al/ck/

>How are you holding up, al/ck/emists?
about to drink a beer with some tomato soup and hope the combination doesn't make me puke, got a 4loko for later when I wanna escape reality
>How is hospitalbro's colour doing?
bad
>Did beachbro make it home after all those pints and valiums?
I doubt it, probably got arrested
>Is smirnoffbro alive?
I think you know the answer to that one

>>9177117
I just want you guys to know you've probably swayed many anons from the path of alcoholism just with how depressing your threads are

>>9177138
Yeah, thanks a lot you wastes of space

This might help me more than you

What is it you are trying to run away from by drinking ofren?

>>9177138
Yea, that is what has been happening to me reading these

I didn't know /ck/ had such an interesting back story to the community, I have to be honest I have been sober for 2.5 months now and I think I'll continue

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>>9177145
I used to drink to be able to be around other people since that's what you're supposed to do. Then I gave in to my tendency to reclusivity and kept drinking out of habit, because it was enjoyable and to stave off bad moods/feelings of impending doom.

So basically to cope with the negative parts of my own life and to pretend to be a normie on the one side and coping with the general state of things on the other. To feel like, things in general, are alright.

Then I got into the standard downward spiral of tolerance and dose increase and drinking against hangovers and finally physical dependence and getting withdrawal in the mornings, which got worse and worse and ultimately scared me straight a few weeks ago.

>>9177117
Good, 5 weeks sober

Can everyone sober just fuck off?

>>9177172
Why?

i was an everyday drinker whether at home by myself drinking myself to sleep and feeling like dogshit at work all the next day, or making an ass of myself at parties. spent about 10 weeks in the hospital for something unrelated. lost about 15-20 pounds, havent had a drink in about 2 weeks. i feel great, but i still wanna have a beer. i know if i start im gunna wanna drink until im comatose. eh, them feels man. maybe ill learn to keep it under control. keep on keepin on bros.

>>9177182
Do you go to church to meet FORMER christians, and atheists? No? Fuck off, these threads are for drunks

>>9177188
dont know how to edit posts, 10 days in hospital not weeks

>>9177193
kys

Broke 6 months of sobriety last night and still drinking today. Feels terrible man

>>9177193
Enjoy your honeymoon phase, kid.

>>9177205
Pour it away man

>>9177205
What made you do it?

3 MONTHS SOBER
how should i celebrate?

>>9177218
by cracking open a nice delicious beer. mmmmm

>>9177211
Just got bored of sobriety I guess. The first few months sober are easy, there's that glow going on and everything seems to be on the upswing and it's great. But after all the initial excitement settles down life goes right back to being the same way it was when you started drinking

>>9177225
thanks for all the support

>>9177228
I'm almost a month in and starting to feel that happening desu.

I was thinking of maybe getting some weed to have an alternative to the sober state that doesn't involve booze.

>>9177235
That's a good idea. I don't live in a state with legalized weed unfortunately, because when I have access to it I rarely drink at all. It's pretty fucked when you think about it that weed is largely illegal and booze is so accepted

>>9177218
Good food, or some sort of gift to yourself. A nice knife, a meme coffee maker, a thicc expensive rare hardcover, vidya, whatever makes you happy but would normally feel decadent for you to get yourself.

And think of it as buying it with the money you have saved by not boozing.

>>9177138
I lurk these threads to scare myself away from the bottle.

>>9177145
Trying to forget I'm an alcoholic, and avoiding withdrawals. Not sure how it started.

>>9177172
Can people who tell other people to fuck off fuck off?
>>9177193
Go to a bar. Or a drinker thread on >>>/r9k/.

>>9177188
>maybe ill learn to keep it under control
Or maybe you'll learn moderation isn't for you. I hope you're right.

>>9177218
With tap water!!!11

I haven't done one thing to better myself this whole weekend. Instead, I've been in a drunken stupor and jacking off since Thursday ànd lost 100 bucks. Life is strange

>>9177168
Yeah, this is the classic progression right here.

>>9177218
A few bottles of champagne

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>>9177196
>editing posts

>>9177228
The longest I've ever been continually sober in the past 9 years is one month. I've went back at the one month mark three times.

>>9177239
Booze should be accepted because not everyone is an alcoholic, and I say this as an alcoholic. It's just a matter of time for weed really, I don't like weed but I think they should just cut it loose already and let people have it.

>>9177361
I get that, but for alcoholics it's so insanely destructive. It's the same with opiates, everyone who takes them isn't an opiate addict, but when it gets bad, it gets really bad. With weed there's really nothing destructive about it. Laziness maybe, but not a lot of negatives

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just bought this on amazon

>>9177361
>>9177375
Booze can't be prohibited, as history shows. It's too easy to make. Just leaving out wet carbs will do it.

Even distillation is extremely simple.

>>9177271
>>>/r9k/38413020
everyone who wants to avoid normies and non drinkers get in here

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>Drank for the first time in 2 weeks last night
>Ended up going home with a blonde bombshell

Thank you based alcohol gods

You guys ever wonder if people can tell your drunk/been drinking?


I don't drink and drive so a lot of the times I go places I have my brother or my dad come get me if there is a family event or something.

I know my parents and family know I've been drinking, But I wonder about waitresses/people I interact with around town.

I drink vodka neat so I'm not sure if people can smell it on me

>>9177505
/r9k/ booze threads are way more normie than these ones.

>>9177541
booze breath is mostly the alcohol coming out of your lungs, so that goes for vodka as well. get your blood alcohol high enough and you start exhaling the fumes.

>>9177235
not a bad idea, some addiction doctors recommend it as an alternative to drinking

>second night in a row drinking an entire fifth of vodka in two ish hours
>woke up after blacking out on the floor
This is new.

>another day of wishing I had the balls to kill myself

>>9177773
You and me both buddy

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Anyone tried this?

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>>9177541
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-tips-drinking-responsibly-while-at-work/

I know, it's cracked, but there is some legit advice for hiding booze on your breath in that article. Also you can get color contacts to hide your pupil dilation.

FUCK CAR BREATHALYZERSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9177235
desu I thought I might have a problem with drinking but I started smoking weed around the same time and I barely drink now, and almost never get drunk. I've been actually drunk once since last november. I've been tipsy off a cocktail a few times since then though.

>>9177867

nigger poison

I've been drinking almost every day for the past 6 months. How fucked is my liver from this?

>second day sober
>no alcohol sale on sundays
>one more work day
>then free bird for 4 days

im gonna fuck up so much

>>9177561
Interesting. Do you happen to have a source?

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>>9177336
The Reddit mascot looks so fucking cool.

>>9178093
not him but I can assure you (from a purely personal and empirical standpoint) that's it's much better for your health and mental state to smoke weed rather than drink alcohol
I dont think I'm an actual alcoholic even though I've been growing into one lately but the day after is not nearly as shitty with weed. The high/buzz can be unpleasant for some people but apart from the lack of motivation and the higher risk of wanting to do more and at any time of the day weed is better than alcohol in every regard. No puking, no tarry sharts, less depressing thoughts, no liver failure, less headaches, less muscle sores... I wish I had a reliable dealer where I live because I can handle myself and my negative thoughts so much better when I'm high all day erry day off of light joints instead of having to down a tall bottle of hard liquor a day to stand myself. I'm drunk and rambling but whatever, even if it's still an addictive drug with its downsides, I think weed is way more manageable than alcohol and has more benefits

I just bought the cheapest bottle of mead from bevmo, what should I expect?

>GP appointment in 10 hours
>Just ran out of booze
fuck

>>9177905
>Can I have one of your booze-smelling-fruit gum?
Buy durian sweets, that could work to mask booze. Co-workers will hate you.

>>9177999
Ask a doctor, he'll prescribe you blood analysis.
Liver damage isn't even the worst you should fear.

>>9178093
>inb4 Dr. Dre
I'm curious too.
Although, it's not surprising some doctor had some sense, looked at the damages of pot and alcohol, was familiar with the concept of changing an addiction for another (it often happens involuntary), and thought it wasn't such a stupid idea.

>>9178156
>it's much better
It's less bad. Not exactly the same meaning.

>>9178156
> it's much better for your health and mental state
>and mental state
No.
Every time I smoke weed I go into full-blown panic mode.

>>9178161
Sweet tasting liquor.

Real mead isn't sweet and it isn't really popular

>>9178212
How do you even get it then? Brew it yourself?

>>9178197
>Liver damage isn't even the worst you should fear.
What is the worst I should fear?

>>9178216
You can still buy it, but it's not the "cheapest" you can find.

Never tried to brew it myself. I've only done beer. I have the impression that it's hard for some reason to make mead, but it can't be that hard considering how old it is.

>>9178205
Then smoke less until you build up your tolerance, dumbass.

>>9178220
Not that guy but the withdrawal

>>9178229
>This drug is SOOOO much better in EVERY way! It has NO downside!
>What about this one
>YOU JUST HAVE TO DO A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF IT YOU STUPID FUCKASS WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE HUH ITS SO GOOD
Stoner logic.

>>9178205
I'm not a dudeweed guy, but I know there are different strains.
Some get you "hyper and creative" and others get you chilled and couchlocked.

Sativa, I think is the on you want for the chill

>>9178236
Your marijuana deficiency is what's causing you to fail to see the logic. Need to blazz for it to make sense

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>>9177117
>How is hospitalbro's colour doing?
About the Sam, 33.6 bilirubin.

But 30 days clean. I walk 160 feet feet on th walker, 500 on the wheel chair and did a full round at the recovery gym

>>9178205
Yeah I know it's not for everyone but for me the marijuana-induced anxiety is much more bearable than the alcohol-induced depression

>>9178205
You're sensible to THC. Try a high CBD strain, or pure CBD (doesn't get you high and legal almost worldwide.)

>>9178220
Pancreatitis is excruciatingly painful. Liver failure too, but it has the decency of being lethal in less than a month.
>>9178235 includes :
Permanent brain damage, PTSD inducing nightmares, death.
And once that's over, welcome PAWS and anhedonia.

>>9178229
Don't listen to that troll.

>>9178205
Regardless of what other people tell you, weed effects everyone differently. Generally the less of a normalfag you are the worse your experience with it is going to be, even in moderation.

>>9178276
How much were you drinking before your liver gave out?

>>9178300
>Generally the less of a normalfag you are the worse your experience with it is going to be
That is weirdly true

>>9178276
Sorry for the shitty spelling. I just woke up from a nap.

How's everyone else today?

>>9178328
About a 5th/th day for 10 years

>>9178402
Damn, glad you got in before it got worse, after 6 months of sobriety I think you are eligible for transplant

>>9178407
My hepatatologistd agree if I stay I won't need a liver transplant. Kidney though... that is an outside possibility

>>9178394
>How's everyone else today?
Unfortunately sober

>>9178466
I'm pushing off the shore right now, me
Last sober post of the night.

>>9178466
tfw sober as well

What a boring feel.

>>9177172
Please please please have a nice, slow, long, gulp of brown or clear liquor until the infinite blackness sweeps over you forever.

>>9177172
I'm sober as fuck, and I'm posting and you can't stop me

>crave a drink
>walk to shop
>walk past my gym
>work out instead

feels good desu

Do we have any news of Anon who went to swim in the ocean in the hope of drowning?

Been keeping drinking under control for several years. 2 DUIs and destructive behavior in my 20s got me to switch to solely beer about 4 years ago. Can go about 3 days without drinking or smoking cigs before I crave it and reward myself.

On the upside I am very routine oriented so I don't allow myself to drink unless or go lift weights and stair master a bit. Getting big! However, that means on days that I work out I basically have to drink afterwards or it will feel pointless.

>>9178511
I know that feeling, but on a proactive front.
I can't work out with a hangover, so I often stop myself from drinking so I can work out tomorrow.

Deciding to go to the gym a year and a half ago was the best decision I ever made.

>>9178559
Try reading.
My urge to drink peaks hard around early evening.
I get past it by promising I'll go to bed early and read for a few hours.

It helps

>>9178528
I don't think so.

>>9178561
>Drink
>get all this motivation to start doing all kinds of shit
>become sober
>no motivation anymore to do anything

>>9178561
I joined several months ago and have only gone a handful of times since then, the last time before today being 4 months ago lol. I'm weak as fuck and skinnyfat with crippling autism/social anxiety so I only go when its empty (24hr gym) and if someone turns up I pack up my stuff and go home

>>9178570
Feel the exact same way.
In fact, I was drunk when I first committed

I was at a friend's brunch (he decided to randomly have a big brunch thing and invited all his friends).
Since we're all degenerates, we naturally brought booze to brunch.
He was saying he wanted to join a gym. My other friend said, yeah, he'd go.
I've always wanted to, so I decided to speak up and say I'd go as well.

Once I had other people to go with, it suddenly became easy to find the motivation. A combination between not wanting to disappoint them and a bit of competitiveness about not wanting to see them get better than me.

On a side note, gym buddies are about as strong a type of friendship you can have. Feels good

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Open your eyes.
Take a deep breath and return to life.

>>9178585
I felt a lot the same way when I started going.
Like, if anyone else saw me working out they'd think
>What the fuck is this loser doing here? He's not even doing it right. Weak bitch.

Going with friends the first few time made it easy to go alone. But I think I always could have.
It's about turning that feeling of inadequacy and not-belonging into thrust on your squats.

>>9178598
I just drink some energy drink, it has 0 sugar, it also has B vitamins
Usually drink a bottle of that before opening the booze

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Tis the life lads. 1st of 4 then finishing with a pint of titos.

>>9178612
I have no idea what this, or what a Titos is

>>9178605
Yea that sounds good, I don't have any friends tho

>>9178618
Looks like a 16oz double pale ale
Titos is good qualtiy vodka

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Wake up and fight.
Fight for the Love and the burning light.

>>9178624
Correct

>>9178627
They let you drink at work?

>>9178605
I'm pretty sure anyone hitting the gym would think of you something along the lines of "hey, someone is hitting the gym. Good for him." and consider the losers to be the ones on their couch.
Unless it's filled with /r9k/ robots who hate every human they see, but I don't picture them in a public place to begin with.

>>9178647
>I'm pretty sure anyone hitting the gym would think of you something along the lines of "hey, someone is hitting the gym. Good for him." and consider the losers to be the ones on their couch.
Yeah. Exactly.
That's the truth of it.
Real friendly guys at the gym most often than not.

It's just that you often feel like you're being judged and that you are inadequate.
Like the attitude you'd expect in a video game.

>>9178647
What is /r9k/ for? To talk about robots?

>>9178638
"let"

>>9177918
I had one for 5 years. Just got it taken off. Don't plan on drinking and driving ever again but it's the mornings after getting time-travel drunk that worry me when 5 hours of sleep isn't enough to sober me up.

>>9178664
>>9178638
Exactly, as long as I work hard they don't check

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Talking in my sleep.
Cursing through my teeth.
Sweating in the heat.

These trendy gnomes may be the death of me.

>>9178742
Hey, it had been a long time you talked about your gnomes.
What's up?

>>9178742
I too hate manlet hipsters

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>>9178782
I post every thread, I just hide my gnomes.
I'm the dude drinkin at work with the pitcher of lager.

Also they are back and they are watching

Man I need to stop watching these existential fucking nihilist shows.
I think they're hurting my wellbeing

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>>9178802
Line your brain with eyes.
Nihilism is for quitters, the real test of man is making a sense of purpose out of this meaningless life.

Find meaning and seek truth.
That is your journey.
Do not let the gnomes defeat you.

What's the most feminine cocktail?

>>9178826
Appletini

>>9178820
Both the shows' point is that the universe is a pointless place but the only way you can make sense of it all is to love the people you are around.

But man I ain't got to nobody.
I'm trying to carve some part of life out into meaning for myself, but it's hard as shit. Tomorrow I might get a phonecall that'll change my life. I hope I get it.

Anyways, your rhymes are almost good.
Rhyming "seek truth" with "defeat you" is very good.
The rest needs work.

>>9178845
What? I wasn't trying to song or poetry, just spouting stuff off.
Work is slow and I'm bored.

>>9178820
Don't get gnomed man

>>9178742
>>9178800
>>9178820
>>9178856

I gnome how you guys feel!!!

>>9178826
cum

>>9178855
You're getting a little poetic on your own then.
Your two "stanzas" both end in slant rhymes.
Eyes and life.
"Seek truth" and "defeat you"

Want do break out in song do ye?

what is this gnome meme its clearly a frog

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>>9178878
You dont understand how it feels.
It is a hand of god that im too tempted to bribe. It is pain to be watched, even on borrowed time.

>>9178872
I must be artsy accidently today. I blame the lukewarm yuengling pitcher.

>>9178900
I've always wanted to try a Yuengling
On account of all the praise I hear about it from Americans who say that it's the best mass produced "domestic" beer.

I went to a BierMarkt the other month, which claimed to have all kinds of international beer.
No Yuengling
Bud though. God bless America

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>tfw 20 days sober

>>9178914
Yuengling is definitely the best mass produced beer,and the most American.
The brewery has been open since the 1700's and is as old as America itself.

>>9178926
Why's it got a chink name though?

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Help me.

>>9178934
Not sure, must be a name of the founders.
Pronounced Ying-Ling

>>9178935
To eat a banana properly, you turn it upside down and open the black part with a thumbnail
Opens easier than ripping the top

>>9178926
>German brewer David Gottlieb Jüngling (1808–1877) immigrated to the United States in 1828 from Aldingen, a suburb of Stuttgart, in the Kingdom of Württemberg. He anglicized his surname from Jüngling to Yuengling and began the "Eagle Brewery" on Center Street in Pottsville in 1829.[9]

Krauts's attempt at anglicisation turned out Chinese.

So... Let's talk hallucinations.
I, uh, don't really like them much.

>>9177117
Can someone please tell me who Smirnoffbro is? I'm more of a seasonal drunk I'm not in these threads all the time

>>9178944
Alrighty thanks for the clarification.
1829 it is.
Damn in such a short time America really became a serious powerhouse.
Strange thinking our country is not even 250 years old. With only 400 years of inhabitance by Colonists.

I has disdain for Alabama.
No alcohol sale on Sunday.

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>>9178957
Me either. I always eventually got visual and auditory, and it would be these demon assassin things whose purpose was to torment the world's shittiest people in their last moments. I'd know it wasn't real at first and eventually start believing the shit.

It's funny to think about now because they would present themselves as characters from movies I binge-watched when drunk (i.e. Bane from TDKR).

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>>9178965
America is over its peak though, 21st century will likely be Chinese.

>>9178980
I'd hate it too.
Much of Atlantic Canada still has it.
My province does it, but nearly.

On Canada Day, I walked 10k to get some fucking booze after work.

>>9178983
>being haunted by Bane
That's fucking hilarious mate.

But yeah, I only get the corner vision shit while awake.
When in hypnagogic zone I get spiders. Fucking spiders.

>>9178990
Oh, I thought you were referring to withdrawal/DTs.

I get the hypnospoops too, usually weird light fixtures though. I think we even had this same conversation in an al/ck/ thread oddly enough.

>>9179009
Hmm.... I don't remember that.
But, when's that been proof of anything around here.

>>9178990
I get demons attacking me and I have to pray the rosary till they go away.

I have psychosis though.

Last night when I sat up I saw a ball of light flying around my room afterwards. I think maybe it was the angel that drove away the demon.

>>9179062
Why do you believe the shit you see?
I know what I see isn't real.
Even when I look right at it and it doesn't go away.

>>9178990
I've only ever had auditory when in sleep paralysis but that's because I was always too scared to open my eyes
>Creepy little girls running up the stairs towards my room
NOPE

Second day sober here, besides a small fever and anxiety and sweating like crazy, it isn't too bad. I just wish I never got to this point.

>>9178990
I get ants and shit a lot. It's fucking obnoxious because my house usually does get an ant problem around this time of year, so I can never tell if they've decided to just invade my bed for no reason or if I'm just losing my mind

>>9179062
I see that LARPing has helped you quit drinking

>>9179156
Nah, man.
We should all strive to endeavour to be sober.

Two days is a lot for some here

>>9179160
I guess that's kinda funny. The place I'm living now has a spider problem.
So I see spiders.

If it were ants, I'd probably just try to kill them and go back to sleep.
Spiders make me wake up.

Sometimes, when I'm particularly lucid, I can control my hallus. Can you do the same with your ants?

>>9178957
They don't bother me much in wds, I've had stimulant induced psychosis a few times so I'm used to it I guess.

I get more auditory hallucinations than visual ones.

>>9179073
>>9179284
I've never had auditories before
I think they'd scare the shit out of me.

>>9177117
I think I kinda hate people in general, but for some reason when I drink all I want to do is talk to people. I wish I was drunk me in regular life.

>>9179311
Welcome to the club

I think everyone in this thread feels exactly that

>>9179311
I wish I was sober me when drunk

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Rough night tonight

i need to do something different since sat/sundays are getting rough for me

My weekly routine doesn't cut it anymore, I have money to do what I wanttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>9179311
i wish i was dead

Trying to go sober for a 30 days. Fucked up last week and it was cause I got stupid drunk. Hopefully it'll lower my tolerance so when I start again I can control it and drink beer instead of hard stuff

this girl, the only girl who i've ever really connected with in the past few years, and who i also thought was miles out of my league, told me she wants to go out on a cute date with me. so i feel pretty good. i'm also ~4 strong mixed drinks in so that's helping too

happy sunday lads, hope all is well

>>9179413
Find a river and go out there.
Take a book, read a bit.
Then canoe around all day.
Then come home
Maybe a drink or two on the way.

You want something outside your life. So take it

I'm drunk, my girlfriend is passed out. Anyone want to talk to me while I watch shit and/or play video games?

>>9179501
Yeah.
I'm at 80% now
What are you watching?

>>9179501
The office atm. British original

I can already tell I'm going to have a negative day at work tomorrow.

>>9179527
Meant for >>9179514

>>9179527
>>9179531
I don't like comedies that much

But that bird is hot as fuck though.
You know the one

>>9177117
Cousin we were all real close with (hell, I got that lil nigga drunk for his first time, and just saw him last week), killed himself last Tuesday.

Service is tomorrow, and "If anyone has any words," they can come up and say them. I feel like I should say something, but I don't know what to fucking say. Obviously, I'll be half-cut at the funeral, so not sure if it would even be tasteful.

>>9179535
>don't like comedies
So what do you like?

>>9179311
Why are we like this?

>>9179553
Things that make me feel like I feel already.

>>9179557
If we weren't we wouldn't be here

>>9179560
And how is that?

>>9179597
Alone and in an unfriendly universe

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>>9179311
I'm not exactly introverted, but I'm the life of the party drunk. I just don't know when the party ends. I wish I could stay at that middle ground of a light buzz where I'm quick witted and smooth instead of sober to piss drunk quickly.

>>9179292
They're definitely scarier than visual ones. I usually try to drown it out with kpop.

Just gave blood to my GP
I googled and it said I shouldn't drink, I am very conflicted here because I really want to drink

>>9177117
I think I'm actually going to die. I'm on the worst bender in years and I didn't go buy alcohol before it was too late. The pressure in my head has never been this intense. I can barely walk or type. Only movement I can do is super herky-jerky. I haven't even gotten into the heart/blood pressure issues yet. They'll be starting right about now. Stores aren't open for another 4 hours. This might be it.

>tfw fucking asshole destroying stomach acid filled diarrhea shits every half hour
Oh god someone HELP

>>9180375
Nevermind. Found some Gin I had squirreled away. I don't have any mixer but I'll just use water if I have too.

>>9180383
I don't know why I'm not having that. That's what usually makes me stop a bender and take a few days off. It didn't happen this time and now my bender has officially gone too long and I'm kindled enough that it will kill me now. I'll try not to drink too much of this gin and start a taper I guess. Never been able to do it before but I'm gonna have to.

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>>9178964
A very seasoned alcoholic / drug addict who would occasionally pop in to these threads and give us an insight into what a very, very serious addiction is like. He claimed to drink between 2 and 3 bottles of smirnoff vodka a day and would occasionally provide photos of what his life was like. In one of his last posts he said he woke up to 5 empty bottles so it looks like he was spiralling. Pretty sure he was on hard drugs too as pic related popped up a while back.

We liked him as he was nice, didn't glorify the lifestyle, and went through periods of managing to kick the habit. He also acknowledged that this was all his own doing and didn't try to project his issues onto anyone else.

>went from drinking til unconscious for two years straight every day
>Down to 2-5 times a month

I don't feel any better and now I'm more unproductive and friendless than ever since I'm a fucking gr8 drunk and it was the only way I could bother to socialize.
I've started seeing a psyche again and it's not all bad since I at least got my anxiety as sober under wraps for the most part.

Not looking forward to the inevitable real doctors appointment though since I haven't been to one in about six years.

>>9177646
>fifth in 2 hours
Jesus dude.
>>9178229
I did this and weed never worked for me. I've had one good high out of about 100.
>>9178236
Stoners are the worst. I've known two good stoners out of all of them I've met, and it's been a lot.
>>9178300
>>9178360
I have to feel like this is true.
>>9178570
I've been this way for quite some time now.
>>9178802
Just remember it doesn't matter. All they are are thoughts. You can still determine what means something to you.
>>9179425
I was almost sober for 2 weeks. It's weird though because I feel like my tolerance has already dropped, but given my history that just can't be possible. I guess the drinks that I did have though, I downed them lightning fast so that probably factored in.
>>9180402
>Found some Gin I had squirreled away
Best feeling when things get too rough.

Anyone else find themselves typing random confirmation bias shit in google in a sad attempt to justify their alcoholism?

some of my search history when i type 'alcohol'...
>improved my life
>helped me at work
>cured my adhd
>is healthy for you

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"None shall sleep"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rTFUM4Uh_6Y

>>9180529
"the benefits of alcoholism"
But no I've never typed that stuff.

not doing so hot. got a taxi to the ER last night. asked them for detox meds but they said they dont hand them out. so I told them to get fucked and picked up some beers.

>>9180515
>>Found some Gin I had squirreled away
>Best feeling when things get too rough.

It was a good feeling. I was legit scared. But I'm still up. I get too much endorphins from drinking. I've got one more pour out of this handle of gin and I'm amped as fuck. Drinking just makes me too happy. I can't taper for the life of me. At least the stores are open now. I can walk and pass out in peace.

>>9179069
>I have psychosis though.
Gee, I wonder why delusions might be scary for him

>>9178965
USA became powerful after WWII. They didn't suffer war locally (one single battle in a military base, nothing civil), and helped rebuild the rest of the world (not exactly for free).

>>9178957
I think withdrawal nightmares gave me PTSD. Being mauled to death by a tiger isn't pleasant. (I linked it to Tomb Raider, the first one on the original playstation, but it was over a decade later.)
I heard water when I'm awake. Like a dripping tap or a small flowing stream.
May be linked to a dysfunctional water heater, but it looked OK when I checked (and I checked many times)

>>9180365
You gave a few test tubes for tests? You can drink.
You gave about a pint as blood donor? You'll get drunk way faster than usual, and you're weakened. You can drink if you need to, but take care not to overdo it.

>>9180465
I would let this man fuck me so hard that it tore me in half.

>>9180383
Laughed.
Google "gaps diet"
Congrats on your newfound relief.

Welp, that's it. I am officially, literally insane. I've just got out of a large pond, and I can't remember how I got into it in the first place.

>>9180944
The gnomes pushed you?

>>9180944
Sober or under the influence?

>>9180986
I do not know.

>>9179311
This really sums it up.

>that feel when nausea slowly gives way to slight hunger, reasuring me that i will likely make it through the morning without barfing

obviously not hungry/not nausiated enough to actually eat, but you all get the idea

>>9178394
Monday morning and I'm over 24 hours sober, but feeling some anxiety still. This is after going out drinking Friday night, then continuing to drink until I passed back out Saturday morning until about 5 pm. Withdrawals all day yesterday but I white knuckled through them. Hoping I'll be feeling more normal by this evening....gonna hit the gym again

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP PPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hey.

>>9181078
you ok m8?

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>>9181054
yeah wait till you get that feeling finally but you know you're gunna liquid shit fire for the next day and a half when you eat or drink anything normal

Where am I on the spiral if I'm currently drinking 6-12 beers per day because it's impossible to fall asleep otherwise?

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How would you feel about dating a girl that just wants to fix you?

>>9181145
On the brink, I think that is how a lot of us started. I used to sit and drink beer in the evening because it felt nice and I was bored. Nice accompanier to a video game or a film. Volume went up and up, then I switched to spirits because they are less calorifically dense and you don't feel bloated with them. Fast forward a year and I was on a bottle a day. I managed to get out of it fairly easily in the grand scheme of things, but I can totally see how people just carry on down the path of no return.

>>9181015
You have no recollection of taking substances the last few days?

Go to a nuthouse m8

>>9181148
Suspicious. It sounds too good to be true.
But given that I have been in shitty relationships with manipulative succubi, I'd be suspicious of anyone who would want to date me.

>>9181145
You're sliding down the slippery slope. You'll need more and more to fall asleep, sooner than later you'll need a bottle of vodka to feel slightly sleepy (but mostly to not be withdrawing.)
Find another way to fall asleep, one without increasing tolerance.

>>9181163
Went like this for me as well. I think it's more out of a dislike for uninterrupted sobriety than a true love for drunkenness.

Being in the same mental state 24/7 just gets a bit claustrophobic.

>>9181148
My desire to interact with other humans other than anonymously online drops to zero when sober, so it would probably be counterproductive.

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>>9181163
>>9181172

Alcoholism is the only thing that kept me from suicide at my darkest hour, it's my only friend, how the fuck am I supposed to kill myself if I need to wait hours for the stores to open to get booze?

>>9181245
If you are worried then take a week off and let your tolerance settle down a bit. Go to the gym in the evening, I find when i do that I fall asleep really easily and it is also something to do that isn't drinking. When you go back to it try and take a couple of days off a week. You are fine at the moment but close to making some bad decisions

>alright, this is it, gonna be sober today! starting fresh
>call from mom
>"anon we're worried about you"
>...goes on to berate me and basically call me a loser because I decided not to join the military and sign away 8 years of my life
>shit-talks my new job, insinuates my college classes are easy
>goes on further to say she called my recruiter behind my back (specifically told her not to do this, but you can probably figure that out yourself if you have a mother like this)
>she's crazy and probably said crazy shit to him
>continues to tell me straight up lies about what I get if I join
>"mom, that's a flat-out lie"
>no response, whenever I catch her in a lie it's the same thing every time, she just stops talking and doesn't even have anything to say or apologize
>hang up
>crack a beer and think about death and how it sounds pretty good

>>9181148
If she fixed me she'd be gone. If she couldn't fix me, she'd be gone.

Nah.

I'll still fuck you though if you'd like.

>>9181169
There are empty cans, there is blood, I am naked on the floor and I do not know where my shoes are situated.
I know I have not been sober. Beyond that, no fucking clue.

>>9181127
Oh I'm jumping for fucking joy. Thanks for asking.

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I don't know if I can last it anymore

I'm an engineer and I work for a big company but I am beginning to dread coming into work and I feel sad everyday. I think I'm going to give it all up

I don't know what to do anymore with my life

To the sober:

Do you find that still frequenting these threads helps you stay that way or does it maybe keep you from moving on?

To the drunk:

Do these threads motivate you to clean your act up or do you just seek company in your misery?

>>9181605
>Do you find that still frequenting these threads helps you stay that way or does it maybe keep you from moving on?

Helps me stay sober. Addicts are the only people I really relate to.

>>9181497
Are you the Anon that tried to drown in the Thames/sea? That would be a long blackout.
How do you have your phone if you're naked?

>>9181172 (me)
Thinking about it, having sex with someone who doesn't threaten to kill me would help me get back on tracks with my life.

>>9181605
Sober for a year and 4 months

I pop in every once in a while to remind myself of everything I do not miss. I mean, I already do that 100 times a day but watching others go through the exact bullshit I did is also a good reminder

I've been doing pretty good in last month since I started using nomo to keep track of my progress and enlisted a friend to help me stay honest. I was in a wedding the other day though and totally backslid.
And Im running out of weed which is what I've been substituting it with for my nightly routine so well see..

>>9181728
consider kratom. look into it, rebbit has a lot of resources on r/kratom
helped me cut back a lot. I no longer really worry about my drinking, though I was never al/ck/-approved anyway.
Now, I think weed has been fucking miserable for me, so your mileage may vary.

>>9181661
>Thames?
Nah dude. I'm home now so I have a phone. Oh, and the most staggeringly excruciating heartburn I've ever known. New one, that. It's making my eyes water it's so fiery.
Guess I'll down some more corrosive acid so I'm incapable of caring.

>GP thinks I might have leukemia
>Sent me to take additional tests to the hospital
Will it kill me fast at least? Or pain and suffering?

>>9181148
I'd feel sad for her, like for all of those I have seen failing. She's probably more interested in her projection of the fixed you than who you are.

>>9181790
That is a non trivial disease.
If I could hug you I would.

>>9181063
upvoted

(really, good job m8. I lurk r/SD and r/CA, both help me stay the course usually)

>>9181803
I'm just drinking trying not to think too hard about it, I guess I'll have to figure out what I'm gonna do when I sober up when I wake up, there's probably a lot of things to do, something someone my age shouldn't even consider, I just can't think too hard about it, keep it in the background for now

>>9181139
see i was gonna reply to this saying that I'm not worried because I'm still young, but i ate a handful of blueberries 3 minutes ago and I'm posting from the toilet right now. hopefully this clears everything out and I'll be ok by my lunch break

from now on I'm sticking to liquor on work nights.

>>9181862
>I'm still young
It's like you had ageing potion. Lots of it.

Holy fucking shit, food helps SO MUCH. It'll take maybe a day to truly kick in, but eat something extremely high in calories, protein and fat and, omg, comfort levels soar.

>>9181935
I just get tired when I eat

>>9181434
You know you can change your numbers? And request that numbers be blocked from calling you. All you have to do is say they're a harassing Ex. Most phone companies will immediately block the number for you, no other questions asked. Be selective about who you give your new number to. Make sure they know not to share, even with people "claiming" to be your family.

There's no reason to remain in contact with your family at this point. They're a tumor weighing you down. Cut them off. You're your own person now. Be a man.

>>9182044
>coddling a degenerate addict with reinforcement about how it's his family that are the assholes
>year of our savior 2017

>>9181915
it's like i had poison, that's what it's like.

managed to keep the sandwich and some more berries down though

>>9182075
You DO realize I'm tossing him into the ocean to teach him to swim, right? If he can't survive on his own he'll end up on the streets, dead before year's end at best case scenario.

I...I'm literally hiding under my bed, I think I've been here for a while and I do not know why.

>>9182338
because those aren't hallucinations
trust me and stay well hidden until further notice

Uhh, guys...

Is it usual to get caught short with the shits and have to take a dump on the sidewalk? Because that's just what I had to do

>>9182360
>is it usual

How often do you see people shitting themselves on the street??

>>9182370
That's true but I've just done a very liquid poo on the pavement and I think this is a new low for me, I wiped with some leaves

>>9182360
That's a EDS - emergency dump situation
Happened to me almost daily when I was drinking hard

Cheese, honey, water, coffee, pics of beautiful girls.
My last hope.
9 hours done.

How high is your tolerance? I'm not too fat, but I can be like 6 shots in an not even be feeling a buzz on an empty stomach. I always hear stories of people being 2 shots in and then not remember anything but I have never managed to get blackout drunk before.

Fuck slashing my wrists or using cheap exit bags. I just ordered a chainsaw on eBay and I plan to just fall headfirst onto it.
4 days.

>>9182509
not to get all /b/ in here, but i hope you plan on livestreaming that

i wanna try getting into whisky. what kind of whisky is good for a newbie?

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>>9182517
And get that IP unbanned.

>>9182509
Tell your story then. Might as well not spend your last days alone.

>Always run out of booze too early
>Buy twice as many
>Still run out too early

God damn it, I drink way too fast

>>9182517
No promises. This is reality, not /b/.

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>tfw three weeks sober

>tfw toothache but still drinking every night
>tfw losing my physique and gaining weight but drinking every night
>tfw neglecting my hobbies but drinking every night

How do I end it before it gets worse

>>9182522
pls respond.

Please help me
PLEASE HELP ME
THE PAIN
THE
F
E
A
R

Pl... oh just ... i mean... I can't...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHJJJGIJTYLFSYJRYGGJDFKFJKTIY

>>9182637
Stop drinking.

>>9182642
Cheapest available, coke. Mix 1/3 2/3.

>>9182669
Drink.

>>9182642
whiskey is shit, vodka is the only choice if you want hard shit
whiskey and cognaq are just fancy shit for rich people because it's expensive

instead of drinking last night i chose to.. just stay up, and not sleep

i'm halfway through the next day and feel surprisingly good, almost euphoric, very giggly with no signs of depression and no desire to drink

i think my brain needed this, since i usually sleep 11 hours from 5am to 4pm

>>9180944
That's how it starts man, one day you think you have it all under control and the next you wake up in a fucking pond. Believe me, we've all been there.

>>9177145
I have severe anxiety, it doesn't really warrant a rational reason. Usually its whether or not I can pay my rent these days.

>the on my way home and will start drinking immediately

feels good man

>>9182860
I know a guy who was drunk in a pond. He didn't woke up.
My school made the news about how kids these days binge drink to death.

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I donated a pint of blood today and they told me I couldn't drink alcohol for 24 hours. Can I get away with it? Will I just get fucked up faster?

>>9182887
UW Madison?

>>9182945
Yes and yes, assuming you have no health issues.

I'm really starting to accept the alcoholism. It's depressing as fuck. I hate that I'm going to die before my husband, barring some sort of accident.

It used to make me feel better, the drinking. Now nothing feels good, but it feels less shitty with liquor. If I drink enough I feel sort of happy though? Ugh.

>day 2 of sobriety
I'm not really trying to sober up, but I had drunken every day for basically since christmass. I was at the store today and it took all my restraint not to buy a bottle of wine or a box of beer.

>>9179549
Welp, chickened out and didn't say anything. Now I'm going to kick myself for the rest of the night and drink some more.

Just a small question for al/ck/s: How much damage does drinking a 700ml bottle of whiskey or vodka per WEEK, consumed in 2 days, do to your liver and general health, if any? Is it considered safe or shall I drink less?

Jaegar and bear fang is a combo made in a german heaven. Will the shitskins stop Germany from making it when they institute Sharia law?

Day four of a bender. Today was beer tapering and I think I will be able to sleep soon. Can't believe I drank so much. Had no intentions to.

>>9183167
Bottle of wine is like 250 ml of whiskey

>>9183014
Men generally die sooner so maybe you'll even out.

>>9183167
Binging is what does the damage here, not the weekly amount. If you would spread it out that would be less than three units a day, which is generally deemed acceptable for a male.

Al/ck/ why are these threads full of degenerate addicts and failures the nicest place on 4chan

Been clean for 26 hours now. Only real problem is moderate tremors and eye sensitivity to lights.Thought I would have needed to taper given how much I drink. Will a seizure just creep up or do you feel shitty for a few hours?

>>9183507
Well I assume you feel shitty already. I know I do. Fucking always.
And no there is not any warning. If you do have one it will come out if fucking nowhere and you'll be so traumatised that you'll never try to stop drinking again.
Sorry bro but there you have it. They are properly horrifying bastard things from the very deepest reaches of Satan's anal canal.

>>9183507
I had my seizure about 24-30 hours. but I was shaking and sweating hard before then.

>>9183597
I actually feel better than I did Sunday. Had to keep my blood alcohol level up at work but didn't succeed for fear of losing my job. Last 4 hours were hellish. Yet I didn't have another drink untill 9:30 that night, 5 and a half hours later. I just rode it out and have been sober since. I don't feel anything like i did Sunday, but I'm reading most seizures happen 24 to 72 hours later. I glad I know I should be worried then, sucks they just happen.

i just wanna say i love you all

sober cuck for 4 days now

any anons struggling, I really encourage AA. It's helped me quite a bit.

>>9183624
The shaking has gone down drastically today. I did wake up very sweaty last night. I've been eating fruits,veggies, taking vitamins and drinking Pedialyte for the past 26 hours.

>>9183357

Fingers crossed, haha. Cheers.

>>9181148
Why are you asking?

anyone else wake up the morning after drinking heavily and crave some fucking milk?

i'll chug that shit of the jug like a savage some mornings. i don't get it

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Omfg why can't I cum? Sorry everyone for being so lewd, but my dick is so fucking rock hard that I honest to god can't even turn over in bed, but the bastard thing while making me agonisingly horny, simply will not allow me any sexual relief. It's 100% certain that alcohol is causing this, I can somehow instinctively tell, but while fapping feels really nice, orgasm is apparently impossible and as such the tension simply grows and grows. I feel like fucking castrating myself just to make this sexual energy fuck OFF

>>9183777
Dude, same here.

Milk is often the only thing I can get down when I'm really hungover, but I'll chug like 500 calories worth it and it is so goddamn satisfying going down.

I love you broken bastards. You are the closest thing I have to friends.>>9178220

>>9183782
It's called whiskey dick son. Think about baseball.

>>9183014
What you need is a putt putt golf habit to distract from the rigours of mortal life

>>9183107
You did good bruh. One small victory.

>>9183652
Yeah well your heart is in the right place at least.

>>9183797
I hate you fucking faggots, you guys are the closest thing I have to friends

>>9183817
Go away then and have nothing resembling friends.

Anyway, other anons, that's my last shot gone, not a unit in the house and I am utterly broke. Called the NHS, they essentially told me to fuck off. I am cold, half-sober, scared and in trouble.
Guess it's not just all good things which come to an end.

>>9183857
If you need emergency help you can always toss a brick through a police station window.not joking. Just do it and lay on the sidewalk and let hem cuff you.

>>9177117
So i go to the bottle-o and grab a bourbon bottle from the shelf

as i'm walking past the check out towards where the coke fridge is the lady runs up to me and grabs the bottle out of my hands and says "just to put it on the check out." Mind you she was in the midst of serving another guy.

I've been going their for years, been served by that lady numerous times and today she decides to act as if i'm gunna try and steal bourbon from her by walking with the bottle in my hand towards the coke fridge which is in the wrong direction to the exit.

sigh

>>9183863
I might do this. It's a desperate measure but it makes perfect sense. Just a shame they'll kick the shit out of me.
Thank you anon for your advice. I absolutely see how this would work.
See you there, maybe.

>>9183872
I've always held that move in my back pocket. Haven't needed to use it yet. I wish you the absolute best and hope you find an easier solution.

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Anyone feel your drunk self is more self aware than your sober self? I know I have an issue but I only ever acknowledge it when I'm blackout wasted. I even wrote myself a note about it once but the second I woke up hungover I chucked it in the trash bin.

>>9183777
totally dude, milk is one of my favorite things.

I'm trying to drink Popov until my liver gets out and I just start puking

>>9183888
Many fiction authors are much better when drunk. This is fact.

8.07
Home
New batch successfuly acquired
Hit on a schoolgirl. She smiled. But no action.
Got 12 pints and a knife, just incase.today is the day.

Lets go.

>>9183797
Seconded.

Done rehab, aa, antidepressants none work.
Fuck been neckin a litre of vodka a day for the last 15 years.
I want to die but can't.
I can't get sacked. Every boss i have had does not want to let me go.
Iq 145.
Girls seem to like me. They don't hang around long tho.
I got a huge loving family.
Clear 1200 bucks a week.
I got it all.
And i still drink.

Being sober sucks so much.It's even worse after a drink or two, because you can just taste how much better being drunk is.

>>9182950
ISEP, France

>>9183507
Withdrawals peak around 2 or 3 days in.

>>9183782
Apply cold water on penis.

>>9183857
You can't just ask them for benzo. There are benzo junkies out there, don't sound like one.
Tell them you're an alcoholic and need detox, they'll take you in.
Other solution was to take an appointment and plan the thing, but it takes some time you don't have right now.

>>9183871
Or she feared you'd drop the bottle by mistake.

>>9184030
>Done rehab, aa, antidepressants none work.
They're not miracles. Rehab again. Hasn't AA teach you to manage your missteps?

>>9182360
Holy fuck did you just drop trou and blast ass in front of people? That’s marvelous.

Jesus Christ, thought I stayed strong by not getting booze after work but now it's 7:30 pm and all I can think about is getting a drink. Fuck dumb at this point. I've already missed out on two hours of drinking. I'll just end up staying up until like 3am if I go get some now. Then I'll only get to have about 5 hours sleep, wake up still drunk and then have to do work for 11 hours feeling like absolute shit. Not to mention I'll be spending $40 to get drunk alone on a Tuesday night. It's really not worth it. But I'm still so fucking tempted.

>>9184233
Ozbro, im half way through my litre. Not even drunk. This shit is fuct. Will prolly be out in an hour or so. And i know i'll be up at midnight and unable to get back to sleep.

>>9184238
The boredom is the worst part. I'm doing exactly what I'd be doing if I were drinking yet I'm bored out of my mind.

>>9178276
Were you in with this before, like last year? I remember someone who looked a bit like you posting his jaundiced face from the hospital. He also posted his puke bucket with an empty beer can in it. That shit was pretty terrifying.

good to see you're doing better m8

>>9184281
Looked like me? Fuck bro your in the right thread

>>9184312
kek

Wy the fuck does the bottle-o close at like 9o clock and 8 o clock. Man it pisses me off so much. Like the bloody convenience stores close at like 11pm. Like Dan Murphys is closed at 9. BWS is only meant to close at 9:55 but its closed at 9:00

>>9184388
Because you live in a dictatorial religious state.

>>9184388
Most cellarbrations are open later

>>9177117
I'm 32 days sober and I feel great. I'm still pretty fellow but my liver docs assu re me that will improve

32 days in the hospital, out by friday>>9177117

>>9184482
What I'm not having a celebration tho

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>>9184482
Nigga kill me

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>>9177117
Got my neck IG neck line out today

>>9184982
Dude are you happy to be alive?
Not sure quite how else to phrase that question.
I for one am pretty much positive that I am not. I am urgently trying to just put an end to all of this. The fucking heartburn and the vomiting alone are enough that it is too much. All of the other alcohol related issues with which I'm sure you're familiar, well, there are simply no words. I've experienced migraines, carbon monoxide poisoning, a snapped bone and a botched spinal tap; none come close to this level of discomfort. The late stages of alcoholism are fucking insanely unpleasant.

>>9184591
>bong bong road

is that were all the poms live?

>Used to be able to buy vodka at a gas station at any hour
>Then they added time curfews
>Then they banned alcohol from gas stations

I fucking hate this country

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Heh, I am compelled I guess.
Probably get some shitty 12% 5$ wine

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>>9177235
Tried weed, went back to booze, end up doing both now.
>when both your dealer and package store lady ask 'is everything okay?'

>>9185403
Doing both is still easier on the liver though since you get fucked up faster.

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>tfw after the first euphoria of not being sick all the time sobriety is normalising and I'm the same fatalistic sad cunt as ever.

>>9177541
there is a high probability at least one or two people in a crowd grew up with a drunk and can spot you from miles.

>>9178627
is that booze or your urine?

>>9178829
blowjob

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>>9185054
Yes. I am happy to be alive but for me it's been critically important to take the the help offeredered no matter whatt. My best ideas got me pic related


It's slow and painful. You'll have to be in- patientl for a while

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuSiuMuBLhM

"Let me cry"

(The original Farinelli had his balls chopped off of so his voice would never drop after puberty)

The deepest horrors you can imagine are nothing compared with reality.

How many months of sobriety until the boredom goes away?

>>9184213
It was dark so I don't think anybody saw

>>9185821
Multiple

could tolerance please FUCK OFF

>>9183787
Chocolate milk or even better- Ensure+ - is amazing for the first few days drying out