Al/ck/ohol Thread

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I promised to see Beauty and the Beast at the theater today with my mom but I was too drunk to wake up..
I bet she hates me.

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>>8968444
>dodged a bullet
>upset

>back to my old habit of buy a 5 litre box of wine on the weekends


C-could be worst right?

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>T.F.Y.O.T.D.
(That. First. Yuengling. Of. The. Day.)

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>>8968457
Sure I didn't want to see the movie but if mom wants to do something, I'll do it just for her.
I'm so upset I missed out.
I can't believe I stayed dunk all day.

Chilling drinking rum thinking how nice I feel and how much Im enjoying life right now. Never been addicted to alcohol and never will. You guys just gotta chill and go with the flow mann

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>>8968470
It's only just the beginning, friend, just wait

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>>8968487
>beginning

Ma knows I'm an alcoholic.
She does this stuff so I don't drink.
But when I skip it, I just know she's probably thinking I was drinking.
I'm such a bad son.

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>>8968487
>looks like some kind of crazy cheeseburger and liquor party

>playing games with friends online
>we're all drinking, one guys asks what we're all having
>he's having a grapefruit IPA from some place
>other friend having some kind of stout I'd never heard of
>"What about you anon?"
>"Coors Light"
>we all 3 laugh

Fuck you I like it

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>>8968507
Hey actually my mom checks in on me weekly and if I miss the text or don't answer literally she knows i'm out on a bender again

feelsbadman, but I'm not going to go see a shitty movie about it.

pic relate I guess, I just can't figure it out

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>>8968519
>me playing games with "friends" online
>hey guise what are you drinking
>normy cuck beer answers from people
>I'm on my third bottle of whisky in two days

"uh, no comment, "friends""

>>8968522
lol only reason I wanted to see it with her is because I have a boner for Emma Watson.
I had a crush on her since I was a kid.
Yeah I hate her smug personality, but DAMN, she is so hot.

She can't sing though, from what I saw in the trailers.

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>>8968522
>Hey actually my mom checks in on me weekly and if I miss the text or don't answer literally she knows i'm out on a bender again

>All day hangover finally leaves
>Not shaking
>Can stomach food again
>Not blasting stomach bile out my asshole
>Sudden, intense craving for booze
FUCK YOU, PHYSICAL ADDICTION

>>8968522
>Day drinking
>Had gotten out of the ER 4 months earlier because of a suicide attempt
>Dad, who basically fucked up his entire life to his alcoholism, calls me about...something
>"Anon are you okay? You sound a little drunk"
>Yeah I've been drinking, had nothing to do today
>"Oh...okay I'll leave you to it"
>Get really uncomfortable
>Call him back
>I just wanna let you know I'm okay
>Blacked out most of the memory after that
>Realize the immense amount of guilt and concern I just put on his shoulders
>Sob hysterically at literally my roommates feet when she gets home
Can't get drunk in the middle of the day now because I'm too afraid he'll call or text me again.
I have a tab of acid I've been wanting to do for months but I can never get the nerve because, what if he calls? What if I get too fucked up? He'll know.

Ive been drinking all day. I just scratched myself and now I wont stop bleeding. Fuck.

>>8968572
Just dont answer if you're drunk or high, dingus.

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>>8968528

>being such a loser that alcoholism is a point of pride for you

i don't have words. this is like a sarah mclaughlin commercial.

>>8968572
Yeah never take acid with anxiety. Better to literally never take it. I took like 4 while my mom was home because I thought I could stay in my room watching movies.

It was an utter shit-show.

>>8968576
Tell me about it.
4 days later I can now barly move my finger. Pity (you)s please

>>8968578
why is that gif not moving

>>8968580
I've done acid before and it was really great.
Then I did it again with 9 strangers from the call center I didnt know at 9pm. 5 of them were veterans and two of them had PTSD.
Left at around 3am after freaking the fuck out the entire time and one of them started having a PTSD flashback, screaming at the top of his lungs "I WATCH HIM DIE MAN"

Drive home was fucking awesome though. Felt like when movies do that thing where the alcoholic is trying to avoid booze but they keep walking by all the neon bar signs.

>>8968577
He's really weird about it if I don't answer or respond to a text.

>>8968584
Here, man.

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>>8968572
It sounds like you need a relationship. I mean, someone that isn't going to just leave or not deal with it when you mess up. But don't we all though....

>>8968587
Yeah I had done it before too. But man, one bad trip is a deep deep downward spiral

I'm following a girl on chaturbate.
Let's hope I don't drunkinly blow all my money on her.

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>>8968584
>>8968591
Ha thanks, I forgot to even post the image. I'm still fucking worried that middle but will infect, die, rot, and need medical attention.

>>8968594
>It sounds like you need a relationship
I had one once. I spent literally every moment with her drunk because physical contact is so alien and uncomfortable to me it gives me panic attacks. I still recoil briefly when people try to hug me.
Then I broke up with her for no reason, I have seriously no idea what went through my head when I did that. Aside from the tequila.

>>8968596
Aldous Huxley said that even a bad trip is a positive experience, and I can identify with that.

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>>8968601
fucking hell I was gunna say I sliced my finger tips a bit trying to cut onions black out the other week but this is some other level shit

>>8968601
That pic is so fucking blurry I thought that there's bone showing in your wound at first
As for the infection, wash it out with some strong alcohol, you don't need much, and then just wrap it up in a tissue

>>8968602
I'm just gonna respond even though I've got nothing else to say.

After my long tolerance break, I'm scared to even smoke weed again. I'm prone to anxiety sober so that's a factor. I doubt I'll ever do acid again unless ive really got my shit together.

>>8968611
I love getting crossfaded, it's such a good feeling. Its like getting drunk for the first time again.
But I absolutely, cannot, in any way smoke sober. I have an absurdly low tolerance to THC so I always get astronomically high and tweak out super hard.
Cant just sleep through it either because the panic keeps me awake.

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>>8968609
>>8968610
>yes give me those sweet (you)s
This was 4 days ago I got drunk and took a shot at my TV and my wall in 3 places immune to pain without exaggeration a liter of blood spewed from floor to ceiling.

As you can tell from the shape of the cut, I was terrified it would infect and my body would just cut ties to that middle part. I was too pussy to use alcohol (I know I know but it was a deep open wound and it hurt bad) so I just used soapy water, and Neosporin. Just tonight I got it nice and open with warm water+soap and squirted a little alcohol on it.

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>be cable guy
>go install internet at picrelated (short one with gray dress)
>she was very friendly and asked me several questions about my job and random stuff
>was hungover as shit today and feeling like crap, so I didn't reply much or tried to flirt with her. Plus I'm kinda fat since I spend most of my evenings getting drunk and then ordering food, instead of going to tge gym and having a clean diet

fuck man, I'm tired of missing so many opportunities... time to get clean and go to the gym again

>>8968641
>Jerking off to girls I went to school with at 10am
>Pic of her in college
>It all hits you at once that you're sitting on your ass jerking off to girls who moved the fuck on years ago.

I mean I still finished, but it was a sad cum baby.

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>>8968632
looks like you coulda used stitches
could always go with super glue

>>8968654
>a sad cum baby.

>>8968692
I know stitches might have done me good but desu I'm deadly scared of doctors, needles, and the entire medical field in general.

>>8968698
whys that anon
can't blame for you not really trusting them, but if you say you just cut yourself they'll help
unless you're in yankland and they overcharge the fuck out of you

>>8968522

My dad sometimes takes me to footie games to have me do something else than rotting in the bed for 18 hours per day. Our club is fucking rubbish, but I still somewhat enjoy that. Reminds me of the happy childhood days when I used to play and it's soothing to call the ref a wanker. Plus footie is a good reason to drink.

>>8968705
One time I got held against my will in hospital/psychiatric facility for 3 nights for telling a priest I saw an angel.

But I think my dear of doctors is mostly related to needles and the sterile area they work in. Needles go without saying, and the sterile thing is just unsettling.

At the end of the day, doctors really are just the same as the rest of us. We all just have human brains and they could easily make a mistake and hurt you badly.

>>8968722
>One time I got held against my will in hospital/psychiatric facility for 3 nights for telling a priest I saw an angel.
oh yeah been there for various reasons
don't really trust doctors mentally anymore tbqh, just go for physical shit

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>>8968228
I quit my job of 9yrs

>>8968732
Idk if it was better or worse that I was in a backwoods ass hillbilly ass facility.

Still sucked a million dicks to be behind locked doors and every person there wondering just how crazy you are.

What priest calls the police on a man for saying he saw an angel anyway? Fucking bitch.

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>>8968228
Is Suntory worth a damn? I have a lost in Translation poster in my room but I realized I never tried the stuff. Japanese whiskey sounds fun.

Just got left on the side of the road by someone i trusted, what do?

>>8968780
Walk home
Call an Uber
Call a friend/family
Hitchhike
Tell Story

I made a huge batch of kilju and it tasted like those cheap chardonnay in a small box from corner store. I made a second batch with half white sugar and half brown sugar, which was better, I think. I can't remember because we drank it all!

>>8968767
Ppl say it's good but too expensive

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>tfw you're trying to be a mod on a Chaturbate

Fuck my life.

I don't have enough money to stick around.

>>8968886
>Trying to be a mod on Chaturbate
I can't even pretend to understand this one but I do suppose that once you have that power you can really abused it

>Tfw the hiccups start
Now that's a feel for the common man

>>8968937
She told me the only mods she has was others who were around for 3 years, and I'm only around for 2 days.

And I threw her like over 400 dollars.

>>8968947
Oh my God you f****** bastard $400 that's absurd over One Direction of time and for your sake it better be over 6 months.

I spent a grand total of under $100 on LiveJasmin and the fact that I did that made me almost want to kill myself at one point.

>>8968947
why wouldn't you just pay for a call girl?

>>8969018
Cuz I'm shy.

I can talk to a girl online, but I can't in real life.

>>8969019
call girls job is to make you feel comfy, they'll help you get rid of shyness, stop throwing your hard earned money away anon

>>8969018
For 400 dollars?

Why didn't he hire 3 call girls and a half dozen erotic massage sessions.
(I recommend erotic massages man they are good)

>>8969033
Cuz these girls talk to me.

I'm staying at my girlfriend's mom's place in Maine and after she went to bed I started drinking all the wine in the house. It's an italian family so there's lots of it. I don't know what to do with the empty bottles though...hide them?

>>8969078
throw em in the gutter

>>8969045
call girls will talk to you too, and you'll actually get your dick touched

>>8969045
Can I have some money plz? I've got big tits and I'll talk to you online, I'm just not a girl. so I'll only ask for $200.

i just completely blew off work. was up all night vomiting. stayed comfy all day watching movies and smoking weed.

>>8969078
You're probably drinking vinegar.

>>8969078


too real. i hide em in my luggage or under the bed until i go and then i stealthily throw them out

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This is it man. Long-story short; I recently realized I was an alcoholic and it's ruining my life.
I used to be super /fit/ and happy, but then some shit happened and it got me into daily drinking of 9-12 beers while playing LoL, every single evening. I thought for so long it was perfectly fine because I have a decent job and drinking beers with video games was a perfectly normal way to relax after work.
Yet it's literally all I do... I slowly became an hermit and haven't had sex in a year

So today I'm going to bed sober. Tomorrow I'm going back to the gym, and then I'll track my progress with a picture and weight every 10 days

w-wish me luck bros...
PS: at 50 days I will reward myself with a fine whore

>>8969178
haha Long story short youre my nigga.
>>8969045

Im serious man resist the urge to buy any more Chaturbate monies. Youve basically bought any favor you could get so just go on Backpage.com and find the Erotic Massage in your area.

Took me exactly TWO(2) tries to find the right place for me and they absolutely adore me every visit. If youre quiet and tell them shhh even once or explain slowly one time that you prefer a non-emotional kind of visit they will be more than happy to oblige.

I promise m9, theyre morel ikely to want the kind of in-n-out relationship than you do.

>>8969264
post more bulge

>>8969264
tripfags are just the worst

any /criminal/ alcoholics here? i had my first dui roughly a year ago, and am about halfway through my one year of probation.
this past month, i have fucked up and went on a drinking binge. (two failed tests, not calling in regularly, etc...)
is there a way i cant slip out of this without getting a probation violation and being send to jail? all i did was drink. it's just so hard to stop.

>>8969291
yeah it was meant for /fit/ actually

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>>8968564
are you me?

>>8969292
I drank the whole time with a breath alcohol reader in my car, didn't get caught, miss one work program day....

>back2jail

>>8969292
your friends and family are very worried about you and currently looking for a rehab retreat but haven't heard back yet.

>>8969343
yes
Try making a meal that requires a lot of prepwork. I found that to be really helpful for taking my mind off it.

i feel like shit

>>8969264
I was hoping u were BN (big nips)

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Fuck, I haven't felt this horrible in years.
I haven't drank this much since I was 22.
Damn, man, fuck.
I think I'm trying to kill myself with alcohol.

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>>8969573
go on....

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>>8969578
But when I make a promise, I mean it.
Fuck.
it's almost 9pm, I was supposed to see the movie 12 hours ago.
Fuck.

I'm just so sad, I lost all my friends and even my own parents are upset I drink.
Even my online friends hate me.
I just don't know what to do.

>>8969578
>>8969592
Fuck I'm so far blown I can't even post right.

I meant to post this.

My energy is so gone, I can barely lift myself up.
I wank to drink, but I debated it for the last hour.
Man, it fucking hurts.
I have so many problems, I think the only way to fix it is death.
I dunno, either I'm really drunk or I'm too sober.

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>>8969595
>>8969592
I hurt everyone who comes near me, so I hardly ever let anyone in. I smear weeks at a time with black outs till I'm so sick and withdrawaling I can't get off the floor.

The real sad part? Any of those people I hurt or destroyed would say they know I didn't mean it, and they "will always love me/still love me"

Totally destroyed, that's me. I have to find a way to not hurt people anymore... but I'm afraid of what the answer is.

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>>8969600
I don't think anyone loves me though anymore.
I've gone to the point to those I hurt no longer care.

>>8969605
if it helps you, even the ones who care still can't be around me anymore... other then to see if I'm still alive sometimes.

>wake after blackout, banging on door
>prepare to shout "go away"
>look out of curtains
>police
>fuck
>hide
>they gtfo
>blood all over bed
>phone smashed
>empty bottles everywhere, no booze
>post this
Today is gonna be a bad one.
Brb stumbling to shop. Hop I don't puke on Singh's floor again.

>>8968600
I'm in love with a girl on chaturbate. She left me after 11 years, because I wouldn't stop drinking, and she became a professional slut.
Kill me please. Thanks.

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>>8969689
May I recommend anything done in dominican republic if you're able to find it in your store.

>>8969638
wtf happened

>>8969734
Absolutely no idea. Was downing spirits all day, tolerance seems to have gone up, 3.5 bottles made me completely black out.

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>>8969744
living the life I see

>>8969638
lmao

>When you're failing classes in uni and it just makes you want to drink
>Drinking is what caused this in the first place

>>8970024
I was drunk and/or high the entirety of my uni days apart from the two weeks in the run up to exams.
Microdose lsd when you are revising. It will sort you out, you'll still want booze but it's more manageable. If it's not to late make friends with an exchange student and tell them you'll check their English for all the coursework.

>>8968572
Damn bro right in the feels. Just stop drinking man, it's really not complicated. I'm 3-4 months sober now and don't even think about it anymore.

>get stupid drunk
>snapchat this reserved girl I've had a crush on saying I want to eat her pussy
>somehow thought it was a good idea
>wake up vaguely remembering it and thinking "oh shit"
>she never speaks to me again

>got sober
>moved in with likewise sober boyfriend
>really want to drink but don't want him to see me drunk or risk him trying to drink with me
I guess its for the best, but I do miss it sometimes. Have a drink for me lads.

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>>8970114
>Just stop drinking man
Oh gee wiz I never thought of that! It's all so clear now!

>>8969264
Lol your not an alcoholic. You just became a lazy fatass. Come back to this thread when you wake up shaking in the morning and panicking because you drank all your vodka the night before.

i feel so fucking shit

About to go to tescos

Wanna grab a cold beer or something and just lay back and sit with my pupper.

Recommend me something good. Preferably no spirits. (But im not fussy) I just wanna relax rn.

>>8970219
but he hasn't had sex in ONE YEAR anon.
ONE YEAR

>>8970540
Steel Reserve the Low Gravity Lager

Bought a case of Kirin yesterday at my local Japanese/Asian grocery store. Sipping now. Still disappointed that the US version is actually brewed in LA

>>8968538
I've actually gotten to the point where I think her personality makes her physically uglier. Don't like her one bit anymore.

bout a week sober, have some cravings but not as bad as i have the last few times. actually being conscious while having what i think were seizures while laying in bed helped i think.

>>8970561
I haven't had sex one single time and I've been alive for 27 years.

>Log on FB
>Your memories on Facebook
>Anon, we care about you and your Facebook memories. We thought that you'd like to look back on this post from 3 years ago.
Post is pictures of a girl I flirted with at a party. I'm not tagged, I didn't comment, I wasn't at the party, my account isn't linked to this post in any way. I also haven't talked to this girl in years.
I only looked at these pictures opened in several tabs, for a similar amount of time I watch porn videos (FB does track users on pages with a "like" button), using only left alt+tab to switch from a pic to another.

FB is fucking creepy. I mean I'm weird for fapping to pics of girls on FB, but FB reminding me "hey, you fapped to these pics 3 years ago and this girl forgot about you you sad fuck" is very weird.

Is Mark conducting experiments on its users again?

>>8970703
Smart phones and social media are two of the greatest misfortunes to ever befall our species.

Thinking about breaking my 3 month sobriety streak to drink one time. Will it reset PAWS?

>>8970751
probably
either that or the bender it sets you off on

>>8970751
Dude if you've been drinking for as long as I have, and I don't see that being impossible, I would just advise you to skip it and stay sober. Even if you just drink a little sooner or later daily use will start happening again, usually. Maybe your an exception, but I'm just saying.

>blew all the money I had saved up for the rest of the month on a bottle of Johnny Walker Black
>woke up the next morning with the bottle empty

Looks like I'm gonna be living rough for the next few weeks

>>8970540
Newcastle Brown ale is so smooth and wonderful.

>>8970808
Or, hear me out here, you could actually work for more money...

>>8970808

blue or bust

>>8969292
Got my third dui last year. Luckily 2 were in one state and not all in one or id be in prison. That being the case I got a week in jail and suspended license for a year. Crashed the car and got insurance for it. Now I will ride public transit for the rest of my life.

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mfw i crack 2 beers at the same time cuz why bother getting up twice in ten minutes

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Alcoholic Neuropathy anyone? That's quite annoying.

I really dislike the taste of alcohol and don't know how to get a taste of it.

I started drinking early this year when I turned 18. I hated beer and lager, but could stomach whisky and vodka fine for the most part.

Then I over drank, threw up, and now stomaching spirits is hell. Every sip makes me want to throw up.

Only thing I can bare right now is a beer or two and cider just fine, but neither is particularly pleasant.

I jumped straight in, yet to try alcopops, or mix drinks. I'm guessing if I start mixing drinks I'll begin to get a taste for them?
Is this a good idea?

Any good mixing recipes?

>>8970834

yeah booze and your stomach is a good combo.

also vomit and the toilet/garbage can/cat for the next morning is reccomended.,

>>8970834
The more you drink the more you get over stomaching it.
It used to take me three shots to get hammered, but as I went on, now it takes me half a bottle.
I don't ever throw up either.

>>8970835
You're drunk. Luckily so am I so I understand what you just said.

>>8970569
My nig nog. Before switching to vodka I loved me some steele reserve.

>>8968641
>I'm kinda fat
Apparently she's into dad bod, or whatever kids call "kinda fat" these days.

>>8968753
>This man saw god, he's delusional. God doesn't exist, this is nonsense!
- A Priest.

>>8968780
Did you had sex on the back seats while a friend recorded?

>>8968886
>mfw I'm grey and would have spent hundreds if my card company accepted payments to whatever vendor CB uses to handle payments.
>>8968947
That's not how it works. Moderators are trusted friends, sometimes IRL friends ; you are a client. A good client, but not on his way to become moderator.
>>8969019
>Cuz I'm shy.
They are professionals more apt at handling an Aspie than many psychologists.
Well, the good ones are. There are review sites where prostitution is legal I heard.
They offer "girl friend experience" too, you get to discuss with her what you both mean by that.

>>8969078
You'd better have drank the shitty ones.

Whats a good way to drink Gin?
A mate gave me a couple bottles of the stuff and I cant stand to drink it straight

>>8970842
There is no good way anon. Either power through it straight or pour it down the drain and get vodka.

>>8970842
Gin tastes like pine trees, it's awful.
Just chase it with some soda.

Drinking cheap ass punk rock beer (Lucky Lager). Haven't drank this since I was like 19. It's better than budweiser at half the price. Drink of choice for all the punk rock kids back in the day. Cheapest available beer in Canada. Competes with the likes of Milwaukee's best and PBR. Have any of you ever tried it?

>36 hours sober
>Side hurts
>Just had to confront my neighbor about goose stomping all over the fucking place because it was rattling my fucking blinds
>"Uh, well, it's an apartment!"
>Annoyed and want a drink because I never confront people and it gave me the jitters
Fucking damn it

>>8964410
>I have no idea what this Hot Sex drink is, but I can assure you anything contained in a bottle with these words printed will suck, no matter how and what you mix it with.
It was alright.

>>8970853

gin is fucking amazing if you have the slightest idea how to make a decent drink.

but if youre a worthless alcoholic who drinks from the bottle, gin is a big noo.

>>8970870
Honestly vodka is the best for drunks because it mixes with everything. Gin is great with tonic though. I love it.

>>8970108
>microdose lsd
How would that help?

I'm addicted to white russians

>>8970842
Tonic, self hate, and a dash of lime juice and sugar syrup.

>>8970868
Good for you.

>>8970887
Vodka and water is way superior to gin and water.
Sometimes I had to drink in public and a clear plastic water bottle is discreet. It does not taste good, however.

Why is drinking so difficult now? I used to be able to chug alcohol no matter what it was, and get wasted within an hour. Now I have to struggle to down beer and it takes hours to get drunk. It's not fun. Is it just tolerance? I also dislike the taste of alcohol now, when I used to love it.

>>8970954
Perhaps an associate has been spiking your food with anti-alcohol medication

>>8970954
>It's not fun
So stop doing it you fucking dingus. Get one beer you know you'll like, something fruity or an amber or a porter or something, and just sit and enjoy it over the course of whatever.
Congrats, now you're a normal person.

Most people don't get shitfaced with any regularity past the age of 24

>>8970842

I wish my mate would give me a couple bottles of gin
Where do you find mates like that?

Also, with tonic and maybe a wedge of lime. Doesn't need to be good tonic either. In fact the cheaper stuff, to me, typically tastes less syrupy and sweet, crisper, which is better.

>>8969292
lol you're an idiot. i had to do the same shit. honestly, you deserve to be in jail if you can't complete a mere year of probation

>>8970986
Yeah I noticed when my buddy comes over he stops at 3 and so do I because I don't want to seem like a drunkard. But when I drink alone it's 15-20 over several hours.

>>8970977
I doubt it, I cook all my phone food!

>>8970190
it's really that simple. just stop it

>>8971032
own*

Great.
Parents found out I'm drinking.
They want me to get help.
I'm pissed off because I don't like to talk about it.

>>8971045
Just keep drinking. Eventually they give up.

My mommy even drives me to the liquor store as long as it's not everyday. ( i never learned to drive)

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>>8971045
>I'm pissed off because I don't like to talk about it.
Think about why that is.

>They want me to get help.
and then follow their advice.

>>8971045
Should've done what I did. Admit early on you started drinking and then just lie about the amounts.

I love you so much al/ck/.

2nd day sober after a birthday-induced mini-bender.
Couldn't ass myself to go to the gym which I only took up recently today, thanks to a nightmarish night with lots of sweat.
How can that even happen so quickly?!

Will go again tomorrow and hopfully stay sober for at least a month.

>>8970859
>Lucky Lager

hell yeah! are you in BC? I'm from the island

>was drinking ~half a fifth of whisky daily
>not extreme alcoholism, but know it'll slowly kill me
>do acid for the first time a few days ago
>haven't had any booze (or even soda) since, feeling pretty good
>bought a fifth today when I was at the store out of habit

well fuck

>>8972100
ive heard that acid can help addicts get clean

do you think that is the case for you and if so why? was it really introspective?

>>8972103
It was just an experience. I've been dealing with (self diagnosed) depression for 11 straight years, been smoking for 9 years, drinking for 6. I smoked a lot of weed in high school, but otherwise have avoided illegal drugs. I've been on vacation from work and did it with my only real friend sort of on a whim.

I don't really know what happened in my brain other than some hippie bullshit about creating and ending several universes and going through multiple levels of hell on a personal level, but at some points found visualization of what's holding me back in life and I think it really helped me. I haven't even felt depressed since. It's the first time in over a decade I didn't wake up wishing for death.

Since I already bought this booze, I'm going to drink it. But I think now it's personal choice, even though it's just been a few days. I don't know how, but yes, I do think LSD can help addicts and people with mental issues. However, I wouldn't recommend it to everyone. It's an intense experience and there were a few moments where I had to stop myself from balling myself on the floor and screaming.

If you decide to do it, only do it with people or an individual you trust. It's a very intimate thing, somehow. It's still an illegal substance, as well, so if you decide to try it, stay somewhere at least mostly private in case things get weird.

>>8972145
>I didn't wake up wishing for death

You're probably the luckiest person in this thread.

>>8972174
I literally owe it all to one acid trip.

It'll probably come back when I have to go to work again desu

I havent drank since Monday morning around noon after being on damn near a week long 750ml a day bender. Prior to that last day I hadnt atleast had a couple nips or beers was 5 months ago. Yesterday I had to leave work early to sleep and lay in bed in pain, couldnt do anything but puke bile

Sweat a shit ton overnight last night, finally ate today and drank a ton of water. But had excruciating pain in my back about halfway down on my left and right sides. Anyone know what that would be?

Havent had a drink today/tonight, had milk with a huge dinner that both tasted great. My eyes hurt but I kind of like the feeling, its like the reverse of drunk.

I will say this has felt like the longest day in god knows how long, not even sure how to occupy my time.

Anyone have any thoughts? Ive been lurking these threads for month and withdrawal has always scared me so I never stopped my usual 375ml to 500ml of cheap whiskey after work, but after this past weekend I've decided enough is enough

>>8972100

Ha, this is my typical day sans the acid

>>8968228
My wife and child flew out and now I can drink

>>8972226
Get some weed it helped me with the boredom part a lot

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Is there any better cheap Whiskey than Old Grand dad Bonded? For the life of me I swear it's the bet shit for the price

>crack a beer after a week of sobriety
>that dopamine rush on the first sip

>>8972540

Try that after 2 months. its on par with snorting oxies

>>8972540
>>8972548
i was so nervous to drink my first beer after a year of sobriety. i forgot what it felt like

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Went to Trump bar over the weekend

>>8972566
>no tip

my man

>>8972566

huehuehue jw blue is $120 at Costco you got gypped

>>8972577
He's a cuck what do you expect?

>>8972577
>being poor

>>8972602

I bet I make more money then you

>pretending not to be poor

Still got gypped you dumb asshole

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you fuckers make me depressed.

>Day two of being sober
>Only just now realizing how loud this apartment is
It sounds like im living underneath elephants jesus christ

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31 Days Sober
I started smoking more but generally feel more gooder.

to bad I'm a bartender and surrounded by alcoholics

>>8972880
Tell us what are the rules about serving alcoholics at bars? Are there any?

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>>8972790
>Literally posting in the 'I make my own life a misery by pretending drinking is a real life problem that has been given to me unfairly - I need attention'
I wonder why?

>sober for a fortnight
>bought a fifth of vodka today and drinking now
i don't even know why i bought it. i wasn't having cravings, i'm not feeling down or anything. i just really like getting drunk.

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>>8972958
have a good day

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>>8972963

I got so fucking wasted last night that I'm not even having w/d symptoms tonite. This has happened to me a few times, but I have to get completely shit faced to get a free day off afterwards.

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Omfg. The texts I sent last night. Fucking Christ, what was I thinking

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>it's a blackout and go down stairs and tried to cook breakfast episode

leave stove on, bread burnt and ripped up on counter, eggs dripped all over range....at least I went to bed with a full stomach...........

>>8973211
I txt an ex gf, asking whether she'd let her daughter suck me off.
I... have no words.
Why. Just... oh god what the fuck.
Fug.

Ah who knows, perhaps she'll say yes.
Uh huh.
Brb prison.

>>8973211
My drunk brother used to leave the stove on with boiling pasta water when we were living with our parents, he did that a bunch of times and the house would fill with smoke and stink with burnt pasta.

I had a friend that passed out in an apartment frying tortilla chips in oil, the whole kitchen was black and he had to paint everything, he was nodding off on methadone and xanax, people are stupid.

>>8973252
My roommates boyfriend would just leave the stove on all the time and he didnt even drink. He was just a fucking idiot.

I started going out and checking the stove every night at 9pm after they left to go fuck at his place because he'd do it so often

>>8973121
I can relate to your feelings buddy

>Send drunken text
>No way to undo delet text
Fucking christ
Every email/sms should have a 24 hour timer before it sends it on drunk mode

> after my exam tomorrow i finally have a short reprieve from endless due dates for about a week

ive been keeping it fairly together, getting drunk once every 3-4 days, low dose benzos on the off days, but i think its going to fall apart after tomorrow

>People always told me drunk people hit weakly and can't fight at all
>Get shitfaced yesterday
>Apparently roommate pissed me off really bad for the last time
>Sent him to the hospital somehow
I don't even care about consequences he fucking deserved it I just wish I wasn't such a pussy when I'm sober

>>8973894
people shouldnt generally fuck with alcoholics, they might literally go full ragemode on you

>>8973240
haha you magnificent bastard

how old is the daughter?

>>8970827
I grab two at a time but I don't crack the other one until I finish the first one.

>>8970834
You'll just get over it if you keep drinking. Chase shots if you want.
That being said, you're so damn young dude, don't go full alcohol. It can happen to you and it's not a joke.

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>>8968228
I'm looking into slivovitz. Which nationality would you say has the best? Which brand is best? What experiences do you have with it?

>>8974022
>kebab
>barbecue style northern europeans have been doing for hundreds of years is now """kebab"""
fuck you

>>8974057
That's because they're social justice faggots pandering to you Islamic shitbags. Now go blow yourself up, Achmed.

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>>8968228
I think I'm going to drink at least 20 beers today, I have 30 or so. Is it possible?

>>8974151
of course it is
try playing wisest wizard, though you'll only have yourself to play with

>>8974142
>pandering to you Islamic shitbags
There aren't even any muslims in my country what the fuck is your problem

is a 6 pack a day alcoholic ??

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>>8974361
I mean I can do two hurricanes a night five nights a week and just not do it when something interesting comes up.

So like you no, it isnt strictly being an alchoholic if you skip it to do other shit - but its still bad for you.

Alchoholism = inability to attend to responsibility/enjoy yourself without. If being an alch makes you stop, and increases your health then yes youre an alch. Dont use not being an alch as an excuse to keep drinking, or you might become one or just be unhealthy.

Like look at the calories that gives you and remove that from your weekly dose, and then add in that same amount with actual food. Its just not worth it man.

>>8974151
i went to a party about a week ago and brought a 12 pack. ran out, we got food and i got maybe 4 at the bar, then picked up a six pack on the way back. if anything, i was just tired after it all. beer eventually just becomes tylenol pm or nyquil when youve switched to liquor for some time.

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i'm gonna get rejected by this girl i like tonight
i can't wait because it means i get to drink the pain away

>>8974909
This is dangerous but I get it. It was almost a relief when a girl didn't text me back when I asked her out, it meant I could allow myself to wallow and hit the bottle

Hey all. I know some of you guys are actual alcoholics. I need advice. If I can't turn down the opportunity to drink/am sneaking alcohol from my parent's stash, just to get a buzz while I fuck around online, that's not normal right?

I want to not develop an alcohol problem before I can even legally biy my own booze

>>8975373
Sounds to me like your on the path. Ive been drinking for 9 years now mostly daily and definitely daily the past 2 years, and I started out like that, doing the exact same thing.

>>8968739
lots of folks in here trying to quit, and you actually followed through
well done mate

>>8975373
I know I'm giving you two replies here, but honestly I'm just sitting at a counter in someone else's house drinking vodka and staring at your post and thinking about how much time it's been that I've been drinking. I would definitely watch myself if I were you to not get too heavy into it, or maybe just not even do it. Not trying to be an asshole here.

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>>8968228
Currently going full hipster and drinking a local craft brew.
Would recommend if you find yourself in the DC metro area

>>8975452

You're not being an ass at all, I actually really appreciate your input and perspective dude. Stay in this thread, maybe I can help you too.

I think I have an addictive personality. Wikipedia is telling me there's no medical consensus on the actual existence of something like an 'addictive personality' as a disorder, but I'm definitely the type to fall down the rabbit hole of pleasure seeking, after experiencing something only a couple times. I could list probably a dozen different things I am or have been psychologically addicted to, but I won't bore you unless you express interest

I know that 'wow, I've gotten drunk 4 out of 6 days this week I'm sooooo hardcore' is basically an insult to true alcoholics. But today is the first day I've felt an alcohol craving supersede my rational mind. I used to be able to blame alcohol cravings on having already had alcohol and wanting to keep the party going. But having two decent sized drinks before 4 p.m. out of a bottle of ouzo my mom was probably saving (she's not a big drinker) doesn't feel like normal alcohol use.

I'm sneaking alcohol even though my mom has had drinks with me on special occasions in the past, and feels comfortable with that because even though Im 'legally' underage, I'm 20nand the state I live in allows drinks with a guardians consent

Reason I'm sneaking ouzo, is because I finished the 1/3 bottle of wine and couple inches of gin in the bottles in the same cabinet, over the last couple days.

Like I said my mom doesn't drink much, so I'm not even worried about her finding out soon/in the future. I'm more worried about my impulse control

Also...how do y'all manage Captcha when it discriminates against drunk people. I'm still human when its hard to see

Wellp, I went a good week without getting drunk and I runied it by taking a luch break at the dave and fucking busters bar and screwing an acquaintance in the family bathroom. Not my proudest moment.

>>8975613

Hot.

But honestly... (maybe it's because Im female and haven't ever been with someone I was actually really into) why is drunk sex so good.

>>8970939
>Good for you.
Yup.

How do I know if I'm just craving alcohol or if I'm having an actual hangover?

>>8968767
>>8968866
suntory isn't expensive, it's one of the cheapest japanese whiskies, as well as nikka. abroad though they probably only have the higher level suntory (equivalent to like johnny black or green) or other japanese whiskies like hibiki

>>8973548
There used to be an option in gmail for that.
You could set up time/day where it would ask you maths questions to solve in a given time, and tell you to drink water and go to bed if you failed.
I'm not sure they kept it.

Similar apps for phone.

Can you claim phone was stolen and texts were not from you, or were they personal? Is GPS activated?

>>8974057
Not him but what's the English word for it? Isn't skewer just the wood/metal thing?

>>8975551
>'wow, I've gotten drunk 4 out of 6 days this week I'm sooooo hardcore' is basically an insult to true alcoholics.
Oh, don't worry, we all started right where you are, drinking almost daily in front of the computer, slowly but surely, stealing from our relatives to keep our addiction going, hiding our consumption or its amount to our friends and family.
You're not playing episodes in broadcast order...
Try spending a month sober and think about how you feel. It's a good thing to do when one's questioning himself about his consumption.

>>8975628
Probably because you
>>haven't ever been with someone [you were] actually really into

>>8975997
I think the true problem is that there are actually 7 days in a week. If alcohol abuse is affecting your cognition this much you should seriously reconsider your intake.

If you are worried about your impulse control you should probably not use drugs or drink. Unless you don't care about anything, in which case do whatever you want.

Personally I drink most nights but only get drunk 2 or 3. I limit myself to 3-4 six packs a week total. Occasionally if I am with friends I go overboard.

But I also chipped dope/oxy for 7 years without developing an addiction and quit cold turkey when my brother OD'd so I am very confident in my impulse control.

Who knows? I got addicted to weed and cigarettes.

Lonely
So you drink to forget about it
Which pushes everyone away farther
Rinse and repeat exponentially till the end of days

Killing a 24 pack of Miller and listening to Drinkin Problem by Midland

What are yall up to this Thursday?

>>8976173
Waiting for the loneliness to end, once my fiancee finally wakes up to text me or my senile grandmother goes to bed so I can have a mild amount of freedom besides incessantly following her around making sure I dont get charged with elderly neglect from lack of attention. She just tried going to bed for the 4th time but keeps shouting questions on why she needs a sitter and 'am I a Burdon?' Repeatly. Soon she will tire herself out and I can drink peacefully for a few hours

>>8976189
Also stimulant hangover from a 3 day tweekend. Would love for her to GO TO BED so I can finally have another nap.

>>8976189
Considering its memorial day weekend you should take her camping. Maybe she'll get lost in the woods and boom problem solved.

>>8976209
If only it was that easy, that would solve easily 15% of my current problems. And on the negative elevate my life to sink or swim status due to other factors. Fuck

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>get one of those two-day shaky sick can't-sleep hangovers
>promise myself i won't drink for two months
>less than four days later i'm back to the normalcy of endless depression and social anxiety and all i want to do is drink and remove myself from reality so i can genuinely enjoy even a single moment of living

>>8976209
And that would be veryillegal and morally wrong to do to family and no no

>>8968580

what happened famalam

>>8970842

gin and juice duh

>>8970834
Nothing. Alcohol is not a good drug to get into. It's addictive, socially acceptable, and will ruin your life once you're dependent on it. Even if you're not, you'll find that you're the exact person that 14 year old you didn't want to be but is. Rum and coke is a great starter, mix with lime for a cuba libre.

I'm glad the sound of the microwave and air conditioner is hiding my quiet sobbing from awaking anyone and ruining the chance to drink in peace.

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>>8976267
Cheeky nightfall snack

>>8976292
damn that sounds tasty

Does a mixture of melted butter and rum taste good?

It sounds kind of appetizing after a few drinks.

I might be pregnant or something, I don't know.

>>8975551
Sounds like me when I started, just drinking an inch or two from my parents' stash at a time, they weren't big drinkers either. Then came a time when they had friends over who wanted a stiff drink, and they found about 5 empty bottles there. That was a fun conversation. But ya, you're not on a good path dude. It only gets worse if you go to college/uni, because it's even easier to justify the drinking since "everyone does it". Until you end up like me, who held onto the college drinking habits after graduating and now have a shit job while everyone else I knew grew up and went on living life after college

>>8976298
I forgot to mention
> one coffee mug full of cranberry juice
15.5oz microwavable cup of Creamy Broccoli White Cheddar
Standard 16.9oz Water
200ml of Skol

Costs about ~$5 total

How do I get sober? I'm getting real sick of cleaning vomit out of my carpet

>>8976333
Get help, for real. Whether it's checking yourself into the hospital for detox if you've been on a long long bender, or going to AA meetings, or talking to a therapist. It's hard to do it by yourself

>>8976319
Started making 5$ Nightcap Meals every other day to satisfy my desire to drink/eat myself to sleep without downing 750ml bottle with 1500 calories of food.

200ml bottle of alcohol
Cup or bottle of water (Hydration/feel fuller)
coffee Mug of fruit juice or similar non- soda beverage
Heat n Eat or No heat required Snack. (tinned fish, olives, canned meats, granola bars, microwavable soups.)

About the least unhealthy thing ive found to quell my daily Nightfall Gluttony Rampage.

>>8976349
And pickled foods are so low in calories I can be a glutton all I want for a low price.

>>8976349
It may not be the best thing to scarf down immediately before going to lay down for bed but it sure beats laying down with multiple undigested tv dinners eaten within 20 minutes of each other chased with a half liter of liquor and multiple bottles of sugary juice or caffeinated sodas all within the same span of time. That kind of gluttony was ruining my appearance/wallet and wrecking my insides.

Does anyone else become a glutton once their spouse/roommates/others fall asleep? If I wake up in the night to piss and I do not force myself back to bed, I will consistently detour to the liquor/beer and kitchen and devour as much as I can until I either drunkenly pass out on the couch or feel ill and try to sneak back into bed next to my wife.

>>8976390
yeah, i dont know why but the temptation to just eat and drink compulsively always comes up at night

>>8968580

I ate 2 sugar cubes with a hit each before school back when I was a senior in high school. I was having a hard time maintaining, and that's when the planes hit the towers. Since I went to school in Arlington VA, we were rushed home. Met up with some buddies and went kayaking for the rest of day.

Would rate 9/11.

>>8970668
Keep it up

>>8970867
Confrontation is hard.

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>>8968228
My new favorite bourbon. Willett Steel Pot Reserve

end of day 4 without drinking here

shitty sleep the first couple nights and a general sense of anxiety crushing boredom and basically feeling numb (no good or bad feelings just baseline whatever) but don't feel a desire to drink. I'm aiming for 30 days and hoping I just get used to not drinking.

been locked in my room eating peanuts and watching various Maria Bamford all day, living the dream boys. Looking forward to a feeling of happiness

This thread is a really depressing read.

>>8976743
my life is a really depressing experience

>>8976493
bout to crack a 40oz of rum, sorry bud

fuuuuuuck

i was sober for three weeks and started drinking two nights ago. said i would just have a half pint of jim beam, been drunk ever since. have a court ordered breathalyzer in my car so i had to uber so i could be drunk at work. on my second pint of whiskey today. i'm supposed to be sober right now too. nobody that knows me wants me to drink. the liquor store clerk is a qt redhead and she seems pretty flirty so fuck it brehs im goin to ask her for her phone number next time im there

>>8976718
have you ever gone to AA? the god stuff is gay but it's nice being around other people that have the same problem. makes the whole experience less lonely

>>8976785
>the god stuff is gay but it's nice being around other people that have the same problem. makes the whole experience less lonely
this tbqh, hate all the feely bullshit but listening to them all talk is p good

>>8976785
I went to NA once and it made me uncomfortable. I felt like I didn't belong, everyone else seemed like they'd fucked their lives up pretty bad and I was mostly there because I saw what was coming in the future and wanted to see if it would do anything. What I took from NA was "If I don't get my shit together I'll have no choice but to be here"

I'm doing fine on my own so far, I'm just bored.

>>8976778
>court ordered breathalyzer
Don't fuck up on that shit because they WILL nail your ass to the wall

t. happened to me

>>8976809
yeah that's kid of how AA was for me. it's easy to point at someone and notice how much worse they are than you but they are just further down the path and thought the same thing about some other guy when they were at your level. we're all stuck on the same sinking ship it's just some of us are in the bilge and others are in the crow's nest working their way down. that's not the best analogy but you get what i mean. if you know youre on the path youll end up with those other guys if you dont quit for good. i'm a total hypocrite too so dont take me seriously

>>8976785
>95% of everybody resigns to the weird god stuff
Sorry, I don't get over my problems by pretending I believe in shit I don't.

>>8976834
i've tried to use it when i know i'm drunk or just curious what my BAC is. when i got it re-calibrated i didnt get an additional fine or any sort of reprimanding for intending to drive intoxicated. am i going to be penalized at the end of my three months for showing that i was trying to drive with it at some point? the thing doesn't even start when i'm at 0.04

>tfw somehow have managed to avoid a DUI the past couple years despite all the times
>even drove into a snowbank once and had to call a tow truck at like 9pm around new years and im pretty sure the driver knew i was drunk
>(i thought the country road kept going after an intersection, turns out it was a T intersection)
pretty lucky desu

>>8976845
I never understood these breathalyze starters its kind of fucked if its an emergency like a tidal wave or some crazy shit and you cant evacuate cuz you were drinking.

Besides, cant you just start it then start drinking while it warms up and idles?

>>8976903
>Besides, cant you just start it then start drinking while it warms up and idles?
you're the reason technology progresses my friend

those breathalyzer things seem like they'd be easy to bypass if you knew shit about anything automotive or electronic
though thats true of most security of anything

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>>8976910
That post made me feel really good. Thanks.

>>8976903
with mine you have to breathe in to start it, 5 minutes after that, then after that it's every 15-20 minutes. you can't drink while driving it shuts off your car if you blow into it and it detects alcohol

>>8976912
you get in huge trouble if they found out you've tampered with it it's not worth the risk at all. if i want to go on a bender i'll use uber or get a friend to drive me around

>>8976961
but having to pull over every 15 minutes to blow your car is ok? wtf

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>>8976961
>they make you blow into the breathalizer every quarter hour

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>>8976971
>>8976981
it's hooked up to a long chord. you don't have to pull over but it's a bitch if youre in heavy traffic and it starts beeping at you.

>>8976845
If your court order said abstain from all alcohol then yes you're fucked because you drank and they can prove it

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>>8977004
>SCSI

>>8977004
>letting your freedoms be this restricted
Just refuse it and try like a granny illegally.
Stop enabling these nazi-esque laws.

>>8968469
thats beautiful anon

>>8968469
started to do this except with coke cans when i first moved into my dorm in college
then i realized how it looked to everyone else and took it down

>>8970606
>Still disappointed that the US version is actually brewed in LA
i did not know this.
never drinking it again

>>8970986
>something fruity or an amber or a porter
found the faggot

Been drinking Moscow mules and gin n' tonic lately. Give me a new cocktail to make/try.

>>8968460
Yes.
I buy two.
Lasts me the week though.

>This thread
Christ, am I the only alcoholic that only drinks at night and doesn't let it affect his life?
If it wasn't for the looming threat of future health problems I'd have no reason to quit

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>>8976167
underrated post

>>8977081
That's what normal people drink

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>been making progress with quitting lately
>took a day off work to relax and go hiking
>it's raining so i'm stuck home playing vidya and i can't stop thinking about getting shitfaced
>i can't stop thinking about ordering food and wine or beers
>i can see my beer and liquor glasses from where i'm sitting and it's almost driving me over the edge thinking about how good it feels to drink

>>8976303
How fat are you?

>>8976778
Liquor store clerks don't go out with alkies.

>>8976903
>an emergency like a tidal wave or some crazy shit
Aliens won't invade Earth, and even then, a car won't save you.
Similarly, tidal waves go up. Going sideway doesn't help. Climb onto a rooftop.

>>8977013
>Drunk driving and murdering innocents is a constitutional right
What about you get a horse? They walk you home if you're drunk.

>>8976135
>If you are worried about your impulse control you should probably not use drugs or drink


Ughhhhh?????

>When you wake up and realize there's still a small bit left in the bottle

>>8977477
>you can't just leave that there, it'd be pointless, might as well drink it
>but it's too little to get you buzzed, better buy some more booze

>>8977497
This is 100% what happens every time

>>8968469
I used to have a collection of bourbon and cola can wizards staffs I'd made in uni

it both filled me with sadness and joy to wake up feeling like shit and seeing a new one you don't remember that has to be angled heavily to not hit the ceiling

>>8977166
used to do this till it started really effecting me
how old are you?

New thread ?

none of you people make your own booze. You're all generic rookies.

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Didn't drink for a week, so damn proud of myself that I'm gonna reward myself with some cheapo crap.

this is the point you know you're drinking with children.

>>8977902
who are you talking to you retard?

>>8977897
That one tastes quite decent for it's price IMO.

I think there is mold inside my finger

>>8978407
why do you think that?

guys i dont know how i made it but im back from the aclohol store know im startimng to shake and sweat
guess i should start eh

>sober 2 weeks
>picked up a fifth for after work
>trying not to drink a "little" before i go in

>>8972226
Withdrawal scares me to man. Scared ill have a fucken seizure or all the bad shit. I mean the worst I got is the gut, the shakes amd the sweats but fuck I get scared.

3 monthes dry

Withdrawing from a heavy codeine habit. I hope the WD doesnt last too long. At least alch physical WD is short.

>Doing something interesting
>Drinking
>Drank too much too fast
(not drunk, buzzed a bit)
>Get the incredible urge or impulse to just do sudokus and listen to tunes and disregard what I was doing before
>Have to comply every time because I won't be able to focus on anything

God fucking damn it

>>8978688
Suduku is a good way to keep your brain sharp.

I would know, I can not stand to do them sober and I'm dumb as hell

>>8978712
I'm below average in intelligence and it's probably the only "game" I play mostly, and the shit meme about sudokus and keeping brain sharp is bullshit, it's literally just a few easy patterns

>>8978721
>easy

>>8978726
Well maybe not super easy, but then again I have done probably ten thousand of them by now

I'm 20 and drink either a handle of Smirnoff or a 3L bag of franzia nearly every day. It's been months. If I'm not drunk I am always just throwing up water, because when my body strains to vomit it is the only time my head stops hurting.
How fucked am I?

just bought 10 cans of beer and 3 0.5l bottles of some pale ale that has 7.5% alcohol in it

so far, prett comfy night here lads, how about you?

>today anon destroyed the last vestiges of hope that his best friend ever had for him and is now, truly alone

I'm crying in the bathtub with a bottle of Smirnoff right now. It's funny, because the only thing I can think about is that I want better vodka. Maybe he was right after all

>>8978796
What would you rather be drinking?

>>8978775
About to head to the liquor store soon but I'm not sure what I'll get. Thought I'd stop by here first and see if anything inspires me.

>>8968578
>mclaughlin
how fucking old are you lmao

>>8978822
my friday night usually looks like a bottle of Tullamore Dew and some coke but im trying to quit hard liquor so i bought shitloads of beer today

>>8976303
look up hot buttered rum

>>8973211
I lived with a guy who whenever he got drunk he'd make bacon in the grill late at night and EVERY TIME he'd set off the fire alarm.

>>8977897
I think it should be quite obvious that you're not going to beat your addiction by rewarding yourself for not drinking by drinking.

But if that's not what you're going for, carry on, that's a decent vodka in the price range.

>>8978773
Pretty fucked, yeah. Get help before it becomes even more impossible to get help.

>>8977512
There is the time when there is none left, and you're in a panic and have to go to the store with withdrawals in a rush before it become impossible to walk out.

>>8977896
Congratulation for your ability to mix sugar and yeast in a jar. >>>/diy/ is the board to talk about that.

>>8978796
We're here for you, Anon.
You're one of my closest friend...

>>8978913
I am fortunate enough to have people that actually still care about me despite my behavior (still relatively functioning, I just embarrass myself pretty bad every few weeks), and don't want to let them in on how bad it is/ how weak I am. Fug.

>>8978991
what is to be said about someone who is "addicted" to weed similarly to how you fellas are addicted to alcohol?

I know physical addiction for weed doesn't exist, it's still hard to quit if you've done it long enough. From reading these replies, it seems like I smoke for the same reason you guys drink.

>>8978835
I also decided to go with beer, it's still really early in the afternoon and I figured this might pace me better. Not that the time of day really matters to me right now. Also got a little mickey of rum if my mood changes later.

>>8978999
Physical addiction is just your body getting acclimated to functioning on certain substances and going into panic when deprived of them (causing seizures, nausea, vomiting, etc). As you said there's no such thing as a physical addiction to THC but it is possible to develop a psychological dependency to anything (ex. binge eating), if you're a weak enough person.

>>8978999
Although I am a little confused by your question meng, what is to be said about us? I like the way booze makes me feel/think and it takes my mind off of the constant self loathing (especially when alone). But it's a vicious cycle because I act like an ass when I overindulge and we're back at square 1.

i ran out of beer last night so i chugged a bottle of mouthwash

New thread here:
>>8979084
>>8979084