>control eff >NO sip thread

>>9040055
>eff
Why do you faggots do this?

>>9040066

don't you mean
>eff-aggots?

I'll leave.

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a best

>>>/fit/

Fuck off with your shill memes

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>>9040055
>>9040117
Can I sip too?

>>9040079
thats how mexicans say it

sipping on a rehab right now, got that 3 for $5 sip deal at turkey hill

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the only good energy drink ever made has been discontinued desu (to be honest)

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Sippin on a custom sip.

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>>9040055
Why do Energy Drinks always look like they where designed by a Persian night club owner? Isn't there a sip for the sophisticated adult?

>>9041062
There is, it's called coffee.

>>9041057
So do you take it up the butt, or give it?

>>9041062
Too small a market. For the most part the demographics that drink energy drinks aren't worried about looking sophisticated.

Also I don't think there's really a 'good' way to class up a can of caffeine and syrup.

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Work starts tomorrow

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If this isn't available in your country then I pity you.

>>9040939
I like Mother but I don't really drink it because it actually gives me mild cravings, which is something no other energy/sugar drink I've ever had has done.

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>Not posting /bestsip/

>>9041118
>if monster were a person it'd be a 28 year old who owns multiple trench coats and drives a 20 year old honda civic sedan with a bodykit, neon underglow, and a fart can exhaust who always talks about how he's going to turbo it soon but doesn't know how to change his own oil

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>ice cold
>just woke up
>empty stomach
>first sip
>it hurts so bad, my chest throat and stomach burn
>goes away
>sip again, nothing happens
havent been able to replicate it, it does appear my body tried to reject it.

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>>9041129
>insults my sip
>does not post a sip of his own

rockstar mango orange passion = best sip

>>9041134
This is me >>9041076

Insult my sip if you like, snek.

>>9040195
Its even the same posts in these threads, even Ironic shilling at this point needs to fucking stop.

What are some decent energy drinks that come in glass bottles?
>inb4 Bawls or that one tiny Korean energy shot thing

>>9041838
I think you've covered them all

>>9041843
shit really? damn

>>9041076
V is objectively one of the best energy drinks

Hey guys I'd like to sip where do I start? Any Dutch sips you guys recommend thanks a ton lads

>>9041933
Don't start.

1)Using the term "sip" like this makes you sound like a retard.

2)If you want caffeine then get caffeine tablets. These drinks are much more expensive by comparison. It's a silly waste of money.

>>9041937

I ask for advice and you give me less than nothing

>>9041943
I gave you the best advice you'll ever get in this thread.

>>9041945

I asked for advice not your opinion

Your opinion is [spoiler] shit [spoiler]

Exactly how unhealthy are energy drinks?

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>>9041062
Well how about this?

>>9041948
There was no opinion there anon, just cold hard facts.

>>9041953

Your facts are a shit

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>>9041838

Do they still make Ubermonster? They're OK, but they tasted pretty much just like a normal Monster.

>>9041956
Sometimes the truth hurts, anon.

>>9041951
Unhealthy enough to kill you.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/16/parents-warned-teen-dies-drinking-three-high-caffeine-drinks/

>>9040195
Fucking this.
These marketing thread memes need to stop
>in b4 /ck/ was always shit

>>9041073
Thanks Mr.Skeleton.

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>>9041974
>no drugs or alcohol in his system
>high quantity of caffeine

>new store opens
>they have Bawls which I haven't seen in like five years
>go back weekly for the past month
>they haven't had any since
Why.

>>9041901
You an ausfag?

>>9041962
They come in weird cans now

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personal favorite

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Amputee sippin'

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Ain't none of yall got shit on my sips son!

>>9043770
I buy it by the case on Amazon. The geek beer flavor. Absolutely amazing. And bought in bulk like that it's about on the same price point as monster

>>9040055
Standard monster is the only energy drink I have ever liked the taste of. I don't get this meme.

Why the fuck do people try to viral market to this fucking board? Shouldn't you be aiming for one that's broken 10M posts?

>>9044166
And you took this pic with your dick? Or just missing one hand?>>9044835

>>9044835
Miss this shit. Only place in town that had it doesn't carry it anymore

>>9045551
It's more that the user base on the website as a whole skyrocketed in the past 6 months which lead to an increase in traffic across all boards, seeing this trend marketers decided to advertise across all relevant boards (sips is a /fit/ "meme") and once they reach saturation or when the majority of users on a board become aware of the marketing and spam bots and start deleting the threads immediately then the marketers move on to the next board.
However I'm starting to get the suspicion that the marketers have become so brazen lately is because the site doesn't have nearly enough ad revenue and Hiroshi struck a deal with major advertisers to not delete marketing threads immediately

>>9040066
S I P S
I
P
S

>>9041073
>that weak sip arm

>>9041962
I always see them at big lots for a dollar or 2

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>no one posted best sip

>>9045838
You can order it online.

>>9045818
Missing both arms. I have a special apparatus that allows me to take pics and shitpost using just my chin

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>>9046302
>armless shitposting
The true king has emerged

>>9040866
>70 grams of sugar in a bottle
Does it just taste like monster without the energy stuff?

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Absolutel worst flavor right here. Tastes and smells like lemon furniture polish.

Aren't these bad for health in the long term

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>>9040055
Anyone else try these Monster Hydros? I thought they were really bad.

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>>9041062
Tastes good too.

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this

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>not posting best sip

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R8

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>no one here gets GRONK'D

>>9040117
I'm drinking one right now. I prefer the lemonade flavor though

>drinking literal rat poison

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elder-god tier reporting

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>>9049369
What a fucking pic related

>>9047821
Still has that douchy night club vibe.
>>9041952
I think this is the best answer so far.

>>9048133
>kombucha
back to the cuck shed