Just cooking up some dinner. Want any, /ck/?

No thanks I am Vegan. Can you make me something that's vegan

Looks a bit greasy. Throw in some kind of carb to soak up that flavor-juice and you've got yourself a pretty tasty meal desu

Greasy as fuck. Make me something vegan.

inb4 you ruin the eggs

best post completed pics cunt

>>8896989
How do you keep eggs from sticking to stainles- Oh wait everything in australia is upside down.

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>>8896989
Hi Joe

#HealthyAsFuck

>>8896999
Good digits

>>8897002
You don't, not even enough oil to submerge them won't stop the whites from clinging to it. That's why you make so many eggs, you're going to waste about 25% of them by getting them stuck and irremovable, gotta soak the pan later and scrape them off.

>>8896989
No

>>8896999
Fuck me

>>8896989
did you even season the steak?

>>8896989
your eggs are gonna be cooked into rubber before that steak is done you dumbfuck.

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>>8896989
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak

That's what you should have for breakfast

Delicious

>>8896999
Nice fazoli's

>>8897134
That's bullshit. There is way to make stainless as nonstick as teflon, or better. You can make a perfect French omelette in it without the tiniest bit sticking to the pan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1376ITxF1Oc

>>8896989
>eggs and raw meat in the same pan
ahahaha enjoy your sal and nella

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>>8897078
What's wrong with this guy? I can't put my finger on it.

>>8900513
BTW what she omitted in the video: when you first put in the oil/fat, the pan should be so hot that if you pour in half a teaspoon of water it does that quicksilver thing (leidenfrost effect) and slides around in the pan instead of evaporating. Wipe the water out of the pan before adding oil!!!

Also, it is not necessary to let the pan cool down completely. If you actually want to make eggs in it it will obviously be necessary to let it cool down a little bit or the omelette will get brown/ rubbery.

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>>8896999

>>8896989
>>8897001
>inb4 ruin eggs

those eggs wil take 30 more seconds to cook...that steak will take at least fifteen minutes.

OP destroyed this meal...5:1 odds.

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>>8900562
>that steak will take at least fifteen minutes

>>8900616
any pan that can gently cook an egg is not hot enough to sear a steak, thus OP is going for the cooked-through method of frying. This is a tedius process that will take another fifteen minutes.

>>8900515
this.
OP should have waited until the last 30 seconds until the steak was done before cracking those eggs in.

The way it is in his pic either he has to take off his eggs way early and risk contamination from the raw meat or burn them to a fucking crisp while the steak cooks

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>>8900516
>mayonnaise, smoked gouda, sour kraut and jalapenos

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>>8896999

>>8896989
you fucked up. the eggs should be cooked at a much lower temperature than a steak you fucking mong.

>>8900397
You have to go back

>>8896989
dude, cook the steak, remove and leave to rest, cook eggs while steak rests, serve with something carb heavy, so you can be a fat fuck like the rest of us

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broken yolks piss me off so bad... usually end up giving them to the dogs if i ruin an egg. i'd probably just suck it up and eat them if i had to pay for them (neighbor has chickens) but if i make eggs then god damnit they need to be perfect. of course i could just do scrambled or an omelette but where's the challenge in that? :-)

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>>8900685

>tfw cooking 3 eggs and you break the last yolk

>>8900685
broken eggs are salvageable but you have to pull em out early so they retain a little gooeyness on the inside

not as good as an unbroken yolk but not a total loss either

>>8900702
its just not the same ;_;

>>8900709
nah they died for the whites to be edible because of them

>>8900516
that's disgusting af, at most a passable hangover meal
>celebrity gazillionaire puts it on instagram to brag

>>8900702

ofc they're salvageable, but ive got OCD... rip me

>>8896989
Is that roo meat?

>>8900685
Those are some god tier over easies. Extra patrician for the tomato pairing, you did well.

>>8900673
Oh shut your fat mouth. Those episodes are classics at this point.

>>8900516
Disgusting.

That meal would be much better if he made a proper omlette instead of a plate of shit doused in so much hotsauce you can't taste anything.

>>8900516
How does one get fried eggs from one's yard?

>>8902251
it's a secret passed down from generation to generation.

>>8896992
Literally just reminded me I have to marinate my tofu

to the plebs worried about cross contamination from a beef steak

>>8902217
those aren't over easy
they're steam basted sunny side up

>>8900516

>fried eggs

Okay

>smoked Gouda cheese

Alright

>mayonnaise

Wait no

>sour kraut

What the fuck is happening

>sliced jalenenos

???

>habanero sauce

Okay

>toasted Ezekiel bread

Fucking hipsters I swear

>>8902782

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>>8896999

>>8902782
Sauerkraut is delicious man. I usually binge on it from time to time but it somehow ends up slipping away from my diet eventually. It's incredible to pair with any meat-based dish.

>>8896989
See
>>8900662
then
>>>/b/
You fucking shit for brains.

>>8900685
I like my yolk broken and somewhat mixed into the white while in the pan.

>>8902782
>reddit spacing

>>8896994
I think he should do a potato hash out of the left over meat grease

>>8900673
Back to the past

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5 fucking eggs why man thats like at least 2 eggs too many

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>>8896999

>>8903007
I have dubbed this method "freestyle"
Usually pretty good.

>>8902656
well then how the fuck are you breaking them duder

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>>8900516
what's wrong with this guy?

>>8900516
Why on earth would you eat that many eggs. I know if i ate that meal I'd probably feel pretty sick and have farts that smell like pure sulfur.

Also they look slimy, the whites look undercooked, fuck this image just pisses me off. Fuck Joe Rogan. His comedy sucks too

>>8904689
gotta eat big to get big, C'MON

>>8896989
Thanks! That would be awesome! Can you throw in some sour cream so that I can hit my macros for the day?