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Opal is Best Fusion Edition

Old Thread:>>76559853

>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!dMRhWA4I!aFZeYDCA3rDUZSjBK0T9WXBCkV9ZVtlSNaTF6CfgptQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura [Embed]

Shorts:

>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed]

>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed]

Episode Schedule:

>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLIg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed]

Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
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first for white power
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>>76565498
opal is a faggot
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>>76565498
The crystal gems without Opal would just be Steven and two degenerate midgets.
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Who else here loves Sneple?
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Drugs are cool/
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>>76565519
So ready for this thread. Aryanite, checking in.
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0th for Diamond Authority.
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tonguesten
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nth for drugs are bad
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>>76565533
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>tfw ruby and sapphire will never get better
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>>76565533
Shut the fucking hell up and lets talk about whos ship is shit
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>>76565542
Not sure if shitposting or didn't take a middle school science course.
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Sounds like a good thread to me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLeF7jW3F1g

>Garnet's voice.
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>>76565568
xth for drugs are okay if you're not a dumbass about it, just like anything else in life.
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Do you guys think the gems would enjoy crystal meth?
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Daily reminder of Science
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>>76565542
That's just a regular hazard symbol. Gravity falls is too cool to reference Steven universe
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Lets end this before it ever started.
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Which fusion would you be? Canon or otherwise?

>tfw weird mix of Sapphire and Amythest
>or Sugilite when drunk
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Friendly reminder that Peridot has one more episode to go for full redemption
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>>76565609
Crystal Methany gem when?
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DUDE LAPIS LMAO
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>>76565498
Bedot anyone?
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>>76565631
>Fusion
>Implying I could fuse with someone
Haha, good one.
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>>76565609
Pearl could probably work past being mortified by the concept of it.
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>>76565608
yth for drugs are always bad, regardless of how smart you are about it, and cannot compare to a sober and trained mind.
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>>76565574
>Sapphire angry that the Jasper she was betting on lost
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Gem Ultron when? Hematine, that's when.
>"You want to protect Steven, but you don't want him to change."
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>>76565607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Jl9C4ZBOc

nippon dotty
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>>76565629
We all know who has the best fangs.
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>>76565664
I don't know who decided to give her ass a gravitational pull, but I'm feeling it.
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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

>>76565533
I'm high on life dubdubs.
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>>76565650
I like you.
>"I am the one who knocks."
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>>76565576
GarnetxAmethyst is worst ship
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>>76565522
She always seemed like a stoner to me.
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>>76565673
wth for why can't we just be friends.
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>>76565631
Peridot, Jasper and Garnet.
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>>76565519
Hail Steven
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>>76565631
>which character would you be?!

Just be you.
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>>76565725
I could believe it.
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Can we not start this argument again and just come to the conclusion that drugs are fucking great and you should take as many as you can in your short life?
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>>76565723
Good fusion, terrible ship. But ships are cancer.
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http://strawpoll.me/5710686
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>>76565709
Life's a pretty shit tier drug that always leaves you dead by the end of it m8
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Anyone have that snapchat of the missing 30 seconds? I know it's floating around out there.
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>>76565806
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>>76565752
I am, by asking the question you nitpicking contrarian.
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Alcohol is best drug
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>>76565776
We have so much more room to have our inane back and forth over it this time.
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So what did we think of too far if you saw the leak already? I honestly think it was a good episode and IF the show goes on hiatus after it I won't be as mad as I was during sardonyx.

It was good, confirmed alot of things, and amy and peridot were cute as fuck I liked this episode get fucked scott
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>>76565815
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Other than that 10 second Snapchat video, has anybody uploaded the missing 30 seconds of Too Far anywhere yet?
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>>76565846
>I'M NEVER GOING HOME!
SO I'M GONNA GET UTTERLY PLASTERED!
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>>76565667
>You will never fuse with someone to become a multi-eyed, eight foot androgynous embodiment of sex and intimacy.

Is life really worth living?
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>>76565747
>>76565725
MORE MORE
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>>76565797
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>>76565856
great episode. I really like how they're handling peri's character development and we're also learning a bunch of shit about hmeworld
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>>76565856
I really just wish they could have also squeezed in the peridot/garnet ep before hiatus to round things out.
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>>76565900
It's in the op.
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>>76565900
the download is in the OP you double clod
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Requesting picture of pearl and Peridot smoking a joint together.
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>>76565912
No
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>>76565912
I was a pretty dirty-minded kid, chappy.
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>>76565846
I maintain that it's one of the worst, but normies sustain the trillion dollar industry a little too heavily for it to ever go anywhere.
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>>76565912
Probably, I have my father's manwhore genes so that shit was on my mind a lot then.
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>>76565923
what if there isnt one
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Where is all the slave Pearl art?
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>>76565879
Link to snapchat video?
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BABY YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD VIBRATION

NOTHIN BUT A SWEET SENSATION

YOU'RE ALL TEMPTATION
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>>76565934
With Peridot reminding them that they all gonna die.
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>>76565856
Aight, you enjoyed an episode some folk don't like.
Want a cookie cat?
>>76565893
Probably not.
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>>76565968
Not being made nearly fast enough. Best we've got is images that ran with the implication of duplicate pearls.
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>>76565967
that would leave things rather unbalanced and I wouldn't like it
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>yfw Zuke blocked Scotgem on Twitter
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>>76565989
You didn't like it? Why?
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i hate hiatus
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>>76565747
>that fun fact
>Pearls and their role in the caste system
>Peridot's reaction to Pearl
>Rebecca "Stein" Sugar and her black husband
Just as they said, it was never about MUH GAY LOVE, it was about race mixing!
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>>76565976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz_S99cXzik

I'm putting the leak, the released sneak peek footage and this together to make something a little more watchable and was wondering if there was anything better available for the missing scene
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>>76565851
>Bad Pearl actually happens for one episode on the show
>It's the clear shark-jumping moment for the show, everything after it is pure Zombie SU

Would it be worth it?
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>>76566019
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>>76565709
>doing a drug that'll kill you once you're sober
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>>76565878
Why not? I'd enjoy that.
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>>76565984
Pearl reassures her that they always find a way
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>>76566019
Based Zuke.
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>>76566042
>Angry black man
>Woman who knows what will happen with Steven

Oy, vey.
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>>76566046
Yes
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>>76566046
There's worse ways for the show to die.
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>>76565989
Wait, why didn't you like the episode?
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>>76566019
If only we could block him from the threads hm?
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>>76566042
that and Homeworld's oppressive policy against continuous public fornication
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>>76566043
Thanks
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>>76566021
Look through the archive if you want to know.
>>76566019
>MFW
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>>76566046
No, Bad Pearl is not even a good concept.
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>>76566094
Do not speak directly to the tripfag.
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Can someone remind me of what the replacement for archive.moe is again? Also, gem butt to keep this on topic
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>>76566059
>"I'm not from your world. If the Cluster emerges, we'll die. If it doesn't, Yellow Diamond will come here and kill us."
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>>76566051
>once a month the gems get pissed
>they don't bleed because gems don't have blood

I can't see it happening.
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>>76566096
You could filter him.
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How would you rather see new Steven/Gem fusions? Formed in the middle of a battle as a life-or-death situation, or formed as a training excersice and we see the fusion walk around Beach City?
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>>76566104
Them's fighting words.
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>>76566131
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>>76566051
Women don't even enjoy periods. Also that would go against the lore.
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>>76565725
Nah, she just has ADHD.
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taking requests
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>>76566131
desustorage
I mean I've been using it at least
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>>76566101
We have an archive? Moe went down.
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>>76565725
>>76565747
The quotes for these things are odd and seem chosen at random.
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Is hiatus happening or not?
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>>76565811
>>76566048
It's the best kind.
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>>76566109
Which is worse, pencil in ass or getting blocked by the Zuke for making a dumb whiny tweet
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really digging these scenes without her glasses
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>>76566019
How did he manage to do that?
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>>76566141
>>76566142
>here we go.Jpg
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>>76566160
Naked Lapis
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>>76566154
It's not for them to enjoy.
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>>76566141
>>76566142
YOU CROSSED THE STREAMS
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>>76566160
Steven asking Pearl if she could sleep with him, so he doesn't get any more nightmares.
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>>76566160
Cookie cat leaving his family behind.
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>>76566160
Rose driving in her car that was in the guide.
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>>76566160
garnet staring down a cow
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Should SU become a real anime?
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>>76566097
Damn right-wing nutters.
Why are they so intolerant?
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>>76566200
Said I didn't like the episode and inadvertently told Zuke the episode leaked.
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>>76566200
He was an asshole to zuke tweeting her how her episode was shit and how she should feel shit.
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>>76566141
>>76566142
Fug
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>>76566200
LEWD
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>>76566200
>Hey daddy
>That smile and pose
I may have some issues to work out.
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If you could do one non-sexual activity with any of the gems who would it be and what would you do?
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>>76566222
A real animation, or should the creative team move to Japan to become 'anime'?

Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>76566222
But it's already an anime.
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>>76566165
If the next one is the last before another hiatus then there won't be a non-logo HD iTunes upload of it until the new year since they release them in twos.
Dammit.
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>>76566160
Peridot on a rollar coaster with Steven
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>>76566266
I'll let Pearl clean my room.
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DICK

SUCKING

LIPS!
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>>76566222
yes but only if its in this style
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>>76566160
Garnet making two peace signs next to her face. Her impression of mememe.
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>>76566266
I'd like to go to a casino with Garnet, I feel like she'd enjoy poker
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>>76566196
Me too.
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>>76566222
I'd welcome Trigger's LWA team to do an OVA. Just keep their shit la shit team away from it.
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>>76566266
Define non-sexual
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>>76566160
Onion and Peridot bonding.
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>>76566266
A walk in the forest with Peridot.
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>>76566160
Peridot accidentally over flooding the bathtub with soap, and bubbles going everywhere with Steven going starry eyed
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Down and out baby
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How would Jasper express her love for you?
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>>76565815

The fuck is wrong with you

>>76565846

It's not even in the top ten, it's just the easiest one to get. To quote Doug Stanhope - "if I had to wait in a Denny's parking lot at 2am waiting for my friend Danny to answer his voicemail just to drop off a six-pack, I'd never drink again"

Sure alcohol's convenient, but it doesn't compare to just about anything else.
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>>76566367
Candy hearts
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>>76566235
>>76566239
>>76566256
>>76566252
yikes!
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>>76566266
cuddle
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>>76566367
By not actually killing me in any sort of physical interaction
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>>76566320
She gets them from Amy but that body is pearl
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>>76566367
By sucking it.
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>>76566266
Play videogames with Peridot.
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>>76566266
Dance
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>>76566334
Its nice
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>>76566266
Drugs.
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>>76566367
Impromptu Yappapi Indian strap matches.
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What will be the next thing Peridot will fuck up? Will she cause a war between Ruby and Sapphire?
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>>76566414
>PC
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>>76566266
I'd want Pearl to train me in swordplay

Would also want to cuddle Amethyst but with her i'd imagine such action could get lewd quick.
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>>76566432
>>76566334
>>76566196
Where are these all coming from?
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>>76566384
Rude
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we need a anime theme episode , like a joke episode (like the UG SU one)
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Archery practice with opal.
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>>76566510
>I'll take Garnets Universe for $400
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>>76566280
Better question: do you think SU will influence/inspire an anime or two the way PPG/Invader Zim did?
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>>76566266
Style her pomp
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>>76566266
I'd sit on the beach with Peridot, watch the stars, and talk all night about life on Earth and Homeworld.
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>>76566510
Well what about Garnet's Universe?
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>>76566384
Nicotine is really the only shittier frequently done drug. It's a gigantic waste of time money and health, yet vapefags still somehow found a way to give it a worse public image.
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>>76566510
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>>76566266
Dress up as sharks and run after random people.
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>>76565776
You mean horrible and for plebs, right?
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>>76566526
and Steven the Swordfighter
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>>76566528
Probably. All current art was more than likely partially inspired by art that came before it. There's something of a premium on truly original content these days.
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>>76566222
Only if Trigger makes it
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>>76566539
Damn straight, and I'm a smoker. Been trying to quit but that'd mean giving up booze and coffee too (nothing makes you want to smoke more than coffee). It's too much to ask from one person all at once.
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>>76566432
>>76566334
>>76566196
>Garnet's been secretly emotive this whole time
Hnnnnnnnnnngh!
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>>76566266
Scoop out Lapis's eyes with a melon baller!
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>>76566530
Her hair looks stupid.
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>>76566019

Who?
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>>76566222
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>>76566266
Exchange famous historical stories
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>>76565587

may professions also must know at least a few basic hazard symbols. so you can also assume he's never been properly employed.
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>>76566345
Her curled up on the floor, eyes wide in abject horror, after watching "Happy Birthday Onion."
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Literally find a flaw.
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>>76566579
Of course, but anime is kind of eating itself these days as it moves away from trying to appeal to a broad audience and more towards fanservice to sell figurines and body pillows and shit to sad meganerds
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Steven top cute
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>>76566634
Literally everything
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>>76566624

>exchange famous historical stories

are you that 65-year-old Jasperfag?
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>>76566589
I only talk up how trash the habit is because I'm a smoker as well.

I don't think I could ever give up coffee/caffeine. If there was ever a true patrician drug, it's caffeine.
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>>76566634
Jaundiced in this picture
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>>76566266

Hug Rose.

But hey, I already got to do that in a dream
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>>76566634
Too perfect for this world, too pure.
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>>76566624
You win.
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>>76566634
No cleavage but that's ok
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>>76566480
God I just want to get drunk with her and fuck her shit up in call of duty
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>>76566660
No I just wanna hear about cool gem history
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>>76566634
Is a Pearl
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>>76566660
That's not a sentence I thought I was going to see, but I'm glad such a person exists
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>>76566644
Were weebs ever not sad meganerds?
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>>76566431
Same

and then maybe we will fuse
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>>76566634
Not bad enough.
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>>76566367
She wouldn't. She would just take you. That is the warrior's way.
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>>76566462
>Keeps calling Garnet a warmachine
>Garnet tries to explain relationship
>Ruby and Sapphire split over how
>Sapphire wants to demonstrate, Ruby doesn't
>Sapphire ignores her, starts the fusion dance
>Ruby interferes, grabs their hands, and joins in
>Fusion lasts 20 seconds, everyone weirded out
>Peridot likes it, but is scared
>Ruby and Sapphire both realize how fun it is to domme someone
>Now addicted to domming Peridot
>First together
>Then they get antsy about sharing
>Split over who gets to play with Peridot
>Peridot's too high off of being bossed around to care, just wants to be used
>Just like a filthy little Pearl
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>>76566612
>Amethyst is the most whiney
>Amethyst is the most fucked up
>Amethyst can take what she dishes out
Why do people even like her?
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>>76566683
>Not playing Mortal Kombat
>Not playing Team Fortress 2
>Not playing Portal 2
>Not playing Killing Floor 2
>Not playing all of the Half-Life games
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>>76566634

I don't even know where to start

>>76566266

Build bikes with poil in my garage
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>>76566634
I don't nose anon, I can always sniff out flaws but this one but Pearl comes out smelling like roses. I'll have to nosey on down to the olfactory to think about this some more
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>>76566492
http://maggins.tumblr.com/tagged/*gee
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>>76566661

Caffeine is great, but I generally only use it in emergencies, like needing to write a research paper in eight hours. Whole pot of lukewarm coffee downed in fifteen minutes, Don't Stop Me Now blasting on loop the whole time, hell of a night.
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>>76566741
She's a Quartz.
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what if the hiatus is a lie!?!?
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>>76566739
Why does it always have to get weird towards the end
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>>76566634
>flat
>clone
>bad mother
>no emotion
>follower
>hates humans
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>>76566042
Actually, it's about heterosexual love in a place that only normalized homosexual love. Mind = blown.
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>>76566634
She almost killed Steven
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>>76566749

This man watched Redline and then built a bike.
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>>76566266
I would take Lapis to an amusement park
I don't even want to date her, really, I just think she out of all of them most needs some joy in her life
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>>76566820
she almost let steven die

there's a difference
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>>76565747
Why does she have her Season 1 skin/hair color but her Season 2 outfit though?
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>>76566632
How would she even understand what was going on?
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>>76566796
>Implying domme-pet Peridot isn't best Peridot
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>>76566796
Because it's a filthy fetish-fag's fantasy.
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>>76566859
>implying if either one of the two happened it wouldn't be on her hands.
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>>76566796
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
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>>76566739

>Keeps calling Garnet a warmachine
>Garnet tries to explain relationship
>Garnet asks if Peridot ever fused
>Peridot never fused because of her limbenhancers
>Everyone laughs at Peridot
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>Draw random gem OC thing
>Go to sleep, don't close old thread tag
>Some anon drew my gem because they really liked it
If you're here, thank you, anon! I'm honored.
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>>76566462
In thinking up weapons to destroy the cluster, she invents a beam that prevents gems from forming fusions. Accidentally hits Ruby and Sapphire, and the stress of not being able to form Garnet tears apart their relationship.
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>>76566859
She was the one who drove him to that place, so she's more responsable than not.
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>>76566860
Because the intern who made the book didn't give a shit about quality
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>>76566796
Repressed sexual feelings.
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>>76566905
Tab* not tag. Whoops.
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Just watched the recent episode. If Peridot doesn't really care about Earth but she is as skilled or more so of an inventor then Pearl, why can't she just build a spaceship?
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>>76566877
uncensored link?
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>>76566961
Because plot
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>>76566266

Sparring partner with Garnet / Ruby.

It's been a long time since I was able to spar some one who wasn't at least 5 years younger than me; I miss it.
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>>76566961
Pearl already used all the viable spaceship parts in Space Race.

plus Steven is on Earth
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>>76566961
She cares about Steven, duh.
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>>76566961
She's not THAT good, obviously.
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Post your OTP.
Here's mine.
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You are now in charge of directing the Steven universe movie what's the pemise? Must sound interesting enough to be a trailer for the movie.
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>>76566961
Pearl had the knowledge, she lacked the materials.
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>>76566961
She's in crystal gem custody. They want to save earth and she wants to leave. The best compromise is to stop the cluster before it hatches.

>>76566953
I think the shoes are too much but it's cute anon. Good job
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>>76567008
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>>76566961
>why can't she just build a spaceship?
In Fiction we call this Plot Induced Stupidity its when the plot requires logic destruction to progess beyond it.

Peridot should have just built a spacecraft and left the planet already instead of this bullshit. We already saw that Pearl can make a spaceship and shes shit tier compared to Peridot in engineering.
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>>76566160
The characters cosplaying as different staff from the show, and viceversa.
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>>76567008
>Those lips

Justin get back to work on making R&M S3 not a sack of dicks.
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>>76567010
Pearl molests Steven and is put in prison.
The rest of the movie is Steven trying to cope with his trauma and learn to trust again
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>>76567010
Greg fucks Opal, then Sardonyx, then Sugilite, then Alexandrite
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>>76567010
Romantic comedy about Peridot moving to Portland
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>>76565533
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>>76567010
The gems gets jobs at a paper company
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>>76567008
Here's mine.
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>>76566991
Someone edit this so that the Connie picture is watching them, cucked and enjoying it.
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>>76566991
>>76566992
Alright but what stopped her from doing this sooner?
>>76566996
That's what I thought at first, but no, she is at the very least at Pearls level.
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>>76567010
I'm not creative enough to think of a movie. Probably an episode or two.
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>>76566992
Peridot doesnt give a crap about Steven, she is only working to stop the cluster so she stays alive, shes being a selfish piece of shit sabotaging the work of her own species that took hundreds of millenia to reach completion.
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>>76565529
I do
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>>76566905
No problem anon. I drew it pretty quickly and I liked your idea. I also think the design fits in with the style of SU.
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>>76567032
theyre adorbs
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>>76565797
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>>76567131
>Alright but what stopped her from doing this sooner?
They didn't had the chance to talk and actually know each other better. Catch And Release was that chance.
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>>76567010
A new second war between Homeworld and Earth is coming.
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>>76567050
But it's hard
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>>76567149
>hundreds
Maybe like 4 or 5.
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>>76567131
Checking on the cluster, thinking Yellow Diamond would get her, having no idea where to get the items to buld it.
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>>76567166
Top cute
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>>76567195
Rose knew humans since they were jungle savages which was 200,000 years ago, Rose not knowing about the Cluster means its even older than than that so an estimate of around 800,000 years is the cluster's age.
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>>76567166
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>>76567171
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>76566160
Amethyst dressing as napoleon
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>>76567181
No, I mean what stopped her from trying to scavenge some scrap and build a rocket the minute she landed Earth.
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>>76565797
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>>76566530
>Dose knee-high boots
All this outfit is lacking is some tails on her coat
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>>76566160
how about peri trying to ask out a gem you like with her tape recorder
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>>76567075

With who?
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>>76567010
Why are they so cute together?
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it's been a while /sug/ (about 2 weeks since i have been here) is there any new art worth saving ? if so you better post em
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>>76567223
They started the cluster project after they decided Earth wasn't worth wasting all the troops on retaking it, which was about 5000 years ago.
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Apart from Attack the Light, there is a second game on Google Play called Steven Gem Dash. It looks like someone made it in an hour in paint and pasted Steven in it.

Is this legal?
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>>76566281

>crystal instead of original

triggered
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>>76566266
Play Melee with Peridot.
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>>76567243
How'd she get the scrap? CG's were after her 24/7 and she was all lost in Canada and confused
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>>76567203
>>76567225
cant get enough of them
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>>76567243
Peridot acts like a literal mental retard, even a fucking 4 year old wouldnt think a spoon or a towel is a weapon.
>>76567288
No the cluster project was already planned before the war even began, the earth was chosen because it was the cluster's incubation site that is all.
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>>76566867
You don't need to understand what is going on to be horrified by a small version of someone being pushed out of a larger person, covered in the most vile looking substances, as that large person screams blue murder the entire time.

In fact, not knowing what the fuck is going on would only make it more traumatic.
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>>76567228
damn that older steven looks like a bro
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>>76567259
Now this is an idea I want to see.
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>>76567152
Thats a pretty good pitch
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>>76567171
Steven's a big guy...
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>>76567312
>even a fucking 4 year old wouldnt think a spoon or a towel is a weapon.

You could use a towel to strangle someone, and a spoon to gouge out eyes.

Everything has the potential to be a weapon.
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>>76566307
holyyy crap im so tired im spacing out but i need to stay up for at least 6 more hours so im going to keep doing these requests but it's just going to take me a while. I'll do a cleaned up version of this one when I'm more awake and just stick to rough sketches for now I guess.

I really like some of these other request ideas but if you guys can be more specific it'll make it easier for me to actually get these done because I cant seem to think very well right now
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>>76567048
Pearl's spaceship didn't even make it out of the atmosphere. I doubt Peridot would fare much better.
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>>76567316
Peridot being a midget annoys me, I think it was done on purpose to make her more relatable to Steven.
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>>76567010
Movie post series

Alternate story where rose waged war on homeworld instead of earth for power. A group of gems come together to take her down. Hulk Amethyst is Rose's second in command, Pearl is Rose's abused assistant. Ruby and sapphire will provide background to the AU and form a weaker distressed garnet to help the protagonists in the final battle. Peridot is a gem embedded into a computer. And lapis is blue diamond's crazy zealot.

It's pretty much Steven Universe: Flashpoint paradox
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>>76567367
Steven's in a cool place, and they say it get's cooler...
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>>76565989
>Want a cookie cat?
Ahaha get a load of this faggot
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>>76567243
You think rocket parts are just strewn across the countryside?
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G'evening /sug/ I just woke up from my 17 hour nap.
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>>76567388
It was made out of shit material and the mere fact she made a functioning spacecraft in under a day means shes more intelligent than every human thats lived on this planet.
>>76567375
That paranoia is unjustified since Peridot cant be strangled as she has no trachea
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>>76567383
>Steven takes Peridot to fun land
Need it, really need it
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>>76567367
I don't care what anyone says, I love Hawaiian Giant Steven.

He needs a big body to contain his heart.
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>>76567339
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>>76567444
The world isn't ready for you.
Fall back into sleep.
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>>76567430
Don't BULLY!!!!
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>>76567278
>10,000 terren year old trained handmaiden, tactician, technician, battle coordinator, Archivist and Ballerina being a mother in a quiet seaside town.

the context of the show makes me feel warm inside
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>>76565560
her head game must be crazy
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>>76567432
Fucking prove they're not.
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>>76567453
too bad steven's banned form all the rides at funland
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>>76567383
Specific hmmm...

Okay, how about a sad-looking pearl servant carrying shopping bags for a couple of snooty high-class homeworld gems?
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>>76567432
Those would be easier to find than fucking tungsten. What were they doing in that barn that they had tungsten just lying around.
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>>76567449
Peridot is most definitely working from Homeworld experience, where almost everything is a weapon because they have no need for anything else.
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>>76567367
For you
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Will Garnet punch her as well?
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>>76567419
I imagine this Rose voiced by Patrick Warburton trying to be as girly as he can
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>>76567010
Steven gets captured and taken to homeworld to be seen by the Diamond Authority. The gems are defeated, and Peridot, who's been in hiding when the battle happened, needs to awaken the gems and plan a rescue mission with them.
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>>76567185
Life's hard.
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>>76565533
DUDEWEEDLMAO
>>
Oh, hey. I've missed a bunch of episodes.
Why is Peridot so small and diminutive?

I thought she was taller.
She was wearing boots and gloves?
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>>76567503
No, she was looking for a tool she could escape with.
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>>76567444
seriously, where do you go to make these effects? I've been saving images of interest that would look sick with that

oh and trips
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>>76567419
That sounds awful.
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>>76567503
>everything is a weapon
Thats so fucking retarded to assume a bunch of primitive dumb apes would be as weaponized as your own futuristic civilization as I said before Peridot is a fucking retard.
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>>76567496
if you give me reference pics for the gems and the pearl i can totally do that
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>>76566367
reluctantly, but eventually in a very straightforward manner and accompanied with threats that should you ever tell anyone, she'll crush your puny bones
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>>76565725
Is 'forgetful' Opal's sole personality trait?
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>>76567492
Yeah but Perideven isn't.
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>>76567487
>Quiet

Their presence there does literally attract monster attacks.
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>>76567519
That's actually pretty good. I would definitely watch that.
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>>76567492
I dont feel like Mr.smiley is going to hold him up to that. Steven is just a kid and plus onion is allowed to go even after all the shit his stole.
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>>76567562
She forgot the others.
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>>76567565
... well played
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>>76567537
turns out she's manlet and also did nothing wrong and unicron was Earth the entire time
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>>76567562
Can't remember if I saw any more.
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>>76566338
It's literally the same team that did both, just different directors.
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>>76567559
Is Jasper the faithful type? Will she consider having lovers aside from you?
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>>76567562
Is good looking a personality trait?
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>>76567550
>Thats so fucking retarded to assume a bunch of primitive dumb apes would be as weaponized as your own futuristic civilization as I said before Peridot is a fucking retard.

Actually the retarded thing to do is underestimate the enemy.
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>>76567537
Also, she's racist and fusionphobic.
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>tfw no gf who wears these shorts anymore

Life is suffering.
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>>76567477
But it's REAL NIGGA HOURS in glasgow and I NEED YOU TO HIT THAT MUTHAFUKKEN LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AF!!!!!!!
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>>76567616
They already know humans are altruistic morons who only carry firearms so expect firearms to be the weapons they use or knives not fucking towels or spoons.
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>>76567367
As much as I like all the gay gem ships or pairings, adult Steven/Connie will always be my OTP.
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>>76567588
>>76567565
"To Short to Ride"
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>>76567632
I do but I'm a potato nigger
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>>76567636
Humans have figured out a hilariously long list of ways to make shit dead without using a gun.
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>>76567633
>real niggas
>glasgow
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>>76567177
Imagine this: Pearl saying -
>Oh god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pHMyc7fpPI
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>>76567666
the fuck is a potato nigger
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>>76567537
They were "Limb Enhancers," they poofed and bubbled her, then Amethyst threw them in the ocean.

Steven later freed her in order to figure out what she was going to say she's the only one who knows about, turns out it's a giant Forced Fusion Gem inside the Earth called The Cluster that will destroy it if it manifests.
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>>76567580
It's kind of what i want the last episodes of the series to be
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>>76567666
Hey me too!
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>>76567692
The Irish, you damn fool.
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>>76567692
Irish, presumably.

Idahoan if you're more obscure about your regional insults.
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>>76567719
The season ends on a beach episode
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>>76567668
Yes so expect firearms, bombs, missiles, nuclear bombs, lasers, SASERS, MASERS and not a fucking spoon or towel.
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>>76567692
I think anon is a Irish female or has one as a girlfriend.
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>>76567666
Nice one satan
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>>76567636
>They already know humans are altruistic morons who only carry firearms so expect firearms to be the weapons they use or knives not fucking towels or spoons.

They know humans are primitive tribesmen or with kingdoms so primitive in comparison that they might as well be considered primitive tribesemen. They wouldn't even know about our firearms because we didn't have fucking firearms six thousand years ago when Homeworld was last in control of Earth. Do you even watch this show? How the fuck do you not know Homeworld abandoned earth SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO and so everything on earth would be a little different from what they remember?

‘He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.’
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>>76567746
>>76567752
>>76567757

Ah, thank you for educating me on slurs, much oblidged
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>>76567633
It's 9pm...
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>>76567719
Eh, I don't know about last episode in the series.I could definitely see it a a sort of DBZ esque movie.
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What happens if two of the same gems fuse?
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http://flockmod.com/gemsroom

Using words, we can lock the flow.
In the process, open your third optical.
Cleaning up this hot mess we’re responsible.
Through love not stress nothing is impossible.
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>>76567267
popular leading man #1
chris pratt i guess
the movie has nothing to do with SU aside from Peri
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>>76567782
>>76567757
>>76567692
I'm Irish
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>>76567010
Steven Universe: The Return of Jasper
Jasper kidnaps Ruby and challenges to compete in a series of gladiatorial challenges to get her back. Peridot betrays Jasper and has a mech fight with her. Pearl, Sapphire, and Amethyst fuse into I dunno and fight Jasper. Then Stevonnie comes and fights Jasper one on two.

Movie end with Lapis and Ruby fusing to finish off Jasper.
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>>76567632
>tfw GF left you last night.
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>>76567781
The red eye means HW sends surveillance drones to watch earth from time to time.

HW also doesnt give a shit about nuclear weapons they could blow up the entire planet if they felt like it.
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>>76567791
9:30
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>>76567756
How would she be able to identify any weaponry from every day normal objects? Other than asking since they're polite enough to tell her what's dangerous and what isn't.
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>>76566367
She'd be super nervous and shy.

Imagine that huge, muscular body fidgeting like a shy teenager.
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>>76567808
They make a bigger version of the same gem.
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>>76567756
Oh yeah, I forgot that the fucking Egyptians invented the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. And those Olmec, wow, what crafty buggers they were for inventing lasers!
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>>76567008
It may have been a joke post but I'm replying seriously. I got a new OTP now, thanks a fucking lot Steven Universe I really didn't need this
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>there are other Irish here
Go away, /sug/ is mine
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>>76567843
I can imagine the pounding she's getting right now.
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>>76567064
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>>76567843
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Let's cast the SU movie/film/flick, I'll start:

Kevin Spacey as Mayor Dewey
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>>76567008
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>>76567662
It'll be about Amethyst, now, since she's half the height a Quartz is supposed to be.
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>>76567846
The red eye was the first fucking thing Homeworld sent in a long time, that's why the CG's were so spooked.

DO YOU EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW QUESTION MARK
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>>76567632
>tfw gf left me a few months ago
>tfw don't think like I can get another
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>>76567308
CUTE!
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>>76567872
Jasper didnt act like a retard asking whats a weapon though and so didnt Lapis either
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>>76567843
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
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>>76566530
I like her better as DIO-sama
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Dayum
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>>76567907
A mop as Amethyst
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>>76567907
Gabourey Sidibe as Rose
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>>76567907
>Kevin Spacey as a politician in another show
That'd be kinda fucked up, specially if it's a kids movie.
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>>76567288
I wonder if the Homeworld gems really understand how humans are these days? At what point, exactly, did the rebellion take place, and how advanced was human civilisation at that point?
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>>76567891
>Irish people on /sug/
Don't you have potatoes to eat and fights to get into?
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>>76567916
Is it just me or does Steven look a bit like a chick in this picture?
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>>76567920
Peridot is still a retard and acting on unjust paranoia I mean the stupid fuck had no idea what water even was.
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So considering that Peridot is technically genderless, would the Steven/Peridot fusion look more masculine than Stevonnie? What would a Quartz/Peridot fusion even be called?
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>>76567937
Jasper went in thinking the whole mess was above her skill anyways. Lapis has been occupied with something more important than asking questions every time she's on screen.
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>>76568000
I've never seen any girl look like that.
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>>76567662
>too short to ride
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>>76567965
I bet she tastes like mushrooms.
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>>76567994
>fights to get into?
Modern Irish do their fighting on the internet you ignorant fuck
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>>76567989
Gems first came to Earth 6000 years ago and chilled for awhile. The rebellion happened 5500 years ago.
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>>76567994
>Potatoes to eat

Good one m8
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>>76567892
She's only really into girls
I was the exception.
Fuck you though, bitch ass Tripshit.
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>>76568011
I've thought for the longest time that if Steven does fuse with a Gem, they'd be male.
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>>76568022
Sadie.
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>>76568018
Man am I glad this comic didn't happen
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>>76568018
Jasper didnt give a flying fuck about human militaries she thought it was a leftover army of Rose.
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I'd do her for him
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>>76567419
>What did you do to the world, Yellow Diamond??

Oh Steven... that's the beauty of all this. I didn't do any of it. You did. Think, Steven, isn't there some little thing some little good deed you might have done with the Hourglass?

>I saved someone

Yes

>I saved her... I saved Mom

That's right.

>No, no. It wouldn't have changed all this. It wouldn't changed what happened before me. Connie's parents, the war with Homeworld...

Oh, but it did. Break the sound barrier and there's a sonic boom. you broke the time barrier, Steven... time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out from that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit, but enough. Enough for events to happen slightly differently.

>I just wanted to meet her.

How sweet, you saved your mommy, you wanted to meet her... and in a supreme act of selfishness shattered history like a rank amateur. Created a world where Steven Universe never existed. A world where Gems have battled each other for thousands of years and Humans have been brought to the brink of extinction. A world about to be shattered by The Cluster. ... and I'M the villain??
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>>76568044

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOtls2ZvjE4
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>>76568061
>People actually thought Peridot won't be redeemed
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>>76567603
if she did, would you be in any place to contest that
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We know what Peridot thinks of Fusions, Pearls, defective Amethysts and Human hybrids. What about pure humans and whatever the hell Lion is?
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>>76567642
Steven can control his age at will. He will outliv her by thousands of years.
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>>76567989
Greg mentioned that humans were killed in the rebellion, so presumably they had advanced to the point of capable organized warfare beyond tribal clans and such.
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>>76568047
Sounds like she finally made up her mind.
Thanks to you.
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Where can i purchase a "Dick Squad" tshirt and "Dick Squad" related merchandise?
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>>76568011
>tfw scribbles gets regularly harassed by the mentally-disabled over 'sexualizing' Stevonnie in pics like this
And people are calling shippers of Steven x AnythingOtherThanConnie as sick on some level.
I tell you, it's like they're herding themselves into neat firing targets
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>>76568005
Invader Zim joke. She's Sugar's love letter to that entire show.
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>>76568120
Man you're being a real cunt
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>>76568093
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>>76568133
Dicksquad.com
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>>76568073
Did you really just fucking use Yellow Diamond for an Eobard Thawne style monologue from THAT movie?
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>>76568120
Who hurt you, tripfag? What did they do to make you such an asshole?
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>>76568146
What in the name of Gods green Earth is wrong with Stevens hand
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>>76568146
>Steven's hand
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>>76568156
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>>76568156
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Man Japanese peridot has a really nice voice.
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>>76568156
I take back everything negative I've ever said about Alexandrite's design.
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>>76567603
I'd suppose that since she's all about muh honour and despises "cheap tactics" and seems to view fusing in general as a sort of distasteful, that once she'd make the drastic, somewhat humiliating step of engaging in something as sissy and mushy as romantic anything, she'd at least make it into a serious (honourable) thing, devoted and loyal. I can't see her cavorting light-heartedly around.
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>>76568174
... maybe, what of it?
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>>76568146
someone took touch stump too literally.
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>>76568156
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>>76568156
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>Humans>Gems

Agreed?
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>>76568156
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>>76566219
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>>76568231
I'm glad you did. Thawne doesn't get enough love for as much of an unrepentant bastard he is.
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Has anyone got any pictures of gems shrugging?
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>>76568140
It doesnt even rain on HW what a boring fucking planet
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>>76568156
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>>76568245
Humans are our only hope against the gem menace.
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>>76568176
His ships were sunk
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>>76568245
Fuck yeah!
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>>76568156
For what purpose
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>>76568080
She will sacrifice herself though.
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>>76568093
Watching Greg and Connie die and the world moving on without him will age him to death. If he manages to live a thousand years that means he became a sociopath or something.
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>>76568156
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>>76568156
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>>76568254
Kek
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>>76568245
I would sacrifice my human existence to be remade as a sentient, immortal space rock that can reproject my physical appearance and remember shit perfectly if that's what you're asking
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>>76568266
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>>76568156
There are many things that need to be deleted.
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>Not /ss/
eeeeehhhhhh
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>>76568266
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>>76566160
Peridot is grump.
Steven is not so grump.
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Why does Peedee look worried in this pic? Isn't a a threesome with twins a dream for most people?
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>>76567010
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>>76568156
Horrible.
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>tfw not tall enough to ride
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>>76568156
fuck outta here
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>>76568336
He's extremely racist
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>>76568336
as a white dude with a hoodrat fetish


POST MOAR
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>>76568318
Honestly, at this point, I just take everything related to StevenxPearl. It gets way easier that way.
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>>76565664
Needs a cameltoe.
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>>76568350
This isn't even any better.
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>>76568336
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>>76568336
I Know where this is going
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>>76568336
He doesn't want hot pizza grease on his junk
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>>76567876
I wonder if the giant pseudo-Jasper we've seen in the flashback was a fusion of n Amethysts. Wasn't that gem voiced by Amy's VA anyway?
>>
>Imperial Guards in a Lenan Russ
>Death Corps of Krieg
>Tallarn Desert Raider
>Valhallans
>A Tech Priest and Commissar
>A Catachan Jungle Fighter
I almost feel old.
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>>76568300
A lesbian, sentient, immortal space rock
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>>76568336
Gunga's giving him a hummer under the table
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>>76568350
That's pretty cool. Too limb enhancers won'tbe in it.
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>>76568349
I don't think anyone's tall enough to rie Jasper.
And live.
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>>76568378
>Implying anything Scribble puts out is less than perfect
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>>76568100
But they could die as casualties or civilians, doesn't mean they were fighting
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>>76568350
>bifurcated arms
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>>76568285
The fuck is this from? Is John Fucklaw in there?
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Cutest Gem is here now, you can all relax.
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>>76568192
>Jasper's face
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>>76567546
I think it's from the guy on tumblr who rips these shots from actuals vcrs playing su episodes.
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>>76568328
No. They'd prolly be Matt and Pat more likely.
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>>76568110
i don't get it
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>>76568093
Yes and? Rose is dead as well but I still like that pairing. I wonder how they'd age if they live as Stevonnie though. Maybe they would just age slower but what would happen in the end when "they" die? Would suddently a part die and die fusion breaks up, leaving only Steven behind?
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>>76568300
But you won't be able to reproduce without giving up your physical form and eventually you'll turn into a monster...
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>>76568443
Show me where she's cute outside of fanart
>inb4 fart jokes
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>>76568443
Yes. Relax.
>>
So wait, why do people think Yellow and white diamond are based on Dio and Ragyo? Is it because yellow is framed in shadow and looking over her shoulder and white is shown fabulous and glowing?
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>>76568435
I got it from DA, and that's just a normal commissar.
Here's Fuklaw.
Notice the angry face on the hat?
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>>76568176
Your mum hurt me when I was riding her too hard.
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>>76568443
Is she standing behind Lapis?
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>>76568245
>>76568300
>It's getting late, time to go to bed
>Walk up stairs to my room
>Trip
>Fall down several flights of stairs
>Fall would kill any mortal
>Survive with only a sprained ankle
>Ankle hurts pretty bad, though
>Use thousands of years of experience receiving and treating minor injuries to examine my ankle
>Will require a few days of resting in bed to heal
>Maybe even a week
>Fuck that
>Kill myself
>Come back to life
>Didn't rush myself like a try-hard Amethyst, but only making minor changes, and I'm no OCD Pearl either, so I was only gone for a couple hours
>Ankle is all better
>I also took the opportunity to upgrade my breasts to E cups because I like big boobs, as do my many, many lesbian gfs I have had throughout history
>Also gave myself fangs because fuck it I can
>It's pretty late now, though
>I better hurry up and get to bed so I can get some sleep
>Remember that I don't need to sleep
>Stay up all night shitposting on /sug/
>tfw Gem master race
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>>76568433
I want Eldrazi to LEAVE.
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>>76568443
Thanks anon but I think this isnt enough Lazuli
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LAPIS
LAZULI
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
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Anyone got any of them sweet stevidot pictures?
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>>76568433
Where did the Eldrazi touch you anon?
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I wonder if Rebecca Sugar comes on here and sees all of this shit
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>>76565725
>The quote is the only opal quote
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>>76568506
she farted
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I'm glad we're getting more space suit episodes
The outfit is really great
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>>76568512
EVERYWHERE
SIMULTANEOUSLY
AT ALL POINTS IN TIME
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>>76568473
I can see that.
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>>76568499
There is nothing wrong with the Eldrazi. Ula-chan a pure! PYURE!
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>>76568501
You are CORRECT
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>>76568524
She also said "stay low" which I would argue is a better quote
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>>76568435
It's a normal Commissar. Ragin' John Fuklaw would be doing over the top shit like dropping The Litany of Litany's Litany on Nurgle's fat ass.
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>>76568443
>>76568506

>>76568497
>>76568536

STOP
T
O
P
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>>76568536
Every outfit is great on Pearl

Even the clown one
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>>76568543
How does a pile of Chalked human post on 4chan?
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>>76568392
They've stated in the leak that Amethyst's supposed to be about Rose's size or so, and it appeared that way in the flashback, so It's prolly an Amy footsoldier.
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>>76568482
RIGHT HERE
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It's going to be really hot down near the core.

Lapis would be really useful i think.
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>>76568365
I don't have moar...
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>>76568556
"I don't have it" is the best quote because it highlights her personality.
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>>76568479
Not to mention everytime you get damage you automatically poof back in your core and spend hours repairing your wound, when a human can just cover their wound and wait for it to heal.

You know whats really fucking retarded? That gems cant regenerate their meatsuits instantly since the meatsuits are nothing more than projections so any damage done to the meatsuit should do nothing to the gem at all.
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Adding to the theory that YD is based on Dio and WD is based on Ragyo, BD is going to be based on Vegeta
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Telling a Pearl fan "Pearl is the weakest character" and watching the fans catch the bait
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>>76568156
Holy shit
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>>76568418
Why is Scribble so fucking based?
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>>76568586
Some of the dust fell into my computer
Cyberspace isn't as fun as it's cracked up to be
Send help
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>>76568417
Actually, considering Peridot's height in comparison, most adult men and women would be tall enough to ride.
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>>76568506
She almost killed everyone on Earth in a half-baked plan to get home.
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>>76568365
Might be called a cuck but white guys who want to fuck hoodrats is a fetish of mine
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>>76568594
Not really, considering the immense heat, she needs water to function, the moment it evaporates, she's buggered.
Now Sapphire would be a million times more useful to stop the engine from over heating.
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>>76568585
>Trip
>Fall down several flights of stairs
>Crack skull
>Die
>No healing lacrimal essence, no spit, no fountain
>No hope
>Just die
>tfw inferior human race
>>
When will the Snake People show up? I'm waiting here...
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>>76568474
She's got at least a second, less obvious pair of limb enhancers.
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>>76568654
wait, did she take the WHOLE ocean?
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>>76568594
That's my phone lockscreen. I have a ripple effect when I drag to unlock.
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>>76568550
Ulamog a shit Emrakul best waifu
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>>76568635
He makes quality SU content without being a Tumblr bitch.
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So when will we get the point when we start seeing 100s of gems AKA Waifu Paradise?
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>>76568662
Unless you're a hood rat yourself, that is not cuckold behavior.
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I want to sue Lapis on Judge Judy!
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>>76568337
Fucking savage man
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>>76567558
How about Sapphire and something like Pearl's look from the Sworn to the Sword holoflashback? (on a phone right now but I'll try and look up references when I get back to my computer if you think you'd need them)
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>>76568654
well shes too dumb to build a spaceship so she did what she had to so and still did nothing wrong at all.
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And I could be your favorite girl!

You and me forever, perfectly together!

Now tell me boy, wouldn't that be sweet?
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>>76568633
>GlasGal
Oh god, I've spawned an imitator, now I'm truly sorry.
>>
Is there any Mulan crossover art? I ask because I'm about to watch Mulan and SU has crossover art for everything.
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>>76568669
Not just THE ocean, ALL the oceans.
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>>76568245
>Steven's humanity gives him the edge in the fight against Homeworld
>Let's him see things from a different angle and bring Gems and humans together
>SON OF MAN LOOK TO THE SKY
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>>76568701
WEEEE OOOO
WEEEE OOOO
WEEEE OOOO
WEEEE OOOO
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>>76568669
She would have kept taking water until there wasn't water left. Erf needs that water stuff.
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>>76567177
Fuck I nearly spit out my soda.
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>>76568674
Nigga needs to learn how to draw wrists on the Universe family though
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>>76568498
>>76568664
I made a typo. But yeah, rather be human. Just my personal preference
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>>76568701
God I hate that song.
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>>76568685
These are gettin' weird, man.
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L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>76566905
whats her name?
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Halloween doesn't exist in SU
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so what are yellow diamond's powers? Any theories yet?
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>>76568674
>Tumblr bitch
It's like you haven't read any of the melodramatic shit he writes about himself.
I thought he was just fucking around, but everything is real.
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G L A S G O W
L
A
S
G
O
W
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>>76568748
Why do you build me up, Buttercup baby, just to let me down? And mess me around?

And then worst of all, you never call baby when you say you will, but I love you still

I need you (I need you)

More than anyone, Darling,

You know that I have from the start.

So build me up, Buttercup, don't break my heart.
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Fuck you too Scot
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>>76568626
Maybe because the truth hurts?

From what we've seen thus far the caste ranking according to Peridot is something like

Amethyst/Jasper/Quartz
--
Peridot
--
Garnet
--
The Steven
--
Pearl

Quartz class Gems are used for shocktroops, Gems like Lapis Lazuli are probably for stuff like terraforming, Peridots and similar are artisans and scientists, Pearls just exist to hold your shit and look pretty.

Ruby and Sapphire are ambiguous but a Ruby may be a type of quartz, my gemology sucks.
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>>76568723
I can't wait till it gets just a little bit colder and I can wear my hoodie + outerwear jackets together
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>>76568791
What does he write, m80
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>>76568786
>not Greg teaching his son to drive
one job
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>>76568787
Lightning would be the generic cop out power, time powers for a jojo reference, otherwise the only other theory I've seen around is gem destabilizer/force field based powers.
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>>76568734
He's gotten better, but it's just a syndrome that occurs when someone draws a lot of the thing you like. It's really hard to see flaws, so you're only left with people dick-riding your work.
>>
pictures with peridot and steven together trigger me
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>>76568836
Go to his two blogs, motherfucker. I'm not doing your homework.
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BABY I'M PULLIN MY WEIGHT IN GOLD
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>>76566212
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When will Steven ignore a robber that is going to kill Greg?
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>>76568778
TOO BAD
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>>76568787
She stops time and screams "muda"
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>>76568791
He anonymously lurks like a bro and doesn't look/beg for praise like most artists. People ask him personal questions and he is just honest. Personality wise, he is at least an 8/10 in my book.
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>>76568852
He died.
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>>76568787
A superpowah to convince/control mind
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>>76568884
>NUCLEAR FAMILY
CALL THE PRESIDENT
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Baiting fans into an argument
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>>76568862
Welcome to the real world bitch.
>>
>>76568498
Anyone have that picture of a cowboy gemsona that used a revolver and was actually halfway decent?
I want that shit
>>
To all the people that say gems are the same way, the very atomic composition of each gemstone they are based on is different from eachother.

In other words the gems are seperate kingdoms of inorganic life themselves.

Quartz are oxides
Peridots are silicates
Diamonds are carbon

Gems are not races they are literal domains of life.
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The cutest.
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>>76568908
>>76568856
Damn.
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>>76568853
garnet already has electric powers

>>76568903
Is this theory entirely based on her pose and nothing else?
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>>76568820
What a faggot holy shit
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>>76568826
>Ruby and Sapphire are ambiguous but a Ruby may be a type of quartz, my gemology sucks.
They would have to be the same caste. Just because Sapphire wears a dress doesn't make her noble.
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>>76568787
She's so salty that she can induce extreme thirst in anyone she sees.
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Why did Amethyst being in the ground for too long make her a midget?
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>>76568903
/sug/ why are there ants in your threads?
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Honor on the battlefield

Glory in death

Last Light
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>>76568896
Never because he isn't a stupid idiot, and if he could make that web slinging device, he'd sell it, become a multimillionaire and figure out how to stop crime in a much more efficient way.
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>>76568967
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>>76568924
oops my mistake
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>>76568967
There wasn't enough life force around to make her a complete gem.
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>>76568908
He's still a bitch. Real whinny with stuff, too.
Good looking drawings, though. He's made considerable progress.
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>>76568826
After Too Far I was waiting for such a fanart.
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>>76568962
Saved this pic. Good work, anon.
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>>76568156
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>>76568962
I was moreso inferring to her personality and the fact that with the exception of Rose, the other two Quartzes have been a little hot headed or ready to throw down.
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>>76568952
No, of course Steven Universe fans wouldn't compare one villain to another based solely on stance!
It's also because she's yellow. And Dio's hair is yellow.
As you can see, it's all pretty conclusive.
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>>76568820
>following him
I don't know which is worse, being him or listening to him
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>>76568967
In reality, jaspers grow smaller due to the pressure and heat, becoming amethysts.
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>>76568962
ruby and sapphire are both corundum like the post says. ruby is WAY too smol to be a quartz. I think it just means the same gem name. Where does that fact even come from?
>>
Here how it goes basically

Mineria:

Silicatia
Carbononea
Oxidea

Silicatea:
Magnesia:
Perdiot

Oxidea:
Quartz:
Ameythst
Jasper
Rose

Carbona:
Diamond:
Yellow Diamond

Non Mineria:
Pearl

So Pearls are literally not even gems as their atomic composition is not even a gemstone so it makes sense for them to be treated like outsiders.
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>>76569023
>>76568957
>>76568820
I thought people enjoy cross media experiences.
>>
So who will impregnate Yellow Diamond?
>>
>>76568992
Good job dismantling it
It could have been a disaster
>>
muh 4m tall ADHD Shiva goddess waifu
>>
>>76569097
I thought you weren't such a gigantic faggot. Guess we were both wrong, huh?
>>
>>76569114
Is Opal 4 meters tall?
>>
>>76569069
I just want to find out if Pearls are made the same way the rest of the gems are, or if they have to farm them from giant space mollusks or some such.
>>
>>76567010
This is going to be a pseudo canon thing. It's never explicitly said as canon or not

Steven Universe: Cinnabar Strikes Back

After an incident with nearly meteorite crashing into the earth, a Homeworld war ship is discovered beneath the earth's crust. Inside is the powerful Cinnabar, a loyal gem commander who has laid dormant inside the ship, completely covered in stone. Unable to process that Homeworld has lost and it's been thousands of years, Steven attempts to befriend this new gem only for the Crystal Gems attempt to poof her.

Recognizing the Gems as traitors, Cinnabar escapes to the Kindergarten and restarts it hoping to create and army large enough to stop the C. Gems. It backfires however when the Crystal Gems battle her and she falls into the gem creation goop, forming a pseudo Cluster.

Cluster!Cinnabar defeats the gems (Steven not being there) and using the warp pads returns to the temple to absorb all the bubbled gem beasts. Steven, Connie, and Peridot, not knowing what to do use Steven's dream entering, Roses's armory, and Lion to find Malachite and release her onto the supercluster.

We have a huge kaiju fight between Malachite and Cinnabar, and it seems like the latter is going to win until we have the return of Alexandrite and the battle goes 2 vs 1.

Steven realizes that if Alexandrite doesn't kill Cinnabar Malachite will. He fuses with Connie and Peridot, forming Topaz, a remix of the theme plays, and they block the final blow from both Alexandrite and Malachite, albeit causing them to poof and split. Alexandrite, realizing what theyve done, poof Cinnabar, subdue Malachite and defuse before tending to Peridot, Steven and Connie.

Peridot was poofed and Connie is in critical condition but will make it ok. But Steven is in trouble as his gem forms hairline cracks. When Cinnabar reforms she realizes what she has done, sacrifices herself with an experimental piece of gem tech, heals Steven, and dies.

Steven cries, the Gems cry, The end
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>>76569099
Steven. He is the True Cluster after all.
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>>76569069
What about Ruby and Sapphire?
>>
>>76569145
She doesn't remember.
>>
So, when we get to Drop Beat Dad and Steven meets Marty, are we finally gonna get the moment of Steven figuring out that some humans can be cruel/hurtful/unforgivable?

Which will happen first? Steven questioning his faith in humanity or his faith in Gemkind?
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>>76569145
4 might be a bit much but she's at least 3m since she seems to be a bit taller than purportedly 8' Rose. Nothing is drawn on model and perspective gets wonky at times because they don't care to standardize it though, so don't expect a solid answer.
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>>76565542
That IS a normal hazard symbol, but it's known that Sucrose and Hirsch are good friends IRL, so it's not impossible.
>>
>>76569145
About that. I remember she was twice as tall as Garnet during the episode the giant green hand arrived.
>>
The leaked episode was an anti-climatic start to the hiatus.
>>
>>76568682
well i'm a black dude, but i do enjoy watching white guy on hood rat porn
>>
>>76568787
sun powers
>>
>>76569099
Ever heard of the Yellow Diamond Steven AU?
>>
>tfw Jasper and Amethyst are Steven's half-sisters.
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>>76569146
My money is on a giant, living factory of a Gem named Nacre/Mother of Pearl.
>>
>>76569181
He'll become best friends with Marty and convince him to nurture Sour Cream's DJ career in the big city
>>
Why is Opal forgetful again? I forgot.
>>
>>76569109
yeah that was a close one

thanks for making me check my privilege
>>
>>76569184
Four meters sounds like a nice round number and a good mid way height between a human height and the absolute giants like Alexandrite, Sardonyx, and Sugilite.
>>
>>76568633
There's only room for one girl from glasgow and thats me you fucking cunt
>>
>>76569152
I'd watch that hour-long special
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>>76569237
>Nuclear Privilege
>>
>>76569069
So Pearls are probably created in labs via mixtures of harvested organic matter and specially selected debris, right?
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>>76565631
You sound pretty sexy.
>>
>>76568473
Steven and Peridot playing scary games would be fantastic. Peridot would try to deconstruct it and make fun of Steven for getting into it, followed immediately by getting spooked.
>>
>>76569190
And Garnies about 2 meters with her hair, right?
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>>76569269
Steven and Peridot playing Slender when?
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>>76569165
they're both corundum, aluminum oxide. Presumably all corundums are tiny and weak compared to quartzes

>>76569223
nacre isn't a mineral though, it's just what pearls are made out of, a mix of aragonite and protein. Aragonite is the true mother of pearl
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>>76569069
I remember when this show first started people were wondering because of this the reason why was Pearl considered a Crystal gem. I guess this confirms it now. We still don't know anything about Ruby and Sapphire place(I think sapphire is upper middle class while Ruby is a worker) and lapis since lapis lazuli isn't a gem it's actually a rock
>>
i want to fuck malachite
>>
>>76569229
Shouldn't you be doing something mission related instead of posting on /sug/, Opal?
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>>76569026
hm, peridot mentioned amethyst' hole seemed 500 years newer

so it seems gems need hundreds/thousands of years to gestate
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>>76569194
>Homosexual agenda pushed
>WOOO INNUENDO
>We're confirmed once again that Amethyst is suffering from the Gem form of dwarfism and is therefore a defect
>It turns out Steven is related by gemology to Amethyst and Jasper
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>>76569271
She's a big gal.
>>
>>76569283
Or, you know, a good game.
>>
>>76565542
I mean, there's still the chance that the Homeworld symbol is meant to inspire the hazard symbol.
>Yellow - Instability - people speculate the destabilizers are a part of Yellow Diamond's power
>Red - Fire Hazard/Flashpoint - Pink seems to have been the spark of the rebellion
>Blue - Health Hazard - maybe the most warrior like considering she was in the mural facing down Rose
>White - Specific Hazard - could be anything?
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>>76569229
Amethyst's apathy and Pearl's concentration results in Opal's attention getting stuck on all the wrong things, is my guess.
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>>76569299
Good luck with that, pal.
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>>76565631
>me and steven fusing in his bed all night and he'd make me a hot mess
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>>76569262
image limit reached Ill have to post my classification diagram in the next thread shit
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>>76569247
thanks!
>>
Who is Opal?
>>
>>76569323
>>76569283

Destroyed
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>>76569246
>>76568633
Girls girls!
You're terrible, both of you!
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>>76569348
She is the granddaughter of Toph.
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>>76569337
I mean does she canonically forget something?
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>>76569287
I don't think they're going to be specifying mineral or anything like that. So far the only real classification has been "gemstone" which Nacre can be considered.

But even then, it'd make even more sense for Nacre to be some kind of abomination Gem Factory then instead of a normal Gem.

BUT THEN WHO MAKES THE NACRE?
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>>76569374
the heaven beetle
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>>76569374
The Heaven Beetle
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>>76569323
>>76569349
Alright, I picked a shit meme game, I admit it.
What would be a better game to spook Peridot?
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>>76569362
Fuck off soddy cuck I bet you sexually identify as binary this fucking bitch is name fagging for attention and now she's got it.
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>>76569311
Isn't he, though? Both amethyst and jasper are different types of quartz.
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>>76569314
For you.
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>>76569374
i don't remember
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>>76568156
why do they have to 'sexy' wtf

try too hard you ge a mess
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>>76569410
P.T.
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>>76569410
Call me cliche, but probably Amnesia.
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>>76569374
She hasn't gotten much character development but they made a point of making her seem forgetful in one of the only scenes with her. She forgot the heaven beetle, the entire reason they were out there.
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>>76569374
She usually gets caught up on being Opal she ends up forgeting her mission's objective like the heaven beetle
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>>76569376
nacre, like pearl, is a product of mollusk biology
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>>76569348
Amethyst and Pearl fused into an amalgam of both of their physical and magical traits.
She's a stone cold Betty, with Pearl's lovable personality and 10/10 waifu material.
And she's also got really big lips, too. That's Amethyst, I guess.
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>>76569444
What the fuck ever happened to the beetles anyway
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>>76569401
>>76569406
>>76569417
>>76569444
>>76569449 (You)
all me
>>
>>76569413
>Binary as an insult.
Give me religious incited violence any day of the week when I can't tell the difference between real life and sarcasm.
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>>76569484
Forgotten, like the rest of season 1A
>>
Reminder that bismuth crystals aren't the only crystals that can take that shape.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopper_crystal

>Hoppering is common in many minerals, including lab-grown bismuth, galena, quartz (called skeletal or fenster crystals), gold, calcite, halite (salt), and water (ice).
>Quartz
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>>76567419
>>76568073
So like Rose becomes a villain tearing the Earth apart in her war against Homeworld. Greg is leader of the Human insurgency or something. The Maheswaran become warrior badasses trying to keep their sheltered girl out of the fighting. Etc etc etc?


What other crazy shit would we have in the Stevenpoint Universe?
>>
The gems are more related to the cybertronians than organic life on earth due to their atomic compositions.
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>tfw you love Opal
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>>76566029

>Puny Pearl.

>>76566367

She was built for hugging.
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>>76569410
Spooky's House of Jump Scares. Hardly the best horror game, but it's got that balance of cute and spooky that would be appropriate for Steven.
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>>76568967
>maintenance drone
>Not personal sex slave
That said, owning any Pearl is considered a significant status symbol on Homeworld, much less a fancy one like Earth!Pearl.
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>>76569505
Hopper Quartz doesn't look anything like the extremely specific and unique looking formations that lab grown bismuth makes.

It's unquestionably bismuth based on that alone.
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>>76569484
>>76569501
They were just more corrupted Gems, but they were docile ones.

Honestly, my biggest question with them is why didn't they bother to get them earlier? Why wait all these thousands of years and suddenly go "Oh, hey, we should get both of these from their separate areas and put them in an enclosure together in a bubble in the temple right now."

Same goes for Pyramid Gem.
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>>76569586
A status symbol for the gems who own pearls, it doesn't do much for the status of pearls themselves.
>>
10:30 still no qt lapis gf to take me away
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>>76569614
Pearls are not the same species, genius, family, order, class, phylum, kingdom or domain as other gems.
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>>76569208
The upcoming episode Tiger Philanthropist would be a good time to bring Jasper back. Reveal her as the new wrestling champion while only Amethyst and Steven are around to fight her.
>Rose Quartz never told you what a perfect Amethyst looks like, or what happened to the other kindergarten Gems.
>She told me enough! They're all dead or corrupted!
>Not all of them.
>You don't mean...

Long story short, Amethyst and Steven fuse into Tiger's Eye.
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>>76569594
To test Steven.
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>>76569505
>hopper crystals are artificially produced in labs
>they don't occur naturally except under extremely rare conditions
>yfw bismuth may have been an artificial gem like pearl
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>>76567223
>Rose knew humans since they were jungle savages which was 200,000 years ago

You are an imbecile.

>>76567312
>even a fucking 4 year old wouldnt think a spoon or a towel is a weapon.

Unless that person has never eaten or needed to dry themselves off.
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>>76568967
>>76569026
I imagine that what happened involved crystalization.
Amethyst, notably, is a crystaline quartz. Not saying she would have been a Jasper specifically, but maybe crystalline structure in gems isn't common.

Or, alternatively, maybe being in the ground so long just compacted her with more energy being pumped in and condensing.
She's actually a super compressed ball of gem energy just waiting to figure out how to tap into it all and explode in violent anime power-up rage.
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>>76569189
I think it's kinda funny that the hazard sign is basically the same symbol as the Diamond thing in SU. Aren't there more colored diamonds they could have chosen from?
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>Peridot didn't understand how to be funny because she hadn't had the need to be before
>Tries to imitate Amethyst, because she considers her her superior and she seemingly enjoys it
>Still tries to apologize over something that makes no sense to her

Reminder that Peridot did nothing wrong
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>>76569687
I've got a guide for you to read that has another stance on the importance of towels.
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>>76569713
Peridot logged that she was becomming tired of the word clod.

What does this mean?

Personally i think it means that shes going to have to use heavier language
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>>76569713
She just wants to understand :_;
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>>76569712
Well, those four colors as they relate to diamonds have some more specific meaning.
>White Diamonds are the purest, having nothing in them to discolor them
>Yellow Diamonds are usually considered flawed and are used for industrial-grade shit like drill tips.
>Blue and Pink Diamonds are both marked (at least on the wikipedia page about Diamond Color) as being some of the rarest (though red is apparently the highest value).

>>76569713
Gets even worse when you think about how she'll be with Garnet.
>Doesn't understand love at all
>Likely never fused before
>Meanwhile, two Gems are basically power fucking in front of her, which she's only seen as being something you do before you kill, while she's trying to work.
>>
>>76568903
I wish I could post the DioPearl picture
>>
So the new episodes been leaked? Is it worth watching now or should I just wait?
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>>76569713
Peridot is much better than Lapis that's for sure.
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>>76569759
She said she was running out of the ways to say "clods", nah?
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>>76569798
Only if you want shit quality, a laugh track, and 30 crucial seconds missing from the video.
Check the OP.
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>>76569798
Just wait. Or Zuke will get sad
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>>76569798
It's a bit disappointing if it's the hiatus starter but if it's not then it's ok.
>>
>>76569793

The value of diamonds is one of the longer running international scams out there.

Some 16 tons of diamond is hauled out of the ground by mostly Africans every year. Shit's extra durable broken glass.
>>
>>76569713
This.
Also, she didn't try to be mean at all. She told what Amethyst exactly is.
>>
>>76569798
Wait - the quality is shit and it's missing like a minute of the episode.
>>
>>76569793
Garnet is the final level, the ultimate boss in the path of redemption
>>
>>76569798
Wait.
There's about 30 secs missing at a critical point in the episode.
>>
>>76569842
>Sugar actually agrees to show a full episode in a panel, knowing that it will leak to the internet anyway
>Zuke gets mad to us for watching the leaks
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>>76569798
I'd wait but if you want to honor leakbros sacrifice before he was sent to sleep with the fishes I'd watch
>>
>>76569152
Bravo you get 300 shmekles
>>
>>76569900
She's not mad, just dissapointed you didn't wait until release day.
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>>76569849
Yes, everyone knows that faggot. But this children's show isn't going to go blood diamond on us.

They would clearly stick to the common symbolism of the diamond, and even possibly stick to the myth of diamonds being unbreakable.
>>
i have arrived! what has happened.
>>
>>76569494
>(you)
pffff
>>
>>76569954
I stuck a sharpie up my ass in exchange for lewd art.

I would have done it for free.
>>
>>76569954
nothing interesting

as usual
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>>76569713
>Jokes about Pearl
>Amethyst laughs
>Jokes about Garnet
>Amethyst laughs and then tells her to joke about Steven
>Jokes about Steven
>Amethyst laughs, Peridot thinks she's on a roll
>Jokes about Amethyst
>Amethyst acts like a turbocunt, Peridot has no idea what she did wrong

I guess Homeworld made being a faggot who can laugh at others but not yourself punishable by shattering, since Peridot had no prior experience in dealing with That Kid.

Seriously though, fuck Amethyst. Joking about Pearl's very existence being solely for servitude, Garnet's very existence being an abomination, and Steven's very existence being so inefficient that to Peridot it's just a cycle of eating and shitting, these are ok. But joking about Amethyst being short, whoa fuck man, step back, you're going TOO FAR!
>>
>>76569954
There was some arguing about drug use.
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>>76569999
She wasn't even joking, she was describing the CGs with her retarded Homestuck speak.
>>
how many of you are boys? i get the feeling its all girls here
>>
>>76569998
nice try on those quads :^)
>>
>>76566953
This guy again.
>tfw terrible at digital drawing
I can't decide on a color scheme, anons. Help.
http://imgur.com/z8KTr8I
>>
>>76569821
Yeah that implies fatigue, stop that.
>>
>>76569999
That's the only reaason Peridot went too far: She thought that what she was saying was funny, because Amethyst was laughing at all of it and she wanted her validation. Not going to lie, she was kind of a shitty person and had it coming this episode.
>>
>>76569999
To be fair, Garnet laid on the heat way earlier when she joked with Pearl about keeping Amethyst. She's probably gotten some shit over the years.
>>
>>76570052
We had a strawpoll once.
It's mostly guys in here.
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>>76570052
I AM AN ATTACK HELICOPTER FOXKIN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Oh sweet jesus, that's just Tails form Sonic, isn't it?
>>
>>76570052
Me.
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>>76570095
Regardless that's not a gender identity.
>>
>>76570076
The color blue enrages me
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>>76570052
It's /co/. It's nearly entirely male.

There are like maybe 3 boards which are more female then male, and they are all fashion or art related
>>
>>76570052
The ratio is like 90% dudes, 5% females, and ~5% snowflake.
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>>76570076
>tfw terrible at digital drawing
i feel ya
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>>76570052
snowflake reporting in
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>>76569999
Well amethyst is basically a tee . And teenagers are all sociopaths
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>>76570092
let's have another one, why not

http://www.strawpoll.me/5712338

VOTE
O
T
E
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>>76570052
I answered boy even though I'm not. Strawpolls are stupid.
>>
>>76570076
2, 3, and 4 could all work. 1 could work if you make the saturation levels a bit more similar between your colors and lighten the hair. 5 could work if you lighten the hair too I guess. 6 doesnt have enough contrast between the skin and clothing and the hair color doesnt go with it. right now I like 2 and 3 the most
>>
>>76570254
Why though? Other than being inherently inaccurate with all the guys claiming to be females or snowflakes the numbers always show an overwhelming male crowd.
>>
>>76570052
I'm female bit I'm the one usually posting about wanting to get dommed by Jasper
>>
>>76570255
There's nothing that'd work better in anonymous oriental illustration-based correspondence forums though.
>>
>>76570124
STOP OPPRESSING ME SHITLORD
>>
>>76570254
Voted female even though I'm male.
>>
>>76570312
That makes two of us.
>>
>>76570315
NOTHING works in an anonymous oriental illustration-based correspondence forums. That's why we should couldn't care about it at all.
>>
>>76570254
>No asshole option.
Why bother.
>>
>>76570307
Someone asked. Don't reply if you don't feel like it, it's easy to ignore.
>>
>>76570312
>>76570353
You can stop.
>>
>>76570376
"Other, shitclod" is the asshole option.
>>
Anyone else think that Peridot's gonna have an awkward moment where once the cluster's gone, she realises that while she does get to live now, she definitely can't go back to the homeworld? I don't think it's dawned on her yet.
>>
>>76570389
It doesn't bother me any, just seems kind of pointless given that we've done enough to accurately predict the outcome at any given time.
>>
>>76570376
it's the "other".

>>76570337
well, I hope you got at least a slight kick out of that small act of shittery, to make it worth the effort
>>
>>76567487
Pearl is between 7,500 to 8,500 years old.

>War 5,500 years ago
>Pearl was a few thousand years old (2-3) when she started war

Learn to lore.
>>
>>76569953
Yellow Diamond is Not Crash
>>
>fear and loathing in beach city

what happens niggers ?
>>
>>76570453
yeah, im pretty sure YD is going to be pissed. Someone who is truly loyal to homeworld should have been willing to sacrifice themselves. Especially a lowly technician who is easily replaceable
>>
>>76569335
I really wonder if YD will be the actual endboss and not BD or WD instead.
>>
>>76570496
It's a Lars episode
>>
>>76570496
Drugs, and then a much longer debate about the ramification of drug use and if it's considered 'degenerate'. I don't think anyone has the heart to carry on the drug thing though.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuLAHwrJwrU

pretty good music tbh
>>
>you will never do shrooms with Opal
>>
>>76570496
We get a shitty episode based on a shitty movie based on a shitty book written by a shitty journalist with shitty morals.
>>
>>76568826
Our Pearl specifically is "stronger" (more capable) than Amethyst, though, the show's fairly clear about that. The weakest gem is Peridot, then Steven (pending control of his powers), then Amethyst, then Pearl, then Garnet. Ruby & Sapphire presumably rank between Peridot and Amethyst. Lapis is highly situational, Rose is dead, Jasper's stronger than Garnet in terms of raw power but Garnet can use futurevision to throw her into power stations and shit.

Unless anon meant weakest character as in "Pearl's got a weak character", in which case yeah no shit.
>>
>>76570528
I'm expecting Yellow to be the first big bad, but for BD to show up afterwards as the true big bad.
>YD was doing all this to get power away from BD
>YD's theme was "Love is what makes gems strong" and she was trying to denounce it
>BD shows up and is all "Yeah, love is great and Gems should help each other. BUT FUCK THEM HUMANS AMIRIGHT?"
>Theme then goes to "all life is precious".
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>>76570052
I think 1/5 were girls.
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>>76570599
Opal is too pure for such degeneracy.
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>>76570052
im a boy

:^)

pearl is my man tho
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>>76570639
Mushrooms are pure and natural though, there's nothing degenerate about using them. It's like future vision.
>>
Guys there should be government intervention.


Like from a branch, like the fbi.

"or the CIA").
>>
>>76568943
Kingdoms AND domains are all carbon-based lifeforms, stop using biological classifications if you're going to fuck it up this bad.
>>
>>76570688
Yeah /sug/ is really getting out of hand.
>>
>>76570688
Why? The gems literally helped found the country.
Government knows not to fuck with them.
>>
>>76570682
>muh nature
>psychedelics ever being pure
Kill you'reself
>>
>kingdoms good
>empires bad
>>
>>76570720
>>76570688


>Coverup? What coverup?
>>
>>76569181
Steven already knows people can be cruel and hurtful. He's just a better person than you are.
>>
>>76570744
Is the apostrophe supposed to be ironic?
Honestly
>>
>>76569949
Shit man I'm a bit sad that I didn't wait. The quality of that leak was horrible. So i'm still really looking forward to Thursday.
>>
>>76570688
The world doesn't work like ours. People seem to behave the same, but certain historical facts and societal norms seem to be completely fucked.

Geographically the world is different, and who knows what the presence of corrupt gems did to human history.

We've already seen that there seem's to be no significant police force or any actual authority that cares about the gems. This is probably down to history either being different, and those agencies working in different ways then to our world.
>>
>all this drug shit again

jesus christ
>>
Someone cook up some fresh bread.
>>
Page 10, make new bread.
>>
>>76570887
New thread
>>
>>76569181
His faith in his son ;_;
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>>76566741
>Amethyst is the most fucked up

Absolutely not. Although I don't understand the appeal of her either, she's hardly the most fucked up. Pearl currently holds that title/
>>
>>76568316
BOLTERS DON'T DROP SHELLS
>>
>>76570543

and Amethyst puts a padlock in one of his ear gauges.
>>
>>76570834
yes, it's a meme you dip
>>
>>76570962
Even in a setting of it, they're not kraut space magic. Of course they do.
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>>76570300
Thanks, anon. 3 was the original one, and I think I'll stick by it.
>>
>>76570315
The whole point of an anonymous board is who gives a shit
>>
>>76570471
The war started 6000 years ago, and "a few" can easily encompass 4.
>>
>>76570617
Amethyst might be short but she definitely stronger than pearl. During their duel they seemed evenly matched in combat skill, but only amethyst has shown the strength to lift large object. Throwing huge rocks with her whip along with cutting the drill head off in a single strike
Pearl just seems to have a greater amount of mobility, balance, accuracy, coordination, tactics, agility, speed. So im not sure if this makes her stronger
>>
>>76570134
No it was way more females. I think 15 - 20%. And the snowflakes were part of a different question.
>>
>>76568176
he's scottish, theyre mad about being subhuman
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>>76570842
It wasn't that bad, man. This is flat simplistic 2D art, it's perfectly watchable and audible all the way through except for literally 1 or 2 separate seconds when the audiencetards made it hard to hear what a character is saying. The only issue is the missing 30 seconds, which is irritating but it gives me a reason to watch it again when the episode's released.

If you'd watched it yesterday when our leaky friend first gave it to us, the joy of getting it unexpectedly would have outweighed any complaints.
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>>76571130
I don't mean physical strength, I just mean she's the more competent fighter.
>>
>>76569097
time and time again you prove to be a giant faggot
what do you have that trip on for, anyway? so your faggotry has a recognizable brand? where can i buy it on the stock market so i can purchase 80% of it and make the executive decision to make you stop posting
>>
>>76569798
I watched the leak, but I'm still going to watch the actual release.
The whole experience of the episode was ruined by the fact that it was being played for a bunch of mouthbreathing autists. I made feel like...one of them.
It made me hate myself a little.
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