589233
Man that'd be one hell of a moral quandary huh? "No, your loyalty was by design! You haven't made a single choice on your own because we MADE YOU THAT WAY." Cue episode long freakout. Or even an arc about her questioning her loyalties.
>>76589275
Holy shit.
She'd be like one of those bikini model bodyguards.
Maybe she'd start a trend of martially trained Pearls.
>>76589281
Yeah, homosexuality is wrong and all the gays are going to Hell. They know it's wrong and are just gay because they are lust driven perverts.
>>76589264
Definite? Probably not, given the sheer number of decisions made during any fight she'd have to flip through all of them to have an idea of what to look out for. It could definitely help in finding options to end fights though.
>>76589281
Exhibitionist, she really is the worst.
Wow i overslept like a motherfucker today
>>76589232
Just like me, we are made for each other!
>>76589264
She can see possibilities but she still needs to choose
And in battles with split second decisions, future vision helps, but she's still ends up playing roulette
>>76589312
I don't think there's going to be a subplot about all the fusion maniacs on homeworld having to remain in the closet due to their restrictive values.
Garnet just has a fetishistic obsession with mind melting.
>>76589219
Holy fuck now I want a Code Geass timeskip where the CGs get captured by homeworld and have to reunite and escape.
Pearl would pretend to enter voluntary servitude so she'd have a little bit more freedom.
Steven would probably be taken in directly by YD/whoever the real homeworld leader is since he's a super powered anomaly and son of Rose. Maye Pearl would volunteer to be his servant or beg to be allowed by his side?
Amythyst'd end up being some kind of space hobo, travelling with a pack of renegade gems, eventually picking up Ruby and Sapphire individually.
Jasper/Peridot would go back into their normal routines but wouldn't be able to stop thinking of their friends. Then they'd somehow get roped into the rebellion.
Lapis would either be dead or imprisoned by this point, if the latter then maybe Amy would be a prisoner too instead of a renegade and they'd have some interaction.
>>76589281
Fusion isn't sex holy fucking shit
>>76589330
That sounds nice.
Wow this AU has a lot more art than i thought it'd have
But it's basically 1:1 edits of scenes in the show with no thought put into it
and that makes me kinda sad
>>76588432
>>76589344
It sounds nice but is actually horrible
>>76589317
But it didn't end the fight. It crashed the ship, and Jasper was still up and fighting. But at that point she was out numbered and about as beat up as Garnet.
>>76589350
I doubt this is part of that AU, but here's some Opal + Sapphire fusion art.
Kinda takes the places of Sardonyx/Suglite right?
>>76589340
Homosexuality is a mental disorder. Also 95% of them are probably pedophiles.
>>76589366
Which since Garnet wasn't making much progress on her own, she might have realized that was the only option to keep herself from dying in the fight.
I wouldn't worry about the plot breaking implications of future vision, since that's usually what that sort of thing does.
>>76589378
counterpart
>>76589385
Thank you, The Sun.
>>76589343
Even Peridot in her ignorance can see how degenerate those two are
>>76589385The majority of pedophiles are straight actually and there's usually an incest component as well.
>>76589342
I want YD to take Steven in and be nice to him to confuse the fuck out of him.
>>76589378
I would guess it does
Don't look at this too much
>>76589385
Fuck off Sam Hyde
>>76589338
If u r in a fight and are able to see the future, u should win the fight. Even if u can only prevent 50% of the hits, that's still half as many hits you are taking. Garnet still got her ass whooped, attempted to end the fight (which by chance, caused the ship to crash) and Jasper still got up to fight some more.
>>76589388
Holy fuck why when ruby is mixed in the fusion is all red
>>76589342
Lapis actually shot up a stadium for Steven.
>>76589302
Like this?
>>76589281
Garnet just doesn't give a fuck, she has a really carefree approach to life in general. But yeah, fusion isn't sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gRWnq65Tgk
>in the eye
And it keeps going more and more retarded
>>76589420
Same reason the sapphire/opal fusion is all blue. Opal has very pale boring colours.
Oh guys I just got it, I just fucking got it
The real reason Pearl resents Grug is because he misguided Rose into fucking. I mean, she obviously was very confused about human relationships, she just considered them entertainment. Since they can't fuse, he thought he'd get some just to show off to Pearl, telling her that's how humans fuse. He didn't tell her she'd die (or transform) in the process, forever scarring Pearl
I'm the catch up anon by the way
>>76589387
She looked pretty fucking surprised to see Jasper come out of the rubble.
>>76588930
YOU WOULD
>>76589411
>>76589418
>>76589395
>>76589391
Faith in humanity restored somewhat.
>>76589440
>scar
Why the fuck would holograms have scars
>>76589425
That's sort of missing the bodyguard aspect.
>>76589459
I don't fucking know man
>>76589440
>YOU CANT DRAW FAN ART I DONT LIKE BECAUSE IT ISN'T CANON BLAH BLAH BLAH
You niggers are the worst.
On a scale of 1 - 10, how retarded is CN's scheduling.
>>76589425
Dangerously lewd.
>>76589457
false flagging doesnt work shitter
>>76589444
Yeah but wouldn't she be pink then?
>>76589459
To seem even more badass then they already are.
When are the CGs going to have a cool underwater adventure that we actually get to see?Is Malachite hiding in Atlantis?
>>76589419
pretty sure when she fought Jasper the first time she was using her future sight to keep Steven safe, which is why she rekt jasper the second time
>>76589447
>Grug
Is that Greg's super form that he morphs into when he's ready to give the ladies a good dicking?
>>76587260
Is Steven supposed to be saying something in this pic?
>>76589475
3, they're just cycling shows and using GuaranteedRatingsGo! as a buffer while they work on the other stuff
>>76588530
Do they even still have the oysters for that?
>>76589444
>transparent PNG turned into jpg
>alpha to black instead of alpha to white
who even DOES THAT?
>>76589440
From the looks of it we'll only start getting glimpses next year
Hell, we aren't even in the mid-season mark and who knows how many hiatuses will be next year as they make time for Season 3
>>76589483
Yeah but when you're hurt you poof
>>76589465
Wait who'd want a body guard over that?>>76589447
Read this https://mega.nz/#!dMRhWA4I!aFZeYDCA3rDUZSjBK0T9WXBCkV9ZVtlSNaTF6CfgptQ
>>76589457
>>76589391
>>76589411
>>76589395
>>76589418
JTBH, I was only pretending to be retarded with the anti-homosexual stuff, fam.
Hey /sug/, if the fusion of Garnet and Amethyst is already wild and crazy, what would come out from the fusion od Ruby and Amethyst??
>>76589502
The picture you posted hurts my eyes, I prefer black backgrounds.
>>76589470
oh i'm not saying you can't draw it, but you must face the banter if you do draw something stupid
>>76589488
True, except she didn't reck Jasper the second time. In fact, Jasper fucked her pretty bad.
>>76589518
Fire Opal
It would constantly be on fire.
>ctrl+f (you)
>1 of 33
>>76589496
>It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why are you making pies?
>>76589521
What the point of fan art if anything noncanon you draw is stupid?
Why does YD with her gem in her eye bother you so much?
>>76589519
Swtich to futaba or tomorrow if you can't stand bright colors, why are you even using the default themes if it hurts your eyes?
Reminder
>>76589540
Yeah, replying to yourself will do that
>>76589540
For (you)
>>76589545
Everything non-canon isn't stupid, but the eye gem is. It's kind of edgy.
Btw I'm not the same anon.
>>76589555
>Gross sausage limbs
>>76588930
>>76589456
Can you blame me?
http://tourbillon-tum.tumblr.com/post/78834492446/sketch-dump-ahsokas-lewd-slave-outfit
>>76589570
It's not edgy. It came about because we only ever saw one side of her face, making it a nice headcannon.
>>76589588
Idk man, it's pretty edgy.
>>76589571
>down with cis
Tumblr at it again, huh?
>>76589588
In the statues we saw of the diamonds there's no gem on her eye
>>76589487
When the fuck am I gonna get a Jasper episode? Will "Bubbled" and "the Kindergarten Kid" relate to Jasper or Amethyst more? aaa
>>76589584
Nope.
>>76589571
>down with cis
fuck off tang
>>76589614
It's one of those tumblr memes.
>>76589588
It is, in fact, kind of edgy.
>>76589609
fook off edge police
>>76589615
H E A D C A N N O N
yes we know, that's why it's fan art
>>76589623
If bubbled is about Jasper I'm going to cry.
don't bubble my waifu Sugar
>>76589614
>>76589629
Problem?
>>76589614
>>76589545
>if anything noncanon you draw is stupid?
that's not true
The point i'm trying to make is exactly that, that not every noncanon that is drawn is stupid. Hence you have to make it stupid, like the god damn eye socket gem
>>76589639
Not that edge is always bad, just pointing it out.
>>76589639
>yes we know, that's why it's retarded
Fixed
>>76589667
But Steven is cis.
>>76588796
you didn't notice Connie is wearing Steven's shirt?
>>76589671
>>76589672
>>76589673
>tfw getting baited into oblivion
There has to be a reason why you hate eye gem this much other than "stupid" or "edge"
Is it because you find it aesthetically bad? I mean you specifically singled the fuck out of this drawing.
>>76588709
Girls grow faster than boys, but Boys have a higher average height
>>76589154
can you put spinners on a robonoid?
>>76589690
So is Garnet. She was born this gay.
>>76589555
>SU will take over the OC autism craze that Sonic had exclusively had for more than a decade
>>76589665
Pearl is terrible. She should be punished for upsetting poor Peridot.
>>76589690
p o s t f u l l c o m i c
>>76589571
>>76589614
I feel like it's being done in jest.
tried to make the Peridot/Gutsman image a bit more shapely.
>>76589704
I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION, ANON! EXACTLY WHAT EPISODE WILL STEVEN BE EQUAL OR TALLER TO CONNIE!
>>76589701
Whoa whoa, calm down bro. It's almost like ur saying that we can't express our opinions on someone's art...
>>76589716
MLP didn't and MLP was far more popular than SU is. We'll be fine.
>>76589723
I don't have it.
>>76589716
>he hasn't witnessed the horse autism
I want to be smacked in the face by jaspers tentacle cock, her warm watery goo covering me.
Am I broken?
>>76589739
I want you to express why you hate it. I don't think you get how much hate eye gem gets around here. I want to know why.
>>76589737
S-sorry
>>76589739
Why would you want to do that
>>76589748
Opal, go lie down or something.
Purest of heart
>>76589701
Because it's stupid. It's rare to see stupid shit around here that is genuinely stupid because people really like discussing theories, so they single out the stupid ones and never EVER open that shit up anymore until someone else comes and just flops it around the place again
>>76589614
>>76589629
Why don't you liveblog about it?
>>76589715
No one is born gay, it is a choice... and Garnet is a rock.
>>76589555
No, YOU reminder
>>76589772
BUT WHY DO YOU FIND IT STUPID
>>76589753
>>76589741
>>76589778
A rock as born gay as she was born sexy.
>>76589790
did Matt pay for this?
>>76589778
What happened to born this way?
>>76589767
Okay, here.
>>76587047
I don't hate Peridot, but I also don't see the hype surrounding her. She's honestly not that great. If it were Lapis, I'd understand.
With that being said, I like Connie. She's one of my favorites.
>>76589774
i did
>>76589762
>I don't think you get how much hate eye gem gets around here.
What's wrong with eye Gems?
>>76589762
I didn't wake up today expecting to write an analysis on a piece of fan drawing that I don't like. I'm not a fan of the eye gem unless it is done in a way that better fits the design of the character, and I don't think it fits the design of the character. Sadly I don't have my own portrayal of how it would look better.
>>76589175
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>>76589798
>>76589813
Yes, he is that much of a sperg. He spends his YouTube shills on commissioning tumblr tier OC faggotry instead of doing something useful, like getting incase or shadgod to do futa stevonnie art.
>>76589857
Also, it is kind of edgy...
>>76589796
Because all the gems we've seen until now haw working eye sensors, some with less but all functioning
Even peetle that has its gem right in the oropharynx makes fucking sense, because they don't have to breath or eat, so it would be vestigial
Eyes? They fucking NEED THEM
Also it'd make very little sense considering all the gem placements until now have been somewhat following precise schemes, and none of those schemes have any "eye" points
>>76589857
Thank you for your opinion anon, I respect that.
Got some QTs for ya
>>76589893
>>76589894
What is this? What is going on?
>>76589893
>>76589893
woah this is a weird coincidence
>>76589893
>>76589894
>>76589893
>>76589894
>11:11:18
>11:11:18
HOYL FUCK
>>76589906
>>76589908
>>76589910
pffttt
>>76589894
>>76589893
are you two posting from the same room or something?
>>76589822
Goodness gracious.
>>76589908
>>76589894
meant to quote
>>76589932
>>76589930
>>76589928
>>76589910
>>76589908
>>76589906
Streams crossed again. Yesterday it happened with Pearl
>>76589893
>>76589894
Well shit, there goes the thread
>>76589893
>>76589894
MOOOOOOOOO-oh wait
>>76589908
>>76589932
it happens sometimes when two people post at the same moment
>>76589893
>>76589894
All points are mute now... it doesn't matter if we disagree, we need to accept what he says now!
>>76589893
>>76589894
HIROOOOOOO
>>76587371
That'd be... A thing... Or growing gems INSIDE of humans? I don't know...
>>76589968
>>76589981
>>76589954
>>76589952
>>76589944
>>76589932
>>76589930
>>76589928
>>76589910
>>76589908
>>76589906
I j-just wanted to post my waifu, I didn't want to break the time continuum
>>76589893
>>76589894
we've just experienced a glitch in the Matrix.
try to remain calm.
>>76589893
>>76589894
WHAT THE FUCK
>>76590005
you're posting garbage jpgs of it
it's not really your waifu. If she was, you would care
>>76590005
Oh Fuck Anon!!! We Are All Screwed Now!!!
>>76589771
fuck that flower
>>76587750
It'sa picture I fucked up that I ended up liking for style.
>>76587762
I use one I made that has her turning around with her wings.
>>76590020
Do I look like I know what a jpg is?
>>76589771
>That fucking flower
>>76589968
>King Crimson and Epitaph.jpg
I bought more rocks
>>76589893
>>76589894
This happened to me last night, that was so weird.
>>76590063
Where do I buy rocks from? I want a Jasper
>>76589861
Oh god that Jasper.
Feed me chicken and veg till I die.
>>76588518
annnnnndddd saaavvveeeddd
>My neighbor Steven
Make it happen Sucrose
>>76589639
We need a fucking SU visual novel
>>76590063
The autism... but I'm right there with u. I mean, who wouldn't see the appeal in gem stones?
>>76590063
So someone else besides Graphite collects rocks.
>>76590063
>tfw this show is boosting gem commerce
>>76590053
You should
>>76590063
A fine collection
Chicks dig giant robots.
>>76590082
Would you hire this guy to make you one?
http://peweyparadise.tumblr.com/
>>76590096
Fuck De Beers. They and the industry they control is a scourge on humanity.
Fucking Dutch.
>>76590063
Only gems I have are a rose quartz, amythest, and Ethiopian Opal. Oddly enough, I owned these before I started watching steven universe.
>>76590063
Pretty nice but why are you hiding anime under your desk?
>>76590115
Jesus, what's wrong with her boobs?
>>76590148
If I was getting a hug like that, I'd have a "long long happy".
>>76590155
A bold move, Anon.
>>76590148
anime
>>76590164
That's inappropriate
if matt was lying, he will get so much hate for this ahah
If Matt was telling the truth, well
That's easily one of the worst things ever holy shit
>>76590072
Try jtv.com
I don't kno much about where to buy gems so u may want to do some research on the subject.
>>76590188
what are you talking about
>>76590082I considered making something like that since the Duke is trying to make an SU VN and the program is very simple but I have to practice drawing the characters first and learn to draw them well.
>>76590155
RIP
>>76590079
I dont understand
>>76590188
>2014 episodes: 28
>2015 episodes: 38
They're already behind schedule, it's not their choice. Having 3 Steven Bombs in the course of a few months tends to do that.
>>76588682
wat
>>76590155
May the Emperor protect you
>Sardonyx never really destroyed the tower, she just kept dismantling it, allowing Pearl to rebuild it.
Sardonyx was just like Sugilite, she wanted to stay fused, she was just a lot more subtle about it.
>>76590155
>>>/aco/
I'm not saluting this time, you silly person.
>>76590207
Basic food that's good for post workouts.
>>76588682
ironically, johnny test is the only accurately drawn character in that pic
>>76590237
>implying shota's allowed there
>>76590199
Where have you been the last week anon
Matt tweeted about hiatus til next year
>>76590155
this was perhaps, in some manner or form, something akin to a mistake
>>76590271
The picture or the posting it?
>>76588682
Does Gumball always look like that or does he have a boner?
>>76590291
A little of both baby
Guys, I just woke up from the most fucking insane dream.
In it, Steven was the ruler of the universe, but stayed in Beach City to be with the gems. Like, all of them, including but not limited to Jasper, Lapis, Centipeedle, and Yellow Diamond. Even fusions were there, despite the gems being seperated right beside them. And he was in a relationship with all of them and even had kids that looked like a mix of each, except for Steboni, she looked like that one guys art of her. I was just watching shit happen as a disembodied head that no one could see, and saw Steven being lovey with everyone and every thing, including a little intimacy if you get me. All the children were friendly with another, and even gave support to Steboni who had no gem powers, it was the cutest shit. There were constant fights on who loved Steven more, but it always ended with Steven loving all of them more than what was logically allowed. After a bit, Jasper made a joke on how the little one's will be ready for the Murdercock pretty soon and everyone gave her shitty looks except for Steven who just laughed, thinking she was joking. She laughed awkwardly too and shooed Stasper away, who was wearing a gothic lolita outfit. It kept going with the nice feel good vibes and lovey lewd stuff, until the cluster started to emerge and break up the planet. Steven built a ship with Pearl and Peri to get the kids to Homeworld before the world exploded, but tricked the adult gems into getting on as well and made them go without him. Like some fucking godly war hero, he summoned up Rose like a fucking stand the size of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and went head to head with the cluster who mysteriously became bigger than the planet. But instead of killing the goddamn thing, he gave it a massive hug and kissed it, right on it's massive fucked up gem. It blushed all animu style and fixed the Earth so they could all go back and live on it, with the new addition of the Cluster to the harem.
Should I skip Onion Friend and Sadie's Song? Those sound like the biggest fillers
>a sliced lemon counts as an orange
way to go captcha
>>76590326
Dreams are boring to listen to. tldr
>>76590155
>not going full lewd
Coward.
>>76590326
>steboni
fuck off
>>76590326
>mfw being expected to read that massive word graveyard
>>76590326
Your dream sounds like cancer.
>>76590326
Nigga you fuckin wot
>>76588338
She has the best development so far, Garnet is turning flat and amethyst needs more than angst over origins
I miss Lars.
>>76590337
Onion Friend is important so no. Never ever ever watch Sadie's Song you don't need to experience it.
>>76590326
>not ending in Steven going super Gem
Who on earth would name a business "Wiener in Hand"?
>>76590337
>skipping episodes
just watch them once you faggot
>>76590326
anon please, shoot yourself as quick as possible
>>76590361
Keystone Motel made me lost respect for her. She was a begging slut to Garnet.
>notice me senpai trope
Horse shit
>>76590326
You think I'm going to read all that disjointed, word vomit?
>>76590100
Why the fuck do you care so much. Nobody likes you, thumbnailfag.
>>76590377
If i had a sex shop i would give it that name
>>76590337
>Should I skip Onion Friend
Don't you fucking dare.
>Sadie's Song
I liked it, but some people here didn't so skip it maybe? But I think it'll be slightly relevant in the future, at least thematically,since there have been a couple episodes about developing the character's relationships with their mothers. It probably will be relevant with Steven and Rose in the future. Who knows.
>>76590326
Were you excited to post this or something? Did you really sit here and type all these words because you really wanted to share this?
>>76590364
Rewatch Kidnap Adventure
>>76590337
>skipping episodes
Kill yourself
>>76590411
It's a hot dog stand though.
>>76590406
His name is Indexer and he's a big fat Italian who used to be the goalkeeper in a football team when he was younger because he was so fat the ball couldn't get past him.
>>76590326
There's actually a lot more to it, but there's no way I'll be conscious that long.
I should probably add that I tried cocaine for the first time a few nights ago in an attempt to finish up some last minute work. I don't remember anything and it's 2 days later, so I've already failed the classes. Might go for a jog or something, contemplate the meaning of this.
I WANT GARNET TO CRUSH MY SKULL INTO A THICK SOUP WITH HER MASSIVE MEAT STICKS
>>76590430
How do you know it's not both?
>>76590326
Was Steven at least an adult
>>76590440
>>76590326
Yeah now this is starting to make sense
>>76590442
Her hands?
>>76589588
Wouldn't it be interesting if her gem was where theyellow diamondis?
>>76590452
Yes, he was an adult, and had actually managed to figure out how to manipulate the biology of humans, bringing in an age of love and prosperity to all, it was very nice.
>>76590473thats reserved for sardonyx
>>76590440
Did you gain some resistance to adderall or something? Why would you use cocaine for that you fag.
>>76590429
>implying Garnet's Universe was important
>implying Beach Party was important
>implying Onion Trade was important
>implying Island Adventure was important
>implying Sadie's Song was important
Amethyst shapeshifts into Garnet's form and Ruby and Sapphiredoubleteamher.
Pearl watches.
>>76590489
>"I only care about my waifus the Homeworld Gems and nothing else! Skip to Act 5!"
>>76590489
Out of all of those
Sadies song still feels the weakest
>>76590489
>implying Sadie's Song was important
no it wasn't, only a waste of episodes and time
really fuck that episode
>>76590440
Does cocaine really do that to you? My friends who have tried it never said something even remotely similar to this.
>>76590326
Anon, that sounds really cool and all, especially with the whole gem harem stuff, but you need to work on your spacing.
>>76590489
>i'm a lorefaggot
>>76590492
>cuck Pearl
sounds about right
>Lapis flying to home world
>oh shit water freezes in space
>crashes onto home world in an ice block
>gets thawed out by home world rubies
>"Greetings antiquity, welcome to the future!"
Why... why is everything..... chrome?
>>76590489
The episodes are 11 minutes long you fucking triple nigger, watch them or get the fuck out. I'm surprised you had the patience to post this shit at all.
>>76590489
>skipping
>>76590521
I can't help it if I make a scene.
>>76590515
>>76590521
Holy shit
Is sadies song really that bad. .?
quick anon! post casual gems!
>>76590487
>>76590522
There's a good chance that I was also influenced by alcohol and some sort of hallucinogenic at the time, I was in a very bad place at the time, but actually feel very nice right now.
>>76590555
no
>>76590489
>implying Say Uncle was important
>>76590489
That guide to "how to watch Steven Universe" in OP's mega is the most autistic thing I've seen in years. Your post reminded me of that.
>>76590554
yes, please don't watch it if you like SU
>>76590532
This is no mere silly gag a day cartoon you fuckchump. You laugh at lore as though it weren't a major tenant of this gem of a show. I freely admit, sir, to being here for the lore. What are you here for? Crying breakfast friends jokes?
>>76590538
>tripple nigger
Why did this make me laugh so hard. I always thought it couldnt get funnier than double nigger but triple nigger is the best thing I ever heard
>>76590538
>>76590539
Oh I watched them, I'm just saying there's nothing important to the plot or really stellar about the episodes and they can be safely skipped.
>>76590535
I need to see Lapis flying through space and suddenly coming upon Kars, frozen in space.
>>76590521
I thought Drag Steven was funny. Sorry I forgot to get triggered by the Tumblr boogeyman.
Do you agree?
>>76590554
Steven crossdressing was a joke that idiots here took the wrong way
>>76590576
>I freely admit, sir, to being a huge faggot
ftfy
>>76590554
Just watch it yourself. It's not.
>>76590587
NO we can't LAUGH at that we must put it in a box and HATE it. Black and white. You're either with me or with the boogyman.
>>76590554
It follows Nightmare Hospital, which was a mom episode, but had Gem Mutants
It is good by itself, but not when compared to the before it
>>76590573
Sadie's Song wasn't that fucking bad. You guys are exaggerating.
>>76590593
yeah that sounds fun
>>76590489
>implying Island Adventure was important
>implying Beach Party was important
Gem Monsters
>>76590440
The moral of this is, don't to coke
>>76590587
>Tumblr boogeyman
no dude it's not a Tumblr boogeyman matter, the episode was shit.
>>76590576
>sir
>>>/r/StevenUniverse
>>76590326
I made the mistake of not saving that one /ss/fags dream, I won't be making the same mistake twice.
>>76590593
Oh no...
I'm totally regretting not being able to see this material on twitter.
>>76590593
BUT WHAT IF YOU LAND ON THE STEMS?
Damn that shit would hurt like a fucker
>>76590607
And so the facade falls and you reveal yourself to be a fool desperate for affirmation rather than sincere conversation. Live with the understanding that people will disagree with you and you will grow as a human being. Goodbye and good luck
>>76590554
There's the crossdressing thing but that's not why I don't like it. It's a boring and lazy episode that offers nothing interesting except maybe a nice song that you can listen to on soundcloud. Watch if you want but don't expect anything fun.
>>76590576
if you want lore go readHomestuckyou fag, the characters have become shit so that there's nothing but lore.
Come back and tell me if you enjoy it.
>>76590558
Is this an ad to do drugs, or not do them?
>>76590594
>Steven crossdressing was a joke that idiots here took the wrong way
Oh, that explains it. I wasn't here when the episode aired so I only was able to read the resisdual opinion to why it was the worst episode ever.
I swear to god, /co/ automatically hates everything that smells even remotely feminist.
>>76590554
saddies song is an example of how a good show can make a bad episode
>we need filler
>sadie is picked
>give her a problem thats extremely obvious to the audience
>give a solution for this characters 15 minutes of fame
>>76590647
fuck bro, you talk like a ruseman
>>76590611
>Sadie's Song wasn't that fucking bad
if you think this....
>>76590489
>skipping episodes
Just because it's not lore doesn't mean there isn't important world building and characterization in there which furthers the themes of the story and ultimately the story which Sugar wants to tell.
>>76590611
But it's not as exciting
It's just there in the weird 2 episode thing about moms
Peridot runs away and starts chilling with gangsters episode when?
>>76590654
What? Your logic is ridiculous.
Homestuck completely dropped the lore and turned everything into character "development". The fact that the characters became shit doesn't automatically mean that the focus on character interaction has disappeared and that all that remains is lore, because that's wrong.
Acts1-4 had a shitload of lore. Now all that is treated as a background unimportant joke, even if that means contradicting the lore that was established.
>>76590693
please don't be that lazy writers
>>76590570
>implying it wasn't
It's when Steven learned to summon his shield ding dong
>>76590681
>exciting
>this show
Yup, a bunch of colorful monsters are extra terrifying, this show is pureedge-of-your-seat action!
>>76590679
A huge bunch of the lorefags must be autistic. They only care about information and exposition dumps and they don't give a shit about anything else because they're unable to feel or understand anything else.
It's sad that they're so self-entitled about it.
>>76590706
>implying that's important information
who the fuck cares?
I don't skip anyways because I watch for the cute family aspect.
>>76590747
So what counts as important information to you?
>>76590635
Are you going to blog about it? Then whine about how bad of a person you are? Got to get those internet high-fives, right?
>>76590706
My theory is that this episode IS canon, and that Rose is both alive and can communicate to Steven through dreams. This episode is a dream, and Rose used Uncle Grandpa (possibly a cartoon Steven enjoys) to help him summon his shield. I think she does something similar in the form of DogCopter in "Lion 3", where DogCopter gives Steven some very parental-sounding advice in a dream (the episode was also VERY much about Rose).
I mean, why wouldn't they do this? There was never another episode where Steven actually learns how to summon his shield, and in "Cry for Help" when it's clear he knows how to summon it, he says "GOOD MORNING!" like UG to Peridot. UG appears as Rose at the start of Say Uncle, the whole episode makes a bunch of references to previous episodes ("It's like a mixed up movie"), and the episode is storyboarded by Joe Johnston and Jeff Liu, who are involved in many of the episodes based on the arc involving Rose. It was apparently even Rebecca Sugar's own idea!
>>76590712
There's also Connie's mom finding out Connie's secret, so it has more ties to several previous episodes
Would sadies song have been better if it ended with both Sadie and Steven singing?
>>76590082
I think I'll make a short Peridot VN (10-15min) to fuck with the Zuke.
What would you even want to see in a real SU VN?
>>76590817
Good music, good writing, Good and bad endings.
>>76590634
You mean this one?
>"Aww, Pearl fell asleep again! She looks so cute when she sleeps."
>hologram activates
>"Whoa! I didn't know it did that!"
>shows Pearl in a large t-shirt with nothing else on, making breakfast
>"O-oh, uh....okay, maybe I shoul-"
>"Hey babe, making a bit of together breakfast?"
>cut to bara Steven with only boxers on, hugging dream Pearl from behind
>dream Pearl giggles while dream Steven nuzzles her neck
>legit Steven in a state of shock, considers waking Pearl, but decides against it
>the couple whisper sweet-nothings into each other's ears, Steven turns to the table and slides the dishes off it
>the plates shatter and Steven slams Pearl chest-first onto the counter
>Steven lifts her shirt up just above her waist, revealing her bare ass
>He opens the flap of his boxers, revealing his massive dong
>Before it even gets air he shoves it into Pearl's peerless pussy
>dream Steven grabs dream Pearl's arms as he pulls himself in deeper, her moans of ecstasy loud enough for the
next town over to hear
>legit Steven is now in a comatose state, his mouth wide open, as if Steven had become the physical representation
of Shock
>dream Pearl's moans get louder and louder as dream Steven approaches his breaking point
>in one, final thrust, Steven pulls her so far in and close to him that she's nearly standing, all while Pearl
screams in pleasure
>Steven lowers her back to the table and pulls out of her, his cum dripping out of her onto the floor, and Pearl
left a drooling mess
>the image fades into nothingness as Pearl awakens
>"Mmph..... Hm? Steven? O-oh, hehe, what a coincidence, I uh, I just had a dream about you."
>Steven does nothing but stare at the now empty space where that the hologram previously occupied
>"S-steven? What's wrong?"
>Steven slowly gets up and calmly walks past his bed and down the steps before going into a full-on sprint,
screaming Garnet's name
>>76590789
Interesting theory, I kinda like it
Rewatching fusion cuisine and
Holy shit thank God helen jo isnt working on SU anymore, all the gems are unlikable as fuck in this episode
>>76590788
Did I shit in your cornflakes or something?
i still dont understand why Steven had to crossdress
no one knew the "mystery guest" was a woman
>>76590816
it would have been better if sadie had shown problems with her mom in any other episodes
or any interaction that wasn't that shit bag larz.
she's boring, the problem was forced and filled gem time
if any gem episode happened first, it might not have been as negatively received but it wasn't
>>76590728
>some people watch the show for different reasons than me
>fucking autists
>>76590817
/ss/ with random beach boys
>>76587755
But how do you kill...that which has no life?
>>76590778
information about
>homeworld, fusion, new/old gems (status, abilities, poofing, memories etc), the cluster
you know, ACTUAL important stuff you'd be confused about if you didn't watch previous episodes (e.g. mirror/ocean gem or Catch and Release). Knowing that Steven can pop a shield literally means nothing when you look at the big picture.
You can simply assume, oh Steven finally learned how to make a shield cool. It's not like you just learned that Steven's weapon is a shield.
There's NO loss from not watching Say Uncle
>>76590851
Jeez, are you going to whine about this, too?
Don't worry, mate, we don't have to be good, just not bad.Please, reblog.
>>76590188
>Aoki Lapis Lazuli
I'm gonna kick your ass.
>>76587873
> That native american in the right foreign horde
>>76590853
Are you telling me that you wouldn't dress as a pop star to sell that incredibly cheesey pop song? Steven knew that you had to dress the part. His performance wouldn't have been HALF as authentic otherwise!.
>>76587941
A hole is a hole
>>76590853
Were you meaning to reply to someone?
>>76590853
Because the performance would have been boring otherwise. Have you never dressed up ridiculously to be funny?
>>76590854
So who boarded the ep? Should we hate s/he like we did with Hell Jo?
>>76590869
Kill yourself lorefag
>>76589664
Bubbling is the first step towards redemption, anon.
>>76590853
He didn't have to, he wanted to.
kill pearl
>>76590981
I'm not even a fucking lorefag, I don't skip episodes. It bothers me what you guys define as crucial information when you can just pick up the EXACT information from a subsequent episode.
>>76590980
you can't make gems 100% of the time
don't blame them unless it becomes consistent
>>76590980
Wasn't it Lamar, the Asians former partner? He was the problem all along, forgive us Helen
>>76590377
"Wiener in Mouth" wouldn't get passed by the Mayor's office.
>>76590980
It was Raven and Paul.
>>76590980
>>76591008
>>76591006
How much control do the boarders have over the episode? They don't actually get to write it and decide what the episodes about, right?
>>76590326
go to your doctor, you may have had a small stroke.
Lapis Lazuli has the best name
>>76591042
She has a stupid name and she's an idiot.
>>76591042
It's a solid two words, I'll give her that.
>>76590581
if your post ends with "999", that's also known as a triple nigger.
the more you know
>>76590326
Did you wake up and think "the anons on 4Chan are going to be interested to hear about my Steven Universe dream"?
Do you not know where you are?
>>76590924
Columbia is basically an amalgamation of all of America's worst elements, hypocrisy included
>>76591035
They are allowed to modify some things but the ep is mostly written out for them, yeah.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/280268456/Lion-3-Straight-to-Video-Outline
>>76591042
She has the name of twin androids.
I want Lapis to drown me
>>76591076
>tfw Rebecca sabotaged Lamar and The Asian
>>76591096
Go drown yourself right now and visit her realm
>>76591096
No you don't. I know you think you do but you don't.
>>76591111
Quads tell the truth
>>76590326
>>76591096
/sug/, /sug never changes.
>>76591111
Quads. Now you gotta do it anon.
>>76590706
>implying that Say Uncle was canon
You goofed
>>76591104
Well no. The show is actually written by these fags.
>>76591111
>>76591135
>>76591122
Ok that has to be sign
gonna do it guys, see you in Lapisland
>>76591164
Don't reply back unless you're with Poseidon
>>76591151
I mean the two guys, the short one is the voice of Amethyst
>>76591164
Wait no
>>76591164
send my regards to cold tea guy
>>76589874
>Yes
Please tell me you're joking
>>76591170
Well they did base Amy's ugliness on her
>>76590834
>not posting the original, emotional version
Still good, but come on.
>>76591208
>Baiting this hard
>>76591207
no, that's daterape (you can tell by his shit taste), disregard everything he says
he's a huge faggot
>>76591205
Man I wonder what the fuck happened to that guy
>>76587445
POMF =3
>>76591237
faggots?
i love balls!
<3
>>76591284
oh gosh anon what a coincidence
so do I!
:3c
>>76591267
Don't you start, you pomfing fuck.
>>76590109
Nice
>>76591394
New thread
>>76590489
What happened to watch a cartoon and just enjoying it? you know, lets see what scenario the characters will be in this week, or lets see how they interact, I mean is not a fucking book, where to lore and the story are the only drive to go through it, am I making any sense?
>>76590851
You're a namefag and you exist, so yes.
>>76590593
She says what we're all thinking!
>>76590554
if it aired earlier in the first season, before the pock thickened, it would have been better received
>>76589796
>>76589893
The real reason is that the gem location is based off of chakras, and the eye is not a chakra spot. of course it's possible they could stray from that.
Precedent is not a good indicator since we might not have seen everything possible.
"Peridot, here on Earth we try our hardest to live on the principle that people's value or role isn't dictated by how they are born, how they look, or what race thy are. We try to judge people solely based on their actions."
But of course, there has to be a conflict so the characters just fail to properly communicate their culture to Peridot and then get upset when Peridot doesn't understand.