"underwater edition"
Old thread
>>70875465
"Say uncle" DL link
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk
Last weeks episode
"Joy Ride" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!GckyQTpC!O1OfCZxa6qcTodKU_kAjL9lCNzNrvGds2wq25qM8Jsw
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg
preview for next weeks ep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONx3xH_8oD4
first for bees
2nd for Jasper will never be good.
Should I finish this drawing up?
What gems are there no preg art of?
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Jasper
>Ruby
>Sapphire
Am I forgetting anyone? Is there any preg art of the humans, like Connie's Mom?
>>70879995
Yes
6th for lapis
>captcha ofsea
>>70879999
I need dat Lapis preggo art. There's already amethyst preggo art, the one where Greg gets her pregnant. It's a comic.
Come have some fun
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
>>70879995
Sure,Mr. Gus
>>70879999
All the characters you listed there is preg art of them. You just need to look harder.
>>70880012
I WANNA PUSH THIS GEM FOR SUMMER SLAM
>>70880012
>Lapis having a belly button
disgusting
>>70880005
I want to squat around a campfire while listening to this
>>70879999
>Amethyst laughing as Poil approaches a painful death
Reminder that Pearl sees Steven like a beloved son whom she wants to raise and teach, and Steven will end up with Connie.
>>70879992
>>70880033
Whats the password nigger?
>>70880061
This. I'm convinced /ss/fags are just shitposters.
>>70880055
Anyone care to translate that Russian?
>>70880074
it has no password dumbass, read the instructions
>>70880055
Cross thread replies are weird. Thanks! I'm going to try and figure out Wailing Stone next.
>>70879999
Is Mecha-Peridot about to crush them?
>>70880005
Hey, I liked it.
>>70879992
Good. I like her being evil
>>70880079
Apparently it's the equivalence of saying what's up. Shto sleushnee. Or something like that.
>>70880074Oh, I cant read
>>70880042
I dunno, I looked pretty hard. Are you sure you aren't just pulling my leg? Characters like Connie's mom or Ruby/Sapphire hardly has any lewds, much less /d/ tier lewds.
>>70880096
It's a preggo Peridot, but it's nude, here is a link.
>>>/u/1724395
>>70880078
You'd be right
>>70880098
>>70880098
>>70880121
>>>>/u/1724395
Jesus.
>>70880061
Is that why Pearl blushes at everything Steven does, is always hugging him, is always hanging out with him, etc.? Is that why she wanted Connie to immediately defuse with Steven and has not talked to her kindly since?
>been playing Attack the Light on the big screen
I love the simple look of this game, honestly. I haven't gotten too far in the story, just been leveling up the gems. Do y'all like it? I don't play a lot of mobile games, but this pretty fun.
Would you like it if the Dewey lusty for Pearl was made into a running gag?
>>70880144
Something wrong, anon?
>>70880144
> /s/u/g/
>>70880121
who's the artist
someone requested this a while backi try
Well I tried
>>70880165
>and has not talked to her kindly since?
Damn
Pearl has it BAD
>>70880165
Pearl blushed when she was yelling at Peridot, she blushes at anything. gtfo shitposter
>>70880144
>>70880173
Dont worryMurdercockis here
>>70880193
He'd get my vote!
>>70880165
She blushes all the time you delusional fuck
>>70880144
Why you have to sexualize the crystal?
>>70880174
It's just...the pregnancy makes her belly look like a green turkey.
>>70879976
Oh no, not the bees.
>>70880165
>Is that why Pearl blushes at everything Steven does, is always hugging him, is always hanging out with him, etc
She's his mom.
Freud, please go away.
>>70879999
post more, quads-kun
>>70880197
why he got two pairs of eyebrows?
This show is to soft, it is like if a woman did it.
>>70880209
Man, people ship anything, don't they.
>>70879999
did you make this? like the picture? if so 10/10
would stare at again
>>70880269
becausefuck
im fixing this before I sleep
>>70880170
The game is amazing for what it's worth. Imagine if they had the budget to go beyond a flash animated mobile game.
>>70880274
Political favors, anon. Political favors.
would it be dumb to repost my cover even though threads are archived?
eh, oh well
"Lapis Lazuli"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HthZv7FJqq
>>70880274
blue crab x the gem temple
i need this
>>70880269
>>70880258
>>70880289You tried
>>70880274
Sugar said there will be agaycouple in the series
>>70880121
Have you looked for untagged tumblr stuff?
>>70880304
>American animation
>>70880310
>the mere sight of pearl fills steven with so much joy, he gets starry eyed
>>70880320
She also said that Greg's parents are not what they seem. Could that be the gay couple she's referring to?
>>70880240
I still believe this is a reference togame grumps.Go Bundt,!
>>70880320
B-but Dewey is saving his purity for the hot one.
C-could a tall fit guy that is still somewhat smaller than Zyzz cosplay as male Pearl? What are my options for SU related cosplay?
>>70880320
>Greg's hair
So guys, is this canon?
>>70880121
...
Source?
>>70880193
It was me. Thanks a lot!
>>70880310
You think her blank stare in Scabbard at the end was a stare of "Oh no, I'm in love with my unrequited love's 10 year old human child"?
>>70880353
>what are my options?
doing whatever you want and having fun?
>>70880316
I tried again
better?
>>70880364
its head cannon.
>>70880380
Clearly
>>70880348
>implying he's pure
I bet that nigga's twice divorced
>>70880364
Headcanon
>>70880287
>>70880184
>>70880370
Found sauce.
http://littlegreendorito.tumblr.com/post/115190767547/cell-picture-of-the-recent-traditional-doodles-i
>>70880390
>Pearl wearing a shirt of herself
>>70880399
Saved
>>70880404
heh
>>70880380
I think it was "I consider this being my son"
Is this an excuse for a Lapis Lazuli thread?
>>70880209Why does this arouse me
>>70880364
No, this is Patrick.
>>70880404
It's funny because it's a canon that shot a head.
>>70880390
Sure, but which ones will probably suit that body type better. Not buff enough for Jasper yet not sure if thin enough for male Pearl.
>>70880353
>tall fit guy
Tell me your IMC and your % of fat.
>>70880426
More like considered
>>70880404
So like, UG basically killed Sadie and Lars for a shitty joke, while UG couldn't even dream of pulling off a fucking ship on the same level of Sadie and Lars. Why is this allowed?
Y / N
PERL IS AUTISTIC
>>70880389
Everytime I look at the thumbnail I see Richard Watterson
>>70880347
what? no way.
>tfw Turnt will never evolve
>>70880404
>>70880401
God damn it. I didn't even notice the "head" part of the joke.
>>70880429
Or malachite
>>70880170
I wish the sound team was the same. Music is meh and it's just weird the sound effects on things like the teleporter are just wrong. Still the game is fun and I do love the visual style. Strange how off the characters feel despite apparently being written by Rebecca? I get the feeling she made the story but not the dialog.
>>70880433Because you are homosexual, faggot
>>70880446
>PERL IS AUTISTIC
It looks kind of complicated.
>>70880444
>Steven died
Noooo
>>70880320
That reminds me, we posted this on Becky Sucrose's Twitter.
>>70880433
Imagining the sad desperation packed into their passionate kisses is kinda hot
>>70880404
>Head canon sank the Lars and Sadie ship
I finally get it.
>>70880450
>TFW turnt is an awful pokemon for the original elite 4.
Fighting, ice, hard special hitters,Dragonite used Earthquake!
Fuckers need a Starmie with Surf, Psychic, Thunderbolt and Ice Beam.
>>70880404
The little salute was a nice touch (even UG's head saluted.)
>>70880446
Obsessive and dedicated towards perfection is not Autism. Consider that she's an alien from another planet with entirely different aspects of behavior and that it has taken her all these thousands of years under Rose's careful guidance to figure out how to not be a cold-blooded tactician, her original purpose as a Pearl-Class Mineral Gem.
>>70880441
24.2 BMI
Around 10% body fat
194 pounds and 6'3'' tall.
>>70880469
thats too normal bruh
>>70880469
You must be proud.
>>70880460But I'm a straight girl
>>70880499
>straight
why are you even here. Have you not gone gay for Jasper yet?
>>70880364
>>70880499
Silly anon, we all are little girlsexcept for you fucking homosexual freak
>>70880492
>24.2 BMI
Not graceful enough bro. I'm rockin a 22.4 BMI and I could barely pull it off. Also I'm straight so that holds me back, Pearl is someone I want to love, not be.
I'm no Pearlfag waifu worshiper, but Pearl is a close second best character behind Steven if not tied. The mix of neurotic mother and the whole Rose thing makes for an entertaining character.
>Pearl's motherly instincts for Steven are because she wishes she and Rose had had a baby
>>70880543
That's not how xeno-rocks work, anon.
>>70880514
AH... I get it now. He sank that 'ship' with his 'headcannon'.
>>70880550
They would have just adopted.
I got this pic from an old ass tinfoil thread in/x/and it just hit me, this could be Opal.
>>70880550
Nobody said they could ever successfully have a baby.
>>70880571
They already adoptedAmy
>>70880571
Who would they have adopted? Pearl can barely stand humans besides Steven, she doesn't like Amethyst much, and Ruby and Sapphire are already fused into bigger person.
>>70880536
I didn't like Pearl that much at first, but she grew on me.
>tfw your SU folder started as a Connie folder, but then other waifus like Peridot and Connie's Mom started worming their way in there
She is the cutest.
>>70880543
>she wishes she and Rose had had a baby
Well that's not entirely impossible at this point...if you know what I mean...
At least we got Pearl acting motherly out the crossover. I doubt she'll ever act like a mother again because children can't have mothers in SJW world. They can only have unloving legal guardians and complete strangers.
>>70880617
Amy was the wild child that didn't work out, Steven is the favorite now.
>>70880513
>Jasper
>Not superior Malachite
She's qt and sexy af
>>70880533
Dude could pull it off. They're shapeshifting rock people.
>>70880624
Yeah I can get behind that.
>>70880639
>wanting something with multiple limbs and a weird monster body that is also a giant
>>70880628
>I doubt she'll ever act like a mother again
She already acts like a mom all the time though
Did none of you fucks actually have caring parents?
>>70880533
So better just keep going up untill male Jasper mode? I am straight too and Pearl is my waifu. My gf will cosplay Lapis or Pearl so male Pearl would really be great. Maybe a tip if I am going to do it anyway? Puffy pants? Sleeves or no sleeves? Man, if I was black, I could simply fo male Garnet.
IF YOU’VE EVER:
>FOUGHT AGAINST ROSE QUARTZ
>SUPPORTED THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY
>CAN DRIVE AN ESCAPE POD
>OWN A GEM DESTABILIZER
YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOMEWORLD GEMS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70880622
I need the source of that pic fro a college work.
>>70880652
What are you, gay?
>>70880658
>She already acts like a mom all the time though
>Did none of you fucks actually have caring parents?
Yeah, my mother often completely disregarded my safety because she wanted to do something.
>>70880320
When did she say that? And could she have meant Ruby/Sapphire?
>>70880710
>tfw there's not enough Zero Suit Pearl art
>>70880706
Where...how would you even fuck this thing?
>>70880687
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1569335#search=peridot
>tfw no pic ofRuby and SapphireorConnie and NegaConniein the same pose
>>70880727
>>70880533
nigga thats unhealthy. Eat something and go weightlift
>>70880671
Just put on some ballerina clothes. But try not to buy the pointe shoes because if you try to pull off her graceful steps you could break your ankle. You can use split sole slippers or single sole slippers instead.
Just rock the Pearl, dude. If you're that self-conscious about it, go as adult or young-adult Steven. They're all shape-shifters, do what you want, bro.
>>70880730
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1569335#search=peridot
Thank you.
>>70880729
>how would you even fuck this thing?
Passionately.
>>70880364
no its gey
>>70880765
bigger.
>>70880729
>how would you even fuck this thing?
With gusto
>>70880750
Yeah, I kinda used that line of logic too at one point. I guess as long as the costume is well done and I have fun it is all ok.
>>70880778
>>70880769
But what if she did weird stuff with her extra hands?
>>70880737
Saved to the nth.
>>70880729Very carefully.
>>70880729
>Where...how would you even fuck this thing?
>>70880789
Even more reason to do it
>>70880729
You don't fuck herShe fucks you
I lost to the second boss in Attack the Light.
I thought this was supposed to be a fucking casual game
>>70880804
I don't even have a hole big enough for anything she's offering though. Maybe it would be safer to just not sex Malachite at all.
>>70879992
>there's no time to care about them
jeez that's such a good line
>>70880840
Perhaps I could justcuddle non-violentlywith Malachite?
>>70880854
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s139NCZ6pw2o
>25 min
>>70880854
Why is he reading this? His friend making him do it? Anyway it's funny as fuck so far.
>>70880068
Wasn't Rose taller than Jasper?
>>70880765
>fat
She's muscular dammit
>>70880903
You could justhold hands
>>70880930
Not if Lapis takes the muscles.
>>70880933
Poor Joel lived the rest of his life not knowing where his bots went.
>>70880068
Jasper looks like Xandir
Anybody beat AtL yet?Nice ending
>>70880940
>gems that fuse have a chance to gain some of the other gem's attributes when they unfused.
Sounds like a cool concept, too bad the show didn't use it.
Yeah, it's an excuse to post Lap Laz
>>70879995
Are you the butthole Amethyst guy?
>>70880972
>"I respected your tactics, but this, this is SICK!"
>>70880791
God Garnet has the best ass.
I want to spank it, but I know she's the one who does the spankings.
>>70881027
Aw geez, Pearl.
got sick, made this
>>70880295
I love it m8. You got any tabs? I'd love to try it out too
>>70881044
>>70880978
>UG didn't save Lapis
She's doomed, isn't here?
>>70880981
What about Ruby and Sapph?
Wow, only episode I've watched since the pilot and...Steven's voice changed for the worse. It doesn't fit anymore. Fuck puberty
>>70881044
I like it.
>>70881062
http://pastebin.com/BAuWnt7c
What a coincidence, I just finished working out tabs for >>70880815
Give it a try!
>>70880036
The crossover is my favorite episode so far by a long shot. Anyone else feel the same?
>>70881094
Kek. That was also me. I didn't think I'd actually catch you. Thanks a lot. Looks like fun
>>70881096
>Anyone else feel the same?
Almost everyone with exception of few butthurt autists.
>>70881096
Not the best episode but it was very good. Mostly because of Pearl
>>70881096
Nah, it was getting too over the top at the end for me. Pearl's overreacting was starting to get grating too.
Though "THAT'S NOT MY BABY" brought it back.
Well, don't mind me, I'll just post best human before I hit the hay.
>>70881160
>>70881096
>>70881143
>Say Uncle
>best episode by far
Gemsus Christ, why even watch the show?
>>70881133
totally, the chords reminded me of house of the rising sun, but the little improv bits add a lot.
Can anyone figure out Wailing Stone? The chords are obscured just enough by Greg's voice for me to hear them.
>>70880364
It looks like a cannon to me...
>>70881172
>>70881160
>>70881172
Is this how Onion was born?
>>70881180
>>70881168
Is it opposite day?
end illust from my latest piece of shitty fanfic
>>70881028
Actually I think Pearl-Garnet fusion would be something like Garnet starting with her usual very angular dance moves and Pearl doing graceful ballet move and then as they get closer they start doing something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJMZKyfuKtY
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IdKmdkVOA
>>70879999
I made an amehyst edit a while back. As well as the pearl edit here
>>70880416
>>70879999
>>70880028
I've been looking for a good pic of lapis/jasper/connie's mom to make an edit of, if anyone has any good pictures that would I'll edit them
Just watched Say Uncle. It you take it for what it is, it was actually really good. Think I might check out UG now.
>>70880553
>headcannon
just got this now
Say Uncle seriously was on of the best episodes if only for Pearl overreacting and saying MY BABY.
is mr. gus confirmed as the only canon gemsona
The next SU mobile game NEEDS to be a rhythm game
Music is such a part of the series, it'd be criminal for it not to be
>>70881294
nah m8 it was headcanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHbB5FcmGE
>>70881334
garnet being done was my favorite part of the episode
>>70881311
I thought the april fools skywriting was negating uncle grandpas statement about the episode not being canon and that even one of the creators confirmed on twitter the episode was 100% canon
>>70881358
oh, so Steven can use his sheild now and Pizza Steve, Sadie and Lars are dead?
>>70881387
i'm pretty sure sadie and lars can swim. hell, they survived a week on an island without anyone to help them.
>>70881387
>Pizza Steve
UG will just take another slice of pizza from the box
>Sadie and Lars
Only their 'ship' is dead
>>70881334
>THAT'S NOT MY BABY!
Only now do I love Pearl.
>>70881358
That's silly, anon. Stop being silly.
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/115370267504/would-it-be-reasonable-to-assume-that-season-2-is
>>70881387
>Sadie and Lars are dead?
If only.
>>70881449
Let Lars die, but you can't kill Sadie. She's the most badass full human on the show. She killed an invisible gem monster ten times her size with a stick.
>>70881334
>that's not my baby
>random dialogue or hidden secret
does anyone want a higher quality/res version of this? im thinking of putting deal with it on it, for old memes sake
>>70881334
>that rape list
>>70881487
There is no secret. Pearl is confirmed to be 110% mom material. Would clean room if she told me to.
>>70881448
I love when crewniverse make fun of those autists.
What question is that?
>Would it be reasonable to assume that season 2 is also split up into two haves (season 2A being full disclosure to episode 78, season 2B being episode 79 to episode 104)?
>>70881467
>She killed an invisible gem monster ten times her size with a stick.
She and Lars are boring and awful. She could kill one a hundred times her size with a toothpick despite it also being intangible, and she'd still be dull as dishwater.
The other humans of Beach City needed attention
I'm fucking sick of Lars, Sadie and Ronaldo
I'm really hopeful for that Jaime episode.
>>70881487
>secret or random
>doubting pearl's momness
Someone post that one comic
>>70881533
>she doesn't have weapons popping out of her body and isn't a weird color
>boring and awful
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>70880320
Did she just mean Ruby and Sapphire?Might be Lars and Ronaldo. They're both shit, so they'd work well together.
>>70881550
I got'chu.
>>70881334
>Amethyst literally eats a sentient pizza that is running away from her in terror
wtf?
god damn this fanbase is retarded
*moonwalks to /a/*
>>70881571
No no, the other one
>>70881573
They are trapped in oblivion after seeing the universe dissolve around them. Everything goes.
>>70881587
Oh, okay. Here is the one.
>>70881571
I really wish there was a followup with peri being fine after some good ol gem licking.
But be honest with me, she fucking dead right?
>>70881571
Not that one pls
>>70881573
That's what happens when you try to impersonate Pearl's baby
>>70881510
>Pearl is confirmed to be 110% mom material
Yeah, haha, I too remember when my mom left me to die. Fun times.
>>70881615
Definitely kill.
Can someone explain why Pearl referred to Steven as "her baby"?
>>70881603
No noThe breastfeeding one
Any draw requests with any of the male characters from SU?
>>70881635
Lars drowning
>>70881616
I know what you are talking about now.
Garnet punched the plot away again.
>>70881623
>Pearl left Steven to die
That's a bullshit claim and you know it.
>>70881334
>>70881635
Dewey as Senator Armstrong.
>>70881557
Except Greg and Sour Cream are two of my favourite characters, but ok.
Enjoy your beardless dwarf.
>>70881635
I don't know if that was done already, but Ronaldo in Gendo pose.
>>70881663
You sound like a dirty xeno.
>>70881632
she's overprotective, and steven is the the closest living thing she has to rose quartz. this is an adoptive thing. not some tumblr bullshit. plenty of adoptive parents consider the child they're taking care of to be their own.
>>70881635
Dewey and Ronaldo in some sort of a waifu club.
>>70881632
Estrogen fueled hysteriaa.k.a. maternal instinct.
>>70881628
Nooo.
>>70881645
Ruins it 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVB4mZ0fnIY
> the amount of shitty amvs after this episode
why
I think I've been on the internet too long, because during the ending of AtLI kinda expected the Prism to turn into a cute girl
>>70881681
>plenty of adoptive parents consider the child they're taking care of to be their own.
That's...
Well.
Yes, no shit. Are you saying that parents who adopt their kids aren't REAL parents?
>>70881632
Because Pearl is one of his moms
>>70881713
Biologically? no.
>>70881681
Shit, people feel that way about their pets. And other small shit they care for, actually. "My babies!" is a term not reserved for a person's actual living tiny young flesh children.
Wait, so what is the synopsis for next week's episode? Rose and Greg doing stuff? So this is before Steven was born?
>autists arguing over a throwaway line from a non-canon episode
Awful
>>70881737
>So this is before Steven was born?
It would be one hell of an episode if it took place after he was born
>>70881635
Mayor Dewey, drunk and with his tie around his head.
>>70881571
>That pearl
Good god man, but seriously we do need more of that. Where it shows just how alien these alien rock cunts are.
I mean shit, rose is the only one that cared about humanity and she is probably loony as fuck, the others just take it as their job.Well other than garnet, she seems the be the only one who stays out of respect or understanding or something.
>>70881635
Male Pearl.
This guy >>70880353 made me curious.
>>70881757
Shouting "MAY-OR DEW-EY" over and over.
>>70881074
>hand communicator has Lapis named "mooch"
>>70881096
ya saw the UG and stopped watching right away. it's just not for me kid not by a long shot. much like spongebob
>>70881232
What about Ruby and Sapphire?
>>70881752
>>70881740
Adrenal shots man.
Just keep your fingers in check and you are good to go.
And then get the fuck out of the office and back home cause you gonna crash like germanwings into the fucking alps.
>>70881769
Are you me? I think I said something very similar to that a day or two ago.
>>70881650
Yeah I know that Pearlfans have proven that she was just "believing in him" and "wanted him to feel strong". She totally didn't do anything wrong leaving him there hanging several meters above the ground ;^)
>>70881754
Jesus christ Connie
>>70881786
>Dr. Dad, I'm MOM
>>70881793
She saw him grabbing the vine and knew Lion was around. He was safe.
>>70881792
Yes, you actually samefagging right now.
>>70881650
It was exactly that. Yes, she wasn't in a good mental state at the moment, but she did fuck up big time, there's no need to lie about that.
Why aren't you here?
>>70881822
http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
/sug/ do you believe in Steven?
>>70881814
At the very least she realized she fucked up like immediately. One of those moments when you make a mistake, realize it right away, and also realize you can't make up for it
>>70881805
>>70881814
Whatever makes you feel better about your waifu, bros ;^)
>>70881809
I figured as much.
>>70881840
Which episode is this? I forget that this had happen and need to rewatch
>>70881803
No, you fool! Haven't you heard about flight 4U that crashed in the Des Bains? Bane is becoming too big a guy for the internet, and baneposting feeds him power towards crashing this reality with no survivors.
>>70881834
Who the hell do you think we are?
>>70881635
mailman jamie here doing the "i got a package for you" thing to the gems, non of them getting it and then asking stevens dad if he want's to bang.
>>70881702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EWMR1IpR5Y&t=14m07s
>>70881855
>flight 4U that crashed in the Des Bains
If I activate flight descent, will you die?
>>70881853
Rose's Scabbard. Pearl has a full and complete emotional breakdown because something she believed to be concrete and true for possibly thousands of years was torn down slowly right in front of her with little to no effort
>>70881814
The only thing I hold her accountable for is getting angry at Steven for the revelation that secrets were withheld from her, and her storming off. Anything beyond that it is Garnet's fault for allowing Steven to pursue.
You need to look at the claim you're making and realize it's preposterous. You're claiming she left him there to die, that she wants him to die. Pearl, one of the people closest to Steven, wants him to die. Now the gems may want Rose back, but to the point of wanting Steven dead? Go fucking ask a crewniverse about this, and return with the response they give. Just ridiculous.
>>70881834
If the Authority has an organized military, not especially, no.
>>70881834
>Not believing in steven.
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>70881834
Oh anon, we already love him
>>70881635
No but maybe you could draw Ron Swanson and Lapis getting married
>>70881834
Of course, anyone who doesn't is wrong.
>>70881834
tfw people don't believe in steven
>>70881096
ill be honest
i had some hyp for this
wasn't the best
but damn it it made me smile and kek
8/10
>>70881874
That was a great movie. It was cool to see a Kryptonian in full murder mode.
>>70881874
Just imagine Steven Universe movie by Zack Snyder... That Garnet vs Jasper fight...
>>70881855
>twf anonymous internet created an egregor
>>70881904
>No real facial quirks on the HG stevens.
I mean come on, at least a grin on jaspersteven and an m mouth on peristeven.
>>70881904
Is there a Jasper and the Jaspers yet?
POST X AND THE X'S
>>70881873
>Anything beyond that it is Garnet's fault for allowing Steven to pursue
Is Garnet partially responsible for giving him the greenlight to go? Yes, but Pearl should also hold some accountability for her actions. It's not that she wanted him to die, it's that she didn't care one war or the other at that point in time. Her view of her leader whom she betrayed her country and killed her countymen for had been shattered. To her, she had much bigger things on her plate than Steven maybe falling to his death.
>>70881934
onion and the onions needs to happen
>>70881869
It would be extremely painful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3bHsNMVzz0
>Don’t touch that!
>Re-frain!
>You can’t comprehend it with your primitive brain!
>Untie me!
>Can’t you see we’ve already won?
>When Jasper gets back she’ll put an end to your fun!
>I mean it!
>De-sist!
>I don’t even want to think about the size of the list
>Of every. Single. Law your breaking!
>Not to mention the ridiculous mess your making.
>It's like a DVD shaped like a box
Kids these days
>>70881941
Greg and the Gregs
Not a single full head of hair in the bunch.
>>70881950
>Peridot gets a boot to the mouth halfway through the third line
>>70881948
You're a big plane.
>>70881635
onion ripping a bear in half with his bare hands to get to a gum ball machine
>>70881950
>>70881939
>Yes, but Pearl should also hold some accountability for her actions.
Not during an emotional breakdown. That's not fair to her. She did not ask to be followed. Steven followed on his own volition, he put himself in harms way, not Pearl. Or Garnet put him in harms way. Either way.
>it's that she didn't care one way or the other at that point in time.
There's just no way you could prove that. You're inferring way too much from a look and an action. I could just as easily argue she saw that he had grabbed a vine and had confidence he would climb up.
>>70881917
I wish they won.
>Supes committed genocide against his own species.
God damn it.
>>70881984
Silly Peridot. Earth is for humans.Fucking xenos.
>>70882009
>peridot
>knowing what "lol" means
My phone died. Guess why.
>>70882016
>>70882018
masterful a+plus twwist anon fucking top gold keks
We need Pearl Giygas art.
I just saw Say Uncle.
It's pretty fascinating. The episode was sort of a team effort between SU and UG to be funnyNOT MAH BABY.
I'm not sold on UG though. I really don't think I can stand to hear that voice for more than one episode. Maybe I could tolerate it if I did a GU marathon while fucked up on drugs.
>>70882018
Noice
>>70881834
I believe inPeridot.
I think people are exaggerating how good the episode was. It wasn't complete shit, but it wasn't gold or anything. It had a couple funny parts and that's it. People make it seem like they were shitting their pants with laughter throughout the entire episode.
>Pearl:They used to disappear for days
>then pic relates happen
Would anyone explain this to me?
>>70881955
We have that. I thought I saved it, but apparently not.
>muh baby
Is it cool to talk about the game here? I got it today and 100%'d it not too long ago.Strawberry field best level
>>70882062
I actually did laugh audibly throughout the whole episode, but that's because I'm a sucker for semantics and context.
Some people don't like semantics and context, anon.
Anon.It's called an opinion you fucking idiot.
>>70881976
Nevermind, I just rewatched the scene, she obviously did care that he fell and backed off when she saw he caught himself. While it's still deplorable that she didn't even try to catch him, it's understandable considering she had half a second's worth of notice.
>>70882018
Why the hell did they make Pearl so good in that game? She carried my team for most of the game until halfway through the final chapter.
He died for our sins.
;_;7
>>70882065
Apparently they didn't do anything sexual, but they packed that episode with so much fucking innuendo it's like how can you even blame people for interpreting their relationship as sexual?
Like they did such a bad job at explaining Greg and Amy's relationship they had to clarify it on twitter. That's a sign of a shoddily written episode.
>>70882065
Amethyst seems to crave the attention.
Badly.
>>70882071
I need to find the .apk
Cant so far.
>>70882041
>>70882085
PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO PIZZA STEVE FOR HE WAS THE COOLEST
>>70882084
I'm finding a nice balance. on my team. Garnet is still my favorite. Pearls spear throw is super powerful though. Amethyst doesn't do much tho
>>70882065
Crewniverse confirmed their relationship was always friendly rather than romantic, but refused to say what exactly Amethyst did to ruin it. It's entirely possible she morphed into Rose and seduced Greg, and then he had a breakdown over it.
>>70882093
>they took the preciou/ss/
>>70882085
That's what he gets for not being a baby
>>70882093
Wait, so that means...normal Pearl must have a high supply of /ss/ which keeps her healthy and normal.
Noice.
>>70882092
Personally I think it was far worth the 3 dollars, unless you just don't have a phone to buy it on.
>>70882071
Anyone think there's any chance of AtL getting on something other than phones and tablets? I'm honestly fucking jealous of you guys, I wanna play this so god damn bad
>>70882106
She lives off of the potential /ss/ energy, which is why Jasper called her "defective", should she ever receive proper /ss/ she could reach her full potential.
>>70881027
>>70880737
>>70880536
I can only imagine how the Homeworld Gem episode would be treated if it was like this.
>Jasper: "Thought you could beat me Rose? With that paltry army of yours? You thought you could fight me with such backwards tech? Look at me!"
>Steven isn't in his cell. It's a bomb
>Peridot: "What the-"
>Ship explodes. Crystal gems in escape pod.
>Lapis: "What was that?"
>Pearl: "Why don't you ask the 'superior' gems? Oh that's right. You*burp*can't. They blew up."
>Pearl pushes recline while going 'bwaa na na na naa na naaaaah'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsLrnylZheE
>>70882108
Id rather see if I can find it before buying it, I might end up eventually.
>>70882109
Man, there's someone pulling our strings, making us want mobile games and watch cartoons that totally wouldn't interest us otherwise. SU can get away with murder.
>>70881874
Why would a Kryptonian need an armor on Earth?
>>70882097
>crit-based healing Pearl tank
She didn't even need Steven during that final chapter, bitch healed herself with every attack.
>>70882116
these comics are so cringeworthy
>>70882115
Aw. Well, one day. One day when Connie finally dies off and Steven is looking for some comfort, she'll be there. Still the same after all these years. Still prime and pretty.
>>70882093
What was with Pearl checking out Garnet when she breaks the plothole?
>>70882087
>>70882088
>>70882098
I think that crewuniverse did know very well what they were insinuating, I mean look at the reaction of amethyst when steven appears in that moment and all that blushing after the gems clean up the storage.
>Uncle Grandpa finally getting the credit it deserves
It was always a funny cartoon, it's just you fags only care about >muh continuity and >muh waifus
>>70881904
What about Ruby and Sapphire Steven?
>>70882116
Don't you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW9DN9YnXgc
>>70882133
"Oh thank gemsus we're free thank you Garnet I couldn't handle this">>70882138
>>70882134
Blushing is meaningless in this show now. Everyone does it in pretty much every situation.
>>70882129
>>70882116
It's because Pearl is so badly written. She's acting too much like Lars with the smug, aggressive cynicism.
>>70882118
Like I said it was well worth it, Its about 6 hours of play time with a really nice design, its also not bugged to shit and most of the levels are designed well.Desert is shit
>>70882138
Yeah whatever, I still don't like Uncle pedophile.
>>70882138
Honestly anon I tried watching a few episodes before this one aired today. Maybe I just watched the wrong ones but it didn't interest me in the slightest. This one episode was much funnier than any individual uncle grandpas I saw
>>70882133
She was grateful that Garnet broke her out of purgatory and reunited her with her /ss/ fuel.
>>70882129
Why? It's just taking Rick and Morty humor and transplanting it. You want cringeworthy?
Here.
>>70882147
>Everyone does it in pretty much every situation
Not as far as I go in the show.
>>70882085
>>70882096
>>70882073
I think it's more than just an opinion. People expected this episode to be complete shit but then it was slightly good, so now all the SU fans are pretending to own up to the fact that SU had a crossover with UG.
>yeah the episode was actually funny and I liked it!
Shut the fuck up, no you don't. It was a shitty episode and you're just pretending to like it to avoid people shitposting here about the fact that it happened in the first place.
>>70882161
A shocking proportion of /co/ apparently hasn't seen Rick & Morty. I have to inform anons about it every time those comic get posted in /sug/. It's a travesty.
>>70882148
That's not Lar's smug. That's Rick's narcissism.
>>70882062
I wasn't constantly laughing but I had a shit-eating grin on my face the entire time.
>>70882116
Reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6egiLH_ag8k
Since apparently you dingbats haven't seen Rick and Morty.
>>70882138
We both got something out of it. We just pay attention to the characters we're familiar with.
I think the rest comes down to whether or not you like UG's voice and/or the level of alcohol in your blood.
>>70882175
I watched all of R&M prior to even hearing about SU and I agree that these comics just don't fit that humour. They just look edgy, they aren't funny
>>70882170
Huh. That's a weird opinion.
>>70882170
Jesus dude your the definition of no fun allowed. If our expectations for it were super fucking low and it came out decent than of course everyone is going to say "wow that was way better than expected" cause it fucking was.
>>70881199
>shitty fanfic
link?
>>70882194
Yeah, but people are acting like it was a 10/10 episode. Which it wasn't.
>>70882138
>implying everyone is a "cartoons are muturally exclusive" autist
shitposters aren't representatives of anything, you just take bait too much.
>the VA deliveries in this
This and all of Pearl in particular.
>>70882204
"I liked the episode, it came out better than expected"
"HOLY SHIT BEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME"
I feel like you don't see a difference between these two opinions.
>>70882212
>UG killed Lars and Sadie
Well at least they died embracing one another.
So yeah, people are pleasantly surprised with the crossover.
I think mostly we're just deeply satisfied by the performance delivered by our waifus.
>>70882191
>not liking R&M
>>70882204
>"people exaggerate their own opinions and disagree with me"
thanks captain
>>70882212
>it wasn't Lapidot
I know it would have been impossible to predict, but it would have been fucking perfect.
>>70881950
>>70881958
>>70881968
Superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORleNpbIYTQ
>>70880068
I don't understand
>>70882084
>>Why the hell did they make Pearl so good in that game?
Because she's strong in the real way?
Why should I watch Steven Universe?
>>70882232
No
>>70882084
Garnet carried me up until I maxed damage and luck on pearl, glass canon pearl best pearl.
>>70882245
Because
>>70882245
you shouldn't. fuck off.
>>70882245
You shouldn't
So I just watched say uncle and I never watched an uncle grandpa episode before but I shall rank the characters to my liking.
Pizza Steve>UG>Mr. Gus>photo realistic flying tiger
>>70882232
I like it.
>>70882245
It's a feminist cartoon
>>70882232
Why is Peri so cute?
>>70882245
For the characters.
It's overall well-written andfun
>>70882245
Good /ss/.
>>70882245
There are hot lesbians
>>70882256
That statements is false because pearl does not have such lips.
>>70882281
Buck Dewey does though
>>70882256
>>70882277
>>70882280
Well, you've convinced me.
>>70882257
>>70882261
Don't be buttmad.
>>70882129
You're an idiot.
>>70881155
Pretty much.
>>70882293
get ready to swallow a mega fucking huge redpill about the /co/ tumblr scare
>>70882293
i never understand people like you and your logic
you're basically saying "i can't be bothered to watch a cartoon and form my own opinion, please supply me with opinions peasant"
just watch the cartoon you fucking yogurt.
Now I need a three howling pink lions t-shirt.
>>70882245
In all honesty, strong female characters and a really sweet atmosphere.Im a straight white dude, and this show is one of the sweetest things Ive ever seen
>>70882320
Did they fuck?
>>70882245
Do it for her.
>>70882328
I don't think Pearl would ever greet someone using 'hi'
>>70882245
Watch Uncle Grandpa instead.
Is there a special, vaguely political reason for us being here? We like the neutral ground? I mean, we're going to be despised by both /pol/ and tumblr SJWs no matter what we do in here, and we like it that way. We can put pleasure before business.
>>70882245
Don't. Run away back to /v/.
Does anyone have the comic of pearl trying to breast feed Steven?
>>70882328
Why is she in a box?
>>70882343
Best gem delivery service.
>>70882312
n-no
>>70882315
>he can't conversate
Did anyone else notice the bees are beedrills?
>>70882343
Because she belongs there.
>>70882343
I could totally see Pearl getting into a box, looking for something, seeing what it felt like after seeing Steven play in a box. The hi is from embarrassment.
Is Attack the Light worth the three bucks?
>>70882343
This is how she sneaks into your home and steals your children.
>>70882360
it was a callback to steven dying from beedrills in future vision
>>70882354
i disagree with the tone of the initial question.
Peridot is best gem.
Is there a gif of Garnet shivering after having her head reattached?
I need it for reasons.
>>70882360
Back when they first appeared, yeah.
>>70882191
It's made even worse because you can transplant Rick and Morty jokes onto SU characters and have it work.
It's just with the Pearl and Connie comics, it's like it comes off sincere.
Can you romance Pearl in that smartphone game?
>>70882376
Vote 4 dorito
>>70882375
I know it's a callback, but the bees are beedrills too. I didn't notice that the first time.
>>70882370
It's her baby now.
>>70882361Pearl belongs at the bottom of a trash can
>>70882343
/r/ing that image of Opal saying asking Garnet if she wants to hear a joke.Then saying "Pearl is best gem."
I though I had it saved, but I guess I don't.
>>70882398I love you Mikan
>>70882370
By children you mean semen, pearl necklace she desires.
>>70882343
I bet gems find small spaces like that comfortable. Catmom.
>be playing Attack the Light
>on final boss>do all those little speech bubbles correctly when they pop up
>whittle him down to around 1 health
>successfully talk him down
>game ends
>I get no experience for beating Light Undivided
Then what was the fucking point of talking over killing? I still have those gauntlet sections and red gem rooms.
The only thing that it keeps bothering me is that if this gem beings are virtually immortal, why do they have feels?
>>70882328
>open box
>see Pearl
>"You're my child now, anon."
>what do
gonna dump some stuff i have lying around
Post stats, Pearl is fun, Garnet is reliable, Amethyst is shit
Spoilered in case people want to wait to see it when they get the game.
>>70882407
>pearl stop stealing my fluids I need sleep
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>70882419
Throw her on the Pearl pile, I have at least two dozen from all the Pearls they're sending to my house.
>>70882422
JESUS. That Pearl is beastmode.
>>70882419
Hug my new mom of course.
Maybe this one will love me back.
>>70882419
>fuk her of course
>>70882422
Amethyst is way better than Garnet.
>>70882430
you literally wipe everything in turn one with fireballs.
>>70882428
>THAT'S THIS WHY WORLD THE BLIEVE PPL IN OF
>>70882413
You did it the Steven way, scrub. Be proud.
>>70882426
Which gem are you trying to order?
>>70882410
>>70882087
what did they say on whose twitter
>>70882438
pearl calm ur thirst
ease off the gem steroids
>>70882444
Noice.
>>70882446
Do it, Steven.
She's been BAD
>>70882446
>you will never have a crazy milf get this obsessed over you
>>70882443
None, I ordered one Pearl ages ago and they just keep sending them. Hell if I'm going to complain, I'd just wish they'd start selling some sort of surplus Pearl storage container.
>>70882410
It always amazes me that this never gets deleted.
>>70882436
literally how? her kit is shit, she doesn't do well against armored enemies and is only useful for wiping small enemies when you go backtracking for secrets.
>Steven: Pearl! you got to tell me....D-did I do something wrong....
>then pic related happened
I don't even know what to say.
>>70882455
boner no
stop craving the crazy
>>70882461
imagine if you will
getting a four armed double hug from opal
BUT
your eye level is at her navel and her boobs rest on your head
>>70882452
>>70882353
Then where the fuck is my Amethyst, UPS?
We really need more Lapi/ss/ art
>>70882457It ain't that good anon, trust me
>>70882425
>you nut but she keep sucking
> force feeds you space viagra for her steady flow of fluid for hours
>>70882466
Her swipe ability is incredible. You can clear all the small units and do half the health of a big one. Armour doesn't mean much because you just get Garnet to break it. That's all she's good for pretty much.
>>70882437
>Garnet and Pearl fighting over the #1 mom mug
>even though pearl doesn't drink coffee
>>70882482
Shut up, Steven.
You don't know how good you have it.
>>70882479
>you will never do yoga with Shiva, god of destruction
>>70882468
I don't see the problem.
She obviously cared that he almost fell to his death, as she seemed genuinely worried when she turned around and saw he wasn't going to make the jump. There wasn't anything she could do to catch him in that split second when he was in reach from the edge, and even if he did slip and fall into the forest below, the chance of him dying are relatively slim when you factor in his hardiness and his ability to create protective bubbles.
>>70882486
>>you nut but she keep sucking
that's all i got
good night /sug/
>>70882492
>implying Steven wouldn't get three to give one to each of them, even though Amethyst doesn't really deserve it.
>>70882489
Her costs are too high to do enough damage reliably, you can break armor and board clear early on in the game without blowing every star you get. Pearl may be super weak early but crits scale awesomely
>>70882501
She gave him the cold shoulder right there.
>>70882501
Anyone still posting this scene is baiting/trolling. Stop responding to it.
Who LionxGiant Realistic Flying Tiger here?
>>70882468
I don't get it. It's how gems behave. Mortal danger barely registers to them. Steven was ok, he could climb up, so she mineral'd and sat there to wait. They're fucking weird creepy aliens trying to come to terms with their sweet but insane leader's crossbreeding zen statement about love.
>>70882468
>Steven and lion leap through the portal
>Pearl, trying to process her feelings, hears them and runs.
>Shouts "LEAVE ME ALONE!"
>Steven and Lion disregard her plea and continue to hound her
Dear Steven
Take it from me
When a woman says leave her alone
and she runs away from you
you should probably listen to her
Unless you want a restraining order and being a local pariah
>>70882518
They knew what they were doing.
>>70882518
Bodacious!
>>70882509
>>70882512
>not giving amethyst a "cool big sis" thing or the equivalent
>>70882515
He's a strong kid, he wouldn't have a problem climbing up on his own.
>>70882519
She let him hang there. He is like 11 or 12. A human would have helped. Fucking xeno rocks.
>>70882514
You have unlimited star fruit to deal with anyway. And it's almost impossible to lose a fight with Steven healing for 30+ for 2 stars.
>>70882531
Is that Amy? Is she helping Greg with something?
>>70882519I just have came across that episode, just started a yesterday watching the show
>>70882505
She doesn't deserve it
>>70882537
No
Pearl is helping Greg clean the rug in his van
>>70882525
If a pearl the size of your fist was bouncing away from you, would you give 2 shits what it said?
I didn't think so.
>>70882542
Then fucking lurk moar.
>>70882537
>Amethyst: I've seen your junk before
>>70882535
He's a super powered 11 or 12 year old capable of destroying an arcade machine with his bear hands and falling several stories to a concrete floor only to suffer minor bruising. He was fine.
>>70882547
I-i just wanted to talk about the show...
>>70882343
To get you when you least expect it.
>>70882232
Is she saying "I'm tiny" ?
>>70882555
"Untie me"
>>70882518
yeah pearl is the best
>>70882536
Idk dude, I cant make her work, she doesn't get better late game and I don't feel like spending 15 minutes on on group of enemies cause i have to spend a turn armor shredding and healing in between every damage turn.
>>70882551
Then why she is always overacting for other less harmful stuff?
>>70882543
>>70882505
please stop
>>70882531
looks like Onion
>>70882555
"Untie me".
I didn't even have to see what you were replying to, this question has been asked so much.
>>70882551
>pulls a plastic dash off of an arcade machine
>super power
Keep telling yourself that.
>>70882537
> amy a will never suck you snd slap your flesh rod on her cheeks and lips and enjoy your girth.
> keeps you captive as her personal dildo to suck when she's bored.
>>70882563
because she was incredibly emotionally distraught
>>70882564
:(
>>70882570
She is so unstable behind of that mask, poor thing.
>>70882544
>implying that dyke would ever want the murdercock and not Rose's rose
>>70882579
that's the entire point of her character
>>70882568
Looks like metal to me, boss.
>>70882568
He picks a much larger teenager up like it's nothing.
He's stronger than a normal human.
>>70882585
For real how many times did she jizz herself watching Rose slaughter
>>70882568
>punched open the airbag in his dad's van
>>70882569
Beach Glass ever coming back?
>>70882591
You really think they were trying to express Steven having super powers by lifting her one foot? Srsly?
>>70882592at least 40-50 times
6 or 7 times during fighting, but they were small ones. She'd record Rose's fighting then go to town when she got back to her room in the temple
>>70882551
>>70882568
Yeah, steven is surprisingly hardy and strong for being a fat kid, he can run pretty fast for his obesety, can take more than a good punch and he lifted a woman right over his head with little to no problem.
Shit, imagine if he actually started working out.
>>70882595
>punched open the airbag in his dad's van
Literally anyone can do that.
>>70882606
He's fucking 12.
>>70882603
Muscles mean nothing to gems, as they can easily shapeshift as much as they want. The source of their strength is their gem core.
>>70882606
Really? And this overweight 12 year old with no training punched it right open?
>>70882597
One foot, with one hand, with no effort.
He also punched a dashboard hard enough to set off the airbag
>>70882603
I'm not sure magical strength can be improved like that
>>70882616
So what does that mean for steven, the half human?
>>70882611
And it's a fucking airbag, meant to inflate upon impact. I know you don't believe they were trying to tell the audience that Steven has super strength in that scene. You are smarter than that.
>>70882399
bumping this /r/ for the final time before we hit the image limit.
>>70882606
Actually they can't. I encourage you to try it some time.
>>70882621
Answer the question though.
>>70882626
nigga you ever try to inflate an airbag by punching the dash? It isn't easy
>>70882624
Logically, nothing since his strength also comes from the big gem in his navel, but fuck if my logic ever coincides with what happens in the show.
>>70882634
Right I'm sure you could lift 100 pounds with one arm when you were 12.
>missing with pearl's spear throw
>>70882635
And Ronaldo went from a dead stop to sprinting while in plate armor in one second. Does he have super powers too, anon? Is that what the writers are trying to tell us?
>>70882651
>time the spear throw incorrectly
>it passes between both monsters harmlessly
>>70882654
Yeah, plate armor wasnt that heavy. Knights could move around pretty easily. Its not that much of a stretch.
>>70882646
Anon, I don't know how to carry on this conversation politely if you can't even answer a question when asked a second time. You know full well at no point have the writers tried to express that Steven has super strength.
>>70882654
Ronaldo is secretly really fit.
He is really training up to becoming the protector of the earth, one gains at the time.
>>70882651
>spend 5 turns trying to get Garnet's 6 combo off properly
>>70882654
How do you know it was plate armor? And not some plastic shit he got off the internet?
>>70882654
The writers are telling you to stop bein a fuddy duddy.
>>70882665
I'm being trolled.
This thread needs more butts
>>70882654
>implying plate was heavy
Fucker was probably missing all the other bits that go along with it under the actual cuirass.
Wasn't this background design on disposable fast food cups back in the 90's?
>>70882672
After two botched rounds learning the rhythm I got it perfectly every time, is it that hard to tap in a consistent manner?
This guy is baiting you all hard
>>70882689
This isn't what I wanted at all.
>>70882689
DAMN
>>70882689
>>70882695
You said Butts, Anon
That is, in fact, a butt.
>>70882680
>>70882680
Couldn't agree more!
>>70882693
I don't bother using it much anyway.
>>70882677
Nope, not in the slightest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7naZ08Jd4
>>70882680
>>70882706
post the rest of these
>>70882707
Too much butt.
>>70882714
>>70882680
>>70882718
>>70882721
>>70882724
>>70882710
>avoids answering simple question
>conflates an armor flexibility test with a neckbeard sprinting in it
You are trolling me whether you realize it or not.
>>70882680
>>70882715
That sir, is a matter of preference.
>>70882726
>>70882721
Pls don't post that one vid...
>>70882735
The only good one.
>>70882713
>>70882718
These are decent too I guess.
>>70882726
fuck you, I laughed.
>>70882728
40-50 pounds even distributed over your body isnt that bad. Ever run around with a plate carrier on?
>>70882745
>he can't handle the sounds of american piggu being killed
Gaijin go home, this coast belongs to the glorious Japanese Empire, and Flamethrowers are for fags.
I have an odd art request. What if Steven Universe was directed by Wes Anderson.
>>70882750
Last chance to argue you aren't trolling. Answer the question. Do you believe the writers were trying to communicate that Steven has superhuman strength?
>>70882755
Then it would be shit.
>>70882690
Yes, scribble (I think?) said they got it from a Dixie cup
>no Stevonnie entire thread
This is a travesty.
>>70882763
Why would it be shit?
>>70882750
Don't bother arguing with them dude. Some people are just that stupid. You're better off ignoring them, because no matter what they say they are totally, utterly incapable of understanding you.
>>70882755
What if Michael Bay directed Steven Universe?
>>70882764
Thanks for the confirmation, bro anon. Hang loose.
>>70882762
Oh, im not even the guy youre arguing with. I just sperg out over history stuff.
But I agree with the super human strength thing, hes got a gem.
>>70882773
A lot more explosions and lewds. Sadly not even the good kind of lewds.
>>70882771
Maximum over fedora responce mode engage
>>70882778
>can't even answer the question directly
Fucking Australians and their shitposting. How do you fuckers even communicate with one another?
>>70882773
Then it would have great action scenes with the gems and also have a shitty romance that takes up half the show.
>>70882354
>n-no
you need to be ready.
I used to be the worst kind of tumblr red flagger before I watched SU.
My whole reasoning for watching it?
To shitpost accurately.
It took a children's cartoon to help me grow out of acting like a shitposting faggot, and I'm 30.
>>70882771
>>70882783
case in point
>>70882783
Im an American. But didnt I answer? They are trying to convey that (hes stronger than normal). Its 6:30, im tired.
>>70882783
Mostly swearing and insults. It works pretty well. Not our fault you fucking yanks don't understand other cultures.
>>70882764
niko, bruh
scribble's line work is thinner
>>70882783
Not him, but yes I believe they are trying to communicate he has greater than average strength relative to his current age. I hesitate on using the word superhuman because I don't know how you define that word.
>>70882804
Definitely quit a lot of strength though. Jeni would be at least 100 pounds, and he picks her up like nothing
>>70882799
I'll post it one more time.
>Do you believe the writers were trying to communicate that Steven has superhuman strength?
It's a yes or no question.
>>70882810
Fuckin YES. Holy shit you dense bastard.
>>70882810
Yes, it's fairly obvious they are. You seem pretty fucking autistic about this. Do you have this much trouble communicating with people in real life?
>>70882810
Holy shit, he just fucking answered that. Do you think we're all hoping to get through a fucking loophole or something? Does everything need to be spelt out for you?
>They are trying to convey that (hes stronger than normal).
Draw your own conclusions, numbnuts.
>>70882815
>You seem pretty fucking autistic about this.
Given how they've acted they most probably do have some sort of mental issue.
>>70882810
Man, are you retarded?
>>70882827
>not getting even more thirsty for that professional beach hunk
>>70882814
>Do you have this much trouble communicating with people in real life?
That's ironic considering you think the writers thought the best way of showing Steven has superhuman strength was by activating a airbag on a 25 year old van.
>>70882830
It's a yes or no question, why are you not answering it. Are you autistic?
>>70882838
Have a good one, anon.
>>70882830
>doesn't answer the question
>>70882830
Show, dont tell.
Seems odd how all the posts agree with one another in this thread are so evenly spaced.
>>70882830
GOOD MORNING, /sug/!
>>70882844
I'll ask it again, do you have mental issues?
>>70882830
That's just one instance of his strength being demonstrated. People have demonstrated multiple instances of greater than average strength for Steven, to the point that it could be reasonably argued that he possesses at least the precursor to the superhuman strength that being a gem confers.
You tried to argue that Ronaldo performing an athletic feat in a suit of armor meant that feats of strength in this show are diminished because normal humans can perform them. However some guy proved that sprinting with just a chest plate, if it was even a real chest plate, was not that amazing a feat.
>>70882851
>less than a minute apart
>>70880144
I gotta visit /u/ more often
>>70880215
Cause my D demands it
>>70882851
>people think you're an idiot
>better call them a samefag!
>>70882871
Who are you even defending?
>>70882892
This almost looks like /ss/ because of the size difference
>there are people here
>right now
>who don't know that Peridot is best gem
truly disgusting
What do you guys think of the SU wiki?
>>70882769
>>70882793
I love Stevonnie so much
>>70882903
She's had like a total of 3 minutes of air time. The only thing good about her is the fan art.
>>70882860
What's she listening to, bros?
>>70882919
I'd like Stevonnie more if he had formed into a masculine fusion. But now, it's like OH, the female is the dominant entity in this fusion. Fuck off Sugar.
>>70881874
>>70882927
Tumblr babies
>>70882931
Someone's butts a little sore, it seems.
>>70882927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfzusVhKO6c
>>70882938
I don't understand why Jasper is so attractive. I'm not even into muscle girls.
>>70882899
Ugh, stop trying to make hir into a girl, the point of Stevonnie is to provide real representation for gender fluid individuals and you binary genderists are trying to force your bullshit on everyone.
>>70882949
Apparently you are, that and her animalistic stripes.
>>70882959
Aw man, not this picture. This one does things to me.
>>70882957
Steven on his own is already like half girl.
>>70882957
>trying to force your bullshit on everyone.
>my
>forcing
Tumblr pls go.
>>70882927BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!
>>70882949
There are no other "female" characters like her, she's very unique and original. It only adds to her appeal.
Sure she only had, what, four minutes of screen-time, but female characters who're physically strong, confident/aggressive and don't fall into the "oh I wish i could be lady like!"-type are super rare.
>>70882138
I tried watching UG but the full stop lolrandom and Grandpas frankly terrifying reality bending were just too much
>>70882965
That's why I posted it.
Press F to pay respects.
>>70882973
>Amethyst could have looked like this if the CGs had liberated her a little sooner
Damn.
685th for Jasper being evil to the grave.
>>70882830
>by activating a airbag on a 25 year old van.
Didn't he also rip a bolted down panel off the Meat Beat Mania console or something? Been a while since I saw that episode.
I don't care what time it is, /sug/. You can never die like this!
>>70882981
never fuck that show to hell.
>>70883005
>Meat Beat Mania
I've always suspected some lewd play behind that name.
>>70883013
Why so angry?
>>70883014
I wish this was just lotion.
>>70882987
How so?
>>70883013
Okay, I won't ever fuck that show to hell. Good advice.
Post bestgems___
>>70883024
I just thought since Jasper said she was overcooked, if they freed her when she was cooked just right she'd look like Jasper.
>>70883027
I still don't know how I feel about this crack ship. Peridot is my waifu, and she's basically Jasper's chew toy in a lot of these.
>>70883030
Also the relations between the real minerals Jasper and Amethyst, as well as several similarities between the gems.
>>70882726I ain't no fortunate gem
>>70883005
While we are on the topic. Didn't Sadie spear 3 or 4 fish in one stroke and kill an invisible gem monster by herself? Also Ronaldo threw Lars at least 5 meters.
Seems like Lars is the only one without super powers... except for fire breathing.
>>70883022
GEMON!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
GEMON!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
GEMON!
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
>>70882726
We need a picture of nude Steven and Marky Mark.
>outta my way clothed fucking shits
>>70883038
stronk womyn
>>70883038
Mayor Dewey stood his ground pretty well against that rush of water.
I'm not going to say it was nanomachines... but it was nanomachines.
>>70883043
I still have some Stevonnie to post.
>>70882665
Your a fucking idiot, try some real research on medieval knights you jackass. Not some fucking youtube video. Real knights on horseback going into to real combat would be armored clad to the point were they could not stand. Numerous battles knights would drown to death in the mud, simply not being able to move once they fell from there horse. This is widely known by anyone who as ever read a fucking book on it ever.
>>70883052
I think whatever protected Dewey was the same thing that protected the rest of the planet, because all the water getting sucked up like that and then falling back down I can only imagine would be devastating.
>>70883061
Take it down a notch.
>>70883057
>this is two kids fused together
What were they thinking? Why this unnecessarily sexy dance?
>>70883066
>>70883057
>stevonnie barefeet
:3
>>70883064
>implying the rest of the world wasn't devestated
>implying the thing keeping Beach City save wasn't Dewey
>implying Lapis didn't murder all the whales
>implying I'm using too much greentext
>>70883066
>LOOK IT'S INDIAN INSPIRED
>>70883077
If it isn't sexy then it isn't good dancing.
>>70883066
Just letting you know your wrong.
>>70883087
Well I guess you're right, this is Mayor Dewey we're talking about. He can do anything if he wills it.
>>70883061
Well yeah, on horseback. I wont deny that, Cataphracts would be wearing an ass load of armor, so much so that yeah they would.
Also late medieval/early renaissance Gendarmes which would never dismount could be pretty heavily armored.
But you do realize that there were plenty of foot knights running around in the period.
The Wars of The Roses attest to that, not many cav engagements there. Lots of armored knights hacking each other up on foot.
>>70883087
All the landmass discrepancies between our earth and SU earth was because of Lapis blasting the world with its own fucking oceans.
>>70883113
>>70883093
Bollywood getting better with movies past few years, live action bollywood SU when?
>>70883108
I'm wrong for posting Stevonnie? Because that is literally all I've done in this thread.
>>70883087
That explains what happened to Florida.
>>70883121
>all the UGfags shitposting about how it was gonna be canon
>UG's third line is "don't worry bro, none of this is canon"
kek
>They won't stop Lying about you.
>>70883116
Why would nobility ever get off their horse in combat unless their horse died?
>>70883135
This is the best April fools thing ever.
I kinda wish we saw the original pitch with clearance
>>70883156
>This is the best April fools thing ever.
I thought Adult Swim putting mustaches on every character was better. The year before when they added fart noises was fun too.
If all the estrogen went to producing a hot woman body then you know all the testosterone went into making a long schlong.
>>70883116
Fuck that shit. You know I ain't talkin bout know bullshit Cataphracts or cocksuckin Gendarmes or mooks runnin around in plate armor I'm talkin Knights on muthafuckin horseback, German, French medieval somabitches who would siege castles and fucking cut heads off
>>70883184
Was Ronaldo wearing cavalry armour or footsoldier armour?
>>70883140
Exactly, real knight wouldn't ever get off horseback. Wouldn't have a need to.
>>70883166
Oh shit I forgot about that, I never saw the mustaches, is there a YouTube link?
> ghost in the shell farting
Top kek
One kek to rule them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Kw1F6XGFs
>>70883172
Great, kids going to have a foot fetish....
>>70883140
Men at arms wouldnt necessarily be that rich. And in the Wars of the Roses the english just spent 50 years or so destroying mounted french knights. Considering this takes place in England, theres a lot of longbowmen around.
>>70883184
You realise that the equipment of knights depended mostly on the period and how rich the individual knight was, right? Plenty of full plate, especially later articulated plate, could be moved around in fairly easily. Many mounted knights who were fell and died did so because they had a leg pinned under their dead horse.
so what did everyone think of the say uncle episode
y/n?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG3UhUFbabU
Mom Tiers:
1. Pearl
2. Garnet
3. Amethyst
>>70883224
Thought it was great very cartoony.
>>70883220
>Men at arms wouldn't necessarily be that rich.
They they wouldn't have full plate armor. That took a pit crew to put on and no human being could slog there way to and through the battlefield in that shit without collapsing from exaction. It cost an arm and a leg as well.
If you go into battle with armor but no horse then you go into battle tired. If you go into battle tired then you get stabbed in the armpit.
>>70883223
True, good point
>>70882413
pls spoil Attack the Light for me
>>70883224
It was fun to watch. I bet it was more fun to make, hope ian had a good time. Fucking love you man.
Are we on page 10 yet?
>>70883259
Page 6
>>70883259
Ye mum is ayyyy
>>70882665
>>70883061
Both of you are half-right and half full of shit. A suit of plate armor for an adult male usually weighs between 60 and 80 pounds. However, the weight is distributed across the body. The legplates hang off your belt and are strapped to your legs. Chest plate is worn like a vest and may or may not have a back which may or may be made of steel, leather, or even padded cloth. The additional weight and bulk is a bit cumbersome but you are far from being unable to move.
>>70883199
I can't find the mustache one. I remember Inuyasha being on at the time.
>>70880514
Someone should take this and shop other characters faces onto there.
>>70883249
*exhaustion
>>70882451
>>70882461
I'd like an episode in which Poli and Amy can't unfuse and we get 10 minutes of fucking around with Opal, seeing how sweet and calm like Pearl she is while at the same time being friendly and energic like Amethyst
>>70883249
Dude, an average knight would have at least 4 horses on campaign. He aint walking for miles regardless, heavy armor or not.
You wont believe anything I say anyways.
Look up Tours and the big battles from the Wars of the Roses. Youll see dismounted heavily armored knights. Hell, even manuals from the late medieval period show training on foot, specifically for how to deal with other fully plated opponents.
>>70883299
>Pearl
>Calm
I think careful or prudent might be better words there. Pearl can get very panicky very easily.
>>70883299
So basically Alone Together 2: Lesbonic Boogaloo
>>70883249
Depends on the design. I can put on my own breastplate without too much difficulty but having help gets that shit on much faster. In fact, the method by which your armor was secured was a good indicator of status. If you had something like lamellar that closed in the back, it usually meant that you had a number of servants to assist you. If you had a brigandine coat with simple leather laces in the front, it just meant you were effectively middle class to lower middle class.
Even if it was full plate, we're only talking about a maximum of 100 pounds, something our modern armed forces "slog around" on a daily basis. Plus I doubt anyone really marched in their full battlegear, they'd have their camp set up not too far from the battlefield and just armor up there.
Tiger MIllionaire is objectively the best wrestler ever.
Take that WWE.
>>70883325
>Dude, an average knight would have at least 4 horses on campaign.
That's kind of what I was saying. They wouldn't do anything without horses if they had them. You would only want to take your chances in the thick of things off your horse if someone killed it. Plate armor wasn't meant to be easily moved across the battlefield on human power alone.
I see zero reason why someone in armor would choose to not ride into battle on a horse. Shit would have to be pretty desperate for you to simply waddle into battle instead of gallop.
>>70883328
What about "not gross and obnoxious like Pearl"?
okay, can we stop talking about this rage-inducing shit and look forwards to REAL steven universe again?
>>70883433
Guess who's getting filtered.
>>70883433
shut the fuck up misha
>>70883402
Shitty terrain would be a good reason. Though under those conditions you might not even want the full plate.
>>70883402
Because the situation didn't call for it? Heavy cavalry is a tool that has isn't the best for every job.
>>70883433
We can once this shit hits page 10 and we can have a new thread. In the meantime, why not go into one of the splinter threads that popped up?
>>70883454
>>70883451
Then you would send foot soldiers.
It's not like they tell tank crews to rush into battle when the terrain doesn't call for tanks. The tank crews just sit back and let the other guys do their job.
>>70883433
Why tho?
>>70883479
There's a difference. Tank crews are trained to operate a vehicle. Knights were trained to be versatile elite fighters, and could fight on foot just as well as they could on horse.
>>70883494
But they were also a precious resource. A commander isn't going to throw his heavy cavalry away on shit that would get them killed.
>>70883494
All tank crew members know how to shoot a gun. The analogy still kind of works.
Plate armor isn't a good idea unless you have a horse. Battle requires a lot of movement. If you have to go into battle without a horse then you wouldn't wear plate armor. You'd be just as likely to be mobbed and stabbed in the armpit.
http://mechandra.tumblr.com/post/115216358023/breakfast-club-gems-anyone
is tron popular in japan?
>>70883445
anyone who is just now filtering me must be some newfag that jumped on the steven bomb bandwagon, i really don't care.
>>70883450
are you serious?
>>70883485
because this entire last week has been nothing buy shit posting about the crossover
>>70883511
People tend to be stupid and make stupid decisions, especially when they're a bunch of nobles who think they're better than the other. Also check out battle of Crecy article on wiki.
>>70883574
>because this entire last week has been nothing buy shit posting about the crossover
Fair enough.
New episode trailer when?
Is there a download link for the 1080 version of Say Uncle with the full background song and credits out there somewhere or is madridista's link the only one available at the moment?
>>70880624
Did the crewniverse post anything food related for the new ep?
3way sandwich?
>>70883546
I should watch that movie.
http://artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/115362950552/x-not-sure-if-anyone-has-posted-about-this-yet
Holy shit I wish CN would let the ending themes play at least during the episode's premiere because god damn.
>>70883622
I would a 3-way sandwich with amethyst.
>>70883014
I saw this coming.
>>70883678
Frankly im suprised they can't spare the 10 seconds it would take to just play it every time.
>>70881934
He's working on it
>>70882651
>>70882661
>Having to wait for the crosshairs of Garnet's rocket punch to land near a monster
>THERE! I GOT IT!
>Crosshairs fuck off a pixel to the side at the last second and the rocket lands harmlessly
I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME
VIDEO GAMES ARE POINTLESS IF YOU CAN'T SCREW UP LIKE THIS
>>70883730
Sounds like a fun game. From what I've seen online the sound effects and voices are great. How's the actual gameplay, enough to justify the price?
>>70882264
>you will never be in that position with Jasper
I was having a good morning until now
>>70883584
Never thank god.
>>70883433
You mean 2deep4u SU? Hell no.
>>70883753
did you saygood morning?
>>70882422
Amethyst being able to hit several targets at once is real fucking helpful though
>>70883764
We should make fun of Uncle Grandpa more often. Then the creators would get butthurt enough to produce another crossover.
>>70883804
Eh, I'd be satisfied with having Swat Kats on the air again. Maybe they could do it in the early hours right after adult swim is over.
>>70883751
What I've been telling everyone is: If you love Paper Mario, then you'll enjoy this game.
I have the feeling that the dungeons are kind of short so I'm intentionally taking my time going through them but on the other hand there's a Pit of 100 Trials style dungeon that might prolong it for a good while afterwards.
But yeah for $3 it's a steal.
>>70883763
if you aren't in this show for deepest lore, why are you even in the general? this shitty crossover is the only episode that hasn't had any kind of significance in the entire series.
>>70883832
It had plenty of significance dumbass.
>>70883830
Cool, I do love Paper Mario. I'll probably pick this up then. Thanks.
>>70883842
You can't argue with this argument.
:^)
>>70883865
Show me how this wasn't significant to the overall plot. You can't.
>>70883875They literally said it wasn't canon, did you even watch it?
>>70883875
>"Dont worry bro, none of this is canon."
>"April Fools"
>>70882959
Oh fuck, you posted my weakness. I really wish that artist would draw more Jasper
>>70883889
That was an April Fool's joke. It's canon.
>>70883895
I'm pretty sure that makes it canon.
>>70883875
It's been referenced in show as many times as say, Cat Fingers or Alone Together.
>>70883916
So it is canon.
>>70883914
>>70883938
Guy who wrote it explicitly said it's not canon
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/583748504335572993what now
>>70883875
>significant
If someone don't watch this episode, it won't affect anything in terms of story, plot ,characteres, etc..
You must be in an adrenaline rush if you think otherwise.
That being said, the episode was good but not in my top 5.
>>70883996
>good
Itwas probably above average for the first three minutes then went wayy downhill.
>>70884006
Basically this. It was alright at the start then it got boring and unfunny very, very quickly.
>>70884016
But I will admit that the hot dog singing opera made me laugh.
"None of this is canon"
Thank the gods
>>70883987
But before they said it was canon.
>>70884047
Even if it was, the episode really didn't add much, apart fromThe shield bit, but even then that was so hammy it hurt.
That andPearl acting OCC
>>70884061
Times change.
>/sug/ Steven Universe General
>Yfw /sug/ backwards is /gus/
This is now Mr. Gusite General
>>70883996
The thing is, you can not watch the majority of the episodes and not have it affect anything in terms of story and plot. It's slice of life with some plot thrown in.
>>70884033
And the only clever thing about this episode was the pairing of that tiger and lion.
>>70884061
it's a lesson in not going to the creators when you have questions about their work
>>70882413
>Not doing the special areas before final boss
>>70884072
I agree but a good show isn't only a dry story.
And there isn't a "missable", to not say insignificant, episode as say uncle.
>>70884107
But you can't miss Say Uncle.
Last for cute.
New thread when?
>>70884175
Peri is cutest 5ever
>>70884185
Very soon, I'd assume.
>looking at my pastebin
>see which has the most hits
>amputee perishit fetish porn
god dammit.
>>70884232
>perishit
but she's best gem
>>70884232
Write an Uncle Grandpa x Jasper story.
>>70884273
fuck off.
>>70884273
Jasper beats UG to death
The end.
>>70884311
>UG fucks Jasper to death.
Fixed.
>>70884311
but UG is an deathless elder god
>>70884273
>Rose Quartz, Is that you?
>GOOD MORNING!!
>>70884300
I will when you write it.
it took like 4-5 years, but I'm finally taking the time to update my iphone past ios 4 for this game, better be worth it.
>>70884342
I want to, but I have no space pretty much to update.
>>70884337
i only write what i want to write, and i have never, and dont ever, plan on doing a crossover or anything, especially not some shit i dont even like.
>>70884342
>>70884358>buying apple jew shit
>mfw image limit reached
>>70884362
I agree.
>>70884337
Fuck off and let the writer writes what he likes Tumblrite
>>70884342
>4-5 years
im not even sure if you can update to it, apple cuts it off after a certain point because it doesnt have enough ram
>>70884377
>Tumblrite
Is tumblr frothing at the mouth over this crossover or not? I haven't heard. I doubt they're very happy.
>>70884377
>defending daterape
>>70884387
Actually, I've not seen anything negative about the cross over. I follow some pretty "sensitive" people on Tumblr, and they all seem to really enjoy the crossover.
Unexpected.
>>70884387
every converdsation about on tumblr has boiled down to either
>this episode was tranphobic!!
>no, you're an idiot.
or various 'real fucking neato' edits with amethyst
>>70884382
I got a 4, 3 digits can't be that hard to meet.
NEW THREAD
>>70884444
>>70882264
I would watch the shit out of this. Just Homeworld gems chilling out, being bros, having a good time...and it'll never happen.
>>70883061
>Real knights on horseback going into to real combat would be armored clad to the point were they could not stand. Numerous battles knights would drown to death in the mud, simply not being able to move once they fell from there horse. This is widely known by anyone who as ever read a fucking book on it ever.
They weren't completely immobile.
Howerver, getting onto a horse unassisted was pretty difficult iff not inmpossible, and if knocked off, you weren't the most nimble individual.
And of course, if you get knocked off, it's not uncommon to recieve an injury, which doesn't help your mobility on the ground.
And if you're really injured from being dismounted or getting further injured while fighting on foot , you're definately not moving anywhere in plate to the point where- yeah- you probably could end up face down and drowning in mud because you can't roll over due to a combination of the weight and debilitating injuries.
>>70882764
The design is called Solo Jazz.
>>70880742
22.4 is objectively the healthiest.