Hiro Approved Meta Thread

>>9288297
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Incorrect.

NOW FOR DAT FIRST SIP

>>9288297
I reported that post :^)

>>9288297
>kinda
>less fast food threads, more cooking threads
>yes
>neither
>2
>they prune as necessary
>yes
>no
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3K4jF63Hlw

>>9288297
>- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
Never has been
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
Less fake meta threads
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Not meta
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
not meta
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
There is one of each, set a fucking filter and stop whining you fucking computer illiterate
>- Why do mods hate fun?
You hate fun, go shitpost on /b/
>- Permaban all sip posters.
See above
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Not meta
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
Not meta

>>9288327
Get over yourself

For me, its McChicken threads, the best threads.

Did I deserve a ban for posting "is a turtle a sandwich?" during the height of the sandwich wars?

Fuck off with these threads there are shit as the shit you complain about.

>>9288327
Autist

>>9288446
>1. a : two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between
>b : one slice of bread covered with food
>2: something resembling a sandwich; especially : composite structural material consisting of layers often of high-strength facings bonded to a low strength central core

By definition 2 possibly

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>>9288303
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9288297
IP ban the sippers

>>9288303
SIPBOYS

>>9288528
Thank you
SUCK IT MODS

>>9288476
>le 4chan neighborhood watch man
crack open a cold one with the boys and relax dude

>>9288629
Good luck, I'm behind 7 sips.

>>9288327
>board trends aren't meta
back to ribbit

I think the number of finnish beer threads should be capped at zero.

No one cares.

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personally. I like the mods on /ck/.

If i post the sliightest dick pic or shitpost I get banned or at least warned. in consequence, I tend to post on-topic and act like less of a faggot.

on other boards I shit post relentlessly and never get banned....guess what? the quality of the board goes down the toilet.

only yesterday I posted a wonderful cuk gif on /lit/. it showed a guy watching a black guy fucking his wife and ended with the black guy ejaculating into the white guys mouth.
I didn't get banned or even warned....two days earlier i posted an innocuous pic of a girl in a bikini on /lit/ and got a warning......guess what? /lit/ is a fucking terrible board.

I'm op of this thread >>9284369 and when it dies I will make the exact same thread but with a picture of sausage and mash and refer to it as a 'full english'
when that thread dies I will do it again and again and each time I make it the food will get simpler and simpler until we arrive at the toast sandwich and ice soup in an attempt to force a meme and the mods won't do anything about it

>>9288327
Turbo autism

>>9288837
/ck/ is a dreadful board--this is board that had a chicken tendies general; a jack general; a reviewbrah general; joey and broey generals; give me a fucking break anon
/trv/ is like the website's only decent model board and it's going down the tube's fast

>>9288837
>......

>>9288874
>tube's fast
What did he mean by this?

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/ck/ mods do alright work, we need a sticky to discourage obvious shill or shitpost threads like mcchicken, taco bell and monster threads
The board seems to have gotten faster in the last few months so a sticky would be nice to help newfags not be so shit at everything
I don't think they should ban people for memes unless it's obviously a small group of autists trying to force it like the sip threads or wendys poster

>>9289210
Yeah maybe the sticky for newfags could explain how 4chan's been doing satirical shilling for years and how only the dumbest newfags like you are delusional enough to think it's real.

>>9288884
he meant the board was rapidly "going down the tubes".

"Going down the tubes" means the same thing as "going downhill", "going down the drain", "becoming a shithole", etc.

>>9289210
>I don't think they should ban people for memes unless it's obviously a small group of autists trying to force it like the sip threads or wendys poster

Why not? Memes are silly shit that contribute nothing and serve only to shit up the board and dilute the OC.

>>9288297
Mods still delete meta threads if they are retarded.

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>>9289210
>a small group of autists trying to force it like the sip threads
>small group
>trying to force it
Sip threads hit the bump limit every time. Calling sips a """"forced meme""" is a forced meme.

>>9288297
>What threads would you like to see more of?
I would like to see more meme threads, and more 'go 'za threads in particular. I think /ck/ should become the new /tv/

>>9289410
Oh thanks. I thought I was sarcastically pointing out his retarded punctuation. Thanks for the rundown on a common expression. You maybe want a rundown on sarcasm?

>>9288874
>/trv/
>decent
it's even worse than /ck/, nothing but loser escapism and self-righteous pricks who hate hotels, nonwhite cities with actual rules whites have to follow, any mention of sex whatsoever, and "wat kind of tourist is least authentic" shitposts

/trv/ was good for the first six months it existed and has been a cesspool ever since

>>9288297
>nah
>more recipes less "i have this product in my hand is it any good"
>I try not to but yeah it's in things here
>Olive Lobster
>al/ck/ is pretty regularly just one and that's fine. More than two active beer threads is too many even tho I like them
>implying mods do anything here
>yes please
>nah
>what

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>>9288297
>Permaban all sip posters.
So much this.

Advertising is against the rules, and all the marketing assholes (including the fast food faggots) need to be expelled.

>>9289423
What are you implying, friend? Are you unfamiliar with the one meta thread per board doctrine?

that's a rightful ban, faggot

>>9289538
>advertising

>>9289538
>>9289504
It's chemotherapy anons. It's the future you chose. You tolerated Joey's World Tour, TheReportOfTheWeek, Cooking with Jack, and you ignored threads about Food Wishes, Cooking with Dog, or even Gordon Ramsay's actual cooking.

Instead, you drove out PHS Guy, Hearts on Fire, Borneo, the /ck/ streamers and all other namefriends and tripfriends. Instead of contributing to coherent discussion of food, cooking, recipes, techniques, and eschewing stealth /pol/ and /b/ threads, you engaged in petty shitposting for all this time loudly complaining about on-topic threads, constructive and collaborative discussion, and instead wanting to post in food gore threads, or the always toxic pictures of japanese food threads or food politics threads or vegan threads or the always formulaic knife brand thread.

If I ran a thread right now while I cook dinner, I'm sure it would be loaded to bear with crossboarding shitposters, trolls, flamers, and baiters. Historically incompetent moderation coupled with it's invidious userbase has permanently crippled this board. /ck/ is a burichan shitposter's paradise. Sipping is /ck/'s coda. The only way to save /ck/ now would be to rangeban every person on this board and everyone that ever visited it.

Who's crying now? It's not so funny anymore, is it? :^)

/satire

That's the spirit of this thread. Are the retards ITT really that upset that you want to permaban some folks from /fit/ that are posting some inoffensive meme that's pretty well-contained that'll burn itself out like every other autistic memetic pathogen that this board has withstood?

God I hate this board so much. Why do I come here? Can't be bothered to quietly report threads or hide and ignore them, so you have to create a /q/ thread on this fucking board.

>>9289818
tl;dr

>>9289823
>>>/b/
fuck right off tourist scum

I just think low effort threads like "for me its the mcchicken" or "OBSESSED" or "do (x) really eat this?" or other bullshit like that should be banned.

Having a general thread for something like American food or to make fun of other cultures food or something can be fine. But the obvious bait and low effort ones are worthless and should be insta delete or insta ban.

>>9288297
I think low effort OPs should be deleted like the mods did in OPs pic. Good on them.
I loath shill threads like mcchicken and sip but it's tricky and my opinion is my own. I'd prefer a rule where there is only one of any '''meme''' at one time, like one sip thread max.

Overall ck is great but doesn't talk about actual cooking tequnique enough.

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>>9289818
>sips
>meme
It's a delicious beverage (/ck/) and a good pwo alternative to high-calories sweets when cutting (/fit/). And yeah, it's also been the hottest fuckin meme for almost a year now.

Also we need a sticky that says what food to make and buy on a budget as a public service

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>>9288303
SIP SIP

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>>9288327
>not understanding what a meta thread is.
Retard.

>>9288297
- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
>no its weared off
- What threads would you like to see more of?
>Anon cooks stuff
Less of?
>restaurant chains and english breakfast
- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
>any number of beer threads is alright, but alc threads are annoying, so already one alc thread is too many
- Permaban all sip posters.
>sure

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>mcchicken isn't funny, it's put me off eating mcchickens entirely which I have to admit is slightly funny
>we're good even with mcchicken posting
>Americans fucking love corn syrup and I'm drinking some right now
>Olive Garden because when you're there you're family
>/alck/ is fine, they're not bugging anyone, there's some weird conception that they love being physically addicted to alcohol? It's just sad times there.
>the mods don't hate fun, shut up, these mods are better than fucking /co/s so be thankful
>I don't go into sip threads but they're fine
>I don't know what's in a full English, try asking someone from Galway
>I am presently within the house tonight

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>>9289538
>talking about fast food constantly is marketing
I don't believe for a fucking second McDonalds or BK would ever do viral marketing here. Wendy's maybe, Arby's probably but their food is too shit for anyone to actually make threads about it

Surely it's easier to believe that there are fat NEETs who love tendies and Mcchickens sincerely rather than a squad of marketing interns on a cooking sub board for a Indonesian Shadow puppet BBS

>>9288297
>complains about mcchicken
>complains about fast food posts
>complains about sips
>complains about pickle rick memes
>promotes do americans?
this is the most reddit board, which is fine, because most redditors can't stand the shitty food subreddits. but the fact that you believe full english posting is a /ck/ thing tells me you have to go back. that's a horrible meme exclusive to reddit. if you don't like generals or low effort posts, maybe an image board isn't for you.

>>9288297
>This stupid OFF TOPIC thread still hasn't been removed/gotten OP banned
>It's been EIGHT HOURS

what are the mods doing, this thread has nothing to do with cooking

>>9288297
>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
For me, it's like that joke that becomes funny from time to time but it's played out currently. The pasta though with "three for free" is hilarious
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More cook alongs, foreign food threads. Less fast food shilling
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Not as much as you think, real talk though it is sold by the gallon in grocery stores in the baking aisle
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Olive Garden for the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks and the authentico italiano
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
1 /alck/ general only, 3 beer threads
>- Why do mods hate fun?
Because we've all seen what laissez-faire moderation has done to other boards and it is not pretty. Pouring one out for my nigga /his/
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yes. "They" need to stay on /fit/
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Not as long as Mel Gibson lives
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
Watch me whip. Watch me maymay

>>9288528
I like you

Name a better board than /ck/. You will find it difficult

>>9288303
THAT FIRST SIP OF THE THREAD

>>9289975
Well, we know what they are NOT doing. Banning faggots that post non-stop fast food.

Also, you need a cactus up your ass to adjust the attitude.

>>9288297
>By decree of the god emperor, hiroshimoot, I invoke the /ck/ meta thread.
>- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
In the right context, yes, otherwise no.
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More actual cooking, less fast food shilling. More DBG.
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Sadly yes, it's in fucking everything.
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
None, and if I may present a rebuttal, go fuck yourself with a prickly pear.
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
One for each is fine as long as they stay in their containment threads.
>- Why do mods hate fun?
Sometimes mods love fun, but to answer, it's because your fun isnt contributing.
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yesm or contain them to their containment thread.
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Travel to the English?
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
I'm in the fucking house tonight.

>>9288297
Red lobster. Olive Garden is good but it's like comparing a great art student's art with the Mona lisa

>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
No.

>What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More of people actually cooking, shoutout to the drunk guy with the cat. Less of shitty memes.

>Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Yes but it's okay because Europeans eat blood and maggots.

>Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Not going to dignify that with a response.

>How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
1 is enough.

>Why do mods hate fun?
Because retards have fun a lot easier than normal people.

>Permaban all sip posters.
Yeah.

>Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
For somebody concerned about "memes" you sure are jamming a lot into this shitt and not funny post.

Huh. Lot's of fast food threads. Might be best to make a
STICKEY
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>>9288528
>b : one slice of bread covered with food
your text book is horribly wrong

>- Is the McChicken meme still funny?
No.
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
More threads about cooking and tea, less fast foods about fast food and chain restaurants. No sip threads, no shill threads, no "I'm reviewing fast food in a car" threads. /ck/ used to be about cooking more than food; that balance has reversed, and I don't like it.
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Not straight up, but yes, it's in a lot of food. Like, a lot.
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
No.
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
2 of the same focus, or 5 total.
>- Why do mods hate fun?
Because that's what makes them mods.
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yes.
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
It's one of the great mysteries of the universe.
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
DJ SCREW IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>9291764
It's from Websters dictionary

>>9288297
A sticky with recipes would be nice, and before the argument that this is a slow board comes up. EVERY fucking post bar none is a shitposy.

>>9290630
/pol/

>>9293038
Websters are morons then because a sandwich is always something enveloped in bread.

>>9293142
/pol/ is the cancer that ruins boards, ya moron. Fortunately there are enough anons on /ck/ to send them crawling back under their rock with a buttload of assblasting whenever they metastisize here.

>>9293130
How does one even communicate with mods to get a sticky put in place?

>>9288297
>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
it's okay in a milhouse-is-a-meme-is-not-a-meme kind of way
>- What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
more anons cooking and ck humor, less ip and burger threads
>- Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
It's in everythign and sold in bottles so yes.
>- Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Never tried either
>- How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
4. beer, wine, spirits. No nned for anything more.
>- Why do mods hate fun?
We don't post enough gay porn for them to take down so they get frustrated
>- Permaban all sip posters.
Yes please
>- Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Yes. Just merge every opinions together to create the ulitmate full english
>- Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
PR?

>>9293305
>>>/wsg/1820668

>>9293315
Oh, this shit.

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Bump

The al/ck/ threads have nothing to do with food or cooking and need to be purged.

>>9294839
It's a staple of board culture, where else would the poor bastards go?

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>>9295648
they could go to /b/, or kill themselves already. either one seems acceptable.

>Why do mods hate fun?
>Permaban all sip posters.

No, OP, why do YOU hate fun?

>>9288327
talk about hating fun..

>>9288297
"Sip posters" are blatant viral marketers. It's obviously their attempt to make a meme in the wake of the success that Wendy's interns had on twitter.

>>9295902
We sure are and i'll tell you a little secret too crybaby, viral marketing is allowed now. Maybe I just really love /sip/ and the delicious beverage that is the Monster energy drink.

>>9295902
I saw it as like an extension of that r9k thing where they act all smug about being NEETs.
Just a bunch of people being intentionally dumb and obnoxious.
I reckon there's a chance it was started by the company but I doubt they need to keep it going, they just needed a couple of dumb impressionable fucks to buy into the idea that that liking this product is a part of their identity and it perpetuates itself, spreading from moron to moron.
Just a bunch of gullible dudes really.

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>>9295902
>blatant viral marketers
OK so it should be easy to prove. Go ahead.

>>9296613
Posting from your phone so you dont get IP rangebanned doesn't help your case

>>9296644
Checkmate. He's using a smartphone. Only shills use smartphones. Eternally btfo.

>>9296644
They might be shills but at least they remain contained in a single thread. I've read some of their shill tactics and they're kind of cute and creative in a millennial marketing sort of way.

t. will never consume an energy drink be it /sip/ or any other.

>>9288297
I'm a /ck/ newfag just getting into cooking
>Is the McChicken meme still funny?
No it never was
> What threads would you like to see more of? Less of?
Less "for me" and "flyover" garbage less AutismOfTheWeek and FatassWorldTour
>Do Americans really eat corn syrup?
Fatfucks that drink a 2liter every day
>Best sit-down fine dining establishment: Olive Garden or Red Lobster?
Red Lobster > Olive Garden
>How many beer and alcohol threads is too many?
There should be one alck thread and one beer thread
>Why do mods hate fun?
Why do posters have to be immature fags who think retarded shit is funny
>Permaban all sip posters.
Yes it's cancer on every board
>Will we ever determine what actually constitutes a "full English" breakfast?
Beans are for fags
>Who is in the house tonight? (hint: PR)
Chef John from foooood wishes wiiiiith a little b of the c

>>9288297
I feel we need to talk more about Snack Zach

>>9289959
generals shouldn't be a thing at all anywhere on 4chan

>>9296814
I like you.

>>9296720
>I've read some of their shill tactics
What in the hell are you talking about. Sip threads are photos of energy drinks and people saying "S I P B O Y S" and ">tfw 2 for $4"

>>9297051
4chan users like to inflate their sense of self importance by convincing themselves businesses / governments deploy marketing / psyop agents here

>>9289923
best answers ITT

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>>9297159
Yeah. Don't tell /pol/.