ck webm thread?
>>8938701
At what point would you guys no longer want to eat this, bros? For me, it's 0:14
>>8938731
After the first tortilla for sure.
>>8938731
I was still unboard until they deep fried it. At that point I it'd be a hassle to pull apart and eat separately
>>8938864
> pull apart and eat separately
You're missing the point of TACO TOOWN
>>8938784
Source, name, anything?!?!
>>8938784
>>8938941
You people are fucking desperate and sex obsessed. Take it to the /gif/ board.
>>8938784
I want to lick the mess off of those
>>8938957
Fag.
>>8939147
lewd
>>8938701
this was such a great sketch
i'd eat the whole thing t b h
>>8939147
absolute shit pizza
>>8939147
>>8938957
>>8938784
get that whore out of here this is a food board
>>8939301
Hey I know that exact restaurant
>>8939592
That shit would fuck you up if you accidentally spilled it on your hand though. Kinda scary.
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
>ok guys hear me out seriously you guys just listen ok so like what if we put guys come on what if we put grilled cheese in guys I'm not joking just imagine this grilled cheese mixed with vodka
>>8938701
I lost it when he laid it onto the pizza.
>>8939848
millennials should be executed
>>8939877
>Triggered
>>8939909
um sweetie, no. It's called having a bit of class.
>>8939914
Sure. Your idea of class...
>>8939914
I bet you consider aspic salads to be classy.
>>8939848
Russia pls invade
>>8939848
XD dude where'd you find that!?!?!?!? it's so funny i never seen it before !LOL!!!
Probably the shittiest webbum thread ck has produced so far, and I don't say that lightly.
>>8940024
So yes to the aspic?
>>8940039
No, just a random anon stopping in to inform you of your shortcomings; don't care about your asperg aspic
>>8940061
Oh, OK
>>8938731
After the guac tortilla.
>>8938784
Is she looking for an assistant to clean those tits off after she's finished filming?
>>8939336
She doesn't do enough anal scenes.
>>8938784
Yo you're fuckin getting crumbs and milk everywhere. God damn
>>8939336
Sauce me brotendo
>>8939336
QUIT LICKING SHIT WHILE YOU'RE STILL USING IT YOU FAT WHORE
>>8940220
alura jenson>>8938941 katie thornton
does anybody have that webm of asian guy flipping a massive fucking pan of fried rice
>>8938784
gross, she's a fucking slob. she probably has chunks of rotting food lodged all over her body
>>8941060
>>8941075
An old BBC show called "The Restaurant" that wasn't really very good and died after 3 seasons.
But if it did one thing, it gave us those gems.
>>8941064
unitask-can-opener-shill.webm
>>8940945
Japan is fucking mistake.
>>8940945
Ok, this is dumb
>>8941055
He's a big guy
>>8941041
>Non-Newtonian marinades
The ffffuck?
>>8941217
I often wonder, was 2 nukes too many, or not enough?
>>8941346
I hate this guy's expressions when he eats. I probably just hate his face in general.
>>8942459
surprised he didn't cook and try to eat the ipad
>>8942459
you can tell the meat is completely raw when the tongs touch
unbelievable how shitty this guy is at cooking
>>8942606
damn that batter spread was fucking smooth though
>>8942606
Picks his nose in front of people who will eat his food. Why?
Does anyone have the webm of the old lady cutting an onion or potato or something completely awfully? Like she's cutting towards her hand with jerking motions.
PLEASE
>>8942670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS732zyYfU
>>8942686
Mary (or Marie) Italian Tomato Sauce. The original video was removed from youtube, I know one Anon reposted it, but I think it was removed too due to copyrights.
It must be somewhere else.
>>8942686
I love how he teases the audience at the beginning
same for the accoustic version of "leyla"
>>8941075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM
>>8942726
Looks like shit. Why would anyone want to sit around and eat 85% cheese for a meal?
>>8942760
>yes goy, why eat that sub human pizza
>>8942679
>it's a "guy replies to every post like people care about his opinion" episode
>>8942787
Look at this guy who replies to every stupid post like people hadn't ignored it on purpose.
>>8942737
c'est l'œuvre du démon
>>8939336
Why do people think she looks good? She looks absolutely disgusting
>>8942850
frogs, chinks... they're all subhuman
>>8943012
>>8943017
>>8943023
>>8943026
>>8943032
>>8943035
>>8943046
>>8943049
>>8943055
>>8943088
>>8943097
>>8943101
>>8943088
is she.. is she kneading dough on a fucking glasstop oven?
what the actual fuck
>>8940945
im just imagining the octopus trying to climb out of my stomach and back up my throat
>>8943144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Q1NYKZ4XI
>>8942784
Tbqhwy original deep dish looks disgusting considerating all that grease
>>8942823
I just want to see those milk juggs covered in whipped cream, not her face
>>8939848
>hits blunt
>"whoa man what two things are trendy man"
>"idk bro like cheese for sure"
>"what about vodka bro"
>"yeah bro vodkas pretty lit man but how can you make cheese vodka"
>"dude what if we made grilled cheese and let it set into sludge in vodka and called it a drink"
>"duuuuuuuude"
>>8943181
I thought she was American before watching the video. It's disgusting.
>>8942737
>>8939848
>>8941346
the face he makes when he eats makes me feel like he's gonna eat my skin next
>>8942865
Fucking suave as fuck
>>8942812
>I got a (You) out of it, Jerry
(You)s aren't upvotes, lad. You have to go back to
>>>/reddit/
>>8943487
When we die the only thing we really own are our (you)s
>>8942459
Every time
>>8942606
Not bad for someone with multiple sclerosis
>>8942865
STOP BANGING ON THE CUTTING BOARD YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>8943035
Poor thing, she left the steaks on the grill for so long they started to mold
>>8940937
>Oh what a lovely-
>BLOMBF
Fucking why? Why not just grind up fat people and inject them directly into your fucking heart you fucking cunts. Cut out the middleman and stop abusing and torturing the very goddamn fucking concept of cooking.
>>8939792
>>8940945
I'd be more upset by this if I didn't keep eating nuggets after seeing the webm of the chicks being blended en masse to make nuggets.
I mean, if I'm still going to eat them after seeing that I'm not gonna begrudge China for eating the squirming tentacles of an octopus whose just had its head cut off.
If you want to hate them for anything, hate them for cooking dogs alive because the adrenaline of their fear, panic and pain is supposed to make them tastier. That's right, they cook them alive.
>>8943622
>>8943680
>implying I'm complaining about fastfood
Mate, I eat at burger king all the time. If it's not that, I'm stuffing a kebab in my craw.
There's a difference between a burger and someone taking a big cheesy shit all over what looked like a pretty nice meal. A quarter of the cheese would have been great, but there's a point where you need to stop and when your meal has become sixty percent fucking cheese you surpassed it.
>>8943660
>Americans
>>8943680
Fucking KEK at this image. The idea of some nerd living direct next to a Miggy Deez and sitting at his window bitching every meal really strokes my fancies.
>I hate my life cut off at the bottom
L.O.L.
>>8943653
RIP to pajeets fingers
>>8943731
came here to post this
fucking top kek
>>8943660
The cheese going onto the potatoes is raclette, which is a French cheese, and doing this is a French invention.
>>8943649
this gives me nightmares, I've seen two men lose hands and fingers working with that shit.
>>8939792
9/10 for taste
2/10 for presentation
>>8943952
Raclete comes from the French word "to scrape" (racler). If one were to do an image search on the cheese, they would see it is quite common practice to scrape this cheese. I know that this is bait, but I hope you at lease learn something from this.
>>8939877
Unless you're born before 1980 then you are also a millennial idiot
Enjoy.
>>8939290
just like your taste
>>8942670
dude i thought he was hitting a bump
>>8943567
underrated toast
>>8943060
Uh, yeah. Welcome to life, you stupid bitch.
>>8942865
all of the salt fucking blows away
brilliant
>>8942704
it still amazes me how shit translations are to this day
>>8942679
I hate when an asshole does this.
>>8944030
molecular gastronomy is fuckin dumb
>>8938701
I would try it after they deep fried it.
>>8938731
The corn husk is literally inedible. remove that, and the rest is "fine".
>>8944030
>eating heavily processed foods that take 9 hours to make
no thanks, i'll eat strawberries dipped in sugar, which is what that is
>>8938731
Until they add the shitty pizza. every other bit of that would taste good, but that was just undercooked over sauced slop
>>8944324
showry is such a weirdo
>>8943177
You're supposed to chew your food, not glop it down. You're not a snake damnit.
>>8943622
That's French. Calm down and have a glass of wine. They eat that like once or twice a year max.
>>8943649
>>8943653
This would trigger >>>/diy/ so hard.
>>8943703
The very core concept of this dish is the melted cheese. The boiled potatoes and charcuterie are like the toast under peanut butter and jam or the bun in a burger.
What you eat at Xmas, thanksgiving and Halloween isn't exactly healthy either.
>>8943999
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette
>>8944600
>which is what that is
What about bragging rights?
This thread is causing me physical harm I must flee.
>>8943103
>that camera motion at the end
>that moment you realize she isn't alone
>that moment you realize that she isn't just inflicting these abominations on herself
Dear God.
>>8939786
So would boiling water...
>>8942865
>You really want to blunt your knife by banging it on your cutting board before you start.
>Just going to salt my forearm here, really adds a lot of flavor
>>8944873
It's a meme, you dip.
>>8944618
Okay, I'll hold my hand up. This triggered me more than anything in this or any other cringe/jack thread we've had recently/
>>8944930
Same here. Didn't expect it too. A fast and efficient triggering.
>>8942780
God this is awful. At least kill it first for fuck's sake.
>>8944013
She's cute and trying hard. Would eat her fucked up pancakes.
>>8944112
we couldn't possibly actually do anything about it so let's make fun of the people who point out the problem.
>>8944618
god what a stupid bitch.
>>8944620
Enjoy being the youngest person ever put on LASIX.
>>8944622
I'm speechless... that has to be one of the most efficient things I've ever seen.
>>8942679
don't listen to all the haters. your insightful comments really brightened my day.
>>8944295
you sound like my doctor during my last exam
>>8941346
Someone fix this webm so we dont have to watch that "LE EBIN YOUTUBER REACTION FACE" faggotry
>>8944621
fucking chinks always dropping the food on the floor just to fuck with you
>>8938731
I despise avocado with all my heart so the guac tortilla
>>8942726
Now THATS a go za
>>8944324
looks like shes parodying that russian retard soft porn star who looks underage
>>8945166
who?
>>8944210
brian
>>8941217
this is Korean
>>8945144
jesus christ favreau, it's just ice
>>8944013
Is that MS or something else?
>>8938731
at 0:10, its fucking amazing
why the fuck some people think cooking is about throwing shit without though?
I bet that thing doesn't taste like anything recognizable, what a fucking waste of ingredients
>>8939592
the problem with cooking cheese is that it cools and gets hard again very quickly
>>8939848
>we live in a generation of fucktards that put learning this shit over learning to do fucking stew
>>8940945
NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE FROM SUSHI YOU EFFEMINATED FUCKS!
>>8942877
i remember watching this shit on youtube like 3 years ago at like 3am. what kind of cheese was this?
>>8945218
REEEEEEEEEEEE THAT EGG'S NOT DONE YOU RETARD
>>8943196
I wanna ___ my ____ in that
>>8943649
fucking scary senpai
>>8942823
Porn women are different that actual real women when it comes to that. It's two separate categories.
>>8944967
its obvious satire you genius
>>8942780
Not keking anymore are you, you fascist fuck?
>>8945144
that knife is sharp as fuck
>>8945218
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>8943999
American detected
>>8944621
Saw Jackie Chan do this in a movie once.
>>8944633
this one triggers me every time because he goes through such a long pretentious unnecessary routine to prepare the drink and then ends it by lighting the cigar wrong
>>8944930
>>8944967
>hating fictional characters for performing scripted actions meant to be ridiculous
>>8944965
Whats the problem with eating meat? We've bern doing it for the entirety of the homo race
>>8945218
Its fokin RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
>>8944013
I always get really sad when I see her.
>>8945695
Why? You thinking with your dick? She should have been aborted.
>>8944600
>eating a grilled ground beef patty that takes 3 hours make
no thanks, i'll eat a cow set on fire, which is what that is
>>8940945
What is it with Japan and wanting tentacles in all their orifices?
>>8945627
Exactly. Same reason I'm cool with rape.
>>8945703
No I wish she was normal so she could experience life like everyone else
>>8945277
Cerebral Palsy
>>8938731
0:01
That sauce looks horrid
>>8943046
half a stick of butter to pan fry two beef patties... really?
>>8945742
(chef ramsay has locked himself in the freezer)
>>8945780
>>8945774
That ain't no butter, anon. I'm guessing that's lard or dripping.
>>8943640
>believes propaganda
idiot
>>8945338
Trentingrana, parmesan from Trentino Alto Adige, a nothern Italian region
Despite being the same kind of cheese it tastes slightly different from Parmigiano Reggiano (and Parmesan people actually get really offended if you call pamesan "grana")
>>8940945
>meanwhile in japan
>some gook recoils in horror at an american eating a hot dog
idk why people get so disgusted by this shit, different cultures have different tastes
>>8943012
I am gonna be fucking sick, this is fucking absurd. I HATE Jack.
>>8945404
Simmer down.
>>8939792
But why
>>8945979
Yeah, but you don't have to brutalize your food animals ffs
>>8946118
Please, that isn't even Ja/ck/
All hail the King
>>8946204
This has been one of the most enjoyable webm's i've seen on here.
its right up there with the guy struggling to open the milk container..
just fucking beautiful. the cinematography... the lighting.. the struggle, a slight sense of panic. its grungy and low production value, but it feels so real because of it. the struggle feels so real.
god i love this shit.
>>8942606
neurotic crepe golem
>>8945809
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=b4e_1483372953
>>8942459
>puts phone in empty meat tray
kill this man for me
>>8946343
enjoy your ban
>>8942865
Is there any reason whatsoever to hit your knife on the cutting board?
>>8946382
some people are tremendous faggots
>>8946204
The real disgrace is peeling your potatoes for french fries
>>8939820
This is fascinating
>>8946387
>tfw not confident in sodium content
>>8939336
m-mommy
>>8943225
>>8946753
>>8946759
holy shit this is the fetish i never knew I had.
>>8946767
A thank you would be nice
>>8945197
eornom
>>8946767
Yeah well if you are into hapa twinks who eat a lot, look up Matt Stonie
>>8946771
thank you very much :^)
>>8946826
Did a little googling and found a plethora of these wafer thin Japanese celebrities downing plate after plate of food, muh dick. One of the bitches had black contacts that covered her sclera, oddly arousing.
>>8946851
Out of nowhere I remembered a passage from King's It where Ben Hascom (the fat kid all grown up) is drinking a whole pint of Wild Turkey, He'd snort a lemon and down the whole glass.
Just sorta popped in my head.
>>8939848
What a waste of a perfectly good everything.
>>8946871
I love that scene and can recall it vividly. Always wanted to try it but never did. Claimed he learned it from the Indians. And who else would know drinking better than them?
>>8946908
"Never saw one of them nursing a hangover either..."
Me too, I always found that passage interesting but I ain't got the balls King writes on his characters. I imagine it'd fucking kill me or it'd all come back in a beautiful Exorcist spray.
Sure hope they show it in the upcoming film.
>>8944681
Kill yourself
>>8942865
i need to up my game...
>>8946939
Start with your mayo game
>>8946958
Can you imagine having that walking mistake of a human being for a dad?
>>8946151
I don't see lions treating their food kindly
>>8946965
What about as a husband?
>>8947010
With a tongue like that, pretty happy.
>>8947014
The better to clean up after the bull finishes
>>8939301
i was at that exact restaurant for lunch today.
>>8945350
That's a woman. KaysGoodCooking
>>8939147
My heart was not ready!
>>8938731
I'd still try it all the way through the pizza, but the chocolate-chip pancake is where it loses me.
>>8946204
>that desperate second attempt at pushing it down when its already too fucked up to continue
>>8944788
It's her son. She forces him to eat her concoctions at the end of her videos.
Somebody post the one where Jack attempts to put the top bun on a burger and fails.
>>8946387
Thank you so much.
>>8947187
Is using a knife to open an egg a bad thing?
>>8945598
and just how else is he supposed to light it without puffing on it?
>>8944013
dem palsy teddies
>>8947153
Not sure which one that is actually... but here's a burger one anyway
>>8938731
3 second mark tomatoes and lettuce are awful
>>8947096
>cold oil
>i cant
>>8947310
It's just Jack putting the top bun on a burger, maybe there was something else but a good portion of it was just putting the bun on it and he fails.
>>8947096
I didn't think someone could be so inept at cooking.. this has to be satire or something.
>>8947384
>just putting the bun on it and he fails.
I hate every jack gif but I'm curious to know HOW one can possibly fail that.
>>8947442
he has an entire youtube channel. Possibly several actually.
I tried subscribing, but it only filled me with rage. It's literally bad for my health.
>>8947585
It may be this one:
https://youtu.be/k3Fb7aByKdE?t=9m5s
Although I remember him having more trouble than that. He's got the worst hands in the world.
>>8947593
>Cat soup
>Kay sup
>Let minced meat reach room temperature before mixing seasoning
Jesus, can't he try to understand where this room temp rules comes from?
>Mix sauce in
That's not seasoning, that's sauce. Don't mix it in minced meat.
>Knife still has celery on it when cutting burger.
Lord Almighty have pity of my soul.
>Put his hand under his fork so food falling can be glopped down immediately
Yup, he's a 5yo in an adult body.
>>8942780
Give a chink a normal goddamn cheeseburger and they'll treat it as if it's made from dogshit yet they have no problem eaten something that LITERALLY STARES BACK AT YOU WHILE YOU EAT IT.
>>8943017
Is she cooking an abortion or something slightly worse?
In Kays defense, she at least tries. More than I can say for a big chunk of see kay.
>>8939147
That, sir, is a lewd Casey's pizza
t. Midwesterner
>>8942804
>hard and standing
>>8939792
why is there a straw
>>8943640
They don't blend up those chicks to make nuggets, man.
They blend up those chicks because they're male and therefore useless for our factory system because they can't lay eggs and they're too aggressive to go in the meat cages. The blended up chicks are then used to feed the survivors to make sure they have enough protein in their diet.
Chicky-nugs are made from lightly processed chicken meat from adult chickens that have been killed in a totally different way.
>>8948228
>Implying he would stoop low enough to speak English
>>8947253
With a match, so you don't taste the butane
>>8944295
he desperately wants the (you)s you just gave him
>>8945218
might as well eat jellyfish
>>8939848
>Cooking prosciuto
Mother fucker
>>8944030
funny thing is, that just probably tastes like dry sugar and plastic
>>8947096
>that oil
every time
>>8947310
What episode is this? I want to hear what he has to say about this monstrosity.
>>8947096
>clearly visible max-fill line