'hmh edition"
"Say uncle" DL link
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
Last weeks episode
"Joy Ride" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!GckyQTpC!O1OfCZxa6qcTodKU_kAjL9lCNzNrvGds2wq25qM8Jsw
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
preview for next weeks ep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONx3xH_8oD4
I think the crossover was exactly what it should have been.
2nd for not canon
>>70875465
First for Steven farting.
Was worth it for "That's not my baby!"
>>70875516
Para pls
1st for Jazz Hands because I don't give a fuck.
>>70875507
Wait, that came out wrong. I was trying to quote UG but I fucked it up
>>70875507
But it is canon. I love how UG has spread all over /co/.
>Garnet
>Peri
>Steven
>Jasper
>Rose
>Amy
>Lapis
>Shitty Tumblr Gemsonas
>Pearl
Only comments with art of their best gem will be accepted.
11th for best gemsona
So did anyone else notice that this episode was pretty much telling tumblr to calm down and stop hating?
nth for Amethyst did nothing wrong
>>70875504
You mean the thing that saved SU?
"This could be us but u playin'"
>Pearl will never learn to make a dinner sandwich for Steven.
>>70875558
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/583748504335572993
Not canon
>>70875588
I liked the episode after watching it, but after seeing that tumblr hates the episode I love it with all my heart.
>>70875596
>RebbecaQ will never be happy for you and your relationship
It...it hurts
>>70875585
Don't forget that /sug/ has been just as guilty before.
Oh boy, you guys are still obsessing. Just like some other people I know.I'm kidding. At least you guys are still talking about the cartoon instead of talking about yourselves.
>>70875537
bér
>>70875596
The fact that this was done by a storyboard guy and it's well drawn somehow makes it much, much worse
>>70875574
>That swooning Jasper and Lapis.
My heart.
>>70875590
I liked it, yeah. Didn't care for the visit to the UG world since the least happened there.
>>70875604
She already likes cooking and she and garnet made him cookies before.
She's probably made him lunch or something in the past.
>>70875613
That means it is cannon
>>70875623
>Liking something just because someone else hates it.
Why?
I want to protect that smile.
This episode was wacky and I loved every moment of it.
>>70875465
forgot old thread
>>70870668
>>70875641
Do you want to see a pic of my urethra?
>>70875661
You're retarded, mate.
How did Steven know who Uncle Grandpa was when he first saw him?
Does his show exist in that universe or something?
>>70875596
Markiplier could do better.
>>70875596
>>70875648
It sure does.
>>70875677
I wish Jail Break was more like this.
>>70875706
Because he's everyone in the multiverse's uncle and grandpa.
>>70875706
Because he's Uncle Grandpa.
>>70875641
Really?
>>70875706
Everyone just knows.
>>70875706
he's part human
all humanity has inherent knowledge of the entity that is Uncle Grandpa.
>>70875596
>>70875648
Honestly the creepiest part is how he put other real people in there AND put words in their mouths. That shit makes me cringe harder than any self insert OC shipping ever could.
>>70875706
Yup. Why do you think Steven likes hotdogs?
>>70875716
>"No I swear, that's my actual voice! I'm not forcing it!"
>>70875724
Connie a weeb, confirmed
xth for /ss/ bashing.
>>70875719
>>70875664
I liked it when I watched it, It was very light and made me laugh several times. Now I love it, stupid people getting offended made it better for me.
1st for Steven Universe cannon.
(fuck, i'm tired....)
>>70875724
Let's be honest, you know she'd be into it
Reposting:
Does anyone have that comic were Rose as Nega Connie talks to the real Connie when she's roleplaying with Steven?
>>70874652
>>70874527
>>70874701
>>70875618
>Arrogant
>Condescending
>Egocentric
>Thinks he knows everything, even when he obviously doesn't
>Harbors crippling self-hatred and insecurity
>Desperately clings to any semblance of approval
>Secretly craves the attention of the group's strongest member
>Essentially useless in comparison to the rest of the team, but everyone likes him anyways
>The best character on the show
Guys. Guys.
Pizza Steve is Pearl.
>>70875641
>filaenema
you are triggering some ~nostalgic~ shit but i cant call it.
Fuck u
>>70875794
Gotcha covered broski
>>70875782
What are they getting offended about?
Some trans shit with UGRose?
>>70875756
Because not all pork chops are perfect.
>>70875819
Why does Dumblr hate this episode?
>>70875802
>>70875782
It really just makes you look like a contrarian. Just enjoy the episode for its merits, not by how it made people feel. You'd be no better than tumblr.
>>70875780
If this was shittily drawn like many cringe self-inserts, I honestly would just laugh. But it being well drawn just makes it so much cringy.
>>70875696
Go to bed Hank, you're drunk.
>>70875765
>>70875706
Gems don't have Uncles, Grandpas, or Uncle Grandpas. They're grown, carved and faceted. (What Rose Quartz did was eldritch and bizarre).
But Steven is a little boy, who had a mom and has a dad, so he has a grandpa and maybe an uncle and definitely an uncle grandpa!
And you have an uncle grandpa too!
>>70875839
>>70875828
They have cartoons in general
how the fuck did I miss this the first time i viewed this episode?
>>70875839
>caring about tumblr
>ever
Why do you fan the flames?
>>70875793
She wouldn't like Jade though. Jade is for girls who think they're quirky and want a coolkid to sweep them off their feet.
>>70875828
Yes, last thread had some words that I think didn't even exist before.
>>70875613
It's not April 1st, anon.
>>70875654
You are clearly unfamiliar with the superiority of the dinner sandwich.
what is your opinion on the crossover /co/?i thought it was kinda funny, but im glad it isnt cannon
>>70875839
Because they don't like anything that isn't serious and emotional
They don't like comedy thrown in there
>>70875889
Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>70875706
It's a cartoon, you fucking autist
>>70875878
>have
>hate
>>70875536
ah weaver
>>70875837
You're the best, anon!
>>70875908
It was the greatest episode ever. Name one episode that can top this one.
>>70875899
Then the argument that the April Fools after the not canon line nullifies it does not apply either.
Either way you've got no argument. It either counts and he states it's non canon or it doesn't and Uncle Grandpa states it's not canon. Take your pick.
>So he's Greg's brother and father?
Incest confirmed canonically.
>>70875802
dont get closer to any river or lake anon. shellders bits really hard
>>70875880
>controllers plugged into the memory card slots
>>70875719
>sleeping with Pearl
YOU RUINED HER
YOU BASTARD
>>70875802
>Secretly
>useless in comparison to the rest of the team
>not Amethyst
>The best character on the show
>not Steven Jr.
>>70875943
Alone together
>>70875908
Holy fucking shit. How did I miss the meaning of that?
uncle /sug/, why the fuck is the tumblrs yelling "transmysagonistic"? Is that even a real word?
>>70875915
Actually, tumblr is more receptive to episodes like Beach Party as opposed to 4chan. It's in 4chan that I see these lore fights.
>>70875855
i think is kinda sad
>>70875862
Not now, Otaconnie. Tell me how to destroy Metal Gem!
>>70875943
Jail Break
Tiger Millionaire
So Many Birthdays
Ocean Gem 2 parter.
>>70875719
[CRINGING INTENSIFIES]
>>70875908
I had quite a good chuckle and it was a nice uplifting experience after a rough day.Thought I was going to be more annoyed by UG, but I actually somewhat liked him.Pizza Steve can go burn though
>>70876001
>uncle /sug/
I can live with this.
>>70876004
Not this time.
>>70876017
You know you're gonna go to bed and imagine doing those things with your favorite gem.
>>70876001
when arent the tumblrs yelling?
>>70875943
Depends on how you define best. It's easily the funniest though.
i fucking love that they are making fun of gemsonasalso, is tumblr mad at this ep? ive been hearing that they were
>>70876016
All shit compared to Say Uncle. Fact.
>>70876061
You're tripping balls.
>>70876053
They are mad at the single fact that UG was in a dress at the beginning of the episode.There was also that one inbred faggot that got made at the incest joke
>>70875943
I've always been a big fan of Warp Tour and Lion 3, those were great episodes.
>>70876051
I think Garnet's Universe was funnier if you recognized all the anime cliches it parodied.
>>70875880
>Wind Waker
>Animal Crossing
>>70875596
>>70875719
>>70875780
I can tell the artist of these pictures is the unshaven dude. I hope to hell that Pearl in these pictures is a stand-in for his real girlfriend who likes these cartoons, and isn't just him wishing really hard.
>>70876036
Reminder that 4chan also bitched about this episode when it was first announced. Also, there are plenty of people in tumblr who support the crossover.
>>70875596
>>70875719
Anyone who has a thing for Pearl obviously doesn't understand her character.
Just throwing that out there.
>>70876053
why do i find this cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws
>>70876053
>>70876093
Why do you all care what tumblr thinks?
>>70876108
I'm sure you know more than a storyboard artist.
>>70876053
Oh man, it is hilarious
>>70875870
>>70875332
>>70875068
>yfw /sug/ dreaded this at first but actually got around to accepting it
>>70876053
But what happens when Gusite and Peridot fuse?
We've already seen when Amy and Pizza Steve fuse.
>>70876102
The character is an OC, and technically isn't himself.
Attack the Light question- do buffs or debuffs stack? I want to penetrate the giant scorpion armor, best I can do is Garnet tremor and throw Pearl's spears
Just beat the indigo boss and going for that treasure area after it
>>70876053
I wouldn't qualify that as mocking, if that is what you are saying.
>>70876104
so 4chan hated the idead, but liked the result, whilst tumblr was open to the idea, but hated the result, because triggers and shit.
>>70876101
There's another with Billy Hatcher.
Someone on the Crewinverse has mad vidya taste.
>>70875850
This was the best part of the whole episode. RIP based Pizza Steve
>>70876126
>you will never make Pearl cum
It hurts to live
>>70876078
>>70876095
None can compare to Say Uncle.
>>70876140
I thought the pics were before he got hired.
>>70876139
Because it's fun to see Tumblr cry
>>70876093
it figures
they are all inbred
>>70876001
It's like misogyny, but while misogyny is prejudice against females, TRANSmisogyny is prejudice against male-to-female transgenders.
>>70876166
Like, 95 % of everyone everywhere loved it. The 5% that looks for a reason to be offended is talking shit
>>70876208
Is it? Is it really? That's like saying it's funny to see a five year old cry at Walmart.
>>70876019
>hating Pizza Steve
>>70876155
Just a warning dude, there's a glitch that brings the Gems stats back down to 9001.
If you got mad at the crossover, chances are you're exactly the kind of faggot it was poking fun at and I hope you DO drop the show altogether and go fuck off somewhere else.
>>70876141
The funny part is that they're projecting the transwhateverism on the show. Maybe UG is trans. Bet they never thought of that.
>>70876231
Exactly. It's a loud minority.
>>70875976
>Steven Jr.
>not Centipede
>>70876126
Too lewd
>>70876251
Do tell
>>70876267
This. Lorefags are cancer to these threads.
>>70876226
I still dont get why they're buttmad. Its not like the show said "trans people are no bueno"
>>70876241
that is fun to watch too
>>70876251
Does anyone know what triggers the glitch? Cause I just beat the 2nd boss and I don't wanna continue and have my shit get wrecked by a glitch
>>70876241
It still is funny. Especially when the parent disciplines the child. Like what Rebecca did to Dumblr.
>>70875837
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE KNOW YOU SINCE FOREVER
>>70876268
UG actually does queer representation better than SU.
>>70876126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws
>>70875706
Dont you know your uncleand your grandpa?
Which one bit him? Was it Amy? Was it just a dirty wrestling move, or did Pizza Steve not really slate her appetite?
>taking cookie cats off a dead man
brutal
>>70876241
Exactly.
>>70876140
It's all there in the show
>Hates food
>Doesn't sleep
>Doesn't understand human relationships
>Above all, HARD lesbian
>>70876321
>Steven's feelings of wanting Connie extend to Rose
>>70876319
I reached 4-2 and it was as if everything reseted, but I had the same exact items I did before.
Shits weird
>>70876126
>>70876100
I think it would have been funnier years ago when those cliches were relevant.
>>70875850
new wallpaper
>>70876320
You do realize Rebecca hold no ill will to tumblr and loves them equally as she loves us.
>>70875780
>>70875719
>>70875596
God help me. If Pearl was just a generic girl I think that this would cute as hell instead of slightly horrifying.
Why, why, why
>>70876305
but i'm a lore fag and I thought this episode was awesome
>>70876362
>she hungers
>>70876339
>implying anything can sate Amy's appetitefor cock
>>70876362
>people still thinking /ss/ after this episode
>>70876407
You do realizes all the lore doesn't matter, right?
I need anon x peridot art
for reasons I shouldn't have to explain
>>70876241
Except it isn't a child at Wal-Mart -- it's an adult, crying onstage at a venue where literally thousands of people were invited to see this person onstage.
What you mistake for amused chuckles is actually my nervous laughter.
>>70876126
Gemsus Christ. I was hoping maternal Pearl would lower the /ss/ levels, but they are going up!
>>70876415
Not even Greg's hyperweapon can satisfy her.
>>70876407
It's just a shitposter. They think people who like shows for plot are literally hitler
>>70875891
No that's fanon Jade and Connie turns her nose up at shipping faggots who think that's what Jade is really like.
Canon Jade does SCIENCE and is a WITCH and has an UNFAMILIAR FAMILIAR in Bec and even though a bunch of weird shit keeps happening to her she finds a way to make the most of it and keep a cheery attitude.
>>70876439
>>70876431
How do you mean? Lore is just back-story and depth, it's fun to try to guess whats up and speculate
>>70875596
>>70875719
>>70875780
Wait, what the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this?
>>70876459
Oh please, Jade has been desperate for Davecock since Act 3.
>>70876126
How long will you continue with this, anon?
>>70876376
Is it the reset caves or the dungeons that take your items?
>>70876482
The artist.
>>70876442
>maternal pearl
>doing anything but raising it
You might as well appeal against a thunderstorm
>>70876442
It's because they feel threatened.
>>70875756
>If every pork chop were perfect......why, that would be beary nice, hot dog person!
>>70876400
that's not fucking okay, she has to pick a side, them or us
and obviously it's going to be us since we are better we just have to make her pick
>>70876484
Steven get the fuck off 4chan!
Don't think I won't fight you in real life, faggot!
Yo /sug/, whats the best song in su. I think its this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gNo8M41EU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXeFPpPJeI
based on the fact that its been stuck in my head since you guys posted it.
>>70876376
Oof, really hoping that doesn't happen to me. Has this happened to anyone else?
>Eating cereal
>Look down at the bowl
>Eat a couple of spoonfuls
>Look at the screen
>30 new post
Fucking slow it down
>>70876509
You know when I first found these kinds of threads and all the /ss/ I was super confused, but now I'm intrigued with what everyone comes up with involving Pearl and Steven
>>70876534
It's funny because Steven is the one who can properly read the subtext
>>70876451
Well played, mate. Whoever that is I say turn on you trip and parade around all fucking night.
>>70876400
You don't tell your retard kid you like your asshole kid better. That's just not right.
>>70876561
>what everyone comes up with involving Pearl and Steven
It's mostly a joke. Most people who claim they are into it don't actually like it.
>>70876482
Guy who storyboarded the arcade clusterfuck episode, usually works on other shows
>>70876542
I've posted it before and i'll post it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtkofUmGiw
>>70875574
lucky bastard
>>70876126
Why the fuck are you bleating like a sheep?!
>>70876506
>>70876470
It's a cartoon. Cartoons don't have depth.
>>70876542
I don't know about best, but funniest is definitely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXFX7wZX1R8
>>70876576
No, he can get the emotional bits right, but he doesn't understand when the plot happens. You're over-exaggerating Jade's preoccupation with Dave by a lot because you skip out on all the times when she's not preoccupied with him, ie, when she's being a plot device, ie, 90% of her screentime.
> yfw Rebecca is creating the new Cartoon Network Universe
>>70876552
Nah. It's the night of a controversial (and great) episode. You get no rest.
Pearl should really appreciate Uncle Grandpa's appeal to symmetry by appear twice in their huddle, both cylindrical symmetry and bilateral symmetry.
Yo... just saw the crossover and... I'm confused.
It was announced canon, so cannonically UG announced it was non canon?
Also
>Sinking Lars & Sadie's ship
This whole episodes was GOAT
RIP Pizza Steve
>>70876542
I never noticed the Tiger Millionaire poster in the background before.
>>70876609
I thought that but sometimes I see just a picture or a story that makes me think"this person generally likes this and has thought extensively about it"
>>70876623
This is the one for me. And not only because of feels. It's just a pretty song.
I like the drum set and piano combo.
>>70876678
How long until new CN city
So, /sug/
would you a gem varguba?
>>70875568
WHOA THERE, best neurotic girl should be above Rose.
>>70876623
Thats not fair yo, I said song, not music. As in song sung in the show. If we are going music tho, I'm still here is indeed really great.
>>70876509
General /ss/herman in his letter to /sug/lanta?
>>70875068
>AHAHAHA SUCK IT STRAIGHT WHITE CIS PEOPLE SU BELONGS TO THE LGBTOMGWTFBBQ COMMUNITY U MAD
>Wahhhh, how DARE they make fun of tumblr or refuse to triple-sanitize their humor? This is literally rape and now I hate the show and everything about it.
I hope the show ends up causing more shattered anuses further down the line; this is great.
>>70876646
Why not? What makes them different than anything else that has "depth"?
I kinda wish the fusion mechanic in AtL was fleshed out more, like, depending on which of the gems had enough Harmony, that's what fusion would take placeThen again, I don't think they could have done that since we don't have a Garnet/ Pearl fusion yet
>>70876400
Like a mother disciplining a crying child.
I don't understand. Were the writers foreshadowing that SadiexLars would never happen or were they saying it would happen by "sinking their ship" right after saying April Fools?
>>70876707
- heck yes
- source please
>>70876459
might as well complete it.
"Why!"
>It was the letter Y.
The gag works on a few levels. Not deep levels, but a few of them nonetheless.
>>70876482
guy used to work on SU, not any more apparently. Anons love to repost this over and over again as a reminder of its creepiness. It's not that creepy, just a little bit.
>>70876731
you mean like this
>>70876702
it's definitely the dankest beat in the show, in my opinion
>>70876687
I'm sad that no other episode will come close to this masterpiece.
>>70875568
Garnet a shit meme gem. Your opinion isn't worth anything if she's at the top of your list.
>>70876737
>>70876678
She's almost single-handedly saving cartoons.
May her shows be prosperous.
>>70876707
>>70876731
I feel like that was the original plan, but I don't mind it. I love seeing Alexandrite.
Too bad I can't use her until this fucking glitch gets solved.
>>70876737
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ambiguity
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=humor
>>70876707
I don't suppose there is a rest of that picture?
>>70876542
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-strong-in-the-real-way-rebecca-sugar
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-stronger-than-you-feat-estelle
>>70876729
Cartoons are supposed to be funny, like UG and TTG.
>>70876623
this
>>70875908
I wouldhugthe fuck outta Lars
>>70876707
would I ever
>>70876053
Come on anon, you don't have a gemsona. Don't lie on the internet.
>>70876723
>Rose cheated on Greg.
>Greg is not Steven's father.
The butthurt would be tremendous.
>>70876707
Yo, anyone got that pick with rose and greg discussing vergubas
>>70876668
Would Steven be too stupid to understand that Dave and Davesprite are different people, also? That's what I want to know. I mean, he's a shipper, but is he a fulltard shipper who thinks Jade being attracted to one means everything with him carries over to the other?
No, actually, Steven might be the most sympathetic to the idea that those Daves are different from each other. I mean, with all those other Gems asking if he's Rose and if he's got her memories, he's got to be feeling a similar sort of identity crisis he could relate to.
Anyway people who could only name "who this person is attracted to" as a character's only personality trait are morons.
>>70876797
Why?
Dont know if anyone else has noticed this yet
>>70876813
I really wish you'd quit clogging the tubes. This is why Comcast wants to blow up the internet.
>>70876858
That Germans are fucking weirdos?
Yeah, I think that's pretty well known by now.
>>70876855
Duh. Why else do they exist?
>>70876858
I can't believe even the watermelon babies that Garnet fights off are in the exact same positions as the baby in that picture.
That just blew my fucking mind.
>>70876858
Yep, since it first aired.
>>70876797
but this cartoon isn't a, "ooh so random and episode based jokes" show. It's a story being told, like a book, but for your eyes. Last time i checked, when you tell a long story you want it to have depth or it'll suck
>>70876858
But Sucrose knows some obscure shit
>>70876705
>>70876678
>New CN City
God, I can only hope so. Those were the best.
You think she'd pull in any of the old shows that were on Cartoon Network too? I mean, we all know she was a....fan of Ed, Edd n' Eddy.
>>70876858
If you don't post the screencap that matches, then the people who didn't notice it during the watermelon fight won't know what the hell you're talking about.
The fuck's with the Steven Universe universe? Is the United States of America still functioning, or does the government not give a shit about these magical aliens in Beach City?
I mean, uh....good morning.
>>70876685
>Bukakke.png
>>70876741
>>70876793
http://new2.fjcdn.com/upictures/Untitled_a92784_5503575.jpg
>>70876891
When you tell a long story you don't make it into a cartoon. Come on.
>>70876880
this >>70876891
>>70876897
>yfw sucrose make cameos of Ed Edd & Eddy grown up
>>70876893
>>70876858
Youre fucking kidding me
>>70876793
Maybe
>>70876687
The episode is as canon as you want it to be. Only "lasting impact" it had on the SU universe is that now Steven knows his shield summoning is linked to his emotions.
That aside, the episode was great, I'm glad it tried to take SU's more... "hardcore" fans down a notch.
>>70876912
The gems have been around for millenniums. The USA exists but they consider gems to just be a background thing. They're an inherit part of the world because they've been around for so long, so why bother?
>>70876921
why not? it's just a different art form. A different way to tell the story
>>70876929
>Ed Edd & Eddy happened all along in the gem universe
Uncle Grandpa is everyone's Uncle Grandpa...
Is he even tumbrl's Uncle and Grandpa?
>>70876912
Is SU your first AU anything ever?
So, Steven Universe is a show in the UG universe?
But the characters actually exist too?
>>70876959
>Is he even tumbrl's Uncle and Grandpa?
Yes. This episode was his attempt at reaching out to them with the final message. But alas. Sometimes his kids grow up to become Aunt Grandmas.
>>70876731
Could be getting it soon. @14:40 of this video http://youtu.be/_iYxBB2K4YQ , the song they play sounds a lot like something for a Pearl/Garnet fusion. And it's supposed to play during 'Story for Steven' which is next weeks episode.
>>70876838
Gotchu fam.
The pizza reign has ended
>>70876912
The world is an anarchistic utopia. No one gives a shit about anything because things are good.
You can read about it on my blog.
>>70876929
>implying Peach Creek isn't upstream from Beach City
>implying the Eds won't show up to scam Beach City, only to have all their Quarters taken by Onion
>>70876968
nah, Mr. Guss said he knew everything in the multiverse, They live in different universes
Christ, you guys fucking kill me, everytime i come back you guys manage to fucking make me laugh my ass off never chance /sug/
This kind of episodes make me so happy because something like this can only happen in cartoons.
Hurrah for the medium!
>>70876978
>all those empty chairs
Aw
>>70876929Something clever about her yaoi works
>>70876912
The show takes place within a stone's throw of Washington DC, weirdly enough
>>70877010
just like that
>>70876956
>Johnny was Connie's cousin
>>70877010
What is she demonstrating for him?
>>70876978
>the song they play sounds a lot like something for a Pearl/Garnet fusion
To be fair, the song is called "Young Gems," so I think it's more a combination of all of their motifs.
>Pearl's reactions
>Mr. Gusite
>Swat Kats
10 out of fucking 10
>>70876919
hooollleeeee shit
>>70876993
I'm looking for a transparency of Steven's face here
>>70876988
How much money does Steven have? He'd be a perfect sap for Eddy.
>>70877042She was asking for a vet, because those Pythons are SICK
>>70877056
>>70877045
Did they ever play a song during Alexandrite's fusion?
>>70877058
>that pic
>>70876983
Thanks cuz.
Why is Pizza Steve such a dick to Mr. Gus?
Why is Pizza Steve such a dick in general?
>>70877068
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-alexandrite
So, /sug/...Where's Peri?
>>70876912
Magical rock people have been on this planet for millennia. They're not trying to hurt anyone, the home world gems were stopped long before modern society developed. They're little more than a curiosity at this point.
>>70876912
CG stops everything bad that happened to human history. Nazis, communists, muslims, 9/11, irak invasion, etc cetera.
Without all the history calamities, USA is just some country like Belgium or Sweden.
>>70877056
>nigga didnt draw on a new layer
bitch deserved to die
>>70877063
the sickest pythons around
>>70877061
Steven doesn't seem to value having money, even though he has possessed it. His skills are unknown and inexplicable, since he manages to charge $5 for melons, yet walk away with nothing but a stack of $2 bills.
>>70876968
they said it wasn't actually cannon
do you know what an april fool is?
do you understand the basic idea of a prank/joke?
>>70877088
Dead in an alley in the bad side of twon
>>70877010
>hairy armpits
Can I just go get Peridot instead?
>>70877088Ronaldo's Basement.
>>70877098
It's ok I don't think he saved.
>>70877063
>mfw that isn't a bush
>>70877061
I'm under the impression Steven doesn't carry a lot of cash, but with all that magic he'd be perfect as a prop for a scam.
>>70877088
Right here
>>70877042
Raw sex appeal.
>>70877068If you are talking about the game then I have no idea
Check the soundcloud, the tune is neat.
>>70877063
>>70877099
Sneeple confirmed?
>>70877098
Gus please.
>>70877091
>nazis
>bad
sjw pls go
>>70877085
*was
>>70877089
The way Greg denied that he was alive when all this alien war went down was kind of suspicious
But you're probably right
>>70876707
>varguba
what does that mean?
>>70877099
>>70877117
>>70877126
>>70877133
>>70875596
>I don't know anything about this.
>It's nice on its face value.
>Why is everyone pissy about this?
>Don't care enough to read further into it.
You guys should relax and enjoy cartoon stuff.
>>70877091
>Crystal Gems fighting Nazis
I kind of want to see this now.
>>70877085
Because secretly he'svery insecure to the point of crying when he thinks he's aloneSO AWESOME
>>70877063
The way the body hair is drawn on her here just looks weird. Like it was drawn by a furry.
>>70877128
I wasn't ready to feel tonight.
>>70877034
i am in dire need of more pictures of jasper
>>70877089
"The hardest part was getting the shark to pose."
MY BABY!
>>70877149
anon...
Does this mean that Crying Breakfast Friends is Steven Universe's equivalent of Steven Universe?
>>70877075
SNAKE PEOPLE?
>>70877128
>>70877133
nonononono. there'sssss no way we're sssnake people. no way. We just love masssive Pythonss. Ronaldo is wrong
>>70877149
The human clam
>>70877157
That's deep, anon.
>>70877175
>said pearl, as she clutched steven's cold, lifeless body
>>70877137
>Nazis
>good
Oh /pol/, you rascal!
>>70877149
Ask your local mum
>>70877121
http://mister-gus.tumblr.com/post/115342678770/okay-so-this-is-what-happened-uncle-grandpa
>He saved over it and I don’t have enough levels of undo to revert it!
>>70877085
Everybody likes pizza, therefore, pizza only likes itself. It's funny because Steve's not that well-liked, but he's a thing that's widely loved.
>>70877194
It's not deep, it's literally what happens in the show.
Pizza Steve... has a hard life.
>>70877179
Them DDs on UG
>>70877149
anon please
>>70877147
It seems like a pointless thing to say, but just imagine the weird theories that would pop up if he didn't say anything about his age, while showing knowledgeably about the whole Roselution.
>>70877179
Well SU's characters cry like bitches so yeah.
>>70877179
Why is everything on Ronaldo's blog forever perfect?
>>70877167
well have i got the thing for you anon
>>70877127
>Eddy ropes Steven into one of the Eds' scams
>Pearl doesn't approve and follows the Eds around to prove they're untrustworthy
>Ends up owing them $20
>>70877184Jasper pits
>>70877181
>>70877249
>>70877173
He's with Boba Fet now, being digested slowly for a millennium.
So is this show getting cancelled?
>>70877238
>tfw you will never be big and beefy like jasper
>>70877268
You're welcome
>>70877249
i have no hairy ones, because I personally don't roll that way very much, but they are awesome aren't they
>>70877198
German claims on France are legitimate. They're the same people with different languages. But democracy ruined everything. Now none of the peasant idiots know nobility lines anymore.
>>70877268
Her crotch is entering in SSJ2
>>70877287
YOU WERE OFF BY ONE
>>70877250
Go away Satan, you have no place here.
>>70877249
>>70877268
d-dont do this to me right now anon
>>70877273
Amethyst ate Boba Fet?
>>70877281
Yeah. They have only paid for 7 seasons so far, and probably won't get many more after that one.
>>70875465
Episode 47 & 48 is missing from the Mega download list.
>>70877157
So he's... Lars?
>>70877290
>that watermark
>>70877167
Boy I've got you covered. Well, I'll only post a couple so I don't shit up the image limit.
>>70877281
Two more seasons baby, were here to stay.
>mfw the whole crossover
And remember
It’s canon unless you can’t handle it being canon, then it's not canon
C'me on, don't be such a pussy /sug/
>>70877058
>that face
I sure hope nothing lewd is about to happen.
All these Jasper pics remind how based Say Uncle was compared to Steven Bomb.
>>70877290
>>70877322
>>70877319
>>70877303
Metaphorically, yeah.
The episode was okay.
Whether or not it was canon would have no bearing on it affecting anything. If the episode was canon, the story still makes sense. If it wasn't canon, it makes sense.
You are all fucking morons. It doesn't matter.
Pic related, it's the average /co/cklover participating in this pointless discussion.why do i even come here, you guys suck
>>70877292
>failing this hard at representing the Nazi Germany side of the war
>>70877290
that's not saying i don't find these
>>70877249
>>70877286
>>70877268
>>70877063
quite awesome
>>70877300
I was just sharing a picture, go use it when needed.
>>70877287
Terrible
>>70876126
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bUio0s9Jws
Ivan what are you doing?
>>70876126
Fuck, I had just gotten my sides back, you bastard
>>70877330
I say that this is the first real episode. All of season 1 is non canon.
>>70877128
How could Steven and the Crystal Gems NOT take her in?
>>70877312
All assholes are just insecure.
>>70877350
Speaking of Watermarks, can someone edit this one out?
>>70877297
You're going to love this, trust me.
>>70877319
thank you based anon i can't do that
>>70877337
It sounds like you're responding to an imaginary argument.
Lauren "Zuke Skywalker" Zuke has spoken
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/115358461509/what-do-you-feel-about-say-uncle
>>70877337
>>70877337
How about I report you, huh.
>>70877310
One of em just came out, and the other one wont be out til the 16th
>>70877337
It wasn't okay; it was revolutionary. And being canon does have a huge impact on the plot.
"Well the crossover was horribly god-awful.
It was boring as hell, far too fast-passed to even set up investment in the episode to start with, and gross in a couple ways.
First off, yet another “man dressed as a woman LOL!” joke in the form of Uncle Grandpa appearing magically in a large clam, dressed as Steven’s mother (of all things), and simultaneously being beside Steven, buried in sand shaped like a mermaid. This is literally something people were calling out in Uncle Grandpa and said they didn’t want to see again, and it happened anyway despite (often condescending) insistence that “everything will be fine” by those who worked on it.
I’m quite honestly pissed off at this beyond the transmisogyny bullshit because Rose is such an emotionally invested person for our heroes. Amethyst morphs into her out of angry and jealousy to cause extreme distress to Greg and Steven, protecting Rose’s interests, treasures, image, and past is so important to Pearl that perceived failure makes her cry, Steven is at a loss for words when he encounters his mother’s lingering memory, Garnet is beyond close to Steven over her understanding of Rose’s love because of her own relationship with love, etc etc. So I see this as an enormous insult."
http://autistic-toxsa.tumblr.com/post/115330687963/well-the-crossover-was-horribly-god-awful-it-was
>>70877337
We all agree that it wasn't cannon but it was canon.
>>70877179
Of course. The entire concept is just Steven Universe poking fun at itself ("I don't remember cartoons being this sad when I was a kid"). Even Peridot recognizes it as the Crystal Gem's bizarre insignia.
>>70877147
It was oddly specific but I'm more inclined to chalk that up to his nerves at the moment rather than evidence of a second home world invasion.
>>70877335
Why do I recognize that pose?
>>70876126
Absolutely amazing
You must continue to do more
I JUST REALIZED, ALL THE PLACES STEVEN MENTIONED IN LIGHT CANNON HAVE APEARED
>Cave Dungeon
Rose's Armory
>Cloud Fortress
Rose's Room
>Clam at the bottom of the ocean
Uncle G appearing in the beginning of Say Uncle
>>70876609
Keep telling yourself that, bub.
>>70877330
Except it's not canon.
Odds are Steven'll still struggle to bring out his shield for some time
Next Week
>>70877402
>autistic-toxsa
Somebody has that photo of Sugar with Alex Hirsch? i need it for reasons
>>70877421
Pls no. Pedophilia is wrong. Just do lesbo shit.
>>70877429
he brought out the shield in the return
>>70877402
Please do us the favor to not copy paste their shitty opinions here.Their tears are much too salty
>>70877402
Oh tumblr, what WON'T you get offended by?
>>70877429
Its canon, unless you don't want it to be canon, if so, feel free to say its not canon.
GUY I JUST WATCHED SAY UNCLE
GOD DAMN THAT WAS GODLIKE
>don't worry, this is non-canon
>rip pizza steve
>that list of characters
>pearl
>"NOOO! OUR SHIP!"
>>70877447
the prettiest smile of the Gems
>>70877422
Ahh fucking piss. Some times I don't even believe how far ahead they planned everything.
>>70877193
Is there more?
>>70877429
Nope. It's canon. And there's nothing you can do about it. Notice how he summoned it in The Return.
>>70876929
Would Eddy's bro still be there?
He'd still bully the fuck outta Eddy for being a manlet
>>70877436
>>70877459
He's done it several times. The issue is that he can't do it at will, only during certain circumstances.
Is what I meant to say.
>>70877436
>A Greg and Rose episode
Oh great a couple of my least favorite characters in a forced feels episode.
>>70877436
>>70877466
Next week is going to suck so much ass.
Wait, so if Steven can only summon the shield if he wants to protect something that matters to him, why can't he summon it to protect himself? Does he not care about what happens to him?That's really sad.
>>70877466
DON'T YOU DARE POST THE WHOLE THING
POST A STITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTAIN
>>70877337
>Comes in expecting everyone to be pissed
>Everyone is perfectly happy
>"Y-you all suck anyway"
>>70877181
Sneeple caught on filmThere's only room for one Boss... and one Snake.
Fuck all yall's ships. AiviSura OTP
>>70877402
>autistic-toxsa.tumblr
What the FUCK were you expecting?
Why do you even care what autistic tumblrinas say? Why do you even know this shit exists? Why even give them attention at all? You and people like you are exactly why the SJWs managed to get such a strong hold on comics, cartoons and video games. If you didn't care so much about what tumblr says and didn't repost it everywhere, people like Anita would still be unknown nobodies no one gives a fuck about.
>Expected the cross over to be complete shit
>mfw whenit was so much worse
>>70877505
Why is it when the crew does something based, they have to go and ruin it?
>>70877475
oh jesus it was the best
>>70877526
he has the bubble to protect himself. the shield can more easily protect others
Yeah, but the real question today is what would it feel like to hold Peridot's hands?
>>70877504
technically he couldn't bring out at will in the crossover either, he just activated it due to his desire to protect UG
Are they still making food about the episodes?
>>70877543
here's your reply
>>70877475
>>70877549
It's the only good SU episode I can name.
>>70877397
No.
No, it does not.
Hey, I didn't dislike the episode. It was fun, and you can tell the team had a blast working on it.
But why would it being canon or not make a difference to the plot? Steven didn't actually learn to use his shield, here. He learned very VERY vaguely what swathe emotions power it, and since he, being humanish, can't control his emotions this doesn't help.
>>70877526
no it's becausehis mom doesn't care about him
>>70877337
>fedora
But it's a top hat.
>>70877558
Probably like holding some dry erase markers.
>>70877558
Like holding several cold metal cylinders.
>>70877402
"april fools"
seriously, they SAID in the episode it isnt even cannon. why are they making this such a big deal? it was a great ep
>>70877558
Like holding a small pack of markers.
>>70877526
Self-love and protective instinct are two different things. Didn't you listen to what Mr. Gus was saying?
>>70877559
I think UG is the character closest to Steven. Notice how he didn't do that for the Gems.
Gimme some Sugar, /co/
OTP
>>70877558
fist fulla chalk sticksonly softer and smoother;w;
>>70877571
Yes it ducking does. Did you watch the fucking epsiode?
>>70876912
...good morning...
>>70877526
He summons the shield to protect others; he summons the bubble to protect himself.
Didja notice he also summons the bubble to protect Connie? hmmmmm.
>>70877607
>>70877607
Go home, Don. Nobody likes you!
>>70877609
Better than Greg x Rose or Steven x Connie.
>>70877558
> he never do the wolverine with pencils
what a pleb
>>70877618
>you will never hold hands with peridot
>>70877558
Neat, considering she haves palms.
>>70877609
Giant Realistic Flying Tiger is a female... Does that confirm Lion is a male?
>>70877594
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lluot_su-say-uncle_fun?start=3
Goddamn. Why can't Steven Universe be like this all time? With pacing that gets to the point, instead of dragging out. Interesting and comical visual gags. And jokes! There were jokes!
>>70877402
>>70877559
He learned that it was his maternal desire to protect that brings out his shield, so presumably he can bring it out anytime he wants from that point on.
If it was canon.
>>70877443
This is probably the wrong one
>>70876126
>>70877558
I expect it would feel quite warm.
>>70877636
Yeah but to be fair he was gonna get crushed by that rock as well.
Since he can't summon his shield at will, putting himself in harm's way works.
>>70877623
He brought it out to protect something close to him emotionally that was being attacked, just like every other time.
>>70877636
Didn't he also use it on Pearl and only Pearl?
>>70877607
>>70877655
>you will never help Jasper do push-ups
http://mister-gus.tumblr.com/post/113386405132/mr-gusite-by-mister-gus-gender-male-pronouns
>Mr. Gusite by Mister-Gus
>Gender: Male
>Pronouns: he/him/his
>Height: 7ft 0in
>Weapon: Frying pan generated from Gem Energy
>Gem Type: Gustavite
>Likes: Reading, Philosophy, Being Helpful, Being Strong, Watching TV
>Dislikes: Rock Music, Tight Jorts, Talking too much, Egotistical people, Bullies.
>Hobbies: Mr. Gusite loves working out, reading, and destroying cities.
>Personality: He’s not a big talker. He likes to keep quiet but it’s only because he actually thinks about what he’s saying before he says it. Has an encyclopedic knowledge of all magical denizens of the multiverse. A great person to go to for advice.
>Fusion Preference: Work Alone
Best gemsona or best gemsona?
>>70875654
If the comics are canon, none of the gems know jack shit about cooking. Steven probably lives on a diet of fry bits and donuts.
>mfw I want to crossover UG with everything
>this whole argument
Fucking shut the fuck up and enjoy the cartoon for what it is.
>>70877663
just because he learned that doesn't mean he has full control over it
>>70877657
This image always makes me feel like I'm about to get abused in some manner for something I didn't do.
>>70877653
Well, gender dysmorphism would point to yes.
>>70877664
This picture's adorable!
>>70877653
>mane
Also, I think a "female lion" is called a lioness.
>>70876126
>Pearl fucking SpongeBob
Well, that's enough for today.
>>70877656
But the crew chooses to fuck around with 2deep4u character "development", pretentious lore and plot. Fuck SU sometimes.
>>70877664
Yeah, its one with formal suits, like in an somekind of award party
>>70877656
It's because I like serious character and plot advancement while still being lighthearted sometimes.
the UG crossover was really god damn good, don't get me wrong. I just don't want it to be RS. We have RS for that.
>>70877695
Uh...nobody's arguing?
>>70876470
I remember before s2 of the horse show appeared, the fanfiction scene was far more diverse due to lack of confirmed or explained lore. I see the same here; as more is explained about Homeworld, the potentialities narrow.
>>70877695
Lorefags make that impossible.
>>70877656
Thebestpart is, they weren't even good and SU is so fucking devoid of jokes, it makes UG humor appear funny
>>70876126
What the fuck is this shit...
>>70876126
>still no /ss/ vocaroo
Do you think Lion is a girl lion?
I mean, this show is all about breaking traditional gender roles, I'm pretty sure a cartoon lioness could have a mane
Then again, it's already breaking a gender role already by being pink (if it's male, I mean, so either way it works)
>Someone dislikes the episode
>Express their opinion
>/co/ goes full autism on them
Sometimes people have opinions that differ from your own, and that's okay!
>>70877747
Why can't SU be funny? Are lorefags allergic to humor?
>>70877331
>>70877075
have another I found
Still looking for a transparency though if anyone has one
>>70877436
>>70877689
>Dislike bullies
>Hobbies: Destroying cities
I'm sensing a contradiction here.
I want to see Connie involved in combat again.
>>70877735
>>70877593
So what do you think guys?
For curling form, is Jasper doing it right or should she go down in weight and start from the bottom.
Personally, I prefer Jasper's form for maxing days
>>70877702
>>70877708
I thought all Lions had mane. I'm a retard.
>>70877766
Don't you have a misogyny post to reblog, tumblr?
>>70877766
How can anyone dislike this episode? It's god's gift to man.
>>70877765
Lion is male. Lions have visual differences that make it obvious.
>>70877736
the potentials may narrow, but the quality will most likely rise. However, I've never read a SU fanfiction so i have no real opinion on the scene. And people can still make fun, random Fanfics if they want. It's not like they have to be story driven
>>70877765
pretty sure lion is male. that's why it has the giant fluffy mane.
>>70877689
>Pronouns: he/him/his
>>70877779
Fuck you, and fuck Connie. She has no place fighting. She is a human, and she is also a woman. It's absolutely retarded she even came on that trip in the first place.
>>70877695
>enjoy the cartoon for what it is.
>/co/
pick one.
>Waaaah if you don't like the episode you're a lorefag!
>Humor is completely different than typical SU
Here is a crazy thought, maybe people dislike the episode because the UG humor doesn't appeal to them, rather than the fact it isn't canon?
This episode had the most fanservice
when Pearl snapped
>>70877699
That's why I love that image
>>70877695
>Why are you discussing a cartoon in the cartoon discussion board?
This people are a total mystery.
>>70877443
>>70877772
I hope there'll be at least a fart joke or two. Something to make it funny.
>>70877811
It's a joke from the episode, faggot.
>>70877819
>pearl screaming MY BABY is fanservice
?
>>70877690
Alright /sug/, we finally know where Peridot is hiding. It's...
>Peach Creek
>Townsville
>Endsville
>Nowhere
>Sector V
>(Insert extra option here)
>>70877803
>>70877807
http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2012/10/09/weird-wild-rare-maned-lionesses-explained/
It's not impossible
>>70877825
Damn, sugar is ugly...also alex is hot as fuck
>>70877690
>UG: Hey Kids Next Door! It's your Uncle Grandpa!
>KND:.........
>UG: Yeah, I'm only here for the irony.
>>70877814
but anon, she used that sword to great effect in open book. she zandatsued that cloud connie in half.
>>70877818
Or maybe lorefags are to autistic to see that their precious plot doesn't matter on this episode.
>>70876748
That was the moment I genuinely laughed and started enjoying the episode. As my mind excavated the various layers, I finally got it.
>>70877825
>You'll never peek into Rebecca's cleavage
>>70877818
How long will it take people to realize that's just one shitposter
As a lorefag myself, if people are complaining about the lore in the episode, UG can literally bend space and time. He goes around and helps kids in need. Steven was a kid in need so why not just accept that UG came to his dimension to help him?
>>70875880
I'd play it.
>>70877807
>>70877803
It can happen, but it's rare
And like I said, they're a magic gem bullshit cartoon lion
>>70877825
Guess who is using hi heels
>>70877786
The most resistance is when one's arm is parallel with the ground. The closer one's forearm is to vertical the less useful further movement is. Going all the way down is therefore useless.
>>70877847
Its in Ronaldo's house, I mean basement.
>>70877814
>She is a human, and she is also a woman.
>she is also a woman.
>also a woman.
>>70877847
Don't forget Gravity Falls, Bikini Bottom, Republic City, Echo Creek, and wherever Harvey Beaks lives.
>>70877824
You can read it however you want to read it, m8.
>>70877877
877 877
Very nice doubles.
>>70877814
>implying humans aren't the greatest thing to hit the universe since the Cambrian Explosion
Pls go, Peridot.
>>70877825
> the eternal photogenic kid
> the eternal butterface girl
its like a couple from a 90s kids movie
>>70877609
How would a Liger coming from that would look like?
>>70877402
Reading this makes me glad I don't take things too seriously,
>>70877867
>People who dislike the episode
>Express their opinion
>People who like the episode
>Expression their opinion and inform the world that anyone who disagrees with their opinion is a lorefag who only cares about the story
I don't like the humor of Uncle Grandpa, but others do and that is fine, stop being autistic about it.
>>70877181
not unless Lego gets a Steven Universe toy-deal. Then they can cross over with ninjago.
>>70876126
I want to hear an Amethyst one now
>>70877886
They're probably upset that UG didn't do anything deep or brooding.
>>70877886
Did you not watch the episode?
>>70877899
wha..wha... where are the pythons? where's the meat? I can't take this anymore!
>>70877933
Then stop wishing for plot progression and deep emotional shit. People like you are why next week's episode will suck.
>>70877528
>>70877466
post it, I've never sen it
What if this was Uncle Grandpa's doing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ0Vf_c-ZY
>>70877894
That's what you get for holding down when being smashed. Horizontal death.
>>70877847
Where'd Johnny Bravo live again?
They never brought it up, not even when he was mayor
>>70877949
i watched it yes. Shit was cash
>>70877937
that's most likely it
>>70877825
>>70877950
Obama took her guns away
>>70877899
>less ROM
>better
Get a load of this faggot
Hey /sug/ if Mcdonalds released a happy meal with SU toys, would you buy it and pretend its for you kid/sibling
>>70877950
>wha..wha... where are the pythons? where's the meat?
Right here.
>>70877985
>pearl
>>70877977
Aaron City
>>70877402
>Hate the episode because I find Uncle Grandpa and the humor of the show cringe worthy shit
>Meanwhile these faggots hate the show because it muh feelings
I hate how entited the internet has made kids, and you fucking know it was a kid (Or a young adult who grew up with the internet) who makes posts like that.
They find a hugbox for whatever retarded shit they are into early in life, never leave it. Hugboxes are the fucking worst.
>>70877936
This
also any quick JoJo/other animuu + SU sketch requests? Will have them done tomorrow if I get around to ever uploading them
>>70877976
God, those lips, and that tongue.
>>70877992
>pretend
why?
>>70877992
Nope. Now if it were UG toys...
>>70877992
I don't eat in McDonalds so I would need someone to eat that shit for me as well.
>>70877988
i knew it was only a matter of time
>>70878017
It was beautiful fan porn
>not canon cannon
>lars and sadie literally shipped
>yes we're on /co/ all the time and we know you love pearl reaction images so HUGE HEAD CHEAT UNLOCKED
>gemsona
>gemsona is on the list twice because damn
>fan artist, drawing tablet and talking about layers
>they'll probably find pizza steve annoying since he's supposed to be, so lets make the fat bitch eat him
I already liked Uncle Grandpa and Steven Universe but it was more than I had hoped for.
>>70877977
Aaron City
Aaron
Get it?
Elvis' middle name!
>>70877933
>Then stop wishing for plot progression and deep emotional shit
I didn't wish for anything of the sort, don't put words in my mouth.
>>70877985
>>70878001
Why was Pearl super /ss/-y this episode?
>>70877992
>not saying it's because normal adult sizes are ridiculously huge and you're not actually that hungry
>>70878017
You can't even see her tongue here.
>>70878013
Greg as Gyro
>>70877558
Like holding a pack of chalk
>>70877989
Have fun lifting with 5 lbs weights, because that is the kind of resistance you are getting when your arms are just pointing towards the ground. If you want lift across a greater range then do it a few sets on an incline bench.
>>70877994
Anon please. Give those back to Jasper
>>70878047
This whole episode was like a fun jab at us
>>70877992
When was the last time CN toys were sold at McD?
>>70878047
Are you so emotionally fucked that you think clear maternal love is actually /ss/-ness?
>>70877992
Nah, I'd just go to the store and ask to buy the toys by themselves
Most stores have what they call "customer satisfaction" boxes of toys separate from the regular boxes where they have the whole set. Well, they did when I worked there, they might not anymore
But yeah, you can definitely buy the toys on their own without the random Happy Meal bullshit
>>70878047
She wasn't. Please kill yourself. Your family will be happier.
>>70877983
kek
>>70878041
>>70878002
Thanks, baby.
>>70878012
Cry harder plotfag.
So wait, would Jasper be white if she was a human? Don't say Asian.
>>70878036
>>70878017
This stupid fucking show has plunged me right back into the evil embrace of waifuism.
>>70878055
I know, i just remembered it HNNNGGG
>>70878077
I'll let her have the flab.
I wanna thank the kind anon from last thead for taking my request!
You are based.
I wish lorefags would leave. No fun allowed retards who have ruined Steven Universe. All the writers wanted to do was make a dumb wacky fun show with 10/10 objectively funny jokes but these people have ruined that.
At least we will always have the crossover episode to remind us on what could have been.
>>70878071
Nigga I just did full ROM hammer curls with 50s today, don't lecture me.
Don't even try to imply I cheated my reps either.
>>70878082
Adventure Time
>>70878103
i would think tanned white chick. Gotta look good with your guns
>>70878114
This nigga gets it. A serious SU is a bad SU.
>>70878047
>people STILL BELIEVE IT ISN'T CANON
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>70878083
>>70878085
>not seeing the /ss/
Pearlnetfags in denial, everyone.
>>70877977
Coolsville? Maybe? Either way, yes. Yes entirely.
>Johnny hitting on the Gems
Where's my money?
>"WHOA, Sammy! You didn't tell me you were here with three foxy mamas Let's get you back over, FRIEND!"
>"Er, those aren't foxes. Or my Mom. Those are the Gems; they're actually not even human."
>"That's fine: Neither am I."
>"You're not?!? Are you from space too?!"
>"Nope..."
>[Check Mirror]
>"....I'm just a Love Machine."
>MY BABY!
Pearl officially feels like a mother
She probably did try to breastfeed him
>>70877983
nice
>>70878105
I always liked how Amethyst is the only gem to wear casual clothing. Like, Garnet wears a body suit, and I don't know what the fuck Pearl wears.
>>70878150
More like try and feed him worms
>>70875568
>Amy below Peridot and Jasper
nah man
nah
>>70877379
this good?
>>70878103
Delicious brown with vitiligo.
>>70878109
please anon... don't hurt my bara cheeto waifu. She needs it all
>>70878103
The name is French.
>>70878120
It's simple physics, anon. The effective weight of that weight shrinks the further from parallel your forearm gets with the ground.
>>70878114
I like both the deepest lore stuff and the wacky stuff, and i thought the crossover was awesome. what does that make me?
>>70878166
Perfect, thanks anon
>>70878105
oh baby
id eat a three way sandwich with her
if you know what I mean
>>70878150
Yeah. That was totally a motherly 'baby' and not a romantic one.
>>70878167 this
i was wrong with this>>70878136
>>70878137
No!
It's just different!
For fuck's sake, different people enjoy different things.
>>70878138
its not, and it never will be
>>70878109
Are there any fatty Jasper images?
>>70878187
A faggot obviously.
>>70878174
>Jasper with a slight french accent
>>70878187
A liar.
>>70878206
Seems pretty canon to me.
>>70878186
You don't make parts of the ROM stronger you don't train through.
Do you pick up everything with your forearm starting parallel?
>>70878213
ooh my
>>70878105
She could probably tie those sun glasses in a knot with it.
>>70878205
And niggas who want SU to be all serious no fun allowed should jump off the boat.
>>70878150
She only wants to protect the one thing remotely close to Rose.
>>70877992
Would there be an Uncle Grandpa toy?
>>70878227
>secluded location
>no one around
>it would be so
>EASY
>>70878198
Glad you agree
>>70878212
>>70878223
Cant a persona like both? What can I say, I go both ways.
>>70878213
>jasper whispering in your ear "omelette du fromage"
>>70878187
a normal fan of the show
Give me an amethyst draw suggestion pls, no promises.
>>70878248
>I go both ways
Like a faggot.
>>70878227
Just gotta get rid of Connie, then nothing will be in her way.
>>70878150
Except for the whole "None of this is canon" thing.
>>70876867
is Tumblr gonna throw a bitchfit over this too
>>70878251
>>70878264
Nah son, a faggot goes one way, but bendy, I got both ways,
Who would you rather get beat up by, Peridot, or Jasper?
>>70878234
Those are some pretty sweet shorts Steven hasGarnet definitely got tha booty
>>70878263
Amethyst tugging anon into bed
>"I'm sorry, they're not usually like this"
The gems being out of character/ flanderized was intentional, I don't get why people don't get that
>>70878287
Would kiss.
>>70878246
But I thought Pearl only gives a shit about Steven being Rose, and not actually Steven himself
Which I guess is why she's so protective of him
>>70878263
Amethyst biting into Pizza Steve
>>70878263
Amethyst on fire.
After seeing this episode, how would feel if there was an episode dedicated to fart jokes
Like a gem artifact make everyone in Beach City fart non stop. It'd be pretty funny.
Question.
If Uncle Grampa is a super powrful reality warping entity how did the gems where a threat to him?
>>70878246
I was being sarcastic, thought admittedly sarcasm is somewhat hard for some people to recognize when written and not spoken, so you are forgiven.
>>70878263
Steven smooching Amy on the gem
>>70878263
Eating a whole pizza box of Pizza Steves.
>>70878251
>Her deep voice whispering into your ear
>you can hear her french accent as she whispers that to you
>>70878246
>>70878248
You're not the only one. One thing I couldn't stand about Adventure Time was the unsatisfying endings to episodes that just had an abrupt stop. It was funny once or twice but after a while it felt really boring and almost lazy, really, especially since the cut usually happened after some kind of character growth would be completely reversed or something.
It's a difficult feeling to articulate, I hope I'm not too unclear. I just like how Steven Universe lets the characters grow both through humor and drama.
>>70878320
Sounds amazing, then when people dislike it because they don't find fart jokes funny we can claim they are just lorefags.
>>70878330
>omelette du fromage
>>70878300
She dooooooooooo!
>>70878313
Is this a new epic meme? Where has she said that she only cares about him for being Rose?
>>70878335
Should have had an "again" at the end of that.
I guess I would say I'm more into the lore but I loved the UG crossover. the ship sinking joke, the gems freaking out over uncle Grandpa's powers.
The fourth wall joke of the "up next" cartoon bar.
One of the most enjoyable episodes, good break from the seriousness at times.
>>70878263
Dunno if related, but draw Pizza Steve camping inside Amy's belly, talking with other rests of food
>>70878313
>But I thought Pearl only gives a shit about Steven being Rose, and not actually Steven himself
Looks like you thought WRONG bitch.
>>70878313
Yeah, then Rose's Scabbard happened. I think thats when pearl started really caring for steven.
>>70878343
Fart jokes are the best man.*poot*
that subtle totoro reference with garnet
>>70878351
She doesn't fully understand the french language, she means well
>>70878313
>But I thought
This is where you failed.
>>70878388
Hahah, wouldn't it be funny if like Jasper farted or something?
Or what if like...Peridot had food poisoning from pancakes and couldn't leave the bathroom haha.
>>70878357
This. I wish SU would stop being serious all together and focus on comedy. For example:>>70878320
>>70878353
damn straightBut Satsuki has a better ass
>>70877983
so thats why she is bitting her lip
>>70878355
I think a lot of it came after Rose's Scabbard. It was shown that their relationship was very deep (and possibly romantic). Many would point to Pearl not saving Steven after he was hanging from vines.
Then there's the whole thing where Steven said that he sometimes thinks the gems resent him for his mother not being around
And there's the fact that Pearl doesn't really like humans that much, even though she protects them. Because that's what Rose wanted.
>>70878406
Maybe if Steven ate a huge batch of chili and while he's on a fancy date with Connie at a restaraunt, he rips a huge one.
Don't people think Steven Universe strikes a good balance of fantasy shit and comedy and kawaii girls as it is? Isn't that why we like it?
>>70878415
Satsuki has a better everything.
>>70878322
Being a entiy with such powers poses weaknesses against you. You can manipulate the world around you for comedy, or drama, but basically only that. They likely posed no threat, because of his abilities, but he's restricted to certain laws for him to even exist. He may be able to break reality, but he still needs to exist in it to be a part of it.
Totally like theorized, there's no way to confirm why or how when discussing a person with such powers such as these.
Think of Eldrich gods, lovecraft. These's are beings of immense power, who seem to have no restrictions, except in very certain cases. Uncle grampa is basically an old one, all he does is provoke insanity.
>>70878322
UG gets beaten plenty of times, it's usually because he doesn't bother to fight back.
>>70878406
It would be funny if Steven and Lapis were making fart noises together
Then a really long wet one would happen
and Steven would say "Ha, good one! That one almost sounded real!"
And Lapis would just laugh awkwardly.
"Yeah. ALMOST!" she blushes
>>70878455
It's the crew that forces all the seriousness on us. It's annoying.
>>70877067
>he actually died
>they used his shitty drawing to remember him
>>70878415She had dat Junketsu in the Trunketsu.
>>70878415
And that was her only plus
>>70878444
I'm not gonna say it's a bad or poor form of humor since everything is subjective. But even as a kid I never thought fart jokes were funny, and I still don't. I know explaining a joke ruins it but can someone explain the appeal of fart jokes?
>>70878465
Haha yeah that would be funny.writefags please
>>70878230
Anon, the bicep works by contracting. If you never fully straighten your arm when doing curls then that doesn't mean you will effectively be a wet noodle when trying to lift in that straight arm position IRL. Your bicep will have the same capacity to contract regardless of all those 5 lbs weights you didn't curl.
If you want to lift across a greater range of motion then simply get into a position where your arms can be straight without them pointing straight at the ground, like while on an incline bench.
You can lift however you want and fully extending your arm such that they are pointing at the ground doesn't diminish the actual benefits you receive when curling closer to parallel with the ground. I'm just telling you that it's little different than lifting a much much smaller weight for that range.
>>70878464
But he wins at life.
>>70878465
What if Steven and Greg were eating beans when they decide to have a farting contest. Then, after releasing the loudest fart known to man, Greg blushes and excuses himself to change his pants.
>>70878357
I can see that happen. Maybe instead of just one thing it can make a person unable to control their mood or action. Like point it at Mayor Dewey and he can't tell a lie, even if he tries he tells to lie, the truth comes out.
(I think that's been used before, I forget where)
or point it at Greg and he can't stop farting or burping, your choice CN. Point it at Amethyst and I dunno she can't stop dancing or can't control her shape shifting powers. (I think that was in Fairly Odd Parents, now that I think about it)
>>70878500
What else is there to add?
>>70878438
She didn't help him up because it was a moment of weakness. At least she checked to see if he was okay. He had obviously been able to jump super far to get to that place, so pulling himself up shouldn't be too hard for him either. She trusted that he would be able to pull himself up. How is everyone misinterpreting her believing in Steven as her wanting him dead?
>>70878474
>the crew force seriousness
>SU being serious
>not the equivalent of a crying pussy edgyboy
ayy
So I've rewatched Bubble Buddy, and I just realized Connie said her family moves around a lot for her dad's job. Maybe that /co/ episode synopsis about her moving out WILL happen.
>>70878512
whoops meant for >>70878320
>>70878465
>>70878508
O I am laffinI love fart jokes
>>70878508
Somehow, this will end the same way as the seed spitting contest.
>>70877926
>photorealistic texture
>cartoon outline and features
>pink with black stripes
>>70878459
Even a better parent?
smug-steven.png
>>70878514
I dunno, maybe everyone in town walks up to Lapis and she gets really embarrassed for a full page.
I'm not actually into fics that much
>>70878536
Yeah, and early on in the series, Peal likes pie. Things change man.
Pizza Steve used to be my favorite but now I think I like Mr. Gus more
>>70878494
Let me tell you something. Get closer.*blaaaaaarp*That's the joy of fart jokes.
>>70878536
I've been wondering why she's been sticking around for so long. Maybe she's like a military kid and just has moved a few times over her life
>>70878501
It's more efficient to just go through the entire range of motion on heavy sets though and I'm not totally convinced you're correct either. There's the theoretical behind how things work and there's how they actually work irl.
Have you ever curled a heavy weight? It isn't just easy for those first few inches.
Theoretically I should have my hips as close to the bar as possible when deadlifting if I want to best take advantage of "physics", but irl that isn't going to be true for every person, otherwise everyone would pull more Sumo.
>>70878562
Pearl liking pie was obviously a lie, she looked absolutely revolted by it when she was about to stuff her face into it.
>>70878576
I guess that's it. It's an obvious and easy joke to make. No effort
>>70878557
Depends on how you look at it; if Satsuki hadn't hated her mother to the point that she spent pretty much her entire life training to fuck up life fibers, humanity would have been FUBAR.
artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/115362950552/x-not-sure-if-anyone-has-posted-about-this-yet
>>70878603
Like real flatulence.
>>70878578
Apparently her dad's a beach cop that moves around to various bitches.
>>70878597
Pearl likes making and cooking pies. She likes the concept of pie. Just not eating them
>>70878571
>not choosing superior Bellybag
It's almost like you want coal for xmas
>>70878597
What she hates was the mess, and how none of the actions made sense to her, and that her child was going to die because she didn't know how to help him.
>>70878536
>>70878578
She didn't go into much in Bubble Buddy
and it didn't get brought up in Fusion Cuisine
But apparently Connie's dad works in private security.
I hope there will be an episode that explicit states what Connie's parents do
>>70878538
>>70878542
Should we keep going?
>>70878627
>various bitches.
Freudian slip?
>>70878515
>How is everyone misinterpreting her believing in Steven as her wanting him dead?
They're just looking for a reason to hate best gem. Everyone blames her for endangering Steven, when in reality if they truly believe Steven was in danger it was Garnet who let him go after Pearl into a potentially unsafe zone, despite knowing full well she was having an emotional breakdown and thus not capable to reliably look after his safety.
I think it's ridiculous people believe Steven was in danger in the first place, he has tons of protective factors at his disposal to save him. One of the biggest ones being Lion that could teleport and grab him should he fall. Second Steven has greater than average strength, so he should be able to pull himself up. Everyone is framing it as though Steven is this completely helpless child in this episode but that's completely false.
>>70878619
Neat
>>70878582
>There's the theoretical behind how things work and there's how they actually work irl.
That's how idiots rationalize not paying attention in school. Don't be that person.
The resistance you feel throughout the range of movement is there, but it decreases to zero as you approach vertical. That's immutable physics.
>>70878155
I like to think that while the other's clothes are just one unified peice fabric Amethyst's have tags and seams like normal human clothing
>>70878654
Is this leading to anthropomorphic sexy clouds of fart gas?
>>70878619
Only the best for Uncle Basedpa.
>>70878582
Going down all the way is more effort going into moving the weights. Its like doing a pull up, you put your chin up and then you make your arms completely perpendicular to the floor. Its harder and works you out more, weights would have to be similar.
>>70878688
Wasn't Kimchi from Chowder just that?
>>70878297
Why even ask? We all know the answer to that.
>>70878682
Why?
>>70878688
Do you want it to go there?
>>70878650
They say "doctor", I say "Combat medic" they say "security guard", I say "PMC troop"
IMAGE LIMIT
>a head-cannon destroyed the SS. Larsadie
>>70878706
It wasn't sexy or anthropomorphic.
>>70878712
So what?
>>70878726
>headcannon
Fuck how did I miss that. I thought I caught onto everything in this eps
>>70878684
Nah man you can talk to people who actually lift and realize that what is "optimal" doesn't really exist and you have to think about the real-world application of what you're doing (and no I'm not talking about "functional" strength)
There is literally no detriment to moving through the entire range of motion for someone wishing to increase size, strength, and stability, there is only benefit.
>>70878726
Will one ever destroy the SS /ss/?
>>70878671
But anon, Didn't you see the look she gave steven just as he jumped, but before he fell? That was the look of contempt.
>>70878754
Why are you guys calling this specifically /ss/? Like I know what /ss/ is but why is it the very specific name of PearlxSteven?
>>70878754
There isn't anything to destroy
>>70878726
>a head-cannon destroyed SS
Nah, that "Say Uncle" episode sucked.
>>70878794
Lorefag please.
>>70878771
she's who most people focus on, mostly because she would be the most averse to fucking him
>>70878820
If it is canon, then I hate the episode as well.
>>70878763
This changes nothing about what I said. There is more evidence to suggest Pearl does not want him dead than there is to suggest she does. That's a ridiculous claim.
>>70878820
Not even a lorefag, the episode was just bullshit. It wasn't even that funny.
>>70878844
Then hate it because it's canon.
>>70878771
Nobody ships Steven with Garnet or Amethyst because they don't make sense. Saying /ss/ is way easier than typing out Pearl x Steven or Steven x Pearl every post.
>>70878859
Then you're plain autisic. Luckily, I know the perfect site for you.
>>70878752
>There is literally no detriment to moving through the entire range of motion for someone wishing to increase size, strength, and stability, there is only benefit.
And I literally already said this. Curling from one's arms pointing at the ground doesn't detract from the significant benefits of curling while closer to horizontal. Neither does singing the Star Spangled Banner. If you feel comfortable doing it that way then knock yourself out. Just don't pretend you are getting the benefit of curling fifty pounds anywhere other than near horizontal.
>>70878868
There's also Stearl and Pearlven.
>>70878868
now that I'm thinking about it Amethyst would probably fuck him without a second thought if he asked, garnet would show some reluctance but I feel like she'd give in if he pestered her enough
>>70878861
That's cool. I guess.
You can't have everything go your way, and I am completely fine with this.I have finally come to terms, but can no longer take the series seriously
>>70878888
> gets mad because someone doesn't find his lolsorandom shit funny
>calls someone else autistic
Anon, please.
>>70878888
And that place is 4chan. More specifically, this thread in this board.
>>70878942
Jesus learn to identify b8
>>70878968
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>70877429
Oh yeah he totally will continue to struggle.
But at least we know how and when it comes out now.
The bubble is for his protection.
The shield comes out for others.
Have the girls ever worn pajamas on the show? I can't remember, I need a pic if so.
>>70875706
Its not cannon
>>70878996
Why the fuck do you care? Do you have some pajama fetish?
>>70878947
Welcome to hell.
>>70878996
Only Connie.
>>70878968
The SU threads have always been the absolutely easiest base to troll.
>>70878859
Dude, as I already said, SU is so fucking devoid of jokes, it makes UG humor appear funny
That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the episode, overall.
It's justa cartoon.
>>70878996
Aw man, I want to post the Peridot jammy picture.
>>70878544
Daaam I wish I could draw.
>>70879017
I'm attracted to comfy, loose clothing.
>>70878979
I'm not that guy, just irritated everyone keeps responding to that shitposter seriously.
>>70878996
The gems don't sleep
So only Connie has
>>70879033
It only makes sense.
>SU is full of crybabies
>/sug/ is full of crybabies
>>70879017
Nope, drawring.
>>70879042
The one where she's giving Jasper a gift?
>>70879044
Personally, I like more form fitting pajamas. They don't' ride up when rolling around in bed. There is literally nothing in this universe worse than being underneath comfy covers with pajama pants riding up all the way to the knee.
>>70879072
No, she's in a pink jammy. I'll post it next thread.
>>70879072
>>70879089
Where we are going, we don't need, new threads.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/62191011525d93ae3ed00acddcb124f3/tumblr_nli7xgFs5q1si0nw5o1_1280.png
>>70877653
Lion's been referred to as a male pretty consistently though the show. Lion isn't the SU BMO.
>>70879065
Amethyst probably just wears her sports bra and underwear.
>>70877847
Megakat City
>>70879117
Aww that's the one. qt as fuck, nearly died the first time I saw it.
>>70879084
>with pajama pants riding up all the way to the knee
You could always wearfootie pajamas.
>>70879084
>>70879044
I'd rather she wears panties and bras or nothing at all.
>>70879144
Only if I had a gf with her own pair and I've never been in that serious of a relationship.
>>70879084
I used to wear nightgowns, but I'd always end up naked halfway through the night. Form-fitting PJs is the only way to go.
This is the story a gem
Who cried a river and drowned Ocean Town
And even when it looks so sad
I absolutely love it
>>70879204
Better than having anexgfwho wears one.
A Man shouldn't be watching cartoons.
>ded bread
This is what happens when we dump too much.
>>70876766
I dunno. Amy turning into Rose in front of Greg is dark and cruel. Perhaps moreso.
>>70876757
Man... those guys are in synch! They'll fuse powerfully.
>>70879241
Make a new thread then, bitch.
>>70879241
Post Pearl?
(^:9
>>70879282
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nm7g7nfZ721rf77llo1.mp3#_=_
>>70879238>Good thing I'm trans
>>70879280
PAGE 10
>>70879293choo choo
>>70879304
Then stop complaining. Or grow some balls and fuck the janitors and their hotpockets.
Anyone know where I can find a copy of the version of the main theme that played when Steven summoned his shield? I really like that instrumental version.
What's the best SU song and why is it the Full Disclosure duet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjqK8X9Nmdo
>>70879290
I still don't get the obsession with this line.
>>70879341
People kept saying Pearl had no maternal instincts.
>>70879319
>grow some balls
Is that how you rationalize shoplifting too?
>>70879337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwKEz6omi-Q
That is a funny way for it to be I Am Lapis Lazuli
>>70879316I'M A TRAINS
>>70879341
/ss/
>>70879341
It's really really cute to see Pearl considering Steven like her actual son
>>70879370
I love that line and I loathe /ss/.
>>70875819
>Hawk sounds
I like to think Steven literally said "Hawk Sounds" instead of making hawk noises
>>70879363
>Dubstep
No.
>>70879381
>inb4 incest references
>>70879357
How is that even a remotely good comparison?
>>70879386
See? Perfect example of why people like it. It's got a little something for everyone.
>>70879390
Is this bait, or you legitimately don't know the difference between industrial and Dubstep?
>>70879388
I'm pretty sure that's what was intended.
>>70879337
>>70879363
I'm sorry, but you're both objectively wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6LiYQILWC8
Dance of Swords is the best song.
>>70879341
The gems acting like moms is heartwarming
There's something sweet about Pearl caring enough about Steven to consider him her "baby".
>>70879412
You have a good point with this song, but we can all stick to our small corners. To each their own.
>>70879412
It sounds like a Blade Symphony background song.
>>70879393
You are rationalize the subversion of the greater good as a test of manhood.
>>70879386
I don't understand how someone could hate the two most adorable characters being in an equally adorable and sensible relationship.
>>70879390
>Dubstep
Really.
>>70879409
>>70879448
Dubstep is shit, call it what you want, but that is dubstep, and its crap.
>tfw White Star Fruits make fusing super simple
>>70879446
>pedophilia
>sensible
The fuck are you smoking?
>>70879412
Oh sorry, I got confused.
I meant to post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWgqFk_6KR4
No need to thank me.
>>70879457
This is bait. It's now so plain to see, why didn't I see it before.
>>70879457
Dubstep is like rap. It's not inherently bad, but not a lot of it is all that good. That said, this is not dubstep. Not even fucking close
>>70879457
>loud drums and a little bass make it dubstep
Are you on drugs RIGHT NOW?
>>70879445
I think you're forgetting we're on an anonymous imageboard. Anon, don't be a retard.
naga Connie
>>70879460
Is there any chance of this game getting on something other than phones and tablets? Maybe the 3DS eshop? Or Steam?
>>70879479
you posted the other two songs I listen to after listening to I Am Lapis Lazuli.A winner is you
>>70879457
I love myself some electro personally. It's not dubstep
>>70879363
I like it a lot but it's too... motley. If the piano and synthesizer were combined better than I'd love it. It worked well in the episode though.
>>70877823
sauce pls?
>>70879466
They have the closest relationship on the show. They both love each other a whole lot. Pearl misses Rose and Steven IS Rose. Gems probably don't even understand the concept of aging, as they are ageless beings, so it's not pedophilia in the slightest. Is everyone who is anti-/ss/ just a buttmad Pearlnet shipper?
>>70879482
Sounding like dubstep makes it dubstep.
Does SU have the best music out of any Cartoon Network show right now?
>>70879484
And that makes this not a community?
You are an asshole, anon. That's okay, but you've got to admit it to yourself. The sooner you rip that bandaid off the better.
>>70879533
Yeah
But that's not much of an accomplishment
>>70879482
Thank you anon. I was gonna post just that.
A little metal sound and they flip their shit.
I bet that idiot thinks this is dubstep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XFlR4MQaQI
>>70879539
Fair enough.
What about best music of any cartoon right now?
>>70877825
if only he could shave that ugly beard then that picture would be fine.
>>70879532
It sounds like industrial, so therefor it's industrial?
Reminder:
tag the booru
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>70879538
>You are an asshole, anon
Won't deny that.
>And this makes us not a community
Not a community that deserves to be compared to real life. Let's keep going, anon, we're almost to page 10.
>>70879550
Depends, are you talking about any cartoon on western channels? Or any cartoon including anime.
Because that would challenge a lot more than you and I could fathom.
>>70879550
Yes
>>70879571
>5843 posts
Jesus christ it was like, 2000 yesterday
>>70879466
How the fuck is it not sensible?
>Pearl loves him like a mother but also as something more
>will live forever
>will love him forever
>will be able to reproduce with Steven without dying
>would happily bear his children
>Connie will die in 90 or so years
>Connie will grow old
>Steven will be sad when Connie dies so why even bother putting him through that? Just go straight to the best choice
>>70879564
Nah man, it's bait. Quit replying to him.
>>70879533
>>70879539
What do you mean music?
Sung music? or instrumentals or composed as BGM?
>>70879550
Yeah. The last soundtrack to any show I downloaded was Code Geass. This nice and easy song got me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvJ36DuaZ8
>>70879603
The fact of the matter though is it's a mother/son relationship. They've done everything except outright say "steven's like my son" in regards to character, how do you not pick up on that watching?
>>70879571
>find booru
>read the rules
>no lolicon/shotacon
>take it easy on the porn
>separate all my porn from my SU image folder to make sure I don't accidentally upload a Connie porn pic and trigger the mod
>dump pics
>still get dinged for lolicon
>can't upload anymore pics
Fuck.
>>70879571
we need custom number icons for index page
>>70879619
Instrumentals aren't really music, so...
>>70879616
I feel the bait, it stings. In a perfect world I'd usually just assume most people aren't shitposting. This place is not a perfect world
>>70879632
Not even the booru likes you
Hey, here's an exploit for AtL:
When performing Amethyst's spin dash, if you pause, it still counts the taps, so you can easily get the meter into the red
>>70879601
It's mainly one guy. He didn't even read the rules because the website is for fanart and official material, not screencaps.
>>70879590
>Not a community that deserves to be compared to real life.
There you go again, trying to pretend you aren't an asshole with rationalizations not a sentence away from admitting you are an asshole.
You aren't being honest enough with yourself. You've got a dichotomy in you that you should work out.
>>70879652
Eh, it's just that specific mod. The other boorus I use don't have tumblrcore mods.
>>70879631
>They've done everything except outright say "steven's like my son"
And with this episode they've gotten pretty close
>>70879675
>inb4 not canon argument
>>70879682
You know what IS canon though?Steven x Connie
>>70879660
I'm an asshole for saying the truth? I guess.
>>70879632
>somebody besides misha upload 3000 pics in 1 day
creepy
>>70879671
I don't mind you actually. Except when you get overly obnoxious with the curry cunt.you can shove her up your ass
>>70878474
>it's the crew that forces all the seriousness on us
It's their fucking story, you twat. Nothing's being forced on you. You either watch it or you don't.
>>70879693
Not yet.
They are just kids, and I doubt steven understands those type of feelings yet.
>>70879694
You called yourself an asshole already, anon. You should go to bed.
>>70879637
Seriously, even the Shezow booru has custom number icons.
>>70879712
>yfw Steven is half Rose
>yfw you don't know if it's her or Steven who fall in love with her
>>70879712
really, why do you think he was so awkward around her when they first met?
What's the point of the booru if it's almost nothing but screencaps of the show?
>>70879712
He does, but he's also a kid so doesn't act on them too much
>>70879727
What? You can be an asshole and say the truth.
>>70879764
It's not supposed to be screencaps, it's supposed to be fanart, but the guy who dumped all those pictures apparently didn't know that.
>tfw you have two generals open next to each other
>tfw you post in the wrong one
>>70879770
How does he have those type of feelings?
Where does it show that he does?
>>70879656
This guy is obviously a /sug/ regular. Virtually every image posted here is on the booru, including a few edits of my own.
>>70879788
At least you didn't post an image. Now that's a real case of spaghetti.
We are almost there.
Which edition should we have?
I'll go for Be Cool at the /sug/ EditionGood Mourning Edition
>>70879773
You said that you were an asshole and then accused me of calling you an asshole as if to defend yourself.
Srsly, go to bed.
>>70879798
Like everywhere? The very first episode is Steven awkwardly trying to approach Connie, to say nothing of their dancing together. But they're young, so their romance is limited to blushing at each other and holding hands a lot.
>>70879799
He seems to be a /gfg/ and /star/ goer too, as those boorus are filled up with his stuff too.
>>70879810
but anon the crossover is over no more ug
>>70879800
Well I thought I was posting here, so I wouldn't have posted an image. Thankfully no one seems to browse both of these specific generals. I mean, it's all anonymous anyway but still
>>70879813
Now you're just being an asshole.
>>70879810
Make it in memory of Pizza Steve.
>>70879848
go here for THAT
>>70867715
>>70879848
Rest in Pepperonis
has TAG ever drawn lapis?
>>70876410
>and thirsts
>>70879916
If she has then she never posted it.
I didn't like the episode because I find UG to be annoying and "so random!" I do have to say though the Lars Sadie ship and the gemsona were genuinely some of the funniest moments yet
Where is new general so I can post draw?
>>70879857
Do not mourn for him. He gets to be digested by Amethyst, a fate most men dream they could experience.
>>70879946
right here
>>70879956
>>70879956
>>70879966
>>70879965
inb4 not page 10
>>70879965
>>70879979
>two thread
oh
>>70879965
>>70879979
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS
>>70879989
Yeah, I deleted mine already
shitty lapis lazuli cover
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HthZv7FJqq
>>70876521
>But Beary, that would mean that I wouldn't exist.
>Of course you would exist, but you would be Pork Chop person instead, and you would be perfect. A perfect world full of perfect pork chops.
>I guess you're right, that doesn't sound too bad
Und from zat day forward, Herr Beary vowed to mold ze vorld to his pervect image. All but ze finest cuts of pork vere forced to verk in ze sausage camps. Ze Hot Dog person vould put to verk as ze head accountant for an Pork Chop entrepreneur named Oscar Meyer, who vould selvlessly give up his vast fortune to help ze hot dogs escape into a neighboring country disguised as polish sausage,
>>70876053
anon are you retarded
it was fanservice FOR the tumblr crowd
> reference to shipping
> reference to gemsonas
> reference to drawing software and a tablet
are you that deep set in your tribalism that you need to imagine your favorite show is shitting on the other guys
So like I watched this show when it first came out (and like a few episodes after) then stopped watching it all together and it seemed like such a cool and funny light hearted type cartoon and after reading through this thread it seemed to have taken the SUPER DUPER FEELSY DEEP 2TUMBLR4U route. Sum up what I have missed please.
>>70878783
No the Kreigsmarine was the navy, not the SS.
>AtL has in-game achievements...that don't seem to be viewable outside of the pop up notification.
What.
>>70880313
Absolutely nothing.
The show doesn't do "monster of the week" much anymore and the sadder parts get a lot more depressing than, say, the second episode, but overall it's the same.
There's just been a lot of character building and introduced plot points.
>>70880605
What? They're visible in the main menu for me. Swipe left at the title screen
>>70880148
>reference to drawing software and a tablet
Confirmed, drawing programs and tablets are tumblr now
>>70880005
Did you do this by ear? And is there any chance you could make tabs? I love it
>>70880815
thank you. yeah, i couldn't find any tabs so i just did what i could by ear.
i'll work out the tabs and post them in the current thread
>>70875880
Amazing. He's shielding and everything. SU gets the video game references right. I love it.
>>70877894
> hopper's fair kills at 88% from the far side of the stage
SAKURAIIII
Move onto the new thread already
>>70879956
>>70881493
>fair
>clearly a smash or special
>clearly more stage to the left and right indicating it's the center
Don't get mad just cause your crying shitfast friend waifu didn't make the cut