Not What He Seems iT00NZ 1080p HD with subtitles
https://mega.co.nz/#!axQjzBxI!jMoEdA-osX3tM9yHLQLv9aEiQ2xzD1O3dym9qhCxUN0
Download/Stream Past Episodes
S1, Shorts, Book: http://pastebin.com/bbCaZyRz (embed) (embed)
S2: http://pastebin.com/qPLnwWE6 (embed) (embed)
Stream: http://www.toonova.com/gravity-falls
Fanart
Archive (NSFW): http://gravityfalls.booru.org
Draw Room (gfg): http://skycow.us/whiteboard.swf
Mysteries/Lore
Decoding: http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com
gfgcollector's "Deepest Lore Collection": http://imgur.com/a/paeJA
Headers
Old: http://gravityfalls.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=8
New: http://pastebin.com/dqQtReaw (embed)
What's with all theDipper's cheeks?
>>70268412
Heh, we've actually fallen off the board before making a new thread. 3rd for Ukraineanon becoming the greatestfreedomfighter of all time
If Stan's brother is his twin, why doesn't he have polydactyly? I guess they could be Fraternal, but they look identical so far.
Reminder that Bill is watching everything
>>70268490
It's a mystery.
>>70268530
Because he beat it up in Land Before Swine
>>70268634
Nice one m8.
I downloaded all of season1 + shorts + book fine but got adware from scare-oke in the season 2 link in OP. Wasn't hard to remove but just a warning
>>70268550
Thanks for catching that by the way, I remember seeing it on one of my many rewatches of Dreamscapers/Gideon Rises but never felt arsed enough to look it up.
>>70268741
Sorry dude, I just copy/pasted the previous thread OP here
>>70268771
No worries, only took maybe 20 minutes to get rid of, just wanted to give everyone else a heads up. You're all good OP
Ok /co/ fuck it. I'm getting into this series one way or another. Can someone, in a few sentences, sum up the plot?
>>70268815
Two kids are sent on summer vacation to live with their great uncle, who runs a tourist trap in a little town in Oregon. They start finding supernatural creatures and weird shit around the town and have fun saving the day and/or escaping the monster of the week.
>>70268741
Oh son of a bitch, I JUST downloaded the entire series from all those links and didn't even notice. Fuck, scanning right now.
>>70268869
You forgot to mention uncovering the mystery of the towns dark secrets.
>>70268869
Thanks anon.
>>70268937
That's under the category of "weird shit".
>>70268939
No problem. Have fun.
>>70268815
>>70268869
Even further simpler: Twin Peaks for kids!
>>70268882
I didnt get anything from season 1/the shorts/book, it was just after I tried to grab scare-oke. It was shit like a fake ativirus and some adware
>>70268550
Reminder that Stan is terrified of his likeness.
What am I missing here? The episode name doesn't seem to be the key to decrypt the DL link...
Am I retarded?
>>70269676
What episode are you trying to download?
>>70269676
-3 Caesar
http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/
>>70269190
I think he was just surprised to see "himself" because for a split second he thought it was his twin.
>>70269737
>>70269749
Oh. Okay, yeah, retarded.
this is a pretty slow gfg thread
Is the two swings enough evidence to refute that retarded Staniel theory?
My family had a three-swing swingset so I know they're a real thing.
>>70270074
Refuting it is as easy as pointing out that there is no actual evidence for it. Stanly was heavily foreshadowed. A third wasnt.
>>70270070
Its a slow time. I just got in from a 3 hour drive and am just checking in before I hit the sack. There are up times and downtimes.
>>70270105
gfg confirmed to be a stock market. Also thanks for responding anon.
>>70270094
yep, absolutely this. The Twins triplets is BS
I cannot believe I have forced Staniel enough for it to get taken seriously as a crackpot theory.
Bill Cipher's moist, warm vagina.
I can't believe Soos actually plans to change his name to Stan Jr.
not enough marius/grenda art
so here's one
How many do you think died, /gfg/?
Also, I wonder if we're actually going to see another episode revolving around minor spooks or if we are now in full-blown crisis mode until the end of the series. I mean, how is Bud Gleeful going to run for mayor in this pile of rubble formerly resembling a town?
...what if the people of Gravity Falls turn into a post-apocalyptic mob with Bud as their leader?
>>70270759
I'm thinking Lazy Susan Soos' abuelita and Mayor Befufftlefumpter
Lazy Susan was outside while buildings were being torn apart and sent to the sky, Soos' abuelita and Mayor Befufftlefumpter because they're even older than Lazy Susan and all it would take is a brick or two landing on their heads
>>70270818
>Lazy Susan was outside while buildings were being torn apart and sent to the sky
but, I thought we saw her in the grocery store.
>>70270818
Lazy Susan was inside the store, not sure about Abuelita and Mayor Beufftlefumpter. Abuelita is always at home and I guess Beufflefumpter was inside is his office.
>>70270759
When the gravity went back to normal you could actually see someone fall all the way down to the ground. I'm pretty sure that person is dead.
Also the mayor probably also died to move along the "Bud Gleeful wants to run for mayor" plot, which will probably end with him releasing Gideon from prison.
>>70270863
>which will probably end with him releasing Gideon from prison.
Gideon is already out yo, gravity went to shit and tore the town asunder___________
__ _____
>>70270863
>Also the mayor probably also died to move along the "Bud Gleeful wants to run for mayor" plot, which will probably end with him releasing Gideon from prison.
Plausible. In cartoon logic mayors can do that.
>>70270840
>>70270849
Oh yeah, she had a shopping cart
I guess not then
>>70270911
This is the same universe where you can marry woodpeckers and can legally own a property if you have the deed, so anything's possible.
>>70270911
Or Gideon escapes.Small medium at large
>>70270933
>marry woodpeckers
Raccoons are still illegal?
when's the next episode?
>>70270984
next monday :^)
>>70270976
Old shiity pun also will not happen. He needs to be free legally or he can't do shit.
>>70270984
Anon, I...
>>70270984
Summer 2015.
That's all the info we have.
>>70270995
If only
>>70270984
Summer, maybe.
That's all the info Alex gave us. He has no control over Disney's retarded scheduling.
>>70271022
>An earrrrly early brainstorming image done by series director Matt Braly way back when we were planning season 2. A lot has changed since them, but some key themes remain. Love this composition!
Are there Dippers in heaven?
>>70269190
reminder that [/spoiler] they were trying to rid of Bill Cipher from their world and trap him in the dreamscape
it's all McGucket's fault [/spoiler]
>>70271278
>>70269190
Good job on attempting to catch up there, reddit
>>70271345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG2newDukk
>>70271345
Betting that's Bill but it seems too obvious.
>>70270074
The real evidence is the code at the end that calls them the original mystery twins.
What if Bill didn't start out as a mindscape demon, and was trapped there?
>>70271515
picture please anon?
>>70271786
What if Bill is actually from the future and a relative of Dipper's who travels through time just to mess with Dipper?
>Remember that time Wendy said she knew about your crush on her?
>IT WAS ME DIPPER, I TOLD HER ABOUT YOUR CRUSH!
Did you guys hear about GF March Madness?
Vote here:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Kh3QOYE6cX7dsL5qUtKd_XXf653qCgOd_KkPV_s5QTI/viewform
Or if you're a paranoid fuck like me through here:
http://awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps.tumblr.com/ask
>>70270933
The law charter for Gravity Falls was canonically drafted by Quenting Trembley.
Honestly, I would be surprised if the document doesn't include something about beating the mayor in fisticuffs to become the new mayor.
>>70268550
Bill watches everybody with a US dollar bill.
>>70271889
Then it should be easy to become the new mayor of Gravity Falls, since the current one is 102.
>>70270389
One is too much.
>>70271882
Literally fuck off
>>70271915
Wait a second.
Mabel and Dipper.
Mabel is five letters, Dipper is six.
5 + 6 = 11.
Mabel is related to Stan.
Stan is four letters.
4 + 5 = 9.
11-9 = 2.
2.
Mabel has two eyes.
Dipper has two eyes.
2 + 2 = 4.
Bill has three sides.
4 - 3 = 1.
Bill has one eye.
Dipper Twins = Illuminati confirmed.
The truth is out there.
>>70272025
>how to write an episode of gravity falls
https://youtu.be/Q54xeCVFg8I
I have seen the fnords.
>>70270389
There's also not enough Thompson/Love God fanart as well, especially the lewd kind.
Also
>people wanting Soos to die instead of him having a close call and have a happy ending with Melody and a son that looks like him
Are we in autosage?
>>70272544
I hope not
Let's play a game gfg. Take turns contributing one word to this thread and we'll see what kind of sentence we make. Don't samefag. I'll go first
>Unfortunately,
mark did it again
http://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/113596703343
>>70272677
>alex hirsch
>>70272677
>>>/b/
>>70272696
The End.
>>70272679
>another bully story
so original
>>70272708
kek.
Any chance some lovely drawfriend could do a version of this with Dipper and Mabel?
how horrifying
>>70272379
>happy ending with Melody and a son that looks like him
Please no, Melody is the worst
>>70272379
Remember when people theorized Melody worked for the FBI and would arrest Soos?
>>70272895
At the very least it would give her character
>>70271889
>Bud Gleeful runs for mayor of Gravity Falls
>Something something if he wins he can close the Mystery Shack down.
>Stan runs against him to save the shack
>Instead of having an election, the law requires competitors for mayor in Gravity Falls to fight each other in gladiatorial combat
>Bud and Stan end up knocking each other out and Toby Determined is somehow the only one left standing.
>>70272858
Oh god! Who punched Mabel in the face!
>>70271345
I think the librarian job would fit well as Bill's backstory, knowledge collecting and all that.
I finally did it. I have caught up with the series. I think the last episode I watched before I marathoner was like, the fucking ice store one. The website I use doesn't include names so I'm in the dark on that front.
>>70272868
>wanting a neutered Yuno Gasai instead of the real thing
>>70273367
I never said I wanted Soos to be with Giffany, stop projecting.
How good of a leader would Dipper or Mabel be if either one of them were the President of the United States?
So do we have any theories on the keyhole in the elevator shaft yet?
>>70273819
Yep.
They're barely based on anything. The less insane ones are that it's the meeting lodge of the ROOTHM, or a connection to the bunker.
Then there's the people that think that if you go there alchemy can turn you into a magic dream dorito
>>70273819
It leads to a room with red strings and evidence that implicates Pitt Cola's involvement in 9/11.
>>70273819
Very left field.
Bills body, he was the original owner of the shack and the triangle symbol was his motif.
>>70273901
>Implying there's evidence remaining
Maybe 30 years ago, but not anymore.
Just got around watching the episode.
Why would he write the warning not to use the device in the invisible ink? Shouldn't an important warning like this be written normally (why keep the pages in there anyway)?
>>70274018
Jet fuel can't melt steel beamsbut Alex Hirsch can.
>>70271239
I wish Wendy was more involved
>>70274051
Somehow I imagine Stanford's face smiling.
>Trembly's favourite colour is triangles
>Bill is on the -12 dollar note
Trembly and Bill are in cahoots!
>>70274530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG2newDukk
>>70274494
Stanford? I knew Gideon was on 4chan.
i'm ready for you, GFG
>>70274719
is this the dawning of an epic new meme?
>>70270984
Summer 2015.
We will see it on September 20th, screencap this.
>>70274732
Where's your brother?
>>70274732
Don't sexualize the Mabel!
SU....SUMMER 2015?
WHAT THE FUCK
WILL WE HAVE TO WAIT 10*3 MONTHS TO SEE THE SEASON FINALE?
>>70274530
Also worth noting, Dipper apparently interviewed Rumble off-screen. Either that or he summoned him again just to get an interview.
>>70274732
I wonder if he still trusts Wendy or Soos?
>yfw the finale is something predictable
>yfw Bill Cypher is simply evil and wants power and Stanley wanted to stop him
>yfw no twist, nothing
>>70268869
>monster of the week
>week
is there another comic like this?other than mister cipher one
>>70275164
Cool
>>70275331
>monster of every fifteenth or so nonconsecutive monday
>>70275431
I love Starfleet Rambo's stuff.
Found on /r/gravityfalls, what does /gfg/ think of this? Personally I think it's spot on.
>>70275423
>>70275194
Calling it now, like everyone did with Stanley MONTHS ago.
>>70275662
Why are Soos and Mabel smiling here?
>>70275668
>like everyone did with Stanley MONTHS ago
We still do not know his name though.
>>70275633
The car on the top right seems to be a different one. It doesn't have any damage to its bumper, unlike the one reported on the newspaper.
The triangle could be spot on though.
>>70275717
Animation error, most likely.
>>70275730
One of the twins is named Stanley though, Alex said the license plate was a clue, so it's not "Stanley" for no reason.
>>70275633
I'm sorry anon, I'm a bit of tard myself. What do you mean? Stan is pretty alive. What I get from this is they made the car crash to cover up Stan's twin brother dissapearance into the portal by faking his death.
>>70275717
glad to see Grunkle Stan escaped the feds
>>70275748
>Alex said the license plate was a clue
He did not explicitly say one of the twins was a Stanley though.
>>70275795
It wouldn't make sense for Stan to have a car with Stanley mobile on it if one of them wasn't Stanley.
>>70275770
That makes sense. I had thought it was an error like >>70275743 said which kind of throws off the whole mood of the scene, but I hadn't thought of them being glad to see him.
>>70275820
>Car plate is STNLYMBL
It could be that he named the plate after his grand kids. STaNLeY and MaBLe possibly. Therefore meaning dipper's real name is stanley. Not my theory but someone else's
>>70275633
Scrapped cars end up at the dump!
More at 11!
>>70275875
The name was purposely wrong as a clue that Stan had a twin. Why would it be named for Dipper and Mabel? Why would he randomly get a new vanity plate when this is their first time meeting? This sounds like a 'Stan has no twin, it's just future Dipper' theory that was proven wrong with 2x011
>>70275770
>>70275851
nope, actually most likely an error. Especially when Soos is giving Stan this look
>>70275731
Headlights look the same though. Besides, why would Alex mention the car if it would be completely pointless? Mcgcuket saying he hit a car is important. Caption: welyp
I can't stop rewatching this episode.
>yfw
>>70275875
Yeah, that was mine, but with Twin confirmed it doesnt really make sense. Alex said the liscense plate was a clue for twin theory, meaning that if it needs to reference one of the Hunkles.
Who's waiting for the Hirsch to go Anno (all the theories and imagery is made just because it looked cool) or go full Kojima (surprisingly good story that can unfortunately go full retard out of nowhere at any moment and troll us)?
>>70276025
I can't either anon, especially the final scene. I keep watching and watching.
>>70276025
>Mfw i've been so obsessed over rewatching this episode and discussing theories, lurking /gfg/ since episode, and /r/gravity. Mfw when i've been getting lack of sleep and putting off my essays because of this. Mfw all i've done this week is gravity falls stuff. Mfw it's only been 5 days since the episode aired and we have until summer for the next episode.
>>70276085
I think you have a problem man
>>70276025
i can rewatch the zero gravity scene over and over again
reminder not to funkle with the uncle
Now have some bipper
>>70276085
>mfw my friends don't watch it
>mfw no one at work talks about the show except about inane shit (that fucking dress, reality tv, top 40 music, 50 Shades Of Grey when the movie came out, Nicki Minaj's fake ass)
At least, my 2 nieces watched the show and they were as pissed as I am about the hiatus/shocked about the ending.
>>70276085
>Mfw i've been so obsessed over rewatching this episode and discussing theories, lurking /gfg/ since episode, and /r/gravity.
>Mfw when i've been getting lack of sleep and putting off my essays because of this.
>Mfw all i've done this week is gravity falls stuff.
>Mfw it's only been 5 days since the episode aired and we have until summer for the next episode.
>Mfw one of the few reasons I'm not committing suicide yet.
had to do format change
>>70276122
Obviously Alex is the one with the problem since he's made such a brilliant show that can be over analyzed (and include fan theories). This show is amazing.
>>70276149
same here anon. It's so good. I've seen it so much I know the last 3 minutes line for line.
Rewatching Headhunters is depressing now...
>>70276240
More like 50 shades of edgy
amirite?
>>70276025
I've rewatched the final scene at least a dozen times. It's amazingly well executed. Plus that sweet, sweet vindication.
>>70273663
>Dipper
Could be a good leader.
>Mabel
After "Boss Mabel", I don't think she even WANTS to be a leader nor do I think she would be a good leader.
>>70276240
same anon here. I only have 2 friends that watch it. One I don't really talk to that much anymore, and another one I talk to every friday. Still have yet to talk about it with my 2nd friend. Actually like talking about it with anons
>>70276346
shit, I meant: Same anon you replied to here*. Sorry about that.
>>70276074
I'm not. He's godlike.
I want to cum inside Alex Hirsch.
Dipper might still distrust Stan, but I don't think he could ever turn his back on Mabel.
>>70276297
>the author of the journals...
>...MY BROTHER
>ode_to_joy.mp3
>>70276386
speaking of which, I wonder how much of the last 3 minutes of the episode was outsourced (besides the one shown here since it wasnt.)?
>>70276085I started having weird dreams after Northwest Mansion Mystery. No, not weird shit about Pacifica, but like I had a dream where a girl actually liked me, and a different one where I actually kissed a girl. I do not know if my neet level is increasing or diminishing. At least it is not another dream about high school I guess.
>>70276375
I want them to grow apart. Mabel and Stan are constantly holding Dipper back and he has a chance to reach his full potential with Pepsi Max.
>>70276008
You've never been glad to see someone before remembering you're mad at them?
>>70276240
I've been trying to get my animefag friend to watch it but he won't watch it because "tumblr cartoon"
>>70276525
>tumblr cartoon
Stevens universe is the tumblr cartoon, not gravity falls. Your friend has gotten them confused
>>70276525
What's his favourite anime? I wonder if his taste is as shit as it seems.
>>70276607
>yfw he says "Legend of Korra"
>>70276375
>Implying Bad End Dipper isnt incoming
come on man, all the signs are there.
>>70276607
I don't know. I don't talk shop about anime with him because I hate it, but I know he likesmoeshitandKill la Killand I know that is what is defined as shit taste
>>70276654
>LoK
>anime
I'd fucking murder the faggot, even though I haven't seen a single episode of any Avatar series.
>>70276654
>>70276654
nothing is more funny than talking about Frenchime with anime nerds and walking their faces contrort
http://i.imgur.com/2FZpowg.png?1
>>70276668
>moeshit
Ah, the glorious art of highschool slice of life/comedy starring cute girls and only cute girls with no plot whatsoever.
>Kill La Kill
It's not the worst thing in existence, but it certainly ain't noGurren Lagann
>>70276240
>tfw there's little to no GF shirts
>tfw the ones I wanted from that shirt contest with Hirsch as a judge already sold out.
>tfw not shirtpunch is even making any GF shirtsAlso, debating on getting 1 of these 4 GF shirts, what do you suggest?
>>70276654
but anon, Legend of Korra was in an Anime Steam sale, so CLEARLY it's anime /s.
Why would we need the President's key to open that door? Did you guys miss the fact that the owner of the shack is back in town? I highly doubt that seeing as the elevator and portal room were built that they wouldn't know what's between them. It's going to get a callback, but that wouldn't really make any sense
>>70276676
Dude you really should. ATLA is the fucking bomb. LoK is aggressively mediocre. But you should definitely watch ATLA.
>>70276713
All seem shit, but I'd take either 1 or 3. Just make a custom one.
>>70276713
I don't care if it's sold out, link it pls
>>70276713
one of the ones on the left
>>70276722
I don't know, man, I have quite a backlog as it is. Is it good enough to watch over Space Dandy?
>>70276711
>>70276668
Just tell him Gravity Falls saved Western Animation the same way KLK saved anime
>>70276753
found one of them (bottom left) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/132958-you-made-me-realise
>>70276775
kek.
>>70276775
I'm not sure even KLK fans honestly believe KLK is that good.
>>70275164
Could do without the silly poetry but it's a great scene.
mabel'ssmellysocks
>>70276795
They pass it off as LOL homage / criticism of anime in general
>>70276851
I think it's some song's lyrics. This is a pretty popular fad, but I really fucking hate it. I'd much rather read actual dialogue or nothing at all.
>>70276412
The artists who've commented on it so far seem to indicate that they did a lot more keyframing during the final scenes than is typical, probably because they wanted to make sure it came out as good as it did.
Some things you can't trust to a "fill artist"
>>70276795
I like KLK, but that scene with satsuki and her mom made me sort of resent it at the same time. WAY unnecessary and gross. definitely could have established she was really bad in a different way.
>>70276713
Fucking find out where your local Disney store is located and call in asking if they have any GF merch. They will not, but they note there is a want for it.
>>70276971
>WAY unnecessary and gross
The fuck, dude, I masturbated furiously to that scene multiple times. How can you not like subtle incest?
Does anyone have those old '''leaked''' pictures of Stand and his brother that was floating around a while ago?
>>70276971
That was to show the physical abuse between Satsuki and her mom.
>>70277013
same here, dick was hard at that scene
>>70276713
>no Pterodactyl Bros shirt
Fucking pleb
>>70277097
>>70277113
it would have been fine had they not played off the abuse as "sexy and hot". sexual abuse is definitely, not, hot. think about it if it were you and YOUR mom. yeah? still hot?
>>70277097
Stands can't have brothers, Anon. ;)
>>70277148
Were they actually playing it off as abuse? I think Satsuki have her consent.
>think about it if it were you and YOUR mom. yeah? still hot?
Well, yeah.
Wait, you're joking, aren't you?
>>70276772
Its pretty fucking important. Starts off sorta shaky but finds its feet fast. Season 2 is some arguably GOAT stuff.
>>70276713
Get one of these instead.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/jamaziing/works/9338226-why-you-ackin-so-cray-cray?grid_pos=15&p=t-shirt
http://www.redbubble.com/people/ashleighdearest/works/9356794-finishing-blow?grid_pos=19&p=t-shirt
http://www.redbubble.com/people/themysteryshack/works/11702969-quintuple-sound?grid_pos=125&p=t-shirt
>>70277194
>Season 2 is some arguably Game Of All Time stuff.
>>70276713
what site are those shirts on?
>>70277226
Greatest of All Time.
>>70277226
anon, you do know GoAT stands for "Greatest of All Time, right?
...right?
>>70277222
>getting shitty macros on your shirts
>not at least Bill's wheel to make it look interesting
>>70277116
http://www.redbubble.com/people/themysteryshack/works/10483387-pterodactyl-bros?grid_pos=5&p=t-shirt here ya go anon
>>70277242
>>70277253
Y-... N-... Well, uh...
>>70276660
It might be interesting for Dipper to act hostile to Mabel involuntarily for a few eps because she trusted someone else over him.
>>70275668
I need to make this but a Dipper version
http://www.redbubble.com/people/themysteryshack/works/10546343-im-watching-you
This looks great.
>>70277269
It was more like that Anon not considering getting that shirt.
Also Redbubble is expensive as fuck.
>>70275674
>pregnancy test
>>70276692
>oh hey I wonder what this is
>starts loading
>NOPE
I should have known better.
>graphic tees
What I'd really like on a shirt is the design of the portal
>>70277222
thosre are pretty meh, id go for one of these
http://www.redbubble.com/people/themysteryshack/works/10546343-im-watching-you?p=t-shirt&ref=work_carousel_work_portfolio_1
http://www.redbubble.com/people/tumblrverse/works/13426605-gravity-falls-bill-cipher-white-on-black?grid_pos=30&p=t-shirt
>>70277350
>Also Redbubble is expensive as fuck.
What method of printing are they using for t-shirts?
If it's thermal-transfer, I'm not touching that shit.
>>70277426
>>starts loading
This guy.
I saw Dippdick the moment I clicked embed.
>>70277097
>>70277125
fyi, that's from background artist Jeffrey Thompson. Not really a leak, it was posted on the official tumblr too.
http://jeffreythompson.tumblr.com/post/113272221993/gravity-falls-season-2-not-what-he-seems-color
>>70277350
Ah okay. Yeah, RB is expensive as shit, but it's pretty much the only site for fandom stuff besides teefury and teepublic. Although redbubble has a wider selection of stuff
>search gravity falls on redbubble
>90% of the stuff is incredibly cringeworthy
Redbubble is pretty awful because most of the stuff is stolen fanart.
>>70277528
>search gravity falls literally anywhere
>90% of the stuff is incredibly cringeworthy
>search any of my favourite shows
>everything is cringeworthy
>look in the mirror
>cringe
Such is my life.
>>70277581
yep, that too, It really sucks.
>>70277528
redbubble is pretty bad
teepublic has some good ones though(and some even cringier)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/121615-summer-of-mystery
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/82684-over-obsessive-digital-pocket-girlfriend
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/110544-
>>70277451
What is the difference?
http://www.redbubble.com/people/skullnuku/works/14076815-bill-cipher-tapestry?grid_pos=286&p=t-shirt
not sure if I'd wear in public but kinda neat
>>70277896
Thermal-transfer is basically a sticker sticked to the clothing by heat. After you wash it a few times, it starts coming off until it completely peels away.
Silk-screen printing or whatever it's called in English is basically paint applied to the clothing through a special material and then warmed up for a moment. It's basically indestructible and takes less time to mass produce, but it's slightly more expensive. You can still get it cheaper than online stores if you can find a small and decent printing company.
>>70275633
>the portal diagram in the 3rd picture has the circles in the corners crossing paths
>Stan's portal had the circles going parallel
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CROSS THE BEAMS?
>>70278017
You unlock all the secrets of the universe.
You also destroy the universe.
>>70275633loss
>>70278017
It's pretty sure that's supposed to look like a crossed out eye, since that's what he drew all over the walls.
Does anyone have a high resolution picture of The Author from the end of the episode? I want to use that as my background
>>70278076
god dammit
>>70278108
Here you go dude
>>70278131
Thank you, anon.
>>70276713
>Waddles for president
Get out of my Gravity Falls, Animal Farm.
>>70278007
Tried looking, no word regarding the method of design yet. Because my YGOAbridged shirts were thermal made and now the design is gone
>>70278197
no prob bob
I hope Dipper, in his haze of conflicted emotions and general feelings of betrayal, just disappears into the forest for a little while. But really, I just want to see him scared and covered in scrapes from wandering around the forest.
>>70278412
Yeah, sadly most merchandise uses thermal-transfer printing, because most companies like to cut costs no matter how small.
>>70278467
>How To Ruin Jokes by Steven and Pete
I'd read it.
>>70278007
Redbubble first hae anything regarding the method, but this is the teepublic answer.
>Shirts on TeePublic are printed using Direct To Garment, which is a super high tech digital print technique. We have the best machines (Kornit) in the business and ensure an extremely high quality print. Every shirt that leaves our printer is QCd before being shipped to customers. We also color match and test print most designs when they become permanently for sale on the site.
>>70278407
You want the Goat to be president, huh?
>>70278634
Oh, wow, I completely forgot about this method. It's similar to screen printing (what I described as silk-screen printing), but it costs less when printing in small quantities. It's bretty gud.
>>70278634
Too bad most of their selection for gravity falls is shit other than 3 or 4 shirts
>>70277013
>subtle
>>70278766
Yes, it is. Have you ever watched hentai anime?
>>70278782
Mother Knows Breast was more subtle than KLK
>>70278522
>Steven and Pete
Is this a reference to anyones in particulars?
>>70278818
No idea, I just really want to know how to ruin jokes other people make for fun.
>>70278754
What are the 3-4 shirts?
>>70278879
Bros shirt, summer of mystery, you made me realise, and UTBAHC shirt. The rest are just meh fan art or completely unrelated to gravity falls when you search it
>>70275875
Didnt it say STNLYMBL back when he was selling StanVacs?
More likely Dipper and Mabel are named after their grandparents, Stanley and Mabel
Bill Cipher is literally a perfect character.
Just out of curiosity, I'd love to hear what arguments against him the haters make.
>>70275136
>Mabel's really easy
I like this.
>>70279122
Honestly, there isn't much hate for Bill Cipher that I've seen. Shitty fandom interpretations of him yeah, but the actual character? Not so much.
Bipper is very very cute
>>70279204
so true
>tfw when my 12 year old cousin just finished her english exam and when I asked what she wanted as a gift she said "a gravity falls marathon and a lot of snacks"
I'm doing this, what else should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pagY7G7WgeU
>>70279173
>mfw someone called Bill and Gideon joke villains
Besides Gideon, has Bill done something yet that just screwed over everyone?
>>70279320
Bills running the longest keikaku, and it will be great when itcompletely backfires on him
>>70279122
I don't really think I've seen any hate for Bill himself, just certain fans of his.
>>70279629
I hate all the Bill fans who draw fanart of him as a sexy teenage boy. Basically, the tumblrtards.
>>70279314
Get her peach soda.
Some type of rainbow colored snack like a brownie, cookie, etc. You could draw a little gnome on it with frosting or something.
>>70279314
Cupcakes with the pinetree and shooting star symbols on them
>>70279320
Bill just seems to be a bit of a shit stir-ing character right now. He had a serious deal/plan with Gideon, but when Dipper made a deal, he mostly just fucked around as well as wanting to break the laptop and steal Dipper's journal/destroy it maybe (?) for this own purpose.
He definitely has a plan, or something he's working on;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6GdHU2Lg7Y
"In return, you can help me with something I've been working on!"
And I'm pretty sure in Sock Opera he says he has plans for Gravity Falls, though how big and bad they are hasn't been seen/said, it might just be something small that massively benefits himself.
Bill just seems to have fun causing a bit of trouble/chaos mainly.
>>70279723
What is Gideon saying backwards?
>>70280106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMy2r81gMXU
>>70279658
I think if he was humanized he would be a short chubby and sleazy guy that looks like he works at a car dealership
no emo hair over one eye either
>>70279723
I think he's just covering his ass. He's a nasty little shit and probably not immortal, so the best way to not get exercised by Stan's brother is to keep the protagonists in the dark. Destroying the notebook/Erasing Stan's memory would make sure of this.
>>70280242
Or just a body with a triangular head.
>>70268869
You forgot shipping Dipper with Wendy, Pacifica and Candi.
>>70275875
I'm fairly sure that STNLYMBL stands for Stanley-Mobile
>>70280242
N-no, he'd be tall, and skinny, and dreamy just like muh Doctor Whos!
I'm still disappointed that Bipper wasn't voiced by Ritter trying to sound menacing.
>>70280142
O-okay
>>70280385
Ignoring the ambiguously brown poc BIll, mot human Bills are pretty much just bishie Alex. Most aged up Dipper is also Alex Hirsch. Theres a real lack of crativity
>>70280411
Ritter dont have much range
>>70280474
No, most Bills are blond, thin and gay.
>>70280513
Did he ever do any other voice work? I've only seen him in live action. The show where he hijacked a plane because of aliens and guest starring in another as a guy who uncovered that elections were manipulated by an evil computer.
>>70280513
I think he could just do his normal voice for Bipper and it would work just fine.
>>70280411
Imagine if the body-swapping in Carpet Diem involved all the voice actors crudely doing impressions of each other's voices.
>>70280142
No matter how many times I watch it, it never fails to make me laugh. Alex is so clever
How would you rank Stan, Dipper, and Mabel's singing voices from best to worst, based on "Scary-oke"?My opinion:
Mabel >>>> Dipper > Stan
>>70280297
That's boring though
It's basically just a guy wearing a triangle on his head
>>70280713
Stan > other
>>70280917
It's more out there than an old fat man.
>>70280701
What a missed oppurtunity
>>70280964
>>70280917
What an old fat man with a triangle on his head
>>70280701
This is the best part of Face//Off
I am going to be pissed of if they dont fix end of the world with time travel.
I am going to be pissed of if Dipper doesnt join darkside only to be reminded of that shit he wrote down into Journal.
I am going to be pissed of if they dont use gideon ever again.
If those three thing dont happen i am going to be very dissapointed.
>>70280242
Humanised Bill is just a young Grunkle Stan.
>tfw this will never happen
>>70281176
You're going to be pissed of what?
>>70281267
BART
>>70281227
I don't care.
Monmusu quest / Gravity Falls crossovergame
>>70281176
Gideon will obviously be back, we havent seen the episode that has his key.
Whatever is the big thing that will happen, it will be an end of the world that's creative in a way that it cant be undone by time travel, even Time Baby will be shivering in his widdle boots.
I dont remember Dipper writing anything into the journal
>>70281447
>Whatever is the big thing that will happen, it will be an end of the world that's creative in a way that it cant be undone by time travel, even Time Baby will be shivering in his widdle boots.
So, Bill?
>I dont remember Dipper writing anything into the journal
First motherfucking episode.
First.
Fucking.
Episode.
>tfw haven't seen the last episode yet
>tfw all this hype in the thread
What should I do to prep for maximum comfy?
>>70281488
well future does exist....so we know they save dat shit.
>>70281488
I watched the first episode almost 6 years ago, Im not going to remember everything
>>70280964
What would give off that sort of "Bill-like" weirdness more? A generic-looking Onceler guy wearing a triangle on his head, or a sleazy, portly middle-aged man whose entire body vaguely resembles a triangle? I dunno about you but a human Bill looking like the latter would be more in theme with Gravity Falls than a tall skinny anime boy with trigonometry for a face
>>70281527
Get the fuck out or i will spoil it to ya bitch....
>>70281545
Maybe it's because I've watched Omniverse, but I can imagine a lot of ways for a powerful demon to destroy the universe at any point in time.
>>70281555
>not rewatching it every week
The first episode was one of the best in terms of the quality of animation and storytelling.
>>70281585
The concept of humanized Bill is shit, I hope it never happens.
>>70281637
And that's also not the WebM I meant to post, but I guess it kind of fits.
>>70281527
Go to watchcartoonsonline and watch the episode right now
Seriously at any moment it could get spoiled for you
Run fast and watch
>>70281585
I see Bill as being a tall, sleazy looking man with greasy bright blonde hair if he was a human, but I prefer the triangle/object head headcanon, because the triangle works way better for him.
>>70281665
No, fuck off, look at OP and watch it in MAXIMUM QUALITY 1080p UPSCALE
>>70279314
get peach soda for sure, something that could pass as a chipacker (the chip flavored cracker!), and some Mabel Juice (i'd recommend pink lemonade with a little grenadine and you absolutely cannot skimp on the plastic dinosaurs)
>>70281658
It is shit, but if it does happen I'd prefer if it wasn't yaoi dorito head
>>70281665
>Go to watchcartoonsonline and watch the episode right now
>not downloading in 1080p for maximum quality and comfiness
>not making WebMs immediately afterwards
DYEWTS?
>>70281658
This butevenifsoit would just be Bipper
>>70281694I don't have enough space on my hard drive to download all the episodes in max quality so I have to make do with streaming websites
>>70278076
oh you fucking cunt
>>70281690
Bill cipher is inherently a dt. His cute personality, his high voice, that top hat
>>70281745
delete some shit, nigga
>>70271882
>Sock Opera
>beating Golf War
>>70281745
delete the terabytes of porn you already have saved
>>70281856
Stop giving it attention.
>>70281872
This. Save Gravity Falls, stream pron, not the other way around.
>>70281856
Sock Opera >> Golf War
>>70281585
I think it would work best if he looked pretty normal but had certain traits that gives away the 'demon in human skin.' Not too pretty not too ugly. Things that would make people around him uneasy but subtle enough to make them unsure as to why. Not blinking, limbs bending further than they should, things shifting out of the corner of their eyes.
Looking obviously sleazy makes his villianry too obvious. He originally tricked the author into thinking he was a friend and I don't think many people would so enthusiastically describe the car salesman character as a 'great guy'.
>>70281856
>>70281932
I would say Sock Opera just barely edges out Golf War only because it shows Mabel having consequences for her actions, and the more of those the better I say.
http://strawpoll.me/3861930/
>people thinking the true villain of Gravity Falls isFree Pizza Guy
>>70271882
Id rather take my chances at winning a cool billion with Warren Buffets March Madness
>>70282042
Plus Bill always makes an episode, imo
>>70282171
Nice bot
>>70281947
Bud Gleeful is genuinely a great guy
>>70281585
I like the handsome, suave, devil in disguise thing, but that's just my taste.
>>70282244
The best kind of Bill.
>>70281947
Whats most importnat is that Cipher is a dream/mind demon.
Humanized Bill would do that while taking a form that reflects something specific about who hes speaking to personally, e.g. seeing themselves, their greatest fear, or a loved one.
>>70282197
Oh of course.
Also I wish they would stop dressing up Pacifica in purple/light purple, it looks really bad on her. Which I guess was the point when she was an antagonist so you subliminally hate her more because her color scheme looks wonk, but now that we like her I hope they drop it.
>>70282171
>no Preston Northwest
shit poll
>>70282244
Im upset Bill hasnt done this to foolish Dipper yet.
reminder that fiddleford went to jail because he literally fiddled ford
>>70282369
Thats a pleasant image
>>70282173
>winning a cool billion with Warren Buffets March Madness
Wait, wha...?
>Warren Buffett's $1B bracket challenge is scrapped amid lawsuits
>http://www.usatoday.com/videos/sports/ncaab/2015/03/13/70279592/
Phew, I was afraid I've missed a chance to win a billion. Guess I have to go back to the old fashioned way.
>>70282359
Are you? Are you really surprised?
Are you really surprised that the cartoon has not done anything in tune with the made up ship that you like?
Mabel is the one with romantic interests who are majorly screwed up or not what they seem.
>>70281700
>Ha! Guess what Pinetree! I never completed my half of the deal, which means it's still on. You're my puppet forever!
>>70282286
Has it ever been elaborated on anywhere exactly what the extent of Bill's powers are? He's been described as a demon and a dream demon, and he's capable of possession, and fucking with the natural order to some extent (rips out deer teeth, flips the world on it's side in Sock Opera, appears a screaming head to Dipper out of nowhere).
>>70282458
All of that actual reality warping stuff is illusion. Every single time he does it its in the dreamscape and the human characters start awake at the end of the scene.
>>70282430
>ship
What
Dipper x Loneliness?
>>70282458
>(rips out deer teeth, flips the world on it's side in Sock Opera, appears a screaming head to Dipper out of nowhere).
That's all pretty minor stuff, actually. Dipper and company were able to do crazier things during the battle with Bill in Stan's mind.
>>70282543
I never realized that, but now you mentioned it I do remember every character "waking up"/startling up after interacting with Bill, can't believe I didn't realized that's what they were doing. Makes sense!
Wonder if he has any powers in the real world/not in the dreamscape.
>>70269908
>>70271383
We've been saying that since 2013
>>70282430
>he doesn't know
Someone post the comic please.
>>70282258
Yeah, that was my personal favorite out of a lot of the humanized Bill's
>>70282543
I have to rewatch dreamscaperers, because I dont remember anyone waking up after he was summoned, and how would Mable and Soos enter his dream?
How the hell do I download the season 1 episodes? I try going to the link and it shows nothing.
>>70281872
Do you have any idea how long that would take
Literally YEARS
But still I should probably
>>70282714
They were sucked in by Gideon's spell
Hey, so I'm watching Dreamscaperers again (as if everyone in this thread hasn't also by now) and I got to the scene of Bill's summoning. I'm watching on a stream so sorry about the quality and the play icon. but there's quite a few interesting things in there I haven't seen discussed.
1. the ancient astronomer looking up at what could be the big (or little) dipper. this seems like it could either lead to some prophecy junk or something about aliens or both.
2. a super zoomed in image of the stamp in the opening title card that reads "1onepenn". you can see the bottom of some dude's chin, but i don't know who the dude is or if that's even relevant.
3. a broken robot hand??? it's all red and there looks to be a robot in the background with red eyes omg what??
4. the prison. ho dang, it seems to confirm that Gideon had plans for the prison, whether it's escaping it or overturning it.
5. ALYIUMS C O N F I R M E D
6. A P O C A L Y P S E C O N F I R M E D
(also as a side note this one was the very last image Bill shows us and it showed for barely half a second. i can only hope that we'll actually get Kusco as the cipher wheel says)
well those are my thoughts. what do you guys think?
>>70282748
I'm retarded never mind
Is it just me, or does Love God seem like more of a season 1 episode?
I honestly could see it fitting in just fine
>>70281694
So can we talk about how Bud Gleeful didnt seem affected by the lack of gravity? It seems like he jumped to grab the car rather than floated, at least to me.
Throw away fat gag or something more?
>>70282795
>Mayan 2012 prophecy
The hiati have made this show really dated. I can see why Alex doesnt want the show to go any longer than 3 or 2 seasons.
The show is going to end up like Eva where no one knows what the fuck the dead sea scrolls are
>>70282795
>Aztec Calendar
Interesting
>>70282795Mabel doesn't actually have a twin. Dipper was an alien experiment and that's why he has his birthmark.
Or he was marked by aliens to bring about the end of times.
I don't know, aliens are fun. Getting an X-files feel from this. Or, the end of the Call of Cthulu game, where the protag wasn't entirely human.
>>70282795
You missed the JFK portrait
>>70282909
>>Mayan 2012 prophecy
>The hiati have made this show really dated.
What the fuck are you talking about? The Mayan prophecy has been claimed to be untrue in the shorts.
>>70282359
I could understand Jack not catching on that a green woman is Aku when you live in a world full of crazy robot bountyhunters and Scotsmen with guns for limbs and shit...
... but I think Dipper would catch on that the one eyed girl doting on him while spouting riddles was Bill
>>70282795
Is the robot Gideon's mecha, maybe? Some of the screenshots could just be... illustrating Bill's point that he knows "lots of things", such as lots of the mysterious of the world; whether Aliens exist,.
>>70282795
1. Isn't that the place with all the conspiracy stuff from Irrational Treasure?
2. The dude is Ian Worrel, art director of GF.
3. The Gideonbot's hand.
The rest are fine.
>>70277269
>>70277116
>>70277350
Less expensive
Better quality image
http://www.redbubble.com/people/the-sqoou/works/14202756-gravity-falls-pterodactyl-bros-replica?p=t-shirt
>>70276713
http://www.redbubble.com/people/juansmith/works/13080729-grunkle-stans-fez
>>70282918
You're right! Doesn't GF take place in 2012?
>>70282856
Other than the whole 'Dipper and Wendy having had the talk' plot behind it, yeah, you're right. It's definitely a pre-Dreamscrapers style episode.
>>70282893
The other townsfolk were just frightened gravity stopped working, Bud had a look on his face that suggests he knew what was happening and why
>>70283078
Yes.
>rewatching S1
>"A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change! Until then I'll be watching you!"
>>70283116
So did he jump to try and keep his merchandise or to make it look like he was floating too.
>>70282795
Number 1 is from Irrational Treasure, in the underground area where they find out about Trembley
2. That's a stamp. pretty easy to tell.
3. That's the broken GideonBot from Gideon Rises.
>>70281772
dt?
>>70283078
>>70283120
Mayans predicted the end of time. Aztec don't
Aztecs=/=Mayans
>>70282990
>Is the robot Gideon's mecha, maybe?
Yes, there is a shot of the destroyed mech in the final episode that looks just like the Bill image.
>>70282909
Let's be fair here. The Mayans themselves were only recording another notch in a cycle, akin to celebrating a new year or a new month, except on a larger scale. Only modern doomsday idiots tried to spin it as a "prophecy" of end times.
>>70283085
What are those 'styles' you are talking about?
>>70283242
He was pretty distraught when his sky high prices floated away, so it could be either way
In any case, whether or not he was affected by the ungravity, it looked like he knew what was going down
>>70283334
So, Bill knew he'd fail to get the deed?
>>70283404
Possibly, or maybe Bill's running a spacetimey Xanatos Gambit where he knows (or thinks he knows) every possible outcome and is pushing all of them to his own advantage.
>>70283404
That wouldn't make much sense though, he flips out at Mabel/Soos when they destroy the door, unless it was all just an act.
I don't think he's quite omniscient.
>>70283346
There are different types of episodes. The monster of the week variety involves the twins encountering a supernatural being and the ensuing hijinks/perilous danger that follows
Season 2 had plenty of those kinds of episodes, but they usually related to the over-arching plot in a way, or the stakes were much higher than "I could end up the Queen of the gnomes", or "Robbie could end up dating Wendy". Love God could have just been an episode in season 1, designed to get us to know the characters, and it overall had a lighthearted tone to it, unlike Into the Bunker for example where they all could have died or let the Shapeshifter roam the world if things went badly
In Love God the worst that could have happened if they lost was the group not getting back together, but even then Thompson got them back so there really was no real threat to any characters
>>70279314
give her the dick
>>70283384
Just the fact that 2 people, his hat and a car all floated before he left the ground with a sort of jumping motion makes it suspicious to me. Plus he landed on something already mid air so we never actually see him floating on his own.
>>70279314
12 year olds have english exams?
>>70270389I ship it
>not wanting a qt boytoy
what are you gay?
>>70275633
I just noticed that the band-aid on his neck is probably why his beard has one
>>70272868
>not liking Melody
Shit taste you got there bro
>>70273663
Mabel wouldlegalize everything
>>70280242
Hot people have an easier time charming people into doing what they want I literally dont give a shit about bill either way but you people whining about hot tumbkr bills every other fucking thread are more annoying than they are
>>70283864
>Someone whose entire character is 'being nice to Soos'
>>70273663
Dipper would be at war within ten minutes
>>70275668
>months ago
More like back in July 2013
>>70283798
I want fujos to leave.
>>70283864
Melody a completely unnecessary shitwho wronged mai waifu
>>70283913
she cute tho
i wish they woulda kept her around
>>70283956
i want /a/ to go back to /sug/
>>70283963
>>70276025I want to funkle the hunkle grunkle and his foxy grandpa twin
>>70283982
I want tumblr to get out.
Who Robbry here?
>>70284002
I want Bill to get inme.
>>70283993
Post the shortened version of that.
>>70276201
IM GONNA FUNKLE THE GRUNKLE AND HIS TWIN
>>70283894
420 smile dip err day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZa2lY9CFyM
>>70284009
I want a free pizza...
>>70284024
didn't make one
>>70284024
>>70283956
Got something against fun anon?
>>70284073
I want Wendy
>>70283556
>I could end up the Queen of the gnomes
Trying to avoid being a broodmare for a 1000 feral manlets sounds like pretty high stakes for me.
>>70284151
Wendy doesn't date 12 year olds who buy from the Pitt corporation
>>70281856
>liking Golf War over Sock Opera
Why is your taste so shitty?
>>70284006
>The love god showed that you can make people fall in love with a tiny amount of potion
>Mabel used an entire bottle
Mabel is an idiot.
>>70284006
Here. Mabel did well. I hope the know what to do with them. It would be sad if they became background characters.
Fiddleford remeeting Stanley is gonna be a feelsfest, I know it
>tfw Hunkle will never take you into his hunk arms in a comforting embrace
>>70282549
Dipper xTacos
>>70284151
I want Bipper to be fucked by copious men and become the town cumdumpster.
Aftwewards he'll be a sweaty, giggling mess with semen dripping out of every orifice on his body.
>>70284320
sounds like a recipe fordelicious
Post your desktops /gfg/
>>70284038
>>70283963
Giffany please goyou are shit
>>70283913
Can you really say that about someone we've only seen twice?
>>70284006
>Doesn't like getting showed up by a 12-year-old
>Grimdark emo only because his parents are psychopath funeral directors
>Doesn't hit submissive dipper
>Thanks Mabel and admits he was wrong
>Makes up with friends
Is Robbie the most likeable character on the show?
>>70284304
He's got good background and his heart hoodie is on the Bill wheel, so I doubt they'll drop him.
>>70284422
>Can you really say that about someone we've only seen twice?
Yes, because her entire existence was to fill a void in Soos's life that apparently needed to be filled, and then she fucked off forever because having Soos actually have a girlfriend around changes the group dynamic.
>>70284447
he draws anime hes shit
>>70284363
nanosecondly reminder that dipper nearly killed a family member over muh journals
>>70284583
I will always love this meme!
>>70284523
whatever you say anon
>>70284583
and he'll do it again
tbh the journals are the voice of the family member he was gonna kill so really its stanford telling him to do it
also I started getting uncooly feely in the car today when I realized Dipper didn't jump for the button when he had a chance before because mabel was there and he trusted her to listen
and she didnt
>There are people on these threads that think Stanley won't be voiced by Justin Roiland
What's wrong with you people?
I mean it's not even that farfetched once you realize he voiced Blendin as well.>yfw he is voiced my Justin
>yfw they end up making a RaM reference
I'm downloading season 1 right now. What's with all the Illuminati shit I've heard about this show?
>>70284447
I started liking him a lot more when he said "Use jerky as a weapon!"
Had me in stitches
>>70284719
get the fuck out of this thread NOW
for your own safety
>>70284719Hello there.
>>70284719
the illuminati have publicly thanked alex for all the illuminati stuff in it
>>70284719
pls leave thread before you catch up
also there's lots of triangles
>>70284719
everyone wants to fugg the illuminati chara
also leave
now
enjoy it w/o spoilers
>>70284792
>>70284748
Cool will do. Thanks.
>>70284632
Soos and The Real Girl's Aesop was shit bro, admit it.
I have a theory about Dipper
he's really cute.
>>70284363
>>70284942never
>>70285005
It's not a theory. It's a fact.
>>70285005
I too have a theorythat you are correct
>>70284006
This is a bad ship.
>>70285089
Why can't the S ever stay up?
Is it just a gag?
>>70284583
Let's be fair here. If it were you watching gravity not working anymore, wouldn't you suspect that the machine thing was bad news?
>>70285188
Yes. Now it reads Mystery Hack.
Stan is a hack. That is the joke. Laugh.
>>70284583
No, he just didn't want the fucking universe to be destroyed.
>>70285096
Not even the same guy but
>Giffany
>An AI who only wanted to be with someone forever and had no one else that liked her
>Soos didn't mind and could have gotten Dipper and Mabel's help to make her real. See "Fight Fighters" and her Abilty to go through Technology
>Melody
>A girl who just happened to be there at the wrong place at the wrong time
>Just happened to kind of like Soos
>Then had to leave and now they're in a long-distance relationship
>Somehow better than Giffay's
You're a faggot if to think Melody wasn't just to start conflict the the episode, she does nothing else but that.
Maybe of Alex didn't make her have to leave Gravity Falls or we got more Soos and Melody Interacting I'd be more tolorent, maybe even like it, but it seemed like she was just a plot point that will never come back.
She's not a character, Giffany was.
Giffany wasn't the villain, Soos was.
Gideon is a slightly toned down modern day Joffrey from GoT, except being a competent villain that never gets disciplined (see Cersei and Tywin) that isn't a whiny little bitch and stills gets hated as much
>>70285376
Stop defending your shit waifu, faggot
>>70285376
Someone hasn't found their Melody yet
>>70285376
Soos was too impure and did everything wrong
fucking Hispanics don't understand the value of waifus
>>70285482
UGLY
>>70285376
you know nothing of giffany's past history, other than it was bloody.
for all we know, one of the programmers she killed couldve been wendy's mom.
she is a murderous machine. like all AIs, deception is a powerful tool in their arsenal against lesser intelligent lifeforms, like a parent telling their kid about santa claus its easy and a game to them.
>>70285376
>Giffany is an AI
>A psychopathic AI
>Melody is human
>A normal human who is actually quite competent at fighting the weirdness in Gravity Falls
>The only reason Soos met Giffany was because he needed to be able talk to human women
>Giffany was emotionally abusive and even tried to kill Soos
Face it, you're waifu a shit
>>70285509
CUTIE
>>70285376
1. There is no evidence that they could have known Giffany can go through other technology. Soos saw this once, but he's not that bright to connect the dots.
2. There is no evidence that the secret code would have worked on Giffany, and would have gone back once the "game" was finished i.e. they live happily ever after or something
3. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
4. Giffany did everything wrong
>>70285455
>>70285482
I'd have NO problems with Melody if she DID SOMETHING.
One episode, one fucking episode where we see them interact and act like a couple and I would think it's the best ship in the show.
>>70285513
Soos wasn't any better either.
He fucking ditched Giffany WHILE SHE WAS THERE.
I think he deserved what happened for being such a fucking idiot.
>>70285583
Giffany also was alone for who knows how long and had barely interaction with anyone. She might have been hostile because they wanted to kill her.
If someone wants to end your life don't you want to fight back?
And then she was with no interaction for a long time, she probably turned crazy that way.
You people need to walk in another's shoes once and a while.
>>70285600
>4. Giffany did everything wrong
the only thing Giffany did wrong was give Soos a chance
Guys, stop talking about your shit waifus, and discuss something more important. Like______________________Dipper's feet______________________
>>70285769
One day you'll meet your Melody and this will all make sense. Don't worry.
>>70285863
>meet your Melody.
>meat your Melody.
>???
>Proffitt
I'm thinking about trying to get somebody into this show, /co/. What episode should I start with to give a good impression?
>>70286038
My brother showed me Legend of the GobbleWonker, and I was hooked ever since.
>>70285769
You just described why we don't like Korrasami
>>70286038
Heathunters or go home. Full on mysteries detectivatin, no pointless b-plot(I mean not that b-plots are bad, just this episode pulls it's weight on the main plot alone and it speaks to the writing's credit).
Calling it now, the northwests have something big to do with Bill.
>>70285487
He's like Mermando: He had a great waifu, but the plot burdened him with a bloated sea mammal.
>>70286038
>>70286375
The Inconveniencing is my one of my favorites to go back to for that b plot though. Something about Grunkle Stan getting emotional about the Duchess cracks me up every time.plus it's a good test to see if your friend can handle the cringe of Dipper's crush on Wendy
>>70285513
>you know nothing of giffany's past history, other than it was bloody.
We know that a programmer tried to delete her, so she killed him/her, but that's justified as self-defense (assuming she's telling the truth.)
We also know that her game was returned multiple times, indicating the the previous owners survived Giffany and saw fit to return the game instead of just snapping it in two.
>>70285366
No I'd be like HOLY SHIT! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
>>70271239
>Wendy in the corner
They need to either give her more screen time and relevance to the story or stop pretending that she's a main character.
>>70286038
Honestly... start with Tourist Trapped. It's a great first episode and competently balances the humor and the mystery.
>>70286471
>Calling it now, the northwests have something big to do with Bill.
>have huge tapestry of figures bowing down to Bill as flames envelop around
What ever gave it away?
Also
>have abusive father who uses fucking Pavlovian conditioning on his goddamn daughter
>not making him also be tied into something bigger and badder/plot related
No way Hirsch is missing that opportunity
>>70286620
Let's be honest here, how many teenage girls did you want to fuck when you were Dipper's age?
>>70286659
All of them.
MELODYDID NOTHING _____
>>70286659
Hard to remember that age precisely, but I'm sure I had women I found attractive.
>>70286620
>They need to either give her more screen time and relevance to the story or stop pretending that she's a main character.
>nowhere to be found in the saving Waddles episode
>only has one scene in the bodyswitch episode
>"Man, why doesn't Wendy ever get involved with the adventures?"
>Into the Bunker happens
>"Whoa, Wendy is so badass! I look forward to her getting more involved with Dipper and Mabel's adventures like Soos does!"
>Not What he Seems
>5 seconds of screentime
kek
>>70286644
If the northwests are the main villains, it'll be kinda eh
Bill Cipher'smoist, warm, triangular vagina.
>>70286789
>Bill
>Being a female
Kill you'reself.
>>70286874
>implying that a person is female just because they have a vagina
Check your privilege, Mabel.
Still requesting a webm of this full scene where the "Mystery Shack" sign reads as "4chan" or "/gfg/"
>>70286874
Oh, Bill's definitely a guy, but he has a vagina. A triangular one.
>>70286925
"4chan" would be better, a lot more versatile that way.
>>70286874
>episode where Bill Takes over Wendy's body
>Screws with Dipper by exposing Wendy's body to him
>MFW
>>70286915
>>70286944
>Wanting to fuck a guy with a vagina
>>70286676
Exactly.
>>70286925
I've seen this request repeated so many times and I feel bad that it goes unanswered. I would do it but I don't know how to do that kind stuff.
>>70287065
I'd fuck anyone with a vagina, I don't give a shit how they identify, whether they say they're a man, a woman or a fucking animal. This also goes for the floating triangle.