And there in the lawless backwaters of the internet, I found

>>9411315
Lol pasta it is

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give, you glorious bastard. Well fucking played.

WA LA

>>9411315
Damn this is perfect
Read everything in his voice, tone and everything

>>9411410
I used to read 4chan posts in moot's voice and now I read them in hiro's voice

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I so fucking hate 4chan. Toxic is fuck but always brings a smile to my face. Polite sage...nvm. keeping this ck related with his pci.

What do you guys think of my pancakes? I'm thinking of adding mulberry or cranberry next time.

>>9411440
I think you can fuck off back to whatever shithole you wandered away from, faggot. I would not eat that shit even if it were plated on top of Nigella Lawsons monumental ass cheeks.

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>>9411458
Oh my, look great taste. What do you think of her?

>>9411315
New York sucks

>>9411440
>overcooked eggs
>undercooked pancakes
>saging with an image
>>>/out/

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>>9411464
I've seen and jacked off to that porn once and imho it was a wasted fap. Absolutely not nice. Nigella is a goddess.

>>9411481
Look again, nigger. Eggs are cooked hard but mother dearest ordered me a copper pan and it cooks eggs very well. Tough exterior(hard) on the outside but yolky at the yolk.
>>9411494
>jacking off
Nigger detected but good taste. Are you well versed in Physics? Theoretical not quantum. She has nice tahtahs.

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>>9411523
Math and physics were never my strongest suits, I study psychology and literature alongside existential philosophy. But I think we can agree that Nigella Lawson really makes you think.

>>9411440
How drunk are you?

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>>9411315

>>9411523
>Theoretical not quantum
What did he mean by this?

>>9411553
Mommy

>>9411410
>>9411315
Bravo.
Pure kino.

>>9411315
>jack and mcchicken
How fucking new are you?

>>9411315
>So being the simple New York boy that I am
7/10 except for this. He'd just say "Simple New Yorker that I am,". Ruined the tone a bit but I read the whole thing in his voice. Bretty gud.

>>9411326
Leave

>>9411326
here's your (you)

His shows are so comfy, the pretentious ivory tower smug leftism tone in every show is the perfect blend of elitism and lack of self awareness.

>>9411315
That actually sounds just like one of his end-of-show monologues. Well done.

>>9411315
That's not nearly eloquent and up it's own ass enough for a Bourdain rant. Try harder. Here's some inspiration, he's currently (afaik) dating Asia Argento, Dario Argento's daughter. That's some pseudo-intellectual rambling material right there.

Why are chefs so leftist? Is food a corrupting influence? Is fasting the redpilled way to live?

>>9414673
You're opened up to a lot of different cultures and people through the working in the back of restaurants and then tasting food from around the world. It's also a profession based on serving the bougie. They are like some of the original servants basically and it's only in the last 30 years that chef has become a million dollar job with respect attached to it in the west.

All that being said they tend to be very hard working and do not suffer fools, layabouts, and other losers long. A lot of em are the the young commie or anarchist creative type who grew the fuck up and ground out success and they resent people who didn't do the same.

OAT

KEEZEEN

>>9414706

But I've tasted cuisine from around the world and traveled extensively. That doesn't make me want to open the borders and legalize drugs and promote transgenders.

>>9414611
Lets see you do one then.

>>9411464
Who is she? She'd be hot if she lost about forty pounds.

>>9414928
I mean you're kind of straw manning some chefs may hold all three of those, some may hold none of them and some may have any combination. And to distill leftism down to those three social issues isn't very genuine either. Most chefs I know are generally ambivalent about those issues and even if they cares deeply are too busy following their passion at the restaurant to be activist about it. TV personalities aren't real life either anon.

I hope he gets killed by a thailander

>>9411440
Watching batman, box wine drunk, shitposting blurry pancakes. Bravo.

>>9411315
i've never seen more exquisite pasta on /ck/.

>>9411315
I TOOK A WALK

>>9414706
sounds pretty red pilled and not leftist at all

>>9420117
Not all liberals are college freshmen/sophomore who have an immature sense of white savior or oppressed victim mentality. They're just the loudest, like skinheads are for conservatives.

>>9420136
It's almost like there's actual rational human beings out in the world that don't constantly complain about how they're being oppressed by white males or rant about how they're being taken over by minorities.
I swear the internet was a mistake.

>>9420170
t. internet user

typical liberal hypocrisy

>>9420178
>only liberals are hypocrites