Al/ck/

I didnt black out yesterday, so I'm calling that a good day.

>>8922291
40% People really need to switch to beer.

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today because I'm not a fucking alcoholic lol

how can you retards manage to get hooked on this shit?
years binge drinking with the lads on saturdays, drinking wine now and then when eating with people, and a beer occasionally. Most people drink this much and they don't get addicted.

how far do you faggots take it? get hooked on cocaine or whatever, there's no hangovers and the withdrawal effects are probably less shit

I drink almost every night. 2-6 beers a night. Is it a problem yet?

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>>8921999
Just fucking do something.

If you are truly in emotional hell and physically addicted get your lazy narcissistic ass off the couch and stop complaining on Hungarian pesticide forums.

>>8922427
>If you are truly in emotional hel

I'm just bored

>>8922346
Not even close.

Please delete, op, and use the silhouette image. People will be too drunk to find this.

October 12 2012.

>>8922463
I was gonna make a silhouette thread but was too slow, and yeah it's too hard to find especially when people don't subject correctly

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Would you drink it?

>>8922335
Somebody is just waiting for their first life accident.

>>8922291
I did.

>>8922335
>cocaine having no hangovers
wat

Ik

>>8922474
Guess we're stuck with this, unless op decides to stop gobbling multiple penises and deletes the thread.
Ah well. Next time.

>>8922533
I don't think you can even delete threads anymore

In 2010 my favorite thai hooker came round to visit me one Sunday. We had champagne in the bath, and i cooked her a deep fried bass in chilli and tamarind sauce plus loads of thai sides. It was a lovely afternoon, and very reasonable. She's gone back home now though.

pizza

>>8922303
No. I get fat

>>8921999
Yesterday was nice at first. Did a few lines, went swimming . It was a wonderful combo. I ruined the day by drinking too much and blacking out.

shit tier addiction

>>8922592
Dammit, wish I'd known sooner.
Which addictions are fashionable now anon?

>>8922895
Snorting pixie sticks.

>>8922895
>wish I'd known sooner.

you did, but only human scum get addicted to alcohol, your genes were not meant to survive

>>8922917


did mommy drink too much wine at your soccer games little timmy?

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>>8922917
>only human scum
Yeah. Like Alan Watts, Christopher Hitchens, Winston Churchill, Ernest Hemingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Tchaikovsky, Ulysses Grant, Vincent Van Gogh and the like. Pure scum.

>>8922947
>churchill
>not pure scum

Pick one.

>>8921999
Got an interview tomorrow morning. I didn't get a haircut and have to fill out the form and still drinking tonight. What salary should I ask for?

>Got really drunk and made an ass of myself
>Took a few extra sleeping pills to get through the night and next day
>Ended up not leaving bed for nearly 36 hours

Bros, is this it? Am I dying?

>>8922983
You didn't even say what position it was. How the fuck would we know?

>>8921999
I see no silhouette, i have legit seen threads looking for the specific silhouette.
why u do this?

>>8922991
Does it matter? Thinking of putting $1 million.

Digital strategist - lateral move and am making less than lazy ass firefighters.

>>8922986
lol wut pills?

>>8922986
Apart from occasionally getting up to drink water, down a few shots to avoid withdrawals, or piss, I've sometimes slept for 2-3 days after a hardcore night of booze and benzos. I always find that my liver hurts like hell for a few days after a megabender, but I seem to recover. I don't expect you're quite kil yet.

>>8923003
No idea what that is but it sounds like a 60-70k job so...in that range?

Does anyone know roughly how many calories are in 3l bottles of 7.5% cider?

Cheap stuff, like white lightning and white ace. I've looked around but can't seem to find an answer.

I'm trying to lose weight so wanna calculate what to switch to, as i currently drink about 3 litres of cheap cider a day

>>8923019
Don't know, but I do know that it contains a lot of sugar.
Shouldn't drink that filth, anon. Frosty jacks is fermented onions, and white lightning was discontinued because people kept getting kil, and supermarkets wouldn't touch it.

>>8923019
3L of anything per day is way too fucking much, and cider has a shitload of sugar in it, so it's probably got a huge calorie count.

>>8923031
>>8923028
yeah im gonna go ahead and take this advice. just got a job so have been experimenting with spirits as i have the money

3l of cider every night for 2 years boy howdy do i feel it in the mornings

>>8923008
You nailed what I'm making and should ask for ... but this is al/ck/

>>8921999
damn good question.

last good day was when i was on vacation in japan 7 years ago. holy fuck.

was getting laid. didn't have to work. was by myself --
didn't have to deal with friends or family. basically just me lost in a country i could walk around and explore.

also i smoked back then, and that was great. could drink beer on the train. good food... sigh.

I started drinking today. I've been sober for a month. Bought a 15 pack of pabst blue ribbon, because it was cheaper than a 12 pack of better stuff.

Any Catholics here? How much do I have to drink before I need to confess it to my priest? How much is gluttony?

>>8922458
This is so relieving

>>8923310
Slippery slope mate. You don't want to become some of the people in this thread, myself included.

Look after ya self

Found out today that if I get 3 , empty 750ml bottles of SKOL and 1 full bottle.

I can split it into 4 bottles , add cranberry juice and water.

And It has yet to get gnomed.
I think i've solved my issue gentlemen

>>8923019

Stop drinking sugary alcohol it's cancer and poison, switch to vodka, still alcohol itself has calories

>>8923031
>3L of anything per day is way too fucking much

I was drinking 4L of 7% beer a day, thats 280ml of ethanol
which is equivalent to 0.7L of vodka, having to piss constantly is the only problem, and you still have to drink shit loads of water on top of that due to dehydration

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The last good day I had was coming back home for a two week vacation sober and buying more alcohol and getting trashed that night.
I didn't piss the bed blacked out either.
That's pretty good.

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This shit is completely going to waste on me

>>8923482
Put that shit in a cupboard and go buy some shitty liquor to get wasted on.
Have a glass of that as a starter.

>>8921999

When I killed a fifth of crown and forgot everything for a few hours.

>>8922483
It's probably too sweet and syrupy. If it isn't that, then it's possibly a toilet bowl cleaner?

>>8922483
Looks gay.

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>>8921999
Today, actually. Very productive doctor's visit, acquired a few new bar things and nitrous, got wings and my paycheck.

However at the (mediocre) sushi place I stopped at I decided to get one of the happy hour cocktails which... was an apple pucker and midori with some vile well shit nightmare.

>mfw

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Shops closed. Day 2 withdrawing, done.
Anyone else feel like day 3 is the worst? Not looking forward to it. After that though i tend to improve, I mainly have insomnia and horrific nightmares/visions, but other symptoms are reduced. After a couple of weeks of that I only have a year or so of near-life-ruining PAWS and a lifetime of ferocious craving, depression, regret, loneliness and excruciating boredom to contend with. Wew alcohol.

I should really go to my GP and ask for a blood test, no idea what alcohol and super shitty diet has done, haven't went to a doctor in like 6 years now

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I need a new hobby to drink to.
I used to play video games when I was younger and drank, but these days it hurts my head and I can't concentrate.
I try watching movies or TV shows when I drink, but when I wake up I totally forgot everything I just watched.
I bought a few books, but I dunno if I should drink and read, because they're expensive hardcovers and I don't want to accidentally ruin them.
Same goes with my comic books I have stockpiled and haven't read yet.
I did wanna write a book, but I don't think drinking would result in anything good.
Maybe it would, aren't a lot of authors alcoholics?

I dunno, I just want some safe hobbies while I stay up late drinking.

>>8923510
>>8923505
The marketing is gay too.
https://gik.blue/en/product/one-bottle/?v=7516fd43adaa

>>8923533
A lot of authors are alcoholics but most of them started writing before they started drinking heavily.

>>8923505
https://gik.blue/en/learn-more/?v=7516fd43adaa
>We are not vintners. We are creators. So we sought the most traditional and closed minded industry out there. Once having selected the wine industry as our battlefield, we set about creating a radically different product, changing the colour to a vibrant blue and making the wine sweeter and easier to drink.

Yeah seems too sweet to me.

>>8923566
>We wanted to create a wine
>Only sweeter!
So what, pure fucking sugar?
Most wines already give me a headache

>>8923551
>>8923566
Why is this shit always blue??? Hypnotiq beat you to the jaw-clenching aqua sugar ethanol YEARS ago.

>We are not vintners
Well you sure fucking aren't wrong there.

>>8923386
I think it's 7 or 9 cal per gram worth of cals for alcohol. Calculate it. Or move more during the morning and get your movement in for the day to have a bit of a buffer on cals. One of the best advvices i've ever had was get 30 to 60 minutes of walking in the morning before breakfast to jump-start your metabolism. I need to drop about 10kg myself at the moment and working on it.

>>8922463
search feature

>>8923305
I'd say the governmental recommended limits are a good rule of thumb : (female/male) max 2/3 glass per day and 10/15 per week, and no more than 3/4 on special occasion.
It sounds ridiculously low, I know, it's the top of the slippery slope.

>>8922346
>I drink almost every night. 2-6 beers a night. Is it a problem yet?
>2-6 beers a night. Is it a problem yet?
>yet
Yes actually. 6 beers a night won't kill you, but if you drink that much already you're drinking more and more and will continue like that until you drink a handle of vodka per day.
Reduce and maintain consumption, or stop entirely if you can't hold it.

>>8923363
You could get empties of anything else. Amazon has glass and plastic bottles of various colour and model.

>>8923669
>search
I'm a phoneposter, no such feature.
Plus the al/ck/ vibe requires the silhouette.

>>8923681
Do you use an apple phone or an android?
If you have android get the Clover app.
That has a search feature in it.

I'm taking a break, at least 2 weeks. School is starting up again soon, and I need to be on my A game. The problem is that I don't sleep without it.

I've got a pint of whiskey calling out to me from my closet and i'm not sure if 'm going to be able to resist it tonight. already feeling pretty toasty.

give me willpower lads

>>8922917
funny enough, alcoholism is in my genes. The fact that my ancestors were able to procreate enough for me to get here means that my genes were meant to survive.

>job """promoted""" me and now for one week a month I have a work phone by my side 24/7 to answer night shift's questions and sometimes go on site to fix stuff
>been drinking 10-14 drinks a night for about 3 years
>first week, don't drink at all and contemplate suicide
>next few weeks, stay sober until 10pm, chug half a liter of rum to fall asleep
>get about 10 calls per week, usually shit I can work out over the phone
>this week I got a call at 11:45 and had to drive out to fix it
>wasn't slurring or stumbling but I'm sure some of the guys could tell I was fucking hammered
>terrified of getting any calls past 10pm because there's a chance I'll be too drunk to fix it

Terrified of losing my job and therefore source of booze. I have .25g's of coke in case I get another call and need to sober up for it. Thinking about getting a doctors note for a sleep disorder or something like that so I'll have a medical excuse to not be on call anymore. They check my phone's records too so I barely make $60 each time I'm on call.

>>8923669
Okay thanks.

I've already drank 8 of them. So I guess I'll have to confess this. I'll probably finish the box...

Could any of you alcs describe the shaking you get when in withdrawal?

>>8923783
You know when you get like, the flu? But super bad?
Just that horrible, all-over cold-sweat, curling up on the floor, nausea. Then mix that with when you go out in 12F weather improperly dressed and your teeth start chattering.

That's moderate withdrawl anyways, usually its closer to having not eaten for two days

real al/ck/ thread now open

8923660

>>8923734
My full psychic support is behind you lad.
It's fucking muddled up by a few 40s though.

>>8923814

Why? There's already a thread with 70+ posts

>>8923754
That sounds fucking aweful.
I wouldn't be able to do it.
You have to find some way to get out of being on call.

>>8923814
>>8923660

>>8923006
>>8923007

Sorry for the late reply, I fell asleep again.

I drank maybe 7 or 8 beers, half a bottle of vodka, 1/3 a bottle of rum, and took a handful of seroquel and a bunch of benzos.

>>8923589
>Why is this shit always blue???
>When we started to work on our project we came across a book called The Blue Ocean Strategy. This explained that there are red oceans, full of sharks which have torn the little fish so much that they’ve tinted the water red. Then there are blue oceans, where there is no competition and fish swim unharassed. Thus the poetic idea of transforming a red ocean into a blue ocean through changing the most traditional red liquid into blue was one which greatly appealed to us.
>Apart from that, in psychology blue represents movement, innovation and infinity. It’s also a colour frequently associated with flow and change.

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>>8923783
fuck the shakes, wait till you hit full on hallucinations... I spent two days thinking Gin blossoms songs were on repeat coming from my motherboard, after ripping out the speaker cables.... I only figured it out when I turned my air conditioner on and the song got louder.... fml. after that I realized I could change the song if I thought about it really hard but still couldn't make it stop. lasted 3-4 days.

>>8924345
Generally accompanied by the bugs crawling on you and flashes of random shit in the corners of your vision. But that's at least easy to tell isn't real.

>>8924345
How much booze do you have to have in your system to fucking experience that from withdrawl? Jesus.

Drink tonight or tomorrow? Will be getting drunk one more day of this weekend.

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>>8924379
That one was three 1.75liters (one rum, two vodka) in 3-4 days time. woke up from black out not knowing how the other two 1.75's got here, still don't really know.

>>8924409
Fuck it. I'll get drunk tonight then go without.

I'll go down soon and buy a bottle and one of those large ready to heat lasagnas from the deli

>>8922483
Looks like cough medicine.

>>8923681
>I'm a phoneposter

Kill yourself

>>8924525
>>>/b/

>>8924547
>>>/trash/

>>8922346
Anything over 3 drinks a night can cause some long term health effects. However this is just rolling the dice some people go their whole lives getting plastered and end up with other problems. IF it starts affecting your work-life or family life then its probably a good call to get help.

>>8923681
Click "catalog"
Click "Search"
THERE4S YOUR SEARCH FUNCTIONALITY

>>8925120
Phoneposters truly are aids

Why is coke that's already been open longer than a day such a shit mixer?

>>8925125

the co2 gets out

>>8925131
It's funny that it makes such a different when you mix it.

I can tolerate opened coke when just drinking it with another meal or something. But it;s absolutely revolting when using it as a mixer.

Anyone feel like greentexting their withdrawal stories?

>Wake up
>Haven't showered in a week
>Smell not like booze but some really distinct non BO smell
>skin is itchy
>go from hot to cold to hot
>Feels like theres bugs on my skin
>Legs feel weak
>Arms can barely lift a big mug of water
>ZERO appetite
>Not much nausea, but no way i'm gonna eat any food
>Depression
>Anxiety
>The idea of someone knocking on the door would give me a heart attack
>Heart is racing
>Grime under fingernails
>Smells kinda good actually but probably gross to other people
>Sides/stomach feel distended but not painful
>Skin is red and splotchy

Anyone else get this? I'm only a beer drinker too

>>8925226
If you're getting that and just a beer drinker you may another health issue.

How many beers do you usually drink when you do drink?

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>>8925226
this is literally every withdrawal for me other than puking for half an hour when I wake up.... I'm always on liquor though, must be a lot of beer dude.

>>8925247
>>8925256

I'm 24 and unemployed.

Generally my benders last for about a week.

Days 1, 2, and 3 are usually about 8-12 beers per day, with food

Days 4 and 5 are generally "the bad part" where I wake up with beer, maybe eat 500 calories or so of food, and polish off 15+ beers a night.

Days 6 and 7 are usually withdrawal.

My record for drinking is an entire case by myself over a maybe 12 hour period

>>8925262
>The idea of someone knocking on the door would give me a heart attack
You're just a year younger than me and exactly the same. I have lupus, autism and ADHD as visible disorders.
I have no advice for you except that you should not stop drinking because things will not get better.
12 Hours is rad, the best I could do was 15 on a natural light 30, 2 beers shotgunned per half hour.

I used to drink. I do not drink anymore.

>19
>depression (bipolar in disguise)
>suicide attempt, psych hospital, meds
>meds make the mania worse but help depression
>start drinking to level out
>drunk almost every day for over a year
>black out all the time, wake up in my own vomit
>share liquor with junkies I don't know
>walk barefoot in the snow all night
>7 shots before work, flask at work
>liter or two of vodka most nights
>punch myself drunk
>bite myself drunk
>slit my wrists drunk + need stitches
>oral sex with my boss drunk (dealt with the repercussions of that for YEARS)
>pass out drunk in my boss's bathroom and piss and vomit everywhere
>drink 24 beers in 2 hours, vomit blood, have to be taken home in a tarp
>friends dump my vodka in the toilet, drink it out of the toilet with my hands
>stop taking meds
>develop benzo/opiate problem instead, much less messy
>????
>profit

>>8925292
Forgot that the alcohol withdrawal gave me pneumonia in the fucking summer and I almost died. And I used to drink hand sanitizer at work when I had no liquor on me.

I still god damn love vodka but I will not drink.

>>8925297
are you a girl

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>>8925142
Changes the texture.

>>8925291
>lupus
RIP

>>8925297
This is literally why 40s of 7% beer exist.
You liquorfags need to calm down. Between bedwetting, suicide attempts and destruction of property, us beer drinkers legitimately think you guys are retarded. Calm down.

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>>8925309

>>8925307
26/40 years est. I drink because lupus fucks my bowels and joints up and causes lots of pain. Like a combination of arthritis in every joint and colic. I already know I won't make it to 50, so why not smoke weed, drink beer and openly display the mental incapacitation that autism has brought on me, as /ck/ sees it.

I'm just another retarded mother fucker here, well no, THE KING of retarded mother fuckers, being autistic. Right? Tendies and good boy points? Right? Not capable of sentient thought?? Right?

>>8925301
Yeah, but hambeast.

>>8925309
Never cared for beer. Really hoppy varieties maybe, but I was always more into straight vodka or gin & water. But valid point.

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>>8925291
Don't feel bad, my uncle has lupus and hes in his late 50s. Theres some big medical advances, Lupus isn't a death sentence

If anyones curious how I drink 15+ beers a day without having to piss all the time, I built my own urinal in my room. Its super convenient

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>>8925321
If you're typing coherent sentences, I'd say you're capable of sentient thought. I've also talked to fucks on here who are way more retarded than you.

>>8925331
>urinal
Pissbottle?

>>8925331
One of my employees has Lupus and she's in her 50s as well. Not doing horrible, but not great. Can still live a good life.

>>8925336
Fuck pissbottles. Drunk friend stayed with me for a few weeks bc homeless and left DOZENS of pissbottles in my apt when he left. Hidden everywhere. Fucking nasty.

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>>8925336
>>8925341

I don't use pissbottles or poopsocks. I took an old beer bong, threaded the hose out of my bedroom window via the screen, then expoxied it in place. Put a tobacco pipe filter to keep bugs from climbing through the hose.

Only bad thing is that in winter, theres a mysterious patch of yellow snow outside of my window.

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>>8925348
>poopsocks

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>>8925348
I have always dreamed of such a device, but I just piss in the yard. Last year there was a patch of grass heavily enjoying my pee, but the mowers cut it down to the ground at 2 feet tall and it never came back. I wish it was still there so people didn't know I pee all over the place like a heathen.

>>8925384
Just cover the spot with green spray paint senpai

>>8925384
Are you a fucking animal? What is wrong with you?

>>8925502
I wanted to till it and replant stuff, but I have plenty of other things to do. I think I'm going to lower the volume of urine and see what happens. Green spray paint is the last resort.

>>8925507
That's about 300 gallons of cheap beer piss.

>>8925512
Does your mobile home not have a toilet in it? What the fuck dude.

>>8925519
It's a house and the toilet is upstairs. Have lupus, can't go up too well. Fuck grass.

Can someone who is a deathly alcoholic addict who went through the worst of withdrawls and got clean and went on to actually thrive.
I would love to hear that story.

>>8925542
People who got clean and went on to thrive don't post in al/ck/.

>>8925542
There was a dude on either /k/ or one of the other chans who drank listerine and rubbing alcohol

On a bet I tooka shot of 94% iso alcohol. It was one of the grossest things i've ever done and i've banged some circus grade chicks

>>8922979
This

>>8925582
that is not really what he asked now.
is it?

>>8926022
Do you know anyone worse than drinking mouthwash and iso alcohol?

By virtue of not being dead i'd consider that thriving

>>8926079
ok i think he meant thriving as a successful life. Girl, good job, nice place.

Not living through binge drinking mouthwash.

>>8926098
>Girl

I would love to be a hot girl but being a tranny really isn't my thing

>>8926178
>tranny
>hot girl
pick one
Even the best looking trannies taking the perfect photo top out at 7.
In real life they cant top 5/6

>>8926287
By girl I meant actual girl, but right now you can only be disgusting tranny girl

>>8925226
>zero appetite

should i become an alcoholic and then go through withdrawal to lose weight?

>>8926306
just take up amphetamines or ritalin

>>8921999
Either the last time I went to karaoke or the last time I was on my meds and could actually get myself to do anything. Fucking nightmare trying to get appointments with neurologists.

>>8926308
I was joking but this is actually what im doing right now lol

>tfw addicted to vyvanse but at least im skinny now

>>8924603
My work-life and family are the bottle though? I can't just leave them after all this time.

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Going to a craft beer festival tomorrow. If I am gonna drink 2k calories of beer samples over 4 hours should I even bother eating breakfast or will i get extra smashed and cut off if i dont eat at all that day

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>>8926178
There is a French film about this.

>>8926473
Eat breakfast and eat while you drink.
Ethanol calories don't add up like food calories, and drinking on an empty stomach is a sure way to end up smashed and fuck up.
Is that human female pepe?

>>8926978
>Ethanol calories don't add up like food calories
I'm pretty sure a calorie is a calorie. What's your reasoning behind this?

>>8926978
>Ethanol calories don't add up like food calories

wrong

>>8923839
>>8923754
or... you know... sober up for a week?