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Rose's Room Connie Edition

Old thread: >>70899151

"Say Uncle" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk

>HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg

>"Story for Steven" preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utULCVro9kk
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This thread smells like curry already.
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>>70905331
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>>70905331
Daily reminder:
*poot*
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I don't know what to even say.
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>>70905362
It's just like a Goldfish commercial
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>>70905371
Except Connie is as American as they come.
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>mfw i can finally cosplay someone
>mfw i am going to cosplay young greg universe

<3
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Opal for best fusion
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Here's the Jasper as Rasslor art I drew that I couldn't post last thread.

I wasn't sure what to keep the same and what to change. In the end I just drew Jasper with a belt?
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>>70905389
>Saving a thumbnail
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>>70905384
I need to see the full colored version.
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>>70905331
Worship your new God.
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garnet bros [email protected]
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>>70905331

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cR2pzoP7Ae
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws

Whats up fuckerrrrs, i cant believe you would fuck that stick figure pearl and not me, i demand you make a vocaroo of me being fucked in the ass riht now or i wont let pan do any more pizza party podcasts fuckerrrrs
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>>70905331
We post pear-pear now
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>>70905331
Rose's Room is not a nice place. Every time Steven goes in there bad things happen.
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>>70905405
Now it smells like cunt.
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>we will never see Steven and Lapis play increasingly obscene practical jokes with Lapis using voice-copying powers on people around town
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>>70905410
Who is most attractive VA and why is it Estelle, followed closely by Jasper's VA
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i'm going to fuck this
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>>70905437
It's not done yet
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1/5
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>>70905453

>not wanting to get raped by your own imagination
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>>70905420
its a reminder of how small Steven really is
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>>70905453
I think it's more a realm that reflects the self and demands you have some degree of peace of self to use it effectively.
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>>70905389
>implying there aren't times when pearl is far less enthusiastic about having steven around
I'm just waiting for the volcano to go off if it hasn't already.
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>>70905362
"Thanks Steven!"
"Fmon fank me! Fank fmookie maph froom phies!"
"What was that?"
"Mie ffed, Fmon fank-D'OH!"
"AHAHAHAHAHA!"
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>>70905471
2/5
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>>70905361
>Crispin "I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" Freeman -> Mr. Maheswaran
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
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>>70905499
3/5
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>>70905446
Do you have Asperger's?
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>>70905510
4/5
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>>70905510
oh yes please
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>>70905467
You remind me to the early RS threads where people would just fap to pic related
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>>70905495
>in a strange twist, it turns out Jasper shares Pearl's borderline psychotic fear and disgust with eating
>She's terrified by a plate of porkchops and fries
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>>70905389
Okay, what the fuck does /ss/teven mean?
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I've found the Homeworld Gems are a lot more fun to draw than the Crystal Gems.
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>>70905471
>Not, "Lapis, water you doing?"
2/10
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>>70905509
Reminder that Sugar supports all ships. All ships.
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>>70905446
Are those groj band OCs or something

Also is that GeneralIvan
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>>70905509
Make children short? I don't think it was originally her idea but I can't be arsed to look up the original source.
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>>70905446

filtered
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>>70905510
>almost 40 posts in five minutes

What's going on?
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>>70905521
5/5
FIN
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/sug/, would you a young Greg?
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>>70905517

No i need ass purgers fucker, check your priveledge fuckerrrrrs
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Posting Lap Laz
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>>70905538
/ss/ is straight shota, or basically when an older woman fucks a much younger guy.
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>>70905538
A play on for the shows saying of believe in steven only replaced with /ss/
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>>70905538
Basically straight shotacon porn involving Pearl and Steven

would that even be considered "straight" if Pearl technically is genderless?
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>>70905564
Only if he dressed like a girl.
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>>70905521
>>70905510
peridot should have been wearing those big round glasses
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>>70905384
>>70905331
>>70905468
you got a tumblr or something where i can monitor this
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>>70905509
This is going in my album, any more like this?
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>>70905564
NO
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>>70905568
Finish your comic you tomato picker!
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>>70905539
Best SU comic ever
And the first one that really made me laugh.

Where can I get more from the same artist?
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>>70905557
>world-weary janitor Peedee
it's so fitting
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So anyone want to speculate on "Story for Steven"?

I think due to that one pic Greg may have been friends/bandmates with Sour Cream's dad and they had a falling out.
Also I get the feeling that his reaction to Rose at the concert is going to be something we didn't expect, like he was initially scared of her or something.
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>>70905594
>Pearl is genderless
>Steven is technically his mom
Is this even /ss/? What the fuck do we call this?
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>>70905539
>vegan diet
8/10
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>>70905510
>WITNESS THE POWER OF TRUE WATER
>MRGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLG
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>>70905615
This is why people in cartoons should never have no hair. Its okay for Aang because he had those arrows.
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>>70905615
Greg looks sexier this way.
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>>70905539
>that beefy peri
>that beefy lapis

10/10 would kek again
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>>70905650

I just want to hear a fucking dark side to rose, God,

That would make me get big hard on
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Post best cheeto.
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>>70905539
That's a good image. You got a source?
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>>70905650
Greg will be revealed to be trans.
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>>70905665
>Lapis can godmode water
>Humans are mostly water
>yfw Lapis figures out bloodbending
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>>70905564

Only If his a transgender.
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Kid versions of the Homeworld Gems.

Where they at?
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>>70905660
/ss/teven
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>>70905427
>Describe the Gems in highschool
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>>70905650
Greg will turn out not to be Steven's father.
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/ss/trong in the real way!
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>>70905681
I think if we ever go into depth on the rebellion, we'll see a Rose that's super pissed off at Homeworld.

Righteous hatred is probably the best we're going to get.
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>>70905715
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>>70905539
This is perfect.
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>>70905681
She led a brutal fucking war that got a lot of people killed. She was also very likely a former conqueror before she found reason to love life instead of enslave and exterminate it.

Maybe Steven manages to win Jasper over by asking her to tell him about Rose.
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>>70905564
Nah. I would an older Greg though.
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good morning
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>>70905737
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>>70905748
Is this a hypothetical situation where Steven leaves with Lapis?
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>>70905539
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>>70905405
>Except Connie is as Weeaboo as they come.
RUB A DUB DUB, THANKS FOR THE GRUB
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>>70905410
Love it.
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>>70905702
>yfw Lapis uses this new found ability to rape everyone in Beach City
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>>70905767
But older Greg would have a much looser asshole. Why not have it nice and tight?
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>>70905748
Great now i need a dictator rose,

this is way better than /ss/teven universe
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>>70905700
>>70905704
>Greg is trans
Where the fuck are all you people crawling out from all of a sudden?
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>>70905792
>not wanting to take a ride on the vintage murdercock express
what are you gay?
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sussexite is an extremely rare borate mineral named after where it was discovered, Sussex County, New Jersey. Although it is found in locals around the world, the only facetable materal is found in the Sterling Mine, within New Jersey. Sussexite is found within the Franklin Mining District, also known as the Franklin Furnace, where many very rare manganese, zinc, and iron minerals are found, over 300 different minerals. Many of these are also fluorescent, although sussexite is not
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>>70905564
No but I would dew a Dewey of all ages
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>>70905784
Europoor jelly of the melting pot confirmed.
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>>70905739
>Righteous hatred
>implying it won't be on par with the religious zealotry we see in the middle east

What do you think happened to all the colonizing gems who lived on Earth before the rebellion? You don't just give up your home when asked.
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>>70905564
Y'all have pleb taste in characters, now that you see Young greg you like him? Greg has been my favorite since LLC. Greg is awesome, I wish my dad was as cool as him.
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>>70905822
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>>70905331
>young greg
>young greg singing
>young greg singing that song for rose
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>>70905816
It's the only way SfS will be good.
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>>70905647
>>70905698
I got a tumblr.
its tooneyd.tumblr.com
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I feel like I've missed an episode or something. I don't remember Connie with an eyepatch. What episode was that in?
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>>70905471
>>70905499
>>70905510
>>70905521
>>70905557
I love the HS gems.
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>>70905784
Steven is part magical-girl, of course weeaboos will flock to his dick
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Has anyone broken the game yet? I pooled luck and attack points into Amethyst and gave her the star block badge. She can now wipe groups of enemies and gets some star points back. Kinda op now.
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Steven and Connie were playing in the yard, which is the small parking lot of the Super Wash. Greg was absentmindedly playing a tune to himself on his guitar to cries of "Can't catch me! Can't catch me!" In the middle of their reverie Steven froze in place. His expression darkened and his fists began to clench. "Not here...not now..." He looked like he was about to cry.

Connie dashed over to him. "Steven? What's wrong? Mr Universe, something's wrong with Steven!"

"Hmm?" Greg set down his guitar. "Uh oh." He came over and put his hand on Steven's shoulder and half hugged him. "Connie, I think you better head into town for a bit. Steven's got some serious...uh..."

"Gem stuff!" shouted Steven.

"Yeah, some serious gem stuff to deal with. He'll call you when it's over. Is that okay?"

"Yeah, I guess," Connie looked afraid and a little hurt. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Nope!" Greg picked up his son and swung him over his shoulder. "It's a...Universe Family gem sort of thing...don't worry, happens all the time."

When Connie was out of sight Greg took his son into a secluded room in the Super Wash and proceeded to change him. Steven giggled and squirmed as the powder splashed over him. They both knew he had control over what was happening to him but he chose to do this day after day. "Haha, just like your ol' mom..."
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>>70905816
ur dumb
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>>70905748
>She was also very likely a former conqueror

I'm guessing the Gems only need the natural resources of planets and are indifferent to organic life. It's possible that Rose never had to conquer anyone before because most planets are lifeless.

But yeah, if we want dark Rose then she probably did some exterminating in the past.
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>>70905855
Greg, get off 4chan.
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>>70905885
Open Book
It's a clone of Connie
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>>70905885
Open Book
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>>70905873
Indeed Nonon.
Spiral Levels are climbing.
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>>70905900
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>>70905889
Well, all the promo art, combined with how matt described episode 90.


i think you might enjoy it.
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>>70905816

From here.
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>>70905792
While I'm being inside him would be nice. I'd prefer to take a ride on his van, if you know what I mean.
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>>70905914
>>70905908
There we go. I have missed an episode.
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>>70905830
New campaign slogan "Do the Dewey!"
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>>70905873
naw! he was just singing.

people meet, they not always known eachother.
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>>70905914
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>>70905875
>Posted 4 minutes ago
Damn anon, if that's really OC it's 10/10. It's one of two SU comics I've actually laughed at.

The other one being pic related
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>>70905924

Stop posting that image!
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>>70905931
>trans and not white
Or a white guy with a tan
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>>70905931
What
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> reminder that rose had no interest in romance for 5000+ years and then watched young greg sing that song and straight creamed herself
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>>70905945
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>>70905901
good post A+
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>>70905875
>all those cartoonish and awesomely stylized best friends zaibatsu designs
you incredible creature you
never leave us
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>>70905830
"FUCK MAYOR DEWEY! FUCK MAYOR DEWEY!"

"Pearl, your boyfriend's out there again."
"Oh, good Lord...."
"What's he even saying?"
"STEVEN, SHUT YOUR WINDOWS!"
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>>70905983
the power of the Murdercock
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>>70905983
>implying greg isn't just the first one she loved after she figured out how to get pregnant
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>>70905983
>reminder that rose had no interest in romance for 5000+ years

What about Pearl and Rose
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>>70905539
great comic
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>>70905983
>interest in romance

?
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>>70905821
That's really neat.
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>>70905901
it took me too long to get what this was about,

And fucking christ do i love it
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>>70905875
ayyy, I've loved your art ever since you drew the revised design for Kidney Stone
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Can anybody help me find the last badge in Attack the Light?
I'm missing the badge that's between Leaf Shield and Immunity Badge. Does anybody remember where they found that badge?
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>>70906016
>implying greg isn't the first love she even considered getting pregnant for
She found the epitome of the human species. The alpha male of alpha males. No way she could turn him down, she HAD to have his babies.
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>>70906078
Did Steven inherit that power though
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>>70905405
>Except Connie is as American as they come.

I know an Indian guy who's a total fedoratipper and speaks with a New York accent, but he still knows how to cook (and reuglarly eats) all the usual Indian food.
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>>70905945
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>>70905929
What's gonna happen for episode 90?
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>>70906078
Greg certainly has it going on.
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>>70905983
>implying she didn't just use Greg to transmute herself into Steven
Granted, he was the mos eligible bachelor in Beach City at the time.
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>>70905821
GEM FACTS, not to tax you, but do you know anything about ellensburg blue?
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>>70906101
>tooneyd.tumblr.com
Steven is the amalgam of Rose and Greg's best traits.

He has all the charisma, leadership, and Military prowess of Rose. And he has the unlimited charm, devilish good looks, and murdercock of Greg Universe.

Basically, Steven is the perfect being.
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>>70905988
Why is there more art of Dewey x Pearl than Steven x Pearl, when the former received maybe 10 seconds of ship fuel in the show and the latter has had hours of it?
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>>70905702
Sweet jesus. She wouldn't even need to stop at humans. Just about every organism on earth would be susceptible. She could literally take everything and control their bodies. Think Skitter when her powers got jailbroken, commanding an entire army like it was of one seamlessly coordinated mindhive.
Holy fuck, Lapis really is OP on a planet like earth.
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>>70905956
holy fuck pearl
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>154 posts
>No Sadie
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>>70905956
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>>70906151
They cant handle the OTP
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>>70905901
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>>70906151

Maybe they're not pedophiles?
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>>70906151
because it's not ship fuel, it's just the interactions of a parent and their child
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I spent the whole day tring to figure out what Greg's song this reminded me of.
I'm not sure why it sounded so similar in my head.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PAa2KuxXSYw
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>>70906134
And he's gonna end up with someone as average as Connie
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>>70906118
>Greg dooms the Earth by fucking the Crystal Gems out of Existence

Bad End?
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>>70905988
picture the two as Pearl and Dewey
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>>70906183
she died after her ship sunk
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I've never paid for anything on the Google Play store because Google knows enough about me already without me using a credit card. Is Attack the Light worth going out and buying a Play gift card? Are there episode-like cut scenes? Is it fun? Is it funny?
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>>70906183
Sadie = Best Human
When the shit hits the fan, she will be leading soldiers into battle against the gem menace.
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>>70906183
We had a good run without that criminal dwarf and you had to ruin it.
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>>70906183
yeah we need more trans character visibility
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>we gotta have more of these crossover pics regarding steven universe and spongebob
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>>70906018
Wasn't that one-sided on Pearl's part
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>>70906222
won't they still know you have it on your phone even if you buy it using an anonymous gift card
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>>70906203
Rose "ended" up with Greg. It's in his nature to love someone who represents an average human.
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>>70906203
A being as perfect as Steven cannot have anyone compare to him
Thus, instead he is allowed to choose any of the lesser beings. If that is Connie, then so be it, because either way everyone else is on the same level: lower than his
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>>70906236
>Sadie
>Best human
>Not Buck
C'mon, Anon
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>>70906222
It's very simple, there's only an opening and ending cutscene but for $3 I think it's worth it
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>>70901411

Not original request taker, but wanted practice
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>>70906259
Yeah, but I don't want to give them my full name and address (although I'm guessing they already have that somehow).
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>>70906183
Well then shit talk about Sadie.
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>>70906236
>Sadie = Best Human
Sorry but it's actually Greg, and Connie is a close second.

>inb4 guaranteed replies
You only hate Connie because you think her only purpose is shipping. If you're that blind to her relationship with steven your opinion is worthless.
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>>70906117
Matt said that it will be a tribute to a popular type Genre of anime

since Garnet's universe did all the DBZ and TTGL jokes and refs they could the next genre every one guessed was High School anime

also the promo arts a thing.
INB4: the season 3 tribute will be magical girl or tokusatsu
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>>70906247
Fuck that, when's the Ed, Edd, and Eddy crossover?
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>>70905931
He has a sunburn, that only happens to white people. It's one of their flaws.
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>>70906199
You have much to learn young padawan
captcha foood
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>>70906114
My OTP <3C=8
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>>70906222
I just bought it with Paypal.

It's lots of fun.
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>>70905850
Well its not like the crystal gems wanted them to leave I imagine.
They just wanted them to stop subjugating earth and humanity.
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>>70905650
>>70905650
>Greg may have been friends/bandmates with Sour Cream's dad and they had a falling out.
"It's tough when friends fight...when people you used to consider your family turn on you or when you turn on them...sometimes you just wish you could calmly explain everything to them hoping that they would have a change of heart, but I guess it doesn't work that way."
"I've been there"
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>>70906297
greg is a useless lump
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>>70906288
Um....I would, but your pic distracted me...
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>>70906216
He created gems with infinite potential.
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>>70906218
ayy
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>>70906332
What is this quote from
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>>70906335
Just like his son.
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>>70906183
She's fat, and she trapped an 8 year old little boy and a coworker on an island for 2 weeks were there was likely a monster waiting
worst human
>>
I am sort of expecting Rose to have some dark side to her. Not like something that makes her evil, but right now shes literally too perfect, theres gotta be SOMETHING about her that isn't completely flattering.
I mean it makes sense that all the people who knew her just talk about her good sides since shes dead, but I expect we will learn something about her that adds some depth to her.
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>>70906357
do you think lars pierced his wiener?
>>
Is Rose's pudge cause she's chubby or cause she's pregnant?
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What are you listening to /sug/?
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>>70906390
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>>70906403
Expect her to be like Steven, and just as goofy
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
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>>70906398
That may have been a horrible, horrible thing to do to a person, but Lars sucks so I really don't care.
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzIwdOJ9TNc&list=PLBCn9VKXiFpkfQxBDyFRJS1ENzY-8NCMa&index=1
Tryin' to think of ideas for that crossover i think only 2 people showed interest in.
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>>70906247
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>>70906377
Just speculating how they would bond.
In this example I took the idea that Greg had a falling out with a friend that that Rose empathized.
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>>70906444
At the very least I expect her to have some side to her that is goofier like Steven. Because right now shes basically the biblical Mary in terms of pureness.
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>>70906398
it was good for their character
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>>70906281
>This feels so wrong, yet so right.
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>>70906247
I'll have you know I was trapped in a mirror for five thousand years and I only cried for the entire duration.
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>>70906471
>10 hours remain until season 5
Finally, /mlp/ will be tolerable again
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujzp9ffPwPM
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>>70906275
So far Buck has screwed up twice.
>didn't listen to Steven and got eaten by moss
>didn't listen to Steven and peer pressured him into joy riding in Peridot's pod
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>>70906414
I'm waiting for the day Sadie just tells him to go to hell. Door slams. Fade to black. Roll Credits.
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>>70906511
I miss the old days.
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>>70906471
Okay now you're just asking for trouble
>>>/mlp/
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>>70906424
>>70906471
i fucking hate that type of audio splicing, you can never understand what is trying to come across. get some good tastes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoGNFQ9ws28&list=PLGpHG9BozquE0hZN15QMKVPLO0QhXMS9T&index=8
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAo6KhBFFs
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>>70906540
where_do_you_think_you_are.webm
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
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>>70906281
Is this kind of vore? I'm not sure.
Lapis isn't made of water so I guess not.
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>>70905362

Garnet: "You WILL eat this..."
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M&list=RD-Tdu4uKSZ3M

I can't resist that intro and funky bass line.
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>>70906545
Man, I'm just on a nostalgia, alright?
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>>70906247
>"GARNEEEEET!"
>"yeah pearl?"
>"WE GOOOTA GET STEVEN BAAACK!"
>"hmm, we gotta get steven back"
>"WE GOTTA GOO!"
>"BUT HOOOOOW?"
>"WE NEED SOME WHEEEELS!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei0fFs8kstA
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>>70906471
Applejack is best background pony
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>>70905362
Wasn't this the same idea with a justice friends bit from Dexter's Lab?

Something with Major Glory and Crunk eating fruit pies and shit and the pies coming in different flavors
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>>70906424
I don't know why. It's just what YouTube pulled up a few songs after my actual choice ended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGmhtFgoAGA
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>>70906582
Fair enough, it IS the time to welcome spring after all.
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>>70905362
This is fucking amazing
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>>70905873
It's glorious. I can't wait to see Rose's expression as the camera pans while she's clapping, & how Greg reacts to such a warm reception.

"That was a beautiful song!"
"Really? Y-you liked it??"
"I do. What's your name?"
"G-Gregory Universe. But you can call me Greg!"
"Greg. *smiles bigger* Can I hear another one of your songs?"
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>>70906424
http://youtu.be/HJEeaDPYrA0
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>>70906511
>>70906530
>>70906582
the latest season was twi getting her own castle right? thats when i just fucking dropped that 2 year old ride, so much fanfiction.... its like literally half of my collection of 30 stories.

also
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOASYJ8MFw8&index=7&list=PLGpHG9BozquE0hZN15QMKVPLO0QhXMS9T
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>>70905384
>Connie lewds
>mfw
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>>70906571
Oh baby. Ill admit, I only know about Yes thanks to Araki.
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>>70906603
Just Major Glory.

I swear, I can hear the whole thing in my head.

>"I, the Evil Math Magician, shall capture all the children and force them to do homework forever!"
>"Not so fast, villian!"
>MAJOR GLORY?!?
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>>70906472
What about Steven? She kinda stranded him, too.
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>>70906517
You forgot
>is a Garnetfag
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>>70906530
/mlp/ was always shit during hiatuses. They get worse and worse every year.
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>>70906584
It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
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Born
Into a pack
There's no choice
But take orders to attack

Locked up in chains
I get fed
But the hunger still remains

Not content to live this way
Being led by the blind
Got to plan my dispersal
Time to leave them all behind

Breaking out of my pain
Nothing ventured -- nothing gained
I'm my own master now

Bear the mark of my scars
Shedding blood underneath the stars
But I will survive somehow

Oooooooo
Oooooooo

Hear me howl

Time to leave them all behind
I'm my own master now
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>>70906665
Hey if there is one good thing that came out of part 5 it's my love for King Crimson. Araki has good taste.
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>>70906645
>"Can I hear another one of your songs?"
>Starts playing Let Me Drive My Van into Your Heart
>>
>Rose's Room Connie Edition
>Only 4 or so connie's pic
Come on /sug/, you can do it better
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>>70906679
When did he admit to being a garnetfag again?
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>>70906710
You didnt like Part 5?
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>>70906675
Hey I never said she was in the right. I'd kill her if she did that to me. But Lars deserved it.
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzAzPj5nV0o
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Male gem when?
>mfw male gems are actually a feuding species
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>>70906724
Another reason to hate him.
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>>70906601
>Background
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post your ocs
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>>70906731
Joy Ride.
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>>70906686
>>70906530
when porn threads were abundant and that board wasn't monitored it was great. the scuffening got rid of so many generals that were staples of the board...

damn.
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>>70906757
Never. They aren't sexual.
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>>70906686
The only people who stay during hiatuses are the people who have nothing else to begin with.
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>>70906645
>Greg farts instead.
>>
blood is the pyre that beacons onward towards endless oblivion.
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJkoBNOPvjU
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>>70906759
>>>/out/
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>>70906765
>jade
Top kek
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>>70906771
Sometimes fun things happen.
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>>70906736
Goirno just wasn't that interesting of a character and Gold Experience was too OP. There isn't necessarily anything wrong with it, but it wasn't for me. My favorite part all together is probably Diamond is Unbreakable. All the characters and stands were interesting.
>>
Broccoli is a fetish, isn't it?
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>>70906791
Is the joke i should go outside, its fucking dark you idiot
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>>70905410
Imagine the scene between Rasslor and Sam-R-I, but between Jasper and Pearl.

"I do not like how you twirl, I do not like you defective Pearl. NEXT!"
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>>70906571
>>
Scribble Scribble Scribble!
>>
Can someone recommend me some space-themed rock songs like Greg's? I'm really digging it.
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>>70906124
ellensburg blue is a type of agate named after the only location in which it is found, Ellensburg, Washington. Ellensburg blue is rare, and virtually all stones are found on federal or private property, severely limiting the ability of those who search for the stone. Ellensburg blue comes in a range of blues, from a light grey-blue to a royal blue, almost purple. Some believe that ellensburg blue helps with understanding and appreciation, as well as enhancing communication and meditation
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>>70906826
the joke is Narutaki get oot
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>>70905446

Pan you work at frederator

how the hell do you not have a cartoon
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>>70906850
2112 by Rush
Well that's more about libertarianism but it's still sci=-fi
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>yfw the real Connie is stuck in Rose's Room and has been since Open Book.
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>>70906854
ah, well aren't i just a fag.

well me not catching on to a joke doesn't JustiFAIZ the word fag.
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>>70906810
U right

Part 4 the best
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>>70906892
the room can't conjure outside of itself, what are you, retarded?
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>>70906673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FakBfSnRKjo
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>>70905362
This somehow succeeds in making me nostalgic..
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>>70906916
I'm assuming you're right, but I don't think they've explicitly said that.
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>>70906903
Faiz had excellent costume design but everything else was shite
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>>70906424
Mekaku City M's soundtrack
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>>70906892
Obviously it can, else holographic Connie wouldn't be out of it.

Checkmate, Atheists!
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>>70906850
http://youtu.be/kvOpEDDW51o
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>>70906689
wake me up inside
crawling in my skin
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>>70906942
I think it's explicitly implied.
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>>70906851
>Pearl + Lapis fusion
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>>70906971
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>70906967
thanks mane
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>>70906851
Once again proving that Washington is the best state on the Best Coast.
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>>70907007
>>70906971
AND IT'S STRONGER THAN YOUUUUU
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>>70906424

>you are the blood
>flowing through my fingers
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>>70906724
>>
So even though I just finished slaving through one comic, I'm already planning another but in the vein of those song things that artists did in homestuck (see: http://xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12633573506 stuff like this) except I was gonna try and get one out before Story for Steven airs.
I have some ideas of where i sorta wanna go visually but I was wondering if you guys would have any input for some scenes I could include.

Song I'm basing it on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwq9cOVL2dQ
It's gonna be in line with Rose meeting Greg n stuff so I guess I don't have to finish it ~before~ the episode but I'm pretty pumped.

Thoughts?
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>>70906603
>>70906673
>>70906917
>crediting Dexter's Laboratory with the idea
>not Spider-Man

You gotta be fucking with me.
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>>70906424
A bunch a shit at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZWAZDF6n0
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>>70906967
That's lewd.
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>>70907040
YOU CAN FLYYYYYYY AWAY!
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>>70907069
It remind me of ads for different cartoons in archie comics
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>>70906424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVSsGgbVK4

I feel like Jasper would listen to this

>we still don't have party goer Jasper
>we still don't have raver Jasper

scribble, scribble, scribble!
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posting this, knowing it will be needed at some point.
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>>70907064
That picture is terrible.
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>you will never be amy's servant
>she'll never let you stuff her face with pizza and donuts
>you'll never rest your head against her giant, gurgling tummy
>you'll never smell her junk food scent
why even breathe
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>>70907063
>ConniexConnie
>TomboyxGirlygirl
>training bra
>blushing
>semi-unwilling
>mfw
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>>70907138
Thank god I won't be, who would be any that for the worst gem?
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>>70907138
I want this but with Steven
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>>70907158
damn now i do too
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>>70907138
i thought that was hyper scat from the thumbnail
disappointed
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>>70907138
from the thumbnail I thought this was a scat pic
I'm not sure if I'm disappointed
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>>70907176
>>70907177
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Guess this is the perfect time to post this!
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>>70907138
we never have any amy appreciation, and whenever someone wants to talk about best gem we get some faggot with shit fetishes bringing it up.

you people really dont understand waifuism
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>>70907176
>>70907177
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>>70907199
oh god, what the fuck is wrong with her face
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>>70907133
srry 2 have offended ur eyes poor anonymoose
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>>70905931
How did someone watch that preview and see Greg as anything other than a white guy?
Does tumblr wear alternate reality goggles or something?
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>>70907138
Amy is gross
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>>70906770
>MFW there will never be a male gam
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>>70907237
Steven is a gem.
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>>70907061
>and through the soil
>and into those trees
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>>70907228
>Jasper as the mage
what
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>>70907237
Never say never.
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>>70907064
It would be great to see what you come up with. If you did it before the episode aired, it'd be fun to compare and contrast
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>>70907237
At least there is Jasper.
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>>70907176
>>70907177
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>>70907251
mage is always the one with the longest hair
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>>70907208
I just want to sit on the coach and cuddle with her while watching a movie. Is that so wrong?
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Peridot/Lapis fusion (amazonite)

http://crimpeekodraws.tumblr.com/post/115377982564/peridot-lapis-lazuli-fusion-prompt-amazonite
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>>70907237
>who is Steven?
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>>70907177
>>70907176
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>>70907293
Not wrong.

Just super gay.
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>>70906851
Thank you! I had never heard of it before until a geologist friend of mine had mentioned looking for it, so I was curious.
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>>70907297
a deceased pizza slice?
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>>70907295
>we'll never see this fusion
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>>70907291
I'm pretty sure lapis would be better as mage and jasper as a warrior/tank
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>>70907295
The design almost works, it doesn't feel quite right but is on the right path

What would that even be, a bunch of watertech?
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>>70907228
They also think he's trans because he has long hair.
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>>70907228
Why is Jasper a wizard and Lapis a fighter? It seems like it would be the other way around. Maybe they decided to shake things up and roll characters outside of their comfort zone.
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>>70907324
lapis would need to grow her hair out
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>>70907335
Third set of arms is water?
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>>70907248
>half gem
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>>70907251
>not knowing about Druids
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>>70907295
>6 arms
how do I into counting
aside from that this is top good
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>>70905508
>THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
>THERE WILL BE BLOOD! - SHED!
>THE GIRL IN THE MIRROR NODS HER HEAD
>THE ONLY ONE! - LEFT!
>TO RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
>THE MIRROR DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT IT TAKES
>OH NOT THERE WILL BE BLOOD! - SHED!
>IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
https://youtu.be/KfwteoZCvoY?t=53s
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>>70907356
If we're gonna get super technical and autistic then show me a female gem and I'll show you a male one.
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>>70907343
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>>70907359
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>>70907388
>in b4 there is no female nor male gem
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What did she say again?
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>>70907404
There aren't. They're non-binary.
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>>70907410
[incoherent gibberish]
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>>70907295
Lorentz force!
Nature's force!
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>>70907410
Ahooagymeme? GyuuhahaheheheheApplejuihah AH
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>>70907373
Kids are cruel Connie, and im very in touch with my inner child
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>>70907359
Jasper doesn't seem to be that in tune with nature.
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>>70907410
The gem equivalent of a soft crash reporting error.
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>>70907410
"I'm going to fuck Uncle Grandpa!"
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>>70907404
>it can't be canon because tumblr!
Ok kid. You just keep pretending that fictional space rock aliens have male/female genders just like Humans.
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Why is there so much circlejerking in the flockdraw? I just want SU drawings.
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>>70907251
>>70907343
She's a Druid and it's obviously screwing with perceptions since Peridot is a thief and Lapis is a fighter
>>70907341
What character DON'T they think is trans/gay?
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>>70907451
When did I say something like that?
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>>70907410
The Many Faces of Pearl:
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nm7fqaLaGU1squpip_480.mp4
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>>70907435
>>70907431
>MAGNETIC FINGERS, CONNIE! NATURE'S FINGERS!
>LEFT HAND RULE!
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>>70907138
let me fix that for you,as you are clearly a faggot.
i swear to god i hate you people so fucking much

>you will never be together with amy
>you will never get to hang out at her place
>you will never get to bring her snacks
>you will never you will never share chips and a pizza together
>you will never play some weeb trash JRPG like golf quest with her
>you will never have her sit in front of you, between your legs because you are too tall to look over and see the screan
>you will never you will never craddle Amy in your arms
>you will never you will never leave in ever so slight, smelling her shampoo
>you will never she will never giggle at you for being a weirdo
>you will never you will never peck amy on the cheek
>you will never get to see her blush at the sudden display of affection
>you will never get to feel her pull you into a tight hug and in for a deep kiss
>you will never you will never feel Amy's soft luscious lips
>you will never feel her pull away, he soft silky hair glancing your skin as she turns to the kitchen with a smirk.
>you will never be loved by best gem
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Does anyone else enjoy forcefeeding food to Pearl in Attack the Light?
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Pearl referring to Steven as her baby was adorable
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>>70907407
what's the fun being half human if you have to learn how to use your shit instead of knowing it immediately?
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>>70907451
Wouldn't the concept of gender be unknown and/or pointless to then since they're all feminine by default? If there were no "male" gems, and gems don't reproduce naturally, then there wouldn't be a concept of gender to them.
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>>70907415
>they're non-binary!
>female pronouns
>female looks
>female behaviors

The worse of all is the birth-giving hips. If they don't have kids, why they have wider hips?
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>>70907498
I bet she liked to hold steven the most when he was little.

She also probably liked to try breast feeding him
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>>70907484
Why did you change the handedness? That doesn't make sense.
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>>70907512
I believe that was my point when I said "show me a female gem and I'll show you a male one".
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>>70907498
I didn't mind crazy bird mom
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>>70905445
Reportan in
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>>70907103
>can't unhear Departure
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>>70907490
Why must you do these horrible things?
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>>70906675
I'll play devil's advocate here and say that Steven was the one who brought them there and she had assumed that it was safe and she knows Steven had magic and she's pretty much able to fend for herself.

Can't wait for Lars and Sadie to not happen because that was the worst episode and I want her to be my waifu again.
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>>70905331
Source me plz
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>>70907486
>you will never see Amethyst live happily with Uncle Grandpa.
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>>70907490
n-no...
maybe
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>>70907533
Except they all look and behave like females. You can claim that they're like the namekians, but that would mean they have only one gender rather than having no genders.
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>>70907561
>not being the one to fuck sadie in front of lars and asserting your dominance
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>>70907486
what the fuck is this gay ass shit
don't respond to my posts fucker
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>>70907550
You're welcome.
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>>70907533
Ok, if you want to get picky, show me a gem whoose physical form resembles a male.
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>>70907525
sex =/= gender
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>>70907533
So if there were "male" gems, gems would have gender, correct?

But since all gems are technically "female", they have no gender. Making them genderless alien rock women.
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>it's a greg episode
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>>70907434
>Pearl in her normal mental state.gif
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>>70907633
I'd rather have another UG episode.
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>>70907583
No I understand. They're female, clearly so, just as all the Namekians are male. They act, look, and speak like human females. It's just what they are in our universe, no ifs, ands or buts.

But in the fiction of the SU, they're genderless space rocks. It's confirmed canon by Sugar, Ian, and everyone else on the crew.
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>>70907621
steven
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>>70907628
We know they don't have gender, but they still choose to have a femenine appearance
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>>70907592
You'll have to beat her mom to the punch.
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>>70907529
She's clearly the one that thinks she's the most maternal of the gems but she doesn't know how to actually be maternal. Like the whole watching him sleep thing
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I feel like these moments are under-appreciated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-h4aTiq33cI
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>>70907628
But they aren't women.
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>>70907653
we all would, but at least it's not a connie episode
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