/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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nth for Amethyst's ass.

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http://flockmod.com/gemsroom

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well something pissed off Pearl.

what could it be?

>>76559881
Amethyst is underrated

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nth for happy

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>>76559824
Cause fuck you.

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>>76559890
Who cares? Everyone knows pearls are incapable of rational thought.

Nth for Amethyst will be worst gem again soon

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>>76559890
greg actually managed to fuse with rose, and their fusion is far hotter than rainbow quartz

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>>76559924
tfw hiatus

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From all the interesting future fusions we might yet see, Jasper - Pearl is actually the one interesting me the most and I can't help it

>>76559890
Who cares, she's just a Pearl tbh fam

>>76559950
I just want to see a new modern-day Rainbow Quartz. I think it would be incredibly interesting to see how different the fusion looks and acts like with Steven instead of Rose

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>>76559853
>Halloween costume edition
I am so grateful that holidays don't exist in this SU universe.

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>We will never see all the possible gem fusions
Why live

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>>76559894
I can hear Estelle's little "Hup"'s in my head.

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>Amethyst gets butthurt about being a parasite on Earth
>again

>>76560011
No, she butthurt for being called a defective parasite.

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>>76559900
MY NIGGA
I have been wanting a Ruby and Sapphire fight for a while.
>She can't hit Sapphire thanks to future vision
>Ruby overpowers her in every regard
>Peridot then realizes that Ruby and Sapphire are way higher ranking gems then Amy and announces it outloud
>amy btfo
Good that would make me gitty, real gitty

>>76560011
Technically every living thing is a parasite to earth since we nothing more than animated earth matter that takes in earth matter.

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>>76560011
If your entire existence was a war machine parasite whose purpose in existing would have also destroyed the only thing you recognize as a home would that bother you?

I'd be a little angsty.

>>76559884
fuckin memers

>>76560011
>>76560046
>PARASITE! THEY TOO SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF UNICRON!

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>>76560044
I was gonna save this for when someone started talking about Ruby and Sapphire
but can someone PLEASE fix their shit.
They are absolutely horrible when unfused and i can see 100 situations where they'd need to be unfused.

>>76560038
>Being called a defective parasite
Needs thicker skin.
Peridot was just having a little banter.

>>76560064
Amy is a weird gem she likes earth things when gems should have an instinctive yearning for the environments they naturally developled in, I think the gem planet would have no plant life so a wasteland is the equivalent of paradise to a gem.

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>>76560046
>>76560011
>>76560038
GET OFF MY BACK, YOU FUCKING PARASITES.

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>>76560046
When we're done with it for our short lifespans, we put the vast majority of it back into the dirt. Gems would take everything from the planet and bail on it.

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>>76560079

You'd think the government would be interested in all this shapeshifting alien stuff. I know government agencies that handle alien stuff is a trope but either SU takes place in a third world country or there is no government beyond the mayor.

>I'm still going to kick your [CENSORED]

>>76559976
Seeing steven fuse with any gem might be interesting but also somewhat kinky, considering what their relationship is and how the CG:s are like his moms. I'm not sure if the gems would be comfortable with that.

What, in anyone's opinion, would be the most disastrous fusion?
I'm proposing Amethyst and Jasper because they'd form a reckless, aggressive hellbeast who'd destroy shit gleefully as a prank and a show of power, just because they can.

>>76559907
When did you become a bitter asshole scot

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>>76560127
The Gems tried to fuse with Steven in Alone Together, so they seem to be perfectly okay with doing it.

As for the most disastrous fusion, we already have that one.

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>>76560116

>>76559853
It's all but guaranteed Steven will ask Peridot about her Weapon at some point:

Do you think she does have one but never learned to summon it because building Limb Enhancers was easier, or do physically weak Gems just not get Weapons?

What could it even be? Maybe some sort of Arm Cannon? She's always kind of reminded me of Megaman, (especially the Captain N version now that I think about it.)

>>76560122
>he keeps getting reelected because no one can stop him

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>>76560122
It could be that they just don't want to focus on human interaction beyond the residents of Beach City. If they've got freight trains running across the country, it can't be that fucked.

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>>76560065
No memes here sir.

>>76560122
Yeah weird stuff has been around Earth for thousands of years, it doesn't make sense that America has no one to deal with those matters when they arise on their soil.

>>76560150
when zuke blocked him on twitter

>>76560156
No just nepotism, remember his ancestor founded the settlement.

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I cant take a half year hiatus. I'll drink myself to death. Please tell me its a all just a bad dream /sug/

>>76560122
>either SU takes place in a third world country
it does

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>>76560183
>He got juked by the Zuke

Look upon his visage and laugh.

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>>76560127
Just because the gems have lewd dances doesn't mean they'll pull some adorable and cutesy shit for when they fuse with Steven. They'll probably take precautions too, since fusing with Rose/Steven is likely the single largest power boost any fusion could ask for.

So we're getting peridot learning to be less shitty to the gems, when do we get them learning to be less shitty to her, not a single one has thought to loom at this as a culture clash and are all basically thinking she's "just a filthy home worlder"

When do they stop and think what shit looks like from her perspective?

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>>76560151
I thought they just tried to teach him to dance?

Also
>pic related
Ouch, how did Lapis x Jasper (Jaspis?) -fags take that?

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>>76560150
Since I found out the leak was an After school Special.

>>76560099
just bringing this up again from >>76558472 the Lunar Sea Spire was considered an Oasis for Gems on Earth
and I guess the moon kind of fits your description of gem paradise

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>>76560156
>>76560168
Steven my boy, gasoline is the true blood of America! And those future eligible voters who hold Coast City are going to give up one or the other when they see our road warriors on the horizon!

>>76560155
I'm guessing that all gems have the ability to make weapons, derived from their light construction abilities, peridot's are techs though and probably never trained in this ability

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>>76559881

Do you guys think that HW has always been a racially based, heavily capitalist society? Or did it radicalise after the war? The fact that Pearls still used to be slaves, that different gems permafusing seems to have always been looked down upon, and hell, that even now the CGs still just refer to each other by simply their race and class suggests so. But it also seems like some of HW's views seem new to the CGs, indicating otherwise.

>>76560226
I think Jaspisfags are already aware their ship is unhealthy as fuck. It's a part of why it's good.

>>76560223
>>76560183
That was just her response to me saying the episode was shit and me inadvertently telling her the episode leaked.

>>76560226
>I thought they just tried to teach him to dance?
Maybe, but it was clear they did attempt to perform a fusion dance with him, with the intent to fuse, or at the very least teach him how to fuse.

>>76560266
someone edit a dick in his left hand and a lewd expression on her face

>>76559894

looks like she burped.

>>76560183
What? What hapenned?

http://a.uguu.se/mbqsgs.webm

JUSTICE

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>>76560275
>he really got blocked

>>76560226
Why would people ship them in anything but a rapey way? Jasper has never shown an ounce of care towards watergirl only using her right at the end as a powerup and Lapis did a pointless "sacrifice" that locked jasper in an endless hell because MUST PROTECT STEVEN, THE ONLY PERSON I CARE ABOUT!!!

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>>76559853
People are actually cosplaying as Jamie like this at NYCC.
Found one with the Amy mop and thats just want i wanted to see.

also this just in, everyone is fucking cosplaying as Steven, its the new fucking deadpool.

>>76559924
>Soon
If by soon you mean next year then yeah

Anyone else noticed Zuke's avatar is on peridot's recorder???

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Well?

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>>76560268
>Capitalist

What use does an immortal society have in buying useless shit? Their sole currency is probably just top dogs trading pearls around.

Otherwise, it was probably always entirely social/gem class based. We don't quite know the hierarchy yet but we've got an idea of how it went down.

>>76560313
People like to inject characters with their own headcanons. They see Lapis as a smug-ass motherfucker most of the time, for instance.

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>>76560275
Wow you're really this mad over getting blocked? What an even bigger fag.

So I just found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=55&v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0

>>76560313
Shippers are completely insane, they are the kind of people that think a girl smiling at you for more than 5 seconds means she is your soulmate. Shipping is iilogical in gem society since they have no reproduction.

>>76560337
Gem society is clearly collectivist

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>>76559853
daily reminder

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>>76560348
Pretty meh ad but it's better then what they constantly use here.

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>>76560314
>Shirt
>Jeans
>Flip Flops

Steven cosplay acquired for like $25
No shit having an easy to cosplay MC is going to cause hundreds of them.

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>>76560325
kind of cheeky

>>76560351
That's a little much to say about people who like to imagine fictional characters in situations they like, don't you think?

I agree about Jaspis though.

>>76560345
Wait, what? Can anyone link me to what happened?

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>>76560275
>The Duke blocked a filthy tripfag
Top kek

>>76560353
Gems probably deal with multiple intelligent alien races. Gems would probably need a pop culture aspect of their society to distract the masses.

Also why the fuck do fucks do gems speak in English.

>>76560225
Never, the gems won't be called on it because they are the heroes

>>76560314
>People are actually cosplaying as Jamie like this at NYCC
aw shit

>>76560314
>Young kid who's the poster child for early onset diabetes becoming most cosplayed character in America
What else did you expect.
>>76560345
I didn't say I don't regret it but I won't apologies for speaking my mind.

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Do you think they had a threesome?___

>>76560387
Only rational ship is Steven x Connie and we all know once Universe hits puberty he will be chasing more attractive girls than her so....

>>76560395
I'm certain humans speak gem, we alt history

>>76560395
>why the fuck do fucks do gems speak in English

English is the universal language. it's spoken in every country on earth, so why not the stars?

>>76560407
Of course they are, it requires zero effort

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>>76560395
Because whatever language they speak is the language they established on earth, which humans picked up thousands of years ago.

Alternatively, why does anyone ever that shouldn't speak English speak English?

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>>76560407

does that mean the Jamie cosplayers are going to lust and fawn over the Garnet cosplayers?

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>>76560333
Ran-

>>76560275
why would you say the episode is shit? you're fucking stupid and deserved to get blocked

>>76560395
>gems speak in English
The lack of explanation bothered me too. The CGs I can understand, but why wouldn't the Homeworld gems speak their own language to each other instead of using English?

>>76560422
It would make more sense for them to communicate using light rays instead of sound though.

>>76560415
If they did Alex was the girl

>>76560226
Why would they teach him to fuse if they never intended for him to fuse? They assumed that Humans couldn't fuse with Gems because Greg x Rose.

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>>76558818
i did something a bit different but i also made it an exploitable

What is /sug/'s favorite fusion?

>>76560455
They do genius, early humans learned the language from the gems

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so, when is someone going to cosplay Ashton?

>>76560469
Rainbow Quartz

>>76560469
Sardonyx
>>76560448
>Why would you say the episode is shit?
Cause it was.

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>>76560469
Obviously the best one.

>>76560469
In character terms? Sardonix, in terms of design Malachite, villains always get the collect designs

>>76560477
I don't wanna believe it

>>76560455
well, they had a kindergarten on earth so they probably have our languages on file and
peridot talked to steven so she knew which earth language to speak
also its a cartoon

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>>76560483
That OC looks like Jamie

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>>76560469
Obvious

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>>76560266

>>76560351
>>76560418
>rational
I will never understand people who genuinely seem to think that shippers equate their ships with real-life relationships in any way. All the arguments about "hurr in real life people aren't romantically interested if they look at each other for 2 minutes, shipping them is dumb" are retarded in the same way the arguments about "you can't like x character, they are a horrible person who do bad things and if you knew them irl they'd be a harmful or dangerous acquaintance".

It's fiction ffs. It has nothing to do with real-life plausibility.

>>76560492
just because you have autism doesn't mean you have to be rude

So is the season going to end with the homeworld gems and crystal gems working together to stop/destroy the cluster? Possible Jasper/Garnet fusion?

>>76560483
i plan to do it, all i need is the shirt

>>76560455
The same reason they're all human-shaped.

I think the reason is that they came to Earth and figured the Human shape and English language were most optimal compared to all other forms/languages they've had before.

>>76560523
Pretty sure its based on him, minus the any character or thought processes besides fucking pearl.

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Is it wrong that I'm starting to find peridot as a character legitimatly more sympathetic than the crystal gems? I'm not saying she can't be a shit, She can but given her position...

>>76560539
Well what can you do when you've got 140 characters?

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>>76560011
Gemlet, the gem equivalent of a manlet.

Worst gem

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>>76560523
Not that Anon but fuck you for that gif.

>have a crying Lapis for no actual fucking reason

>>76560415
Who's the guy in the middle?

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>>76560348

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>>76560542
>Possible Jasper/Garnet fusion?
hahahaha
good one

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>>76559890

Amethyst slept in her room.

And threw her sword collection into disarray.

And went in the waterfall.

>>76560093
>They are absolutely horrible when unfused

Imagine how bad they used to be before they found true love.

>>76560589
going by his looks...... a faggot

>>76560583
well its october soooo

>>76560577
The writers are doing a pretty good job of portraying her as just a confused alien.

>>76560535
Opinions on ship:
Lapidot:Gross Lapis is too good for that sperg
Jaspidot:Cute a shy nerd being dominated by a bull
Jaspis:Cute maiden being with the big strong guy cute
Amearl:Opposite attract
Stevidot:Ewww
Amydot:Shitty version of Jaspidot
Stevonnie:The jolly dude andn the shy girl is a relatable ship
Sadars:Fat nice girl with complete jerk um no like yuck
Rosegreg:Jolly couple yes
Rosepearl:Petite woman being dominated by the large motherly woman yes

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>>76560577
could you even consider her somewhat relatable?
Having to work with idiots, but only because you don`t have many options. And, like anyone, you kinda want to be recognized for your accomplishments and try to make connections, so you don`t feel completely alone.

too bad she`ll betray them all when she sees an opportunity to leave Dearth.

>>76560093
Garnet is weakest link

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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

>>76560589
Adam Muto, current showrunner of AT and former storyboard buddy of Sucrose.

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>>76560483
Again requesting an edit of this with someone punching Ashton in the face.

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>>76560415

>yfw Alex entered Fructose's sweaty, hairy, nasty butthole

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Anyone else think Homeworld is going to turn out to be the most boring place ever?

The CGs are almost Zentradi-like in not getting the whole culture thing, Peridot doesn't know what "funny" is, acts of intimacy are seen as weapons, and there's a rigid caste system in place where a name is more like a job description.

Does Yellow Diamond just hate fun or something? Goddamn.

>>76560653
Nah.

>>76560623
I know and the CG keep assuming she's just a bitch when she has no context for things like freedom from gem class or fusion as more than a weapon or the nature of steven's existance

>>76560599
>Fuses with Garnet
>No longer single
>Hence, no longer mad
>Jasper redeemed

>>76559890
She just googled herself without SafeSearch

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I'll start with that request from yesterday

>>76560670
Peris are technicians they are suppose to be autist because giving them too much emotional thought gets in the way of their work.

Jasper implies that warrior caste gems beat the shit out of alien lifeforms for sport so they do have fun and its similar to earth.

>>76560644
Dearth? Are we wonderful 101 now?

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>>76560670
My theory is that it' hasn't always been this way, and the Diamond Authority is like a dictatorship.

"Homeworld's not what it used to be" -Lapis

>>76560578
You can shut your whore mouth for one

>>76560477
Are you an idiot. Even in the SU universe they have old Shakespearean English and foreign accents meaning the have evolved and changed much like in our world and foreign languages exist. But somehow it's the contemporary English that they speak in the homeworld? Like, if the homeworld gems would speak some barely understandable variant of English, it would be plausible, but after thousands of years apart, oh look they speak the exact same language?

It's either a plot hole or gem magic insta-translation or something like that, but def not "hurr the gems brought contemporary English with them millennia ago"

>>76560670
She's trying to turn the gems into scramblers, acting on logic and need alone with things like art or feelings being a waste of precious processing power

>>76560102

>The Cluster never took root
>It was absorbed without even a hitch by this guy

"BuUUuuuurrp"

>>76560268

>TFW without Rose's influence, homeworld got EVEN WORSE

>>76560560

I think they originated on Earth. It fits the feel of the show.

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>>76560469
I like Sardonyx and Malachite

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money money money money money money money money money

Opal is a pimp

>>76560268
>>76560337
>capitalist

Here's that word again. Capitalist (don't know if you mean free market or cronyism) is an economic system. How did you infer it from what the show has shown? Oh, I know! It's because capitalism is the buzzword name for the economic illiterate's boogeyman. Your comment sure reeks of NEET

>>76560737
But making gems too logical would eventually lead to chaos, its like saying a robot will then do its job when it realises its pointless.

>>76560697
>Those robonoid legs
Noice, do you think that'llbe sage enough during your travel to the comic con?

>>76560725
It's probably magic. Something like they send out a message that taps into the brains of everyone who hears it and alters their perception so that it comes across as the Gem speaking that person's language along with mouth formations and such.

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>>76560725
Only because you've carried on an inane conversation long enough that I'll reveal the super secret reason why they all speak English.

It's fucking convenient not having to make up a language, and then subsequently make people read captions for it. The reason is obvious you twit.

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>>76560702
>mechs
>alien invasion
>enemy alien turned ally
>mother died to provide defense for the world
>mother's son is a pivotal MC
>there`s a black character that barely talks

yeah, pretty much.

>>76560670
Yellow Diamonds are considered "Industrial Grade". YD being a gem obsessed with logic and efficiency makes perfect sense.

Perhaps the former Pink Diamond was "The Heart", and since she's vanished, Homeworld has gone to shit 1985 style.

>>76559893
Not by Peridot.

>>76560716
I mean, they had resorts and places to go on holiday on Earth, so I'm sure not all gems were like that. I'm sure Jasper won't be as autistic as Peridot when she shows up again.

>>76560623

And as she gradually realizes the truth of things... she's gonna have a major breakdown.

>>76560670
>Peridot doesn't know what "funny" is

Not anymore than a Pearl knows what 'fighting' is. It's a stratified society that works by forced indoctrination.

The elite undoubtedly know more than the underclasses, but our own history shows it is quite possible for an entire culture to have its head firmly shoved up its ass.

>>76560725

Gems live for thousands of years. So societal change is probably very slow.

>>76560779
The irony is that people trying to make everything logical forever are not acting on logic themselves, just a need for controll

>>76559853
>yfw barry best gem

>>76560814
>>there`s a black character that barely talks
but pearl does nothing but talk

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>>76560725
Please see enclosed diagram for an explanation

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Purple Diamond when?

>Crystal Gems have to go on a mission.
>Leaves Peridot with Greg to babysit.
>Crystal gems eventually return, and find that Peridot is now perfectly behaved.
>Amy: "What the fuck did you do Greg?"
>Pearl: "Amethyst! Language!"
>Garnet: "Greg, may I ask how you got Peridot to behave herself?"
>Greg: "Well, you know, just regular parenting. You have to know when to be mellow and when to be firm."
>Amy: "Huh?"
>Steven: "That mean he gave her a spanking."
>Amy: "Oh... Ha ha ha hehehehehe!"
>Pearl: "Amethyst!"
>Peridot: "May I simply return to your incarceration now?"

>>76560670
Sounds like the Qunari way of doing shit.

>>76560849
Literally never

>>76560849
>Amethyst is a quartz
>She replaces Rose Quartz aka Pink Diamond

It's like poetry

>>76560814
>steven begins announcing multi fusions with "Gems! Unite Up!"

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>>76560769
My post just points out that immortal beings that don't need anything to survive probably aren't huge on the whole economy thing. But please, give your worthless economics degree some value and contribute your opinion on how gem society functions beyond what they've shown us.

Homeworld's society is clearly authoritarian. We could say it's probably based on Plato's view on society and politics (everyone has specialized abilities and an appropriate role for them to fulfill).

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>>76560792
I'll carry superglue with me just in case. But it's quite sturdy

>>76560817
Make you wonder if the kindgarden gems are sent to alien planets to kill everything to prepare for gem colonization.
>>76560833
Logic is the only absolute, emotions are just fake distractions, a logical being would be capable of not giving a shit about missing out on fun. From our point our view they are boring but from their point of view we are insane.

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My God you're such a huge faggot I can't take it

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>>76560849
When everyone is a diamond, no one will be.

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>>76560483
The fuck is this shit.

>>76560696
That would do it.

>>76560463
They were suprised steven fused with connie dude. Also steven is a gem, and they only tried teaching him to fuse so he could fuse with one of them (as to their knowledge he couldn't do it to anyone else)

>retards in gemsroom ruining my Quiet Connie sketch

>>76560885
But what us the point of gutting emotion with nothing to strive for?

>>76560884
UNF
da jasper

>>76560908
see for yourself, newfriend
Read it all

http://nerdsman567.deviantart.com/art/Ashton-Steven-Universe-OC-518738813

>>76560883
except we don't know anything about its structure other than that it has a caste system and the only thing we know about yellow diamond is that she was Jasper's commander

>>76560876
Gems dont need anything to survive so having an economy in their societies is retarded. They most likely buy superficial things to entertain them with their alien currency.
>>76560928
Emotions get in the way

>>76560483
Is Ashton the one who Pearl loves because he understands "intelligent" things like science words and art? Or was that the crew member who shipped himself with her?

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>>76560883
Yeah, it matches well enough with Plato. People who make shit, people who fight other people, and then the select group of people who sit around thinking led by a philosopher king.

Of course it never works out as well as Plato thought, and it basically always brings rise to dictators who rule that shit with an iron fist to keep the system from falling apart.

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>>76560884
So fucking hyped you get to strut your stuff, the both of you.

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>>76560946
What the fuck?

>>76560973
Still jacking off to blindsight I see

>>76560977
see >>76560946

the storyboarder insert is a different guy

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>>76560814
So does that mean SU will eventually introduce a foxy, based as hell space cop with a fantastic theme song?

Because I'd be very much okay with that.

>>76561005
This makes me kinda wanna see them introduce other alien races to the setting now

>>76560947
We can guess:

>Diamonds
>Quartzes
>Other silicates(Peridot)
>Corundums(Ruby/Sapphire)
>Pearls

I knew it

Peridot goes "too far" in being too funny. Ends up hurting the team.

>>76560997
No emotions do get in the way of human progress mainly the emotion of sadness though. Some emotions like happiness also lead to hedonistic degeneracy over common sense.

Why do we want to feel happy? Because we feel boredum.

>>76560832
>Gems live for thousands of years. So societal change is probably very slow.
So that'd mean that they'd still speak the same version of whatever language was dominant on Earth during the rebellion, thousands of years ago. So what, some ancient Sumerian cuneiform?
Again, theory of "Gems taught contemporary English to humans" debunked. It's just a non-issue plothole that'll get explained by magical means if they ever bother explaining it at all.

>>76560797
You completely suck at following conversations or understanding who's saying what, twerp

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>>76560993
Disgusting.

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>>76560358
that's cool

>>76560946
> sharing a deep appreciation for the music and the visual arts and having a similar sense of intellectual humor (aka Super intelligent jokes that only brainiacs like them could understand!)
Kekkarino

>>76561005
>>76560814

>implying it isnt Viewtiful Joe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25COnFnoCMY

Now I want Steven as Joe and Connie as Silvia

>>76560337
>capitalist
I just meant a society where the leaders (diamonds and possibly quartzes) use their power for their own benefit, keeping them the superior class and those with less power an inferior class.

>>76560439
>>76560421
English in its modern form has only existed for ~150 years. The HW gems were last on Earth ~6000 years ago. Even if they taught humans how to speak millennia ago, the language they taught them then would be completely different from what Americans speak now. The only plausible explanation is that it's an American cartoon meant for kids, of course no one's gonna speak any language apart from English.

>>76560483
Seriously why?
And what the fuck is up with his neck?

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>>76561050
This one always gets me

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>>76560348
Don't know what's worse, the ad itself or knowing that people will sing along to it. Cringe worthy/10

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>>76560469
Sugi, easy.

I want another serious episode with her where she isn't a villain.

Gem society is not even possible, if humans didnt need food, drink or anything to surivive we would just be doing our own thing instead of working as a society unless it benefits us. An immortal race would be a bunch of civilizations with their own ideas of WHAT THEY FEEL is right probably trying to kill eachother because conflicting cultures creates conflict.

>>76561032
I am imagining the Bismuth inside Lion to be a member of an all-male race of metals.

>>76560993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

>>76561032
They probably will. I wouldn't be surprised if Sugar has made up an entire huge interstellar setting that we aren't seeing because Steven isn't.

>>76561072
>Now I want Steven as Joe and Connie as Silvia
No you don't. Because that would Onion Captain Blue Jr.

Do you really want that, anon?

>>76560314
Any Gregs? Or is my idea still safe?

>>76560469
Sugalite, she has the coolest design

>>76560415
No. Sucrose has the BBC available. Why go with anything lesser?

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>>76561130
>tfw not fat enough for Greg
It's an odd feel

>>76561130
>Adult with Type 2, bald spot and no dress sense.
Surprised that wasn't the most cosplayed character.

>>76561105
Same. Just to hear Nikki Minaj get my dick hard.

>>76561042
And what happens to innovation? Without these emotions there is no creativity, no ability to imagine, flawed systems are stuck with because the logic assumes they aren't broken

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>>76560348
>Sub-Decent tier
>Until the fucking tryhard ending
6.5/10, better than most localizations

>>76561130
i did not see gregs really.

unless there was a carl from ATHF that looked like greg. otherwise, i couldn`t tell.
Hell, i saw more Lars cosplayers than i did Greg.

>>76561050
what the heck is up with this picture, that kid looks legit scared

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>>76561105
>Everyone assumes that Garnet is the reason that Sugilite was so huge.
>It was mostly because of Amy and her hidden quartz power.

>>76561156
so you're bald enough? Is that what you're saying?

I really want an episode where Steven gets "poofed" and we get so see what gems do when stuck regenerating inside their gems.

Maybe he'll meet Rose in there.

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>>76561181
Pearl just gave him this face

If Amy had been born an xbox huge warrior like she was supposed to, Greg might have gone for her instead of Rose?

>>76561173
Imagination was never as aspect of emotional reasoning its was an aspect of abstract thinking which is still logical, a machine could invision a scifi spacecraft you never even contemplate for example.

>>76560365
i really dont like her. she's truly autistic and i think CN should fire her before she shoots up the building.

>>76561181
his parents were testing the sturdiness of his shield, with bricks

They have bad aim

>>76561105
Maybe an episode centered around taming Sugilite.

They'll need a strong reliable fusion for when Jasper takes over Malachite.

>>76561197
I thought it was obvious Steven is a ball of flesh combined with a gem
If he regenerated it would be hardcore to say the least

>>76561210
If you hate emotions so much why are you here?

>>76561197
Matt said he'd just die.

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>>76561119
That would be too gay even for 'make it gayer' Sugar. Think of the fusion dances.

It's more than likely an emergency superweapon.

>>76561197
Maybe that will happen this Thursday. Peridot tries to do a funny prank, it hurts Steven, he gets "poofed". and we have a cliffhanger for the hiatus.

>>76560365
Guest appearance is on Peridot's tape recorder, the label says "KEEP OUT!!!" Or something, and it has the little Alien Face as well.

>>76561227
What if he regens not like a gem but a time lord?

>>76561227
Well maybe re can retreat into his gem. Connie can fuse, and she's just a squishy human & not some hard light projection like gem bodies.

>>76561213
that's enough out of you, ScotCuck

>>76561213
Girls don't shoot up buildings, silly anon.

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>>76560988
as soon as both our armsocks and my Jasper's boots are done I'll get working on a nice minishoot. And I'm sure we'll take lots of pictures during comic con.

>>76561208
doesthislooklikethefaceofmercy.jpg

>>76561113
Imagine being immortal.
Imagine how fucking bored you would get.
Imagine thousands of people bored like you.
Society created.

>>76561258
>implying she's cis scum

>>76561229
I dont hate emotions you asstard, I just stating a fact.

Emotions can be used as a form of control like humans forming faster social bonds due to an genetically increased ability to bond with other humans better.

Like you can talk to a dude for about 5 minutes and now both of you like eachother. I suppose gems are not too autistic and still value friendship which is why their platonic relationships can look more like romance.

>>76561262
Do recordings

>>76560011
>Amethyst isn't fat.
>She's a squeezed, deformed Quartz.

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>>76561213
Say that to my face faggot

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>>76561248
>>76560365

>>76561270
She doesn't even look like a man what are you talking about

>>76561284
I will sir....madam.....you

>>76561268
Boredum can be removed through science though, Boredum is built in us to prevent us from becoming completely autistic.

>>76561240
Or some kind of awful failed experiment in creating new Gem life prior to Steven.

In which case, it would be Steven's retarded/maniacal brother/sister.

>>76561257
If that was me, I'd be saying it.

>>76560837

I've heard of political correctness, but this is ridiculous.

>>76560856

Highly probable.

>>76561005
>a foxy, based as hell space cop with a fantastic theme song?

You mean like Devcon, or Ultra Magnus?

>>76561046
>So that'd mean that they'd still speak the same version of whatever language was dominant on Earth during the rebellion, thousands of years ago. So what, some ancient Sumerian cuneiform?

Sheeeeittt. ...That is a pretty major plot hole.

Either that... or all of this... is After The Apocalypse and the Gem War is still in our future.

>>76561177
Ah. So I just need a brown wig, suburn, and basic guitar knowledge to pull off a Greg! (I already cosplay as Barry Burton sometimes, I am the spitting image)

>>76560264
We 'bout to get a "student becomes teacher" episode/arc?

Clearly Peridot's problem is her difficulty with emotions; she thinks, she doesn't feel.

>>76560644
Something tells me Yellow Diamond abandoned her to get killed by The Cluster because she, Jasper, and Lapis jobbed hard to a bunch of traitors.

>>76561197
I don't think Steven can be poofed, at least those destabilizer things the HWs have don't work on him.

Speaking of Gem physiology clashing with Human; So Many Birthdays was supposed to be about the CGs facing the fact that they will outlive Steven, but at the same time it showed he can adjust his age based on his mindset, so couldn't he just act immature forever and stay young?

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>>76561127

Would that make Yellowtail Captain Blue?

>>76561227
Steven's body isn't entirely human. He can shapeshift.

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>>76561290
Wait this isn't canon, is it? I love this

Mad Max/Steven Universe is my shit

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>>76561276
I was planning on doing some. Been training to make my voice more squeaky already.

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>>76560993
>joker

My message to whoever drew that.

>>76561338
Steven is immortal

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Posting again because i liked it so much

>>76561254
http://a.uguu.se/ytrghu.webm

S2 Finale Revealed

>>76561316
I thought, it's part of Rose's keikaku. It's the key to stopping the Cluster. Just add it to the Cluster.

But thinking about it, Did Rose knew about the Cluster? Peridot said that it was decided to use earth as a breeding ground for the Cluster after the colony was abandoned.

Did Rose actually win the war, or did YD just say fuck it? Let's grow a superweapon there.

>>76561290
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire

>>76560993
You know, I get it's completely stupid, but I cant help but think thats exactly what both the joker and Steven would do in this situation

>>76561119
>all-male race of metals.

G1 Transformers. Well, in the comics, anyway.

>>76561209

Rose was still the more likable one.

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>>76561423
GIBE FYOO GIBE FAH GIBE DABAJABAZAH

>>76561403
fukken saved

>>76561403
2qt

>>76561414
Cluster is a weapon designed to destroy planets so HW are facing some powerful alien races.

>>76560745
> yfw the cluster is partially composed of dark energon

>>76561414
I think it may be the latter. Rose was winning so Homeworld said fuck it and began making the cluster. Then they dropped the nuke, intending to corrupt everyone. At least that's my theory.

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>>76561477
But did Rose know about it?

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>>76561355

>>76561466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ixXQGbOf68

>>76561262
Now all you need is a blue 15 year old girl who cries all the time. Just steal one!

>>76561403
If they use this as a means of Pearl being able to spy on Homeworld...
>"Behold, I've constructed this harness as a means for my Pearl to transport me short distances without exerting myself, trulyI have found a new use for Pearls!"
>"...Anymore of that and I'll unclip you here and now."

>>76561500
Obviously not why the shit would HW disclose classified shit like the cluster to warrior caste shit.

>>76561414
The latter is most likely.

I think Homeworld ended the war with whatever superweapon caused the mass corruption after setting up the Cluster shit, then just left the planet, assuming every Gem was dead, corrupted, or would be dead soon.

That would fit in with Peridot's reports saying that all gems on earth were wiped out, and greg's comment of Rose's shield being important in protecting who she could during the war.

>>76561370
Go back to ifunny, you raging faggot

>>76561119
Except isn't Bismuth a crystal? Pyrite also crystalizes into cubes.

...What would gems made of crystalized metals be like?

I feel like we haven't been seeing nearly as many regular corrupted gem monsters recently.

Whats the deal with those things, anyway? Did they ever explain why/how they were corrupted?

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>>76561500
She probably lovingly handcrafted the thing.

>>76561403

>Peridot finally makes it back to Homeworld
>Doesn't realize how much her experiences have changed her until the other Peridots treat her like an alien freak

>>76561412

>Steven is 'poofed' or whatever happens to him (maybe it's really gross and squishy)
>Regenerates as a teenager because he needs to be bigger and stronger
>He's a lot less naive now...

>The Gems cry all the tears over their little boy

>>76561424

>The Joker
>Doing what you expect

Noob.

>>76561551
It'll get addressed eventually. They're just sorta around but for the most part the CG's rounded them up.

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>>76561551
Only that at one point they were normal gems, and the implication is that they've been fighting them for thousands of years.

How would you react to finding out that Amy was some kind of morphing prodigy among gems? Not all that surprising?

>>76561105
It's possible. A fusion gains their motives from the gems who fused together.

Amethyst has learned that fusion shouldn't be used for selfish reasons, like how she wanted to be strong.

I'll doubt they'll bring Nikki Minaj back though. Has she made any comments on the show besides talking about how she was going tobVA in that one episode?

>>76561536
Crystallization just means solids which have a repeating pattern at the molecular level. Most metal ores are crystals and so are table salt and sugar.

>>76560093
Μatt called them "two deeply flawed individuals" when Keystone aired

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>>76561535
>ifunny

Get the fuck out,you flaming retard.

>>76560314
ITS BECAUSE STEVEN IS FAT
speaking of fat were there any Rose Quartz cosplayers

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>>76561113
Until all all of that bloody conflict is ended by Diamond Authority is created.

It makes sense.A singular Homeworld is created by 4 dictators to create unity among the race. This seems like a good cause which excuses the terrible methods they use, until one of the Diamonds had second thoughts and betrays the other 3.

I'm going to pound nails under Lapis's fingernails!

>>76559979
New years? Birthdays?

>>76561605
Not surprised at all.

>>76561209
Greg fell for Rose because she was an elegant 8 foot tall woman who was kind and carefree. Amy is basically the opposite of Rose, even if she had grown to be an amazonian warrior.

>Amethyst laughs while Peridot makes fun of Garnet's identity
>encourages her to make fun of Steven
>laughs while Steven is all uncomfortable
>is told she's short
>sulks like a little bitch

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>>76561651
ANON PLS

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>mfw hiatus its real and its for more than i expected

>>76561613
Maybe almost all of Rose's army were shorty gem rejects. Maybe that was an inspiration of her rebellion. Maybe the rejects were destined for disposal if she didn't act.

>>76561338
YD comes off so far as the type leave pawns at the way side for whatever she sees as the greater good, the cluster hatching is more importaint to home world than a few operatives

>>76561629
Unity wont be possible unless you make drones like the current caste system in YD gem society, theres no point to unifying into a society when you dont need jackshit tto stay alive.

>>76560469
Garnet

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>>76561651
FUCK do I hate Lapis
fuck

>>76561629
Something I haven't seen people discuss from the new episode is the fact that Peridot refereed to the injectors as "Era One".

Doesn't that imply that maybe the Kindergarten shit and Gems in general actually weren't that old when the Rebellion happened?

>>76560653

seconded.

>>76561651
I'm going to take Lapis out on a nice, scenic date AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

So after watching Too Far, I want there to be an episode where Amethyst asks if she can be the leader on a mission for once. Garnet relents and at first Amethyst does a great job, until she either puts someone in danger or lets the authority go to her head.

I dunno I kind of want Amethyst to start thinking about what she's "supposed" to be and start making some decisions to reflect that. I think it'd be interesting if Amethyst felt natural as the leader of the group, or if Garnet actually let Amethyst take over as leader for real. Though that would shake up the status quo

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You're just lucky I have time to do these.
Did anyone do one before me?

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>>76560151
>thinking Lasper/Jaspis was about it being a good, healthy relationship

That's cute.

>>76560663

that was hfw he entered Fructose's sweaty, hairy, nasty butthole

>>76561731
Amy is just a warrior, Sapphire seems to more of a strategist so it makes sense for her to listen to Garnet.

>>76561730
It's not like she owns a phone anyhow.

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>>76560469
Sardonyx is the easy choice and I don't feel like being contrarian.

If a Poilidot fusion ever happens that'll probably end up being my favorite though.