I should learn to cook because....why?

>>9217866
Because you know better than eating crap like OP pic.

>>9217869
I'm a 32-year-old KHV with the worst eating habits in the world. The last thing I need is lectures from 18-year-olds in their freshman year of university telling me to eat "real" food. Maybe that's the culture around here now though.

try again nigger this shit fills me up for 8 bucks.

>>9217892
>an actual idiot doesn't want advise about how to live his life
Go back to r9k and complain about how the world screwed you over why don't you.

To answer your question in the OP though, because it tastes better, is cheaper, and will give you something to do in your insufferably boring life.

>>9217892
>last thing I need is lectures from 18-year-olds in their freshman year of university telling me to eat "real" food
I'm a 50 year old just pointing out there's no reason to eat the kind of trash you thought was delicious when you were six. Never getting beyond that is exactly why you're still a KHV. And fuck you on top of that. Your self-inflicted life of horror doesn't give you any kind of a pass on anything, You're a failure and your opinion doesn't count.

Because it is a better skill than trolling /ck/

>>9217981
>Never getting beyond that is exactly why you're still a KHV. And fuck you on top of that. Your self-inflicted life of horror doesn't give you any kind of a pass on anything, You're a failure and your opinion doesn't count.

Lol why would I care what a normalfag thinks? I haven't left my house in weeks and I don't plan to. I love my life of pizza pigging out actually, sorry that you're so butthurt that I have different choices than you.

>Never getting beyond that is exactly why you're still a KHV

lmao this is 4chan in 2017? Kill yourself you faggot, I don't even believe you're 50 you larping piece of shit. Maybe take your own advice and go outside instead of posting on a website where the average age is probably 24 at the highest .

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>>9217866
Oh boy it's this thread again

>>9217981
>Your self-inflicted life of horror doesn't give you any kind of a pass on anything, You're a failure and your opinion doesn't count.

And why are you, such a magnificent success, posting on 4chan at the age of 50?

>>9217981
This.

>>9217892
8 bucks is a lot and in 20 years you're not gonna have a good time

>>9218100
retired and doing what he wants without much fear of heart failure because he didnt kill himself on take away pizza?

lets see what your doing 50, something along the lines of a heartbeat monitor going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

>>9218050
The last one is barely even out of the catalog, what the fuck is it about little ceasar's that triggers to many replies

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Fucking lol, this fatass moron is from wizchan and actually made a thread there to try and get people to justify his retarded ass.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/147531.html

>>9217892
So .. because some of us are younger than you means our advices are useless ?

>>9217866
why wouldn't you just make your own pizza?

>>9218421
Not him, but yes.

>>9217866
so you don't fill your veins with 900mg/cm^3 of heart stopping cholesterol every day

>>9217866
Can you imagine me going to /o/ and asking why don't they just take public transport?
That's what you're doing.
Oh no wait, public transport might actually result in you walking off your fat ass.

Because eating processed junk and fast "food" is a crappy nutrient deprived diet.

>>9217866
I know I'm an unhealthy fatass but I love Little Caesar's, although it's rare for their deep dishes to not be 95% bread
I guess when you set your standards so low you can enjoy even the little things in life

>>9217892
>that cheese

hormone laden and cheap

>that pepperoni

dog food tier

>that pizza base

science experiment

can count on it being loaded with sodium, trans fat and non organic tomato sauce with may not have been washed properly in the first place. learn to make your own pizza at least. I'm not even a prude it's just not good for you desu.

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>>9218358

>I feel like everyone on 4chan is just a university-aged fit lifterbrah obsessed with health and trying to attract succubi with their bodies

>>9218358
Kek

>>9217981
Glorious Bastard

>>9217866
Otherwise you will only eat pizza until you die or are broke

Is this Little Caesar's demographic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSkKf4tjdM

>>9218358
Those niggas make /r9k/ seem sane in comparison.

>>9217892
>>9217918
>>9217981
>>9218011
You are all losers

>>9217892
Will you please be my bf (gay)?

What should I get at little caesars later?

>>9217981
#burn

>>9219076
OOO YES DADDY WRAP ME IN BACON, YOU'RE THE PORK SHOGUN DADDY SO PORK MY TIGHT TEENAGE ASSHOLE

>>9219039
There's nothing wrong with what I wrote, that sums up all of 4chan. Faggot. Failed normalfagg nigger. If you need proof just see >>9218521 and >>9218513.

>>9218421
Yes, because you wrote the reply with the idea that I was asking for the shit advice you found on misc or some other shithole. If I want advice, I'll go to a doctor. If I want to hear university meme degree students talk about what they learned in their freshman chemistry class, I'll ask.

>>9217866
Because sometimes adults need to do things, and you won't always be told why and have your hand held. Just do it, faggot.

>>9217866
you shouldnt
keep eating this all the time, drink heavily and smoke
dont exercise and dont socialize and die alone somewhere cold and dark where you wont smell or otherwise bother anyone
while youre at it fuck off back to >>>/r9k/
only "white people can't look lmao," mcchicken, and "____ is a meme food" threads are allowed here

>>9217866
Because Little Caesars is trash pizza.

>>9218421
Yeah

>>9218100
>posting on 4chan at the age of 50
It's a philosophical thing. I'm not a believer in social media, preferring my internet quasi-anonymous, because that's the internet I know and love. 4chan has been a bastion of that concept. So even though I find a lot of what goes down here disagreeable and distasteful here I am.
>>9219091
By some metrics. I've managed to get myself into a creative position that pays very well and requires little of my time. It took a while, but I did it. Si I have a lot of free time, and choose to spend a bunch of it here.

My point about being a KHV is that is a choice, and a shit one that Anon made. I get it. As a teen I realized I was not the best looking guy, had no game, found socializing a bit awkward and difficult and was prone toward becoming a fatty if I gave in to my baser instincts when it came time to eat. But I didn't like the look of where that path led. I didn't want to become Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons (even though that reference was a few years yet to come in pop culture I'd met guys like that). So I forced myself to eat right, exercise, socialize and interact with girls. And I ended up trim, with a wide circle of friends, many gfs along the way and finally with an attractive wife who is not just great company, but has been a lot of fun in the way I expected a wife to be. None of that would have happened if I'd given up on myself, which I see more and more people 20-30 years younger than me doing today. Someone has to say get your autistic ass out in the sun at least a couple times a week and crave out something that resembles a life for yourself. I'll be that guy. Force yourself to be active during your 20's and 30's, secure a social life and income stream, then you can live a more NEETish life at 50, when you naturally start to feel a bit less active. Otherwise you'll end up a complete mess in your 40's.

>>9218358
I thought this was a troll thread until seeing this.

Goddamn OP you are beyond pathetic. Learn to cook and maybe you will live past 40.

>>9219511
Retard comes on the cooking board and asks why bother to cook, while posting a pic of probably the worst pizza you can get from a national chain. It's a perfect example of Poe's Law - it looks so much like bait, but it turns out not to be. Goes to show you can't tell someone pretending to be retarded from an actual retard. And it looks like we've got an actual retard here.

>>9219481
>None of that would have happened if I'd given up on myself, which I see more and more people 20-30 years younger than me doing today. Someone has to say get your autistic ass out in the sun at least a couple times a week and crave out something that resembles a life for yourself. I'll be that guy. Force yourself to be active during your 20's and 30's, secure a social life and income stream, then you can live a more NEETish life at 50, when you naturally start to feel a bit less active. Otherwise you'll end up a complete mess in your 40's.
solid post, old anon
In fact, I'd add that the problem is not only giving up on yourself, but also acting like it's some kind of superior choice
NEET pride is the most retarded concept ever
how can a human being can ever feel proud about never achieving anything at all and just decaying slowly to diabetes or something like that?
it's extremely sad and I bet that beneath all that fictitious high ground these slobs would change all their wasted years for a single month of a regular functional happy life

>>9219539
NEET pride is fucking baffling. I have been friends with many for years, some through admittedly unfortunate circumstances but primarily a result of their own choices or inaction towards a decent life. But the audacity to be so smug as if productive members of society are retarded is insane.

>>9217866
One of these just opened up by me. I'm definitely going to get my bite bite, sip sip on, but probably only once because although I've never tried it before, I don't expect it to be good

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>>9217981
NEETs BTFO

You fail at real life
You fail at trolling the chans
Chad has taken your highschool crush and now he's taking your weeaboo website.

>>9217892
31 year old wizard here. I still take care of myself. Self care is important my fellow true robot. Cooking doesn't take much effort once you get the hang of it and the food choices are much better

>>9219481
36 oldfag here.
I like you older anon. You're sound.

>>9219587
Are you legitimately retarded or just "pretending"

>>9219539
>NEET pride is the most retarded concept ever
>>9219566
>NEET pride is fucking baffling
Like so many things in internet culture it seems to have started out as a joke - then that joke attracted people who took the joke seriously. moot noticed that playing out over and over here, and it scared him. He thought it was funny that people came here to pretend to be monsters online until that attracted actual monsters. It used to be funny to make a thread on /b/ 404 with a cp or gore shitstorm. But that quickly attracted edgelords and pedos. Same way it was funny to make /b/tard's heads explode with mlp reaction images until the place was crawling with bronies. alt.right shit was kind of funny at first, too, until the actual alt.right became a dominant voice.

NEET pride is in that category. Foul bachelor frog started out as a joke, then became an aspiration for some. Even so it seems a bit of a stretch for one of those types to expect validation on /ck/. Most of us actually go buy groceries and cook them, albeit with varying degrees of success. Still, that's not very NEETy.

>>9217866
i'm ordering 3, right now, OP

i'm going to share them with my co-workers. thanks again.

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>>9217866
>>9217892
>comes to the cooking board
>shits on cooking
> lets everyone know he's a Little Shitters Tubbytron wizard with fat acceptance

mfw

>>9219615
yeah, but beyond that
there must be a point in your life of hiding stale cum bottles under your bed where you start to consider that not killing yourself years ago was a horrible mistake
I don't buy the idea of someone actually enjoying that shit for a second

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>>9219481
>My point about being a KHV is that is a choice

>>9219653
I think very few actually store cum bottles. A lot of that stuff is just memes and while >>9219615 is correct to some point of people taking the joke seriously, the vast majority are just taking the mickey.

>>9219746
How is that not a choice

>>9217866
Save money. The ability to save money.

>>9219653
Because you've cut off everything you loved as a kid to fit in modern society. You're so afraid of what people think of you that you can't enjoy sugar, video games, anime, cheesy fried foods, etc.

>>9219536
Although I do prefer homemade pizza, what do you consider a good or alright chain pizza? I'd say Papa Johns but thats because I havent tried other places.

>>9219653
The ones I have known did not own cum bottles, but I recall one guy in particular being so paranoid the feds had tracked his download / torrent history that he took a hammer and smashed his computer. Then his mom bought him a new one.

This guy has also claimed to have originated many copypastas in real life, particularly the one where the anon is bitten by a child in a supermarket and tells the mother he has AIDS.

>>9219622
Do not reply to shitpost threads

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>>9220092
>You're so afraid of what people think of you that you can't enjoy sugar, video games, anime, cheesy fried foods, etc.
>Implying I don't enjoy those things while balancing a healthy normal life, having a gf and a well paid job
nice projecting there, champ
it's almost as if I would be some kind of shut in who can't handle social life because of a disruptive contrarian fear of normality

>>9220092
When i was a kid i at no point enjoyed storing my racid cum in bottles. I did weird shit like try to build a vibrator or fuck two sponges, but the thought of storing semen never even crosser my mind.

>>9220344
If you understand that this shit feels good then you understand that's really all you really need to be happy, perceptions be damned. Can you imagine losing your girlfriend and job? You'd kill yourself, wouldn't you?

>>9220386
But a girlfriend and money also feels good.

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>>9220386
>losing a gf or a job is a life ending situation
dude stop

>>9220374
I'm not defending it. I'm saying that's a pretty trivial thing to be upset over. There's a lot to enjoy in life even as a shut-in.

>>9220388
So does being king of the world. My argument it's possible to be perfectly happy as a NEET.

>>9217866
you don't even need to learn to cook. you can still eat out. fucking chipotle is healthier than what most people cook at home. and that shit gives you food poisoning.

but at the same time, ingredient wise, and option wise, chipotle is leap years ahead of little caesars. little caesars is worse than a frozen dinner from the grocery store.

just eat smart. drop the weight and you don't need to workout. just take a shower and clean yourself up and stop being a degenerate.

>>9218358
>Wizchan
What the actual fuck

>>9220142
I've never had chain pizza I thought was good. The ingredients they use are just too cheap for the result to be good. That's why they have so many gimmicky offerings. Put cheese or flavoring in the crust - it hides how bad the crust is. Offer increasingly bizarre arrays of toppings - that covers up the mediocre sauce and poor quality low moisture mozzarella. Not a fan of poor quality food that tries to compensate by piling more poor quality shit on it.

When I'm in the mood for pizza I bite the bullet and go to a wood oven place where I pay more than I'd really like to for a pizza made with good quality ingredients (including fresh mozzarella) and a glass of wine.

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>>9220499
Just a site for the most fucked up losers in /r9k/ to isolate themselves from "normies" and refuse any possibility of self-improvement by stewing in their hatred, own smug sense of superiority and self-importance until their corpses are found one day by their neighbours.

Basically people so-far gone in their autism than the mere presence of well-adjusted individuals on their secret internet club sends them into a rage.

>>9220540
ghouls are real dude.

>>9220540
Makes perfect sense. Losers always seek consolation by telling themselves they're better than everybody else. Of course they have echo chambers for that now.

>>9220540
>and refuse any possibility of self-improvement

We don't want to "self-improve" fag. That's exactly what wizchan is for. If I wanted to "improve" I'd go to misc and start lifting with the brahs.

>Basically people so-far gone in their autism than the mere presence of well-adjusted individuals on their secret internet club sends them into a rage.

You can be well-adjusted and not want social interaction. I don't know where you came from, facebook?

>>9220580
It subliminally pisses you off that you can't go to wizchan and start telling everyone to lift brah and get those wimmen n sheeit. Because you'd be banned. I can tell you're seething, so you have to lash out on others. I understand your pain.

>>9220540
>Just a site for the most fucked up losers in /r9k/ to isolate themselves from "normies" and refuse any possibility of self-improvement by stewing in their hatred, own smug sense of superiority and self-importance until their corpses are found one day by their neighbours.
>Basically people so-far gone in their autism than the mere presence of well-adjusted individuals on their secret internet club sends them into a rage.

I read all this before I hovered the link, and I was sure you and he were discussing /ck/.

>>9220580
>>9220540
You're the faggots posting on 4chan and acting like you're better than everyone else. Calling others losers? Are you teenagers? fucking hell, you have to be if you're that insecure about your (pathetic) life.

>>9220612
>It subliminally pisses you off that you can't go to wizchan
I was just there reading your thread. Seems like your peers aren't exactly supporting you, either on this one. And I really don't give a fuck what you do. I see you as a case of "there but for the grace of god go I." But that isn't really true. I was never as far gone into mental illness as you, though I am probably nearly as lazy. And that's your real issue I think. Earning money, building a career, a social life and a sex life all require work - in some cases more than others. You've convinced yourself these things are valueless to justify your laziness. And you've extended it to your diet, with the justification that you'd rather live a short life eating what you want than a long one where you have to put in a little work to maintain your health. But that's not how it works. You still may have a long life because of your genetics. If you do a good chunk of it will be in a disabled state due to obesity, stroke, heart disease, 'beetus, back problems and/or whatever other health problems you develop in your 40's as a result of your lifestyle. You're a mere 8 years away from finding that out. Alone in your room. Have fun with that.
>>9220666
>You're the faggots posting on 4chan
Given
>Are you teenagers?
As I said earlier, I'm 50. And we all have our reasons for being here. But when I see someone taking pride in their bad decisions I'm gonna call them out on it. Especially when they're asking for it by coming to a board about cooking, talking shit about cooking, then for no good reason reveal their wizard powerlevel. Really, that's just begging for it.

>>9220540
Don't associate us with the asshat OP. Many wizards, myself included, are constantly trying to improve on something, just not socially.

>>9220714
Stay mad fagtron :)

>>9220927
Not at all mad. Just taking what I figured was bait, only to have it turn tragicomic.

>>9220882
lol @ trying to gain approval from this mental midget. he already called you a loser as well as anyone else who frequents wizchan, and you're coming here trying to explain yourself and backpeddle? way to throw other wizzies under the bus, you really are a loser you absolute faggot.

>>9220935
I'll definitely throw YOU under the bus, because you are a loser. Btw, I'm not even a virgin, I just use wizchan because I don't really like people anymore.

>>9220935
>literally come looking for approval to a cooking related board and try to do so by engaging in the most basic form of shitposting baitery available
>highlight your special snowflake status of being the biggest loser on earth (also known as "wizard") at any given chance during your discourse
>"lol @ trying to gain approval from this mental midget"
nigga you've been backpedaling and trying to gain approval from people who wouldn't even enjoy breathing in the same room as you from the very beginning
not even your robot friends at pillowfuckfestchan support you and you can only play the "umad" card while autistically screeching about your supposed superiority
you either have legit profound mental issues or just way too far down the shitposting life to care, but please understand that you're not making any sense and just making a fool of yourself
I couldn't give less of a fuck about your absolute failure of existence, I'm just enjoying the shitshow of your autismo like someone attending a turn of the century freakshow

>>9220962
>I-I will post with lowercase letters and line break after every thought to prove I don't care
>I definitely didn't write an entire paragraph of butthurt

>>9220951
>I use wizchan but i'm not a loser guys really! see i put peepee in vagoogoo!

>>9220962
>I'm just enjoying the shitshow of your autismo like someone attending a turn of the century freakshow
Well said, Anon.

>>9220092
Except I enjoy all of those things and have a great career and keep myself physcially fit.

It's all about moderation and self-confidence.

>>9220386
No, I'll move on. Try again with another girlfriend, get another job. Like I have before.

>>9217866
because you could have better food for less than you'd be charged in a restaurant. A steak is like half to a third the price, and ez

>>9220984
>get called out on your complete hipocrisy and lack of self awareness
>l-lol butthurt!
for a wizard so above normalfags, you sure engage in some solid damage control

>>9221035
mind pointing out the hypocrisy? just curious, I haven't contradicted myself in this thread.

If he's trolling and if he's not trolling, it is equally pathetic.

Amazing. Kill yourself, my man. Even a hooker would turn you down.

Every post in this thread hereafter should juat read "Kill yourself." I'll start.

Kill yourself.

>>9218358
I'm somewhat new to this site. Started lurking in 2011. Was making fun of virgins ever not a thing on here?

>>9217892
Fat angry millennial fucking pansy.

>>9221594
No. The virgins took over /r9k/ after 2008 and they like to pretend they own the site now, but old 4chan was about becoming totally Anonymous including many so-called "normies" working jobs as varied as law enforcement or video game design. Hell, the vidya Portal concept was basically stolen from 2007 /b/ memes.

t. 2006 oldfag
We have always mocked everyone

>>9221636
That's been my experience of it too. Apart from anonymity the other trait of 4chan has been getting very deep into hobbies. That in my opinion is something that translates well into a career even if it has nothing to do with the hobby.

>>9221594
Wizard jokes have been around since before then. I got here in 2008, and the term "permavirgin" was used as a slur. But remember while 4Chan started out as a bunch of weebs trading porn - the oddballs and misfits all ganging together - by 2005 or so it had gained a reputation for being where the cool, bad kids hung out. We joked in a self-effacing way about being internet superheroes, but between 2005 and somewhere between 2008-10 we kind of were. What those on the wizard track saw as an influx of Chard and brehs was really just every edgy junior high and high school kid finding the place around 2008 when google searches for it stopped resolving to thechillingeffects.org.

>>9218539
>hormone laden
who cares
rest is on point though

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>>9217866
>Cook delicious food every day while cutting weight
>Have a craving for specifically this LC Deep Dish garbage
God fucking dammit I need to cave in one of these days

>>9221666
>I got here in 2008
Oops, meant to type 2005. 2008 was when this place pretty much became a part of pop culture.

>>9221594
Making fun of everyone and everything is the point

>>9221670
>who cares
Kill yourself

>>9221636
The virgins didn't take over. This site has always been for nerdy outcasts and teens. Virgin culture has just grown more over the years. You don't know shit.

>>9221697
sounds like someone's upset
maybe you should try adding a few more hormones in, might take the edge off

Lol, come to the wizchan thread if you aren't here already. This site is something else. I'd like to have some fun there.

>>9217866
cooking a meal and eating it is one of the most satisfying things in life

>>9221699
Adding to this, we still made fun of virgins. We make fun of everyone. To act like old 4chan was normie central is insane revisionism.

>>9217892
8 dollars to be spending a day, that's way to much on food. 8 dollars can last about a week

I agree with like a third of what these wizards are saying, although OP is a subhuman mongoloid. 4chan has been taken over by teenagers posting stale memes literally stolen from reddit, facebook and twitter. Crossposting bad memes seeing which board will roll with it. If you see it on /pol/, it'll be on /v/, /tv/, /ck/, pretty much every popular board. They are shitting into their hands and flinging it around and laughing at the mess they made.

These wizards take the normie hate too far though and come off as nothing but bitter.

>>9221743
>4chan has been taken over by teenagers posting stale memes literally stolen from reddit, facebook and twitter.
4chan was founded by a teenager. But yeah, it's been kinda mainstream since 2008-9. Realize that means it's been mainstream for nearly a decade...

>>9221759
Yeah, I know it was always based around teens, but it's different now. It's the type of teens who feel the need to call everything CRINGE and SHIT to make themselves seem more adult.

>>9221699
But that's not what I said.
I said "normies" - aka successful people with jobs and social lives - were always an integral part of the 4chan userbase. Maybe not the majority, but we have always been here.

At some point after 2008, being a permavirgin got conflated with being an oldfag, but in reality both things have nothing to do with each other,

>>9221743
If anything, the 4chan userbase has gotten older on average. Most people posting back in 2007 were in their 20s or their late teens. Almost no users were over 30, though you could find them every now and then. Now I would say there is a sizeable number of users over 30.

>>9221768
>It's the type of teens who feel the need to call everything CRINGE and SHIT to make themselves seem more adult.
That's not true at all. Seems like you're just talking trash because someone hurt your feelings here.

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>>9217892

This guy is acting like getting shit for eating junk food wasn't how classic /ck/ was. Posting junk and fast food threads ironically is the relatively (2012) new trend, not the other way around. Dumbass.

He thinks he proved we are all fitbro chads. This is hilarious. I am a huge fat loser, almost neet and even I managed to have sex twice and can cook.

When fucking 4chan is too mainstream and normie for you, even modern 4chan, you know something is horribly wrong. Taking pride in your horrible life. I have a similar life but at least I know it's bad.

>>9218100
>t faggot

>>9217866
I used to love eating all this shity fast food and sugary sodas it was cheap it was delicious and easily available. It's also the reason I have crippling type 2 diabetes which is going to take 20 years off my life. Oh well here's to the American diet hard arteries week heart and blood sugar so out of control your piss turns into Malta India. CHEERS!

>>9221810
It's fuckig hilarious material though. Someone should greenlight a reality TV show on these shitheads.

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>>9221810
>newfag makes shit up to try to trick newerfags into thinking he's an oldfag

>>9221810
I'm reading through his posts. He seems to think anyone who isn't exactly like him and doesn't like the exact same things is a "norman faggot". Talking shit about conspiracy theorists like that wasn't always 4chan culture. He's also mad that he didn't get people to feel sorry for him because of his virgin status. Holy fuck.

>>9221836
Hey, some of them are fine. I have no problem with permavirgins or people who hate what 4chan has become if they are decent people. OP however is mentally ill.

>>9221768
Teen culture changes very quickly, because what you think is cool can't be the lame your lame older brother was into at your age. Now think about how many times that tight window of what - four or five years - has turned over here since 2003. That's the minimum of times the culture here has changed.

>>9219615
Very good advice

>>9221843
Yeah, a lot of people ITT are doing that. I'm not though. If you posted about fast food pizza you always had people shit on you for it.

>>9221851
No shit. It's still terrible and kids get satisfaction from smearing shit on the walls.

>>9221849
OP comes from Wizchan, which is just a huge circle jerk for his brand of NEET delusions. It's an interesting look into how the human mind adapts to shitty lifestyles in an effort to scramble together some form of happiness.

>>9221879
Yes, I know. That's what I'm reading.

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Seriously though somebody needs to come up with some kind of Anarchist Cookbook.. of actual food.. a subversive collection of recipes meant to flip a huge middle finger to the corporate structure that purposefully keeps food more expensive in supermarkets than eating at restaurants. And purposefully makes healthy food virtually inaccessible. Put together a collection of easy to make food and where to get ingredients that aren't made by a company that's trying to shorten your life by injecting their food with tons of sodium and unnecessary carbohydrates. I'm putting it out there 4chan make it happen.. I'll even get you all started with the most basic of advice I can give.. the first thing you need to do is invest in a chest freezer and a vacuum sealer. Chicken and vegetables are your friends there are thousands of ways to put these two together to make all kinds of great food that will keep you alive and not drive you to an early grave. There basic s*** easy to remember but chicken and vegetables alone isn't going to cut it for most of you so elaborate give us more to work with internet we're all counting on you ..us.. whatever..

>>9221909
eat ur own cum for free protei

>>9221862
As an old creative who still works in pop culture I just keep tabs on where it is and seems to be going. Because sometimes that knowledge is relevant to what I do.

>>9221919
For that to become a sustainable practice you would have to ejaculate at Ron Jeremy levels.. so yeah not for everyone
. But good try though anon.. good try

>>9221909
That would be any good vegan cookbook, and advocating for that won't win you too many friends here.

holy shit they even hate incels over there

fucking gold

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Oh s*** anon looks like somebody already beat you to the punch.. in more ways than one I might say

>>9221952
was that book made before 1997? because ive been getting free protein since then

>>9221956
Serious question though.. do diabetics have sweeter tasting semen? I drink a lot of diet soda so I'm not sure if the saccharine filters into my come or not.. which also makes me worry about aftertaste. Oh God you see the rabbit hole you people are driving me into God damn you 4chan

>>9221981
one sec let me ask my bf

>>9217892
>complete and utter fucking failure
>can't cook
ever think there's a connection here?

lots of neets learn to cook because it's a fun activity you can do yourself and it saves you the shame and social contact of having to get fast food every single day.

>>9221989
Yeah, laziness.

>>9221981
All my gfs like men that eat lots of pineapple. Serious answer, anon. Pineapple, and plenty of it.

>>9218452
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>>9219427
I would not surprised if you guys tell me that you are poor, alone and alcoholic

1. Because preparing your own food is cheaper than going out to eat unless you work 60-70 hours a week and cannot afford to spend any time on day to day activities such as preparing dinner.
2. Because in any emergency situation where you are unable to rely on restaurants to be able to function (say, a 9.0 Earthquake completely levels your entire state), you will have to be able to secure meals for yourself, and not knowing how to prepare anything will likely get you killed very fast.
3. Because you don't actually have to learn anything. If you are a fully grown adult and do not have the ability to use a stovetop -- even for things as simple as scrambled eggs and bacon -- you likely have some sort of a mental handicap.