Why can Jew food be so god damned good sometimes?

>>8694484
Because Jews aren't actually as bad as /pol/ wants you to think?

what's inherently jewish about a salmon sandwich?

>>8694484
No pork.no meat and cheese together fasting every year with matzo

>>8694514
That's a bagel and lox, dummy.

I made latkes once, I'm the furthest thing from a Jew.

They were fucking delicious, actually. It helps that I absolutely love sour cream and applesauce, too.

>>8694484
are those capers?

>>8694484
Because they are precisely like every other tribal grouping. They have great food and bad food. That's like saying why do white 'murrican's have such shit food? They have good and bad both.

Food is the great equalizer that proves the lie of white nationalism. That's one thing I fail to understand. How does a purported cooking board continue to support cuckoldry white nationalism a la Bannon/Trump?

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>>8694484
Those are good

But when I see my senpai eat this I gag

>>8694762
Because you are a dumb liberal with no understanding of economic issues.

>>8694484
salmon looks bad quality

>>8694762
because 4chan is angry or failed people mostly, which tend to vote right no matter the country

>>8694776
>because you're a liberal

Great argument against why food is the great equalizer and nullifies race baiting. You're a genius. Do you write for Breitbart?

>>8694795
>is used to dyed salmon steaks

have you ever caught one wild, they're not devilishly red inside

>>8694680
Lox is salmon fuck tard

>>8694762
I don't like Trump, Anon. I hate him with a strong fiery passion and I wish his cunt mother had an abortion. He's pathetic and a worthless piece of shit. God I hate that guy so much. I just wanna smack those fucking asshole lips off his face. One day.

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>>8694484
>No dill visible
>Possibly none at all

>>8694514
that's a very eastern european jew dish

>>8694772
gefilte fish?

Honest question... what are good traditional 'jewish dishes'?

>>8694484
Because there is no such thing as "Jew food", just food from whatever region they inhabit, whether that's Europe or the Middle East, that they have tailored to meet their religious dietary restrictions. Most of the time, the non-Jewish version of a food is better. Pastrami sandwich? Good. Pastrami and swiss sandwich? Amazing. Potato pancake? Good. Potato pancake with bacon? Amazing.

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>>8694762

>>8695051
go back to rebbit with your fucking bacon meming

>>8695049
Kung Pau, Szechuan, and General Tso's chicken.

>>8695042
It's seen as traditional food in Scandinavia too. I don't know who did it first.

>>8695109
yeah, like noodles. maybe the wops and chinks came up with it themselves independently

>>8695049
matzo balls are good
latkes are good
knishes are good
babka is good

>>8695119
But they didn't. Marco Polo brought noodles back to Italy from China.

>>8695138
i'm not a jew, you fucking rebbit piece of shit. FUck you you fucking faggot

I came here to post an oven joke but cant think of one.

>>8695142
no, that's not true at all

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>>8695144
Stop trying to fit in, Shlomo. Nobody is buying it.

>>8695123
>Knishes
The only good thing about going to a game at Yankee Stadium.

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Please tell me you cu/ck/s have had challah before.

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>>8695167
or rugelach

>>8695167
like brioche

>>8694861

You are so fucking stupid it hurts. NO SHIT lox is salmon but the combination of cream cheese, and lox on a bagel is a Jewish staple. You could find this shit out with 1 simple google search god damn what a clueless pleb you are.

>>>/pol/

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>>8695170
or hamantaschen just in time for purim

>>8695175
>what is butter

>>8695182
and egg you fuckwit

>>8695185
I was implying that challah doesn't contain butter whereas brioche does.

>>8695177
Scandis and Scots eat smoked salmon too, Chaim.

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>>8694710
potato pancakes aren't a jewish food, you dumb cunt. in fact, the best way to have them involves pork.

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>>8695178
Is there anything more appetizing and filling than a passover seder?

Coming up soon!

>>8694772

That's not strictly Jewish food, more a broad Eastern European thing. Just modern Jewish culture is heavily influenced by Eastern European Jews.

>>8694490
I'd say they're 50/50
>had jewish neighbors
>asked for me to watch their poorly trained dogs
>they're known for shitting on the floors
>watched them for two weeks
>jews come back
>I'm 8 at the time
>Instead of paying me money like I was promised they try to pay me with a bobblehead they picked up in Vegas
>Also try accusing me of stealing chips
Jewish tricks aren't a lie son

>>8695023
You sound like a closeted fag with a man crush.

>>>/lgbt/

>>8695167

Yes, I love challah I often eat it with spicy Russian mustard and salami, followed by a toasted bagel, herb cream cheese, 5-6 slices of lox,fresh dill, red onion, pepper and capers with a side of french fries and a stack of hot latkes. Fuck fuck fuck this is why I am fat.THE JEWS MADE ME FAT WAHHHH

>>8695205
That's fucking stupid. When will you newfag redditors get it through your heads that not everything needs pork? In fact, most things are better without pork. Personally, I never eat it, and this autistic obsession with it is fucking pathetic. Not because I'm Jewish, but because pigs are fucking disgusting animals, and it's absurd that you're trying to make potato pancakes some kind of pork dish when it obviously isn't. Stop trying to take latkes from us.

>>8695195

>who invented the bagel

We are talking about the combination you thick cunt

>>8695144
prove it. post your foreskin.

>>8695220
Is this that Jewish rage I keep hearing so much about?

>>8695224

I'm not even Jewish bro


>actually might be 1/8


If I could I'd hang you and call you a goy.

>>8695218
>Not because I'm Jewish, but because pigs are fucking disgusting animals
pigs are cleaner than you, you daft shitstain. they are delicious to boot, which is two more good qualities than you possess.

>>8694484

>tfw I put pork on all my bagels

>>8695218
>not because I'm Jewish
>stop trying to take latkes from us
>from us
I can see through your tricks.

>>8695216
>salami
fucking goyim

>>8695304
I can't fathom how far Poe's Law went with /pol/.

>>8695223
i don't have one- i'm muslim

>>8695281

BUT IT'S BEEF SALAMI

>>8695310

yeah, nice snarky comment. did you learn that style of non-answer from colbert? because being 'funny' isn't the same as being 'right'.

>>8695319
This is satire. You are a satirist.

>>8695323

no, the fuck it is not, you blind fuck. you actually think the shit they spew to you on the TV and the shit they taught you at school is true?

lmfao idiot.

>>8694490
What does a people's politics have to do with it's food?

Nice try.

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>>8695304

this better be ironic false flagging

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>>8695318
you are forgiven

>>8695218
t. Ezra Greenberg

>>8695326
You are continuing to post satirical sentences.

>>8695174
kewl half-jew here

can confirm. went to synagogue twice when I was a kid, it was fucking hell, and my fully jew side of the family is fucking garbage

>>8695357

because they were too fucking good natured.

if you're a white person, your goal in life should be to rectify that.

>>8695363
Seems like mental gymnastics to me. Life is fueled entirely by results, and the more intelligent and well thought out actions of the Jewish people have led to be a major part of the ruling class of any country in which they reside. In terms of intelligence, it goes: niggers < spics < Irish < Slavs < Arabs < Mediterranean Europeans < Indians < Whites < Asians < Jews

>>8695378

what does, 'fueled by results' mean?

if you want 'results' then whites have made the best civilizations, even better than any asian or jew civilizations.

by mental gymnastics you mean what?

white people are naturally gregarious and we need to stop being so accepting of people not like us, does that sound like mental gymnastics to you, or do you believe, 'refugees welcome'?

>>8695393
Gregarious, or gullible? If someone gets conned, then the conman is clearly the smarter on.

>>8695408
one*
Sorry, my dumb white brain made me leave out a letter.

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>>8695357
cunning =/= smart

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>>8695363
>>8695349
>>8695393


wow so this is /pol/ in its most undiluted form. You are clearly frustrated with something in your life and you've decided to take it out on the "system" on a Food and cooking board on 4chan, and after 4+ frustratingly-subdued responses you decided to go full-blown /pol/tard and begin the eternal rant.

So you're white and you're superior to every other person without white skin, I get it. Why don't you post some of your accomplishments then? Do you read "white" literature? Do you paint like the great "white" painters? Do you even know calculus, the fundamental theorems formulated by a white man?

You're the diseased remnants of a great but crumbling civilization that's tearing itself apart, and spat out this afterbirth. You are so deficient in everything that made "white civilization" great and to associate yourself with them is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. You are incomplete, subhuman. The new civilization doesn't see race but you aren't a part of that. You're just sitting helplessly by the sidelines waiting to die, and all you have is anger and frustration. Goodbye, Oh superior being.

>>8695408

i thought that this was about results? meaning, civilization?

are you somehow arguing with me that white people have to re-learn cruelty, or are you agreeing with me? i can't figure out what your point is. do you think that the world will be better after white civilization dies, and everyone is a mixed slave or a jew? is that what you want? do you have a point or just angry that

>>8694484
Because like other humans, they enjoy tasty food.
Their culture, therefore, has a tradition of making tasty food.
This means, most other humans will find most food Jews find tasty, tasty.

>>8695414
If someone is cunning, it's often said that they are able to outsmart others. If someone is able to trick you, they are smarter than you. Also, if you look at crime, education, and income statistics, Jews beat whites, percentage-wise, across the board. I'm sorry that facts trigger you so much, snowflake, but Jews are just superior to whites in the same way that whites are superior to blacks.

>>8695428

>strawman and moving the goal posts: the post

fuck off, you don't even know what you're talking about, let alone what anyone else is talking about.

>>8695430
The results are that Jews are the ruling class. They run the banks. They run the media. They run the government.

>>8695436

Haha I know exactly what both of us are talking about, and none of them concern any concrete goalposts. Everything you typed is pure emotion and theory.

I'll continue responding to you because you've caught me in a good mood.

In fact, let me profile you based off your posts:
You are:
>male, mid-twenties
>NEET or making around $40,000 a year
>low-income housing or living with parents
>weak relationships
>directionless and unsatisfied
>keyboard warrior

And Wa La! A proud member of the alt-right and Aryan brotherhood.

>>8695449
But you didn't, because you're dumb.

I feel bad for the newfags who actually took the jew meme seriously and now went full stormfront. I mean, almost feel bad. Hard to feel too bad for the retarded.

>>8695476
>>8695471
Nah.

>>8695123
>>8695167
>>8695170
Why does your food sounds like name for Witches? is Beelzebub Jewish food too?

>>8695463
>>8695458

>itt: white people trying to gloat about white people being harmed and simultaneously attempting their efforts to prevent harm

disgusting.

i bet you'd think it was funny if you mother got raped, too?

>>8695471
>>8695476

which is it then? the jews own the banks, therefore we should bow to them, or, it's all a meme?

or take the red pill and realize that your concern for race is just an extension for your concern for your family. those of you that know what a family is.

>>8694762
>How does a purported cooking board continue to support cuckoldry white nationalism a la Bannon/Trump?
Because there's far more important things than cooking at stake.

>>8695483
>i bet you'd think it was funny if you mother got raped, too?
Yes, and if you don't, then you don't belong on 4chan. moralfags have never had any place here, and they never will.

>>8694484
The correct way to assemble a bagel is to put the capers after the cream cheese and before the lox so they don't fall off. And squeeze lemon before grinding pepper, otherwise the lemon washes off much of the pepper.

>>8695481
>words in a different language scare me

>>8695483
Or the middle zone that there is a banking ruling elite but that temple down the street and the deli owner aren't in on the bolshevik exploitation?

>>8695487

>he'd think it'd be funny if his mother got raped

>he hates racism, yeah, and morals too!

lmfao

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>/pol/-posting will never be a bannable offense on /ck/

well played, hotpocket-lords. You knew that a food and cooking board would have never taken off without stormfags ranting and raving about their own sexual deficiencies

>>8695498
I'm white. We don't really have any kikes in this part of the Midwest.

>>8695502
I don't hate racism. I'm racist against white people. As a Japanese person, I understand that I'm from the superior race.

>>8695500

they may not be in on it, but they're related to the people who are. we have to kill their entire bloodline, to send a message. it'd be irresponsible to suffer any to live.

>>8695503

>why doesn't everyone agree with me? they should be banned for saying things i disagree with!

>>8695509

lmfao zero percent masculine.

>>8695511
>on a Japanese-owned website started by a weeb for the discussion of Japanese cartoons
>doesn't like Japan
kek

>>8695511

>I want to be off-topic and blow up threads with my off-topic rants and ravings!

Calm down with the response rate, my Aryan friend. I'm getting a little oversaturated with (You)'s.

>>8695516

it's an american website and 80% of people here don't watch shitty pedo-cartoons

>>8695511
By your retarded logic, we should kill you because Mormon's exist. They're white an American, right?

/pol/ really is the best example of Poe's Law run amok.

>>8695524
>it's an american website
Owned by a Japanese person, and started by someone who wishes he was Japanese. This is and always will be an image board for anime fans to discuss various topics. You're the outsider here.

>>8695509
why are you racist against people that would run a train on you if you put on a wig?

>>8695531

retard.

>mormons exist so we should kill a random poster on 4chan

no, that's not logical.

>>8695532

>he thinks this is a chinese cartoon website

lmfao

>>8695536
Nice reddit formatting. Go back there.

>>8695539

pull something else out of your hat to say, now that you're in a corner, schlomo.

>>8695536
Uhh, the logic follows precisely. You just have to not have the cognitive dissonance and severe mental retardation to follow.

/pol/ and their identity politics, just as bad as the nu-male libcucks

>>8695542
I'm Japanese.

>>8695540
what's worse though, fucking goats or fucking and breeding with your cousins/siblings to the point that jews have higher than normal hereditary physical and mental disorders?

>>8695544

no, sorry faggot, the fact that mormons exist doesn't mean anything at all. mormons are fine people. your language skills are so shitty that you can't even communicate what you're trying to say, or, you're legitimately 'not all there' and what you're trying to say is gibberish.

>>8695551

hows hiroshima and nagasaki these days, fuccboi?

>>8695554

they're all semites. let god sort them out.

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>>8695551
Here we all are Japanese.

>>8695563
>mormons are fine people
ho lee shit! I bet you think protestants and papists are the same too! And Irish, Italian, and Anglo are the same as well! And this coming from the same fags who discriminate slavs, and don't acknowledge Iranians as Aryans.

You took the bait. You took it hard.

>>8695598

so you're just going to sit there and make up shit, right?

you're just going to come up with imaginary beliefs and imaginary conditions so that they can imaginarily contradict each other for an imaginary person?

do you really need me here to do that?

>>8695603
Nah, don't need to make up anything after witnessing your kind of retardation. Jokes like you write themselves.

>>8695625

so, you claim that you weren't lying when you mentioned irish and italian people? because the proof is right here, i suggest you consider your words carefully.

>>8694490
Am a Jew, can confirm they are even worse than /pol/ wants you to think.

Jewish food is alright but Japanese food--sushi, ramen, okonamiyaki, asari sakamushi, dango, kushiage, etc. makes my little jew nose rise.

>>8695628
Proof of what? Your identity politics of the bizarro neo left? That DA JOOZ need to be exterminated and the "white race" is superior? Also the feminists are keeping you down, which is why your unfulfilled self-accomplishments are so lacking?

You sound like a combination of the dumb bitches blaming the patriarchy and niggers blaming the white man keeping them down. /pol/ is a fucking cartoon

>>8695658

ah, you can't stay on a subject, can you?

you lied about protestants, papists, the irish, italians, anglos, slavs, iranians, and aryans. the proof is a matter of public record as your post is the first mention of them in this thread and thus your allegations that i have made some statement or intimation regarding the thereas described parties are fraudulent, fabrications which you insinuated in order to attack me and disarm my argument without addressing the subject itself. furthermore there is suspicion that you are the anon who said that 'you would not care if your mother was raped' as evidenced by this thread, and that you despised morality. thus, you would have no reason not to lie, despising morality, correct?

in fact it is only you who have mentioned superiority. i would not care if whites were the worst race; they are MY race! this i would not expect the person who loves not even their mother to understand. you might as well be a bastard child.

you are the only cartoon here. you have no idea what you speak about and speak then not in order to learn but to typify, you choose not to hear and discover what people think and say. rather you choose to decide for yourself what they say, having no morals and thus no connection to reality through the love or even just respect of truth. you are a shame.

>>8695674
tl;dr

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>>8695678

if you were worth a shit it would vindicate me to see you reduced to this.

>>8695674
Lied about what? I made assertions about your assumptions, there is literally no "matter of public record" unless there's some weird 4chan judge and stenographer who records the retarded ramblings of /pol/

Fuck you're stupid. But keep playing identity politics, it's easier to find a "good guy" and "bad guy" when you don't have to interpret the actual world.

>>8695685
That was my first post in the thread.

>>8695708
>>8695720
>full damage control

Good Job!

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>>8695731
>damage control
What? I'm this anon >>8695640

You need to calm down, goy. Go eat some miso soup and watch the LOTR trilogy.

Behold, the superior being

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>>8695888
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>>8694484
terrible food isn't going to sell

>>8694814
Bro
Bro
I think that's the point he's making, proper, high quality lox shouldn't be that red, it should be more pink, this looks a little dyed to me.

Source:
Lived in NW my whole life
Best friend is in native tribe
Spent years selling fish for a living

>>8695090
Underrated

Anti-semitism aside, that bagel looks amazing.

>>8695481
Epic. +1 /pol/ point. Get your lulz on over at >>>/pol/

>>8695177
I literally said nothing wrong retard. Lox is smoked salmon I know and yeah Jewish people use it a lot so what the hell are your complaining about

>>8694484
Because dey stoles it from da peoples whose land dey corrupted